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Tine.

I'm done flirting with you.

Be my boyfriend.

I bet that got all you fans excited.

What a shocking moment.

I'm excited and shocked as well.

This is a surprise act from our Musical Club.

You two can take a rest backstage.

Let's hear it for them.

-I don't know what else to say. -Damn it. It's all ruined.

How could Dim say it was all an act?

If Dim hadn't said that, the show would've been over.

-What are you playing at? -What a hero.

We won't help you next time.

I'm out of here.

Come on.

So...

was it all just for show?

Yes.

That's a relief.

I was shocked.

Are you happy it wasn't a real proposal?

Yes.

If you had asked me for real,

I would've felt bad.

This is the only thing I could do for you.

And I ruined it.

You told me that

this was like a movie.

It should've had a happy ending.

I still ruined it

although I gave it everything I got.

Maybe

I'm not the main character in your movie.

Maybe that wasn't the end.

You can still give this movie a happy ending.

How?

If this was a movie about us,

this would be the scene

where you get to choose the ending.

You can give it a sad ending

or...

you can make it a happy ending

by being my boyfriend.

Is this another joke?

I'm serious.

Well? What will you choose?

What are you playing at, Tine?

I don't like movies with sad endings.

Okay.

"Okay"?

I'll be your boyfriend.

Sarawat has a boyfriend named Tine.

You're unbelievable.

You're so damn cute.

It hurts. My leg hurts.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Tine.

What is it?

We asked you

if Sarawat really asked you out at the concert

or was it all an act?

About that...

Fong thinks it was all real.

He also thinks you said yes.

That's right. Tine can't shut up about how horrible Sarawat is.

If you end up dating him, you'll be a real hypocrite.

-A hypocrite? -Yes.

What's the deal, Tine?

Was it real or not?

It was real.

Real bullshit.

You know how he likes to pull my leg.

I'll get a coffee.

Slow down.

What's with you?

Have you told your friends we're dating?

No.

You said we would tell them here together.

Right. Change of plans.

Can we tell them later?

I need time to make peace with it.

My friends are getting ready to tease me in there.

What's wrong?

Are you mad at me?

No.

-I want to feel your boobs. -What?

I want to feel your boobs.

Right now?

Can I?

Can I?

Fine. Just once, okay?

And don't tell your friends we're dating.

-Can I squeeze it? -No.

That's enough. Your time's up.

I forgot about you.

Let's go.

What did you two talk about in secret?

I hope you didn't just tell Sarawat

not to tell us you're dating.

What? That's absurd.

We were talking about the Musical Club.

I just won the lottery, and I want to treat you.

Are you serious?

Yes, but I have one condition.

I want to kiss Sarawat on the cheek.

I don't think that's a fair trade.

What if I treat everyone in this café? Will he agree to that?

Yes.

-Kiss him. -Kiss him.

-Kiss him. -Kiss him.

-Kiss him. -Kiss him.

-Kiss him. -Do you see this picture?

-Yes. -That's my boyfriend.

-Who is it? -I can't let you kiss me.

It's Tine.

Damn it. You agreed that you wouldn't tell our friends.

I didn't tell them anything.

I told the girl who hit on me.

How am I wrong?

So you two are officially dating.

Give them a big hand, guys.

What are you waiting for? My friend is off the market.

Well, then.

-Put your hands down. -Keep clapping.

My friend isn't single anymore.

What are you doing?

CLASSROOM BUILDING

Exams are finally over.

Yes.

Damn.

I was going to ask you to celebrate with us,

but someone's already here for you.

See you later, man.

See you.

-We'll go on our own. -Let's go.

I'm so jealous.

Are you done with your exams?

Do you want to go celebrate?

Since we're done with exams and you can finally walk again.

It still hurts. I think

you'll have to carry me.

Dear god, I hope it really hurts.

I hope it never heals.

If I'm hurt and I have you to look after me,

I'm fine with that.

You're unbelievable.

Let's go.

There's somewhere I want to go first.

It's as different from my dorm room as night and day.

It's gorgeous.

Do you like it?

Of course, I do.

Let me show you upstairs.

By the way, whose room is this?

I want to make it

our room.

What?

I've been thinking about it.

You're the last person I want to see before I go to bed

and the first one I want to see when I wake up.

Move in with me.

Stay over with me tonight.

Stay over with me.

Let's do it then.

This will be our love nest.

Let's go.

Hey.

Should we put our clothes together?

Why would you do that?

Here.

No. Our clothes will get mixed up.

Let me have some.

You'll spill it.

Why did you put a soccer ball on the bed?

Why can't I?

My ball is clean.

Don't do it!

-Is this what you want? -No.

Here you go.

Where will you put it?

I don't know.

Put it here.

Damn it.

I can't eat it.

-It's too big. -Stop it.

Look at me.

I've been thinking what song I should play for the contest.

Here. You can play a Scrubb song.

I knew it.

I will if you let me kiss you on the cheek.

Gross. I don't think so.

Won't you let me?

No.

Not even a little kiss?

No.

All right. I can play a Scrubb song.

Here's your housewarming gift.

Thank you, man.

Wait.

What kind of flowers are these?

Shit. These are condoms.

They're for the newlyweds.

Why are you two blushing?

Your faces are red.

Is it hot in here?

It's not. It's pretty cool here.

Don't tell me my bouquet made you blush.

I knew it. You two were having a moment.

We'll let you get back to it then.

Yes. Just leave already.

-We just got here. -Come on.

-See you. -There are 120 condoms there.

Just so you know.

Didn't you lock the door? How did they get in here?

I don't know.

To hell with their bouquet.

It's not just Man and Boss who got you a gift.

Is your phone more important than me?

I'm sorry.

What were you saying?

Forget it. You can be on your phone.

I'm sorry. I wasn't looking at anything on my phone.

See for yourself.

I like Sarawat.

You promised me

you will post a confession.

Are you still mad at me?

Yes.

I'm mad that I can't stay mad at you, you little dummy.

What were you saying earlier?

I got you a gift too.

Thanks for moving in with me.

Hey.

This is the pick I cut up in half.

I can't believe you kept it.

I keep everything that has to do with you.

If I could, I would lock you up and never let you leave.

I would keep you to myself.

Hey.

It must be my mom.

She's probably calling to ask about my new room.

I'll go talk to her.

Who is Sarawat? Why is he with my boy?

He's my boyfriend. Piss off.

Tine.

Who is this asshole?

Who?

Why did he say you're his boy?

Has he ever hit on you?

Let me see.

Shit.

What's wrong?

The guy you picked a fight with

is my brother.

What?

My friend was just messing with me.

Really.

I know. I'm sorry.

Goodbye.

Who did you call "your friend"?

Just go with it. My brother is ruthless.

I will tell him about us once he calms down.

But you need to apologize to him right now,

so we can put this behind us.

Please?

I'm sorry.

Have a look.

Are you happy now, my buddy?

Don't be mad.

I just don't want my brother to know.

If your brother thinks I'm your friend,

what am I to you in real life?

You're my boyfriend.

If I'm your boyfriend, will you let me...

Shit.

Will you let me do it or do you want me to stay mad?

What do you say?

Is that a no?

-Hey. -Is it a yes?

You...

-Can I help you? -Who are you?

I'm Tine's brother. Where is he?

Why didn't you tell me you would drop by?

Thank you.

This is Sarawat. He's the guy I told you about.

-Sarawat? -Hello.

Is he the guy who pissed me off on Instagram?

I'm sorry.

I know all of my brother's friends,

but I've never heard of you.

What's your relationship with him?

Why are you living together?

Tine said to tell you we're friends.

Tine told you to say that.

What would you have said if he hadn't told you so?

Well...

We're friends.

Anyway, are you here for business?

No.

I'll stay with you for a week.

What?

-Why are you so shocked? -You'll stay here?

Yes. My internship won't start for the next few weeks.

Besides, I want to keep an eye on you

to see if you misbehave.

Of course not.

I've been conducting myself very well.

What is this?

The university was giving away free condoms.

A bouquet of them?

They gave me a bouquet.

That's right.

What the hell are you doing?

I don't like to be disturbed.

Move.

Tell your friend he can only stay on that side.

He can't cross over to this side.

Let's get something to eat.

What?

Stay here.

Got it?

Hey.

Sarawat.

Are you coming?

Tine.

Stay here.

You can walk around the line.

Just cross over from your side.

Why did you have to throw a party at my café of all places?

I didn't want to.

The girls begged to come here

because they wanted to see you.

By the way,

what about your boy, Phukong? Will he be here tonight?

No.

-He's not coming? -He's not my boy.

Don't ever mention that name again.

Fucking hell.

END OF ARCHITECTURE COURSE PARTY

Here you are. We were just talking

about how to get back at Sarawat.

How about tomorrow? If anyone sees him, they can text the others.

-Haven't you had enough? -Why?

Don't you hate his guts too?

I do,

but I don't like ganging up on people.

I know.

-You just attack them on the soccer field. -Shut up.

I told you that wasn't on purpose.

Should I purposely hit you?

I know you didn't mean to.

Just calm down. We were just joking.

We'll leave him alone, all right?

I meant to give it to you.

Thanks.

Hey.

Type, that's green curry. It's Sarawat's favorite.

I can have the soup instead.

Tine.

Since when do you wear bracelets?

Well, they are in fashion now.

Everyone at my university wears them.

Must you two wear matching bracelets?

My club has them specially made.

All the club members have one.

This dish is so tasty. Try this pork.

It's so delicious.

Where will you sleep tonight? My room only has one bed.

I'll sleep on the bed

with you.

With me?

Yes.

Your friend can sleep on the couch.

Sure.

Can you sleep?

I'm having trouble sleeping

because you're not here.

Come here.

Come on. You'll wake my brother.

He's asleep. He'll sleep through an earthquake.

Tine, sleep here with me.

Please?

You can sneak back in there in the morning.

What if Type wakes up?

He won't. I told you he's sleeping like a log.

A fire alarm won't wake him.

Sleep here with me.

How am I going to sleep here?

Here. I'll make myself super tiny.

I'll only take up this much space.

This space is all yours.

Come on.

You won't fall off the couch. If you fall... I will

hug you like this, so you won't fall.

Okay?

Here. Take my pillow.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

My poor friend. His brother put you down and got you looking

like a sad puppy.

How about this? Let an outsider like me help you out.

Where is he?

There he is. He's with Tine.

Take it easy on him. He's still Tine's brother.

Don't worry. I'm a go hard or go home type of guy.

Once he's here, I'll give him a piece of my mind...

Damn.

What's the matter?

Tine's brother is the guy I met at the seminar.

-He's the one I've been looking for. -What?

I thought he looked familiar.

What are you looking at?

I'm looking at a cutie like you.

Do you know how hard I've been looking for you?

I never thought you would be Tine's brother.

Do I know you?

Don't you remember me?

No.

You're not in my memory,

and you're not the type I'd ever associate myself with.

But I want to associate myself with someone like you.

How about we start off with something simple

like you being my boyfriend?

What did you say, jackass?

If you agree to be my boyfriend, I promise

I will tell you "goodnight" every night.

My eyes will be on you the minute I wake up

and for the rest of the day.

Type, calm down.

Man is mentally ill. He's seeing a doctor right now.

How about I take you

to read and calm yourself down over there?

Please calm down.

Stay calm.

Thanks, man. I think he hates us even more now.

Who would've thought this world would be so small?

I have an idea. Let's invite him to a party tonight.

I'll make him open up to me.

I mean to you, my friend.

I wish you all good luck with your exams.

I hope to see you at the faculty.

-Who are you thinking of? -Hip hip...

-Hooray! -Hooray!

Cheers.

You've got that sad look in your eyes.

Are you thinking about that student of yours?

Nonsense, Toon.

He's not coming.

He hates me now.

Why is that? Did you two fight?

I fought with his brother.

I tried to steal his brother's boyfriend.

Which one is he mad about?

Is he mad that you had a fight with his brother?

Or is it about you falling for someone else?

I'll have the usual.

There's a private party tonight.

We aren't taking orders.

END OF ARCHITECTURE COURSE PARTY

Mil told me to keep this for you.

You're good.

Goodnight.

This is my friend, Oak.

I thought the more the merrier.

Should I sit next to Sarawat?

Won't his boyfriend mind?

What boyfriend? We're all friends here.

We're all single.

What about you? Won't your boyfriend mind?

What boyfriend? I'm single.

What's your type then?

I might know someone.

If someone feels right,

he's the one.

Liverpool is playing tonight.

Let's watch the game together.

How did you know I'm a Liverpool fan?

I can tell by the way you play.

You play exactly like Salah.

Hey,

I like this guy already.

Cheers to our new friend. Come on.

-Sure thing. -Come on.

Bottoms up.

Bottoms up.

Let's watch the game.

Awesome.

That's one for Liverpool.

I'll mix you another drink.

To Liverpool.

To Salah.

This is nice. I never have anyone to watch the game with.

These guys don't watch soccer.

What's wrong, Tine?

Why are you following me? Go back to that soccer guy.

What did I do wrong?

Didn't you tell me to act like your friend?

Do you think I'm okay with it?

Do you think I'm comfortable with it?

I'm frustrated too that things turned out this way.

Why do you put up with it?

Do you want me to tell him we're together?

Should I say I'm jealous?

Should I tell my brother you're not just a friend?

Is that what you want?

What did you just say?

I asked you what you just said.

I'll ask you one last time.

Are you two together?

We're just friends.

He's my boyfriend.

You can curse at me all you want, but leave him out of it.

I asked him to keep it a secret.

Is cuddling on the couch your way of keeping it a secret?

Do you know?

Of course, I know. I was just waiting for you to tell me.

I'm sorry. I...

I was afraid you might not be okay with it.

I'm your brother. I love you no matter what.

I'm just worried.

I wanted to test you guys.

The yellow tape couldn't keep you apart,

so how could I?

It's him

that I don't trust.

I'm not sure you can take care of my brother.

I can't ask you to trust me,

but I'll show you.

I'll be watching.

But first things first, take care of your friend.

Keep him away from me.

You want me to yourself, don't you?

Come on, now.

-Let's celebrate our new family. -Don't touch me.

-Get away from me. -Come on.

Don't be mean. You can trust me.

-Come with me. -Man.

Just come here.

But my brother...

Stop it.

Just tell me something.

You didn't mean to hurt my brother that day, did you?

Do you think so highly of me?

Forget it. It's in the past.

That's true.

I want to tell you something.

If I can score a goal from there, I'll tell you.

If I can't, I won't tell you.

Seems like I won't get to know.

I also have something to tell you.

I like you.

As a brother.

You're like a brother to me.

I...

I don't have anything for you.

I have this.

Think of it as a gift for finishing your courses.

Now you'll know the time.

When you take your exam, you can finish it in time.

Thank you.

Thank you for everything

that you've done for me.

Please excuse me.

Stand still.

Can't you change your own clothes?

Do you want my help?

Hey.

I can do it.

You still owe me for making me jealous.

It was Man's plan. I had nothing to do with it.

But if you're angry,

you can

punish me all night right here.

Stop it. My brother will see us.

Wait. Where's my brother?

He got drunk and passed out.

I asked Man to take him to his room.

That way, we won't be interrupted.

Won't Man be eating him up by now?

Damn it. No, Man. You're a gentleman.

Be a gentleman.

I can't stand this.

My friend might be crude and vulgar, but he's a gentleman.

Isn't your brother staying for a week?

You should ask your friend

-what he did to my brother. -Are you awake?

Can you get up?

Man, you asshole!

I didn't do anything.

He couldn't get out of there fast enough.

And he didn't need to stay the full week.

It took him one day to catch us.

Do you think your brother knows we're dating

because we live together?

Isn't that why?

He said you've been listening to Scrubb all your life,

and suddenly, you're into indie music.

Then he found these indie albums on my desk.

That's how he knew

I'm your special someone.

You're wrong.

I just want to give other genres a try.

It has nothing to do with you.

Well, then.

I just downloaded tons of indie songs. Do you want to hear them?

Why would I?

I'm going to the bathroom.

"Smile" by Sarawat.

Hold on.

-Are you recording this, Boss? -Yes. Hold on.

I found it. Let's go.

Do you think he will like it?

No, I think he will love it. Trust me.

Just say you want to listen to it.

Why are you being sneaky, you dummy?

Give me that.

I'm Sarawat. I...

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Subtitle translation by Pannapat Tammasrisawat