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There's something about Scrubb's songs.

When you're happy,

their songs make you even happier.

When you're in love,

their songs make you fall even deeper.

You'll feel better

if you listen to them when you're sad.

It's like

having someone there to comfort you.

You remember that I like Scrubb, right?

One of my most favorite songs is called

"Everything."

Why are you telling me this?

Can you play it for me tomorrow?

The Musical Club is having a concert called Alternatease this Saturday.

Come check it out.

ALTERNATEASE

Why must a chic guy like me do this?

I'm exhausted, and it's so hot.

I'm so damn thirsty.

You're all over the place.

Stop complaining already.

Tine.

I have band practice. Can you take over?

Hand them out yourself.

What's with you?

I flirted with you in front of Green at Madam Toon's.

Can't you do this for me?

You didn't do me any favors.

Your fans were putting a bounty on my head.

Your friends saved me by telling them it was a joke.

You didn't have to put on a big show like that.

Shut up.

If I made you shy, just say it. Cover for me.

Hey.

Sarawat.

Asshole.

Thank you, Tine.

Do you remember my name?

Of course.

You taught me how to play guitar.

You're a law student, right?

-Yes. -My friend is also a law student.

Really? What's her name? I might know her.

Her name is Baifern.

Baifern? It sounds familiar.

How's your guitar practice going?

It's not going so well.

I guess I'm doing all right. I'm not sure.

I'll help teach you again, okay?

Okay. Thank you.

Why are there so many flyers left?

Sarawat asked me to hand them out for him.

CLASSROOM BUILDING

Aren't you in a good mood?

Mind your own business.

Are you done practicing so you can bug me?

Yes. I asked to leave early.

I want to tidy up my room.

Good idea. Your room looks like a haunted house.

Come and help me then.

Dream on. My personal motto is

"Boobies before drudgery."

Ask me again when you have boobs.

If you help me clean up, I'll let you touch my boobs.

I'll pass. I have a date with Pear this afternoon.

I'm taking her to buy a Scrubb CD.

I told her about them so much

that she is now their fan.

How about this evening?

I have cheer practice in the evening.

If you need help, just ask one of your fans.

There's an army of them.

You're unbelievable.

I guess my boobs aren't big enough.

Arms up.

-Arms up. -Arms up.

-Three, four. -Three, four.

Lift them higher. Are you tired already?

You'll never win the competition with this performance.

Didn't I tell you

to turn off your phones during practice?

It's Tine's. Sarawat's calling him.

Tine.

I'm sorry.

Hurry up and answer your phone.

Don't keep Sarawat waiting.

Are you done?

Keep your eyes on me.

Help me tidy up my room.

-Will you stop already? -Smile.

-I'm still at practice. -Smile.

I'm starving.

What do you want to eat?

What? Will you bring me snacks?

Where's your smile?

Did I say I would?

I hate you so much.

Hey.

How about this? If you buy me snacks, I'll let you touch my boobs.

Damn it.

Let's take a 15-minute break, everyone.

Sarawat, did you buy snacks for us?

-I told him to. -My goodness.

I told him to bring some snacks

since everyone is tired.

I told him to buy them. There's enough for everyone.

I see you have your good side too.

I'm sorry I called you an asshole.

-Can I touch your boobs now? -Hey.

What boobs?

You're teasing me again.

It was just a joke.

But I'm serious.

Stop it.

Stop.

Stop it right now!

I can't believe you.

Anyway, a senior wants to know if you have a girlfriend.

She saw that you're on Instagram, but you don't follow anyone.

What did you say? "Follow"?

That's right. Follow.

What's follow?

It's my bad.

I forgot you're new to social media.

When you follow someone,

you subscribe to their Instagram account.

Usually, people like to follow

someone they are interested in.

We call that snooping.

Are you even listening to me?

FOLLOW REQUEST SENT

Did I do it right?

Did you hear what I asked you?

Is there someone you like?

I said I would go for you. Who else would I like?

A fake crush doesn't count. I mean for real.

Is there someone you like at the moment?

Why did you follow me?

I just want to say that

the one I'm following is the one I like.

When will you stop messing with me?

Everyone, gather round.

I have to get back to practice.

Thank you for the snacks.

Don't forget to follow other people.

Goodbye. Get some rest.

Who are you looking for?

Sarawat left.

But...

he left you a letter.

Here's a spare key to my room.

Help me clean up at 7 a.m. tomorrow.

See you.

Wat!

Wat!

Wat.

Wat, wake up.

Why did you ask me to come early if you're going to sleep?

Wat.

Wat, wake up.

Wat...

Shit!

You're here.

You don't have...

You don't have clothes on.

-What's with you? -No.

Just look.

Why did you sleep naked?

You should've at least put on some underwear.

I didn't have anything on?

That means

you saw little Sarawat.

Knock it off. Aren't you even embarrassed?

Why do you look so proud?

I'm done talking to you.

What do you want me to do?

Well, look around. Help me clean up.

Clean what up?

Look around. Everything is a mess.

You can organize the shoes.

I don't see any mess.

Look around. Does this look tidy to you?

Can I just let you feel my boobs and go home?

Okay.

Are you for real? I'm just kidding.

I was being sarcastic. Damn it. I'll get to work.

Move.

Where you do want this?

-On your head? -Think.

I'm sorry.

Shit.

By the way,

you have so many shoes.

They're all new.

Except

this one.

What's the problem? They are comfy.

Comfy?

They are falling apart.

If your fans see this, they're all going to buy you new shoes.

I won't wear them anyway

unless they're from you.

Me?

Why would I buy you shoes?

-Where do I put this? -Here.

Use your brain.

Can you help me change the sheets?

I want to take a nap.

Well...

What song will you play at the Alternatease concert tomorrow?

Why?

You remember that I like Scrubb, right?

One of my most favorite songs is called

"Everything."

Why are you telling me this?

Can you play it for me tomorrow?

I can't. The seniors already picked what songs to play.

Can you talk to them?

Can you please ask them?

-Please? -It's already decided, Tine.

Just help me out. I want to listen to it.

Please talk to them for me.

Put the bedsheet on.

Help me, or I won't do it.

Fine, I'll talk to them. Help me.

It looks pretty nice.

-Yes. -You test it.

It's soft.

Is it?

-I think so. -Hey.

-What are you doing? -This is a nice bed.

I'm checking out the sheet.

I should've changed it ages ago.

-The white sheet is so soft. -Why are you checking it here?

Because I sleep here. I slept on this spot earlier.

Wat, I bought you...

Why didn't you tell me you two would drop by?

Then it wouldn't be a surprise.

I was expecting to find a girl.

Turns out it's just a new friend.

It's weird. You never bring anyone here.

My room was messy, so I...

I asked him to help clean up.

That's right.

Why did you suddenly decide to clean up?

Someone said it was messy,

so I wanted to

reorganize my room a bit.

Was it your girlfriend?

It was a friend, Mom.

A friend again. When will you have a girlfriend?

You're like a robot.

Mom.

You know, Tine.

Wat has never had a girlfriend before.

-Really? -Yes.

All he does is play guitar.

He's too busy to find me a daughter-in-law.

You've probably been with many girls.

Can you give him some tips

-to help him find a girl? -That's enough, Mom.

Will you tell me why you brought my brother here?

I brought Phukong to stay over with you.

Your university is having an open house tomorrow.

Give him a tour so he can check out the faculty he likes.

-But I have-- -Right.

I have to go. Your dad's waiting.

Look after your brother.

-Mom. -Goodbye, ma'am.

-Bye, Mom. -Bye, kids.

Bye, Mom.

Why didn't you call me first?

If I did, I wouldn't have seen this.

I'll go get coffee.

Tine.

Do you realize you have to take my brother with you tomorrow?

What?

Why me?

I have a concert.

If I let him go alone, my mom will kill me.

I already have plans.

I told my friends I would go with them.

Just let my brother tag along then.

If you take him with you, I will...

I'll play a Scrubb song for you.

Really?

Damn it.

Don't tempt me with a Scrubb song.

Are we good?

Fine.

I have to practice.

I have to get changed too. Can you

get the bill?

Just split the bill with me.

Fine. Get the money from my brother. I'm out of here.

You asshole.

You didn't even finish your food.

I guess I'll finish it.

How did you become Sarawat's boyfriend?

What?

I'm not his boyfriend.

My brother changed from being an introvert

to someone in love.

He even joined Instagram.

He never cared about this stuff before.

Maybe he just wants to try new things.

I saw him writing a love song.

I know that too.

He probably has a crush on some girl.

I just hope he falls for someone good.

My brother isn't good at this.

You don't have to worry. I may not have known him long,

but I know he's not a bad person.

A good guy like him will find someone good as well.

You are

really as nice as my brother said.

What? Has he ever talked about me?

Yes. He also told me that

you're a silly guy and a noob.

What? "A noob"?

He called me a noob?

Yes.

Damn you, Sarawat.

Calm down.

You pay for your brother.

He didn't pay when he left.

He said this is your treat.

My treat, my ass. I'm broke.

You're rich. You should pay for me.

Are you that hungry to eat my brother's food?

It's a waste.

You can go ahead.

I'll look after your brother.

Don't forget to play "Everything" for me.

Why are you so obsessed with it?

I'll get going then.

See you.

Shall we go?

Hold on. I'm waiting for my friend.

Isn't it just the two of us? Why didn't you tell me?

How many are coming?

Just one.

If you're uncomfortable

being with many people, you can go off on your own.

I don't like a big crowd either.

I prefer a group of two.

Have you been waiting long?

Are you Sarawat's brother? You really take after him.

Hello, beautiful.

I see you're a charmer too.

Which faculty do you want to visit?

Do you want to visit the Faculty of Medicine?

When I was young, I got severely ill.

I was lucky to have an excellent doctor

who helped treat me,

so I want to become a great doctor like him.

What about you, Tine?

Why do you ask?

Welcome to the Department of Photography.

Would you like a photo? It's free of charge.

Shall we do it, Pear? The two of us can take a picture together.

-Sure. -What about me?

Haven't you left for a workshop?

-Would you be seeing me if I have? -Stop.

Stop arguing. Let's all take it together.

Let's pick our props.

You should wear this.

You wear it. You should wear this, Pear.

-How do I look? -I don't know.

Are you ready? Three, two, one.

Three, two, one. Smile.

Three, two, one.

-Can I see? -Here.

Thank you.

Tine, I like this one. Can I keep it?

How about we each take one?

No, thanks.

I have no use for your pretentious pictures.

Are you jealous that I'm more handsome?

-Handsome, my ass. -Tine.

I'll go to the restroom. Here you go.

Okay.

Can you disappear for an hour or two?

I'm begging you.

You give me no choice.

Here's five hundred.

Go.

Do you think I'm a kid that you can bribe?

Here's a thousand.

Enjoy your date.

-Pear. -Get lost.

I'm just putting this back.

I'm leaving.

Get out of my face.

HOME ECONOMICS

Hello.

Hello.

-He's so cute. -He's adorable.

Who are you here with?

I'm with my brother.

What's his name? I might know him.

His name is Sarawat.

-Sarawat? -Sarawat?

-No wonder. -Goodness.

-He's a dish just like his brother. -Right?

You can have these for free,

but can I get a picture with you?

-You don't have to do that. -It's okay.

-One, two, three. -Let me get in there too.

One, two, three.

Can you pose like this? One, two, three.

Goodness, Mint. Are you preying on kids now?

Let me join you.

He's not just some kid, you know.

This is Sarawat's brother.

-Really? -Yes.

-He's so cute. -Take pictures with me.

Can we get a picture?

-Let's get closer. -One, two, three.

-One, two, three. -Can we get one too?

-Can we get a picture? -One, two, three.

Just a second, everyone.

Sarawat. Come and take pictures.

-Where is he? -Where?

Let's go.

Excuse me, you can't be here.

I'm looking for my brother.

He's a guitar player.

Go wait outside.

This area is for musicians only.

I'll just take a moment. My brother will be here soon.

I said no. You have to wait outside.

Come on. I won't take long.

What will I do if things get stolen?

Come on. I'm not a thief. I won't steal anything.

What's going on here?

This kid is looking for someone.

I'll kick him out.

It's okay. He's my brother.

Well, then. Take your time, kid.

Let me know if you need anything.

Why did you say I'm your brother?

You two were loud. I didn't want to hear it.

Make yourself useful while you're here.

Give me a massage.

Okay.

Are you here for the open house? Which faculty do you want to get into?

I don't know yet.

Is that so?

Mil, your band has to be on standby.

I have to go.

Here.

Why are you giving me this?

Just eat it. I know you're hungry.

Where's Sarawat?

What's wrong? Are you nervous?

No.

Don't lie to me. Is your crush in the audience?

I understand.

I was super nervous when my date came to see me play.

Hello, everyone.

It is my honor to be your host today.

The time has come

-for what you've been waiting for. -You can do it.

A little bird told me that the bands are ready.

Let me check whether you are. Let me hear some noise!

Please welcome

Sssss..!

from the Musical Club!

ALTERNATEASE

TEAM SARAWAT'S WIVES

That's Sarawat's band.

Do you want to get closer?

Okay.

SSSSS

Who knows? They might play a Scrubb song.

Really?

I've always wanted to hear it live.

Hello. We are Sssss..!

Tine, I'll be back in a second. My mom's calling.

CLASSROOM BUILDING

Thank you.

I don't know if you're screaming for the band or Sarawat.

But let me tell you that our next band

is just as hot.

Make some noise

and put your hands together for The Rhythm.

I LOVE YOU, MIL

-Hello. -Mil!

Are you all ready?

Let me hear some noise!

You've changed a lot.

So what?

It makes me scared

that if I fall for someone,

I'll have to change myself like you.

It's not scary.

If you find the right person,

you'll understand.

Thank you!

Let's hear it for The Rhythm!

MIL

ALTERNATEASE

That was awesome.

I know you're dying to see our next performance,

but we'll take a break

before we continue with our show.

I'll go down to interview the students

who came to our open house.

Get ready. Make some noise.

Get warmed up.

Let's interview this one.

I just want to take him to meet my mom.

Can you answer some questions? What's your name?

I'm Phukong.

Phukong?

Even his name melts my heart.

Which faculty do you want to get into?

Let me guess.

Tick-tock. Ding!

I know. Is it Engineering?

No.

-Medicine? -That's interesting,

but no.

A guy!

Wait for me!

Let's continue. What were you saying?

If it's not medicine, then I don't know anymore.

Which faculty do you want to get into?

Maybe I'll join clown college.

He is handsome and funny.

You're just my type.

Phukong, do you want to have a sugar mama?

That's okay.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. You're so hot.

You're very handsome. Good luck.

-Thank you. -Let's go.

Why are you giving me this?

Just eat it. I know you're hungry.

What's the matter?

When you were playing a Scrubb song,

Pear almost got to hear it.

Her mom called, so she had to leave.

I just went to see her off.

I'm so bummed.

Pear?

Did you make me talk to the seniors about the song

so I could play it for a girl?

That's right.

She's never been to a concert before.

I was almost the first one to share that experience with her.

The first one.

What about me?

Am I the first one you tricked to help you get a girl?

Why are you so upset?

Was I wrong for seeing her off?

I'm trying to win your heart.

Why are you after someone else?

We're just faking it. Why are you so upset?

What's wrong?

Are you still mad at me?

Hey. I'll tell you what.

I'll buy you pork balls,

but you have to forgive me.

Excuse me, can I have lots of these?

You can have them for free

in exchange for a selfie with Sarawat.

I need to take a dump.

I'm sorry. He's been having

an upset stomach, so he's in a bad mood.

That's right.

Would you like a selfie with me instead?

-That's okay. I'd rather not. -That's okay.

-It's okay. -Just one selfie.

No, thank you.

Wat.

Wait. I was wrong

for making you play a Scrubb song for Pear.

Please forgive me.

I'll do anything.

Did you say anything?

My image is completely ruined.

I don't know which side is which. I guess this will do.

Won't you join him, Sarawat?

Let him be. He doesn't like taking pictures.

Are you ready? Three, two, one.

Here you go.

What's so funny?

It's finally my turn.

Dim.

I can't believe this damn club.

I told them I didn't want a picture, and they forced me to do it.

I'll have to be on stage. Damn it.

Next time, guys.

Don't tell anyone.

Damn it.

What song are we playing?

You seem happy about making a fool out of me.

You'll have to forgive me now after what I did.

Anyway, what's gotten into you that made you take a picture with me?

This photo is special.

How?

You don't look like a pretentious punk in this.

This is cute.

Are you being sarcastic?

No.

Where is my brother, anyway?

Your brother?

Well...

Hello, Phukong.

Did you take a cab home?

Okay. See you later.

I was about to tell you that.

He took a taxi home.

I took great care of him.

Don't worry.

Hello, everyone. We'll close the show with our band,

Sunshine, Daisies, Butter Mellow.

Dim's band is about to perform.

Let's check it out.

Okay.

Let me tell you.

We're the best in our club.

We also have lots of fans. Look at the signs.

SUNSHINE, DAISIES, BUTTER MELLOW

Pretty rad, right?

This is the last song for today.

Sing along with us if you know it.

Hit it.

The sky seems different somehow

In the summer without you

I'm so bummed I didn't get to hear "Everything" by Scrubb.

I played it, but you weren't there.

I know. I feel really guilty.

In the summer

Without you

What are you doing?

-What? -Here's your "Everything."

It doesn't matter who is in your heart

As long as you look my way

My heart is filled with joy when you do

I don't care who you love

I don't care about reality

All I know is you're the one

In my heart

There's something about Scrubb's songs.

When you're happy,

their songs make you even happier.

When you're in love,

their songs make you fall even deeper.

I think I finally get it.

Get what?

Get what?

That's my business.

Subtitle translation by Pannapat Tammasrisawat