All language subtitles for tacoma.fd.s02e02.talkoma.aftershow.hdtv.x264-w4f_Subtitles01.ENG

>> I'M STEVE REM LEMME.
>> I'M KEVIN HEFFERNAN.
>> WELCOME TO "TALKOMA."

>> I'M KEVIN HEFFERNAN.
>> WELCOME TO "TALKOMA."
>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

>> WELCOME TO "TALKOMA."
>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
>> LAST WEEK'S EPISODE WE FIXED

>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
>> LAST WEEK'S EPISODE WE FIXED
SOME STUFF, FIXED SOME THING, WE

>> LAST WEEK'S EPISODE WE FIXED
SOME STUFF, FIXED SOME THING, WE
LOOK A LITTLE BETTER.

SOME STUFF, FIXED SOME THING, WE
LOOK A LITTLE BETTER.
>> YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.

LOOK A LITTLE BETTER.
>> YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.
>> THANK YOU, KEV.

>> YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.
>> THANK YOU, KEV.
IT'S GROWING IN.

>> THANK YOU, KEV.
IT'S GROWING IN.
MY -- LOOK MY SIDEBURNS ARE

IT'S GROWING IN.
MY -- LOOK MY SIDEBURNS ARE
STARTING TO GROW BACK.

MY -- LOOK MY SIDEBURNS ARE
STARTING TO GROW BACK.
>> WE GOT PROFILED IN "L.A.

STARTING TO GROW BACK.
>> WE GOT PROFILED IN "L.A.
TIMES" ABOUT OUR HAIRDOS.

>> WE GOT PROFILED IN "L.A.
TIMES" ABOUT OUR HAIRDOS.
>> IN THAT PICTURE YOU LOOKED

TIMES" ABOUT OUR HAIRDOS.
>> IN THAT PICTURE YOU LOOKED
LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON IN

>> IN THAT PICTURE YOU LOOKED
LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON IN
"SLINGBLADE."

LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON IN
"SLINGBLADE."
>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING

"SLINGBLADE."
>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING
GOING?

>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING
GOING?
>> I'VE JOGGED THREE TIMES NOW

GOING?
>> I'VE JOGGED THREE TIMES NOW
IN MY BACKYARD.

>> I'VE JOGGED THREE TIMES NOW
IN MY BACKYARD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT?

IN MY BACKYARD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT?
>> I DO 25 MINUTES AND I JUST

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT?
>> I DO 25 MINUTES AND I JUST
AROUND IN A CIRCLE.

>> I DO 25 MINUTES AND I JUST
AROUND IN A CIRCLE.
IT'S INCREDIBLY DULL.

AROUND IN A CIRCLE.
IT'S INCREDIBLY DULL.
AND I, AFTER TWO SONGS I CHANGE

IT'S INCREDIBLY DULL.
AND I, AFTER TWO SONGS I CHANGE
DIRECTIONS.

AND I, AFTER TWO SONGS I CHANGE
DIRECTIONS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- I GO IN A

DIRECTIONS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- I GO IN A
CIRCLE ONE DIRECTION, AFTER TWO

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- I GO IN A
CIRCLE ONE DIRECTION, AFTER TWO
SONGS I GO THE OTHER WAY.

CIRCLE ONE DIRECTION, AFTER TWO
SONGS I GO THE OTHER WAY.
>> YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AN JOG IN

SONGS I GO THE OTHER WAY.
>> YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AN JOG IN
YOUR STREET.

>> YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AN JOG IN
YOUR STREET.
>> NOT ME.

YOUR STREET.
>> NOT ME.
SOCIAL DISTANCE.

>> NOT ME.
SOCIAL DISTANCE.
I DID THAT AND IT WAS LIKE,

SOCIAL DISTANCE.
I DID THAT AND IT WAS LIKE,
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE JOGGING

I DID THAT AND IT WAS LIKE,
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE JOGGING
AND I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING OUT

THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE JOGGING
AND I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING OUT
INTO THE STREET TO AVOID THEM.

AND I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING OUT
INTO THE STREET TO AVOID THEM.
HOW ABOUT YOU?

INTO THE STREET TO AVOID THEM.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
>> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT FAMILY

YOU -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
>> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT FAMILY
EVENTS.

>> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT FAMILY
EVENTS.
HOW DO YOU GET THE FAMILY

EVENTS.
HOW DO YOU GET THE FAMILY
TOGETHER?

HOW DO YOU GET THE FAMILY
TOGETHER?
WE DECIDE TO HAVE HAD A CLEANING

TOGETHER?
WE DECIDE TO HAVE HAD A CLEANING
DAY YESTERDAY.

WE DECIDE TO HAVE HAD A CLEANING
DAY YESTERDAY.
FOR SOME REASON DAD GOT TOILET

DAY YESTERDAY.
FOR SOME REASON DAD GOT TOILET
DUTY.

FOR SOME REASON DAD GOT TOILET
DUTY.
>> YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HORRENDOUS

DUTY.
>> YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HORRENDOUS
OFFENDER PROBABLY.

>> YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HORRENDOUS
OFFENDER PROBABLY.
>> HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THE

OFFENDER PROBABLY.
>> HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THE
TOILET OF AN 1-YEAR-OLD BOY?

>> HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THE
TOILET OF AN 1-YEAR-OLD BOY?
IT'S RIGHT IN THED MY THOLVE

TOILET OF AN 1-YEAR-OLD BOY?
IT'S RIGHT IN THED MY THOLVE
DULL AND CHILD.

IT'S RIGHT IN THED MY THOLVE
DULL AND CHILD.
TALK ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING.

DULL AND CHILD.
TALK ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>> PRETTY NASTY, HUH?

TALK ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>> PRETTY NASTY, HUH?
I HAD A SCARE LAST WEEK.

>> PRETTY NASTY, HUH?
I HAD A SCARE LAST WEEK.
DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

I HAD A SCARE LAST WEEK.
DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
WHILE WE WERE FILMING, LAST

DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
WHILE WE WERE FILMING, LAST
WEEKING, MY WIFE IN VAPS OF THE

WHILE WE WERE FILMING, LAST
WEEKING, MY WIFE IN VAPS OF THE
EPISODE, NOW MY WIFE IS CUBAN

WEEKING, MY WIFE IN VAPS OF THE
EPISODE, NOW MY WIFE IS CUBAN
FROM MIAMI, SHE WAS LIKE, I

EPISODE, NOW MY WIFE IS CUBAN
FROM MIAMI, SHE WAS LIKE, I
THINK YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME

FROM MIAMI, SHE WAS LIKE, I
THINK YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME
SELF-TANNER.

THINK YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME
SELF-TANNER.
AND I WAS LIKE, OH.

SELF-TANNER.
AND I WAS LIKE, OH.
OK.

AND I WAS LIKE, OH.
OK.
AM I LOOBING PALE?

OK.
AM I LOOBING PALE?
SHE'S LIKE, IT MIGHT LOOK NICE.

AM I LOOBING PALE?
SHE'S LIKE, IT MIGHT LOOK NICE.
SHE PUT A REALLY GOOD

SHE'S LIKE, IT MIGHT LOOK NICE.
SHE PUT A REALLY GOOD
SELF-TANNER ON MY FACE BUT AN

SHE PUT A REALLY GOOD
SELF-TANNER ON MY FACE BUT AN
HOUR INTO SHOOTING, MY FACE

SELF-TANNER ON MY FACE BUT AN
HOUR INTO SHOOTING, MY FACE
STARTED TO GET HOT.

HOUR INTO SHOOTING, MY FACE
STARTED TO GET HOT.
AND I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD

STARTED TO GET HOT.
AND I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SELF-TANNER.

AND I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SELF-TANNER.
I WAS LIKE, CORONAVIRUS.

FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SELF-TANNER.
I WAS LIKE, CORONAVIRUS.
IT'S GOT ME.

I WAS LIKE, CORONAVIRUS.
IT'S GOT ME.
GOT A FEVER.

IT'S GOT ME.
GOT A FEVER.
I'VE GOT A FEVER.

GOT A FEVER.
I'VE GOT A FEVER.
>> INSTEAD YOU WERE HAVING AN

I'VE GOT A FEVER.
>> INSTEAD YOU WERE HAVING AN
ALLERGIC REACTION?

>> INSTEAD YOU WERE HAVING AN
ALLERGIC REACTION?
ARE YOU WEARING IT RIGHT NOW?

ALLERGIC REACTION?
ARE YOU WEARING IT RIGHT NOW?
>> HELL, YEAH.

ARE YOU WEARING IT RIGHT NOW?
>> HELL, YEAH.
YEAH.

>> HELL, YEAH.
YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]

YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT'S NOT YOUR NATURAL

[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT'S NOT YOUR NATURAL
BACKYARD JOGGING TAN?

>> THAT'S NOT YOUR NATURAL
BACKYARD JOGGING TAN?
>> AFTER LAST WEEK'S EPISODE,

BACKYARD JOGGING TAN?
>> AFTER LAST WEEK'S EPISODE,
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLAK I GOT?

>> AFTER LAST WEEK'S EPISODE,
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLAK I GOT?
FIRST OF ALL, IT HAD WHEN WE HAD

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLAK I GOT?
FIRST OF ALL, IT HAD WHEN WE HAD
HASSIE ON.

FIRST OF ALL, IT HAD WHEN WE HAD
HASSIE ON.
SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL

HASSIE ON.
SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU AND I WERE JUST SO OLD

SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU AND I WERE JUST SO OLD
AND POORLY MAN CURED, MADE ME

AND YOU AND I WERE JUST SO OLD
AND POORLY MAN CURED, MADE ME
APPRECIATE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP

AND POORLY MAN CURED, MADE ME
APPRECIATE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP
WE GET NOR ETHIS SHOW.

APPRECIATE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP
WE GET NOR ETHIS SHOW.
ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE, HE

WE GET NOR ETHIS SHOW.
ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE, HE
TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE, SHE LOOKS

ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE, HE
TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE, SHE LOOKS
YOUNG AND HOT AND YOU LOOK OLD

TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE, SHE LOOKS
YOUNG AND HOT AND YOU LOOK OLD
AS SHIT.

YOUNG AND HOT AND YOU LOOK OLD
AS SHIT.
THAT WAS THE COMMENT, I GOT A

AS SHIT.
THAT WAS THE COMMENT, I GOT A
LOT OF THOSE COMMENTS.

THAT WAS THE COMMENT, I GOT A
LOT OF THOSE COMMENTS.
>> I'M GOING TO EMBRACE IT.

LOT OF THOSE COMMENTS.
>> I'M GOING TO EMBRACE IT.
>> WE'VE BOT POSTER HERE.

>> I'M GOING TO EMBRACE IT.
>> WE'VE BOT POSTER HERE.
OTHER COMMENT, YOU'LL NEVER LOOK

>> WE'VE BOT POSTER HERE.
OTHER COMMENT, YOU'LL NEVER LOOK
HA THAT GOOD AGAIN.

OTHER COMMENT, YOU'LL NEVER LOOK
HA THAT GOOD AGAIN.
YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THE POSTER I

HA THAT GOOD AGAIN.
YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THE POSTER I
LOOK AT MYSELF, THEY GOT MY

YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THE POSTER I
LOOK AT MYSELF, THEY GOT MY
WIDOW'S PEAK.

LOOK AT MYSELF, THEY GOT MY
WIDOW'S PEAK.
LOOK HOW THICK MY WIDOW'S PEAK

WIDOW'S PEAK.
LOOK HOW THICK MY WIDOW'S PEAK
LOOKS, I LOOK LIKE AN ITALIAN

LOOK HOW THICK MY WIDOW'S PEAK
LOOKS, I LOOK LIKE AN ITALIAN
VAMPIRE.

LOOKS, I LOOK LIKE AN ITALIAN
VAMPIRE.
I HAVE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD.

VAMPIRE.
I HAVE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD.
FORGET ABOUT ATE.

I HAVE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD.
FORGET ABOUT ATE.
ABOUT IT.

FORGET ABOUT ATE.
ABOUT IT.
>> I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD,

ABOUT IT.
>> I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD,
BAMBINGS DA-BING.

>> I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD,
BAMBINGS DA-BING.
>> YEAH.

BAMBINGS DA-BING.
>> YEAH.
>>ERN JUST WATCHED EPISODE 202,

>> YEAH.
>>ERN JUST WATCHED EPISODE 202,
FIRE IN SEX TOWN.

>>ERN JUST WATCHED EPISODE 202,
FIRE IN SEX TOWN.
THE IDEA WAS LET'S BRING LOCAL

FIRE IN SEX TOWN.
THE IDEA WAS LET'S BRING LOCAL
COPS BACK.

THE IDEA WAS LET'S BRING LOCAL
COPS BACK.
WE LOVE THE LOCAL COPS.

COPS BACK.
WE LOVE THE LOCAL COPS.
JAMIE, HEATHER.

WE LOVE THE LOCAL COPS.
JAMIE, HEATHER.
WE WROTE MORE EPISODES FOR THEM.

JAMIE, HEATHER.
WE WROTE MORE EPISODES FOR THEM.
WE WANTED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO

WE WROTE MORE EPISODES FOR THEM.
WE WANTED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO
THESE FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS AND DO

WE WANTED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO
THESE FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS AND DO
THE DIFFERENT YEN ARE RU --

THESE FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS AND DO
THE DIFFERENT YEN ARE RU --
GENRES AND DIFFERENT MOVIES.

THE DIFFERENT YEN ARE RU --
GENRES AND DIFFERENT MOVIES.
1980'S ROM-COM FEEL.

GENRES AND DIFFERENT MOVIES.
1980'S ROM-COM FEEL.
BUDDY COP STUFF.

1980'S ROM-COM FEEL.
BUDDY COP STUFF.
LITTLE ACTION.

BUDDY COP STUFF.
LITTLE ACTION.
ME AND YOU A STEAK, HAVE

LITTLE ACTION.
ME AND YOU A STEAK, HAVE
DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR EACH

ME AND YOU A STEAK, HAVE
DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR EACH
STORY.

DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR EACH
STORY.
I LOVE THE WAY IT CAME OUT.

STORY.
I LOVE THE WAY IT CAME OUT.
>> AND WE HAD A VIRAL CLIP.

I LOVE THE WAY IT CAME OUT.
>> AND WE HAD A VIRAL CLIP.
IT WAS OUR SIGN LANGUAGE

>> AND WE HAD A VIRAL CLIP.
IT WAS OUR SIGN LANGUAGE
INTERPRETER PLAYED BY COLEEN

IT WAS OUR SIGN LANGUAGE
INTERPRETER PLAYED BY COLEEN
FOYE.

INTERPRETER PLAYED BY COLEEN
FOYE.
THIS THING WENT CRAZY.

FOYE.
THIS THING WENT CRAZY.
WENT VIRAL.

THIS THING WENT CRAZY.
WENT VIRAL.
>> ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE LOVED

WENT VIRAL.
>> ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE LOVED
I.

>> ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE LOVED
I.
>> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

I.
>> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT

>> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT
TRUE STORY?

YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT
TRUE STORY?
>> WE WERE DOING A STANDUP SHOW

TRUE STORY?
>> WE WERE DOING A STANDUP SHOW
UP IN ALASKA.

>> WE WERE DOING A STANDUP SHOW
UP IN ALASKA.
THEY LET US KNOW AHEAD OF TIME

UP IN ALASKA.
THEY LET US KNOW AHEAD OF TIME
THAT THEIR POLICY IS THAT THEY

THEY LET US KNOW AHEAD OF TIME
THAT THEIR POLICY IS THAT THEY
HAVE A SIGN LANG WAMMING

THAT THEIR POLICY IS THAT THEY
HAVE A SIGN LANG WAMMING
INTERPRETER THAT DOES THE SHOW

HAVE A SIGN LANG WAMMING
INTERPRETER THAT DOES THE SHOW
SO THAT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE -- ALL

INTERPRETER THAT DOES THE SHOW
SO THAT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE -- ALL
PEOPLE CAN ENJOY IT.

SO THAT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE -- ALL
PEOPLE CAN ENJOY IT.
SO OUR THING WAS, WELL, YOU

PEOPLE CAN ENJOY IT.
SO OUR THING WAS, WELL, YOU
KNOW, OUR SHOW IS A LITTLE

SO OUR THING WAS, WELL, YOU
KNOW, OUR SHOW IS A LITTLE
DIRTY.

KNOW, OUR SHOW IS A LITTLE
DIRTY.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIRTY.

DIRTY.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIRTY.
IT'S A WEIRD INTERPRETER THING.

IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIRTY.
IT'S A WEIRD INTERPRETER THING.
SO WE GOT TO THE SHOW.

IT'S A WEIRD INTERPRETER THING.
SO WE GOT TO THE SHOW.
AND WE MET THESE INTERPRETERS.

SO WE GOT TO THE SHOW.
AND WE MET THESE INTERPRETERS.
WAS IT ONE OR TWO?

AND WE MET THESE INTERPRETERS.
WAS IT ONE OR TWO?
>> TWO FEMALE INTERPRETERS.

WAS IT ONE OR TWO?
>> TWO FEMALE INTERPRETERS.
AND YOU KNOW WHICH JUST LED TO

>> TWO FEMALE INTERPRETERS.
AND YOU KNOW WHICH JUST LED TO
THE AWKWARDNESS OF IT.

AND YOU KNOW WHICH JUST LED TO
THE AWKWARDNESS OF IT.
I REMEMBER I WENT UP TO THEM AND

THE AWKWARDNESS OF IT.
I REMEMBER I WENT UP TO THEM AND
SAID, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW IS

I REMEMBER I WENT UP TO THEM AND
SAID, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW IS
REALLY DIRTY AND THEY SAID HOW

SAID, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW IS
REALLY DIRTY AND THEY SAID HOW
DIRTY?

REALLY DIRTY AND THEY SAID HOW
DIRTY?
I SAID, WE TALK ABOUT

DIRTY?
I SAID, WE TALK ABOUT
MASTURBATION AND I DO A WHOLE

I SAID, WE TALK ABOUT
MASTURBATION AND I DO A WHOLE
SET ABOUT MASTURBATION.

MASTURBATION AND I DO A WHOLE
SET ABOUT MASTURBATION.
AND THERE'S LIKE SEX STUFF.

SET ABOUT MASTURBATION.
AND THERE'S LIKE SEX STUFF.
AND WE TALK ABOUT PARTYING.

AND THERE'S LIKE SEX STUFF.
AND WE TALK ABOUT PARTYING.
THINGS LIKE THAT.

AND WE TALK ABOUT PARTYING.
THINGS LIKE THAT.
THEN WE GOT OUT THERE ON STAGE

THINGS LIKE THAT.
THEN WE GOT OUT THERE ON STAGE
AND I REMEMBER I STARTED GOING

THEN WE GOT OUT THERE ON STAGE
AND I REMEMBER I STARTED GOING
TO MY MASTURBATION ROUTINE, I

AND I REMEMBER I STARTED GOING
TO MY MASTURBATION ROUTINE, I
LOOKED OVER, THE SIGN LANGUAGE

TO MY MASTURBATION ROUTINE, I
LOOKED OVER, THE SIGN LANGUAGE
INTERPRETER WAS GOING LIKE THIS

LOOKED OVER, THE SIGN LANGUAGE
INTERPRETER WAS GOING LIKE THIS
I STARTED LAUGHING.

INTERPRETER WAS GOING LIKE THIS
I STARTED LAUGHING.
OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THAT

I STARTED LAUGHING.
OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THAT
>> OH, YES, MASTURBATION.

OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THAT
>> OH, YES, MASTURBATION.
>> THEN I WALKED OVER TO HER AND

>> OH, YES, MASTURBATION.
>> THEN I WALKED OVER TO HER AND
I SAID MASTURBATION AND SHE DID

>> THEN I WALKED OVER TO HER AND
I SAID MASTURBATION AND SHE DID
IT AGAIN.

I SAID MASTURBATION AND SHE DID
IT AGAIN.
THEN THE CROWD --

IT AGAIN.
THEN THE CROWD --
>> I FELT IT WAS LIKE, WE WERE

THEN THE CROWD --
>> I FELT IT WAS LIKE, WE WERE
DOING THESE JOKE , THE AUDIENCE

>> I FELT IT WAS LIKE, WE WERE
DOING THESE JOKE , THE AUDIENCE
WAS LAUGHING AND IT TOOK A

DOING THESE JOKE , THE AUDIENCE
WAS LAUGHING AND IT TOOK A
SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE

WAS LAUGHING AND IT TOOK A
SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE
AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AT WAS THE

SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE
AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AT WAS THE
SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER,

AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AT WAS THE
SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER,
INTERPRETING OUR JOKES.

SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER,
INTERPRETING OUR JOKES.
>> YEAH.

INTERPRETING OUR JOKES.
>> YEAH.
THEN IT WENT ON.

>> YEAH.
THEN IT WENT ON.
THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY SAYING

THEN IT WENT ON.
THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY SAYING
MORE AND MORE FILTHY STUFF.

THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY SAYING
MORE AND MORE FILTHY STUFF.
AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT

MORE AND MORE FILTHY STUFF.
AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT
THAT.

AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT
THAT.
THAT REALLY WASN'T PART OF THE

THAT.
THAT REALLY WASN'T PART OF THE
SHOW.

THAT REALLY WASN'T PART OF THE
SHOW.
WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SIGN

SHOW.
WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SIGN
LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS DO THAT

WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SIGN
LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS DO THAT
THAT'S WHEN -- WHY WE HAD COLEEN

LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS DO THAT
THAT'S WHEN -- WHY WE HAD COLEEN
FOYT.

THAT'S WHEN -- WHY WE HAD COLEEN
FOYT.
SHE WAS HILARIOUS.

FOYT.
SHE WAS HILARIOUS.
SHE HAD IMPROV BACKGROUND.

SHE WAS HILARIOUS.
SHE HAD IMPROV BACKGROUND.
>> ON THE DAY WE REALIZED MAYBE

SHE HAD IMPROV BACKGROUND.
>> ON THE DAY WE REALIZED MAYBE
OUR LIST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.

>> ON THE DAY WE REALIZED MAYBE
OUR LIST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.
WE STARTED WRITING A LIST ON THE

OUR LIST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.
WE STARTED WRITING A LIST ON THE
DAY OF MORE THING AND JUST THREW

WE STARTED WRITING A LIST ON THE
DAY OF MORE THING AND JUST THREW
THEM AT HER.

DAY OF MORE THING AND JUST THREW
THEM AT HER.
SHE HANDLED IT.

THEM AT HER.
SHE HANDLED IT.
SHE HAD A REALLY FUNNY, FUNNY

SHE HANDLED IT.
SHE HAD A REALLY FUNNY, FUNNY
PRESENTATION OF THOSE THINGS.

SHE HAD A REALLY FUNNY, FUNNY
PRESENTATION OF THOSE THINGS.
AND THEN OF COURSE SUZY NAKAMURA

PRESENTATION OF THOSE THINGS.
AND THEN OF COURSE SUZY NAKAMURA
DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING THE

AND THEN OF COURSE SUZY NAKAMURA
DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING THE
STRAIGHT MAN.

DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING THE
STRAIGHT MAN.
>> AND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ACT THIS

STRAIGHT MAN.
>> AND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ACT THIS
EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE

>> AND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ACT THIS
EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
LINES.

EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
LINES.
>> WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE?

LINES.
>> WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE?
>> WHEN OFFICER SALAZAR SAYS TO

>> WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE?
>> WHEN OFFICER SALAZAR SAYS TO
LUCY MCCONKY.

>> WHEN OFFICER SALAZAR SAYS TO
LUCY MCCONKY.
>> RIGHT NOW I'M BAGGING DILL

LUCY MCCONKY.
>> RIGHT NOW I'M BAGGING DILL
GOS WITH ANDY BUT -- BAGGING

>> RIGHT NOW I'M BAGGING DILL
GOS WITH ANDY BUT -- BAGGING
DILDOS WITH ANDY BUT TONIGHT

GOS WITH ANDY BUT -- BAGGING
DILDOS WITH ANDY BUT TONIGHT
I'LL BE BAGGING ANDY WITH

DILDOS WITH ANDY BUT TONIGHT
I'LL BE BAGGING ANDY WITH
DILDOS.

I'LL BE BAGGING ANDY WITH
DILDOS.
>> MY FAVORITE IS THE CHARACTER

DILDOS.
>> MY FAVORITE IS THE CHARACTER
ANDY WALKING AWAY, IT'S VERY

>> MY FAVORITE IS THE CHARACTER
ANDY WALKING AWAY, IT'S VERY
EMOTIONAL, HE YELLS LISANDRA!

ANDY WALKING AWAY, IT'S VERY
EMOTIONAL, HE YELLS LISANDRA!
LISANDRA!

EMOTIONAL, HE YELLS LISANDRA!
LISANDRA!
>> THE OTHER BIG CHARACTER IN

LISANDRA!
>> THE OTHER BIG CHARACTER IN
THIS EPISODE WAS THE SNAKE.

>> THE OTHER BIG CHARACTER IN
THIS EPISODE WAS THE SNAKE.
>> THE SNAKE WAS THE BEST.

THIS EPISODE WAS THE SNAKE.
>> THE SNAKE WAS THE BEST.
>> IT WAS FUN.

>> THE SNAKE WAS THE BEST.
>> IT WAS FUN.
WE HAD A REAL SNAKE.

>> IT WAS FUN.
WE HAD A REAL SNAKE.
AND WE HAD A FAKE SNAKE.

WE HAD A REAL SNAKE.
AND WE HAD A FAKE SNAKE.
AND THEN WE HAD A DIGITAL SNAKE.

AND WE HAD A FAKE SNAKE.
AND THEN WE HAD A DIGITAL SNAKE.
THE BEST PART WAS ACTING WITH

AND THEN WE HAD A DIGITAL SNAKE.
THE BEST PART WAS ACTING WITH
THE REAL SNAKE.

THE BEST PART WAS ACTING WITH
THE REAL SNAKE.
>> WE HAD A 14-FOOT BOA

THE REAL SNAKE.
>> WE HAD A 14-FOOT BOA
CONSTRICTOR WHO CAME IN WAS HIS

>> WE HAD A 14-FOOT BOA
CONSTRICTOR WHO CAME IN WAS HIS
NAME LIKE SNAKEY?

CONSTRICTOR WHO CAME IN WAS HIS
NAME LIKE SNAKEY?
>> HUGGY, SQUEEZEY, SOMETHING

NAME LIKE SNAKEY?
>> HUGGY, SQUEEZEY, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

>> HUGGY, SQUEEZEY, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
YOU KNOW, OUR TAKES WHERE WE HAD

LIKE THAT.
YOU KNOW, OUR TAKES WHERE WE HAD
THE FAKE SNAKE WERE ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, OUR TAKES WHERE WE HAD
THE FAKE SNAKE WERE ALL RIGHT.
WHEN WE GOT THE REAL SNAKE IN

THE FAKE SNAKE WERE ALL RIGHT.
WHEN WE GOT THE REAL SNAKE IN
THERE, OUR PERFORMANCES TOOK

WHEN WE GOT THE REAL SNAKE IN
THERE, OUR PERFORMANCES TOOK
OFF.

THERE, OUR PERFORMANCES TOOK
OFF.
I THINK WE USED ALL THE

OFF.
I THINK WE USED ALL THE
PERFORMANCES WITH THE REAL

I THINK WE USED ALL THE
PERFORMANCES WITH THE REAL
SNAKE.

PERFORMANCES WITH THE REAL
SNAKE.
>> IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO

SNAKE.
>> IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO
PEOPLE ABOUT ACTING IN GREEN

>> IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO
PEOPLE ABOUT ACTING IN GREEN
SCREEN OR SEE INTERVIEWS WITH

PEOPLE ABOUT ACTING IN GREEN
SCREEN OR SEE INTERVIEWS WITH
PEOPLE IN JURASSIC PARK OR

SCREEN OR SEE INTERVIEWS WITH
PEOPLE IN JURASSIC PARK OR
WHATEVER, ACTING AGAINST A

PEOPLE IN JURASSIC PARK OR
WHATEVER, ACTING AGAINST A
SCREEN, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHATEVER, ACTING AGAINST A
SCREEN, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ONCE YOU GET THE REAL SNAKE IN

SCREEN, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ONCE YOU GET THE REAL SNAKE IN
THERE, FORGET ABOUT IT.

ONCE YOU GET THE REAL SNAKE IN
THERE, FORGET ABOUT IT.
IT WAS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF

THERE, FORGET ABOUT IT.
IT WAS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF
FUN.

IT WAS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF
FUN.
>> FORGET ABOUT IT.

FUN.
>> FORGET ABOUT IT.
FORGET ABOUT IT.

>> FORGET ABOUT IT.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
IT WAS ALSO -- THIS WAS ALSO MY

FORGET ABOUT IT.
IT WAS ALSO -- THIS WAS ALSO MY
LEAST FAVORITE DAY OF FILMING

IT WAS ALSO -- THIS WAS ALSO MY
LEAST FAVORITE DAY OF FILMING
EVER.

LEAST FAVORITE DAY OF FILMING
EVER.
>> YOU YAO HAD AN INJURY?

EVER.
>> YOU YAO HAD AN INJURY?
SOME SORT OF INJURY YOU HAD, I'M

>> YOU YAO HAD AN INJURY?
SOME SORT OF INJURY YOU HAD, I'M
NOT THERE ARE WITH IT?

SOME SORT OF INJURY YOU HAD, I'M
NOT THERE ARE WITH IT?
>> FOR TWO HOURS WE SHOT.

NOT THERE ARE WITH IT?
>> FOR TWO HOURS WE SHOT.
WITH YOU ON TOP ON ME.

>> FOR TWO HOURS WE SHOT.
WITH YOU ON TOP ON ME.
WE GOT THE SNAKE COILED AROUND

WITH YOU ON TOP ON ME.
WE GOT THE SNAKE COILED AROUND
US, YOU WERE DIRECTLY ON TOP OF

WE GOT THE SNAKE COILED AROUND
US, YOU WERE DIRECTLY ON TOP OF
ME.

US, YOU WERE DIRECTLY ON TOP OF
ME.
AND MY WARMS --

ME.
AND MY WARMS --
>> SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, LEMME.

AND MY WARMS --
>> SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, LEMME.
>> I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR

>> SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, LEMME.
>> I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR
YOUR WIFE.

>> I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR
YOUR WIFE.
MY HANDS WERE PINNED TO MY

YOUR WIFE.
MY HANDS WERE PINNED TO MY
SIDE.

MY HANDS WERE PINNED TO MY
SIDE.
AND THE FIRST THING YOU DID WAS

SIDE.
AND THE FIRST THING YOU DID WAS
LEANED ON -- YOUR BROW WAS

AND THE FIRST THING YOU DID WAS
LEANED ON -- YOUR BROW WAS
SWEATING AND YOU WIPED YOUR BROW

LEANED ON -- YOUR BROW WAS
SWEATING AND YOU WIPED YOUR BROW
ACROSS MY SHIRT TO DRY YOURSELF.

SWEATING AND YOU WIPED YOUR BROW
ACROSS MY SHIRT TO DRY YOURSELF.
>> I HAD.

ACROSS MY SHIRT TO DRY YOURSELF.
>> I HAD.
TO MY HANDS WERE RAPPED UP BY

>> I HAD.
TO MY HANDS WERE RAPPED UP BY
THE SNAKE.

TO MY HANDS WERE RAPPED UP BY
THE SNAKE.
>> YEAH.

THE SNAKE.
>> YEAH.
IT WAS DEGRADING.

>> YEAH.
IT WAS DEGRADING.
THEN YOU BURPED RIGHT IN MY

IT WAS DEGRADING.
THEN YOU BURPED RIGHT IN MY
FACE.

THEN YOU BURPED RIGHT IN MY
FACE.
>> SURE.

FACE.
>> SURE.
>> AND BLEW YOUR LUNCHTIME BURP

>> SURE.
>> AND BLEW YOUR LUNCHTIME BURP
INTO MY FACE.

>> AND BLEW YOUR LUNCHTIME BURP
INTO MY FACE.
>> PROBABLY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH SO

INTO MY FACE.
>> PROBABLY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH SO
YEAH.

>> PROBABLY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH SO
YEAH.
>> I WAS PINNED THERE THEN YOU

YEAH.
>> I WAS PINNED THERE THEN YOU
FARTED.

>> I WAS PINNED THERE THEN YOU
FARTED.
THAT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE

FARTED.
THAT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE
WERE CROTCH TO CROTCH.

THAT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE
WERE CROTCH TO CROTCH.
TURNS OUT PEOPLE HAVE FART

WERE CROTCH TO CROTCH.
TURNS OUT PEOPLE HAVE FART
MUSCLES IN THE FRONT TOO, I FELT

TURNS OUT PEOPLE HAVE FART
MUSCLES IN THE FRONT TOO, I FELT
YOUR FRONTAL FART MUSCLES

MUSCLES IN THE FRONT TOO, I FELT
YOUR FRONTAL FART MUSCLES
CONTRACT.

YOUR FRONTAL FART MUSCLES
CONTRACT.
THEN YOU SAID -- YOU WERE

CONTRACT.
THEN YOU SAID -- YOU WERE
SPARING ME,, YOU LIFTED YOUR

THEN YOU SAID -- YOU WERE
SPARING ME,, YOU LIFTED YOUR
ELBOWS AND KNEE THAFSE GROUND

SPARING ME,, YOU LIFTED YOUR
ELBOWS AND KNEE THAFSE GROUND
AND I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING

ELBOWS AND KNEE THAFSE GROUND
AND I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING
LIKE THAT.

AND I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING
LIKE THAT.
IT WAS QUITE POWERFUL.

LIKE THAT.
IT WAS QUITE POWERFUL.
>> LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR?

IT WAS QUITE POWERFUL.
>> LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR?
>> YEAH.

>> LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR?
>> YEAH.
LIKE HAVING A BLUE WHALE ON TOP

>> YEAH.
LIKE HAVING A BLUE WHALE ON TOP
OF ME.

LIKE HAVING A BLUE WHALE ON TOP
OF ME.
>> OH MY GOD.

OF ME.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER THAT,

>> OH MY GOD.
>> A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER THAT,
I HAD CHEST PAIN.

>> A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER THAT,
I HAD CHEST PAIN.
AND THE CHEST PAIN WENT AWAY

I HAD CHEST PAIN.
AND THE CHEST PAIN WENT AWAY
AFTER A WEEK.

AND THE CHEST PAIN WENT AWAY
AFTER A WEEK.
THEN LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS

AFTER A WEEK.
THEN LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS
LATER CAME BACK.

THEN LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS
LATER CAME BACK.
AND I FINALLY, I WENT TO THE

LATER CAME BACK.
AND I FINALLY, I WENT TO THE
E.R.

AND I FINALLY, I WENT TO THE
E.R.
AND THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A VERY

E.R.
AND THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A VERY
THIN HAIRLINE FRACTURE IN MY

AND THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A VERY
THIN HAIRLINE FRACTURE IN MY
RIBS, UP HERE IN MY BREAST

THIN HAIRLINE FRACTURE IN MY
RIBS, UP HERE IN MY BREAST
PLATE.

RIBS, UP HERE IN MY BREAST
PLATE.
HE SAID DID YOU HAVE ANY TRAUMA?

PLATE.
HE SAID DID YOU HAVE ANY TRAUMA?
WAS ANYTHING ON YOU?

HE SAID DID YOU HAVE ANY TRAUMA?
WAS ANYTHING ON YOU?
I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO

WAS ANYTHING ON YOU?
I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO
SOUND WEIRD, BUT ABOUT TWO

I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO
SOUND WEIRD, BUT ABOUT TWO
MONTHS AGO I HAD MY FRIENDING,

SOUND WEIRD, BUT ABOUT TWO
MONTHS AGO I HAD MY FRIENDING,
MY WORK COLLEAGUE, HE'S 260

MONTHS AGO I HAD MY FRIENDING,
MY WORK COLLEAGUE, HE'S 260
POUNDS, HE LAID ON TOP OF ME FOR

MY WORK COLLEAGUE, HE'S 260
POUNDS, HE LAID ON TOP OF ME FOR
ABOUT TWO HOURS.

POUNDS, HE LAID ON TOP OF ME FOR
ABOUT TWO HOURS.
HE SAID THAT'S IT.

ABOUT TWO HOURS.
HE SAID THAT'S IT.
>> I DID IT?

HE SAID THAT'S IT.
>> I DID IT?
>> YOU DID IT.

>> I DID IT?
>> YOU DID IT.
>> I GUESS MY WIFE IS TOUGHER

>> YOU DID IT.
>> I GUESS MY WIFE IS TOUGHER
THAN YOU ARE.

>> I GUESS MY WIFE IS TOUGHER
THAN YOU ARE.
>> I GUESS SHE.

THAN YOU ARE.
>> I GUESS SHE.
IS HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO HER,

>> I GUESS SHE.
IS HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO HER,
SUE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET

IS HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO HER,
SUE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET
OUT.

SUE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET
OUT.
NEVER TOO LATE.

OUT.
NEVER TOO LATE.
WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL.

NEVER TOO LATE.
WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE

WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE
OUR FRIEND GABE WHO PLAYS THE

WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE
OUR FRIEND GABE WHO PLAYS THE
HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR IKE

OUR FRIEND GABE WHO PLAYS THE
HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR IKE
CRYSTAL.

>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
JOINING US NOW IS A VERY SPECIAL
GUEST, OUR GOOD FRIEND WHO PLAYS

JOINING US NOW IS A VERY SPECIAL
GUEST, OUR GOOD FRIEND WHO PLAYS
THE CHARACTER OF IKE CRYSTAL,

GUEST, OUR GOOD FRIEND WHO PLAYS
THE CHARACTER OF IKE CRYSTAL,
GABRIEL HOGAN, EVERYBODY!

THE CHARACTER OF IKE CRYSTAL,
GABRIEL HOGAN, EVERYBODY!
>> HEY, GUYS.

GABRIEL HOGAN, EVERYBODY!
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HEY, GABE.

>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HEY, GABE.
>> YOU'RE LIKE IN A PHOTO STUDIO

>> HEY, GABE.
>> YOU'RE LIKE IN A PHOTO STUDIO
THERE.

>> YOU'RE LIKE IN A PHOTO STUDIO
THERE.
>> I DO SOME OTHER FILMING HERE,

THERE.
>> I DO SOME OTHER FILMING HERE,
SOME ADULT PROGRAMMING.

>> I DO SOME OTHER FILMING HERE,
SOME ADULT PROGRAMMING.
YOU KNOW.

SOME ADULT PROGRAMMING.
YOU KNOW.
IN THESE TIMES WE ALL GOT TO

YOU KNOW.
IN THESE TIMES WE ALL GOT TO
MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW.

IN THESE TIMES WE ALL GOT TO
MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW.
>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING

MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW.
>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING
GOING?

>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING
GOING?
>> IT'S GOING WELL.

GOING?
>> IT'S GOING WELL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS.

>> IT'S GOING WELL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS.
I STAY IN THIS ROOM.

I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS.
I STAY IN THIS ROOM.
>> FIRST TIME WE MET YOU WAS IN

I STAY IN THIS ROOM.
>> FIRST TIME WE MET YOU WAS IN
THE AUDITION FOR THIS THING.

>> FIRST TIME WE MET YOU WAS IN
THE AUDITION FOR THIS THING.
>> I REMEMBER GABE'S AUDITION.

THE AUDITION FOR THIS THING.
>> I REMEMBER GABE'S AUDITION.
IT WAS AWESOME.

>> I REMEMBER GABE'S AUDITION.
IT WAS AWESOME.
HE CAME IN, DID THE AUDITION, HE

IT WAS AWESOME.
HE CAME IN, DID THE AUDITION, HE
WAS FUNNY, DID A GREAT JOB.

HE CAME IN, DID THE AUDITION, HE
WAS FUNNY, DID A GREAT JOB.
WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THERE,

WAS FUNNY, DID A GREAT JOB.
WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THERE,
HEFFERNAN AND I SAID, DID YOU

WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THERE,
HEFFERNAN AND I SAID, DID YOU
SEE THAT GUY'S BICEPS?

HEFFERNAN AND I SAID, DID YOU
SEE THAT GUY'S BICEPS?
THAT IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THE

SEE THAT GUY'S BICEPS?
THAT IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THE
FRONTRUNNER FOR THE PART OF IKE

THAT IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THE
FRONTRUNNER FOR THE PART OF IKE
CRYSTAL.

FRONTRUNNER FOR THE PART OF IKE
CRYSTAL.
>> ALSO HE WAS WEAR MAKEUP

CRYSTAL.
>> ALSO HE WAS WEAR MAKEUP
BECAUSE HE HAD A BLACK EYE.

>> ALSO HE WAS WEAR MAKEUP
BECAUSE HE HAD A BLACK EYE.
>> I HAD A BLACK EYE.

BECAUSE HE HAD A BLACK EYE.
>> I HAD A BLACK EYE.
DID I COVER IT WITH A BIT OF

>> I HAD A BLACK EYE.
DID I COVER IT WITH A BIT OF
MAKEUP?

DID I COVER IT WITH A BIT OF
MAKEUP?
MAYBE, THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO.

MAKEUP?
MAYBE, THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO.
>> JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I GOT

MAYBE, THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO.
>> JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I GOT
THE -- I GOT MAKEUP ON MY FACE

>> JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I GOT
THE -- I GOT MAKEUP ON MY FACE
BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN

THE -- I GOT MAKEUP ON MY FACE
BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN
CANADA OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I

BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN
CANADA OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I
GOT A -- SO, ANYWAY.

CANADA OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I
GOT A -- SO, ANYWAY.
>> DAMN TOOTING!

GOT A -- SO, ANYWAY.
>> DAMN TOOTING!
>> I GUESS WE SHOULD PREFACE BY

>> DAMN TOOTING!
>> I GUESS WE SHOULD PREFACE BY
SAYING YOU'RE A CANADIAN.

>> I GUESS WE SHOULD PREFACE BY
SAYING YOU'RE A CANADIAN.
>> I THINK THAT'S IMPLIED BY

SAYING YOU'RE A CANADIAN.
>> I THINK THAT'S IMPLIED BY
STEVE'S AMAZING CANADIAN.

>> I THINK THAT'S IMPLIED BY
STEVE'S AMAZING CANADIAN.
>> HE HAD TO SAY THE WORD

STEVE'S AMAZING CANADIAN.
>> HE HAD TO SAY THE WORD
CREATINE.

>> HE HAD TO SAY THE WORD
CREATINE.
HE KEPT SAYING IT LIKE CREATING.

CREATINE.
HE KEPT SAYING IT LIKE CREATING.
IN EPISODE 7 WE DISCUSS SOOT.

HE KEPT SAYING IT LIKE CREATING.
IN EPISODE 7 WE DISCUSS SOOT.
AND YOU KEEP SAYING SUIT.

IN EPISODE 7 WE DISCUSS SOOT.
AND YOU KEEP SAYING SUIT.
OH, YEAH, THAT GUY'S COVERED IN

AND YOU KEEP SAYING SUIT.
OH, YEAH, THAT GUY'S COVERED IN
SUIT.

OH, YEAH, THAT GUY'S COVERED IN
SUIT.
>> IS THIS WHAT ME THE SHOW IS?

SUIT.
>> IS THIS WHAT ME THE SHOW IS?
>> LEMME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.

>> IS THIS WHAT ME THE SHOW IS?
>> LEMME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.
>> WHEN WE WERE PROMOTING

>> LEMME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.
>> WHEN WE WERE PROMOTING
"TACOMA FD" SEASON ONE, THE

>> WHEN WE WERE PROMOTING
"TACOMA FD" SEASON ONE, THE
THREE OF US WENT TO THE NHL

"TACOMA FD" SEASON ONE, THE
THREE OF US WENT TO THE NHL
NETWORK TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH

THREE OF US WENT TO THE NHL
NETWORK TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH
THEM.

NETWORK TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH
THEM.
[LAUGHTER]

THEM.
[LAUGHTER]
THE MOST --

[LAUGHTER]
THE MOST --
>> GOOD NIGHT!

THE MOST --
>> GOOD NIGHT!
I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.

>> GOOD NIGHT!
I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.
I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.

I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.
I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.
>> HE SAID LISTEN.

I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.
>> HE SAID LISTEN.
THIS IS GREAT.

>> HE SAID LISTEN.
THIS IS GREAT.
WHY DON'T YOU DO A SHOUTOUT.

THIS IS GREAT.
WHY DON'T YOU DO A SHOUTOUT.
YOU LIKE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,

WHY DON'T YOU DO A SHOUTOUT.
YOU LIKE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,
WHY DON'T WE DO A SHOUTOUT FOR

YOU LIKE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,
WHY DON'T WE DO A SHOUTOUT FOR
THE JUMBOTRON, DO GO, LEAFS, GO,

WHY DON'T WE DO A SHOUTOUT FOR
THE JUMBOTRON, DO GO, LEAFS, GO,
THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE JUMBOTRON

THE JUMBOTRON, DO GO, LEAFS, GO,
THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE JUMBOTRON
AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN.

THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE JUMBOTRON
AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN.
YOU WERE LIKE A DEER IN

AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN.
YOU WERE LIKE A DEER IN
HEADLIGHTS AND BEGAN TO FREAK

YOU WERE LIKE A DEER IN
HEADLIGHTS AND BEGAN TO FREAK
OUT A LITTLE BIT.

HEADLIGHTS AND BEGAN TO FREAK
OUT A LITTLE BIT.
IT TOOK YOU 15 TIMES TO GET IT

OUT A LITTLE BIT.
IT TOOK YOU 15 TIMES TO GET IT
RIGHT.

IT TOOK YOU 15 TIMES TO GET IT
RIGHT.
YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S

RIGHT.
YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S
-- HOGAN TISSUE TACOMA --

YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S
-- HOGAN TISSUE TACOMA --
>> TO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,

-- HOGAN TISSUE TACOMA --
>> TO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,
GABE HOGAN FROM TORONTO -- FROM

>> TO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,
GABE HOGAN FROM TORONTO -- FROM
THE TORONTO --

GABE HOGAN FROM TORONTO -- FROM
THE TORONTO --
>> ADORABLE HOW TONGUE TIED YOU

THE TORONTO --
>> ADORABLE HOW TONGUE TIED YOU
GOT KNOWING YOU'D BE THON

>> ADORABLE HOW TONGUE TIED YOU
GOT KNOWING YOU'D BE THON
EJUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS

GOT KNOWING YOU'D BE THON
EJUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS
GARDEN.

EJUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS
GARDEN.
>> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HAD TO

GARDEN.
>> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HAD TO
DO IS ACT WITH A SNAKE HOW MUCH

>> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HAD TO
DO IS ACT WITH A SNAKE HOW MUCH
WAS THAT?

DO IS ACT WITH A SNAKE HOW MUCH
WAS THAT?
>> TERRIFYING.

WAS THAT?
>> TERRIFYING.
I WAS HAPPY WHEN I SAW -- I KNOW

>> TERRIFYING.
I WAS HAPPY WHEN I SAW -- I KNOW
YOU GUYS ASSURED ME IT DIDN'T

I WAS HAPPY WHEN I SAW -- I KNOW
YOU GUYS ASSURED ME IT DIDN'T
COME OFF THAT WAY BUT YOU

YOU GUYS ASSURED ME IT DIDN'T
COME OFF THAT WAY BUT YOU
REMEMBER HOW SCARED I WAS.

COME OFF THAT WAY BUT YOU
REMEMBER HOW SCARED I WAS.
I WAS TERRIFIED, EH.

REMEMBER HOW SCARED I WAS.
I WAS TERRIFIED, EH.
I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS GOING

I WAS TERRIFIED, EH.
I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS GOING
TO CHOKE ME OUT, EH.

I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS GOING
TO CHOKE ME OUT, EH.
YOU GUYS WORKED WITH IT.

TO CHOKE ME OUT, EH.
YOU GUYS WORKED WITH IT.
I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS GOING TO

YOU GUYS WORKED WITH IT.
I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS GOING TO
BE ME GOING -- HEY, GUYS.

I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS GOING TO
BE ME GOING -- HEY, GUYS.
BUT TURNS OUT I'M A FANTASTIC

BE ME GOING -- HEY, GUYS.
BUT TURNS OUT I'M A FANTASTIC
ACTOR SO IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT

BUT TURNS OUT I'M A FANTASTIC
ACTOR SO IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT
WAY.

ACTOR SO IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT
WAY.
>> WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE

WAY.
>> WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE
TOUGHER OF EVERYBODY AND THAT

>> WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE
TOUGHER OF EVERYBODY AND THAT
SNAKE, ONCE YOU GOT THAT SNAKE

TOUGHER OF EVERYBODY AND THAT
SNAKE, ONCE YOU GOT THAT SNAKE
ON YOU, I'M SPEAKING FROM

SNAKE, ONCE YOU GOT THAT SNAKE
ON YOU, I'M SPEAKING FROM
EXPERIENCE, IT FREAKS YOU OUT.

ON YOU, I'M SPEAKING FROM
EXPERIENCE, IT FREAKS YOU OUT.
YOU NOY KNOW, ONCE YOU GET THE

EXPERIENCE, IT FREAKS YOU OUT.
YOU NOY KNOW, ONCE YOU GET THE
SNICK ON YOU.

YOU NOY KNOW, ONCE YOU GET THE
SNICK ON YOU.
IT'S HEAVY, IT'S A MUSCLE, YOU

SNICK ON YOU.
IT'S HEAVY, IT'S A MUSCLE, YOU
CAN FEEL IT.

IT'S HEAVY, IT'S A MUSCLE, YOU
CAN FEEL IT.
>> IT'S INTENSE.

CAN FEEL IT.
>> IT'S INTENSE.
>> YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN YOU GOT

>> IT'S INTENSE.
>> YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN YOU GOT
IT.

>> YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN YOU GOT
IT.
WE GOT SOME GOOD BLOOPERS OF YOU

IT.
WE GOT SOME GOOD BLOOPERS OF YOU
FOLKING OUT WITH THE -- BLOOPERS

WE GOT SOME GOOD BLOOPERS OF YOU
FOLKING OUT WITH THE -- BLOOPERS
OF YOU FREAKING OUT WITH THE

FOLKING OUT WITH THE -- BLOOPERS
OF YOU FREAKING OUT WITH THE
SNAKE.

OF YOU FREAKING OUT WITH THE
SNAKE.
>> IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO PLAY

SNAKE.
>> IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO PLAY
RIGHT NOW.

>> IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO PLAY
RIGHT NOW.
>> IS IT ABOUT TO KILL ME?

RIGHT NOW.
>> IS IT ABOUT TO KILL ME?
>> OF COURSE IT IS.

>> IS IT ABOUT TO KILL ME?
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
>> THE OTHER THING YOU DO IN

>> OF COURSE IT IS.
>> THE OTHER THING YOU DO IN
EPISODE TWO IS YOU DANCE A LOT.

>> THE OTHER THING YOU DO IN
EPISODE TWO IS YOU DANCE A LOT.
YOU DANCE WITH TEDRO, YOU MAKE

EPISODE TWO IS YOU DANCE A LOT.
YOU DANCE WITH TEDRO, YOU MAKE
SUCH A GREAT TEAM, WE HAD SCENES

YOU DANCE WITH TEDRO, YOU MAKE
SUCH A GREAT TEAM, WE HAD SCENES
WE HAD TO CUT IN ITS ENTIRETY

SUCH A GREAT TEAM, WE HAD SCENES
WE HAD TO CUT IN ITS ENTIRETY
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD

WE HAD TO CUT IN ITS ENTIRETY
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD
STUFF.

BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD
STUFF.
YOU GET OUT THERE, YOU DO THE

STUFF.
YOU GET OUT THERE, YOU DO THE
DANCING STUFF.

YOU GET OUT THERE, YOU DO THE
DANCING STUFF.
WE HAD YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST

DANCING STUFF.
WE HAD YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST
SEASON.

WE HAD YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST
SEASON.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THAT

SEASON.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THAT
STRIP DANCING?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THAT
STRIP DANCING?
>> I THINK IT WAS IN THE WRITERS

STRIP DANCING?
>> I THINK IT WAS IN THE WRITERS
ROOM WHEN I CAME TO VISIT YOU

>> I THINK IT WAS IN THE WRITERS
ROOM WHEN I CAME TO VISIT YOU
GUYS AN I WAS LIKE WHAT'S GOING

ROOM WHEN I CAME TO VISIT YOU
GUYS AN I WAS LIKE WHAT'S GOING
ON IF THEN -- THIS SEASON, WHAT

GUYS AN I WAS LIKE WHAT'S GOING
ON IF THEN -- THIS SEASON, WHAT
ARE WE DOING?

ON IF THEN -- THIS SEASON, WHAT
ARE WE DOING?
I SAID AM I STRIPPING?

ARE WE DOING?
I SAID AM I STRIPPING?
IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY EXOTIC

I SAID AM I STRIPPING?
IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY EXOTIC
DANCING IN THIS SEASON OR

IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY EXOTIC
DANCING IN THIS SEASON OR
SOMETHING.

DANCING IN THIS SEASON OR
SOMETHING.
LEMME SAID NO, NO, NO.

SOMETHING.
LEMME SAID NO, NO, NO.
ONE OF THE WRITERS SAID AMERICA

LEMME SAID NO, NO, NO.
ONE OF THE WRITERS SAID AMERICA
DIDN'T RESPOND.

ONE OF THE WRITERS SAID AMERICA
DIDN'T RESPOND.
[LAUGHTER]

DIDN'T RESPOND.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT WAS FUN.

[LAUGHTER]
THAT WAS FUN.
HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY SO FUNNY.

THAT WAS FUN.
HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY SO FUNNY.
THE BASEBALL FIGHT, ALL THAT

HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY SO FUNNY.
THE BASEBALL FIGHT, ALL THAT
SORT OF STUFF.

THE BASEBALL FIGHT, ALL THAT
SORT OF STUFF.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LETTING US

SORT OF STUFF.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LETTING US
RIFF IN THE VAN.

YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LETTING US
RIFF IN THE VAN.
>> IN THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU

RIFF IN THE VAN.
>> IN THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU
HAD TO DANCE AND LEMME DIRECTED

>> IN THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU
HAD TO DANCE AND LEMME DIRECTED
THAT EPISODE WHEN YOU DANCED IN

HAD TO DANCE AND LEMME DIRECTED
THAT EPISODE WHEN YOU DANCED IN
THE FIRST SEASON.

THAT EPISODE WHEN YOU DANCED IN
THE FIRST SEASON.
DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER ON

THE FIRST SEASON.
DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER ON
THE MOVES?

DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER ON
THE MOVES?
OR HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE

THE MOVES?
OR HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE
MOVES.

OR HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE
MOVES.
>> WE DID.

MOVES.
>> WE DID.
HE SENT ME A BUFPBLG OF STUFF.

>> WE DID.
HE SENT ME A BUFPBLG OF STUFF.
SOME LIKE, MAGIC MIKE CLIPS AND

HE SENT ME A BUFPBLG OF STUFF.
SOME LIKE, MAGIC MIKE CLIPS AND
STUFF.

SOME LIKE, MAGIC MIKE CLIPS AND
STUFF.
SOME IDEAS.

STUFF.
SOME IDEAS.
I'M LIKE [BEEP] IS THIS WHAT YOU

SOME IDEAS.
I'M LIKE [BEEP] IS THIS WHAT YOU
WANT ME TO DO IN FOUR DAYS?

I'M LIKE [BEEP] IS THIS WHAT YOU
WANT ME TO DO IN FOUR DAYS?
>> I THINK IN THIS SEASON, EVEN

WANT ME TO DO IN FOUR DAYS?
>> I THINK IN THIS SEASON, EVEN
WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING, THERE WAS

>> I THINK IN THIS SEASON, EVEN
WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING, THERE WAS
A LOT OF HEY, WHAT MOVES DO YOU

WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING, THERE WAS
A LOT OF HEY, WHAT MOVES DO YOU
GUYS KNOW?

A LOT OF HEY, WHAT MOVES DO YOU
GUYS KNOW?
YOU WERE PUTTING MOVES TOGETHER

GUYS KNOW?
YOU WERE PUTTING MOVES TOGETHER
YOURSELVES ON THE SPOT.

YOU WERE PUTTING MOVES TOGETHER
YOURSELVES ON THE SPOT.
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME FUNNY

YOURSELVES ON THE SPOT.
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME FUNNY
THINGS TO DO.

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME FUNNY
THINGS TO DO.
>> THAT WAS DONE ON THE FLOOR

THINGS TO DO.
>> THAT WAS DONE ON THE FLOOR
LITERALLY.

>> THAT WAS DONE ON THE FLOOR
LITERALLY.
I DON'T THINK WE KNEW EXACTLY

LITERALLY.
I DON'T THINK WE KNEW EXACTLY
HOW MUCH OF THAT WE WERE GOING

I DON'T THINK WE KNEW EXACTLY
HOW MUCH OF THAT WE WERE GOING
TO USE OR WHAT WE WERE GOING TO

HOW MUCH OF THAT WE WERE GOING
TO USE OR WHAT WE WERE GOING TO
DO WE GOT OUT THERE.

TO USE OR WHAT WE WERE GOING TO
DO WE GOT OUT THERE.
I I REMEMBER LEM FLEW IN 10

DO WE GOT OUT THERE.
I I REMEMBER LEM FLEW IN 10
MINUTES INTO IT WITH THE SHADES

I I REMEMBER LEM FLEW IN 10
MINUTES INTO IT WITH THE SHADES
ON GOING, DOING THIS, DOING

MINUTES INTO IT WITH THE SHADES
ON GOING, DOING THIS, DOING
THIS.

ON GOING, DOING THIS, DOING
THIS.
WE'RE ALL SORT OF TRYING TO --

THIS.
WE'RE ALL SORT OF TRYING TO --
>> NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERY

WE'RE ALL SORT OF TRYING TO --
>> NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERY
SEASON, ARE YOU CONCERNED THAT

>> NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERY
SEASON, ARE YOU CONCERNED THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP --

SEASON, ARE YOU CONCERNED THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP --
AS LONG AS THE SHOW GOES YOU

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP --
AS LONG AS THE SHOW GOES YOU
HAVE TO COME UP WITH NEW EXOTIC

AS LONG AS THE SHOW GOES YOU
HAVE TO COME UP WITH NEW EXOTIC
DANCING MOVES?

HAVE TO COME UP WITH NEW EXOTIC
DANCING MOVES?
>> ALWAYS.

DANCING MOVES?
>> ALWAYS.
BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT AMERICA IS

>> ALWAYS.
BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT AMERICA IS
RESPONDING TO IT.

BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT AMERICA IS
RESPONDING TO IT.
I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO

RESPONDING TO IT.
I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO
KEEP DOING THAT.

I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO
KEEP DOING THAT.
>> UP IN CANADA, UP IN CANADA

KEEP DOING THAT.
>> UP IN CANADA, UP IN CANADA
THEY LIKE THAT, EH.

>> UP IN CANADA, UP IN CANADA
THEY LIKE THAT, EH.
>> THANS FOR IN-- THANKS FOR

THEY LIKE THAT, EH.
>> THANS FOR IN-- THANKS FOR
JOINING US.

>> THANS FOR IN-- THANKS FOR
JOINING US.
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

JOINING US.
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
I THINK NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE YOU

STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
I THINK NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE YOU
ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF.

I THINK NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE YOU
ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF.
I THINK EVERYONE WILL BE

ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF.
I THINK EVERYONE WILL BE
PSYCHED.

I THINK EVERYONE WILL BE
PSYCHED.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE GIN

PSYCHED.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE GIN
JOINED BY CAPTAIN POLONSKY

WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE GIN
JOINED BY CAPTAIN POLONSKY
HIMSELF, JAY MI

JOINED BY CAPTAIN POLONSKY
HIMSELF, JAY MI
SNOLTE ♪ -- ♪

>> WELCOME BACK.
WE ARE HERE WITH OUR SPECIAL
GUEST, JAMIE KALER WHO PLAYS

WE ARE HERE WITH OUR SPECIAL
GUEST, JAMIE KALER WHO PLAYS
CAPTAIN POLONSKY OF THE TACOMA

GUEST, JAMIE KALER WHO PLAYS
CAPTAIN POLONSKY OF THE TACOMA
POLICE DEPARTMENT.

CAPTAIN POLONSKY OF THE TACOMA
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
>> BLUE LIVES MATTER,IC IT'S A

POLICE DEPARTMENT.
>> BLUE LIVES MATTER,IC IT'S A
WHOLE ALLEGORY THROUGH HIS

>> BLUE LIVES MATTER,IC IT'S A
WHOLE ALLEGORY THROUGH HIS
STORY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST FODDER

WHOLE ALLEGORY THROUGH HIS
STORY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST FODDER
ON THE SIDE.

STORY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST FODDER
ON THE SIDE.
>> IT'S WEIRD, YOU'RE SO

ON THE SIDE.
>> IT'S WEIRD, YOU'RE SO
DOMINANT IN THE FIRST TWO

>> IT'S WEIRD, YOU'RE SO
DOMINANT IN THE FIRST TWO
EPISODES OF THE SEASON, PEOPLE

DOMINANT IN THE FIRST TWO
EPISODES OF THE SEASON, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE IN THE

EPISODES OF THE SEASON, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE IN THE
REST OF THE SEASON.

ARE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE IN THE
REST OF THE SEASON.
>> YEAH.

REST OF THE SEASON.
>> YEAH.
>> KEVIN SAYS, YOU'RE DOMINANT

>> YEAH.
>> KEVIN SAYS, YOU'RE DOMINANT
IN THESE EPISODES, HOW DOES IT

>> KEVIN SAYS, YOU'RE DOMINANT
IN THESE EPISODES, HOW DOES IT
FEEL, BASICALLY, TO BE EDDIE

IN THESE EPISODES, HOW DOES IT
FEEL, BASICALLY, TO BE EDDIE
PENISI'S PUNCHING BAG?

FEEL, BASICALLY, TO BE EDDIE
PENISI'S PUNCHING BAG?
LIKE IN EPISODE NINE OF LAST

PENISI'S PUNCHING BAG?
LIKE IN EPISODE NINE OF LAST
YEAR, I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR

LIKE IN EPISODE NINE OF LAST
YEAR, I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR
ESTRANGED WIFE.

YEAR, I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR
ESTRANGED WIFE.
THEN WE HAVE A BOXING MATCH.

ESTRANGED WIFE.
THEN WE HAVE A BOXING MATCH.
ULTIMATELY I WIND UP NOT

THEN WE HAVE A BOXING MATCH.
ULTIMATELY I WIND UP NOT
FIGHTING AND YOU KICK THE CRAP

ULTIMATELY I WIND UP NOT
FIGHTING AND YOU KICK THE CRAP
OUT OF TERRY MCCONKY.

FIGHTING AND YOU KICK THE CRAP
OUT OF TERRY MCCONKY.
THEN I SHOW UP AT THE STATION

OUT OF TERRY MCCONKY.
THEN I SHOW UP AT THE STATION
WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR.

THEN I SHOW UP AT THE STATION
WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR.
>> I JUST CRAPPED IN MY

WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR.
>> I JUST CRAPPED IN MY
UNDERPANTS, GOOD THING I'M

>> I JUST CRAPPED IN MY
UNDERPANTS, GOOD THING I'M
WEARING YOURS.

UNDERPANTS, GOOD THING I'M
WEARING YOURS.
>> IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE JOKE

WEARING YOURS.
>> IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE JOKE
IN ANY SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.

>> IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE JOKE
IN ANY SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

IN ANY SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
>> FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC.

IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
>> FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC.
IN EPISODE ONE THIS YEAR YOU

>> FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC.
IN EPISODE ONE THIS YEAR YOU
SHOW UP, TURNS OUT IT'S YOUR

IN EPISODE ONE THIS YEAR YOU
SHOW UP, TURNS OUT IT'S YOUR
BABY, AND I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN

SHOW UP, TURNS OUT IT'S YOUR
BABY, AND I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN
HAVING SEX ACROSS YOUR SON'S

BABY, AND I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN
HAVING SEX ACROSS YOUR SON'S
SKULL FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS.

HAVING SEX ACROSS YOUR SON'S
SKULL FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS.
>> GREAT LOOKING KID.

SKULL FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS.
>> GREAT LOOKING KID.
HONESTLY, SURPRISED THAT CHILD

>> GREAT LOOKING KID.
HONESTLY, SURPRISED THAT CHILD
HASN'T BEEN SCOOPED UP TO BE THE

HONESTLY, SURPRISED THAT CHILD
HASN'T BEEN SCOOPED UP TO BE THE
NEW GERBER BABY, OR ON A BOX OF

HASN'T BEEN SCOOPED UP TO BE THE
NEW GERBER BABY, OR ON A BOX OF
PAMPERS.

NEW GERBER BABY, OR ON A BOX OF
PAMPERS.
SERIOUSLY, GOOD LOOKING.

PAMPERS.
SERIOUSLY, GOOD LOOKING.
CHILD.

SERIOUSLY, GOOD LOOKING.
CHILD.
WHAT'S ODD IS THAT, YOU GUYS

CHILD.
WHAT'S ODD IS THAT, YOU GUYS
EVEN TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST TALKED

WHAT'S ODD IS THAT, YOU GUYS
EVEN TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST TALKED
ABOUT DING THE PART THEY WERE

EVEN TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST TALKED
ABOUT DING THE PART THEY WERE
LIKE WE WANTED THE IVISH --

ABOUT DING THE PART THEY WERE
LIKE WE WANTED THE IVISH --
IRISH GUY WITH THE BIGGEST SKULL

LIKE WE WANTED THE IVISH --
IRISH GUY WITH THE BIGGEST SKULL
WE CAN FIND.

IRISH GUY WITH THE BIGGEST SKULL
WE CAN FIND.
I'M LINE, THANKFULLY MY GIANT,

WE CAN FIND.
I'M LINE, THANKFULLY MY GIANT,
ENORMOUS SKULL HAS HELPED ME IN

I'M LINE, THANKFULLY MY GIANT,
ENORMOUS SKULL HAS HELPED ME IN
MY CAREER TIMELY.

ENORMOUS SKULL HAS HELPED ME IN
MY CAREER TIMELY.
FOR YOU TO TRY TO WRAP MY GIANT

MY CAREER TIMELY.
FOR YOU TO TRY TO WRAP MY GIANT
HEAD, FACE ON TO A BABY'S SMALL,

FOR YOU TO TRY TO WRAP MY GIANT
HEAD, FACE ON TO A BABY'S SMALL,
MINOR HEAD THAT SHOULD BE A

HEAD, FACE ON TO A BABY'S SMALL,
MINOR HEAD THAT SHOULD BE A
TECHNICAL EMMY FOR WHOEVER WAS

MINOR HEAD THAT SHOULD BE A
TECHNICAL EMMY FOR WHOEVER WAS
ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS.

TECHNICAL EMMY FOR WHOEVER WAS
ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS.
>> I SAW VIDEO OF YOU ON

ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS.
>> I SAW VIDEO OF YOU ON
INSTAGRAM JUMP ROPING YOU SAID,

>> I SAW VIDEO OF YOU ON
INSTAGRAM JUMP ROPING YOU SAID,
YOU TELL THE STORY ON INSTAGRAM

INSTAGRAM JUMP ROPING YOU SAID,
YOU TELL THE STORY ON INSTAGRAM
ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS LISTED JUMP

YOU TELL THE STORY ON INSTAGRAM
ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS LISTED JUMP
ROPING ON YOUR RESUME AS A

ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS LISTED JUMP
ROPING ON YOUR RESUME AS A
SPECIAL SKILL AND NEVER ACTUALLY

ROPING ON YOUR RESUME AS A
SPECIAL SKILL AND NEVER ACTUALLY
USED IT UNTIL "TACOMA FD"

SPECIAL SKILL AND NEVER ACTUALLY
USED IT UNTIL "TACOMA FD"
EPISODE 9.

USED IT UNTIL "TACOMA FD"
EPISODE 9.
I ALSO HAD COMPETITIVE JUMP

EPISODE 9.
I ALSO HAD COMPETITIVE JUMP
ROPING ON MY RESUME.

I ALSO HAD COMPETITIVE JUMP
ROPING ON MY RESUME.
>> DID YOU REALLY?

ROPING ON MY RESUME.
>> DID YOU REALLY?
CAN YOU JUMP ROPE THOUGH?

>> DID YOU REALLY?
CAN YOU JUMP ROPE THOUGH?
>> I CAN.

CAN YOU JUMP ROPE THOUGH?
>> I CAN.
I JUMP ROPED TODAY.

>> I CAN.
I JUMP ROPED TODAY.
I DID SIX MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE

I JUMP ROPED TODAY.
I DID SIX MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE
TODAY.

I DID SIX MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE
TODAY.
IT'S HARD.

TODAY.
IT'S HARD.
>> DUDE, THE DAY WE SHOT AND WE

IT'S HARD.
>> DUDE, THE DAY WE SHOT AND WE
DID THE WHOLE BOXING THING WHICH

>> DUDE, THE DAY WE SHOT AND WE
DID THE WHOLE BOXING THING WHICH
WAS SO MUCH FUN, I SAID I CAN

DID THE WHOLE BOXING THING WHICH
WAS SO MUCH FUN, I SAID I CAN
JUMP ROPE.

WAS SO MUCH FUN, I SAID I CAN
JUMP ROPE.
WE JUMPED ROPE THAT DAY AFTER WE

JUMP ROPE.
WE JUMPED ROPE THAT DAY AFTER WE
SHOT I COULDN'T DRIVE HOME.

WE JUMPED ROPE THAT DAY AFTER WE
SHOT I COULDN'T DRIVE HOME.
I SAT IN MY CAR IN YOUR PARKING

SHOT I COULDN'T DRIVE HOME.
I SAT IN MY CAR IN YOUR PARKING
LOT AND THREW UP.

I SAT IN MY CAR IN YOUR PARKING
LOT AND THREW UP.
>> YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THIS

LOT AND THREW UP.
>> YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THIS
HEAVY BAG.

>> YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THIS
HEAVY BAG.
>> YEAH.

HEAVY BAG.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU WERE GETTING WORN OUT.

>> YEAH.
>> YOU WERE GETTING WORN OUT.
>> IT WAS GRUESOME.

>> YOU WERE GETTING WORN OUT.
>> IT WAS GRUESOME.
THAT WAS THE HARDEST DAY I'VE

>> IT WAS GRUESOME.
THAT WAS THE HARDEST DAY I'VE
EVER SHOT.

THAT WAS THE HARDEST DAY I'VE
EVER SHOT.
>> WE HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE, I

EVER SHOT.
>> WE HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE, I
BET IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW.

>> WE HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE, I
BET IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
KALER, EVERYBODY WATCHED EPISODE

BET IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
KALER, EVERYBODY WATCHED EPISODE
202, I THOUGHT WE'D SHOW OFF

KALER, EVERYBODY WATCHED EPISODE
202, I THOUGHT WE'D SHOW OFF
YOUR SOFTBALL SKILL BUS WE

202, I THOUGHT WE'D SHOW OFF
YOUR SOFTBALL SKILL BUS WE
BASICALLY HAD YOU ROLL AROUND IN

YOUR SOFTBALL SKILL BUS WE
BASICALLY HAD YOU ROLL AROUND IN
THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG.

BASICALLY HAD YOU ROLL AROUND IN
THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG.
>> IT'S NONE PHI -- FUNNY TO ME,

THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG.
>> IT'S NONE PHI -- FUNNY TO ME,
I WHEN I DO THE SHOW, I FEEL

>> IT'S NONE PHI -- FUNNY TO ME,
I WHEN I DO THE SHOW, I FEEL
LIKE THE WRITERS ROOM IS LIKE,

I WHEN I DO THE SHOW, I FEEL
LIKE THE WRITERS ROOM IS LIKE,
CALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE --

LIKE THE WRITERS ROOM IS LIKE,
CALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE --
KALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE

CALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE --
KALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE
TORTURE THIS DUDE?

KALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE
TORTURE THIS DUDE?
WHAT KIND OF PHYSICAL PAIN CAN

TORTURE THIS DUDE?
WHAT KIND OF PHYSICAL PAIN CAN
WE PUT HIM THROUGH?

WHAT KIND OF PHYSICAL PAIN CAN
WE PUT HIM THROUGH?
EVERY EPISODE.

WE PUT HIM THROUGH?
EVERY EPISODE.
IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD.

EVERY EPISODE.
IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD.
>> THEN I KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A

IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD.
>> THEN I KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A
SUCKER PUNCHWHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR

>> THEN I KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A
SUCKER PUNCHWHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR
HANDS AND KNEES.

SUCKER PUNCHWHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR
HANDS AND KNEES.
>> WE HAD A BROKEN LIZ SARD

HANDS AND KNEES.
>> WE HAD A BROKEN LIZ SARD
SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MANY YEARS.

>> WE HAD A BROKEN LIZ SARD
SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MANY YEARS.
WE WERE CHAMPS.

SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MANY YEARS.
WE WERE CHAMPS.
LEMME HAS A TROPHY.

WE WERE CHAMPS.
LEMME HAS A TROPHY.
>> GRAMMAR SCHOOL LEAGUE?

LEMME HAS A TROPHY.
>> GRAMMAR SCHOOL LEAGUE?
>> MUNICIPAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE IN

>> GRAMMAR SCHOOL LEAGUE?
>> MUNICIPAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE IN
LOS ANGELES.

>> MUNICIPAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE IN
LOS ANGELES.
COUPLE OF TROPHIES.

LOS ANGELES.
COUPLE OF TROPHIES.
>> I LOVE HE SAVES THOSE.

COUPLE OF TROPHIES.
>> I LOVE HE SAVES THOSE.
SHOWS THOSE OFF.

>> I LOVE HE SAVES THOSE.
SHOWS THOSE OFF.
>> I'M NOT DONE.

SHOWS THOSE OFF.
>> I'M NOT DONE.
[LAUGHTER]

>> I'M NOT DONE.
[LAUGHTER]
I'M TOM BRADY.

[LAUGHTER]
I'M TOM BRADY.
>> SOLID GOLD.

I'M TOM BRADY.
>> SOLID GOLD.
>> BROKEN LIZARD TEAM.

>> SOLID GOLD.
>> BROKEN LIZARD TEAM.
>> WE WERE PLAYING A TEAM, THERE

>> BROKEN LIZARD TEAM.
>> WE WERE PLAYING A TEAM, THERE
WAS A GUY, HE GOT A HIT, SLID

>> WE WERE PLAYING A TEAM, THERE
WAS A GUY, HE GOT A HIT, SLID
INTO SECOND BASE, DISLOCATED HIS

WAS A GUY, HE GOT A HIT, SLID
INTO SECOND BASE, DISLOCATED HIS
ELBOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

INTO SECOND BASE, DISLOCATED HIS
ELBOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AND HE JUST STARTED SCREAMING.

ELBOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AND HE JUST STARTED SCREAMING.
JUST THIS HIGH-PITCHED,

AND HE JUST STARTED SCREAMING.
JUST THIS HIGH-PITCHED,
UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAM.

JUST THIS HIGH-PITCHED,
UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAM.
AND WE WERE LIKE OH MY GOD, OH

UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAM.
AND WE WERE LIKE OH MY GOD, OH
MY GOD.

AND WE WERE LIKE OH MY GOD, OH
MY GOD.
WE EXPECTED ALL HIS FRIENDS TO

MY GOD.
WE EXPECTED ALL HIS FRIENDS TO
COME RUSHING OUT AN HELP HIM.

WE EXPECTED ALL HIS FRIENDS TO
COME RUSHING OUT AN HELP HIM.
NOBODY MOVED.

COME RUSHING OUT AN HELP HIM.
NOBODY MOVED.
EVERYONE JUST STAYED IN THE

NOBODY MOVED.
EVERYONE JUST STAYED IN THE
DUGOUT.

EVERYONE JUST STAYED IN THE
DUGOUT.
WE WERE LOOKING AT HIS FRIENDS

DUGOUT.
WE WERE LOOKING AT HIS FRIENDS
AND WE'RE LIKE IF YOU'RE NOT

WE WERE LOOKING AT HIS FRIENDS
AND WE'RE LIKE IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO HELP HIM, WE'RE NOT

AND WE'RE LIKE IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO HELP HIM, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO HELP HIM.

GOING TO HELP HIM, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO HELP HIM.
>> COME ON.

GOING TO HELP HIM.
>> COME ON.
>> YOU'RE FIRST RESPONDERS TOO.

>> COME ON.
>> YOU'RE FIRST RESPONDERS TOO.
RESPOND.

>> YOU'RE FIRST RESPONDERS TOO.
RESPOND.
>> AND THEY NEVER MOVED.

RESPOND.
>> AND THEY NEVER MOVED.
FINALLY WE WENT OUT AND HELPED

>> AND THEY NEVER MOVED.
FINALLY WE WENT OUT AND HELPED
THE GUY, HE WAS SCREAMING AN

FINALLY WE WENT OUT AND HELPED
THE GUY, HE WAS SCREAMING AN
SCREAMING.

THE GUY, HE WAS SCREAMING AN
SCREAMING.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD

SCREAMING.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD
SITUATION THAT YOUR OWN

WE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD
SITUATION THAT YOUR OWN
TEAMMATES DON'T GO AND HELP YOU

SITUATION THAT YOUR OWN
TEAMMATES DON'T GO AND HELP YOU
AND JUST LEAVE YOU SCREAMING ON

TEAMMATES DON'T GO AND HELP YOU
AND JUST LEAVE YOU SCREAMING ON
THE FIELD.

AND JUST LEAVE YOU SCREAMING ON
THE FIELD.
THAT'S WHY WE WANTED TO DO THE

THE FIELD.
THAT'S WHY WE WANTED TO DO THE
HIGH PITCHED SCREAM FOR YOU.

THAT'S WHY WE WANTED TO DO THE
HIGH PITCHED SCREAM FOR YOU.
>> WE HELPED HIM AFTER WE SCORED

HIGH PITCHED SCREAM FOR YOU.
>> WE HELPED HIM AFTER WE SCORED
ALL OUR RUNS.

>> WE HELPED HIM AFTER WE SCORED
ALL OUR RUNS.
>> OF COURSE.

ALL OUR RUNS.
>> OF COURSE.
OF COURSE YOU DID.

>> OF COURSE.
OF COURSE YOU DID.
I REMEMBER DOING A.D.R. FOR THAT

OF COURSE YOU DID.
I REMEMBER DOING A.D.R. FOR THAT
EPISODE, IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU

I REMEMBER DOING A.D.R. FOR THAT
EPISODE, IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU
GUYS WERE LIKE SCREAM AS HIGH

EPISODE, IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU
GUYS WERE LIKE SCREAM AS HIGH
PITCHED AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG

GUYS WERE LIKE SCREAM AS HIGH
PITCHED AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG
AS YOU CAN.

PITCHED AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG
AS YOU CAN.
>> KALER, HOW ARE YOUR STEEL

AS YOU CAN.
>> KALER, HOW ARE YOUR STEEL
DRUM SKILLS IN REAL LIFE?

>> KALER, HOW ARE YOUR STEEL
DRUM SKILLS IN REAL LIFE?
>> I WATCHED A BUDDY RICH VIDEO

DRUM SKILLS IN REAL LIFE?
>> I WATCHED A BUDDY RICH VIDEO
OR TWO, TEARING IT UP.

>> I WATCHED A BUDDY RICH VIDEO
OR TWO, TEARING IT UP.
IT WAS FUNNY, WHEN WE SHOT IT, I

OR TWO, TEARING IT UP.
IT WAS FUNNY, WHEN WE SHOT IT, I
WAS LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

IT WAS FUNNY, WHEN WE SHOT IT, I
WAS LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I COULDN'T KEEP A RHYTHM.

WAS LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I COULDN'T KEEP A RHYTHM.
AND THEN I SAW THE CUT AND I WAS

I COULDN'T KEEP A RHYTHM.
AND THEN I SAW THE CUT AND I WAS
LIKE OH, THEY FOUND THE COUPLE

AND THEN I SAW THE CUT AND I WAS
LIKE OH, THEY FOUND THE COUPLE
OF CLIPS HERE AND THERE WHERE

LIKE OH, THEY FOUND THE COUPLE
OF CLIPS HERE AND THERE WHERE
THEY WERE LIKE, I THINK HE MIGHT

OF CLIPS HERE AND THERE WHERE
THEY WERE LIKE, I THINK HE MIGHT
BE IN RHYTHM OF THIS ONE.

THEY WERE LIKE, I THINK HE MIGHT
BE IN RHYTHM OF THIS ONE.
>> BEAUTY OF EDITING.

BE IN RHYTHM OF THIS ONE.
>> BEAUTY OF EDITING.
MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

>> BEAUTY OF EDITING.
MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.
THE WHOLE SCENE WITH MARCUS WHEN

MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.
THE WHOLE SCENE WITH MARCUS WHEN
HE HAS THE YUKE LELIE, I LOVE

THE WHOLE SCENE WITH MARCUS WHEN
HE HAS THE YUKE LELIE, I LOVE
IT.

HE HAS THE YUKE LELIE, I LOVE
IT.
>> YOU ALSO PLAY A GREAT

IT.
>> YOU ALSO PLAY A GREAT
ASSHOLE.

>> YOU ALSO PLAY A GREAT
ASSHOLE.
I HAVE TO SAY.

ASSHOLE.
I HAVE TO SAY.
>> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'VE

I HAVE TO SAY.
>> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'VE
EVER WORKED.

>> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'VE
EVER WORKED.
ANY TIME I DO WORK, PEOPLE ARE

EVER WORKED.
ANY TIME I DO WORK, PEOPLE ARE
LIKE YOU'RE NOT ACTING.

ANY TIME I DO WORK, PEOPLE ARE
LIKE YOU'RE NOT ACTING.
YOU'RE BEING YOURSELF.

LIKE YOU'RE NOT ACTING.
YOU'RE BEING YOURSELF.
I GO, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY

YOU'RE BEING YOURSELF.
I GO, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY
YELL ACTION I'M JUST A DICK AND

I GO, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY
YELL ACTION I'M JUST A DICK AND
MOVE ON FROM THERE.

YELL ACTION I'M JUST A DICK AND
MOVE ON FROM THERE.
IT'S SIMPLE.

MOVE ON FROM THERE.
IT'S SIMPLE.
>> KALER, THANK YOU FOR JOINING

IT'S SIMPLE.
>> KALER, THANK YOU FOR JOINING
US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.

>> KALER, THANK YOU FOR JOINING
US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
WHEN WE COME BACK, KEVIN AND I

US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
WHEN WE COME BACK, KEVIN AND I
DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL DUET YOU

WHEN WE COME BACK, KEVIN AND I
DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL DUET YOU
HEARD AT THE END OF EPISODE TWO,

DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL DUET YOU
HEARD AT THE END OF EPISODE TWO,
"FIRE IN SEX TOWN."

HEARD AT THE END OF EPISODE TWO,
"FIRE IN SEX TOWN."
BE R

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>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
BEFORE WE GO, WE WANT TO TALK A

>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
BEFORE WE GO, WE WANT TO TALK A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MUSE NICK

BEFORE WE GO, WE WANT TO TALK A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MUSE NICK
EPISODE 202.

LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MUSE NICK
EPISODE 202.
A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC IN THERE.

EPISODE 202.
A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC IN THERE.
A LOT OF DIFFERENT GENRE.

A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC IN THERE.
A LOT OF DIFFERENT GENRE.
OUR COMPOSER IS JASON AKANA, HE

A LOT OF DIFFERENT GENRE.
OUR COMPOSER IS JASON AKANA, HE
DID SOME ACTION MUSIC, SOME

OUR COMPOSER IS JASON AKANA, HE
DID SOME ACTION MUSIC, SOME
1980'S ROM-COM, SOME CALYPSO

DID SOME ACTION MUSIC, SOME
1980'S ROM-COM, SOME CALYPSO
MUSIC, SOME DANCE MUSIC.

1980'S ROM-COM, SOME CALYPSO
MUSIC, SOME DANCE MUSIC.
ONE OF HE FUN THINGS WE GOT DO

MUSIC, SOME DANCE MUSIC.
ONE OF HE FUN THINGS WE GOT DO
DO WAS THE SIMPLE MINDS SONG,

ONE OF HE FUN THINGS WE GOT DO
DO WAS THE SIMPLE MINDS SONG,
"DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME."

DO WAS THE SIMPLE MINDS SONG,
"DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME."
WE ENVISIONED THIS "BREAKFAST

"DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME."
WE ENVISIONED THIS "BREAKFAST
CLUB" MONTAGE-Y THING AT THE END

WE ENVISIONED THIS "BREAKFAST
CLUB" MONTAGE-Y THING AT THE END
AND REALIZED THE SONG WAS TOO

CLUB" MONTAGE-Y THING AT THE END
AND REALIZED THE SONG WAS TOO
EXPENSIVE FOR US TO DO.

AND REALIZED THE SONG WAS TOO
EXPENSIVE FOR US TO DO.
ALL WE COULD DO WAS BUY HALF HE

EXPENSIVE FOR US TO DO.
ALL WE COULD DO WAS BUY HALF HE
RIGHTS AROUND FIGURED SOMEBODY

ALL WE COULD DO WAS BUY HALF HE
RIGHTS AROUND FIGURED SOMEBODY
HAS TO SING THE SONG.

RIGHTS AROUND FIGURED SOMEBODY
HAS TO SING THE SONG.
THEN WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

HAS TO SING THE SONG.
THEN WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOW ABOUT LEMME AND I SING THE

THEN WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOW ABOUT LEMME AND I SING THE
SONG.

HOW ABOUT LEMME AND I SING THE
SONG.
WHY NOT?

SONG.
WHY NOT?
SO IT'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN

WHY NOT?
SO IT'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN
THE EPISODE, IT'S BEING SUNG BY

SO IT'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN
THE EPISODE, IT'S BEING SUNG BY
THE TWO OF US.

THE EPISODE, IT'S BEING SUNG BY
THE TWO OF US.
>> WE WENT TO JASON'S RECORDING

THE TWO OF US.
>> WE WENT TO JASON'S RECORDING
STUDIO ONE NIGHT AFTER EDITING

>> WE WENT TO JASON'S RECORDING
STUDIO ONE NIGHT AFTER EDITING
AND WE LAID DOWN A TRACK IN THE

STUDIO ONE NIGHT AFTER EDITING
AND WE LAID DOWN A TRACK IN THE
STUDIO.

AND WE LAID DOWN A TRACK IN THE
STUDIO.
>> WE HAD A GREAT TIME.

STUDIO.
>> WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
FUN TO SING THAT SONG TOGETHER.

>> WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
FUN TO SING THAT SONG TOGETHER.
>> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE

FUN TO SING THAT SONG TOGETHER.
>> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS WE HAVE EVER GOT TON DO.

>> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS WE HAVE EVER GOT TON DO.
>> THAT'S THE JOY ABOUT MAKING

THINGS WE HAVE EVER GOT TON DO.
>> THAT'S THE JOY ABOUT MAKING
THIS SHE.

>> THAT'S THE JOY ABOUT MAKING
THIS SHE.
-- THIS SHOW.

THIS SHE.
-- THIS SHOW.
YOU FIGURE THERE'S THINGS YOU

-- THIS SHOW.
YOU FIGURE THERE'S THINGS YOU
WANT TO TRY AND WE GET AN

YOU FIGURE THERE'S THINGS YOU
WANT TO TRY AND WE GET AN
OPPORTUNITY TO.

WANT TO TRY AND WE GET AN
OPPORTUNITY TO.
ALL IN OUR SIMPLE MINDS.

OPPORTUNITY TO.
ALL IN OUR SIMPLE MINDS.
THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.

ALL IN OUR SIMPLE MINDS.
THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.
NEXT WEEK, EPISODE 203, CALLED

THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.
NEXT WEEK, EPISODE 203, CALLED
WHODUNIT?

NEXT WEEK, EPISODE 203, CALLED
WHODUNIT?
THERE'S A MYSTERY IN THE FIRE

WHODUNIT?
THERE'S A MYSTERY IN THE FIRE
STATION WE NEED TO SOLVE.

THERE'S A MYSTERY IN THE FIRE
STATION WE NEED TO SOLVE.
THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE.

STATION WE NEED TO SOLVE.
THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE.
AFTERWARDS WE COME BACK AGAIN

THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE.
AFTERWARDS WE COME BACK AGAIN
FOR "TALKOMA FD" AND OUR GUEST

AFTERWARDS WE COME BACK AGAIN
FOR "TALKOMA FD" AND OUR GUEST
WILL BE MARCUS HENDERSON,

FOR "TALKOMA FD" AND OUR GUEST
WILL BE MARCUS HENDERSON,
GRANVILLE SMITH, AND OUR

WILL BE MARCUS HENDERSON,
GRANVILLE SMITH, AND OUR
COMPOSING, JASON AKANA AND WE'LL

GRANVILLE SMITH, AND OUR
COMPOSING, JASON AKANA AND WE'LL
TALK ABOUT MUSIC HE DOES IN

COMPOSING, JASON AKANA AND WE'LL
TALK ABOUT MUSIC HE DOES IN
EPISODE 203 WHICH IS FANTASTIC.

TALK ABOUT MUSIC HE DOES IN
EPISODE 203 WHICH IS FANTASTIC.
STAY SAFE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY.

EPISODE 203 WHICH IS FANTASTIC.
STAY SAFE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU AGAIN TO EVERYBODY WHO

STAY SAFE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU AGAIN TO EVERYBODY WHO
IS OUT THERE WORKING TO KEEP OUR

THANK YOU AGAIN TO EVERYBODY WHO
IS OUT THERE WORKING TO KEEP OUR
WORLD RUNNING.

IS OUT THERE WORKING TO KEEP OUR
WORLD RUNNING.
WE APPRECIATE IT.

WORLD RUNNING.
WE APPRECIATE IT.
YOU GUYS STAY SAFE TOO.

WE APPRECIATE IT.
YOU GUYS STAY SAFE TOO.
THAT'S IT.

YOU GUYS STAY SAFE TOO.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT, LEMME?

THAT'S IT.
RIGHT, LEMME?
>> WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

RIGHT, LEMME?
>> WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
TUNE IN TO "TACOMA FD" AND

>> WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
TUNE IN TO "TACOMA FD" AND
AFTERWARDS "TALKOMA FD."

TUNE IN TO "TACOMA FD" AND
AFTERWARDS "TALKOMA FD."
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