All language subtitles for tacoma.fd.s02e01.talkoma.aftershow.720p.hdtv.x264-w4f_Subtitles01.ENG

>> HELLO THERE.
WELCOME T.>> APPLAUSE.
OF.

WELCOME T.>> APPLAUSE.
OF.
>> I PLAY CAPTAIN EDDIE.

OF.
>> I PLAY CAPTAIN EDDIE.
>>1 I PLAY CHIEF TERRY.1

>> I PLAY CAPTAIN EDDIE.
>>1 I PLAY CHIEF TERRY.1
>> WE ARE HERE IN SOCIAL

>>1 I PLAY CHIEF TERRY.1
>> WE ARE HERE IN SOCIAL
DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER TO BRING

>> WE ARE HERE IN SOCIAL
DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER TO BRING
YOU THIS WONDERFUL AFTER SHOW.

DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER TO BRING
YOU THIS WONDERFUL AFTER SHOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU THIS WONDERFUL AFTER SHOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAD A GREAT PLAN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAD A GREAT PLAN.
THEYF WERE GOING TO DO IT IN THE

WE HAD A GREAT PLAN.
THEYF WERE GOING TO DO IT IN THE
STUDIO WITH GUESTS, CREW AND

THEYF WERE GOING TO DO IT IN THE
STUDIO WITH GUESTS, CREW AND
STUFF, BUT DIDN'T WORK OUT, DID

STUDIO WITH GUESTS, CREW AND
STUFF, BUT DIDN'T WORK OUT, DID
IT?

STUFF, BUT DIDN'T WORK OUT, DID
IT?
>> NO.

IT?
>> NO.
>> THAT'S OKAY.

>> NO.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
WE'RE HERE FOR EVERYONE, HERE TO

>> THAT'S OKAY.
WE'RE HERE FOR EVERYONE, HERE TO
TALK ABOUT THE SHOW EVERYONE

WE'RE HERE FOR EVERYONE, HERE TO
TALK ABOUT THE SHOW EVERYONE
JUST WATCHED.

TALK ABOUT THE SHOW EVERYONE
JUST WATCHED.
>> WE'RE DOING IT IN OUR HOUSES,

JUST WATCHED.
>> WE'RE DOING IT IN OUR HOUSES,
SOCIAL DISTANCING.

>> WE'RE DOING IT IN OUR HOUSES,
SOCIAL DISTANCING.
HOW ARE YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING

SOCIAL DISTANCING.
HOW ARE YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING
PRACTICES GOING?

HOW ARE YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING
PRACTICES GOING?
>> PRETTY WELL.

PRACTICES GOING?
>> PRETTY WELL.
ONE THING WE'VE BEEN DOING IS

>> PRETTY WELL.
ONE THING WE'VE BEEN DOING IS
FAMILY HAIRCUTS.

ONE THING WE'VE BEEN DOING IS
FAMILY HAIRCUTS.
>> YEAH.

FAMILY HAIRCUTS.
>> YEAH.
>> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT

>> YEAH.
>> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO GO TO THE BARBER

>> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO GO TO THE BARBER
ANYMORE, OR THE SALON.

ALLOWED TO GO TO THE BARBER
ANYMORE, OR THE SALON.
>>1 YEAH.

ANYMORE, OR THE SALON.
>>1 YEAH.
>> SO WE DID FAMILY HAIRCUTS.

>>1 YEAH.
>> SO WE DID FAMILY HAIRCUTS.
HOW DO I LOOK?

>> SO WE DID FAMILY HAIRCUTS.
HOW DO I LOOK?
>>1 HONESTLY, IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.

HOW DO I LOOK?
>>1 HONESTLY, IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.
>>p REALLY?

>>1 HONESTLY, IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.
>>p REALLY?
>> TURN AROUND.

>>p REALLY?
>> TURN AROUND.
LET EVERYBODY SEE THE BACK OF

>> TURN AROUND.
LET EVERYBODY SEE THE BACK OF
YOUR HEAD.

LET EVERYBODY SEE THE BACK OF
YOUR HEAD.
>> NO, NO.

YOUR HEAD.
>> NO, NO.
>> NO.

>> NO, NO.
>> NO.
TURN AROUND.

>> NO.
TURN AROUND.
LET EVERYBODY SEE THE BACK OF

TURN AROUND.
LET EVERYBODY SEE THE BACK OF
YOUR HEAD.

LET EVERYBODY SEE THE BACK OF
YOUR HEAD.
TYNO.I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING N

YOUR HEAD.
TYNO.I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING N
THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

TYNO.I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING N
THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN

THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN
AROUND.

>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN
AROUND.
OKAY.

AROUND.
OKAY.
TURN AROUND THE OTHER WAY.

OKAY.
TURN AROUND THE OTHER WAY.
OH, THERE IT IS.

TURN AROUND THE OTHER WAY.
OH, THERE IT IS.
THAT'S THE ONE.1

OH, THERE IT IS.
THAT'S THE ONE.1
THAT'S A HARD-LINE YOU GAVE TO

THAT'S THE ONE.1
THAT'S A HARD-LINE YOU GAVE TO
YOURSELF.

THAT'S A HARD-LINE YOU GAVE TO
YOURSELF.
THAT'S NOT A CUT YOU DID TO

je WILDL MIG WIFE DID IT.
>> I CUT MY OWN HAIR.

>> I CUT MY OWN HAIR.
>> I CAN TELL.
>> I DID MESS UP THE

>> I CAN TELL.
>> I DID MESS UP THE
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

>> I DID MESS UP THE
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
IN NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, DO YOU

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
IN NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, DO YOU
ALSO HAVE THE POSTERS OF "TACOMA

IN NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, DO YOU
ALSO HAVE THE POSTERS OF "TACOMA
F.D." UP AT YOUR HOUSE?

ALSO HAVE THE POSTERS OF "TACOMA
F.D." UP AT YOUR HOUSE?
>> THAT'S THE COOLEST I'M EVER

F.D." UP AT YOUR HOUSE?
>> THAT'S THE COOLEST I'M EVER
GOING TO LOOK.

>> THAT'S THE COOLEST I'M EVER
GOING TO LOOK.
THAT'S THE COOLEST I'LL EVER

GOING TO LOOK.
THAT'S THE COOLEST I'LL EVER
LOOK.

THAT'S THE COOLEST I'LL EVER
LOOK.
>> WHERE'S YOUR MUSTACHE, Mot

LOOK.
>> WHERE'S YOUR MUSTACHE, Mot
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD->EOP"

>> WHERE'S YOUR MUSTACHE, Mot
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD->EOP"
POST"TACOMA F.D." THAT WE DON'T

>> DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD->EOP"
POST"TACOMA F.D." THAT WE DON'T
HAVE MUSTACHES?

POST"TACOMA F.D." THAT WE DON'T
HAVE MUSTACHES?
>> WE HAD THESE MADE WHEN WE GOT

HAVE MUSTACHES?
>> WE HAD THESE MADE WHEN WE GOT
THE POSTER.

>> WE HAD THESE MADE WHEN WE GOT
THE POSTER.
DOES lT MAKE MORE SENSE TO

THE POSTER.
DOES lT MAKE MORE SENSE TO
WE WOREF IT AROUND, DIDN'T HAVEA

DOES lT MAKE MORE SENSE TO
WE WOREF IT AROUND, DIDN'T HAVEA
MUSTACHE.

WE WOREF IT AROUND, DIDN'T HAVEA
MUSTACHE.
NOW IT'S DISGUSTING.

MUSTACHE.
NOW IT'S DISGUSTING.
ANYWAY.

NOW IT'S DISGUSTING.
ANYWAY.
THAT'S IT.

ANYWAY.
THAT'S IT.
>> IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR

THAT'S IT.
>> IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR
REAL MUSTACHE.

>> IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR
REAL MUSTACHE.
>>1 WHAT?

REAL MUSTACHE.
>>1 WHAT?
>> THAT'S RESPECTIVELY.

>>1 WHAT?
>> THAT'S RESPECTIVELY.
>> LOOK AT THISá MUSTACHE.

>> THAT'S RESPECTIVELY.
>> LOOK AT THISá MUSTACHE.
>>1 REMEMBER HOW COOL I LOOKED N

>> LOOK AT THISá MUSTACHE.
>>1 REMEMBER HOW COOL I LOOKED N
THE POSTER.

>>1 REMEMBER HOW COOL I LOOKED N
THE POSTER.
THEY AUGMENTED YOUR MUSTACHE TO

THE POSTER.
THEY AUGMENTED YOUR MUSTACHE TO
MAKE YOU LOOK PRESENTABLE.

THEY AUGMENTED YOUR MUSTACHE TO
MAKE YOU LOOK PRESENTABLE.
>> HAVE THEY?

MAKE YOU LOOK PRESENTABLE.
>> HAVE THEY?
>> YEAH.

>> HAVE THEY?
>> YEAH.
>> WE GOT TO MOVE ON.

>> YEAH.
>> WE GOT TO MOVE ON.
WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON TWO.

>> WE GOT TO MOVE ON.
WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON TWO.
YOU WATCHED THE SEASON PREMIERE.

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON TWO.
YOU WATCHED THE SEASON PREMIERE.
THE NEW STORIES THIS1 YEAR.

YOU WATCHED THE SEASON PREMIERE.
THE NEW STORIES THIS1 YEAR.
WE COLLECTED FUN STORIES FROM

THE NEW STORIES THIS1 YEAR.
WE COLLECTED FUN STORIES FROM
FIREFIGHTERS.

WE COLLECTED FUN STORIES FROM
FIREFIGHTERS.
TONIGHT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT

FIREFIGHTERS.
TONIGHT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT
EPISODE ONE, OR IN THEá BUSINES,

TONIGHT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT
EPISODE ONE, OR IN THEá BUSINES,
2.01.

EPISODE ONE, OR IN THEá BUSINES,
2.01.
>> WE ENDED WITH A CLIFF-HANGER,

2.01.
>> WE ENDED WITH A CLIFF-HANGER,
WITH LOLA SHOWING UP AT THE

>> WE ENDED WITH A CLIFF-HANGER,
WITH LOLA SHOWING UP AT THE
HOSPITAL SAYING --

WITH LOLA SHOWING UP AT THE
HOSPITAL SAYING --
>> I'M PREGNANT.

HOSPITAL SAYING --
>> I'M PREGNANT.
>> I'M GLAD I'M NOT, EDDIE.

>> I'M PREGNANT.
>> I'M GLAD I'M NOT, EDDIE.
>> WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT.

>> I'M GLAD I'M NOT, EDDIE.
>> WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT.
>> WE DIDN'T TO DEAL WITH IT,

>> WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT.
>> WE DIDN'T TO DEAL WITH IT,
AND WE WERE TOLD WE HAD TO DEAL

>> WE DIDN'T TO DEAL WITH IT,
AND WE WERE TOLD WE HAD TO DEAL
WITH IT.

AND WE WERE TOLD WE HAD TO DEAL
WITH IT.
>> YEAH.

WITH IT.
>> YEAH.
WE WERE GOING TO SWEEP IT UNDER

>> YEAH.
WE WERE GOING TO SWEEP IT UNDER
THE RUG.

WE WERE GOING TO SWEEP IT UNDER
THE RUG.
>> BECAUSE YOU WERE A RAKISH

THE RUG.
>> BECAUSE YOU WERE A RAKISH
BACHELOR IN THE SHOW WE DIDN'T

>> BECAUSE YOU WERE A RAKISH
BACHELOR IN THE SHOW WE DIDN'T
WANT TO iE YOU A KID, BECAUSE

BACHELOR IN THE SHOW WE DIDN'T
WANT TO iE YOU A KID, BECAUSE
YOU'D BE THE SAME AS ME.

WANT TO iE YOU A KID, BECAUSE
YOU'D BE THE SAME AS ME.
GOT TO GET AROUND THAT.

YOU'D BE THE SAME AS ME.
GOT TO GET AROUND THAT.
>> A LOT OF FRIENDS CAME UP TO

GOT TO GET AROUND THAT.
>> A LOT OF FRIENDS CAME UP TO
ME, SAID THAT'S AWESOME YOU'RE

>> A LOT OF FRIENDS CAME UP TO
ME, SAID THAT'S AWESOME YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE A BABY.1

ME, SAID THAT'S AWESOME YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE A BABY.1
>>k ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

GOING TO HAVE A BABY.1
>>k ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> EDDIE ISN'T GOING TO HAVE A

>>k ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> EDDIE ISN'T GOING TO HAVE A
BABY.

>> EDDIE ISN'T GOING TO HAVE A
BABY.
SOME SIMILARITIES TO WHAT EDDIE

BABY.
SOME SIMILARITIES TO WHAT EDDIE
WAc OING THROUGH, PRACTICING

SOME SIMILARITIES TO WHAT EDDIE
WAc OING THROUGH, PRACTICING
FOR.

WAc OING THROUGH, PRACTICING
FOR.
>>

FOR.
>>
>> IN REAL LIFE, STEVE LEMME WAS

>>
>> IN REAL LIFE, STEVE LEMME WAS
A BACHELOR FOR A LONG TIME.

>> IN REAL LIFE, STEVE LEMME WAS
A BACHELOR FOR A LONG TIME.
IT WAS A WHILE BEFORE STEVE

A BACHELOR FOR A LONG TIME.
IT WAS A WHILE BEFORE STEVE
LEMME HAD KIDS.

IT WAS A WHILE BEFORE STEVE
LEMME HAD KIDS.
HE HAD THEMá AND IT CHANGED HIS

LEMME HAD KIDS.
HE HAD THEMá AND IT CHANGED HIS
WIFE.

HE HAD THEMá AND IT CHANGED HIS
WIFE.
YOU WERE ABLE TO APPLY THAT TO

WIFE.
YOU WERE ABLE TO APPLY THAT TO
EDDIE'S LIFE, RIGHT?

YOU WERE ABLE TO APPLY THAT TO
EDDIE'S LIFE, RIGHT?
>> YES.

EDDIE'S LIFE, RIGHT?
>> YES.
THE BIGGEST CHANGE -- IT WAS

>> YES.
THE BIGGEST CHANGE -- IT WAS
STEREOTYPICAL.

THE BIGGEST CHANGE -- IT WAS
STEREOTYPICAL.
I USED TO:X3 HAVE A CONVERTIBLE

STEREOTYPICAL.
I USED TO:X3 HAVE A CONVERTIBLE
SPORTSk CAR.

Dá
DEALERSHIP.

DEALERSHIP.
I WAS BLUE.
THAT WAS SAD.

I WAS BLUE.
THAT WAS SAD.
THEN I GOT A LITTLE FAMILY

THAT WAS SAD.
THEN I GOT A LITTLE FAMILY
WAGON, WHICH IS1 FINE.

THEN I GOT A LITTLE FAMILY
WAGON, WHICH IS1 FINE.
I'M A FAMILY MAN.

WAGON, WHICH IS1 FINE.
I'M A FAMILY MAN.
I STARTED TO FEATHER THE NEST.

I'M A FAMILY MAN.
I STARTED TO FEATHER THE NEST.
THE BIGá1 THING IS STOPPED

I STARTED TO FEATHER THE NEST.
THE BIGá1 THING IS STOPPED
SLEEPING IN THE NUDE.

THE BIGá1 THING IS STOPPED
SLEEPING IN THE NUDE.
>> YOU WERE A NUDE SLEEPER?

SLEEPING IN THE NUDE.
>> YOU WERE A NUDE SLEEPER?
>> I WAS A NUDE SLEEPER.

>> YOU WERE A NUDE SLEEPER?
>> I WAS A NUDE SLEEPER.
I LOVE FREE-WHEELING IT.

>> I WAS A NUDE SLEEPER.
I LOVE FREE-WHEELING IT.
IN A CRISIS, LIKE WE LIVE IN LOS

I LOVE FREE-WHEELING IT.
IN A CRISIS, LIKE WE LIVE IN LOS
ANGELES, THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE,

IN A CRISIS, LIKE WE LIVE IN LOS
ANGELES, THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE,
OR JUST EVEN CRY THE

ANGELES, THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE,
OR JUST EVEN CRY THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I COULDN'T

OR JUST EVEN CRY THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I COULDN'T
GET UP NAKED AND, LIKE, TAKE THE

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I COULDN'T
GET UP NAKED AND, LIKE, TAKE THE
TIME TO PUT ON MY CLOTHES AND

GET UP NAKED AND, LIKE, TAKE THE
TIME TO PUT ON MY CLOTHES AND
THEN GO DEAL WU11 IT.

TIME TO PUT ON MY CLOTHES AND
THEN GO DEAL WU11 IT.
THE FIRST THING I DECIDED TO DO

THEN GO DEAL WU11 IT.
THE FIRST THING I DECIDED TO DO
WAS SLEEP WITH MY PAJAMAS AROUND

THE FIRST THING I DECIDED TO DO
WAS SLEEP WITH MY PAJAMAS AROUND
MY ANKL6

WAS SLEEP WITH MY PAJAMAS AROUND
MY ANKL6
>> YEAH.

MY ANKL6
>> YEAH.
>> SO I COULD BE NUDE, GET OUT

>> YEAH.
>> SO I COULD BE NUDE, GET OUT
OF BED, PULL MY PAJAMA PANTS UP1

>> SO I COULD BE NUDE, GET OUT
OF BED, PULL MY PAJAMA PANTS UP1
I ALSO LIKE TO SPREAD OUT.

OF BED, PULL MY PAJAMA PANTS UP1
I ALSO LIKE TO SPREAD OUT.
>> SPREAD EAGLE, BRO.

I ALSO LIKE TO SPREAD OUT.
>> SPREAD EAGLE, BRO.
>> IN BED.

>> SPREAD EAGLE, BRO.
>> IN BED.
I COULDN'T OPEN MY LEGS VERY

>> IN BED.
I COULDN'T OPEN MY LEGS VERY
MUCH.á

I COULDN'T OPEN MY LEGS VERY
MUCH.á
ONE TIME, I WAS HALF ASLEEP,

MUCH.á
ONE TIME, I WAS HALF ASLEEP,
FELL OVER, AND BIFFED, SO HE

ONE TIME, I WAS HALF ASLEEP,
FELL OVER, AND BIFFED, SO HE
RESIGNED TO PUTTING ON MY PANTS.

FELL OVER, AND BIFFED, SO HE
RESIGNED TO PUTTING ON MY PANTS.
>> I'M PRACTICING WEARING

RESIGNED TO PUTTING ON MY PANTS.
>> I'M PRACTICING WEARING
UNDERWEAR.

>> I'M PRACTICING WEARING
UNDERWEAR.
>> YOU SLEEP NUDE IN THE STATION

UNDERWEAR.
>> YOU SLEEP NUDE IN THE STATION
EVERY NIGHT.

>> YOU SLEEP NUDE IN THE STATION
EVERY NIGHT.
>> YEAH.

EVERY NIGHT.
>> YEAH.
BUT NOW I'M Aká DAD.

>> YEAH.
BUT NOW I'M Aká DAD.
>> I GET IT, MAN.

BUT NOW I'M Aká DAD.
>> I GET IT, MAN.
BEING A1 FATHER IS HARD.

>> I GET IT, MAN.
BEING A1 FATHER IS HARD.
>> MAYBE FORp YOU IT IS.

BEING A1 FATHER IS HARD.
>> MAYBE FORp YOU IT IS.
>.>> THE OTHER PLOT THAT HAPPEND

>> MAYBE FORp YOU IT IS.
>.>> THE OTHER PLOT THAT HAPPEND
IN THIS THING IS THE GAMBLING

>.>> THE OTHER PLOT THAT HAPPEND
IN THIS THING IS THE GAMBLING
PLOT.

IN THIS THING IS THE GAMBLING
PLOT.
>> JUST DEAL.

PLOT.
>> JUST DEAL.
>> ANTE UP, EVERYBODY.

>> JUST DEAL.
>> ANTE UP, EVERYBODY.
>4 WE'VE HEARD FROM VARIOUS

>> ANTE UP, EVERYBODY.
>4 WE'VE HEARD FROM VARIOUS
FIREFIGHTERS THAT GAMBLING IS A

>4 WE'VE HEARD FROM VARIOUS
FIREFIGHTERS THAT GAMBLING IS A
BIG PART OF FIREHOUSE LIFE.

FIREFIGHTERS THAT GAMBLING IS A
BIG PART OF í8 THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY GAMBLE ON EVERYTHING.

THEY GAMBLE ON EVERYTHING.
>> IF THERE'S RAINDROPS ROLLING
DOWN THE WINDOW, THEY WILv

>> IF THERE'S RAINDROPS ROLLING
DOWN THE WINDOW, THEY WILv
GAMBLE ON WHICH RAINDROP WILL

DOWN THE WINDOW, THEY WILv
GAMBLE ON WHICH RAINDROP WILL
WIN.

GAMBLE ON WHICH RAINDROP WILL
WIN.
THEY GAMBLE ON EVERYTHING.

WIN.
THEY GAMBLE ON EVERYTHING.
IT'S1 GOTTEN GUYS IN TROUBLE.

THEY GAMBLE ON EVERYTHING.
IT'S1 GOTTEN GUYS IN TROUBLE.
SOMETIMES GUYS HAVE TO SHUT DOWN

IT'S1 GOTTEN GUYS IN TROUBLE.
SOMETIMES GUYS HAVE TO SHUT DOWN
THE GAMBLING, BECAUSE GUYS ARE

SOMETIMES GUYS HAVE TO SHUT DOWN
THE GAMBLING, BECAUSE GUYS ARE
BETTING THEIR PAYCHECKS AND

THE GAMBLING, BECAUSE GUYS ARE
BETTING THEIR PAYCHECKS AND
LOSING THEIR CARS.

BETTING THEIR PAYCHECKS AND
LOSING THEIR CARS.
>> GAMBLING HAS BECOME RAMPANT

LOSING THEIR CARS.
>> GAMBLING HAS BECOME RAMPANT
IN THE STATION.

>> GAMBLING HAS BECOME RAMPANT
IN THE STATION.
FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE, I'M

IN THE STATION.
FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE, I'M
BANNING GAMBLING INDEFINITELY.

FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE, I'M
BANNING GAMBLING INDEFINITELY.
>> WE DEFINITELY WANTED TO MAKE

BANNING GAMBLING INDEFINITELY.
>> WE DEFINITELY WANTED TO MAKE
THAT AN EPISODE.

>> WE DEFINITELY WANTED TO MAKE
THAT AN EPISODE.
WE USED THEIR1 STORIES, YOU KNO.

THAT AN EPISODE.
WE USED THEIR1 STORIES, YOU KNO.
THE BABY POOL, SUPER ELABORATE

WE USED THEIR1 STORIES, YOU KNO.
THE BABY POOL, SUPER ELABORATE
BABY POOLS WHEN GUYS HAVE IT.

THE BABY POOL, SUPER ELABORATE
BABY POOLS WHEN GUYS HAVE IT.
MEATBALL ROULETTE, A GAME WE PUT

BABY POOLS WHEN GUYS HAVE IT.
MEATBALL ROULETTE, A GAME WE PUT
IN THERE, A GAME WE WERE TOLD BY

MEATBALL ROULETTE, A GAME WE PUT
IN THERE, A GAME WE WERE TOLD BY
REF.

IN THERE, A GAME WE WERE TOLD BY
REF.
THINGS LIKE PING-PONG, VIDEO

REF.
THINGS LIKE PING-PONG, VIDEO
GAMES, TRYING TO MAKE THE CHIEF

THINGS LIKE PING-PONG, VIDEO
GAMES, TRYING TO MAKE THE CHIEF
YELL.

GAMES, TRYING TO MAKE THE CHIEF
YELL.
>> AND MAKING YOU YELL IS

YELL.
>> AND MAKING YOU YELL IS
SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW,

>> AND MAKING YOU YELL IS
SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW,
EVERYBODY WHO1 KNOWS OUR LIVES S

SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW,
EVERYBODY WHO1 KNOWS OUR LIVES S
BROKEN LIZARD, OUR LIVES IN

EVERYBODY WHO1 KNOWS OUR LIVES S
BROKEN LIZARD, OUR LIVES IN
COLLEGE, MAKING YOU DEBRIS IS A.

BROKEN LIZARD, OUR LIVES IN
COLLEGE, MAKING YOU DEBRIS IS A.
WE CALL IT POKING THE BEAR, AND

COLLEGE, MAKING YOU DEBRIS IS A.
WE CALL IT POKING THE BEAR, AND
WE LIKE TO CYMA MAD WE CAN MAKE

WE CALL IT POKING THE BEAR, AND
WE LIKE TO CYMA MAD WE CAN MAKE
YOU.

WE LIKE TO CYMA MAD WE CAN MAKE
YOU.
>> IT'S A MATTER OF WHEN I WILL

YOU.
>> IT'S A MATTER OF WHEN I WILL
SNAP?

>> IT'S A MATTER OF WHEN I WILL
SNAP?
>> YEAH.

SNAP?
>> YEAH.
AND YOU DO SNAP.

>> YEAH.
AND YOU DO SNAP.
>> I'M HUMAN.

AND YOU DO SNAP.
>> I'M HUMAN.
>> YOU ARE HUMAN.

>> I'M HUMAN.
>> YOU ARE HUMAN.
THAT'S THE GAMBLING.

>> YOU ARE HUMAN.
THAT'S THE GAMBLING.
>> SURE.

THAT'S THE GAMBLING.
>> SURE.
hGOING TO COMMERCIAL BREAK RIGHT

>> SURE.
hGOING TO COMMERCIAL BREAK RIGHT
NOW.

hGOING TO COMMERCIAL BREAK RIGHT
NOW.
>> WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL

NOW.
>> WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL
BREAK?

>> WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL
BREAK?
>> WE'RE GOING TO A COMMERCIAL/.

BREAK?
>> WE'RE GOING TO A COMMERCIAL/.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THE

>> WE'RE GOING TO A COMMERCIAL/.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THE
DEGENERATE GAMBLER OF THEá

>> WE ARE BACK WITH THE
SPECTACULAR AND FANTASTICALLY
TALENTED HASSIE HARRISON.

SPECTACULAR AND FANTASTICALLY
TALENTED HASSIE HARRISON.
>> ARE THERE ANY NICKNAMES YOU

TALENTED HASSIE HARRISON.
>> ARE THERE ANY NICKNAMES YOU
LIKE TO CALL HER?

>> ARE THERE ANY NICKNAMES YOU
LIKE TO CALL HER?
>> I CALL HER HASSHOLE.

LIKE TO CALL HER?
>> I CALL HER HASSHOLE.
>> OKAY.

>> I CALL HER HASSHOLE.
>> OKAY.
>> HE DOES.

>> OKAY.
>> HE DOES.
HE DOES11 CALL ME HASSHOLE.

>> HE DOES.
HE DOES11 CALL ME HASSHOLE.
I'M IN A VULNERABLE PLACE, WHERE

HE DOES11 CALL ME HASSHOLE.
I'M IN A VULNERABLE PLACE, WHERE
-pHIRD GRADERS CALLED ME, BULLID

I'M IN A VULNERABLE PLACE, WHERE
-pHIRD GRADERS CALLED ME, BULLID
ME,á AND HE JUST CHUCKLED AND

-pHIRD GRADERS CALLED ME, BULLID
ME,á AND HE JUST CHUCKLED AND
CHUCKLED AND TEARS CAME OUT OF

ME,á AND HE JUST CHUCKLED AND
CHUCKLED AND TEARS CAME OUT OF
HIS EYES.

CHUCKLED AND TEARS CAME OUT OF
HIS EYES.
HE'S BASICALLY ONLY CALLED ME

HIS EYES.
HE'S BASICALLY ONLY CALLED ME
HASSHOLE SINCE THEN.

HE'S BASICALLY ONLY CALLED ME
HASSHOLE SINCE THEN.
>> LEMME, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER

HASSHOLE SINCE THEN.
>> LEMME, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER
YOU'RE MESSING WITH, MY NIECE.

>> LEMME, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER
YOU'RE MESSING WITH, MY NIECE.
>> I'M WELCOMING HER TO THE

YOU'RE MESSING WITH, MY NIECE.
>> I'M WELCOMING HER TO THE
WORLD OF TOUGH LOVE.

>> I'M WELCOMING HER TO THE
WORLD OF TOUGH LOVE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO READ

WORLD OF TOUGH LOVE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO READ
THERE?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO READ
THERE?
>> THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.

THERE?
>> THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
>>á THAT'S FINE, WHATEVER.

>> THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
>>á THAT'S FINE, WHATEVER.
THAT'S ME.

>>á THAT'S FINE, WHATEVER.
THAT'S ME.
THAT'S HIGH AM.

THAT'S ME.
THAT'S HIGH AM.
>> HASSIE, WHERE ARE YOU?

THAT'S HIGH AM.
>> HASSIE, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> AUSTIN, TEXAS.

>> HASSIE, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> AUSTIN, TEXAS.
>> ARE YOU SELF-QUARANTINED?

>> AUSTIN, TEXAS.
>> ARE YOU SELF-QUARANTINED?
>> I'M DEFINITELY

>> ARE YOU SELF-QUARANTINED?
>> I'M DEFINITELY
SELF-QUARANTINED.

>> I'M DEFINITELY
SELF-QUARANTINED.
CAS JUST -- I WAS WITH MY

SELF-QUARANTINED.
CAS JUST -- I WAS WITH MY
FAMILY.

CAS JUST -- I WAS WITH MY
FAMILY.
THEN FOUND OUT I HAD BEEN

FAMILY.
THEN FOUND OUT I HAD BEEN
EXPOSED TO PEOPLE WHO TESTED

THEN FOUND OUT I HAD BEEN
EXPOSED TO PEOPLE WHO TESTED
POSITIVE FOR COVID.

EXPOSED TO PEOPLE WHO TESTED
POSITIVE FOR COVID.
SO I CAME DOWN TO SELF-ISOLATE

POSITIVE FOR COVID.
SO I CAME DOWN TO SELF-ISOLATE
AND KEEP THE PEOPLE I LOVE SAFE.

SO I CAME DOWN TO SELF-ISOLATE
AND KEEP THE PEOPLE I LOVE SAFE.
>> HASSIE, YOU'RE THE ACTUAL

AND KEEP THE PEOPLE I LOVE SAFE.
>> HASSIE, YOU'RE THE ACTUAL
STAR OF THE SHOW.

>> HASSIE, YOU'RE THE ACTUAL
STAR OF THE SHOW.
HERE'S1 THE DEAL.

STAR OF THE SHOW.
HERE'S1 THE DEAL.
IT'S A BI1 WONKY, BUT WHEN A TV

HERE'S1 THE DEAL.
IT'S A BI1 WONKY, BUT WHEN A TV
SHOW IS MADE IT'S THE CHARACTER

IT'S A BI1 WONKY, BUT WHEN A TV
SHOW IS MADE IT'S THE CHARACTER
THAT COMES IN TO THE EXISTING

SHOW IS MADE IT'S THE CHARACTER
THAT COMES IN TO THE EXISTING
WORLD, THE EYES INTO THE WORLD,

THAT COMES IN TO THE EXISTING
WORLD, THE EYES INTO THE WORLD,
THAT'S YOUR LEAD CHARACTER, AND

WORLD, THE EYES INTO THE WORLD,
THAT'S YOUR LEAD CHARACTER, AND
THAT'S ACTUALLY YOU.

THAT'S YOUR LEAD CHARACTER, AND
THAT'S ACTUALLY YOU.
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO YOUR1 ENTRY

THAT'S ACTUALLY YOU.
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO YOUR1 ENTRY
INTO OUR SERIES WAS SUPPOSED TO

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO YOUR1 ENTRY
INTO OUR SERIES WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE THE FIRST EPISODE, AND THE

INTO OUR SERIES WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE THE FIRST EPISODE, AND THE
NETWORK WANTED TO MAKE IT THE

BE THE FIRST EPISODE, AND THE
NETWORK WANTED TO MAKE IT THE
THIRD EPISODE TO ESTABLISH THE

NETWORK WANTED TO MAKE IT THE
THIRD EPISODE TO ESTABLISH THE
BOYS CLUB.

THIRD EPISODE TO ESTABLISH THE
BOYS CLUB.
>> HASS, Z YOU LIKE ACTING IN A

BOYS CLUB.
>> HASS, Z YOU LIKE ACTING IN A
SHOW WHERE YOU'RE THE ONLY

>> HASS, Z YOU LIKE ACTING IN A
SHOW WHERE YOU'RE THE ONLY
FEMALE CHARACTER?

SHOW WHERE YOU'RE THE ONLY
FEMALE CHARACTER?
>> WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME

FEMALE CHARACTER?
>> WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
OTHERS.

>> WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
OTHERS.
NO, YOU GUYS, IT'S SO1 FUN.

OTHERS.
NO, YOU GUYS, IT'S SO1 FUN.
I FEEL I HAVE FOUR BROTHERS NOW.

NO, YOU GUYS, IT'S SO1 FUN.
I FEEL I HAVE FOUR BROTHERS NOW.
I HAD THREE SISTERS.

I FEEL I HAVE FOUR BROTHERS NOW.
I HAD THREE SISTERS.
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD

I HAD THREE SISTERS.
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD
BE LIKE TO HAVE BROTHERS.

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD
BE LIKE TO HAVE BROTHERS.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO.

BE LIKE TO HAVE BROTHERS.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO.
>>k I VIEW YOU MORE AS MY NIECE.

NOW I DON'T HAVE TO.
>>k I VIEW YOU MORE AS MY NIECE.
>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

>>k I VIEW YOU MORE AS MY NIECE.
>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> AIM SO PROFESSIONAL.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> AIM SO PROFESSIONAL.
I'M IN CHARACTER ALL THE TIME.

>> AIM SO PROFESSIONAL.
I'M IN CHARACTER ALL THE TIME.
>> YEAH, DO FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS

I'M IN CHARACTER ALL THE TIME.
>> YEAH, DO FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS
REACH OUT TO YOU AT ALL?

>> YEAH, DO FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS
REACH OUT TO YOU AT ALL?
>> YEAH.

REACH OUT TO YOU AT ALL?
>> YEAH.
I MEAN, HONESTLY, IT'S BEEN

>> YEAH.
I MEAN, HONESTLY, IT'S BEEN
GREAT.

I MEAN, HONESTLY, IT'S BEEN
GREAT.
I'VE BEEN HIT UP BY A LOT OF

GREAT.
I'VE BEEN HIT UP BY A LOT OF
FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS ON INSTAGRAM

I'VE BEEN HIT UP BY A LOT OF
FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS ON INSTAGRAM
AND TWITTER.

FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS ON INSTAGRAM
AND TWITTER.
THEY'RE SO BAD ASS.

AND TWITTER.
THEY'RE SO BAD ASS.
>> THEY ARE TOUGH.

THEY'RE SO BAD ASS.
>> THEY ARE TOUGH.
THEY'RE SUPER TOUGH.1

>> THEY ARE TOUGH.
THEY'RE SUPER TOUGH.1
THEY'RE MUCH TOUGHER THAN WE

THEY'RE SUPER TOUGH.1
THEY'RE MUCH TOUGHER THAN WE
ARE.

THEY'RE MUCH TOUGHER THAN WE
ARE.
>> WHEN WE WENT UP TO TACOMA TO

ARE.
>> WHEN WE WENT UP TO TACOMA TO
PREVIEW THE TV SHOW FOR THE REAL

>> WHEN WE WENT UP TO TACOMA TO
PREVIEW THE TV SHOW FOR THE REAL
TACOMA FIRE DEPARTMENT, THE

PREVIEW THE TV SHOW FOR THE REAL
TACOMA FIRE DEPARTMENT, THE
FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS HOISTED US

TACOMA FIRE DEPARTMENT, THE
FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS HOISTED US
UP INTO THE AIR.

FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS HOISTED US
UP INTO THE AIR.
IT'S EASY TO PICK ME UP.

UP INTO THE AIR.
IT'S EASY TO PICK ME UP.
I WEIGH 160 POUNDS.

IT'S EASY TO PICK ME UP.
I WEIGH 160 POUNDS.
THEN THEY WERE GOING TO GO FOR

I WEIGH 160 POUNDS.
THEN THEY WERE GOING TO GO FOR
HEFFERNAN.

THEN THEY WERE GOING TO GO FOR
HEFFERNAN.
THEY DID IT.

HEFFERNAN.
THEY DID IT.
>> THEY WERE STRAINING A LITTLE

THEY DID IT.
>> THEY WERE STRAINING A LITTLE
BIT, THAT MOMENT WHERE YOU SHAKE

>> THEY WERE STRAINING A LITTLE
BIT, THAT MOMENT WHERE YOU SHAKE
A LITTLE BIT.

BIT, THAT MOMENT WHERE YOU SHAKE
A LITTLE BIT.
>> KEVIN, YOU WERE MAKING THEM

A LITTLE BIT.
>> KEVIN, YOU WERE MAKING THEM
WEAK IN THE KNEES, AS YOU TEND

>> KEVIN, YOU WERE MAKING THEM
WEAK IN THE KNEES, AS YOU TEND
TO DO.

WEAK IN THE KNEES, AS YOU TEND
TO DO.
>> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

TO DO.
>> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
HASSIE, ARE A GAMBLER IN REAL

>> I GUESS THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
HASSIE, ARE A GAMBLER IN REAL
LIFE?

HASSIE, ARE A GAMBLER IN REAL
LIFE?
>> MY DAD IS SUPER AGAINST

LIFE?
>> MY DAD IS SUPER AGAINST
GAMBLING.

>> MY DAD IS SUPER AGAINST
GAMBLING.
THAT AND RIDING MOTORCYCLES ARE,

GAMBLING.
THAT AND RIDING MOTORCYCLES ARE,
LIKE, THINGS1, AND WEARING MY

THAT AND RIDING MOTORCYCLES ARE,
LIKE, THINGS1, AND WEARING MY
SEATBELT.

LIKE, THINGS1, AND WEARING MY
SEATBELT.
HE ALWAYS SAID, HASSIE, DON'T

SEATBELT.
HE ALWAYS SAID, HASSIE, DON'T
GAMBLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS,

HE ALWAYS SAID, HASSIE, DON'T
GAMBLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
BECAUSE IF YOU WIN YOU WIN AND

GAMBLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
BECAUSE IF YOU WIN YOU WIN AND
IF YOU LOSE YOU LOSE.

BECAUSE IF YOU WIN YOU WIN AND
IF YOU LOSE YOU LOSE.
YOU SHOULD ALWAYSk LOSE.

IF YOU LOSE YOU LOSE.
YOU SHOULD ALWAYSk LOSE.
>> ARE A GOOD PING-PONG PLAYER?

YOU SHOULD ALWAYSk LOSE.
>> ARE A GOOD PING-PONG PLAYER?
YOU PLAYED PING-PONG I:úN

J THRIVE.1LJ
IN THE EPISODE, I HAD TO LOSE.

IN THE EPISODE, I HAD TO LOSE.
IT WAS HARD TO LOSE.
>> DID] YOU GROW UP WITH A

IT WAS HARD TO LOSE.
>> DID] YOU GROW UP WITH A
PING-PONG TABLE IN YOURp GARAGE?

>> DID] YOU GROW UP WITH A
PING-PONG TABLE IN YOURp GARAGE?
>> OH, YEAH.

PING-PONG TABLE IN YOURp GARAGE?
>> OH, YEAH.
MY DAD KICKED MY ASS IN EVERY

>> OH, YEAH.
MY DAD KICKED MY ASS IN EVERY
SPORT SINCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.

MY DAD KICKED MY ASS IN EVERY
SPORT SINCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.
I ONLY BEAT HIM IN PING-PONG ONE

SPORT SINCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.
I ONLY BEAT HIM IN PING-PONG ONE
TIME.

I ONLY BEAT HIM IN PING-PONG ONE
TIME.
>> IN THIS EPISODE WE DID

TIME.
>> IN THIS EPISODE WE DID
ANOTHER THING, WHICH ACTRESSES

>> IN THIS EPISODE WE DID
ANOTHER THING, WHICH ACTRESSES
DON'T LOVE.

ANOTHER THING, WHICH ACTRESSES
DON'T LOVE.
THE IDEA WAS AS THE EPISODE WENT

DON'T LOVE.
THE IDEA WAS AS THE EPISODE WENT
ON, WE HAD TO MAKE YOU RUN1 DOW,

THE IDEA WAS AS THE EPISODE WENT
ON, WE HAD TO MAKE YOU RUN1 DOW,
LOOK LIKE IT WAS TAKING ITS TOLL

ON, WE HAD TO MAKE YOU RUN1 DOW,
LOOK LIKE IT WAS TAKING ITS TOLL
ON YOU.

LOOK LIKE IT WAS TAKING ITS TOLL
ON YOU.
HOW DO KFEEL ABOUT THAT?

ON YOU.
HOW DO KFEEL ABOUT THAT?
>> I THINK WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING

HOW DO KFEEL ABOUT THAT?
>> I THINK WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING
IT, I THOUGHT IT WOULD SHOW

>> I THINK WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING
IT, I THOUGHT IT WOULD SHOW
MORE.

IT, I THOUGHT IT WOULD SHOW
MORE.
SURPRISINGLY HAVING JUST SEEN

MORE.
SURPRISINGLY HAVING JUST SEEN
THE EPISODE, I DON'T THINK I

SURPRISINGLY HAVING JUST SEEN
THE EPISODE, I DON'T THINK I
LOOK THAT BAD.

THE EPISODE, I DON'T THINK I
LOOK THAT BAD.
>> YOU'RE TOO GOOD-LOOKING.

LOOK THAT BAD.
>> YOU'RE TOO GOOD-LOOKING.
WE CAN'T MAKE YOU LOOK1 BAD.

>> YOU'RE TOO GOOD-LOOKING.
WE CAN'T MAKE YOU LOOK1 BAD.
THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.

WE CAN'T MAKE YOU LOOK1 BAD.
THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.
>> THERE'S A SCENE WHERE WE HAVE

THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.
>> THERE'S A SCENE WHERE WE HAVE
A HEART-TO-HEART IN THE

>> THERE'S A SCENE WHERE WE HAVE
A HEART-TO-HEART IN THE
BREAKROOM, AND I'M TALKING ABOUT

A HEART-TO-HEART IN THE
BREAKROOM, AND I'M TALKING ABOUT
HOW CRAPPY ANDp TIRED YOU LOOK.

BREAKROOM, AND I'M TALKING ABOUT
HOW CRAPPY ANDp TIRED YOU LOOK.
IN THE FOOTAGE, YOU LOOK

HOW CRAPPY ANDp TIRED YOU LOOK.
IN THE FOOTAGE, YOU LOOK
FANTASTIC.

IN THE FOOTAGE, YOU LOOK
FANTASTIC.
I JUST LOOK OLD AS SHIT.

FANTASTIC.
I JUST LOOK OLD AS SHIT.
[LAUGHTER]

I JUST LOOK OLD AS SHIT.
[LAUGHTER]
EVERYTHING I'M SAYING ABO?YYOU

[LAUGHTER]
EVERYTHING I'M SAYING ABO?YYOU
IS REALLY -- YOU CAN JUST APPLY

EVERYTHING I'M SAYING ABO?YYOU
IS REALLY -- YOU CAN JUST APPLY
IT TO ME.

IS REALLY -- YOU CAN JUST APPLY
IT TO ME.
>> HONEeJ HAVE TO SAY MY

IT TO ME.
>> HONEeJ HAVE TO SAY MY
FAVORITE PART OF THE EPISODE IS

>> HONEeJ HAVE TO SAY MY
FAVORITE PART OF THE EPISODE IS
YOUR JOURNAL ENTRIES, UNCLE

FAVORITE PART OF THE EPISODE IS
YOUR JOURNAL ENTRIES, UNCLE
STEVE.

YOUR JOURNAL ENTRIES, UNCLE
STEVE.
>> THENZ1 NICE.

STEVE.
>> THENZ1 NICE.
THEY'RE HEARTFELT.

>> THENZ1 NICE.
THEY'RE HEARTFELT.
THEY'RE HEARTFELT.11

THEY'RE HEARTFELT.
THEY'RE HEARTFELT.11
WE WENT THROUGH THE CATALOG OF

THEY'RE HEARTFELT.11
WE WENT THROUGH THE CATALOG OF
DUMB IDEAS, AkCAME ACROSS THE

WE WENT THROUGH THE CATALOG OF
DUMB IDEAS, AkCAME ACROSS THE
IDEA OF A DUTCHMAN NAMED

DUMB IDEAS, AkCAME ACROSS THE
IDEA OF A DUTCHMAN NAMED
FIRETON.

IDEA OF A DUTCHMAN NAMED
FIRETON.
WE MADE THATá UP.

FIRETON.
WE MADE THATá UP.
I WROTE DOWN A LIST OF THINGS.

WE MADE THATá UP.
I WROTE DOWN A LIST OF THINGS.
YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND, A FEMALE

I WROTE DOWN A LIST OF THINGS.
YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND, A FEMALE
FRIEND, TCf COMES TO THE

YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND, A FEMALE
FRIEND, TCf COMES TO THE
STATION, RIGHT?

FRIEND, TCf COMES TO THE
STATION, RIGHT?
YOU GET A BOYFRIEND IN THIS

STATION, RIGHT?
YOU GET A BOYFRIEND IN THIS
SEASON.

YOU GET A BOYFRIEND IN THIS
SEASON.
>> YES.

SEASON.
>> YES.
>> YOU GET A NEW VOICE, RIGHT?

>> YES.
>> YOU GET A NEW VOICE, RIGHT?
YOU LOSE YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT,

>> YOU GET A NEW VOICE, RIGHT?
YOU LOSE YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT,
RIGHT?

YOU LOSE YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH.

RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GET A NEW UNIFORM?

>> YEAH.
>> YOU GET A NEW UNIFORM?
>> I DO.

>> YOU GET A NEW UNIFORM?
>> I DO.
I GET A UNIFORM UPGRADE.

>> I DO.
I GET A UNIFORM UPGRADE.
>> YOU GET INJURED ON THE JOB.

I GET A UNIFORM UPGRADE.
>> YOU GET INJURED ON THE JOB.
>> I DO, YEAH.

>> YOU GET INJURED ON THE JOB.
>> I DO, YEAH.
>>1 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LIKE1 LY

>> I DO, YEAH.
>>1 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LIKE1 LY
THIS SEASON.

>>1 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LIKE1 LY
THIS SEASON.
>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

THIS SEASON.
>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
LIKE SEASON TWO IN1 GENERAL.

>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
LIKE SEASON TWO IN1 GENERAL.
I'M SO EXCITED.

LIKE SEASON TWO IN1 GENERAL.
I'M SO EXCITED.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT'S

I'M SO EXCITED.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT'S
MORE HEALING RIGHT NOW FOR

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT'S
MORE HEALING RIGHT NOW FOR
LAUGHTER.

MORE HEALING RIGHT NOW FOR
LAUGHTER.
>> YEAH, AMEN.

LAUGHTER.
>> YEAH, AMEN.
AMEN.

>> YEAH, AMEN.
AMEN.
>> THAT'S A GOOD NOTE TO WRAP IT

AMEN.
>> THAT'S A GOOD NOTE TO WRAP IT
UP ON.

>> THAT'S A GOOD NOTE TO WRAP IT
UP ON.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

UP ON.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
OUR TIME IS UP.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
OUR TIME IS UP.
>> OUR TIME IS UP WITH HASSIE

OUR TIME IS UP.
>> OUR TIME IS UP WITH HASSIE
HARRISON.

>> OUR TIME IS UP WITH HASSIE
HARRISON.
TS FOR TAKING TIME.

HARRISON.
TS FOR TAKING TIME.
>> THANK YOU, GUYS.

TS FOR TAKING TIME.
>> THANK YOU, GUYS.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS FOR

>> THANK YOU, GUYS.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS FOR
GETTING FACETIME TO WORK.]

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS FOR
GETTING FACETIME TO WORK.]
>> ALL RIGHT.

GETTING FACETIME TO WORK.]
>> ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY, COMING UP NEXT, IN

>> ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY, COMING UP NEXT, IN
THE NEXT SEGMENT, WE'LL HAVE OU

EVERYBODY, COMING UP NEXT, IN
THE NEXT SEGMENT, WE'LL HAVE OU
>> WE ARE BACK.

THE NEXT SEGMENT, WE'LL HAVE OU
>> WE ARE BACK.
WE HAVE THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR

>> WE ARE BACK.
WE HAVE THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE HIDEOUS BABY, OUR V.F.X.1

WE HAVE THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE HIDEOUS BABY, OUR V.F.X.1
GURU.

THE HIDEOUS BABY, OUR V.F.X.1
GURU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH AN

GURU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH AN
ITALIAN ACCENT?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH AN
ITALIAN ACCENT?
>> YEAH, THATk WORKS.

ITALIAN ACCENT?
>> YEAH, THATk WORKS.
>> SAY IT HOW YOU SAY IT.

>> YEAH, THATk WORKS.
>> SAY IT HOW YOU SAY IT.
>> WE HAVE A LONG HISTORY,

>> SAY IT HOW YOU SAY IT.
>> WE HAVE A LONG HISTORY,
RIGHT, WITH YOU.

>> WE HAVE A LONG HISTORY,
RIGHT, WITH YOU.
YOU STARTED BACK ON "THE DUKES

RIGHT, WITH YOU.
YOU STARTED BACK ON "THE DUKES
OF HAZZARD."

YOU STARTED BACK ON "THE DUKES
OF HAZZARD."
>> 2004-ISH.

OF HAZZARD."
>> 2004-ISH.
>> RIGHT.

>> 2004-ISH.
>> RIGHT.
THEN WE DID "BEER FEST."

>> RIGHT.
THEN WE DID "BEER FEST."
YOU MADE THAT WHIRLPOOL BEER GO

THEN WE DID "BEER FEST."
YOU MADE THAT WHIRLPOOL BEER GO
DOWN INTO MY MOUTH.

YOU MADE THAT WHIRLPOOL BEER GO
DOWN INTO MY MOUTH.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

DOWN INTO MY MOUTH.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
OF THE I]I DROWNED YOU.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
OF THE I]I DROWNED YOU.
>> WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG

OF THE I]I DROWNED YOU.
>> WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG
TIME.

>> WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG
TIME.
WHEN WE PITCHED YOU TO THE

TIME.
WHEN WE PITCHED YOU TO THE
NETWORK, THEY WERE, LIKE, CAN WE

WHEN WE PITCHED YOU TO THE
NETWORK, THEY WERE, LIKE, CAN WE
SEE A3 REAL -- WE'RE TALKING

NETWORK, THEY WERE, LIKE, CAN WE
SEE A3 REAL -- WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PAINTING OUT A REFLECTION

SEE A3 REAL -- WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PAINTING OUT A REFLECTION
IN THE WINDOW, MAYBE ADDING RAIN

ABOUT PAINTING OUT A REFLECTION
IN THE WINDOW, MAYBE ADDING RAIN
SOME PLACE.

IN THE WINDOW, MAYBE ADDING RAIN
SOME PLACE.
THEY SAID, COULD WE SEE A REEL

SOME PLACE.
THEY SAID, COULD WE SEE A REEL
TO SEE IF HE'S GOOD?

THEY SAID, COULD WE SEE A REEL
TO SEE IF HE'S GOOD?
YOU SENT A 360-DEGREE HELICOPTER

TO SEE IF HE'S GOOD?
YOU SENT A 360-DEGREE HELICOPTER
SHOT OF SKYSCRAPERS COLLAPSING

YOU SENT A 360-DEGREE HELICOPTER
SHOT OF SKYSCRAPERS COLLAPSING
DURING AN EARTHQUAKE.

SHOT OF SKYSCRAPERS COLLAPSING
DURING AN EARTHQUAKE.
>> THEY WERE,Q "OH, OKAY,

DURING AN EARTHQUAKE.
>> THEY WERE,Q "OH, OKAY,
THAT WORKS."

>> THEY WERE,Q "OH, OKAY,
THAT WORKS."
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BABY,

THAT WORKS."
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BABY,
OUR HIDEOUS BABY.

>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BABY,
OUR HIDEOUS BABY.
>> THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I

OUR HIDEOUS BABY.
>> THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I
SHOT WITH YOU GUYS THIS YEAR.

>> THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I
SHOT WITH YOU GUYS THIS YEAR.
>> THEY'VE SEEN JAMIE TAYLOR'S

SHOT WITH YOU GUYS THIS YEAR.
>> THEY'VE SEEN JAMIE TAYLOR'S
HEAD ON A BABY, THE FIRST

>> THEY'VE SEEN JAMIE TAYLOR'S
HEAD ON A BABY, THE FIRST
EPISODE.

HEAD ON A BABY, THE FIRST
EPISODE.
WE WERE ON THE SET OF THAT

EPISODE.
WE WERE ON THE SET OF THAT
HOSPITAL SCENE, AND WE SHOT THE

WE WERE ON THE SET OF THAT
HOSPITAL SCENE, AND WE SHOT THE
BABY.

HOSPITAL SCENE, AND WE SHOT THE
BABY.
THEN WE1 SHOT JIMMY HEAD IN PLAE

BABY.
THEN WE1 SHOT JIMMY HEAD IN PLAE
OF THE BABY.

THEN WE1 SHOT JIMMY HEAD IN PLAE
OF THE BABY.
BASICALLY YOU MARRY THEM, RIGHT?

OF THE BABY.
BASICALLY YOU MARRY THEM, RIGHT?
>> WE DID A PIXEL TRACK OF THE

BASICALLY YOU MARRY THEM, RIGHT?
>> WE DID A PIXEL TRACK OF THE
BABY, MAPPED IT ON THERE, AND

>> WE DID A PIXEL TRACK OF THE
BABY, MAPPED IT ON THERE, AND
THEN IT BECAME A QUESTION OF HOW

BABY, MAPPED IT ON THERE, AND
THEN IT BECAME A QUESTION OF HOW
THEY SHOULD LOOK.

THEN IT BECAME A QUESTION OF HOW
THEY SHOULD LOOK.
HONESTLY THE LITMUS TEST WAS

THEY SHOULD LOOK.
HONESTLY THE LITMUS TEST WAS
EVERYBODY WHO WALKED BY THE

HONESTLY THE LITMUS TEST WAS
EVERYBODY WHO WALKED BY THE
WOMAN DOING THAT AND SAW THE

EVERYBODY WHO WALKED BY THE
WOMAN DOING THAT AND SAW THE
BABY LAUGHED.

WOMAN DOING THAT AND SAW THE
BABY LAUGHED.
>> IT STARTED BEING REALISTIC,

BABY LAUGHED.
>> IT STARTED BEING REALISTIC,
TRYING TO KEEP IT IN THE BOUNDS

>> IT STARTED BEING REALISTIC,
TRYING TO KEEP IT IN THE BOUNDS
OF REALISM.

TRYING TO KEEP IT IN THE BOUNDS
OF REALISM.
I WAS CERTAINLY IN THAT CAMP, I

OF REALISM.
I WAS CERTAINLY IN THAT CAMP, I
FEEL LIKE.

I WAS CERTAINLY IN THAT CAMP, I
FEEL LIKE.
THEN WE STARTED GOING WITH THE

FEEL LIKE.
THEN WE STARTED GOING WITH THE
DEEPFAKE KIND OF LOOK, RIGHT?

THEN WE STARTED GOING WITH THE
DEEPFAKE KIND OF LOOK, RIGHT?
>>á1 RIGHT.

DEEPFAKE KIND OF LOOK, RIGHT?
>>á1 RIGHT.
IF THEY'RE TOO REAL, IT'S

U PUSH IT A LITTLE BI MORE,
BUT IT'S FUNNY AND KIND OF

BUT IT'S FUNNY AND KIND OF
WORKS.
>> I WAS NEVER IN THE REAL CAMP.

WORKS.
>> I WAS NEVER IN THE REAL CAMP.
>> WHEN YOU FIRST SENT THAT

>> I WAS NEVER IN THE REAL CAMP.
>> WHEN YOU FIRST SENT THAT
VERSION, WE WERE ON A CONFERENCE

>> WHEN YOU FIRST SENT THAT
VERSION, WE WERE ON A CONFERENCE
CALL WITH THE NETWORK AND HAD TO

VERSION, WE WERE ON A CONFERENCE
CALL WITH THE NETWORK AND HAD TO
MUTE IT BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING

CALL WITH THE NETWORK AND HAD TO
MUTE IT BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING
SO HARD.

MUTE IT BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING
SO HARD.
UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, WE

SO HARD.
UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, WE
COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING, IT WAS

UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, WE
COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING, IT WAS
SO FUNNY.

COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING, IT WAS
SO FUNNY.
MEANWHILE THE NETWORK EXECUTIVES

SO FUNNY.
MEANWHILE THE NETWORK EXECUTIVES
ARE LEARNING THIS FOR THE FIRST

MEANWHILE THE NETWORK EXECUTIVES
ARE LEARNING THIS FOR THE FIRST
TIME RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE GOING ON

ARE LEARNING THIS FOR THE FIRST
TIME RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE GOING ON
ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS, AND WE

TIME RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE GOING ON
ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS, AND WE
WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF.

ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS, AND WE
WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF.
>> THE OTHER THING, LIKE THOSE

WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF.
>> THE OTHER THING, LIKE THOSE
VIDEOS YOU SEE PEOPLE WATCHING

>> THE OTHER THING, LIKE THOSE
VIDEOS YOU SEE PEOPLE WATCHING
STUFF, HOW THEY REACT.

VIDEOS YOU SEE PEOPLE WATCHING
STUFF, HOW THEY REACT.
IT'S LIKE WE WERE DOING IT

STUFF, HOW THEY REACT.
IT'S LIKE WE WERE DOING IT
REMOTELY.

IT'S LIKE WE WERE DOING IT
REMOTELY.
WE WERE WATCHED INTO THE SOUND

REMOTELY.
WE WERE WATCHED INTO THE SOUND
WITH HIM.

WE WERE WATCHED INTO THE SOUND
WITH HIM.
HE HAS TO DO A VOICE-OVER1 LINE

WITH HIM.
HE HAS TO DO A VOICE-OVER1 LINE
OVER THAT SHOT.

HE HAS TO DO A VOICE-OVER1 LINE
OVER THAT SHOT.
THEo FIRST TIME HE SAW IT, HE WS

OVER THAT SHOT.
THEo FIRST TIME HE SAW IT, HE WS
ON THE MIKE.

THEo FIRST TIME HE SAW IT, HE WS
ON THE MIKE.
THE SHOT CAME UP, AND HE WAS,

ON THE MIKE.
THE SHOT CAME UP, AND HE WAS,
LIKE, WOW.

THE SHOT CAME UP, AND HE WAS,
LIKE, WOW.
THEN WE BROUGHT IN IN JAMIE, AND

LIKE, WOW.
THEN WE BROUGHT IN IN JAMIE, AND
THE FIRST TIME HE SAW IT LAUGHED

THEN WE BROUGHT IN IN JAMIE, AND
THE FIRST TIME HE SAW IT LAUGHED
HIS ASS OFF.

THE FIRST TIME HE SAW IT LAUGHED
HIS ASS OFF.
>> THE COMPROMISE WAS DECIDED TO

HIS ASS OFF.
>> THE COMPROMISE WAS DECIDED TO
TAKE OUT THE TEETH.

>> THE COMPROMISE WAS DECIDED TO
TAKE OUT THE TEETH.
CAN WE TAKE OUT THE TEETH?

TAKE OUT THE TEETH.
CAN WE TAKE OUT THE TEETH?
WE'LL ALLOW THE BABY TO HAVE

CAN WE TAKE OUT THE TEETH?
WE'LL ALLOW THE BABY TO HAVE
STUBBLE AND A CO?E OF

WE'LL ALLOW THE BABY TO HAVE
STUBBLE AND A CO?E OF
BLEMISHES, BUT LET'S TAKE OUT

STUBBLE AND A CO?E OF
BLEMISHES, BUT LET'S TAKE OUT
THE TEETH.

BLEMISHES, BUT LET'S TAKE OUT
THE TEETH.
BY THE WAY, JUST FOR EVERYBODY,

THE TEETH.
BY THE WAY, JUST FOR EVERYBODY,
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN IN

BY THE WAY, JUST FOR EVERYBODY,
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN IN
ENGLISH?

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN IN
ENGLISH?
>> I DON'T KNOW.

ENGLISH?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THIS ONCE.

>> I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THIS ONCE.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I SAY.

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THIS ONCE.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I SAY.
IT'S PIGEON.

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I SAY.
IT'S PIGEON.
>> IT'S PIGEON?

IT'S PIGEON.
>> IT'S PIGEON?
>> IT'S PIGEON.

>> IT'S PIGEON?
>> IT'S PIGEON.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT

>> IT'S PIGEON.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT
OR DON'T LIKE, WE CALL YOU

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT
OR DON'T LIKE, WE CALL YOU
PIGEON.

OR DON'T LIKE, WE CALL YOU
PIGEON.
>> WHAT'S HEFFERNAN?

PIGEON.
>> WHAT'S HEFFERNAN?
>> I'M PRETTY SURE HEFFERNAN DID

>> WHAT'S HEFFERNAN?
>> I'M PRETTY SURE HEFFERNAN DID
THAT, ÷HT?

>> I'M PRETTY SURE HEFFERNAN DID
THAT, ÷HT?
>> YEAH, I THINK SO.

THAT, ÷HT?
>> YEAH, I THINK SO.
>> I'M CREDITED AS THAT IN

>> YEAH, I THINK SO.
>> I'M CREDITED AS THAT IN
BABY-MAKERS.

>> I'M CREDITED AS THAT IN
BABY-MAKERS.
>> YOU'RE ALSO IN THERIP CLUB

BABY-MAKERS.
>> YOU'RE ALSO IN THERIP CLUB
SCENE IN "SUPER TROOPERS"

>> YOU'RE ALSO IN THERIP CLUB
SCENE IN "SUPER TROOPERS"
STANDING BEHIND ROB LOWE."

SCENE IN "SUPER TROOPERS"
STANDING BEHIND ROB LOWE."
>> SAME WITH "THE DUKES OF

STANDING BEHIND ROB LOWE."
>> SAME WITH "THE DUKES OF
HAZZARD."

>> SAME WITH "THE DUKES OF
HAZZARD."
>> IN FACT, ROB LOWE HEARD YOU

HAZZARD."
>> IN FACT, ROB LOWE HEARD YOU
WHISPERING AND CALLED YOU OUT.

>> IN FACT, ROB LOWE HEARD YOU
WHISPERING AND CALLED YOU OUT.
>> PRETENDED TO HEAR ME

WHISPERING AND CALLED YOU OUT.
>> PRETENDED TO HEAR ME
WHISPERING, BECAUSE HE FORGOT

>> PRETENDED TO HEAR ME
WHISPERING, BECAUSE HE FORGOT
HIS LINES.

WHISPERING, BECAUSE HE FORGOT
HIS LINES.
>> OH.

HIS LINES.
>> OH.
>> HE YELLED AT ME.

>> OH.
>> HE YELLED AT ME.
>> ON THAT1 NOTE, PIGEON, OUR

>> HE YELLED AT ME.
>> ON THAT1 NOTE, PIGEON, OUR
TIME IS UP.

>> ON THAT1 NOTE, PIGEON, OUR
TIME IS UP.
>> POOR ROB.

TIME IS UP.
>> POOR ROB.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> POOR ROB.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL KEEP THAT IN THERE.

>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL KEEP THAT IN THERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

WE'LL KEEP THAT IN THERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
NEXT WEEK WE HAVE A SNAKE IN THE

>> THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
NEXT WEEK WE HAVE A SNAKE IN THE
EPISODE.

NEXT WEEK WE HAVE A SNAKE IN THE
EPISODE.
YOU WERE VERY INSTRUMENTAL YET

EPISODE.
YOU WERE VERY INSTRUMENTAL YET
AGAIN IN THAT SNAKE.

YOU WERE VERY INSTRUMENTAL YET
AGAIN IN THAT SNAKE.
APPRECIATE YOUR WORK.

AGAIN IN THAT SNAKE.
APPRECIATE YOUR WORK.
>> WELL, WE HAD A LOT OF HELPV:H

APPRECIATE YOUR WORK.
>> WELL, WE HAD A LOT OF HELPV:H
ALWAYS SETS US UP FOR SUCCESS.

>> WELL, WE HAD A LOT OF HELPV:H
ALWAYS SETS US UP FOR SUCCESS.
>> THAT'S TRUE.

ALWAYS SETS US UP FOR SUCCESS.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> TRUE DAT.

>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> TRUE DAT.
>> STICK AROUND.

>> TRUE DAT.
>> STICK AROUND.
WE'RE

>> WE'RE OUT OF TIME, EVERYONE.
GOES BY FAST, DOESN'T IT, LEMME?
FUN.URE DOES, WHEN YOU'R' HAVING

GOES BY FAST, DOESN'T IT, LEMME?
FUN.URE DOES, WHEN YOU'R' HAVING
>> WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK,

FUN.URE DOES, WHEN YOU'R' HAVING
>> WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK,
AFTER EPISODE TWO, "FIRE AND SEX

>> WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK,
AFTER EPISODE TWO, "FIRE AND SEX
TOWN."

AFTER EPISODE TWO, "FIRE AND SEX
TOWN."
>> WE'RE ON I SET OF "TACOMAá

TOWN."
>> WE'RE ON I SET OF "TACOMAá
F.D."

>> WE'RE ON I SET OF "TACOMAá
F.D."
YOU KNOW THAT, BECAUSE IT'S

F.D."
YOU KNOW THAT, BECAUSE IT'S
SEASON TWO.

YOU KNOW THAT, BECAUSE IT'S
SEASON TWO.
I HAVE A MUSTACHE.

SEASON TWO.
I HAVE A MUSTACHE.
>> THAT'S A FAKE MUSTACHE?

I HAVE A MUSTACHE.
>> THAT'S A FAKE MUSTACHE?
>>1 YEAH.

>> THAT'S A FAKE MUSTACHE?
UM!51 OF.
YOURSELF.

YOURSELF.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
>> THE RESPONSE TO SEASON ONE

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
>> THE RESPONSE TO SEASON ONE
WcsIINCREDIBLE.

>> THE RESPONSE TO SEASON ONE
WcsIINCREDIBLE.
>> IT IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST

WcsIINCREDIBLE.
>> IT IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST
SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF

>> IT IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST
SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF
TELEVISION.

SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF
TELEVISION.
NEVER SEEN IT?

TELEVISION.
NEVER SEEN IT?
>> UH-UH.

NEVER SEEN IT?
>> UH-UH.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>> UH-UH.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> ALL FIREFIGHTERS SAID THIS

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> ALL FIREFIGHTERS SAID THIS
SHOW CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF

>> ALL FIREFIGHTERS SAID THIS
SHOW CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF
STATION LIFE.

SHOW CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF
STATION LIFE.
>> GO TO THE BAR, DRINK SOME

STATION LIFE.
>> GO TO THE BAR, DRINK SOME
SHOTS, AND EARN THE RIGHT TO

>> GO TO THE BAR, DRINK SOME
SHOTS, AND EARN THE RIGHT TO
PEEL YOUR PANSIES.

SHOTS, AND EARN THE RIGHT TO
PEEL YOUR PANSIES.
>>p NOW SEASON TWO.

PEEL YOUR PANSIES.
>>p NOW SEASON TWO.
>> CAN'T WAIT.

>>p NOW SEASON TWO.
>> CAN'T WAIT.
I'M EXCITED1 TO HANG OUT WITH TE

>> CAN'T WAIT.
I'M EXCITED1 TO HANG OUT WITH TE
DUDES, SEE WHAT THEY'VE BEEN OUT

I'M EXCITED1 TO HANG OUT WITH TE
DUDES, SEE WHAT THEY'VE BEEN OUT
TO.

DUDES, SEE WHAT THEY'VE BEEN OUT
TO.
>>1 SEASON TWO HAS MORE LAUGHS.

TO.
>>1 SEASON TWO HAS MORE LAUGHS.
>> THE SCRIPTS ARE SO FUNNY.

>>1 SEASON TWO HAS MORE LAUGHS.
>> THE SCRIPTS ARE SO FUNNY.
>> WE DECIDED TO GET YOUNGER AND

>> THE SCRIPTS ARE SO FUNNY.
>> WE DECIDED TO GET YOUNGER AND
BETTER LOOKING.

>> WE DECIDED TO GET YOUNGER AND
BETTER LOOKING.
>> MORE MALE NUDITY.

BETTER LOOKING.
>> MORE MALE NUDITY.
>> ALSO HAIRPSNESS.

>> MORE MALE NUDITY.
>> ALSO HAIRPSNESS.
>> WE ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF GUEST

>> ALSO HAIRPSNESS.
>> WE ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF GUEST
STARS WE'LL BRING IN THIS

>> WE ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF GUEST
STARS WE'LL BRING IN THIS
SEASON.

STARS WE'LL BRING IN THIS
SEASON.
>> WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE IN

SEASON.
>> WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE IN
SEASON TWO FOR YOU GUYS TO LOVE.

>> WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE IN
SEASON TWO FOR YOU GUYS TO LOVE.
LIKE THIS SEASON IS 13 EPISODES.

SEASON TWO FOR YOU GUYS TO LOVE.
LIKE THIS SEASON IS 13 EPISODES.
THAT'S THREE EXTRA.

LIKE THIS SEASON IS 13 EPISODES.
THAT'S THREE EXTRA.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S THREE EXTRA.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> 90 MORE MINUTES OF "TACOMA

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> 90 MORE MINUTES OF "TACOMA
F.D."

>> 90 MORE MINUTES OF "TACOMA
F.D."
>> EVERYBODY CHECK BACK IN.

F.D."
>> EVERYBODY CHECK BACK IN.
WE'LL BE POSTING BEHIND THE

>> EVERYBODY CHECK BACK IN.
WE'LL BE POSTING BEHIND THE
SCENES STUFF ALL SEASON LONG.

WE'LL BE POSTING BEHIND THE
SCENES STUFF ALL SEASON LONG.
>> WE WOULDN'T BE HERE FOR

SCENES STUFF ALL SEASON LONG.
>> WE WOULDN'T BE HERE FOR
SEASON TWO IF IT WASN'T1 FOR YO.

>> WE WOULDN'T BE HERE FOR
SEASON TWO IF IT WASN'T1 FOR YO.
>> THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING.

SEASON TWO IF IT WASN'T1 FOR YO.
>> THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING.
THERE'S A LOT TO LOOKWARD TO

WE CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOU
CHECK IN WITH US ALL SEASON

CHECK IN WITH US ALL SEASON
LONG.
THE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I

LONG.
THE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I
SAID.

THE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I
SAID.
>> THAT'S A LOOK AT SEASON TWO.

SAID.
>> THAT'S A LOOK AT SEASON TWO.
>> LOOKS FUNNY.

>> THAT'S A LOOK AT SEASON TWO.
>> LOOKS FUNNY.
>> LOOKS DELIGHTFUL.

>> LOOKS FUNNY.
>> LOOKS DELIGHTFUL.
NEXT WEEK, "FIRE IN SEXTOWN."á

>> LOOKS DELIGHTFUL.
NEXT WEEK, "FIRE IN SEXTOWN."á
WE'LL= TO OUR FIRST

NEXT WEEK, "FIRE IN SEXTOWN."á
WE'LL= TO OUR FIRST
RESPONDERS AND EVERYBODY ON THE

WE'LL= TO OUR FIRST
RESPONDERS AND EVERYBODY ON THE
FRONTLINES.

RESPONDERS AND EVERYBODY ON THE
FRONTLINES.
>> THANK YOU GUYS.

FRONTLINES.
>> THANK YOU GUYS.
STAY SAFE.

>> THANK YOU GUYS.
STAY SAFE.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

STAY SAFE.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
>> LEMME, I MISS YOU.

WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
>> LEMME, I MISS YOU.
>> KE, I MISS YOU MORE.

>> LEMME, I MISS YOU.
>> KE, I MISS YOU MORE.
SEE YOU SOON.

>> KE, I MISS YOU MORE.
SEE YOU SOON.
>> ALL RIGHT.