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Hi, hi! Hey, all.
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Could you guys keep an eye
out for the u.P.S. Guy?
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I'm expecting a package.
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Why? Where
are you going?
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My gynecologist.
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Your
who-li-gyne-what?
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My gynecologist.
He's a wonderful doctor.
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Good. I could
use a new doctor.
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He's a women's doctor.
For women only?
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Doesn't he realize he
could double his business
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if he'd open his
practice to everyone?
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Oh, please. I'm not into all that p.
C. Baloney.
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I think women should
have their own doctors,
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and men shouldn't wait
tables at Hooters.
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Oh, now ya done it.
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You went and got the hulk mad.
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When hulk get mad,
hulk get strong.
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Yep. There
goes the shirt.
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Aah!
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Who the hell is that?
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Pickles, is that you?
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It is!
It's pickles!
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I missed you so much, boy!
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What's going on?
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It's pickles!
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Harry's pet from back home?
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I'm afraid so.
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Of course it's pickles!
Watch this.
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He falls for it every time.
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How could he have
tracked Harry down
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across 3 billion galaxies?
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They have a pretty
good sense of smell.
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But why did he take
on human form?
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Yeah. He should be some
kind of lower life
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like a duck or a
scallop or something.
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He didn't know any better.
He's just a pet.
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Hey, you get away from that.
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Grrr!
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Don't you growl at me.
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Wow, he hates you.
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Come here, pickles!
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Can I keep him, dick?
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I don't know.
A pet's a big responsibility.
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That's right, Harry.
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Oh, come on.
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I'll walk him and feed
him and bathe him.
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Well, not bathe him.
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Well...Ok, then.
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You can keep him.
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Oh, you hear that, boy?
You can stay!
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Oh, good. This'll help
us be less conspicuous.
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Grrr!
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So, what brings you here today?
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I'm the woman.
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Ok, then.
We can begin.
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Just lie back and relax.
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[Punch] Uhh!
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I would like to see
another doctor--
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one who can keep
his hands to himself.
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How about this one?
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I've been craving
constantly for dairy.
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I can't get enough beets.
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Yes! Absolutely!
Beets, yes! Oh, yes!
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Hey, you know what I
can't get enough of?
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Hockey.
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Oh, my God.
And my breasts...
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Twice the size!
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You should see my bra.
It's like 2 circus tents.
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Yeah? You should
see my bra.
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It's black and sort
of see-through,
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and this wire's poking out
that keeps pinching me.
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It's, like, ow!
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I'm pregnant.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[Overlapping congratulations]
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Hey!
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I'm pregnant, too!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Nina?
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Nina!
What is it?
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Here are the keys
to my rambler.
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Take it somewhere and
have my tires rotated.
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Uh, that is not in
my job description.
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Oh.
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What is in your
job description?
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Mm...Typing.
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Well, type it into
your job description
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and get it done by lunch.
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I'll do that.
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You really have
a way with people.
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Well, nobody listens to me.
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I mean, just this morning,
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I asked Sally
to rotate my tires,
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but instead, she decided
to go to the gynecologist.
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Now, is she wrong,
or am I right?
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The great thing about not being
in a relationship with you
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is that I don't have to care about
your family's problems anymore.
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So, you think I am right.
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I'll tell you what I think.
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It's unfair of you to order
Sally to do whatever you want
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as if you were
king of the universe.
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Oh, please!
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We look nothing alike.
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Hey! Hey! Hey--
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grrr!
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Harry! Harry!
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Oh, no! Pickles!
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What--come on,
help me, Tommy!
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Hello!
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Hey, don.
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Hey.
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Boys.
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Don Orville.
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Go on, pickles.
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Give him your hand.
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Shake...Shake...
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Why do they call you "pickles"?
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Why do they call
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the captain of the
football team "sausage"?
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We don't ask questions.
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He's just an old family friend.
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Just came over for some
breakfast, didn't he, Harry?
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That's right.
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Strange fella.
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Yeah, well...
He, uh...
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He took a bullet trying
to save Harry's life...
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Back in that war...
Over there.
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Which one?
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You know the one.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow.
That's tough.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, it's...
Good to meet you, pickles.
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Thank you for serving
our country.
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Where's Sally?
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Oh, uh, Sally went
to the gynecologist.
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Oh. Nice work
if you can get it.
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Uh, let's go for
a walk, pickles.
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Walk.
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Harry, Harry.
Bring a plastic bag.
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You don't want
to get another fine.
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Stop it. Drop it.
Come on.
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Sally: Hey, hey!
Get your nose outta there!
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Whoa! No!
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Sally.
Hi, don.
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I taped that cops for you.
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Oh, cool. Thanks.
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[Police radio chatter]
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Copy that. Over.
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I gotta get out of here.
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Emergency?
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I don't know.
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I can't understand
a word she says.
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Hello, Sally.
How was your trip to the gynecologist?
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Oh, it was great.
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I met these women, and
they were so nice to me.
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Me, dick!
They were so warm and friendly...
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And pregnant.
Pregnant?
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They have their own lingo
and special classes.
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They all dress alike and have
this incredibly strong bond.
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They sound like a cult.
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It's too bad we can't
infiltrate them.
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Actually...
I already have.
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You're not pregnant.
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I'm faking it.
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Oh...Smart thinking,
lieutenant.
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So, what month are you in?
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Ooh, I don't
know. 18?
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You look great.
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Now, when labor comes,
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it's your job to keep your
partner relaxed, focused,
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and most importantly, calm.
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You hear that, Sally?
You're supposed to keep me calm.
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No, dick, she's not.
That's your job.
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Listen to you.
You're making this all about the woman.
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It is about the woman.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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This pregnancy thing
is no big mystery.
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Man decides to have baby, man
plants seed, man becomes dad.
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Cut and dried. Black and white.
Clear as day.
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Dick, you just
don't get it, do you?
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This is not about men.
It's about women.
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And women have this special
club-- this pregnancy club--
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and once you become a member,
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everything about you
becomes fascinating:
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What you ate that day,
what's swollen,
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how many times you
went to the bathroom.
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6.
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6?
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See?
Fascinating!
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Don't make it sound
so exclusive.
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We men have our own
special club.
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It's called a
treehouse-- men only--
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and in it, we discuss
our enlarged prostates.
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So there.
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Whoa!
What?
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Hypothetical question:
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If I told you that pickles
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had accidentally chewed
up one of Sally's pumps,
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you wouldn't send him
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back to the home
planet, would you?
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Pickles.
Hypothetical!
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Pickles, you come
here right now!
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No, dick!
He didn't mean to do it.
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Pickles, you come here right
now and see what you did!
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Pickles, come back here!
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Let him go.
That's an order.
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I just remembered.
I have to go to the circus.
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Oh, Sally, last night,
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I got the best night's
rest in weeks.
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Did you get the
full-body pillow?
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I did. Ok, who was right?
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You were!
You were!
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Ok, so...
Do you like?
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Oh, it's wonderful.
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Now, don't go and blow all
your money on this nice stuff.
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I know, but pregnancy's so chic.
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That does look nice.
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Really?
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Do you think I should get the
leopard print one, or--really?
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That's a heck of a lot of money
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to fix a pair of
high-heeled shoes.
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I know they're big,
but--
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no, they are not mine!
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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No, not at all.
Look, it's my sister's problem.
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Why don't you talk to her?
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So, don, what
brings you around?
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Sally's...Problem.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
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It's just gonna cost me a
lot of money, that's all.
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Do you know who's responsible?
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Of course. Harry watched
the whole thing happen.
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He did?
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His best friend did it.
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Not pickles!
That's the one.
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Oh, I knew there was
something about that guy!
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Where is he now?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I confronted him,
and he ran away.
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Oh...This is
a shocker, dick.
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I gotta tell you,
it wasn't easy
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watching Sally try on some
of those maternity clothes.
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What?! Damn it!
I warned her!
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Nina, cancel my classes!
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Why? What's
going on?
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Sally's become one
of the pregnant.
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Oh, my God!
Is that true?
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I'm afraid so.
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How did it happen?
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How do you think it happened?
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Good morning.
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You will not believe
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what Dr. Solomon just
told me about his sister.
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I don't want to hear about her.
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I don't want to hear about him.
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I don't have to care about
his lunatic family.
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Sally's pregnant.
Oh, my God! Is this true?
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Yes, it is.
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Is it yours?
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No!
262
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,440
Well, it could be.
263
00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:26,744
But it's not.
264
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,914
But it...Could be.
265
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,684
And to think he asked a pregnant
woman to rotate his tires.
266
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,521
That insensitive jerk!
267
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,756
It's so cold.
268
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,058
She must be so scared.
269
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,095
I can't imagine what it's like
to be alone and...Pregnant.
270
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,233
[Sobbing uncontrollably]
271
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,304
Don...
272
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,572
Go like this.
273
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,442
Oh, any sign of pickles?
274
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,777
No. I thought
I saw him,
275
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,048
but it just turned out
to be some guy.
276
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,884
I hope
he's not lost--
277
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:10,687
cold and shivering
in some dirty alley.
278
00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:15,225
When I was growing
up, you worked.
279
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:19,163
You're 15--pfft!
You work.
280
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,599
Could I have a beer
for my buddy?
281
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:27,505
You and me are cut
from the same cloth.
282
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,577
You know, not for nothin',
283
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,847
but you could
really use a mint.
284
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,887
There you are!
285
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,355
What are you doing here?
286
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,357
I've come to take you home!
Now, wait--
287
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,092
I won't have you
poisoning her mind
288
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,561
with your utero-centric
propaganda!
289
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,697
Aah!
290
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:54,832
Aah!
291
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,767
I think I'm going into labor!
292
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,869
Oh, all right.
Now, calm down.
293
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,472
Can someone here take
Wendy up to obstetrics?
294
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,941
Me! I'll do it!
Oh, this'll be great! Come on!
295
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,643
Sally, you come back here!
296
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,612
That woman can go to
obstetrics by herself!
297
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,551
I'm sure she'll be all right.
298
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:17,554
Sally: Aah!
Oh, dick, it's horrible!
299
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,056
Dick: Push! Push!
300
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,491
Somebody help me!
301
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:24,561
When somebody
tells you to push,
302
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,897
you don't pull, you push!
303
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,031
Wendy:
Aah! Aah!
304
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,500
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
305
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,905
"Lost man.
Mostly beige.
306
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,341
Answers to the name
of pickles."
307
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,110
Raaoo? Raaoo?
308
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,512
Pickles, is that you?
309
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,782
Pickles! Oh.
That's ok, buddy.
310
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,384
Let's go home.
311
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,052
Hey, buddy...Just
got a fresh pitcher.
312
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:54,859
Tommy: Pickles?
313
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,028
Pickles, you wanna
ride in the car?
314
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,996
Wanna ride in the car, boy?
315
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,332
Ah, that's a good boy.
316
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,666
Wha--wait!
Pickles!
317
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,001
[Tires screeching]
318
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,436
[Car crashes]
319
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,639
Harry:
Pickles! Nooo!
320
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:12,676
My little baby's so precious.
321
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,312
For you, the world
holds so much,
322
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,315
and I'll be right there, yes,
323
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,018
taking your hand,
leading the way
324
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,220
on every step of your journey.
325
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:27,058
Excuse me.
Can I please bond with my baby?
326
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,659
In a minute.
327
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,361
You're so adorable.
328
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,795
And look at your eyes.
329
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,265
You have big, beautiful
eyes, don't you, Frank?
330
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,599
All right, that's it.
331
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,601
His name is Sam,
332
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,071
and if you don't leave,
I'll call the cops.
333
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,440
I know.
Your daddy's a big meanie.
334
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,911
Gimme the baby.
335
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,779
All right.
Fine, fine.
336
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:55,853
He's got your ears.
337
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,655
Look, he's got your chin.
338
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,889
He's got my forceps marks.
339
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,558
All right, get out.
That's enough.
340
00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:05,695
Oh, Sally...
341
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:08,698
How can you ever complain
about being the woman?
342
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,700
What you're capable
of is amazing.
343
00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:14,704
I have so much respect for
your power, what you can do.
344
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:17,041
I never thought
I would say this,
345
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,910
but after seeing
this awesome sight,
346
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,347
it makes me want to be a girl.
347
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,849
Well, dick, you
throw like a girl,
348
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,553
you cry like a girl, and
you're paid like a girl,
349
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,555
so you're not so far off.
350
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,125
Thanks. You know
something, Sally...
351
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,260
I want you to get pregnant.
352
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,528
What?
353
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,296
I want you to have a baby.
354
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,631
Forget it.
I don't want to.
355
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,099
I order you to get pregnant.
356
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,434
You can't order me.
357
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,070
This is my body. I picked it out.
Is that understood?
358
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,439
But, lieutenant-- look,
pregnancy is a great thing.
359
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,707
It really is.
360
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,910
There's just one problem
with being pregnant--
361
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,446
the baby comes out!
362
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,516
It doesn't just stay in there.
It comes out!
363
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,718
And that part must be painful.
364
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,820
Oh, no, it's not
the pain, dick.
365
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,156
I can take the pain.
It's the responsibility.
366
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:11,028
When I saw that tiny,
scared little thing,
367
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,664
I realized
something--
368
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,333
a baby's forever.
369
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:20,537
I just don't think I can handle
that kind of responsibility.
370
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,507
Hell, I have enough trouble
taking care of Harry.
371
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:26,477
My little Sally.
372
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,880
Sometimes, I think of
you as a little girl...
373
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:34,351
And that's why I order you to
do things like get pregnant.
374
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,720
But you know,
you're growing up now,
375
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:41,825
and, obviously, capable of
making decisions on your own.
376
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,061
I respect that.
377
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,329
You do?
378
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,563
No.
379
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,000
I just don't want to get
380
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,736
into another argument
I can't win.
381
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,106
Wow. You're
growing up, too.
382
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,908
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
383
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,948
Pickles, you're home now.
384
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,487
All: Surprise! Aah! Aah!
385
00:18:11,822 --> 00:18:13,424
They're friends!
386
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,627
You! I'm surprised you have
the nerve to show your face!
387
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,596
That guy makes me so mad.
388
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,364
Ooh! Shh!
Here they come.
389
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,466
Sally: I feel better
about it, too.
390
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,600
What did you learn?
391
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:27,171
Well, I always thought that
water was unbreakable.
392
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,439
All:
Surprise!
393
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,674
Is it my birthday?
394
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,410
Everything isn't always
about you, dick.
395
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,546
We came because we
heard about Sally
396
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,249
and we wanted to be
there for her 100%,
397
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,650
unlike some people.
398
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,352
Oh, yeah.
Some people are bastards.
399
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:46,924
Yeah. We didn't want you to have
to go through it all alone.
400
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,259
Go through what alone?
401
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:52,429
Sally, can I talk to you
for a moment, in private?
402
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:57,134
Sally, it isn't easy growing
up without a father
403
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,969
in a town like rutherford.
404
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,305
What's the use
of a bat and ball
405
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,907
if there's no one there
to throw a pitch?
406
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,843
What are you doing?
407
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,544
I want to be the
father of your baby.
408
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,646
[All gasp]
409
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,847
What baby?
410
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,048
The baby you're having.
411
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,416
I'm not having a baby.
412
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,385
I know you're pregnant.
I'm not pregnant.
413
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,220
She's not pregnant.
She's not?
414
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,988
I was pretending,
but I'm not really.
415
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,689
She's not pregnant.
416
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:24,228
Oh, great. Then what the
hell are we doing here?
417
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,429
I don't know.
418
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,566
Well, it certainly
wasn't my idea!
419
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,167
Just when you think you're out,
420
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,269
this family pulls you
right back in!
421
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,276
Hey, don.
422
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,377
Yeah, Sally?
423
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,379
I just want you to know
424
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,381
that what you just said
was really touching.
425
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,317
If you ever really do
want to get preg--
426
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,219
ain't gonna happen.
I'm just saying!
427
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,521
What happened?
428
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,489
He got hit by a car.
429
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,224
Pickles, stop.
430
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,659
Pickles, stop!
431
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,362
Harry...
432
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,566
I'm not going to tell
you what to do, but...
433
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,468
I'm not sure this planet
434
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,503
is the safest place for pickles.
435
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:13,577
Yes, sir.
436
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,980
Now, you can keep
him if you want,
437
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,750
but I think you should
give it some thought.
438
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,019
Pickles, sit.
Pickles, sit.
439
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:27,558
Look...I don't
think that earth
440
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,992
is the right place for you.
441
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,928
I mean, it's just too
dangerous out there,
442
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:36,933
and I wouldn't be saying that
if I didn't love you--no!
443
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,436
So, I think you
should go, ok--
444
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,539
no! Pickles! Go!
445
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,408
Pickles, get outta here!
446
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,409
Pickles, come here!
447
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:51,214
Pickles, go back to
your pod and go home,
448
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,883
back where you
belong. Go now.
449
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,452
Pickles, go home!
450
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:12,069
It's for the best, Harry.
451
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,370
I know.
452
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,873
Dick, do you think that
someday, when I'm ready,
453
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,908
maybe I can have an earth pet?
454
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,242
Sure, Harry.
455
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,378
Dick, do you think
someday, when I'm ready,
456
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,246
I could have a baby of my own?
457
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,581
Of course, Sally.
458
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,916
Hey, dick, do you think
459
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,585
when he has a pet
and she has a baby,
460
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,921
I could get an
apartment across town?
461
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,390
Absolutely, Tommy.
462
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,492
Make it
a 2-bedroom.
463
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:40,664
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464
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,034
I must say,
465
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:49,639
you are one of the most
interesting men I have ever met.
466
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:56,613
So attentive and affectionate.
467
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,684
What is it?
468
00:22:01,686 --> 00:22:03,453
Do you wanna go out?
469
00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:08,191
That's a sliding glass door!
470
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,694
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