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America, you see me every week.
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You know how much
I do for those kids.
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Bernie Mac is a giver.
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And those kids ain't
nothin' but takers.
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Over these last few months, these kids have
committed acts that was unspeakable.
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Stopped up my toilets, scratched
my albums and dented my car.
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But now they've gone
one step beyond.
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They've done the unthinkable.
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They ate my chicken.
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Who ate my chicken?
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I got one rule when I come home
from a gig. And what is it?
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- How'd your gig go?
- Don't ask me nothin' stupid, Jordan.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, you are sorry.
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- [Phone Ringing]
- You probably sorry 'cause you ate my chicken.
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Matter of fact, you open your mouth.
Let me smell your breath.
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- [Wanda] Bernie.
- Come here. Hey, hey, take a message, baby.
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- I'm gettin' ready to expose a criminal.
Open your mouth.
- You crazy.
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- Yeah, I am crazy when somebody eat my chicken.
- Baby, please listen...
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- No, baby. I'm conducting an investigation.
- It was D from Chicago.
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Your Uncle Elister
passed away.
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- How?
- In his sleep last night.
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Honey, I'm so sorry.
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My Uncle Elister was very special.
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Well, he wasn't actually
my blood uncle...
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but he lived across the street
from us when I was growin' up.
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He practically raised me,
you know?
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I remember my Uncle Elister
bought my first bike.
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He taught me how to ride it,
he picked me up when I fell off of it...
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and he comforted me
when someone stole it.
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Baby, I'm gonna...
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have to go to Chicago.
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Pay my respects.
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Baby, we'll all go.
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We're going to Chicago?
Can we see our mom?
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Aw, Nessa, please.
Of course you can see your mom.
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Without a doubt.
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It's a time for family.
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You know what, Wanda?
I never got a chance to really thank him...
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for supporting me
and believing in me.
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I never, ever, ever
got a chance to thank him.
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Baby, I think he knows
how much you care.
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Aunt Wanda, have you seen
my pirate cape?
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Honey, I'll help you pack.
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You know what, Jordan?
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Don't be like
your Uncle Bernie.
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Wait till somebody die before you get
a chance to tell 'em you love 'em.
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Hmm-mm. No way.
Don't be like me.
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Uncle Bernie, l... l...
I ate your chicken.
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Jordan,
don't worry about it.
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[Bernie]
Look at that champagne.
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Bernie Mac in coach.
Doggone kids.
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- Yeah, right back at you.
- Hey!
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Turn around!
Leave my Uncle Bernie alone.
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- He's 'motional.
- Yeah, 'motional.
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This is our first trip
as a family.
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Can I go sit by the window?
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Go ahead.
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[Groaning]
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?? [Man Singing Pop]
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[Groans]
Ow!
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Oh, ma'�m, ma'�m, ma'�m.
Ma'�m?
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- Yes, sir?
- I'm ready for my meal right now.
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?? [Continues]
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[Gagging]
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[Spits]
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[Vomiting]
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[Honking]
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?? [Continues]
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?? [Fades]
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[Man] On behalf of the crew, I'd like to
welcome everyone to Chicago O'Hare Airport.
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Aw, yeah. Chicago.
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I'm home, baby.
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[Man] There appears to be traffic
at the gate, so unfortunately...
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we're gonna have to sit still here for
about 45 minutes to an hour and a half.
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- Please have some peanuts, complimentary on us.
- Aw...
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[Doorbell Buzzes]
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Oh! Hey.
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- Oh, goodness.
- Hi, gorgeous.
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Hi, baby.
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- Beanie.
- Hey, Mama Liva.
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Oh!
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Oh, come on
in here, boy.
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You look good.
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Oh, Beanie...
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your uncle would've been
so glad you came.
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Oh, Mama Liva.
You kiddin', man?
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Y'�ll my family.
Shoot, I'd have walked here.
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- Bernie-Bern-Bern.
- Hey, what's up, D?
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- Hey, what's up, big brother?
- What's up, man?
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- Man, I'm sorry I couldn't get here earlier.
- Aw, it ain't nothin'.
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You know how it is
workin' for the man.
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I mean, the supervisor want a brother
to work the whole nine to five, man.
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Hey, D, I'm -I'm truly sorry
about your dad, man. Really.
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- It's heavy.
- Yeah.
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You know,
I can still smell him on his coat.
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[Sniffing]
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Hey, how they let you on
the plane with that weapon?
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- I ain't got no weapon. What you talkin' bout', D?
- Wanda, man.
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She like a fine bomb.
Boom!
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- Hi, D.
- Hey, Wanda.
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Hey, kids.
Look at these kids.
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Last time I saw y'all, I was bringin'
that couch over to your house.
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Remember when I was bringin'
that couch over to your house?
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- Man, them kids love me, Bernie.
- Yeah, I-I see.
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- Everybody loves you, D.
- [Chuckles]
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- You named it Earl.
- Earl. Yes, you did.
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- Yes, you did.
- [All Laughing]
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Oh, he was a good man.
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- He really loved you boys.
- I know, Mama.
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Hey, listen. You kids, why don't you all
go in the front and watch television...
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while us grown folk sit here
and talk a little while, okay?
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- Go ahead. Go ahead.
- Okay.
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And if you lose the picture,
just jiggle the hanger.
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And we only get
channel 2.
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Mama Liva, why don't you let us
take care of the funeral arrangements?
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I mean, it would do
my heart real good.
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- Please.
- Oh, no, no. No, Bern.
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You're such an angel,
but D's taking care of everything.
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- That's right. It's gonna be beautiful, Mama.
- I know it is.
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Let me help you.
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Bern. Let me put this bug
in your ear over here.
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Hey, um, now, I'm gonna
handle everything, all right?
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But I'm still waitin' for Daddy's check
from the government.
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Man, you know how slow they can be.
Well, hey, maybe you don't remember.
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You big-time and everything now,
but could you float me for a minute, man?
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He did not just say that.
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He did not just
ask me for money.
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Aw, D!
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Gotta ruin everything!
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America, I know we all got
somebody in our family just like this too.
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And if you don't think so,
then it's you.
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D, why don't we go down
in the morning, take care of it?
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You my dog, man.
Yeah.
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And hey, you already
offered anyway, right?
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Mama, I'll get that.
I'll get that.
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Now, this is one
of our best sellers.
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White oak.
Very nice, very understated.
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No, no. No, no, no, no.
Hmm-mm.
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- No.
- What's wrong, D?
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Come on, Bern. This look like
somebody's shop class project.
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Thing can't cost more than 200 dollars.
Come on, man.
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Well-Well,
what do you suggest, D?
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Bernie, when Biggie died...
R.I. P...
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they put the brother in a gold coffin
lined with velvet.
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Had his initials in diamonds
on the top of it, man.
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I know this man ain't tryin' to tell me
my daddy ain't as good as Biggie.
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Well, we do special requests,
but it can get a bit expensive.
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Hey, man. Hey.
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My father died.
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Now, I know we ain't up in here tryin'
to pinch pennies. Ain't that right, Bern?
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Um... I mean, let's just hear
what the man gotta say, D.
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Let's walk around, see if we can
pick out somethin' more proper.
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Okay. You right, you right.
Maybe somethin' like solid teak?
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Ebony wood? Somethin' like that?
I think my daddy's worth it, right?
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This is expensive.
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And it don't even move.
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What is that?
Rust-proof.
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Air con...
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This is some...
Let's move on.
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Thanks, cuz. I think we really
did right by Daddy back there.
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Yeah,
Mama Liva'll be proud.
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Come on.
I wanna show you somethin'.
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Wow.
Look at this, D.
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- Sixteen years, man, up here.
- Mm-hmm.
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I got some
fond memories.
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We didn't have much.
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Big Mama said living over the church
may have brought us closer to God.
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Wow.
Man, look at this.
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This is where Big Mama
used to measure us, man.
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This was me,
Stacey, Darryl...
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Oh, look at this spurt.
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We couldn't even
afford any slacks.
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I know. You walked around
for about a year wearin' those floods.
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Yeah, man.
Y'�ll was cold.
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- Y'�ll used to call me, uh...
- [Snaps Fingers]
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- Noah.
- Oh. Noah. Yep. Yep.
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Ain't nobody callin' you
Noah now.
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- Look at you, man. Custom-made suits.
- Hm.
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You ain't doin' too bad
yourself, bro.
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Man, I'd be doin' a lot better if I could get
one of these ideas off the ground, man.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, I got big ideas jumpin' off all the time.
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[Chuckles]
In fact...
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you standin' in one of my big ideas
right now.
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What you lookin' at?
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Now, see, what may look like
an ordinary old church to you...
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- Uh-huh.
- To me, it's a club.
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- A club?
- A comedy club.
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Now, hold on.
Stand right over here. Okay?
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Now over here, this is the stage, okay?
Now, right here, we gonna put a bar.
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And this wall... Just get rid of it.
Knock this whole thing out.
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Extend the seatin' out that way. And here
where you're standing, that's the dance floor.
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Check it out.
I got a name, okay?
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You ain't gon' believe this.
Buster Guts.
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You get it? It's like "bust a gut,"
but it's "buster gut."
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Now, that's comedy, man.
What do you think?
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D, listen.
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You know, you have to really
know what you're doin'...
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to put up a club,
and it costs a lot of money.
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Oh, money ain't a thing, man.
See, that's where you come in.
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You gonna give me the seed money to get
it started, because the way I figure it...
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if you got 10 grand to dump into the ground,
you definitely got ten grand to launch a dream.
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Whoo!
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Why does he do this?
Why?
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Why does D do this?
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You know, maybe D has changed.
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I shouldn't judge him, America.
I shouldn't judge him by his past.
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Maybe it's probably
just a loan...
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and I'm sure he got every
intention on paying me back.
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The nerve of that damn fool,
asking me for 10 damn thousand dollars.
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I should've given him 10,000 kicks right
in the crack of his damn ass.
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That's what I shoulda did.
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Okay. I'm gonna
give him the money.
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But this time
we're puttin' it on paper.
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And he gotta have
a solid business plan...
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and it better be notarized.
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Bernie Mac is depressed.
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Damn, damn, damn!
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Well...
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D is D.
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[Phone Ringing]
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[Groans]
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- Hello.
- [Woman] Good morning.
This is the front desk. It's 7:20.
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No, I didn't have no wake-up call,
sweetheart. You got the wrong number.
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- [Door Opens]
- I ordered it.
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Mom can have visitors at 8:00,
so we have to be on the road by 7:30.
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You have about five minutes.
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All of our patients are in their rooms
right now for private reflection time.
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We set visiting hours to
coincide with this time...
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- because it's nice and peaceful and quiet.
- Okay.
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- I made that.
- [Chuckles]
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Stacey, you have visitors.
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Stacey?
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- Where's Mommy?
- That's a very good question.
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Excuse me.
Uh, Bob, it's Donna. We have a situation.
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Uh, maybe it'd be better
if you came back later.
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Hey, listen.
We're gonna go.
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We'll see your mother
at the funeral, okay?
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Come on, baby girl.
Come on, Jordan.
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[Scoffs]
Let's move on.
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- Hey, y'�ll. Y'�ll ready?
- Uncle Bernie?
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- Huh?
- I don't wanna see dead people.
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You're not gonna see
any dead people, baby.
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We're just gonna go, say a few
nice words, and pay our respects.
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When you die,
I'm gonna say my respect.
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- Uncle Bernie, when you die,
can I have your house?
- I'm gonna outlive y'�ll.
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[Phone Ringing]
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Hello. Stacey.
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Hey, girl,
what happened to you?
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Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho... Hold on, now.
Watch your tone.
249
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Watch how you talkin' to me.
You sittin' up there, gonna try to trip on me.
250
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I'm tryin' to do you a favor.
I bring your kids to see you.
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- You ain't there. You tryin' to get better?
- [Line Clicks]
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Hel-Hello? Hello?
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She got a lot of nerve, America.
254
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How do I get to be the bad guy?
After all I've done. Takin' those kids in.
255
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She's lucky that I've actually grown fond
of the ungrateful urchins.
256
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I mean, America, no good deed.
257
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No good deed.
Huh.
258
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She gonna trip out on me.
Junkie.
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That's right. O-Okay.
What do you call it?
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Okay.
I thought so.
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- Psst! Psst!
- What?
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I was thinkin' about
our club, you know?
263
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You know who we should get
for our opening-night act?
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Chris Tucker.
Boy, he really make me laugh.
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- He really make me...
- D! D!
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This ain't the time
or the place, man. My God!
267
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You right. You right.
268
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I'll holler at you
over by the crypt.
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[All]
? Amazing Grace?
270
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? How sweet the sound?
271
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? That saved a wretch?
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? Like me?
273
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:26,905
? I once was lost?
274
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? But now I'm found?
275
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,576
- ? Was blind?
- What do you think about topless waitresses?
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D, I'm here to pay my last respects
to your father. No, no. Your father.
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- I know that. I'm just saying...
- I know what you're sayin', D. Shut up.
278
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- ? Was blind??
- ?? [All Humming]
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[Man]
Let us pray.
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Nighttime day care.
Mull that one over.
281
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,541
White liquor nights. Now, see,
what's the first thing pop into your head?
282
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White people, right?
But it ain't white people. It's white liquor.
283
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:11,150
You get it? It's like a double, um, entour...
entr... What's the word?
284
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Bye, Daddy.
285
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I will give thanks
to the Lord with my...
286
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:24,033
Hey, Bern, I got this cat
who got a line on a liquor license.
287
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- You wanna holler at him real quick?
- Some other time, D.
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I got him on the phone
right now. He's a busy man.
289
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,103
It's not like he gonna hang around forever.
Want me to tell him to call back?
290
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:35,306
- I'll tell him call back later.
- Thou has sat on the throne...
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giving righteous judgment.
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00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:41,249
- Wait a minute.
- Give me that, D!
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Before we commit
Elister's body to the ground...
294
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:48,987
would someone like to say a few kind words
about this gentle soul?
295
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:52,154
- I was just sayin' that if...
- This brother gettin' on my...
296
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,960
All you ever wanted was a handout.
You dirty, greedy bastard!
297
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:59,401
- [All Murmuring]
- All you ever did in your life is take, take, take.
298
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,838
Why? All you did was sit
in the house and watch TV.
299
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,535
Now you gettin' just what the heck
you deserve, and that's nothin'.
300
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,171
Nothin'! Ain't a person up in here
don't feel the same.
301
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:13,581
Lord, I feel so much better gettin' this
off my chest. I swear to God. Go to hell!
302
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[People Gasping]
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Honey, it's okay, Bernie.
304
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I know how much
you love your uncle.
305
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,303
I ruined the burial, didn't I?
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00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,895
Oh, you didn't ruin anything.
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00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,601
I know how D
can drive a man crazy.
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00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,444
Mama Liva, I was thinkin' about lending D
the money to open up a comedy club.
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[Scoffs]
Well, Beanie...
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you might as well
just give me the money.
311
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,387
Let me flush it
down the toilet.
312
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'Cause that's exactly
what he gonna do.
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- Aw, Mama Liva.
- Now, he's my son and I love him...
314
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,322
but the boy is trifling.
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00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,399
Now, you keep
your money:
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00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,635
I'm just so sorry I didn't get a chance
to pay my respect to Uncle E.
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00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,832
Oh, baby.
318
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:14,811
You showed your respect while he
was alive. And that's what counts.
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00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,319
Oh, Mama Liva.
Thanks.
320
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,218
I love old people.
321
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,587
You know, just when you think
you know everything...
322
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,286
they drop
some knowledge on you...
323
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,954
and open your eyes.
324
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,362
Sometimes when you think
you protecting them...
325
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,991
it's them protecting you.
326
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:40,799
Respect your elders, America.
327
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,636
And pay those respects like
you're supposed to pay your bills.
328
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,937
I mean, on time.
329
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,912
Don't wait till the fifth
and final notice.
330
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,712
Y'�ll know who you are.
Oh, you know.
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?? [Man Singing Pop]
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?? [Fades]
333
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:36,323
?? [Fades]
334
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,163
- You put your foot in this this time.
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:43,723
I almost forgot how good
your home-cooked food tastes like, girl.
336
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,030
Well, let's see
if you remember this.
337
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:50,871
- Mmm. Look at that.
- [Bryana] Let me see.
338
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,306
That's your Uncle Elister
right there, and that's me.
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00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:59,646
Every Sunday he used to take me fishing
over there... that little lake over there.
340
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:02,185
- And that's my first fish.
- He even named it.
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00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:04,653
- Oh, no. I don't know about all of that.
- [D] Yes, you did.
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00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,155
[Both]
Named it Earl.
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