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- Previously on...
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- The basement?
- It's a lower level.
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- The lack of
Ramona's consideration
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is just mind-blowing.
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She's got some [bleep] nerve.
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I just wish I had someone that
could step in and say,
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"I'm gonna make it all better,
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There's nothing carefree
about me anymore.
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I'm not nice to anybody.
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- And if she forgets it,
you just need to turn around
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and bend over. - Oh, my God!
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- Like, do you ever leave, like,
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your little 1%,
Upper East Side bubble, ever?
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- Hi!
- Oh, my God!
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- Christina, lovely to see you.
How are you?
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- Oh, my God,
my other girlfriend. Hi!
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[ cellphone rings ]
Hey, Lori, I'm in the Hamptons.
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- Are you here or are you
sort of here?
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- She just called me.
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- I feel like
we're being ignored.
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- How can you socialize
too much?
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Okay, I'm a single woman.
I need to be social.
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I mean, get over it.
- Just be present with us.
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That'd be great. - I am present.
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- I'm not always right,
but I'm never wrong.
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- I'm no one's accessory.
I'm the whole lifestyle brand.
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- I don't need to find love.
I love myself.
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- I may float like a butterfly,
but I sting like a bitch.
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- Life isn't a fairy tale,
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but I'm hoping mine's
the exception.
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- Raise the curtains,
lower the lights.
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I'm taking center stage
in my life.
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- Oh, my God, Sonja. You've got
the glue all over your face.
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- It... it dries clear. No,
but look at on your forehead.
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I mean, on your forehead...
- Yeah, you just roll it off.
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- Girls, we're not going
to a party, just the vineyard.
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- Look who's talking!
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You're dressed like
you're going to Studio 54!
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- Do we like that
going up like that?
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You can see the shoe more.
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- No. Leave it down.
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You like it down?
- Yes. Absolutely.
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- Having these five women
stay with me,
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I gotta make sure they're not
bored and fighting.
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Children, are you ready?
The little girls. [ giggles ]
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We're first gonna go
to a winery.
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It's just something about
bonding together,
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you know, the beautiful...
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grapes and...
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wine trees,
whatever you call 'em.
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[ laughs ] What are they called?
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- Okay, I'm taking this glue
with me, like Tinsley does.
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Now I know whys
she always has glue.
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- Oh, Luann's at
the chiropractor. That's right.
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- The what?
- The chiropractor.
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Luann...
I was thinking, "Where is she?"
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- Oh, she's not
at the chiropractor.
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She's on a boat right now
somewhere in the mist.
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Surprise, surprise,
Luann woke up this morning
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complaining about her room.
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- Ramona, you got a little
spider issue downstairs,
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by the way. - I do?
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- Yeah. I was brushing my teeth,
and then...
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� The itsy bitsy spider
came down the water spout �
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- Oh, God! [ gasps ]
- She's like, "I need to go
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to the chiropractor."
Wink, wink.
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- Are we all taking this car?
- This is not good.
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Yeah, we'll all fit in.
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- Oh, those shoes are gonna
get wet.
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- Oh, my gosh.
That's a lotta ass on there.
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- You got two... [ laughs ]
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Two mama casitas.
- Yeah. [ laughs ]
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- Okay, girls, we're here!
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Let's just do it.
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- Oh, God, my dress is blowing.
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- Oh, jeez.
- Whoa!
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- It's fabulous.
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- Hey, ladies.
How are you today?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Any questions
about the menu so far?
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- What do most people drink?
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- The Tom and ros� is
the most popular.
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- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- Sure thing.
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- Can I give the merlot?
- Of course.
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- Oh! [ menu thuds ]
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- I mean, I...
- She's having a glass of wine.
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I thought you don't drink.
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- I'm not... I'm not "sober."
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I'm... I'm on my...
I do my own thing.
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I don't consider myself
an alcoholic at all.
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The reason why
I stopped drinking was
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because I didn't like what
it did to my life.
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But that was a long time ago,
and now I've been drinking again
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for the last six months or so,
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and I pick and choose when
I'm gonna drink.
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And... today I'm choosing
to drink.
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We're all on
our own little journey
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and, you know,
we gotta figure it out.
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- Okay, I'll choose
pink, uh, t-tonic.
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- Gin and tonic.
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- Luann can't come.
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- Because she's at her house
having a grand old time.
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I told you. - Uh, "Hey, girls,
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my neck cracked
and still have a headache."
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- Oh, yeah.
- Move on the boat.
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- "Doctor told me take it easy,
sorry, not gonna make it.
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Saving my energy." Okay.
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- On the boat,
having a great time.
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- Doctor said take it easy.
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All right, so we'll
see you later.
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- You know what?
I mean, it's a winery.
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- Okay.
- Right.
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- In what world
would it occur to you
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to invite your friend
that's battling sobriety
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to a winery and act surprised
that she decided not to show up?
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Not a bit riddle, guys.
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- Oh, here come the drinks,
girls.
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- Yay!
- All right!
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- Drinks! Drinks! Drinks!
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- I got Tom and ros�
in a wine glass.
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- Okay, and you know what?
She was...
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Can you bring a wine glass?
- Of course.
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- Because she wants hers
like this.
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- Absolutely. No problem.
- Don't worry.
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Cheers. Leah...
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After 24 hours, we've already
gotten her to drink.
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- But guess what?
The weekend's not over yet.
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We don't know... we don't know
if she'll last.
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- Nervous? Scared?
- No, no, no.
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I'm scared of what happens
when I drink.
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- So are we! [ laughs ]
- So bring it on.
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- All right, so listen,
so I think everyone should share
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a story about something
that makes them vulnerable,
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just to show who you are.
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- This is like
that rose and thorn thing,
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but I always am like...
- No, there's no thorn.
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- ..."What the hell?"
- No, this is real [bleep].
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The way you bond with someone
is to open up,
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not like, "Where do you get
your hair done?"
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or, "Oh, I like your earrings."
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Like, no, what do you feel
inside?
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I had no love from my father.
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I didn't know what
I was coming home to.
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Like, dishes, flying,
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screaming, yelling. - The same.
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- We are the product of
our parents' unresolved issues.
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And we get to be
the mothers we wanna be.
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We get to, like...
- I think I broke the chain.
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- You broke the chain.
We broke her...
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- We all broke the chain.
We broke the chain. We did.
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That's how you get close
to someone.
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That's how
you get to know someone.
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So I'm gonna start first.
Think about it.
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All right, so basically,
I grew up in
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a very destructive household.
- Yes.
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- When I was about 15 years old,
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I didn't know what was gonna
happen with my life.
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And I'd play my music
on the record player
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and I look out the window,
and the clouds in the sky,
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and I would just be thinking,
"Where am I going with my life?"
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- One day, yeah.
- "What is out there for me?"
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- You didn't know how
you were gonna get there.
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- Well, now, years later, I'm
driving home from the Hamptons,
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and all of a sudden,
I flashback.
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- You're there.
- I felt... I felt like
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I was 16 years old.
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Where am I going?
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I don't know where
I'm going with my life.
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I'm being serious.
I don't know where I'm going.
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- I getting goose bumps.
- I'm, like, crying already.
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Like...
- I don't know where I am.
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[ voice breaks ] And I started
crying for my mother.
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I said, "Mommy! Mommy!"
Like, "Help me!"
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- Oh, my God! I didn't think
you were so self-realized!
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I thought you were
avoiding that.
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- No. My mother died, like,
12 years ago,
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and I'm in the car, crying for
my mother like a little kid.
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What's really important
in life is,
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"Do you feel safe with
a person?"
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And I don't have that
in my life, and that's what
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really, really
kind of scares me to the core.
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But, I mean, I don't wanna admit
to it, not even to myself.
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I don't know what I wanna do.
- You're like, "What's next?"
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- Yeah! Thank you!
- Yeah.
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- What's next, mom?
- Yeah. Right.
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- But imagine yourself
in my position,
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not having a child
and having that same feeling.
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That same feeling.
- Well, why don't you share?
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- I don't really know where
I'm going, either.
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But at the same time,
if that's how you're feeling,
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at least you have something
you've, like, done.
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Like, you have a kid.
Like, you can check that off.
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- I know.
- I don't have that.
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- Do you feel lost?
- And all of you guys have that.
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You've checked it off.
- Do you feel lost?
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- Yeah, that's right.
- It's not a thing to check off.
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It's deeper than that.
- You shouldn't be...
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You shouldn't be checking a box.
One of my frustrations with you
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is... 'Cause I do enjoy you,
Tinsley...
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But I do feel like...
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I-I was watching
the Discovery Channel
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the other night.
Don't... Just hear me out,
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then you can be mad at me.
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And they were talking
about icebergs.
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Expect the amazing thing
about an iceberg is,
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as big as and beautiful as it is
on the surface,
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90% of the iceberg is
under the water.
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- Right, I...
- And I sometimes feel like
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we're only seeing the 10%.
It's not because
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we wanna be nosy.
- Like, you have a boyfriend.
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Somebody told me you have
a boyfriend.
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Like, you haven't even
told us yet.
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- I didn't even know about
the new boyfriend!
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- Yeah.
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- Coming up...
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- Right after high school,
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I went to rehab for
three months.
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When my parents came to
come get me, they were like,
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"You're not coming home,
but we did find
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a halfway house for you to
live in that's run by nuns."
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- Like, you have a boyfriend.
I didn't even know about
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the new boyfriend! - Yeah.
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- I started dating this guy,
Bruce, in March.
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He's from Chicago.
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He has three children.
He has two ex-wives.
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The whole thing. - Wow!
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- So it's very different for me
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because I've never
been around children,
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and I pride myself
in the fact that, like,
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I was, like, immediately,
like, able to, like,
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deal with it and, like,
be a part of his family.
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- [ speaks indistinctly ]
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- Ex-wives and the kids.
- That's a lot.
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- We all hung out together.
238
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I mean, this is why I haven't
really talked about him
239
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'cause I don't really know if
this is going to be
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a long-term situation because...
- Right.
241
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- I'm not used to being, like,
one of, like,
242
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an army of people.
- And he's [bleep] selfish!
243
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- Where do I fit in? [ laughs ]
- He's [bleep] selfish.
244
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And he hasn't realized
what a hot...
245
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- Now we're...
This is the iceberg!
246
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- He doesn't... he doesn't realize
what a hot bitch he has.
247
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- Uh-oh!
- And he's taking you
248
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for granted. - Whatever.
249
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So this is what happened,
because I saw Leah,
250
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and we talked about Bruce
a little bit.
251
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- Do you feel like waiting
to see him,
252
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do you feel like
you're wasting time?
253
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- I'm always feeling that way,
254
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that I'm walking through
a relationship with a man
255
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who has three kids, and I
problem won't have my own and...
256
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- Yeah.
- So...
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It's hard.
258
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The problem is that I've had
three different times
259
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in Chicago, whether it was my
birthday or his son's birthday
260
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or another kid's birthday
or his...
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A lot of family was happening,
262
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and I was like... just like,
"I can't deal.
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I need some alone time
with you."
264
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- Of course you do.
That's important.
265
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- But also, he was having
his social life
266
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with his [bleep] friend,
and that's crazy.
267
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- Right, so it was like...
- I mean, that's okay,
268
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but, like, what about
just you and him, right?
269
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- Bruce and I are really not
in the best place.
270
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I mean, I don't really love
being, like,
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number six on the totem pole.
272
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So I just don't think that
I see this really working out.
273
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- That's a [bleep] boy.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
274
00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,461
- But that's not... I mean,
that... [ speaks indistinctly ]
275
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- When you say he's
a [bleep] boy,
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is he a good lover? Not even?
277
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- No. No, a [bleep] boy
is not good.
278
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How do you not know
what that is?
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How do you think
that's something good?
280
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It doesn't even, like,
sound good.
281
00:10:27,819 --> 00:10:30,745
- I appreciate... I appreciate
you sharing it. I appreciate it.
282
00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:34,040
Okay, so, Leah, tell us
something about you.
283
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- Right after high school,
I went to rehab for three months
284
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'cause I was
having some... issues.
285
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And so when my parents came
to come get me
286
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after the three months' rehab,
and then they were like,
287
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"You're not coming home."
288
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- Really?
- What?!
289
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- And I was like, "Well..."
- Can you imagine
290
00:10:47,631 --> 00:10:49,117
telling Hannah,
"You're not coming home"?
291
00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:50,418
- I was a really
[bleep] up teenager.
292
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I put my parents through hell.
293
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My mother was like,
"Hy, we really can't have you
294
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"in the house anymore because
you're disrupting
295
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your brother and sister's life."
296
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And I was like,
"where am I gonna go?"
297
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Like... And they're like,
"We... You're not coming back
298
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"to our house.
We can't have you there.
299
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We don't want you there."
- Whoa!
300
00:11:06,408 --> 00:11:08,211
- Where was home?
- In Connecticut at the time.
301
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,563
They were like,
"You're not coming home..."
302
00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,431
- [ gasps ]
- "...but we did find
303
00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,266
a halfway house for you to
live in that's run by nuns."
304
00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:16,403
And I was like, "You've gotta be
[bleep] kidding me."
305
00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:18,638
So they drove me all the way
to upstate New York
306
00:11:18,662 --> 00:11:21,213
and they drop me off
at this nunnery.
307
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:24,474
And the [bleep] car drove off,
and I remember
308
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,646
the dust was all clouding up,
and I was looking at my feet,
309
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:30,314
like, "What's happening
to my life?" You know?
310
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,276
Now I realize that my mother was
trying to save my life
311
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because she had
to push me out and go,
312
00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,842
"You need to
face the consequences
313
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,274
of all your actions,
all your behaviors."
314
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:42,828
And honestly,
it gave me perseverance
315
00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:45,557
to be like, "I'm starting
my own company.
316
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I'm doing things my way."
317
00:11:47,324 --> 00:11:48,918
Because I've already
been through the worst.
318
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Nothing can get worse.
319
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:51,879
- It takes a lot of
vulnerability
320
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for Leah to confide to
all of us women
321
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,164
what she went through.
I feel bad for her.
322
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,810
I do. I can have empathy
323
00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:00,669
because I went through a bit
of that myself growing up.
324
00:12:00,745 --> 00:12:03,672
- Oh, God. Mer mer.
325
00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:05,118
- Oh, God.
326
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,686
- And you're next.
Come on, Dorinda.
327
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,521
- Well, then give me
another napkin.
328
00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:09,855
- All right, give me one, too.
- I have been through...
329
00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:12,439
I've been crying
for, like, a month now.
330
00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:13,776
I don't know what's wrong
with me.
331
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,295
- You're pregnant.
- [ laughs ]
332
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,704
- You wanna see
a therapist together?
333
00:12:16,728 --> 00:12:18,406
I'm going to a therapist,
by the way, so...
334
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,467
- So if I had to
give a secret to the world...
335
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:21,856
- What's the secret?
336
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:24,493
- I'm scared every day.
337
00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:32,562
- Of what?
- Just...
338
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,829
[ cries ] - Oh, my God.
339
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,497
[ crying ] Don't be scared.
340
00:12:37,574 --> 00:12:39,527
Don't... don't be scared, baby.
Don't be scared.
341
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,294
- I know everybody thinks
I'm so strong and so tough
342
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,172
and so able and so this,
and be the... the...
343
00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:48,258
The anchor for everyone's boat.
344
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,414
But sometimes I wanna be
the boat every once in a while
345
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,749
and just anchor to someone.
346
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,893
- She's very overwhelmed
with her home.
347
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,683
- It's not that I don't have...
348
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,278
I have a strong family. I have
a boyfriend that love me.
349
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:00,674
I have a daughter that loves me.
350
00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:01,824
Hannah's very dependent
on me still.
351
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,034
John's very dependent on me.
352
00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,512
My family, my house, my this.
353
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,277
I'm always running the show.
354
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,779
- No, you do everything
for everybody.
355
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,781
- My life has gotten very heavy.
356
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,409
I wake up worried.
I go to bed worried.
357
00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:16,870
And I'm not with anybody
that can help me with this.
358
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,692
John has never had
this kinda life
359
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:21,583
where there's been homes
and... and...
360
00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:23,335
And responsibilities like this.
361
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,573
I need a partnership.
362
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,797
Quite frankly, I'm tapped out.
363
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,353
- But maybe it's a wake-up call
that you can't do this, like,
364
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,896
for everyone.
You need more for you.
365
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,522
You need something.. - Yeah.
366
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,940
- ...'cause there's
too much pressure on you.
367
00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:36,409
- Honestly, so much pressure
goes on women.
368
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,558
It's insane.
We have to do everything.
369
00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:40,279
- Everything.
- Like, I know men are supposed
370
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,614
to... they think they're
the "stronger" ones?
371
00:13:41,638 --> 00:13:43,313
No, it's the women.
372
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,218
- All right, Sonja, you're next!
- You're next!
373
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286
- Wait, I gotta go back. Wait,
I gotta go back to my seat.
374
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,486
- Um...
375
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,341
I saw Ramona,
I guess a week ago,
376
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:52,655
and I just lost my [bleep]
377
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,543
sort of like Dorinda does
every 15 minutes.
378
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,606
- [ laughs ]
- Um...
379
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,663
You get to a point...
- It's true!
380
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,968
- You get... you get to a point
like Ramona, where you say,
381
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,654
"Where am I going now?"
382
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,920
How did I get here?
All I do is work,
383
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:10,744
[bleep] pay bills, and I just
have one foot in nursing home,
384
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:15,428
and I'm like, "But I didn't
sign up for this!" Ramona!"
385
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,898
...so my Venetian plaster
and my Gracey wall paint...
386
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:19,878
Oh, my God. It's just so bad.
387
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,630
...and then you die and you
catch some dick on the way.
388
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,321
I mean, the dick's good.
389
00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:25,458
...you've always been
run out of the house.
390
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:27,677
Daddy's got a shotgun.
391
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,495
...you know those onesies?
- Yeah.
392
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:30,944
- At worst, could be big babies.
393
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:34,948
...so I'm also saying,
"What do I wanna do?"
394
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:38,701
���
395
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,954
- I thought we were
expressing our hearts.
396
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,809
- I think I need
the oxygen tank.
397
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,758
[ laughs ] - Correct.
398
00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:46,843
- Get it here and now, please.
399
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,741
- Sonja's had a couple drinks
and she's used this opportunity
400
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,965
to tell us everything except
401
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,621
for what she's vulnerable
about right now,
402
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:57,720
which she is vulnerable about
a lot of stuff,
403
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,432
but she's talking about
everything else.
404
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,933
Stop her!
405
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,788
- I'm gonna go 'cause I'm gonna
go check out
406
00:15:03,812 --> 00:15:05,892
where we're having the party
tonight.
407
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:08,033
- Well, let's all go.
I think we're all ready.
408
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,803
- No, no, you're gonna
go back to the house.
409
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,472
I'm gonna go to, um,
Farrell's house.
410
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,790
Tonight, I have this fabulous
cocktail party planned
411
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,948
at my friend Joe Farrell's home.
412
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:21,411
31,000 square feet in
Bridgehampton, beyond stunning.
413
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,796
Their mouths are gonna drop.
414
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,884
- That was great, Ramona.
That was great.
415
00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:26,833
- Oh, my God. Leah, Leah...
416
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:29,377
- Thanks for making us do
that painful shit.
417
00:15:29,454 --> 00:15:31,015
I think my daughter... she goes,
"What's Leah like?"
418
00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:32,450
Well, I didn't think I'd like
a girl with tattoos.
419
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,716
She goes, "Mommy!" - Oh, my God.
420
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,978
I'm getting them all removed!
Leave me alone!
421
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,645
[ glasses clink ]
422
00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:40,647
- Coming up...
423
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:44,359
- I'm not arm candy!
I don't shave my pussy!
424
00:15:44,436 --> 00:15:46,631
- Can you stop screaming?
- I don't shave my legs.
425
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,990
- Oh, my God, you're driving...
Stop screaming.
426
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,073
���
427
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:56,121
���
428
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,045
- What are you wearing tonight?
429
00:16:04,122 --> 00:16:07,123
- I am wearing this black
high-neck dress, long sleeve.
430
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,053
[ speaks indistinctly ],
maybe blue.
431
00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:12,179
- Mm-hmm.
- It's cute, short, honestly.
432
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,582
- Oh, my God.
433
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,200
- I don't think I'd ever even
consider it a date
434
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:25,099
because it was, like,
the lamest date ever.
435
00:16:25,176 --> 00:16:28,144
- He took you to
a [bleep] basketball game.
436
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,841
- I know. We just, like,
sat there, and we left.
437
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,760
And did he even, like,
feed you or anything?
438
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,995
- I found out, when I was on
my date with Joe Farrell,
439
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:39,113
that he knows Ramona and that
he went on a date with Bethenny.
440
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,102
So I could just tell
he's not my type.
441
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,897
I don't think he drinks either,
so he's definitely not my type.
442
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,671
- Oh, my God, I've been doing
ros� all day and I feel great.
443
00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:48,873
- Hey, girls.
444
00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:51,042
- Luann!
- I'm home!
445
00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:53,002
- Yay, Lu!
446
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:56,548
- I'm gonna go down and, um,
just freshen up a little bit.
447
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,801
- Why don't you do your makeup
in my bathroom? Come up here.
448
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:02,220
- I can do that.
I'll bring it upstairs.
449
00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:04,222
I don't wanna miss any moment
450
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:06,691
of bonding with the ladies
at this moment,
451
00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,612
but I'm glad I went to
take care of my neck.
452
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,906
I did not sleep well last night
between the smell
453
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,783
and the spiders coming down
from the ceiling.
454
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:15,567
It was not comfortable.
455
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,111
- Dorinda, do you have
my white shawl, please?
456
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,249
I wanna use it tonight.
- Yeah, right here.
457
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,490
- How was the venue?
- Pardon?
458
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,587
- How was your afternoon
after you left?
459
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,796
- Well... I had a date.
[ laughs ]
460
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,859
- You are kidding me.
461
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:34,127
I've never seen a person be able
to slip in and slip out of dates
462
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,637
so quickly.
463
00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:37,600
I mean, she's like
sliding doors.
464
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,892
- I had, like,
two dates tonight.
465
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,152
- [ laughs ] Oh, my God!
You look awesome!
466
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,746
- One for drinks,
one for dinner.
467
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,122
I don't want you to get upset
with me...
468
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,824
- But you're starving.
- No. I'm fine.
469
00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:45,833
- Then what?
- But I need to leave at 8:00.
470
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:46,918
- What time?
- 8:00?
471
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,817
- Do you.
472
00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:57,136
- On a date. Oops! Off.
Whoops! Went on a date.
473
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,819
Went on a date.
Hey, went on a date.
474
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,322
It's... it's... it's...
It's impressive.
475
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:04,102
Is he gray-haired, like
you said?
476
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,021
- No. He has, like, dark hair.
He's dark. He's Persian.
477
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,056
- Really? So he's sexy.
I like that.
478
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,674
- He... Yeah, he's very. And he's
more flirtatious than me.
479
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,153
- I think is sounds amazing.
480
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:17,721
- Ah! You know, I'm just
going with the flow.
481
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,590
- Do you have a...
- Hi, girls.
482
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,684
- Yes.
- Hey, Lu.
483
00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,146
- Hey!
- Hi! Hi!
484
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,273
- Wow! That's looks pretty.
- Thank you.
485
00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:28,457
And you look beautiful, too.
- Very nice.
486
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,045
- Hi, missy.
- What's going on here?
487
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,569
- What do you mean?
488
00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:33,864
- You're doing
the Laura Ashley thing
489
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,883
or the Ralph Lauren thing again.
490
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,885
- You have allergies?
- I do.
491
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,879
- Is it all the flowers
you're wearing?
492
00:18:39,903 --> 00:18:42,081
- They're all fresh. I just
picked them out of my garden.
493
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:43,725
- I think it's
a beautiful dress,
494
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,184
but I'm not sure if I like
the sweater with it.
495
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,561
I would do the sweater over.
- It's a sweater.
496
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,170
- It's cold.
- It's freezing.
497
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,118
- No, no, I'll get you a jacket.
I don't like the sweater
498
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,898
with it. - Freezing.
499
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,299
The sweater throws it off.
- Oh, do the jean jacket.
500
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:54,068
- Different areas have
different styles,
501
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,969
and that floral dress does not
belong in the Hamptons.
502
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:59,253
It belongs in Nantucket,
or maybe in Atlanta, Georgia.
503
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,974
- What were you doing?
[ pounds countertop ]
504
00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:02,768
Were you on the boat
and having super sex?
505
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,008
- Yeah, right. [ laughs ]
506
00:19:04,085 --> 00:19:05,813
- She's just not feeling well.
Come on.
507
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,272
We just wish you were there
with us, that's all.
508
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,816
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- That's why, yeah.
509
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,359
- I am so glad I missed
that lunch.
510
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,194
By the looks of it,
Sonja's been way overserved,
511
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,071
and we haven't even gotten
to the party.
512
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:15,687
- Tinsley, Leah, you ready?
513
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,923
'Cause if not, you can take
the second car.
514
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,358
We have two cars.
I gotta go 'cause I'm the host.
515
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:23,027
Maybe they left already.
516
00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:26,267
- I wish I could've... Maybe...
- Hello? Girls?
517
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:30,410
���
518
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:32,286
- Lookin' good, bitches.
519
00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:34,914
Where's Ramona? Screaming?
- These guys are all, like,
520
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:36,653
dolled up for a New York party.
I'm like...
521
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,303
- I'm just wearing this
'cause this is all I have.
522
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:39,855
- How long have you been
coming here?
523
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,889
- 35 years.
- That's amazing, isn't it?
524
00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,036
So the guy... the host's name
is Joe Farrell.
525
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,979
- Yeah. And he did...
He's a major developer here.
526
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,186
- Right.
527
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:50,232
- He's huge. He's huge.
He's huge.
528
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,640
- Finally gonna see
the house of Joe Farrell.
529
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,308
I'm very curious.
530
00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:57,404
- Wow. Ramona Singer pulls it
out of her hat again.
531
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,314
The social butterfly
of the group.
532
00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:03,096
She needs to really
be knocked down a notch.
533
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,456
She's like, "This one is my
friend because I go to plumbing.
534
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,975
This one is... [ mutters ]
because I go on yachts."
535
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,019
And I go, "You know, really,
it's not a good look."
536
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,369
- This is my friend's place.
Campbell, Bobby Campbell.
537
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,359
- Beautiful.
- He's the guy who invented
538
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,633
the lights on kids' sneakers.
539
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,210
- I'm trying to hang on to
my long-term friends,
540
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,379
and those people are
your people,
541
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,192
but they're superficial friends.
They're friends that say,
542
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:27,269
"Hi. How are you?
How's the weather today?"
543
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,913
Next! - Right.
544
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,178
- You know, the rent-a-crowd,
545
00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:31,815
the... the...
The party filler people.
546
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,776
- Mm-hmm.
- They're not her near and dear.
547
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,336
- Right.
548
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,727
- Ramona is hosting this party
at this fancy house
549
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,854
to show us
all her fancy friends.
550
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:41,355
Fancy schmancy.
551
00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,285
This is just gonna be another
boring party
552
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,694
with stiff people
and a lot of small talk.
553
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:49,280
Sometimes I think
my girl Ramona forgets
554
00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:50,999
what's important in life.
555
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:55,328
���
556
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,108
- Wow.
557
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,373
Beautiful house.
558
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,029
Thank you for letting me
use this bag.
559
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,720
- Of course. Looks good.
560
00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,366
- I would've been lost.
I wanna get it now.
561
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,160
- I know. It's beautiful.
- You know, it's... it's like
562
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,036
they're beautiful basically,
but it's the best one.
563
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,469
- Hey, David.
- Hey, darlin'.
564
00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:13,240
- How are you?
- Great.
565
00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:14,983
- I want you to meet
my really good friend.
566
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,494
- Hi.
- Dorinda, this is David.
567
00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:18,078
[ speaks indistinctly ]
- Nice to meet you.
568
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,488
- So excited we're here!
- Beautiful house.
569
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,854
- Oh, my God! It's so beautiful.
570
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:24,398
���
571
00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:26,192
I love this mirror.
572
00:21:26,269 --> 00:21:28,038
You don't understand how much
I love standing mirrors.
573
00:21:28,062 --> 00:21:30,123
I have one in my apartment.
- This one's beautiful.
574
00:21:30,147 --> 00:21:32,499
- Oh! Oh, God! I-I-I'm in love
with this mirror.
575
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,230
- Oh, this is fancy!
576
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:37,870
- It's "for sale" sign.
577
00:21:37,947 --> 00:21:39,967
- Oh, it's for sale?
No wonder we're invited.
578
00:21:39,991 --> 00:21:42,416
[ laughter ] - Right.
579
00:21:42,493 --> 00:21:44,471
[ crickets chirping ]
- Are they checking our records?
580
00:21:44,495 --> 00:21:46,390
[ laughter ]
- You got your I.D. with you?
581
00:21:46,414 --> 00:21:48,723
- We're never gonna get in.
- Oh, my gosh!
582
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,152
- All four of us have mug shots!
- Aah!
583
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,468
- All four of us have mug shots!
584
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,469
- I know.
We're in the right car.
585
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,096
- We're not gettin' in!
586
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:58,933
- We're so good,
'cause we are roxy, baby!
587
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:00,476
- Coming up...
588
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:01,989
Do I put my... do I put
my straps on?
589
00:22:02,013 --> 00:22:03,833
- Just hold on.
- Okay. Good.
590
00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:06,524
- Hold on. You ready, baby?
- Yeah, baby. Are you ready?
591
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,412
- Oh, my God.
- Aah! I feel like a sexy...
592
00:22:08,436 --> 00:22:09,964
- Hold on, Ramona!
- Oh, [bleep]! What's going on?
593
00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:11,329
- Whoo!
594
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,535
���
595
00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:19,065
- Uh, here we go, kids.
596
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,289
This party is all about, like,
behaving.
597
00:22:21,365 --> 00:22:23,967
- Yeah.
- Who wants to behave?
598
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,378
- Aah! Aah! [ laughs ]
- Hello. How are you?
599
00:22:27,455 --> 00:22:30,923
- Ramona has her shawl on.
Oh, she's so lovely.
600
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,301
Oh, my God...
601
00:22:33,377 --> 00:22:35,979
- [ laughing ]
- Oh, hi.
602
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:39,418
- This is not the type of party
I'm used to going to.
603
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:43,089
It's seriously some
"Eyes Wide Shut" [bleep].
604
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,354
People are start
putting on goat masks,
605
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,232
and I'm gonna end up
being taken in a back room
606
00:22:48,309 --> 00:22:50,287
and be made
to be someone's bitch.
607
00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:52,028
- What are you offering?
608
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,707
- It's ros�, sauvignon blanc,
and sparkling water.
609
00:22:53,731 --> 00:22:55,865
We have vodka and tequila
at the bar
610
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,228
if you'd like
something stronger.
611
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,419
- Um, do you have gin?
- We do not.
612
00:22:59,495 --> 00:23:01,287
Unfortunately.
613
00:23:01,364 --> 00:23:03,442
- We're in a $30 million house.
You don't have gin?
614
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,111
- We don't.
- Okay.
615
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,637
Let me follow you to the bar.
- All right.
616
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:08,322
- This isn't the only house
this guy has.
617
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,557
He should've invited us to
the real house then
618
00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,535
with the real liquor.
I'll go to Tito's.
619
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,227
- Tito's on the rocks?
- Yeah.
620
00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:16,038
I'm taking after you.
621
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,346
- You know my good girlfriend
Kathleen Hyster.
622
00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:19,733
You've met her before.
- Oh, yeah. Hi.
623
00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,360
Nice to see you.
Why you being so formal?
624
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:22,859
Hello. Nice to see you.
625
00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,154
- Well, you're being
as formal, too.
626
00:23:24,178 --> 00:23:25,528
- Hello there. [ laughs ]
627
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,699
- And this is Christina Disimo's
husband George.
628
00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:30,441
- Hi, George!
- And this is Tinsley.
629
00:23:30,518 --> 00:23:31,888
And I don't think you ever
met Tinsley.
630
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,372
And this is Leah,
our new friend...
631
00:23:33,396 --> 00:23:34,706
Her enemy.
- Hi. I'm... [ laughs ]
632
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,291
- How are you?
- I'm... I'm Leah.
633
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,436
Nice to meet you.
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
634
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,720
- How are you?
- How are you?
635
00:23:39,744 --> 00:23:41,628
- This is Leah, our friend.
636
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:44,330
[ laughter ]
637
00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:46,925
Yeah...
638
00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:48,542
- This is hilarious to me.
639
00:23:48,619 --> 00:23:51,365
Sonja legit has, like, lived
the way that Ramona's
640
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,225
trying to pretend
that she's living right now.
641
00:23:53,249 --> 00:23:55,600
Why? Like, are you kidding me
with your pashmina on
642
00:23:55,677 --> 00:23:59,290
and, like, "Oh, how to..."
Oh, yes, how do you do, bitch?
643
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,149
Like, I know you!
What are you doing?
644
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,442
- Why you being Miss Manners
right now?
645
00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:04,203
- 'Cause that's how I am
at a party.
646
00:24:04,227 --> 00:24:06,611
- Okay, okay, I mean...
- I have my party mode on.
647
00:24:06,688 --> 00:24:08,115
- Just because we're in
a $30 million house
648
00:24:08,139 --> 00:24:09,989
you don't have to act like a...
649
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:12,345
- $39 million. $39.9 million.
- ...like a $39 million bitch.
650
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,180
Let's act like we're in
your $7 million home, okay?
651
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,998
- What do you want?
- Actually, it's 8 right now.
652
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,558
- Okay, fine,
let's act like that.
653
00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,051
- It went up to 8. Got appraised
to 8.5, just so you know.
654
00:24:19,075 --> 00:24:20,519
- You're acting very fancy.
655
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,355
- Give her a lime.
- Well, sorry.
656
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:25,004
- I like to be down-to-earth.
I live in a 2-bedroom.
657
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:26,998
I only 1,100 square feet.
658
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,177
- That's pretty large, still,
for a single women.
659
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,397
This is how I act with
my friends, my other friends.
660
00:24:31,421 --> 00:24:33,963
I mean, with Sonja, I have to
bring myself down
661
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,057
to be with her the way she is.
662
00:24:36,134 --> 00:24:38,494
With my other friends,
I have to elevate myself up.
663
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,261
I mean, I'm hosting a party.
664
00:24:40,337 --> 00:24:42,939
What does she expect me to do,
hang from the chandelier?
665
00:24:43,016 --> 00:24:44,627
- Here you go.
- I'm drinking Tito's
666
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,537
'cause they don't have gin.
- Are you chewing gum?
667
00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:47,788
- We went to Wolffer today.
- You cannot be chewing gum.
668
00:24:47,812 --> 00:24:50,646
- No, I'm not, Ramona.
- Good.
669
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,793
- All right, I'm gonna
go drown myself in the pool.
670
00:24:52,817 --> 00:24:54,617
I swallowed the gum.
671
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,246
- [ laughs ]
- And now it's burning
672
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:58,248
in my... 'cause it's, like,
spearmint,
673
00:24:58,272 --> 00:24:59,572
and it's burning in my neck.
674
00:24:59,648 --> 00:25:01,418
Her eyes scared the hell
out of me.
675
00:25:01,442 --> 00:25:03,429
I just saw, like, this, and then
I just swallowed the gum.
676
00:25:03,453 --> 00:25:05,453
Like, oh, my God!
677
00:25:05,529 --> 00:25:08,164
She just scolded me, and I felt
like she was a schoolteacher.
678
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,480
This is not, like,
the royal family over here.
679
00:25:11,452 --> 00:25:12,572
Do you know what I mean?
680
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:17,506
- We have a new girlfriend,
who's lovely... Leah.
681
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,508
I think she's a classy girl.
682
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,563
She just doesn't look classy,
and I told her that last night.
683
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,146
- I think she's quite lovely.
684
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,533
- Yeah, yeah.
- She's a beauty, but she...
685
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:27,253
She looks kinda
rough on the edges.
686
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,112
- I hope she's not listening.
Where is she?
687
00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,198
- I think she knows...
- She may not be listening,
688
00:25:31,222 --> 00:25:32,741
but she's gonna hear it.
- [ laughs ]
689
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:34,743
- She knows we care about her.
We made it clear.
690
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:37,359
- 10 years. Long time for me
in a house.
691
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,414
- Yeah. Too long, right?
- Too big. Too big.
692
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,208
- Hi! How are ya?
- Ramona!
693
00:25:41,232 --> 00:25:42,593
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- Hello.
694
00:25:42,617 --> 00:25:44,711
- Thank you for allowing me
to host tonight.
695
00:25:44,735 --> 00:25:46,755
I mean, this is, like,
an ugly night and this is...
696
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:47,848
This house is...
- It's a beautiful night.
697
00:25:47,872 --> 00:25:49,483
- First of all...
698
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,884
Well, 'cause you're here.
- Oh. Okay.
699
00:25:50,908 --> 00:25:52,427
- And we're here
in your beautiful home.
700
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,429
And I love the dual fireplaces.
I mean...
701
00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:55,806
- I little those for you.
- Oh.
702
00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:58,242
- [ chuckles ]
- Well, light my fire.
703
00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,599
[ both laugh ]
704
00:25:59,675 --> 00:26:01,520
- You know,
it is a little bit weird
705
00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:03,438
to see Joe Farrell again,
honestly.
706
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:04,395
I think Joe and Ramona,
actually,
707
00:26:04,472 --> 00:26:06,208
would make a good couple.
708
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:09,108
She's battin' her lashes,
and he seems to be into it.
709
00:26:09,185 --> 00:26:10,568
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
710
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,736
- You're insane.
711
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,349
I mean...
712
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:24,448
Joe is a nice, older gentleman,
713
00:26:24,525 --> 00:26:29,411
but men get to, you know,
be short and unattractive
714
00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:33,674
and still have women running
after them if they have money.
715
00:26:33,751 --> 00:26:35,237
You know, this is
the world we live in.
716
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,137
[ laughs ]
- Did you go downstairs?
717
00:26:38,214 --> 00:26:40,475
- You wanna show me downstairs?
- Got a basketball court.
718
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,277
It's insane, this house.
- All right.
719
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,260
- There's no house like this.
720
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,062
- Uh, sparkling, please.
721
00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:48,514
You know, it's really hard to be
at a party like this
722
00:26:48,591 --> 00:26:49,890
and not drink.
723
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,820
The bar is there.
Everybody's drinking.
724
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,423
And it's kinda stiff,
this party.
725
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,258
Thank you so much. - Enjoy.
726
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,524
- I was really hoping
that Leah could be
727
00:26:58,601 --> 00:27:00,495
a good wingman for me
and not drinking,
728
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:01,869
but that's not happening,
729
00:27:01,946 --> 00:27:05,739
and so I feel like I lost
my sober companion.
730
00:27:05,816 --> 00:27:07,711
- All right, listen.
- I love this yellow on you.
731
00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:09,754
- I want... I've been
in Joe's house a few times.
732
00:27:09,778 --> 00:27:11,882
- Oh, have you? A few times?
- But I want you to see it.
733
00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:13,383
- Oh, I would love to see it.
- So we're gonna do a tour.
734
00:27:13,407 --> 00:27:14,852
Let's go.
- Maybe we've been in this house
735
00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:18,127
a few times on our own backs.
- [ laughing ]
736
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,606
- Sonja, come on.
- This is...
737
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:21,483
This is really
the best room in the house.
738
00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:23,318
If you think this is nice,
this is the coolest.
739
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:24,903
- Oh, wow. There's a bowling
alley. That's pretty cool.
740
00:27:24,927 --> 00:27:28,457
- Oh, my God! Ohh! Look at this.
741
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:31,390
Holy [bleep]! Oh, my God!
742
00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:32,837
- Don't get your panties
all wet.
743
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,569
- Tinsley's gonna piss.
744
00:27:34,645 --> 00:27:36,582
- I think your panties are
all wet right now, Sonja.
745
00:27:36,606 --> 00:27:38,208
- Yeah! I think Tinsley's gonna
get... [ speaks indistinctly ]
746
00:27:38,232 --> 00:27:39,534
- I think they're Niagara Falls
right now.
747
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,178
- [ imitates explosion ]
Holy [bleep].
748
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,889
You look so hot right now.
749
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,540
Oh, my... I do like
your magenta pants.
750
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:46,958
- Yeah, the house made me
hotter, right?
751
00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:48,644
- Oh, my God!
752
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,337
- The house made you real hot.
- Oh, yeah.
753
00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:52,161
- Exhibit A.
754
00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,255
I rest my case.
755
00:27:54,332 --> 00:27:56,551
- They're touring the basement,
if you want to go see it.
756
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:57,936
- Oh, they're doing a tour?
- Yeah.
757
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,822
- I wanna see that.
I would love to see that.
758
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,680
- You know what I don't like?
I don't like touring houses.
759
00:28:02,757 --> 00:28:04,234
- What?
- I think it's tacky.
760
00:28:04,258 --> 00:28:05,327
- Well, they're already
down here.
761
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,926
- That's a very American thing.
762
00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:08,739
- [ laughing ] [ thud ]
763
00:28:08,763 --> 00:28:10,499
- [bleep].
I can't do it in heels.
764
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,640
I know.
- That was a gutter ball.
765
00:28:12,716 --> 00:28:13,860
- How are you?
- Quit while you're ahead.
766
00:28:13,884 --> 00:28:15,838
[ kisses cheek ]
- How's it going?
767
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,506
Good. Good to see you.
- Hi. Dorinda.
768
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,823
- We know each other.
- Nice to meet you.
769
00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:20,325
Beautiful home. - Thank you.
770
00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:22,035
I love all the woodwork
and stuff.
771
00:28:22,059 --> 00:28:25,778
I have an old Stanford White
house, so I appreciate wood.
772
00:28:25,854 --> 00:28:29,281
- My God, you guys are bowling?
I love bowling.
773
00:28:29,358 --> 00:28:32,576
- I lived in London for
10 years with a British husband.
774
00:28:32,653 --> 00:28:35,524
I think that I am very sensitive
to things very American.
775
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,693
- When you're invited to
a home in London,
776
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,792
they don't take you
to the basement
777
00:28:39,868 --> 00:28:43,837
and to every single toilet
and loo in the house.
778
00:28:43,914 --> 00:28:47,424
It's generally held to
the living room, dining room,
779
00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:49,593
and maybe kitchen. Maybe.
780
00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:51,290
- Did you ever see that before
in a house?
781
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:52,658
- No! [ laughs ]
- Look what it says.
782
00:28:52,682 --> 00:28:54,848
- "Stuck on
your pleasure palace."
783
00:28:54,925 --> 00:28:57,485
- It's hard to bowl in heels.
784
00:28:59,355 --> 00:29:00,507
[bleep].
785
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,000
- Yes! Yes! [ pins clatter ]
786
00:29:02,024 --> 00:29:03,952
- Oh, my God, Luann!
[ cheers and applause ]
787
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,402
- [ laughs ]
- That's amazing.
788
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:09,571
- Almost!
- That's amazing!
789
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:10,935
- Oh, my God.
- You're good!
790
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,669
- All right, girls,
it's 10,000 square feet.
791
00:29:12,693 --> 00:29:13,962
Let's keep going. - Oh!
792
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,787
Will we measure the moment
by feet?
793
00:29:16,864 --> 00:29:18,872
- We got a long night,
so just...
794
00:29:18,949 --> 00:29:19,968
- Why don't they have
a short night?
795
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:22,218
- What's Ramona doing?
796
00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,014
- This is a half-pipe for
the kids inside
797
00:29:24,038 --> 00:29:25,565
if it's raining out.
- Oh, my God.
798
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,390
- We have an outside half-pipe.
799
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,528
- Are you kidding me?
- I don't like touring other...
800
00:29:29,552 --> 00:29:31,029
- Oh, I hate touring houses.
Pfft. By the way,
801
00:29:31,053 --> 00:29:32,812
does this guy really know her?
802
00:29:32,888 --> 00:29:35,273
Who is he?!
Does he care about her?
803
00:29:35,349 --> 00:29:37,419
We do! - Exactly.
804
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,727
- There's
a world-class DJ booth.
805
00:29:39,803 --> 00:29:41,382
- Are... a DJ booth?
806
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,292
- Major. It goes all over
the house, cameras.
807
00:29:43,316 --> 00:29:44,740
- Are you serious?
808
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,494
- They can see all over
when they're DJ'ing.
809
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,879
They can DJ in the house.
- [ whispers ] Wow!
810
00:29:47,903 --> 00:29:49,664
- I don't think
he's interested in Ramona
811
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:52,415
because she wants to be banged
a lot and hard.
812
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,061
- What?
- Do I put my...
813
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,410
Do I put my straps on?
- Just hold on.
814
00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:58,941
- Hold on. You ready, baby?
- Yeah, baby. Are you ready?
815
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,976
- Oh, my God.
- Aah! I feel like a sexy...
816
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,778
- Hold on, Ramona!
- Oh, [bleep]! What's going on?
817
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,626
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
818
00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,014
- Hi babe!
- How are you?
819
00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:06,929
- Oh, my God,
you're really tall.
820
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,723
- Do I what? Hey, girl.
821
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:10,935
- Elyse has been around
this group a long time.
822
00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:14,081
She was married to, um,
a very famous hedge fund guy.
823
00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:17,273
She was a girl about town,
just like all of us were.
824
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:20,318
All those girls make it happen
in New York City.
825
00:30:20,394 --> 00:30:22,364
God, this is cute.
- Thank you. This is...
826
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:23,529
- Very cute. What is it?
827
00:30:23,606 --> 00:30:24,991
- This is
very, very old Cavalli.
828
00:30:25,015 --> 00:30:27,733
- Oh, I could stay here
all night.
829
00:30:27,810 --> 00:30:30,027
Hot tub, massage.
Hot tub, massage.
830
00:30:30,104 --> 00:30:32,413
Hey, you wanna keep me kept?
Right here.
831
00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:34,852
I can be your prison... You know
how they say men like...
832
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,562
- Do I wanna keep you captive?
833
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:38,755
- Do you get to buy clothes
with your husband?
834
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:41,630
- Conservative.
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
835
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,887
- You're... you're a smart woman.
You're an investor.
836
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:47,781
You're very intelligent.
837
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,100
But when I married my husband,
he would force me to buy clothes
838
00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:51,807
and I would get so embarrassed.
839
00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,759
- You were his accessory.
840
00:30:53,836 --> 00:30:57,605
���
841
00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:00,933
- Coming up...
842
00:31:01,009 --> 00:31:02,588
- Party's over. Let's go.
843
00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:04,089
- The party's not over.
You're over.
844
00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,696
- [ laughs ]
845
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,912
- When I married my husband, he
would force me to buy clothes,
846
00:31:12,988 --> 00:31:14,780
and I would get so embarrassed.
847
00:31:14,857 --> 00:31:16,017
- You were his accessory.
848
00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:19,543
- No, no, no. Don't say that.
849
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,148
- I do know you.
- Why are you saying that?
850
00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:23,997
- I was not an accessory.
I was a partner with my husband!
851
00:31:24,074 --> 00:31:25,444
- You know what?
- A partner!
852
00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:27,709
- I remember you...
- You know me!
853
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:29,139
Why are you saying that?!
- I do know you.
854
00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:30,565
- Sonja...
- Why are you saying that?!
855
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,515
I am a boss bitch.
856
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:35,059
- Sonja! You're ng this,
and you need to do this.
857
00:31:35,136 --> 00:31:37,021
- No, you need
to clap, clap, clap!
858
00:31:37,045 --> 00:31:38,106
- Let's just... let's just go.
- You don't wanna be
859
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:39,699
in the drama? - No.
860
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,483
- Why did you say that
about me?! Take it back!
861
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,602
I was not an accessory
to my husband.
862
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:48,230
We were partners.
863
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:51,233
No! [ speaking indistinctly ]
864
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:54,987
- What do you wanna do now?
- I was never a trophy wife.
865
00:31:55,063 --> 00:31:56,633
- Listen.
- Take... that... back!
866
00:31:56,657 --> 00:31:58,874
- I take it back.
- Take it back! [ kisses ]
867
00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,470
- I take it back.
- Take it back!
868
00:32:00,494 --> 00:32:02,222
- Tell me, what...
- She was a trophy.
869
00:32:02,246 --> 00:32:04,650
You were a trophy wife, not me!
- How was I a trophy wife
870
00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,026
to Topper?!
- You were a trophy wife!
871
00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:07,653
- To Topper?
My high school sweetheart?
872
00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:09,521
Who the hell are you
talking about?
873
00:32:09,545 --> 00:32:12,921
Yeah, exactly.
Cool your jets over there...
874
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:14,851
- Because it was
the early years!
875
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:16,550
- I'm going upstairs.
876
00:32:16,627 --> 00:32:19,178
I met Topper at boarding school,
and he is my same age.
877
00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:21,689
She was a hostess at
a restaurant,
878
00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:24,683
when she met her husband,
and he was, like, 100.
879
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,112
That's the definition
of a trophy wife.
880
00:32:26,136 --> 00:32:28,645
- I'm not arm candy!
- You know?
881
00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:30,843
I don't shave my pussy!
- [ gasps ]
882
00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:33,036
- Can you stop screaming?
- I don't shave my legs.
883
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:33,909
- Oh, my God, you're driving...
Stop screaming.
884
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,537
Sonja is drunk,
885
00:32:36,614 --> 00:32:37,924
but I don't think Elyse should
be talking about
886
00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:40,073
being an accessory to a man.
887
00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:43,544
It is no one's business
to pass judgment
888
00:32:43,621 --> 00:32:46,205
on who and what role we played
889
00:32:46,281 --> 00:32:48,466
in our husband
or partner's lives.
890
00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:51,155
- Oh, I can't take
the screaming. I'm going up.
891
00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:52,764
- I know. Why is she...
[ speaks indistinctly ]?
892
00:32:52,788 --> 00:32:54,316
- She's off the rails.
- Why?
893
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,142
- What did she drink at lunch?
- I don't know.
894
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,986
- I came home, had a cup
of coffee, and went to sleep.
895
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,581
She shouldn't have kept
drinking. She peaked too soon.
896
00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:02,032
- She's gonna be out
like a light.
897
00:33:02,056 --> 00:33:04,640
- Either that or it's gonna be
a disaster area.
898
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,170
Batten down the hatches.
- Batten down the hatches.
899
00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:08,268
- Hi there again!
- Hi again.
900
00:33:08,345 --> 00:33:10,031
- This is my new best friend
Eddie.
901
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:14,149
���
902
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:16,287
- If anybody told me that
I'd be spending the weekend
903
00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:17,914
at Ramona's house a year ago,
I would say,
904
00:33:17,938 --> 00:33:19,332
"You're out of your mind."
- [ laughs ]
905
00:33:19,356 --> 00:33:21,167
Even my kids are like,
"Where? What?"
906
00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:23,604
- That's funny.
- I left my beautiful house
907
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,347
to stay in a basement...
- That's funny.
908
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,940
- ...that smells like dog piss
with spiders.
909
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,775
- No wonder why
you were there earlier.
910
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:29,968
- You see what I do
for you guys? I mean...
911
00:33:29,992 --> 00:33:31,752
- Yeah.
- Unbelievable.
912
00:33:31,785 --> 00:33:33,096
And, you know, there's also
a fridge down there
913
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,264
with lots to drink in it.
[ chuckles ]
914
00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:35,866
Believe me, I checked.
915
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:38,590
- Get in! Get in!
Go sir with your friend.
916
00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:40,120
- You keep pushing me off.
917
00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:41,938
- Sit with your friend.
- I wanna sit with you.
918
00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:43,815
- Sit with your friend
with the diamond bracelet.
919
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:47,140
Sit with your rich friends
with the diamond bracelets.
920
00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:48,642
- Stop labeling my friends.
921
00:33:48,719 --> 00:33:50,697
I love Ramona,
I love her friends,
922
00:33:50,721 --> 00:33:52,791
but I just think she's treating
us friends like [bleep],
923
00:33:52,815 --> 00:33:55,658
Like we're chicken liver.
924
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,045
- No, Ramona loves us.
- Chopped liver!
925
00:33:57,069 --> 00:33:58,889
You're chopped liver,
but I don't think
926
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,298
you're chopped liver but you
think you're chopped liver.
927
00:34:00,322 --> 00:34:02,208
- Chopped liver.
- You know, when Sonja
928
00:34:02,232 --> 00:34:04,210
acts like this, there's
no wonder why she's not invited
929
00:34:04,234 --> 00:34:05,951
to certain events and parties.
930
00:34:06,028 --> 00:34:09,288
- Thank you for feeding me.
- Bread! We need bread!
931
00:34:09,364 --> 00:34:11,217
[ laughter ] Bread in the house!
932
00:34:11,241 --> 00:34:13,570
- I'm not impressed
with your rich friends.
933
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:16,044
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, she's on a roll.
934
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:18,630
Oh, boy.
- I got more money in the bank
935
00:34:18,707 --> 00:34:20,924
than any of 'em.
- She's on a roll!
936
00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:22,204
- Hi!
- Hi!
937
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,136
- How are you?
- We're good.
938
00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:26,441
This guy, I think he wants
to have sex with me. It's great.
939
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,234
- Who wouldn't wanna have
sex with you?
940
00:34:28,258 --> 00:34:29,753
- Well...
- Now how old are you?
941
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,652
24? 27? How old is he?
942
00:34:31,729 --> 00:34:33,623
- I like him. He doesn't care
I have a gas pocket.
943
00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:35,939
He doesn't care
I'm friends with Ramona.
944
00:34:36,016 --> 00:34:37,658
That's my kinda friend.
945
00:34:37,735 --> 00:34:41,028
- Watching Sonja basically
eye [bleep] this dude
946
00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:43,747
is the best part
of this whole party.
947
00:34:43,824 --> 00:34:45,302
I'm wondering,
if he has any tattoos,
948
00:34:45,326 --> 00:34:47,896
is she's gonna say,
"Never mind!"
949
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,077
I have a feeling no.
950
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:51,038
-No, she's going.
951
00:34:51,114 --> 00:34:54,625
Yeah, bring her a club soda.
We'll add to this.
952
00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,679
- I just need to see
your driver's license,
953
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,129
and we're good to go. - Justin.
954
00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:01,798
- Men love my vagina.
955
00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:03,258
I got an amazing vagina.
956
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:04,854
- [ laughs ]
- It's just amazing.
957
00:35:04,878 --> 00:35:06,698
- Hey, girls.
What happening over here?
958
00:35:06,722 --> 00:35:08,875
- How's your pussy?
- How's my pussy?
959
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,232
Wait a second. Let me check.
960
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:13,101
- Whoo! [ laughter ]
961
00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:15,613
- Um... it's all still there.
962
00:35:15,689 --> 00:35:17,667
- She just stole the show.
- It's all good.
963
00:35:17,691 --> 00:35:19,149
- Yeah, you did, you did.
964
00:35:19,226 --> 00:35:21,860
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- You stole the show.
965
00:35:21,937 --> 00:35:23,331
So we're not
gettin' laid tonight?
966
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,766
- We're not getting laid,
so let's go.
967
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,123
- It's not happening.
968
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,020
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- No! No, no, no.
969
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,471
- Can we order pizzas
at the house?
970
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:30,764
- Pizzas!
- You wanna order pizza?
971
00:35:30,788 --> 00:35:32,215
Are you hungry? - Pizza!
972
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,758
- All right. Hey, hey, hey.
- All right.
973
00:35:33,782 --> 00:35:35,426
- Pursuing that, yeah.
- Well, I...
974
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:37,270
- Good to see you.
- Not only is she entertaining,
975
00:35:37,294 --> 00:35:38,989
but she's embarrassing.
976
00:35:39,013 --> 00:35:41,805
- Ramona's a party popper.
- Party pooper or...
977
00:35:41,882 --> 00:35:43,518
- Pooper.
- He's afraid of you.
978
00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:48,178
[ laughter ]
979
00:35:48,255 --> 00:35:51,181
- And now we get to leave!
[ laughs ]
980
00:35:51,258 --> 00:35:52,711
- Party's over. Let's go.
981
00:35:52,735 --> 00:35:54,487
- The party's not over.
You're over!
982
00:35:54,511 --> 00:35:57,229
Who are you? - How are you?
983
00:35:57,305 --> 00:35:59,968
- Belly to belly! Who are we?
- [ laughs ]
984
00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,441
- Who are we? Who are you?
985
00:36:01,518 --> 00:36:02,442
- Um... doesn't matter.
986
00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:04,848
-You're so handsome.
987
00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,455
- You're gorgeous!
988
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,310
Let's, um... - That's William.
989
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:11,897
William's married.
He's got a baby. Come on.
990
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,203
He's got a baby. [ laughs ]
991
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,900
- Hey. I love you.
- I love you.
992
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:17,332
- Sonja is off the charts.
993
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:20,377
It's truly like Godzilla
has been let loose,
994
00:36:20,454 --> 00:36:22,991
and Godzilla is drunk.
995
00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,723
Drunk!
996
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,953
- Luann, we gotta go.
We gotta wrap it up.
997
00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:28,830
- Luann! We gotta go!
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
998
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,346
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- Come on. Tinsley, let's go!
999
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:33,109
Let's go! Move it!
- Tinsley, come on!
1000
00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,173
- Okay. Okay. All right.
- Let's go.
1001
00:36:36,404 --> 00:36:38,448
- Thank you.
- Round 'em up! Round 'em up!
1002
00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:40,408
Let's go! I'm getting
...ing loud, though.
1003
00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:41,273
- My friends really...
[ speaks indistinctly ]
1004
00:36:41,349 --> 00:36:42,941
- Oh!
- Go!
1005
00:36:43,018 --> 00:36:44,287
- Oh, my God, the wind!
- I don't wanna...
1006
00:36:44,311 --> 00:36:45,830
- Stay there.
- Aah!
1007
00:36:45,854 --> 00:36:47,457
- I wanna be with a guy.
- Stay there.
1008
00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:48,958
- Oh, my God, it's so windy.
- I want that guy.
1009
00:36:48,982 --> 00:36:50,293
- No, you're not.
- [ shouts indistinctly ]
1010
00:36:50,317 --> 00:36:51,970
- Aah!
- Careful! Careful!
1011
00:36:51,994 --> 00:36:53,421
- No, you're not.
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
1012
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,163
You're getting' between
me and my vagina.
1013
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,944
- Stop it!
- [bleep] bossy bitch.
1014
00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:00,470
- I don't know why
she does this to herself.
1015
00:37:00,494 --> 00:37:03,336
- [ speaks indistinctly ]
- Or to us.
1016
00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:06,840
Go, hot driver!
- Let me have your drink.
1017
00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:09,426
I could've [bleep] that guy.
1018
00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:11,428
- Coming up...
1019
00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:14,890
- Ramona? We have a problem.
1020
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,559
- Luann's left and written
1021
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:20,446
a really out-of-control text.
1022
00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:22,239
���
1023
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:28,537
���
1024
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:31,081
-Uh-oh.
1025
00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:37,190
- Ramona? Can I come in?
1026
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:39,498
We have a problem.
1027
00:37:39,574 --> 00:37:44,970
- Luann's left and written
a really out-of-control text.
1028
00:37:45,047 --> 00:37:47,099
- Well, you know,
I saw a car pull out,
1029
00:37:47,123 --> 00:37:48,651
and I thought someone
stole my car.
1030
00:37:48,675 --> 00:37:51,051
- Want to read it?
- Sure.
1031
00:37:51,127 --> 00:37:52,519
But read it slow and softly.
1032
00:37:52,596 --> 00:37:55,263
- I'm CC'd, so I-I don't know
why I'm CC'd.
1033
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:59,443
She writes, "Thank you
for your hospitality, Ramona.
1034
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,239
"This is not
the fish room, part 2.
1035
00:38:01,263 --> 00:38:03,989
"I live in a town
you drive to every day
1036
00:38:04,066 --> 00:38:06,327
"because it's the best,
and I have an amazing home.
1037
00:38:06,351 --> 00:38:08,568
"I come to you
and what do I get?
1038
00:38:08,645 --> 00:38:11,371
"Share the bathroom with someone
I don't, or the basement
1039
00:38:11,448 --> 00:38:14,491
"filled with spiders
and the smell of dog piss.
1040
00:38:14,568 --> 00:38:16,930
"I'm shocked that I'm always
the lowest on the totem pole.
1041
00:38:16,954 --> 00:38:20,464
Good night
from the lower level."
1042
00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:23,250
- I asked her what... if she wanted
the room downstairs,
1043
00:38:23,326 --> 00:38:25,210
the main floor or that.
1044
00:38:25,287 --> 00:38:27,065
I don't know
what she's upset about.
1045
00:38:27,089 --> 00:38:28,266
I think she just said all that
'cause she just wanted
1046
00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:30,891
to go home and not be here.
1047
00:38:30,968 --> 00:38:33,048
- Just come up and say,
"You know what?
1048
00:38:33,095 --> 00:38:35,679
I don't wanna be down there.
It makes me feel lonely."
1049
00:38:35,755 --> 00:38:39,358
Luann always seems to have
a issue with the room.
1050
00:38:39,434 --> 00:38:40,976
Vermont...
1051
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,405
- I come here.
I just got married.
1052
00:38:42,429 --> 00:38:44,604
I came all the way
from Palm Beach.
1053
00:38:44,681 --> 00:38:47,658
Nobody was thoughtful
and gave me, like, a nice room.
1054
00:38:47,734 --> 00:38:49,554
- Great Barrington...
1055
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:51,381
- Did you ever hear
of the saying,
1056
00:38:51,405 --> 00:38:53,374
"It's the thought...
It's the thought that counts"?
1057
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:54,667
- I know, and you have
a beautiful room.
1058
00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,335
That room is like... I probably...
1059
00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:58,004
No, you have
an empty room tonight
1060
00:38:58,028 --> 00:38:59,981
'cause Madame Bethenny
is coming tomorrow,
1061
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,016
and you're saving that room
for her, who's coming tomorrow.
1062
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,498
Ramona's house.
1063
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:06,418
There seems to be a theme
going on here.
1064
00:39:06,494 --> 00:39:09,074
[ line rings ]
1065
00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:12,118
she's not gonna pick up.
1066
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,120
- At the tone,
please record your message
1067
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,602
or press "1" for more options.
1068
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:17,082
- [ whispers ] Careful what
you say. Careful.
1069
00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:17,971
[ beep ]
[ whispers indistinctly ]
1070
00:39:18,048 --> 00:39:20,126
- Lu? It's Ramona.
1071
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:23,110
Um, I hope you got home safe.
1072
00:39:23,186 --> 00:39:25,729
Um, but most importantly,
I'm sorry that you felt
1073
00:39:25,805 --> 00:39:31,429
isolated and... and I'm sorry
that I wasn't being more aware
1074
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,098
of how you were feeling.
1075
00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:34,457
I was more concerned
on the superficial things,
1076
00:39:34,481 --> 00:39:36,248
all that other bullsh...
1077
00:39:36,325 --> 00:39:38,419
What's really important
is for us to bond together,
1078
00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:40,138
and I made you feel separate
from everyone,
1079
00:39:40,162 --> 00:39:41,731
and I'm sorry for that.
1080
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:44,205
I never meant to make you feel
low, on the bottom...
1081
00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:46,091
Low on the... - [ coughs ]
1082
00:39:46,168 --> 00:39:47,345
- I never get my...
- Totem pole.
1083
00:39:47,369 --> 00:39:48,429
- Low on the totem pole.
1084
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:50,282
Please come back over here.
1085
00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:51,357
Let me think of a way
I can make it up to you.
1086
00:39:51,381 --> 00:39:52,714
- [ whispers ] Wrap it up.
1087
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,120
Anyway, all the best.
Call me back.
1088
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:57,030
Bye, bye, bye.
[ cellphone beeps ]
1089
00:39:57,054 --> 00:39:58,648
No, she felt rejected. - Yeah.
1090
00:39:58,672 --> 00:40:01,251
- I get that. You know what?
I can understand that.
1091
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:04,476
I never would ever want Luann
to feel badly about this.
1092
00:40:04,552 --> 00:40:06,280
But I really wasn't
thinking clear
1093
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:09,114
'cause I had eight girls,
and I'm cooking and I'm cleaning
1094
00:40:09,191 --> 00:40:10,335
and I'm shopping,
and it's really a lot, okay?
1095
00:40:10,359 --> 00:40:12,262
So I [bleep] up.
1096
00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:13,693
[ cellphone vibrates ]
1097
00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:16,747
���
1098
00:40:18,533 --> 00:40:20,659
- Oh, God. Where's my phone?
1099
00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:23,495
[ Marley yips ]
Who's a good boy?
1100
00:40:23,571 --> 00:40:26,465
Oh, my goodness.
What happened last night?
1101
00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:28,069
I think I had a great time.
1102
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,655
Look at you.
You look fresh as a daisy.
1103
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,679
- Look at you.
- Oh, I'm a wreck.
1104
00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:35,844
- What happened?
- I should've put you...
1105
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,425
You always sleep in my room.
1106
00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,313
[ speaks indistinctly ]
when she said,
1107
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:41,697
"Ramona, I'm sleeping with you."
[ speaks indistinctly ]
1108
00:40:41,756 --> 00:40:43,401
I wasn't thinking. - Oh, yeah.
1109
00:40:43,425 --> 00:40:44,860
- You weren't thinking.
- Right.
1110
00:40:44,884 --> 00:40:47,560
- And now Luann felt neglected.
- Did she leave?
1111
00:40:47,637 --> 00:40:49,699
- Yes! She left at 1:00
in the morning!
1112
00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:51,439
- What?!
- Yes!
1113
00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:54,804
- W.T.F!
- Yes, she left!
1114
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:57,320
Luann was humbled by her
probation for about 10 seconds.
1115
00:40:57,397 --> 00:40:59,309
But once you put her
in the basement,
1116
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:02,103
or as Ramona says,
the lower level,
1117
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,356
that's just not good enough
for Luann.
1118
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:07,714
"Thank you
for your hospitality. Ramona!"
1119
00:41:09,492 --> 00:41:11,679
- It's not always about you.
This is about you.
1120
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:15,547
"You proclaim you love me,
but I know that's not true.
1121
00:41:15,623 --> 00:41:19,059
Good night
from the lower level"!
1122
00:41:19,136 --> 00:41:21,061
- Oh, my God. [ laughs ]
1123
00:41:21,138 --> 00:41:22,470
- Let's go see the basement.
1124
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:24,701
I wanna see the dog piss
and the spiders.
1125
00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:25,816
Let's go.
1126
00:41:25,892 --> 00:41:27,684
- This is where I-I put Luann.
1127
00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:31,271
- Just like a party palace.
1128
00:41:31,347 --> 00:41:32,658
This is great.
- I like that you have
1129
00:41:32,682 --> 00:41:34,210
your own TV area.
- I'm gonna scream!
1130
00:41:34,234 --> 00:41:36,120
- And look,
these are real flowers.
1131
00:41:36,144 --> 00:41:37,204
- And they were real flowers!
- And she thought they were fake.
1132
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,745
- Oh, my God! They're real!
1133
00:41:38,822 --> 00:41:40,541
- Does Luann not wanna sleep in
Ramona's guest room,
1134
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:43,533
or does Luann just wanna
be home?
1135
00:41:43,610 --> 00:41:45,563
I mean, is there a bed?
Is there a pillow?
1136
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:47,587
Is there television?
It's enough!
1137
00:41:47,614 --> 00:41:49,214
The most comfortable couch ever.
1138
00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:50,885
- It's so huge,
you can just hang out here.
1139
00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:52,278
We should maybe watch a movie.
1140
00:41:52,302 --> 00:41:53,688
- Did you get it
at Crate & Barrel?
1141
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,448
[ cellphone rings ]
- Shh! Shh! Hello?
1142
00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:56,366
Don't answer the phone. Don't...
[ speaks indistinctly ]
1143
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,326
- Hey, Lu.
1144
00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,633
���
1145
00:42:00,710 --> 00:42:03,428
- Next time on...
1146
00:42:03,505 --> 00:42:06,231
Round... one!
1147
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:08,911
- Ah!
- Whoa!
1148
00:42:08,935 --> 00:42:10,569
- Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
1149
00:42:10,645 --> 00:42:12,248
- We're here to groom Marley,
Sonja's dog.
1150
00:42:12,272 --> 00:42:14,217
- You're gonna groom Marley?
- Yeah.
1151
00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:16,241
- Just, uh, hold on one sec.
1152
00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:17,609
Dog groomer? Really?
1153
00:42:17,685 --> 00:42:19,685
I'd like to be groomed.
[ laughs ]
1154
00:42:21,198 --> 00:42:23,615
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
1155
00:42:23,691 --> 00:42:25,792
Do you make house calls? - Yeah.
1156
00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:28,881
- Aah!
- Whoa!
1157
00:42:28,905 --> 00:42:31,214
- You drink it!
1158
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:33,666
There's vodka in there.
- Ah, it's all right.
1159
00:42:33,743 --> 00:42:35,805
- As long as she's drinking
around me, I feel like
1160
00:42:35,829 --> 00:42:37,515
she's not gonna go off
the deep end.
1161
00:42:37,539 --> 00:42:39,367
- Yeah!
1162
00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,703
Let's rock this!
1163
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:44,177
- Whatever!
I don't give a [bleep].
1164
00:42:44,254 --> 00:42:47,272
1985 is gone! It's over!
1165
00:42:47,349 --> 00:42:48,681
- [ screaming ]
1166
00:42:48,758 --> 00:42:49,627
- don't get all socialite
with me!
1167
00:42:49,651 --> 00:42:51,193
- Why does she care?
1168
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:52,630
- I think I'm gonna go.
1169
00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:55,313
- Get your asses down here!
1170
00:42:55,390 --> 00:42:56,740
- What is this?
1171
00:42:56,817 --> 00:42:58,369
- This is my home!
- Yes.
1172
00:42:58,393 --> 00:42:59,670
- There's a vibrator
in the chicken.
1173
00:42:59,694 --> 00:43:01,328
- Oh, no!
1174
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:02,882
- For more
on the "Real Housewives,"
1175
00:43:02,906 --> 00:43:06,032
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