Original subtitles

Love me Chikkun, kiss me Chikkun

I want to go on an adventure with you,

A rose-coloured millennium

After I take a bath, I look in the mirror

I draw a perfect heart

A young girl's heart will overflow

I can prove this is a burning love

You're shy and play things so safely

Surprised by the rainbow I draw in love

Oh, my! You're a big star!

Love me Chikkun, kiss me Chikkun

Love as hot as sunshine

Love me Chikkun, athletic-kun

I want to go on an adventure with you,

A rose-coloured millenium

The Spring Breeze Rides In On A Gag: Our Alien Arrival!

This is a dire situation! The Waruchin Encyclopedia is missing!

Beru-beru-beru-beru! I've finally got the Waruchin Encyclopedia-beru!

Together, we're all-powerful!

Hurry, Giji-Giji!

Yikes!

Will you watch it?!

Dr. Bell, which way do we go?

Eh? Ah yes...

Left-beru!

No, wrong way! Turn back around!

Over there-beru!

Looks like a dead end.

Other way, Giji-Giji!

There we go! Let's get out of this hallway!

There's only one thing to do.

Use your iron limbs to break through that wall!

Giji...no way!

I suppose you'd prefer being in prison for a hundred years-beru!

Are you an idiot?!

What are you slacking off for?! I know you're a powerful robot! Just do it!

I don't want to-giji...

That's right, I know you have the strength within you.

Now go!

Giji! Jingly-jingly-jan!

I did it-giji!

Prepare for launch!

Aye sir, just a giji-moment!

Now we'll leave Star R behind!

With the Waruchin Encyclopedia, we'll be able to control the whole galaxy!

No way! Star R looks so small from here!

Chikkun's really doing this!

Hey now, your highness! This is something serious!

We cannot afford to make mistakes!

Mistakes, what do you mean?

My, my...

You must follow my words carefully! We are Star R's last hope

in capturing Dr. Bell and recovering the Waruchin Encyclopedia!

Don't worry so much! Chikkun can take care of this!

This is gonna be so fun!

Eh, I can't help but worry...I don't want to disappoint Star R.

Hey, Mechatan! I need some help here!

Sorry...I just get anxious whenever I go into space.

Well, it certainly looked like you were sleeping!

I can read your body language to a tee, whippersnapper!

What are you doing, your highness?! Stabilize us!

I've got it!

Ding ding...

Huh? Is that the Menfo? Giji-Giji, we've gotta be careful!

Aye, sir!

It's that no-good Dr. Bell!

This is the time for the Menfo to do something! Switch on the Great Power!

All right!

How stupid!

Is the Menfo trying to outdo us?!

Let me just say, they'll be in for a world of hurt with the Waruchin!

I've got power like they've never heard of on Star R-beru!

Let's give the Menfo a real hard time!

Giji-Giji! Ting power on!

Aye, sir!

What is this?!

Gotcha!

Hrrmm, who does he think he is?!

Now, no more dilly-dallying!

Your highness, show no mercy and hit the bad guys with a solid beam!

Here we go!

Beru? Dammit-beru.

He gave up-giji!

We succeed again-beru!

Huh?

A flash-giji!

Aah, this is going to be messy!

Huh?

Where are we now?

Uh, eh, this place...

We're within a solar system in the Milky Way galaxy.

Aaah, spectacular!

Wh-what, your highness? Are you okay?

La la la la la la la...

We've travelled so far away! There's a planet up ahead!

That's the earth...aah!

We're approaching too fast! We need to evade!

Your highness, quickly turn around!

I don't want to, la la la la la!

Do something quickly!

We're gonna land!

Ah! A UFO!

Oh no, I did it again...

No matter what I do, it always turns out like this...

Oh--

It's empty!

What's that?

Your highness! Get back on board!

Aah, she's cute!

Your highness!

What's all this weirdness about?

Earthlings are so pretty!

"Earthling"? Well then, are you guys aliens?

That's right! We're aliens!

I would've thought you'd look cooler...

How rude...! We came all the way here from Star R!

Maybe you're like the alien from ET...

...You're just charming and gentle, and only wanna be hugged and protected!

Your highness, we cannot afford to get into another pinch.

Assert yourself and get us out of here!

I-I am not a nice person and I'm nothing like ET!

I could tear you to shreds!

You what?

What a fierce alien!

You're not even worthy of belonging to Chikkun!

Now! Give it to me!

Do you mean this?

Not that one!

THAT one. You know what I mean!

Again?

Your highness, not again...

Give it to me...it's amazing!

Amazing?

Behold!

All these knockouts who look like me!

Huh, are you showing me your girlfriends...?

You've seen enough.

Perhaps I could add one earthling to this list, ugly as you are!

Now that's a thought.

That's right!

Is it, though?

Miko, lunchtime!

Oh no, it's my mom!

Hey, wait here. She can't see something this weird.

Just a minute!

Oh? Miko-chan?

Ssh! I'll come back as soon as I can!

We'll talk more soon!

Your highness! This--

Your highness! Are you okay?!

You cannot ignore the call to help Star R!

Who knows if this tomboy is trying to kidnap you?

We have quite enough work to do for Star R, and

Chikkun and Takkun do not need to make friends with demons!

Aaah! It's another earthling!

It's scary!

Enough...

Uh, um, I'm Chikkun, and this is my friend Takkun...!

N-Nice to meet you!

Aw, cup ramen again?

You can't keep making this forever, you know!

This is just for a little bit longer.

You've gotta try harder, mom.

What's going on up there?!

It's okay, mom! Niko must be playing again! Lunch was awful!

What is this?!

Niko, stop!

I can't even go have a talk without you launching into a gag routine?!

We tried to be quiet!

We know this is ridiculous!

You're cute, aren't you?

Yahoo!!

He's done for...deary me!

No!

Beru-Giji!

Here we are!

Too giji-fast!

Stupid-giji!

Idiot-giji!

Too late!

Good night.

We can blend right in with the environment and living creatures, beru-beru!

We did it! We've got the Waruchin Encyclopedia!

I remember toiling so much...

All those times where I wanted to take off my bell...

To quietly sink back into the shadowy underbelly of Star R...!

However, as of today, I'm a different man!

Let's do this!

Beru-beru-beru...

To come all the way here from Star R, and united with this amazing thing...

It sure had better not disappoint me after everything I've done to get it!

Input OK!

Do you see this?!

Now I shall...

[gutteral screaming]

Bring forth your evilest evil!

I have now switched to harmful mode.

We did it-beru!

Please input password!

Password? Did you have it?

N-No, giji.

This is outrageous!

You shouldn't need a password to do bad things!

Invalid! If you don't have the password, you can't do bad things!

Giji...we can't give up at this point, giji!

Beru...! You and I must have the password written down somewhere!

Let's investigate!

Aye, sir!

Not here, here, not here, not here...

Not here, here, not here, not here!

Oops-beru!

Come on...

Yes, my head.

I got it, I got it! I've got the password!

Now, let's start doing some bad things!

Waruchin, Waruchin, Waru-chin-chin!

OK! What would you like to do?

Hmm? I did it?

I did it! I did it-beru!

Bad things, bad things, bad things!

What kind of bad things?

Extremely bad things!

Invalid! You cannot access bad things outside of RP-style input!

Oh yeah, you have to enter something specific...

Maybe we can find something to try-giji?

That's right-beru!

Not here, here, not here, not here, aha, wait no, not here, not here...

Ah, here it is!

All right, I'll turn the earth into a block of ice!

Something that's cold!

Prompt accepted! The location?

The entire globe!

Okay, commencing scenario number 5, power on!

Beru-beru-beru, we did it, Giji-Giji! We're in the big leagues!

Miko, Miko, is someone else there?

Ah! It's mom! Everybody hide!

That won't work!

Just hide under here for a moment!

Oh, it's...!

Hey!

Stop!

Oh! What's wrong, Miko?!

Everything's fine! Niko was just acting up for a moment.

Hey!

Is that so...well, I thought you might like to try some cake!

What's that?

Ah! It's a plush doll!

You've been acting so strange, Miko...

Are you okay?

Earth is terrible!

Waruchin scenario number 5, extreme cold, power on!

Beru, I've done it-beru!

I've already performed my first evil deed-beru!

What is that-beru?

Whoa-giji!

Let me take a look-be.

Aye, sir!

It's happening-beru!

I don't suppose you'd be able to host us for a little while?

I don't think so...I'd have to leave for school sometimes.

Maybe you could pretend to be a plush doll when I'm out?

But I've got to fulfill an important mission--!

What's that?

Your highness, you shouldn't discuss classified information.

Is that an iceberg?!

The wildest things are happening today...

Dr. Bell must've accessed the Waruchin!

He can't get away with this!

Let's go!

I wanna go too!

Can you believe in us?

Hmm, I see...I can believe in you.

Wow!

Miko-chan, hurry up, let's go!

Amazing...!

No, your highness, I'm counting on you!

If you lose focus of your mission now, you won't be able to handle it properly!

You've got to hurry before the Waruchin Encyclopedia becomes fully operational!

How do you like this? A real Star R welcome-beru beru!

Aah, this is wild!

It's gotten so serious!

How awful things are becoming...!

Hmm? The Menfo! So they've made it this far...!

Giji-Giji! Get me the Waruchin!

Aye sir!

Here you go-giji!

All right, what if there was a blizzard-beru?

Aaah! It's windy!

How do you like the Waruchin's might?!

What?!

So...cute...!

Mechatan! Time to wake up!

Wh...what?

Hrrmm, don't let them get away! Capture the Nazumar!

Ah, y-yes-yes!

Hey...!

Oh no-be-beru-beru-beru-beru!

How disappointing.

We've gotta go chase them down!

All together now!

This is amazing!

But it's so unsophisticated!

Oh, they caught up-giji!

I've had enough of that kid...!

Hand over the Waruchin Encyclopedia!

Who, me-beru?

That's a royal order to return it!

I know it is-beru beru!

We're not going to get anywhere debating with him...

Maybe somebody could jump over there!

Huh, jump?!

There's no way Chikkun could make the distance!

I bet I could!

Really?

Yeah!

In that case, good luck!

Ack! What are you doing now?!

How wonderful~!

Here I go!

Augh! You--!

Giji-Giji! Help me!

Take this-giji!

Your highness! Are you all right?!

Now, your highness!

All right...!

La-Le-La~!

Ultra strength...

Your highness, hurry, the Waruchin...!

Oh no, here it comes-giji!

Chikkun, here!

Miko-chan!

Sneak attack!

Aah, where'd it go?!

Ah, the Waruchin's effect is wearing off!

Open the hatch!

We've got it!

So, are we just going to leave things like this?

Er, what do you mean? The water's sure to flow back into the ocean!

But this is a pretty big mess!

Well, that's too bad.

NEXT EPISODE

La-Le-La~!

Dr. Bell is using the Waruchin Encyclopedia to create explosive electric webs.

They're starting to snatch away members of the costumed girl gang, Kyunkyuns!

Next time on Chikkun Takkun: Appear! Jump! Flower Kyun Attack!!

I hope you see it!

Number one! Number one!

Number one! Number one!

I am Dr. Bell, famous universe-wide

The slimiest villain alive

Ding-ding with the Waruchin, Hitting with a dong-dong,

Ting-ting ecstacy

Who is he, what is he,

All the girls on earth ask about me!

I am Dr. Bell, in a black cloak

The noble prince of darkness

Ding-ding with the Waruchin, Hitting with a dong-dong,

Ting-ting ecstacy

Smoother than Suttecororin [Japanese WB-40]

Come goof around with me, beru-beru

Number one! Number one! Coolest villain

Even the Guinness Book is shocked

By next week, I'll be the main character!

{~*Translation and Subtitling by Fauna Crawford*~}