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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,200 2 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,895 Launch control is having trouble verifying mass acceleration. 3 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:48,275 Team Banzai rotational supervisor, please confirm. 4 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:53,864 I want an electromagnetic fuel reading from the launch. 5 00:01:55,700 --> 00:02:00,287 We are T minus seven zero and holding. 6 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:04,541 Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck. 7 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,588 Can we have a photographic printout to the bunker? 8 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:15,093 T minus six zero three and holding. Phaser positive. Latch compressor. 9 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:19,473 Multistage axial compressor... latched. 10 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:23,810 Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs. 11 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:29,774 Commence pullback to the launch sequence. Clear the launch. 12 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:35,572 Specific density is 2.5. Over. 13 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:38,992 You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? 14 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,704 Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr. Secretary. 15 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,665 Looks like he's got cold feet. 16 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:49,377 Well, better go see what's keeping the boss, Reno. 17 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:51,963 Why me? 18 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,840 Cos I'm busy. 19 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,552 May I have the curved Yasargil, please? 20 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,055 It's not here, Dr. Banzai. 21 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,682 Ah, let me have the straight one then. 22 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,218 See, this is the part where for me it started looking like a problem. 23 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:09,481 I mean, I wanted to sacrifice the precentral vein in order to get some exposure. 24 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:13,059 But because of this guy's normal variation, I got excited and all the sudden I didn't know 25 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:16,812 whether I was looking at the precentral vein or one of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen 26 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:21,025 or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal, so one my own me at this point I was ready to say "That's it, let's get out". 27 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:24,120 See, you can check your anatomy all you want, 28 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:27,031 and even though there may be normal variation, if you get right down to it, 29 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,876 this far inside the head, it all looks the same. 30 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:33,088 No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. 31 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:40,095 This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good. 32 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:44,057 Dr. Banzai is using the laser to vaporize a pineal tumor 33 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,851 without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. 34 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,938 Subcutaneous microphone gonna allow the patient to transmit 35 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,566 verbal instructions to his own brain. 36 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:57,445 - Like "Raise my left arm"? - Or "Throw the harpoon". 37 00:03:57,572 --> 00:04:00,615 People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo. 38 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:04,869 You ever thought about joining me full time? 39 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,157 What do you mean? You serious? Do you have an opening? 40 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:11,084 Uh-huh. Can you sing? 41 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,962 A little. Yeah. I can dance. 42 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,630 Hey, it's Buckaroo. 43 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,842 We have Buckaroo descending. We have him on the launch parameter. 44 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:24,806 Inertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting. 45 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,600 Hey, hey, Rawhide! 46 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:30,729 All systems righteous. Professor Hikita says we have a go. 47 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:45,660 I'm teeing off in an hour and a half. What's this jalopy supposed to do anyway? 48 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:49,497 - 500 miles an hour, General. - Oh, Senator, you're so gullible. 49 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:59,049 Please clear the launch grid. Please clear the launch grid. 50 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,545 HB 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure. 51 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:10,482 - ...B, C, D, E... - Clear the area! 52 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,566 Control, this is HB 88. Commander's voice check. Over. 53 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,943 Roger, HB 88. Read you. Out. 54 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:22,864 Control, this is HB 88. Event timer started. Over. 55 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:26,493 HB 88, this is control. APU start is go. 56 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:29,037 You are on your on-board computer. Over. 57 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,538 Roger, I copy. 58 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:35,669 - Altimeters? Compasses? - Set and crosschecked. 59 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,840 - Reserve brake system two? - Closed and guarded. 60 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,759 - Gear handle? - Down and in. 61 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,095 - Throttles and start levers? - Closed, off. 62 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:48,598 - Number four electric hydraulic pump and press? - On and checked. 63 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,517 - Parking brake? - Set. Press checked. 64 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:54,104 - Radios, radar and transponder? - Set and stand by. 65 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:03,863 HB 88, this is control. IMU alignment in progress. 66 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,741 We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes. 67 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:12,372 30.32 seconds north... by 80 degrees, 36 minutes. 68 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:16,376 - 14.8 seconds west. - Synchro is aligned. 69 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:20,505 HB 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over. 70 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:50,285 - INS ram coordinates. - Form one, fuel ticket? 71 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:53,496 - On board. - Circuit breakers? 72 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:57,208 Point of no return. Five, four, three... 73 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:00,503 We have main engine start. ...two, one. 74 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,600 Electronuclear carburation seems fine. 75 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:21,232 He's fast. I'll give Banzai that. But one heat-seeking missile and he's history. 76 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,986 This is control. APU start is go. 77 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:28,865 You're on your on-board computer. Over. 78 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:33,787 They are reading you on the localizer downrange. Looks good. Over. 79 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:35,997 HB 88, this is control. 80 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:40,752 Speed steady at 317 nautical. 400 and accelerating! 81 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:46,257 Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over. 82 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,847 - Four... three... - Here he comes. 83 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,892 ...two... one. 84 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,686 - Where's he going? - Yeah! 85 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,566 He is off course. This is Chase One. Over. 86 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,527 He has broken trajectory... 87 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:09,739 50 cylinder. There is an immediate fire hazard. Do you read? 88 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:11,908 - Roger. - Do you read? 89 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:15,954 Advise you abort. Over. Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two! 90 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,833 - What the hell's phase two? - That's a big no-can-do. 91 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,798 Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over. 92 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,802 - He's broken the sound barrier! - Mach 1 .3. 93 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:35,265 Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure. Over. 94 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,809 Just be cool. She'll hold. 95 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:42,021 Axis negative. Pneumatic pressure negative. 96 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,524 We are looking at 500 degrees... 97 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:48,361 We are in pursuit. He is gaining. Over. 98 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,905 He's headed for the mountains! 99 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,615 Eject, Buckaroo! Eject! 100 00:08:54,952 --> 00:09:00,373 HB 88, do you read? Do you read? Over. This is control. Do you read? 101 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:04,294 Unsafe levels of... 102 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,715 Standby recirculation has been activated. 103 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:13,636 HB 88, this is control. Do you... 104 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:21,561 Hotel Brava 88 do you read? Do you read? Over. 105 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:26,900 - What is going on? - It's off my scope. 106 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:39,203 This is Chase One. We got his tracks. They go right up to a wall of rock. 107 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,955 Holy shit! 108 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:18,743 This is Chase Two. Chase Two. We see him. We see him. 109 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,622 We have him. Chase Two reports a visual 100 miles off course. 110 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:23,665 Banzai! 111 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,920 He's gone through it. He's gone through the mountain. 112 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,297 It has deployed there. 113 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:37,220 There is a minimal disturbance in the electromagnetic field. 114 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:40,223 Antigravity inertia is normal. 115 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,935 Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over. 116 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,687 He is OK. 117 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:50,400 The vehicle is hot, but we are showing no radioactivity. Over. 118 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:55,488 HB 88, this is control. We see you. Welcome home. Over. 119 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:59,033 We show electrical-field aberrations on the windshield. 120 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:04,580 We are getting a localized vibration of the drive train and a minor oil leak. 121 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,583 Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability? 122 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,383 HB 88, this is control. 123 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,803 We are reading an electrical field aberration of 993 124 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:23,016 on your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over. 125 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,988 HB 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over. 126 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:43,077 We are getting localized vibration on your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over. 127 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:58,718 HB 88, a retrieval vehicle will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over. 128 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:13,483 Well, there it is, tire tracks right up to a wall of rock. 129 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,236 Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno - 130 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:22,366 cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle. 131 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,246 Could you elaborate on that device, I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"... 132 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,917 - Oscillation overthruster. - Hikita! 133 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,962 - Thank you, Allison. - That dirty little Asian critter! 134 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:44,472 Tranquillizers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 11 am, 135 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:48,101 Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday. 136 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,821 The sound barrier crumbles, and then the dimension barrier. 137 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:06,410 It was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938 138 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:12,250 through the overthruster he and Dr. Emilio Lizardo put together from spare parts 139 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,669 in a laboratory at Princeton. 140 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:19,799 1938. Can you imagine what it must have been like then? 141 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,896 Molto grazie, Dr. Lizardo. 142 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:38,901 Almost ready, Dr. Lizardo! Almost. 143 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,885 Electromagnets, they are charging. 144 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,762 Catapult, she's wired! 145 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:11,309 No. Not yet. No! 146 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,978 Whoo! 147 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,565 No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready! 148 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,839 He did not go through the wall. 149 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,306 Holy Toledo! 150 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,064 Facile. Sotto, dottor. 151 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,701 Emilio? 152 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,224 ...asked what he saw, asked where he went, 153 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:38,896 Dr. Banzai replied "Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, 154 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,483 huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations." 155 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:48,030 Lithium is no longer available on credit. 156 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,537 G-sub-E... 157 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:59,625 Gesù Cristo, make the ganglia twitch. We're home free. 158 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:05,756 Home... home is where you wear your hat. 159 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:10,219 I feel so break up, I want to go home! 160 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:14,765 Hello, Doc. Who are we today? Albert Einstein? 161 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,893 No. Lord John Whorfin. 162 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,897 If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. 163 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:27,153 Cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. I got a care package from your yo-yo friends. 164 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,906 Hey, Signore... 165 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,284 grazie tanto. 166 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,411 Thanks, Doc. 167 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,706 I come for your TV. You've been using too much juice. 168 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,876 Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. 169 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,129 It beats me how an old homicidal loony can use that much power. 170 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,132 Go on, take it! I don't need it! 171 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:54,055 Tomorrow I'm goin' home with my overthruster. 172 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,809 That's terrific, Doc. 173 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,313 I'll make sure you get an early wake-up call. 174 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:07,568 Laugh while you can, monkey boy. 175 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:21,999 Buckaroo, I've done a spectrographic analysis 176 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,295 on the specimen you pulled off the jet car drive shaft. 177 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,215 Rawhide, what do you think? 178 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,550 I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. 179 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:36,514 This is New Jersey, and when you play my joint, you're just another act. 180 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:41,519 - I want some music out of you. - You want it, Artie? You got it. 181 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,690 Let's rock and roll! 182 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,991 Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery is proud to present for a single night only, 183 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,829 New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing... 184 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,874 Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers! 185 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,822 Excuse me. 186 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,994 Excuse me, is someone out there not having a good time? 187 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,667 Is somebody... 188 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,170 is somebody crying... 189 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,589 out there in the darkness? 190 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,383 Somebody crying? 191 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,929 Over here. I'm sorry. 192 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:46,894 Um, could we get... could we get her a mike and a spotlight? 193 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,980 Tommy, could we run her a mike? 194 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:55,236 - What, are you serious? - Yeah, run her over a mike. 195 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,491 What's your name? 196 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,701 - Who cares? - Right. 197 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,287 Well, I care. What's your name? 198 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,670 - Penny. - Did you say Peggy? 199 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,757 No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy. 200 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,804 That doesn't matter. It's not important. 201 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:28,394 I just... I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, that's all. 202 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,815 I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, 203 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,359 and they wouldn't take my luggage in hock. 204 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,987 I lost my room at the Y this morning. 205 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,118 But it's cool. 206 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,746 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now. 207 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,207 Don't be mean. 208 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,628 We don't have to be mean, cos, remember... 209 00:20:55,213 --> 00:21:00,092 no matter where you go... there you are. 210 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:23,157 - I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy. - No, Penny! Who cares? 211 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:36,420 I don't have plans and schemes... 212 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,173 And I... 213 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:44,219 Don't have hopes and dreams... 214 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:51,101 I don't have anything... 215 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,978 - This is weird. - Sure is. 216 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:58,442 Since I don't have you... 217 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,738 - Yeah, I... - Who's the girl? 218 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:07,868 Don't have fond desires... 219 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:15,501 I don't have happy hours... 220 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:22,800 I don't have anything... 221 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:34,103 - Get her outta here now! Let's go! - Let me go! Let me go, you freaks! 222 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:38,148 - Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. - Kill that spot. Kill it! 223 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:47,491 ...festive briefing by the Banzai Institute. Tomorrow... 224 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,411 Where you think you're going, Doc? The moon? 225 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,914 - No, no. Planet Ten. - Planet Ten. Why, pray tell? 226 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,041 - Operator? - Doc, put down the phone. 227 00:22:56,167 --> 00:23:00,921 Operator? I wanna make a call to a Mr. John Bigbooty 228 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:06,468 at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems over in Grover's Mill. 229 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:10,180 And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling. 230 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,642 That's W-H-O-R-F-I-N. You got that, honey? 231 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:17,730 - John. J-O-H-N. - This better be collect, Doc. 232 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:30,242 Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool! Who do you think? 233 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,786 The time has come, Bigbooty. 234 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:35,330 Prepare for my return. 235 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,460 Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch TV? 236 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:45,340 Banzai and Hikita have done it. They have opened the window! 237 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:50,679 Si. Si. So meet me at the factory. 238 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,932 And get their overthruster. 239 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,976 And Hikita, too. 240 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,437 Sure. Alive. 241 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:03,192 No, no, don't worry about me. I'll get my own ride. 242 00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:16,246 Evil will not prevail. That was... 243 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,211 Arrivederci, Jersey. 244 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,631 Goodbye, goodbye to her... 245 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,474 - It's the spittin' image. - Doesn't look anything like her. 246 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,434 Pictures don't lie. 247 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,730 Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way. 248 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:46,568 It's Peggy to these eyes. It's the same nose. It's the same hair. 249 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:49,613 Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too or else he wouldn't be ready 250 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,990 to make a fool of himself. 251 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,250 Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo. Thought you'd wanna be notified. 252 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:04,253 Remember that old Italian pal of the Professor's? 253 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,963 - Emilio Lizardo. - Yeah. 254 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:10,175 Last night he kills a guard, breaks out of Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane. 255 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,887 Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati Bora. Totaled it a block away. 256 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,264 Holy Moly. 257 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,976 - Maserati Bora. - Mm-hm. That ain't all. 258 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,854 He's vanished. Thin air. 259 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:27,734 - Dr. Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once? - You're thinking of Mr. Wizard. 260 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,821 This guy is a top scientist, Dummkopf. 261 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:36,243 - So was Mr. Wizard. - Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy. 262 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:40,455 A vicious psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'. 263 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,462 Buckaroo, look at this. 264 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,717 Grossly-abnormal high-altitude electrostatic disturbance 265 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:55,178 - moving down over Connecticut. - From the jet car, do you think? 266 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:58,265 No, not from the jet car. Check with NORAD Command. 267 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:03,478 It could be above-ground atomic testing in China. Maybe sunspot activity. 268 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,022 Man, that's strange. 269 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,194 Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected 270 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:15,324 a mysterious radioactive cloud-like mass over southern New England. 271 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:19,786 Sources close to the National Security Consortium have refused to comment. 272 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:25,542 Let's get on back to three great modern country hits in a row. 273 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:29,838 - Sidney! - Buckaroo! 274 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,466 - How's the patient? - Fine, thanks to you. 275 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,672 - But more importantly: Congratulations! - Thank you. 276 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:37,262 You drove right through a mountain the other day. 277 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:40,381 You did it right after you left me at the operation. You haven't even said anything about it. 278 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,559 - Didn't mention it. - Sidney, these are my friends. 279 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:46,396 This is my colleague Dr. Sidney Zwibel, old medical friend from Columbia P and S. 280 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,890 - Howdy. How you're doing? - Listen, Sidney, I'm glad you could make it. 281 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,392 Cos it looks like we may need an extra hand sooner than I thought. 282 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,445 Aha, I see. That's what I was wondering about. 283 00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:57,115 I got your message about rendezvousing at this address. Barely had time to pack. 284 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,534 - Then I came here... - I can see that. 285 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,120 I'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself at home. 286 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,210 You know, I thought we were gonna rehearse or something. 287 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:12,130 I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love the comic books and the records. 288 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,091 I know you. You're Pecos. 289 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:17,594 - Perfect Tommy. - Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry. 290 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,223 - You're Pecos. - Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno. 291 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:24,059 - Reno! It's an honor. - Where do you hail from, Doc? 292 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,729 - Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee. - Where are your spurs at? 293 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,314 Is he making fun of me? 294 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:35,487 Third cell to the left. Pink dress. 295 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,239 Arigato. 296 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:53,505 What do you want? Huh? What are you doin' here? 297 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,842 What are you doing here? 298 00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:59,845 Why don't you just go away and let me rot? 299 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,767 Who were you really trying to annihilate last night? 300 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:10,522 You. Just like the papers all say. 301 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,235 Come over here. 302 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,406 Come on. 303 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:23,827 Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy! 304 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,917 What do you want from me? 305 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:37,883 Oh, you remind me of someone I once knew long ago. 306 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,473 Was she very beautiful? 307 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:50,020 She was... queen of the Netherlands. 308 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,564 That's a long way from where I come from. 309 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:56,193 Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming? 310 00:28:57,153 --> 00:29:00,030 No, I'm from Laramie. 311 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:03,033 Except that I was born in Cody, but nobody... 312 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:06,411 Do you have family? Back in Cody, I mean? 313 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,747 I don't know. 314 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:12,876 See, I always felt that there was another part of me somewhere. 315 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,295 Another part of you? 316 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,798 Somewhere, yeah. 317 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,926 I'm adopted. 318 00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:22,886 Of course! 319 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:26,223 If it was a snake, it'd have bit me! 320 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,683 - Another you. - Anything's possible. 321 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:31,436 - Let her out! - Hey, me too. 322 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,981 - Let her out? - Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible. 323 00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:38,235 - She's a killer! - No, she's not. And give her your coat. 324 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,862 Why me? 325 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,198 Because you're perfect. 326 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,868 You have a point there. 327 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,626 I'd like to move this thing along. 328 00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:59,464 Perhaps some of you noticed we have a motorcycle convention rolling in here. 329 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:02,008 We're a little short of time. 330 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:05,762 Besides, I don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. 331 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:08,014 You're right. 332 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:15,355 Without further ado, I'd like to introduce a young man 333 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:20,735 who yesterday took our notions of reality and turned them inside out. 334 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:25,115 Dr. Buckaroo Banzai, perhaps you can explain yourself. 335 00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:30,829 Ooh. 336 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:35,834 Secretary, Senator Cunningham... members of the world press. 337 00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:40,797 30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai 338 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:44,718 gave their lives for what was then considered to be a very insane notion... 339 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:49,347 the possibility of contacting alien life. 340 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:54,227 However, not on another planet. But here. 341 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,647 Maybe right inside this table... 342 00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:02,068 living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own. 343 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,155 Perhaps within a mountain. 344 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:10,493 See this rock? It's solid matter, right? 345 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:15,540 But the solid parts of this rock - the neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons - 346 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,167 comprise only about 347 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:20,128 one quadrillionth of its total volume. 348 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,464 - How many zeros is that? - Quite a few. 349 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,967 The rest of this rock is actually empty space. 350 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:29,804 So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr. Emilio Lizardo 351 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:33,475 figured that if solid matter were mostly just empty space, 352 00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:37,896 a person should be able to discover a way to travel inside things. 353 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:42,317 We at the Banzai Institute have at last found that way. 354 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:45,278 We have created a device 355 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,904 called an oscillation overthruster, 356 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:52,827 which systematically reorders matter 357 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:57,457 by annihilating electrons, positrons... 358 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:01,336 I get it. What you're saying is that oppositely-charged particles collide, 359 00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:06,383 and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang. 360 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:12,472 I'm probably just stating the very obvious. Shut up, Penny. Shut up. 361 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:16,643 Oh, no. It's not obvious at all. If it was obvious, everybody would be doing it every day. 362 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:21,231 See, by all accounts, it appears as though I literally went right through a mountain. 363 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:25,360 But you could take that mountain and pulverize it... 364 00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:30,490 and sift through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural life... 365 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:35,996 and you would never ever find... this. 366 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:42,210 And yet this living organism came out of that mountain in Texas with me. 367 00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:46,206 Even though I was never inside that mountain. 368 00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:48,324 The president's calling. 369 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,667 - The president of what? - The president of the United States. 370 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,000 Oh. Here. 371 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,450 Later. 372 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,660 Is he still delirious? 373 00:32:56,671 --> 00:32:59,871 I can't tell. It's real fuzzy. I patched him through to a payphone down the hall. 374 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:04,065 - Do your thing. - Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. 375 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:07,110 Why don't you hold onto it for a while? 376 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,070 Any time. 377 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,740 Do we have the first slide, please? 378 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:15,285 What about the Pentagon? The possibility of war 379 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,912 in the Eighth Dimension, Mr. Secretary? 380 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,039 What? 381 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:23,877 It seemed like a strange connection even back at the bus. 382 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,381 Mr. President? 383 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,594 Some kind of interference. 384 00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,431 Hello, Mr. President? 385 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:39,726 Mr. President? Mr. President, hello? 386 00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:42,020 Hello, Mr. President? 387 00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:45,607 - What's going on? - Maybe it's a prankster, some computer whiz kid. 388 00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:47,776 Not with Elephant Bravo. 389 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:52,197 - Not with an alpha clearance. - Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr... 390 00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:56,618 Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital. 391 00:33:56,744 --> 00:34:01,581 Yeah, and make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here. 392 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,792 Does the President call him a lot? 393 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,465 Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything! 394 00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,384 Don't touch him! 395 00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:17,013 What's he writing? 396 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,556 Conference room! 397 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,683 Conference room! Let's go! 398 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:23,186 Launch thermopod. 399 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:37,367 - There they are. - Dr. Banzai. 400 00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:40,120 - Don't you see 'em? - What do you mean? Who? 401 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:44,666 Evil! Pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension! Grab 'em! 402 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,711 - Lectroids! Grab 'em! - Lectroids? He's got a gun. 403 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:52,257 OK, wise guy! 404 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:59,889 Let those gun belts hit the floor! Nobody follows or the Prof is history! 405 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,061 - Where's Buckaroo? - Get him. 406 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:09,315 - Where's the overthruster? - Get an ambulance. 407 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:29,627 - Come on, will you just ignore them? - Isn't that...? 408 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,820 Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that! 409 00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,532 It's Buckaroo Banzai! 410 00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,338 - Hold it! - Freeze! 411 00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:39,489 - I had my eyes open all day long, Burt. - It may not be a total loss. 412 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:43,993 - I'm about ready to go home. - We might see something. 413 00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:51,751 I hit it! It is wounded. 414 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:56,047 What'd it look like to you? 415 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:59,342 - Like a big black flying dinosaur. - Dinosaur? It was purple. 416 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:04,264 - That's what it looked like. It was black. - It was purple. It'll be dark before we even find it. 417 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:08,643 We get Professor Hikita to cough up the crucial missing circuit 418 00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:11,062 and then we finally get our butts off this rock! 419 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:14,107 Oh, yeah? Listen to this! 420 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,528 Well, what is it? What is it? 421 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,572 Black thermopod emergency beacon! 422 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,408 Here? On Earth? 423 00:37:23,534 --> 00:37:27,537 - Why? John Bigbooté, why? - Coordinates established. 424 00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:30,665 Electromagnetic energy back on route three. 425 00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,353 - The whole top of the tree's squashed! - Do you think it up there? 426 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,439 Let's wait for the cops, Burt. 427 00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:57,483 What for? Are you scared? 428 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,778 - There's gotta be something there. - Come on, Burt. There's nothing up there. 429 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:04,324 Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this! 430 00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:09,954 Where you going? Where you going?! 431 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,123 Christmas shopping. 432 00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:17,795 - What's that? - It's a stick. What's it look like? 433 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:21,633 - Gimme some light, will ya? - I got two guns in my hands. 434 00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:24,677 - Put one of them down. - I ain't putting the guns down! 435 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,139 - It's just a tree. - Then leave it alone! 436 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,851 Aagh! See, I told you! I told you! Leave it alone! 437 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,857 Run! Run! Run! 438 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:43,196 - Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! - I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed! 439 00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:51,037 There's something. There's something coming out! 440 00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,081 - Where? - Out of the top. 441 00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,462 Oh, my soul! 442 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:05,843 Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it. 443 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,722 Sorry. 444 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,070 Is he dead? 445 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:27,198 Yeah, I think so. But look at his face. It's changing. 446 00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:30,618 And his hair... his hair is all disappeared. 447 00:39:30,828 --> 00:39:35,873 - What's that smell? You smell electricity? - He's crackling. We're standing in water. 448 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,366 What is he, Burt? Is he radioactive? 449 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:41,295 How the hell do I know? Do I look like a nuclear genius? 450 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,589 He's probably from Mars. Or Jupiter. 451 00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:46,092 Jupiter? I hope he's alone. 452 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,344 - There's somethin' over there. - Where? 453 00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:50,555 Right there. 454 00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,981 What is it? 455 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,988 Buckaroo Banzai. It's the latest issue. 456 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:13,161 Rawhide, come in. Rawhide. 457 00:40:13,746 --> 00:40:14,996 Rawhide. 458 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:19,375 Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static. 459 00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:22,962 Yeah. That's me. 460 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:27,800 I've been ionized, but I'm OK now. 461 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,637 Listen, I'm switching on the homing beacon. 462 00:40:31,764 --> 00:40:35,433 Mark two minute intervals... now. 463 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:40,188 Look, we got the overthruster. But someone shanghaied the Professor right from the conference. 464 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:45,026 - Oh, the deuce you say. - What do you think? 465 00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:48,529 - Dr. Lizardo, maybe? - Yeah, I'd put money on it. 466 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,324 - That crate. - What crate? 467 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,368 The crate they shoved in that van. 468 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,037 You and the guys... 469 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,916 go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called 470 00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:02,460 Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 471 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,880 - You got that? - Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it. 472 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:12,386 Hand me that tarp, will ya? Let's cover this guy up. 473 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:15,556 - Guy? What guy? - He's got paws. 474 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:20,186 - Now what? - Who are they? 475 00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,232 Cover it up. 476 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:33,032 John Bigbooté, Officer. 477 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,868 Head of Operations, Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 478 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:40,122 - There's one of our birds. - That fella over there one of your birds, too? 479 00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:42,333 The droid, you mean? 480 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:48,089 Doesn't look like anything I've seen before. I mean, I've seen droids... 481 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,424 Nice night, huh? 482 00:42:04,273 --> 00:42:07,066 That big thing over there attacked me. 483 00:42:07,234 --> 00:42:10,152 Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no. 484 00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:13,948 Yeah! It's some kinda creature. There's part of it still stuck in the tree. 485 00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:18,286 No, it's a machine with 30-foot leather wings. I think it's radioactive. 486 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,957 Three minutes since he last moved. This is a fix. Something is happening. 487 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,959 Let's get somebody over there. 488 00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,337 AI, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates. 489 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:31,465 Tommy, hop on the Marconi and see if we got Blue Blazes 490 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:34,677 in a ten-minute radius. But no strike teams, Tommy, understand? 491 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:37,513 I'm headed downstairs. Keep everybody calm. 492 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:44,979 - Hikita-san. - Buckaroo! 493 00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:49,901 Repeating: Intrastate outward band five. 494 00:42:50,027 --> 00:42:53,446 Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze irregulars in the Garden State. 495 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:58,367 Buckaroo... in trouble. Will repeat coordinates. 496 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:03,789 This is Scooter Lindley, Junior Blue Blaze irregular 41 and a half. Hang on. 497 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:08,628 - Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble! - Say what? 498 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:12,381 Aliens from the Eighth Dimension. I'm seeing them now. 499 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:14,300 You can see them now? Here? 500 00:43:14,468 --> 00:43:18,220 Yeah, the three jerks driving this van. Look at this. What is this? 501 00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:21,849 It's your hand, Buckaroo. 502 00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,519 No, no, no, no, it's a formula. It's an antidote of some kind. 503 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:29,046 Whatever that was in that phoney call from the president gave me information, 504 00:43:29,191 --> 00:43:33,191 some electrochemical message that allows me to see what they really are. 505 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,650 What are they? 506 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,000 Lectroids from Planet Ten by way of the Eighth Dimension. 507 00:43:38,492 --> 00:43:40,368 Mr. Gomez? 508 00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:43,134 - I got a truck on the way to help mop things up. - Identification? 509 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:48,000 Or else this place'll become a zoo, not to mention a haven for gawkers. 510 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,336 Wait a minute. Now just a second. 511 00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:53,339 - Stay put. All of ya. - Sure thing. 512 00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:56,842 We'll go ahead and start breaking it down. 513 00:43:56,969 --> 00:43:59,220 Don't touch it! 514 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,765 I got my own help on the way. Now, that's an order. 515 00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,938 Go find something to crack it open. 516 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,856 There's a Harley in those bushes. 517 00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:14,568 I want you to get out and go to the laboratory, start working on this formula. 518 00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:19,240 - I want you to synthesize it. - Buckaroo! Give me the formula. 519 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:35,423 Oh, wow! 520 00:44:37,226 --> 00:44:37,926 Peggy! 521 00:44:37,968 --> 00:44:42,138 She's not Peggy, Mrs. Johnson. Sois sage, mon amie. 522 00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:45,850 No. Of course not. How could she be? 523 00:44:45,976 --> 00:44:48,936 - Any word from Buckaroo? - No, I thought he was with you guys. 524 00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:53,315 No, he's not. Ah, Dr. Zwibel, Penny Priddy... Mrs. Johnson. 525 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:57,361 Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey. 526 00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:06,704 - Well, where are they all going? - Bunk house. Off limits. 527 00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,501 Again, John Gomez! 528 00:45:16,173 --> 00:45:18,632 John O'Connor, there's a crowbar in the truck. 529 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:20,801 I'll get it. 530 00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:38,194 Destroy yourself, John Gant. 531 00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:41,072 Set detonator. 532 00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:47,703 Detonator set. 533 00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:53,459 My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones. 534 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:57,463 John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head. 535 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:02,676 Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. 536 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,387 I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it! 537 00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:08,724 Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh! 538 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:14,271 Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai! 539 00:46:17,234 --> 00:46:18,317 Hey! 540 00:46:18,944 --> 00:46:21,904 It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him! 541 00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:34,250 Hustle up! 542 00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:06,240 Scooter Lindley, Blue Blaze Irregular. 543 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:22,423 - It is! It is Professor Hikita. - We're closing the gate. Please, step back! 544 00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:25,801 Where's Buckaroo? 545 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:42,109 We gotta have something for him. Try a new cipher. 546 00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:49,074 - Try a G-cipher. - G-cipher. 547 00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:53,078 There... 548 00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:54,246 That's more like it. 549 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:59,543 Looks like we've accessed their restricted data file. Could be highly revealing. 550 00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:03,756 No sign of Buckaroo. The Professor just rode up saying something 551 00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:08,010 about space monsters and where's the overthruster. Went straight to the lab. 552 00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:09,929 Space monsters, my ass. 553 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,809 Hey, man, nice jacket. 554 00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,986 What's in the big pink box? 555 00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:33,494 Hey, buddy. May I help you? 556 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,746 Hello! Buckaroo Banzai!? 557 00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:38,332 You a messenger? What you got here? 558 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:42,544 No, no, wait a minute. I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person. 559 00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:46,340 My name is John Parker. 560 00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:48,092 Identify yourself, no? 561 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,553 Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers. 562 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:56,100 Sorry, John, everybody needs see Buckaroo. Later. 563 00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,061 Gino, run this down to the Professor for me. 564 00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:00,867 Sounds like he's getting a little nervous. 565 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:05,442 - This is queer. Look. - What's up? What you got? 566 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:10,614 All these people applied for social security cards in the same town in New Jersey on exact same date. 567 00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:11,991 New Jersey? 568 00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:16,370 46 Yoyodyne employees, Grover's Mill, New Jersey, 569 00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,914 11 -1 -38. 570 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,624 I got some pictures, boys. 571 00:49:22,544 --> 00:49:26,588 It looks like a practical joke. Check out these names: 572 00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:31,468 John Yaya? John Parrot? John Bigbooty? 573 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:35,264 Maybe not. John Nolan? John O'Connor? 574 00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:37,516 No way, José. 575 00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:43,355 John Small Berries? It's a joke. Maybe that's what Buckaroo was talking about. 576 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,817 No, Reno, there are no ages and no places of birth. 577 00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:51,363 Uh, Grover's Mill. Grover's Mill, 1938. Why's that so familiar? 578 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:56,452 They all have the same first name. John, John, John, John, John. 579 00:49:56,578 --> 00:50:00,247 Somebody's playing games. This is statistically impossible. 580 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:02,499 No, no, no. Wait a minute, wait a minute, um... 581 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,585 November one. October. 582 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:07,629 30 days have September, April, June, November. Short February. 583 00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:11,300 And all the rest have 31 . October 31st. 584 00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:13,719 Halloween. 585 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:15,721 Oh, um... 586 00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:18,265 Don't you get it? Orson Welles. 587 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:21,101 You mean the guy from the old wine commercials? 588 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:25,356 Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds, that fake radio news broadcast 589 00:50:25,482 --> 00:50:28,942 that got everybody scared, thinking real, live Martians... 590 00:50:29,903 --> 00:50:32,780 were landing in Grover's Mill... 591 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:36,200 New Jersey. 592 00:50:36,326 --> 00:50:38,744 Then it all just turned out to be a hoax. 593 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:39,870 So? 594 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:46,460 So... maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax. 595 00:50:55,011 --> 00:50:58,263 If we don't find the overthruster, Whorfin'll have us for supper. 596 00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:01,892 Who says the damn thing's even here? 597 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,205 Come on! Come on! 598 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:43,976 - Who is he? - I don't know. 599 00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:12,713 All right, who's the wise guy? 600 00:52:15,675 --> 00:52:18,260 I said, who's the wise guy? 601 00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,400 It's locked. 602 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,700 John O'Connor, smash the window. 603 00:52:41,868 --> 00:52:44,786 Why me, John Bigbooté? 604 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:51,335 It might be booby-trapped. 605 00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:53,212 Oh. 606 00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:02,045 - Buckaroo! - Mrs. Johnson, this is Casper and Scooter Lindley. 607 00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:04,297 Is Hikita-san here yet? Where's the overthruster? Where's Penny? 608 00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:08,727 Prof is in the lab with the overthruster. Penny's in the right wing guest room. Everybody's safe and sound. 609 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,854 - They're lectroids, Buckaroo. - From Planet Ten. 610 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:14,274 - Planet Ten? How do you guys know? - It's all on the yellow record. Come on. 611 00:53:14,442 --> 00:53:15,859 - Casper Lindley. - Reno. 612 00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:20,072 - Yellow record? - However, they didn't come here on a nonstop flight. 613 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:23,992 They blasted through the Eighth Dimension in 1938 over in Grover's Mill. 614 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:27,204 Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident. 615 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:31,291 Some giant explosion. And they hypnotized Orson Welles into covering it up. 616 00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:34,670 So, first he says there's an invasion from Mars, 617 00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:37,881 but then he says, no, no, no, it's just a radio-show hoax. 618 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:39,257 - Get it? - No. 619 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:40,725 - Let's go. - Orson Welles? 620 00:53:40,726 --> 00:53:42,726 What about Yoyodyne? What about Dr. Lizardo? 621 00:53:42,804 --> 00:53:46,348 - That's what we're trying to tell you. - There's someone living inside him. 622 00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:48,809 - Buckaroo. - Pinky. 623 00:53:48,977 --> 00:53:55,065 Put this on. Here, y'all put these on. There's more in the box and there's one over there. 624 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:58,527 - What's this? - It came with the record. It's like a 3-D type thing. 625 00:53:58,653 --> 00:54:01,071 How am I supposed to know he's from outer space? 626 00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:04,825 This Rasta guy pedals up to the front gate and delivers it all in a pink cake box. 627 00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:07,411 - What? What for? - We don't know. It wouldn't tell us. 628 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:11,331 - It wants to talk to the head honcho. - Lights. 629 00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:26,179 Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai. 630 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:31,727 I am John Emdall from Planet Ten. 631 00:54:31,853 --> 00:54:35,939 A common, grave danger confronts both our worlds. 632 00:54:36,524 --> 00:54:39,443 - After a bloody reign of terror... - Hey, what is that? 633 00:54:39,569 --> 00:54:42,863 ...the hated leader of a military caste... 634 00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:46,867 the self-proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin, 635 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,870 a bloodthirsty butcher as evil as your Hitler... 636 00:54:50,038 --> 00:54:51,038 Oh, wow! 637 00:54:51,164 --> 00:54:54,750 ...was overthrown by freedom-loving forces... 638 00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:59,546 tried and condemned, along with several hundred of his followers, 639 00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:05,260 to spend eternity in the formless void of the Eighth Dimension. 640 00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:08,180 Did you tell Penny that Buckaroo's looking for her? 641 00:55:08,264 --> 00:55:09,672 I looked in her room. She wasn't there. 642 00:55:09,682 --> 00:55:11,308 - Who's Penny? - Where is she? 643 00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:14,686 Will everybody shut up so I can hear the rest of this thing? 644 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:20,525 And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin 645 00:55:21,027 --> 00:55:24,112 with the success of your oscillation overthruster. 646 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:30,494 For our intelligence warns us that he intends to steal your overthruster. 647 00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:35,666 If he should attempt this, we will have no choice 648 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:39,544 but to disrupt worldwide electronic communications 649 00:55:39,671 --> 00:55:44,257 and fire a particle-beam weapon from your airspace 650 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:48,970 to Smolensk in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 651 00:55:49,055 --> 00:55:52,735 That an action that the Kremlin will most certainly misinterpret as an American first strike. 652 00:55:52,809 --> 00:55:59,898 - They're already a little trigger-happy. - Stop John Whorfin before sunset. 653 00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:05,028 If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. 654 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:08,073 - If it ain't one thing, it's another. - Lighten up. 655 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,992 End of discussion. 656 00:56:12,245 --> 00:56:14,955 Discussion? What discussion? 657 00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:22,170 She gotta be kidding, right? Vaporize the whole damn planet? 658 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:27,718 - You wanna roll those dice, Casper? - No, no, no, not me, man. No way. 659 00:56:27,844 --> 00:56:31,346 Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne. 660 00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:34,057 Rawhide, see how Hikita-san is with that formula. 661 00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,810 Billy, tell Sam to prep the jet car for city driving. 662 00:56:36,936 --> 00:56:39,229 What about a Blue Blaze strike team? 663 00:56:39,355 --> 00:56:43,108 We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers. 664 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:46,361 - Where are you going? - Get my guns. 665 00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,781 His guns? 666 00:56:50,158 --> 00:56:53,577 Okay, okay, I'm a girl. I don't deny it. I sneaked into your bedroom. 667 00:56:53,703 --> 00:56:56,621 I invaded your privacy. I went through your personal belongings. 668 00:56:56,748 --> 00:57:01,126 - Mrs. Johnson! I can never find anything around here... - I took a bath! 669 00:57:01,252 --> 00:57:05,297 - Penny, what's your problem? - Me! You! That picture! 670 00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:10,010 I'm going crazy. Who's that girl, Buckaroo? What's going on around here? 671 00:57:10,136 --> 00:57:12,471 You drag me out of jail. You're like Jerry Lewis. 672 00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:15,432 You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch 673 00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:19,644 while you strap on your six-guns. What do you want from me? 674 00:57:19,771 --> 00:57:22,105 - Who am I? - As near as I can figure... 675 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:26,193 you had an identical twin sister and... 676 00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:28,361 I married her. 677 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,156 But that's over now. 678 00:57:31,324 --> 00:57:36,453 And she's gone and that's about all there is, really, to say about that. 679 00:57:47,423 --> 00:57:52,969 We don't know what to expect here. It disagrees with all the standard pictures. 680 00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:57,182 It's producing a magnetic force. 681 00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:59,726 No, no. I'm wrong! 682 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:13,031 Hey! 683 00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:18,870 Oh, tell me I'm dreaming. 684 00:58:19,831 --> 00:58:21,957 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's... 685 00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:25,544 - Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead. - Sam? 686 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:28,162 Someone broke into the jet-car. Things are going haywire over at the lab. 687 00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,215 Wait here. I'll be right back. 688 00:58:41,602 --> 00:58:42,644 Oh, boy. 689 00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:56,366 He's dead. Spread out. They can't be very far off. 690 00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:01,872 Okay. Tommy, check the biomedical labs. Reno, take physics. Jersey, go with Reno. 691 00:59:01,998 --> 00:59:04,207 - Where you going? - Engineering. 692 00:59:05,668 --> 00:59:08,336 Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man. 693 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:11,089 - Oh, I see. I got that. OK. - It's cool. 694 00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,145 Buckaroo, behind you! 695 00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:38,408 - You... you OK? - Yeah. Just let me catch my breath. 696 00:59:38,534 --> 00:59:42,370 Professor went down into the purification vent. He's got the overthruster. 697 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,539 All right. 698 00:59:54,675 --> 00:59:57,218 Why is there a watermelon there? 699 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,764 I'll tell you later. 700 01:00:33,214 --> 01:00:35,048 Buckaroo? 701 01:00:38,928 --> 01:00:40,679 Rawhide? 702 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,431 Anybody? 703 01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:13,962 Here, young lady. The overthruster. 704 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:20,635 Here, put this in your purse. 705 01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:24,514 Get out of here! 706 01:01:27,143 --> 01:01:29,310 Where's your overthruster? 707 01:01:29,478 --> 01:01:31,521 Hikita-san! 708 01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:39,362 Nice morning, huh? 709 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,962 It's just making my legs asleep. 710 01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:59,841 - What the hell is wrong with him? - I don't know. I don't know. Are you cold? 711 01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:01,885 It's my spine. 712 01:02:08,976 --> 01:02:13,229 - What're you still doing on this floor? - I think it's cos I can't move my legs. 713 01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:16,066 Ooh, damn! 714 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:20,570 - What is it? Apache? - Arachtoid. 715 01:02:20,696 --> 01:02:23,490 Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh? 716 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:27,077 We got the guy, Rawhide. Sucker only tried... 717 01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:30,997 - Any antidote for these things? - No. Not at all. 718 01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:36,044 - Come over here. - Does that mean you're on our side? 719 01:02:36,212 --> 01:02:37,837 That's right. 720 01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:45,804 Man! Those things pack a mean wallop, huh? 721 01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:48,848 What are y'all looking at? 722 01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:53,812 You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh? 723 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:04,239 Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter! 724 01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:10,036 They've got Penny! 725 01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:13,081 She has the overthruster. 726 01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:16,209 We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 727 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:23,299 It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se, Mr. President. It's his men. 728 01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:27,011 Foreigners, some of 'em. Or their names have been changed. 729 01:03:27,138 --> 01:03:30,932 Their true backgrounds are shrouded in secrecy! 730 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:36,437 Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car belongs in the hands of Defense. 731 01:03:36,522 --> 01:03:40,942 I mean, if the Banzai Institute doesn't want to sell it to us, 732 01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:43,319 then we're gonna have to take it from them! 733 01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:46,573 In national interest, of course. 734 01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:50,034 Come in. 735 01:03:50,161 --> 01:03:55,331 Excuse me, Mr. President, World Watch One. Direct-incoming transmission. 736 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:56,916 Yeah. 737 01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,341 Hello, Mr. President, I know your back is killing you, 738 01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:09,596 but I have a developing situation here and I must speak frankly. 739 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,266 Buckaroo... Secretary of Defense McKinley 740 01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:17,020 and my National Security Advisor Smirnoff, are visiting me, 741 01:04:17,188 --> 01:04:19,606 but I have no secrets from them. 742 01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:23,151 Well, something has reared its ugly head in outer space, Mr. President, 743 01:04:23,319 --> 01:04:25,987 and it looks like the Earth is caught in a crossfire. 744 01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,990 We have reason to believe that there are vicious red aliens 745 01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:32,702 walking freely among us, posing as the owners and operators 746 01:04:32,828 --> 01:04:34,871 of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 747 01:04:34,997 --> 01:04:40,752 Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people working on our Truncheon Bomber? 748 01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:45,423 - In the hands of foreign nationals? - Excuse me, Mr. President. Time is short. 749 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,302 In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, 750 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:53,181 my comrades are at this very moment taking up a geostationary position 751 01:04:53,349 --> 01:04:56,601 over New Jersey. This situation is explosive. 752 01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,145 - Who the hell is that? - Explosive, what are you saying man? 753 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:01,189 Some kind of race war in New Jersey? 754 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,690 No, Mr. President, no. 755 01:05:02,775 --> 01:05:06,653 This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact, 756 01:05:06,779 --> 01:05:10,907 a black lectroid named John Parker from the very same Planet Ten. 757 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:14,786 And his spaceship is, at this moment, anchored above Yoyodyne. 758 01:05:14,954 --> 01:05:15,912 Yoyodyne. 759 01:05:16,038 --> 01:05:18,957 - Buckaroo, my good friend... - That's it! 760 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:22,961 These red creatures, they must somehow give off the bacteria. 761 01:05:23,087 --> 01:05:28,091 We breathe it. It swims up our nose into our cerebral cortex 762 01:05:28,217 --> 01:05:31,636 where it talks to our brain cells. 763 01:05:31,804 --> 01:05:34,889 Tells us to see exactly what they want us to see. 764 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,474 Electric brainwashing. 765 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,226 Diabolical. They got us so confused... 766 01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:41,437 Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. 767 01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:45,984 Lectroids from Planet Ten? 768 01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:49,028 Nuclear extortion? 769 01:05:49,196 --> 01:05:51,489 A girl named John? 770 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,366 Buckaroo, Lectroid Wing Commander. 771 01:05:53,492 --> 01:05:57,245 Excuse me, Mr. President, I have to go talk to the hornet's nest. 772 01:05:58,539 --> 01:06:00,498 Good God. 773 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:05,169 Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai, I'd say commit the man. 774 01:06:05,296 --> 01:06:06,879 Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha, 775 01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:10,967 NORAD and the Strategic Space Command. I want some hard data on that cloud. 776 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:14,387 John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. 777 01:06:15,806 --> 01:06:19,517 - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. 778 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:24,188 They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 779 01:06:24,315 --> 01:06:26,441 World Watch One. 780 01:06:29,153 --> 01:06:31,112 Buckaroo. 781 01:06:31,322 --> 01:06:33,364 It's Whorfin. 782 01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:37,910 Dr. Banzai? 783 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:43,207 Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. 784 01:06:43,334 --> 01:06:45,585 Maybe you don't remember me. 785 01:06:46,587 --> 01:06:50,423 Ah. I'm flattered. We know the same people. 786 01:06:51,550 --> 01:06:54,260 Yeah. In fact, one of them is with me right now. 787 01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:56,429 Your associate... 788 01:06:56,555 --> 01:06:59,015 Dr. Penny Priddy. 789 01:06:59,141 --> 01:07:00,475 Doctor? 790 01:07:00,601 --> 01:07:03,227 May I pass along my congratulations 791 01:07:03,354 --> 01:07:07,190 for your great interdimensional breakthrough. 792 01:07:07,316 --> 01:07:12,403 I'm sure in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. 793 01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:18,242 However... Miss Priddy claims 794 01:07:18,369 --> 01:07:21,204 to be unable to solve my problem 795 01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:24,540 and provide me with the crucial missing circuit 796 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,292 for my overthruster! 797 01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:28,961 He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it. 798 01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:31,631 Maybe you can convince her to try. 799 01:07:32,633 --> 01:07:34,675 John O'Connor! 800 01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,354 I'm not worth it, Buckaroo! Forget about me! 801 01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:41,057 - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. 802 01:07:41,225 --> 01:07:45,144 Dr. Lizardo, really what does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. 803 01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:48,940 Shall we play... a Penny for your thoughts? 804 01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:54,529 Maybe you can come in her place, huh? 805 01:07:54,655 --> 01:07:57,740 Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address. 806 01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:01,536 Come alone and bring your overthruster! 807 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:08,126 He'll come. I know his type. 808 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,711 Take her to the pit! 809 01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:12,880 Go, Bigbooty! 810 01:08:15,426 --> 01:08:19,303 Use more honey! Find out what she knows. 811 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,224 These breathing devices Hikita-san has cooked up will enable you to see them 812 01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:28,688 as they really are, as I've been seeing them since yesterday - as Lectroids. 813 01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:31,691 In our eyes, they're not very pretty. 814 01:08:32,526 --> 01:08:34,777 Nothing personal, John Parker. 815 01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:42,618 If we blow this today... there ain't no tomorrow. 816 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:46,414 We have only 240 minutes remaining. 817 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:49,917 Right. I'm working under the assumption that Penny still has the overthruster, 818 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:53,796 but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. 819 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:56,299 To get her and it back in one piece. 820 01:08:56,425 --> 01:09:01,721 Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. 821 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,431 Apache group, that's you, Reno. 822 01:09:03,599 --> 01:09:08,186 Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral. 823 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:13,399 It's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. 824 01:09:13,984 --> 01:09:18,905 So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. 825 01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:22,450 Without it, Whorfin can't get off this planet. 826 01:09:22,618 --> 01:09:26,329 This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. 827 01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:28,956 And maybe a lot harder to get back. 828 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,751 Strategic Space Command now reports 829 01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:35,713 all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. 830 01:09:35,881 --> 01:09:38,299 Jammed? By who? Who by? 831 01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:41,219 Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. 832 01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:43,429 - Solar. - Solar? 833 01:09:43,555 --> 01:09:47,975 Intelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. 834 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:50,811 Should we be on Code Red? 835 01:09:50,938 --> 01:09:53,648 We go to Code Red, the Russians go to Code Red. 836 01:09:53,774 --> 01:09:56,192 No sense going off half-cocked, Mr. President. 837 01:09:56,318 --> 01:09:58,758 I don't know, but Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. 838 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:02,114 The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. 839 01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,075 Who knows what happened to his brain. 840 01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:06,327 Maybe it scrambled his molecules. 841 01:10:06,495 --> 01:10:09,872 All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic. 842 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,334 What's happening? 843 01:10:15,504 --> 01:10:18,714 Electromagnetic pulsar. 844 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:25,555 Russians just gone to Defense Condition Two, sir. 845 01:10:25,681 --> 01:10:27,139 We've no choice, then. 846 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,977 Mr. President, I am a soldier, and I'm a damn good one. 847 01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:34,021 I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. 848 01:10:34,189 --> 01:10:39,235 All I'm trying to say is - and I hope I speak for everyone in this room - 849 01:10:39,361 --> 01:10:42,530 is that I am scared. 850 01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:45,241 I'm barely holding my fudge right now. 851 01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:50,037 Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, General, and pull yourself together. 852 01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:54,250 I'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. 853 01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:03,342 - Don't embarrass us. - Have I ever? 854 01:11:03,510 --> 01:11:06,762 Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. 855 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,987 Shut up! 856 01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:36,917 I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy! 857 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:47,261 Well... Mrs. Johnson, thank you. 858 01:11:47,346 --> 01:11:51,766 It's certainly food for thought. 859 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:56,228 No answer at the Kremlin, sir. Just dead silence. 860 01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:59,565 Then I guess the moment is upon us. 861 01:11:59,691 --> 01:12:01,651 Here you go, Mr. President. 862 01:12:01,735 --> 01:12:04,654 The Presidential Emergency Action Document. 863 01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:06,656 For your eyes only. 864 01:12:06,782 --> 01:12:08,824 John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. 865 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:11,994 You know, on second thought, maybe we should think this through a bit more 866 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,706 so that future generations of Americans will... 867 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:17,833 Oh, wow. 868 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:23,756 "Declaration of War: The Short Form." 869 01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:42,233 Bring that thing right through the gate. Straight ahead, straight ahead, come on. 870 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:49,448 Blacks... are on this planet! 871 01:12:50,325 --> 01:12:53,369 Here, in New Jersey! 872 01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:56,914 Coming to destroy us! 873 01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:58,708 We must act! 874 01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:01,877 Escape or die! 875 01:13:02,838 --> 01:13:05,089 We must work faster 876 01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:08,968 to finish the great vehicle itself, 877 01:13:09,094 --> 01:13:13,681 so we can enter the Eighth Dimension 878 01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:17,935 and free our trapped comrades! 879 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:21,021 So we can return home 880 01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:24,900 and seize power once again! 881 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:31,532 - What is the greatest joy? - The joy of duty! 882 01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:36,412 - Louder! - The joy of duty! 883 01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,999 History is made at night. 884 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:45,212 Character is what you are in the dark! 885 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:48,632 We must work while the clock, she's ticking. 886 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:54,930 - We hide, they seek! - Death to the Black Lectroids! 887 01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:58,142 - Where are we going? - Planet Ten! 888 01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:00,519 - When? - Real soon! 889 01:14:07,861 --> 01:14:11,405 Come on over here. Bring it this way! 890 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,952 This way! 891 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,913 Now park it. 892 01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:22,708 There's no overthruster! 893 01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:29,423 Get him here! Get him outta there! I wanna see his face! 894 01:14:31,218 --> 01:14:33,427 It's not here! 895 01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:36,639 Take him to the shock tower. 896 01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:56,116 The equations. Solve them. 897 01:14:56,201 --> 01:15:01,205 Enter your data on this keypad. And you better be right. 898 01:15:01,373 --> 01:15:05,376 The shock tower is a lie detector. 899 01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:08,921 Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge 900 01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:12,299 to your auditory meatus. 901 01:15:14,553 --> 01:15:17,096 - Open circuit. - So? 902 01:15:17,222 --> 01:15:21,433 You're not getting jack from me until you let Penny out of this junkyard. 903 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,271 Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realize what are you saying? 904 01:15:25,397 --> 01:15:28,941 Your whole planet is gonna be destroyed and you sit here wasting time? 905 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:31,610 Time? I got nothing but time. 906 01:15:35,282 --> 01:15:39,743 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. 907 01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:43,789 Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. 908 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,667 Buzz off. 909 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:51,505 Bigbooty... 910 01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:54,091 more power to him. 911 01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:56,802 Bigbooté. 912 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:59,889 I want my missing circuit, now! 913 01:16:33,548 --> 01:16:37,551 - Is there something I can help you with? - Is Buckaroo upstairs? 914 01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:40,429 Hello, Mr. Secretary. 915 01:16:40,555 --> 01:16:41,639 Where is he? 916 01:16:43,683 --> 01:16:47,144 - That won't work either. - Porco Giuda! 917 01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:50,981 Hey, Banzai. 918 01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:56,362 Take a look at your girlfriend. 919 01:17:00,367 --> 01:17:03,452 Devo lavorare con persone idiota! 920 01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:12,628 She'll live... but only for a while. 921 01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:16,090 And she won't enjoy it. 922 01:17:16,216 --> 01:17:18,968 Only you can save her from a fate 923 01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:22,346 even worse than that of your friend, Mr. Rawhide. 924 01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:26,183 Missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin. 925 01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,560 Bigbooty... 926 01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,087 activate your probes. 927 01:17:49,249 --> 01:17:53,049 Slow this sucker down. I'll handle these birds. 928 01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:00,341 You young gentlemen have a telephone in here? 929 01:18:00,370 --> 01:18:03,470 You wanna jump on the horn and get me Mr. John Bigboot. 930 01:18:03,471 --> 01:18:04,805 It's Bigbooté. 931 01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:09,184 Oh, hell, if you wanna do anything nowadays, you gotta do it yourself. 932 01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:12,396 - What is your name? - John Yaya. 933 01:18:12,522 --> 01:18:15,899 John Yaya, huh? And you are? 934 01:18:16,026 --> 01:18:18,226 "John Small Berries." 935 01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:42,092 - He's down there. I feel it. - We're not... 936 01:18:51,436 --> 01:18:57,107 - It's a nest. - Birds nest. People don't nest. 937 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,734 Red Lectroid. 938 01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:24,802 Don't touch it. It might be a bomb. 939 01:19:24,928 --> 01:19:26,178 Nah, it's a toy. 940 01:19:31,142 --> 01:19:34,812 - Sit down! - Sir? Hey, that area's restricted. 941 01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:38,357 Yeah? Not to me! 942 01:19:43,071 --> 01:19:48,283 This I know. This I know. And I love Whorfin too. 943 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:55,582 - What is this place? - It's a bivouac. They sleep here. 944 01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:59,378 - Can they all shoot stingers? - You better believe it. 945 01:19:59,504 --> 01:20:01,672 - Lizardo. Which way? - Over there. 946 01:20:01,798 --> 01:20:04,341 - You sure? - Believe it. 947 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,510 Just once. 948 01:20:41,212 --> 01:20:43,255 - Where...? - Shh. 949 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:48,051 What's going on? Where are we? 950 01:20:48,178 --> 01:20:50,929 It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here. 951 01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,573 What's happening? 952 01:21:09,741 --> 01:21:12,367 John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo! 953 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:16,163 Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl! 954 01:21:19,459 --> 01:21:21,293 Scooter! Where are you? 955 01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:34,640 Hey, somebody turn off that gosh dang klaxon! 956 01:21:34,766 --> 01:21:39,811 Work. Work. Work. 957 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,025 There are monkey boys in the facility. 958 01:21:45,985 --> 01:21:47,194 You are secure. 959 01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:49,321 Do not panic. 960 01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:54,993 John Emdall must die. 961 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,622 Lord Whorfin must live. 962 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,416 Work. 963 01:22:01,668 --> 01:22:03,043 Work. 964 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:04,795 Work. 965 01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:35,242 Sorry. I'm sorry. 966 01:22:35,368 --> 01:22:36,868 - Sidney. - Buckaroo! 967 01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,080 It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol? 968 01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:42,124 Yeah. 969 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,878 What are you gonna use? 970 01:22:47,964 --> 01:22:50,507 - Where are we? - I hate to tell you. 971 01:22:51,551 --> 01:22:53,927 Where are we going? 972 01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:57,931 This way. 973 01:23:06,733 --> 01:23:08,317 Get over here. 974 01:23:08,401 --> 01:23:12,404 Keep your noses to the grindstone. 975 01:23:12,572 --> 01:23:15,157 The greatest joy is the joy of duty. 976 01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:19,453 Work. Work. Work. 977 01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:23,582 Monkey boys are feeble. Lord Whorfin is supreme! 978 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:29,504 Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute, I wanna talk to you. 979 01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:35,010 What the hell's the matter with you? You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you! 980 01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,659 Jesus! 981 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:04,039 What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber? 982 01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:09,294 Bigbooté. John O'Connor, put the slug on the track. 983 01:24:09,462 --> 01:24:12,381 I don't give a flying handshake what your name is! 984 01:24:12,507 --> 01:24:15,842 I'm here to see a bomber! This sure ain't it. 985 01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:19,554 Let's just go back upstairs to my office. 986 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,057 Talk about this like two reasonable beings. 987 01:24:22,183 --> 01:24:25,602 You listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern. 988 01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:30,065 But I'm here to see a bomber and I'm damn sure gonna see it now! 989 01:24:30,191 --> 01:24:34,319 Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty! 990 01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:40,742 It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? 991 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:46,002 - Let's get outta here, John O'Connor. - But John, Whorfin said we could kill her. 992 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,737 You owe me one, Buck. 993 01:25:25,413 --> 01:25:28,248 It's not over yet. 994 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,294 I may be down but I'm not out. 995 01:25:38,426 --> 01:25:41,386 What is that? Don't pick it up. No. 996 01:25:44,891 --> 01:25:46,516 Penny. 997 01:25:47,727 --> 01:25:49,644 How's she doing? 998 01:25:49,729 --> 01:25:52,731 - I don't know. - There's no overthruster. 999 01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,524 - Buckaroo Banzai! - What? 1000 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,110 There is little time! 1001 01:25:57,236 --> 01:26:01,156 You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you. 1002 01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:04,784 Leave her to me. You take care of business. 1003 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:07,329 Thanks. 1004 01:26:07,455 --> 01:26:09,539 - Go. Go. - Right. 1005 01:26:12,502 --> 01:26:16,004 - Where's Buckaroo Banzai? - He's flown the coop. 1006 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:17,881 - Is the girl dead? - Yes! 1007 01:26:18,007 --> 01:26:20,884 Then sound the call to board the ship. 1008 01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:23,678 Without the crucial missing circuit, we'll never make it! 1009 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:28,099 They're only monkey boys! We can still crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin! 1010 01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:31,186 No. It's time to go home. 1011 01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:35,065 Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster. 1012 01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:38,151 John O'Connor... 1013 01:26:38,319 --> 01:26:40,737 you stick by my side. 1014 01:26:48,496 --> 01:26:53,583 The great vehicle itself is now in final boarding state. 1015 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:56,211 What is that? 1016 01:26:57,088 --> 01:27:01,174 It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin. 1017 01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:09,683 Massacre them without quarter! 1018 01:27:25,908 --> 01:27:31,329 Tell the flight attendants to close the doors and prepare for a crosscheck. 1019 01:27:41,007 --> 01:27:46,678 If you are not inside the great vehicle itself, you have missed the boat. 1020 01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:54,227 We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle. 1021 01:27:56,105 --> 01:27:57,981 Do not take to the floor. 1022 01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:01,943 Lord Whorfin will return for all those left behind. 1023 01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:07,490 Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising. Electromagnetic field is rising. 1024 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:16,291 John O'Connor! Install my overthruster! 1025 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:19,836 ...all carry-on baggage overhead and secure. 1026 01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:22,088 Electromagnetic field... 1027 01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:27,218 - What is this? - It looks like one of our thermopods. 1028 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,387 But it's a very bad design. 1029 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:37,395 Your tray tables are secure, and your seat backs in the full upright position. 1030 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:40,732 Your overthruster is in place, Lord Whorfin. 1031 01:28:40,858 --> 01:28:43,109 It won't work! It won't work! 1032 01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:46,321 Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward! 1033 01:28:46,447 --> 01:28:50,075 You're the weakest individual I ever know! 1034 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,203 We are cooking. Over. 1035 01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:59,042 Get away from that, boy, or I'll drink your blood! 1036 01:29:01,629 --> 01:29:05,298 What you got there, son? That's not real, is it? 1037 01:29:08,302 --> 01:29:09,177 Get 'em up. 1038 01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:14,224 H2 tank pressurization, OK. We're go for launch. 1039 01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:20,271 John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator. 1040 01:29:21,399 --> 01:29:24,984 Pace accelerator's shorting out! 1041 01:29:25,111 --> 01:29:27,946 John O'Connor! My overthruster! 1042 01:29:36,747 --> 01:29:40,458 Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave! 1043 01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:43,461 This is vacuum cylinder three. 1044 01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:53,430 If he can't connect the dots, they never gonna penetrate. 1045 01:29:56,434 --> 01:30:01,020 Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over. 1046 01:30:01,188 --> 01:30:02,188 What is that? 1047 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:05,692 Is OK. No worry. Is an insulating liquid. 1048 01:30:05,818 --> 01:30:08,403 Full speed ahead! 1049 01:30:08,529 --> 01:30:12,282 May I remind you to fasten your seat belts 1050 01:30:12,408 --> 01:30:15,326 and extinguish all smoking material. 1051 01:30:15,494 --> 01:30:19,122 We haven't a chance! Your overthruster's for shit! 1052 01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:21,828 One more word out of you, Bigbooty... 1053 01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:25,209 Bigbooté! Té! Té! 1054 01:30:27,548 --> 01:30:31,634 Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next. 1055 01:30:33,804 --> 01:30:36,014 Let's go home. 1056 01:30:44,023 --> 01:30:46,608 The wall is softening. 1057 01:30:48,235 --> 01:30:51,863 - Inertial overtones obtaining command. - Oh, no. 1058 01:31:04,210 --> 01:31:09,547 Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading. 1059 01:31:16,472 --> 01:31:20,725 We're not in the Eighth Dimension. We are over New Jersey. 1060 01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:22,644 All is not lost... 1061 01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:25,438 Stand by to incinerate Smolensk. 1062 01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:28,107 Jettison! 1063 01:31:28,234 --> 01:31:32,070 So sorry, gentlemen, but I must dump the excess baggage. 1064 01:31:37,034 --> 01:31:39,953 Arrivederci, Banzai! 1065 01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:46,209 - Where's the power? - I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school. 1066 01:31:46,669 --> 01:31:48,795 What do we do, jump-start it? 1067 01:32:15,114 --> 01:32:18,199 Rocket stabilizer. 1068 01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:20,410 What this? 1069 01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:24,372 Looks like a gun. 1070 01:32:29,378 --> 01:32:31,713 John Parker, take this wheel. 1071 01:32:35,009 --> 01:32:38,887 Right, just... just hold onto that. It flies like a truck. 1072 01:32:39,013 --> 01:32:40,972 Good. What is a truck? 1073 01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:45,143 Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin. 1074 01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:08,374 Thermopod on our tail. Over. 1075 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:12,045 Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games? 1076 01:33:12,171 --> 01:33:17,258 - Let's just stabilize her? - Wanna play hide-and-seek? Huh? 1077 01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:23,097 OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more, more, more. Left, left. Left! I said left! 1078 01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:25,975 - This is left! - I mean my left. Go your right. 1079 01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:27,352 Go. 1080 01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:29,812 Faster! He's gaining. 1081 01:33:29,939 --> 01:33:31,898 Feet, do your stuff! 1082 01:33:32,066 --> 01:33:37,654 More, more, more. Lock in, lock in, lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive. 1083 01:33:37,780 --> 01:33:40,657 Whorfin... sayonara. 1084 01:33:42,910 --> 01:33:48,665 Banzai! I'll see you in hell! 1085 01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:52,251 We've got him! 1086 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:55,588 - Pull up! - It's stuck! 1087 01:34:02,262 --> 01:34:04,639 John Whorfin... destroyed. 1088 01:34:06,100 --> 01:34:08,309 Deactivate particle beam. 1089 01:34:08,435 --> 01:34:12,772 Tracking 0-0-0. 1090 01:34:59,528 --> 01:35:01,446 I thought you bought it. 1091 01:35:01,572 --> 01:35:03,990 - Yeah, me too. Where's Penny? - At the bus. 1092 01:35:04,158 --> 01:35:06,242 New Jersey helped me bring her back. 1093 01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:08,953 - How is she? - He said he'd pull her through. 1094 01:35:09,079 --> 01:35:11,873 Quite a guy, if you want my opinion. 1095 01:35:12,833 --> 01:35:14,459 You give me that gizmo 1096 01:35:14,585 --> 01:35:20,089 and I'll give you a brand new crisp $20 bill. Huh? 1097 01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:25,803 - All right, I'll tell you what... - Hey, Scooter! Fall in. 1098 01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:33,978 This what you're looking for, Buckaroo? 1099 01:35:35,314 --> 01:35:39,942 - Scooter... you got his job. - All right! 1100 01:35:40,069 --> 01:35:43,196 - Wanna ride with me in the jet car? - Wow! You know. 1101 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,656 But I have to ask my dad first. 1102 01:35:46,325 --> 01:35:49,202 OK, you ask your dad, I'll wash up. 1103 01:35:53,665 --> 01:35:55,291 Aw. 1104 01:36:01,048 --> 01:36:03,091 I did all I could. 1105 01:36:06,428 --> 01:36:10,515 Buckaroo, President's on line one. Calling about is everything OK with the alien space cloud, 1106 01:36:10,641 --> 01:36:12,975 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia? 1107 01:36:13,102 --> 01:36:16,020 Tell him yes on one and no on two. 1108 01:36:17,314 --> 01:36:20,775 Which was "yes"? To destroy Russia or number two? 1109 01:37:24,464 --> 01:37:26,090 Penny. 1110 01:37:40,314 --> 01:37:42,356 Careful. 1111 01:37:44,985 --> 01:37:47,028 You're all right. 1112 01:37:50,407 --> 01:37:52,575 You look awful. 1113 01:37:52,701 --> 01:37:57,830 You don't exactly light up a party yourself... Penny Priddy. 1114 01:38:09,343 --> 01:38:12,011 So what? Big deal! 1115 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:20,811 1116 01:38:20,938 --> 01:38:26,138 90742