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RuPaul:
Previously on All Stars...
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You need to design and present
your own signature suite
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worthy of a five-star hotel.
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[laughter and applause]
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A lot of girls talk about you
behind your back.
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Oh, I could be one of them
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and tell everybody how we gonna
get rid of you, but I'm not.
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I'm not.
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-Come on in.
-Come inside.
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I've said that before.
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Thanks for coming.
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And thank you
for being a friend.
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If you don't elbow
your way to the front,
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you're suddenly in the shadows.
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I'm sorry.
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The thing that was missing,
there were no jokes.
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Jujubee, con-drag-ulations.
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You are the top All Star
of the week.
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[applause]
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Thank you.
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Sometimes it's not your day.
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But sometimes
it might be my last day,
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and hopefully,
that's not the case tonight.
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I am in the bottom three.
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I could be going home tonight.
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We all know
that Shea is a powerhouse.
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But she got the worst critiques.
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Ooh. Is this strategy, bitch?
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Ru-veal yourself!
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[cheers and applause]
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Monét X Change,
con-drag-ulations.
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You're a winner, baby.
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The $10.000 will be added
to next week's tip.
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Which queen has the group chosen
to get the chop?
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Mariah.
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Mariah, sashay away.
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[sighs]
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Another day down.
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Pblblblbl. Uh!
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Oh, that was insane.
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I feel great
that I dodged a bullet
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and that I'm still here.
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But I kind of
walked into this competition
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hoping that I would just have
this beautiful, untouchable,
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flawless journey to the crown,
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and that is not exactly
how it's going.
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I've just gotta, you know,
pick myself back up
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and live to slay another day.
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Thank y'all for keeping us,
you know?
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Yes.
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Well, we don't fully know that.
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Okay, well, I don't know
what y'all vote was,
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but I'm looking at these girls
right here, so...
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Do you guys
wanna look in the box?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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One Mariah.
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Two Mariah.
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Three Mariah.
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One Shea.
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-Who's that?
-Two Shea.
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Touché!
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[all laugh]
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I'm sorry. What, what, what,
what in the what-what?
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One India.
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Well, if today
is full of only one thing,
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it is surprises.
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-Yeah.
-Is that your Mariah?
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That's my Mariah.
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So four Mariahs,
two Shea, India.
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Wow.
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Well, y'all know
who my vote was.
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-I voted for Mariah.
-I voted for Mariah.
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We all know Shea's a powerhouse.
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I thought the group was gonna
be, like, Shea's in the bottom?
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Let's get her out.
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[laughs]
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This backfired on my ass.
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I'll be honest.
Shea, I voted for you.
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-Okay.
-It was not personal at all.
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It was the hardest vote.
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Like, I respect each and every
one of you so much as artists,
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and I've gotten to know you guys
even more
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since we've been here,
and I consider you my friend.
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But Mariah is like my sister,
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and I just couldn't do it.
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I mean,
there were two votes for me.
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The next vote for Shea was me
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just because I didn't
wanna send Mariah home.
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Personally, I didn't wanna deal
with that inside me.
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I saw Mariah work so hard
that I couldn't do that to her.
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So you didn't think
that I worked hard?
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I did. I think you did great,
like I say to you before.
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No, you said
you didn't wanna choose Mariah,
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so you chose Shea.
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Why not India?
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Oh, India was
out of the question for me,
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because I think
her performance was great.
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So it went down to the critiques
that were the hardest for me.
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India was in the bottom twice,
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so how is it that India
is, like, not even an option
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when out of all the girls
that are remaining here
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I'm the only one that's won
a challenge and a lip sync.
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So...
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It just puts a lot of things
into perspective.
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It just literally shows that it
could be any one of us any day.
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At any time.
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I'm not terribly surprised
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at how these two girls
are playing the game,
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because if I were scared,
I would do the same thing.
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But, girl, I'm always going
to be thinking about the fact
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that you tried to send me home.
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These girls have no idea
the kind of games I can play.
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So let's have some fun.
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RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
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and a cash prize of $100.000.
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With our extra-special
guest judge Sarah Hyland.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best woman ♪
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♪ Best woman win ♪end teaser
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-Whoo!
-Ahh.
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-Another day!
-Ooh.
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[all laugh]
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We're back. Back again.
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I got my first win last week.
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Now, what if I win this week?
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[gasps]
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Bitch.
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Good Juju is here.
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She says, "Thanks for making
this a better experience.
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"Love, Mariah,
aka Balenciaga, aka Paris,
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"aka successful,
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aka bottom."
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-"Mug 4 dayz."
-"Mug 4 dayz."
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-Oh, I love Mariah!
-This bitch!
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She is the most extra person.
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Knowing damn well
I gotta get ready there,
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we gotta clean this up.
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Let me show you how to do this,
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because I know
you haven't done this before.
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You just take--
[all laugh]
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With each elimination,
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you start to realize...
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"I'm doing something right."
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I'm still here, bitch. Ha!
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I feel like this is some kind
of bad juju Santería curse
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or something that
every time you win a challenge,
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the winner finish in the bottom.
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-[laughs]
-Or if you're in the top--
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Wait, is that--
is that what's been happening?
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-Yes.
-Yeah.
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I feel like, yes,
you were in the bottom.
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And then you were in the bottom.
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-Uh-huh.
-Then you.
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And...
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-Juju.
-Juju.
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Oh, don't put no bad juju
on this.
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[alarm]
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RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
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She done already
done had herses.
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My All Stars,
a dangerous woman once said,
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"There's no such thing
as bad publicity,"
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because if you can handle
a scandal,
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your walk of shame could
lead you to the Hall of Fame.
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-A scandal!
-Sandal!
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Right?
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Hello, hello, hello!
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-Hi!
-Yay!
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Ladies, when they go low,
we go high.
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But sometimes
you just gotta love
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some good old Hollywood gossip.
[laughs]
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So for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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you'll be caught behaving badly
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on the nationally syndicated
gossip show SheMZ.
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[all laugh]
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Oh, my God.
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#AllStars5.
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Working in teams,
you need to improv your way
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through some
scandalous situations.
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Okay.
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And you gotta be funny.
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Make me laugh.
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Team number one
is India and Mayhem.
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-Oh!
-All right.
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Come on over here, bitch.
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[all laugh]
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India, you'll play a celebrity
who's a chronic shoplifter.
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And Mayhem, you'll play
the thirsty shop girl
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who catches her in the act.
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-Let's do this.
-Okay.
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Team two is Jujubee, Blair,
and Cracker.
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-Oh!
-Okay!
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Jujubee, you'll play
an overprotective drag mother.
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Oh!
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Blair, you'll play her
obnoxious, ungrateful daughter.
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Oh, okay.
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And Miz Cracker,
you'll play a shady queen
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at the center
of a college admissions scandal.
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-Oh, yes!
-Wow!
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And that means team three
is Shea Couleé and Alexis Mateo.
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Uh... [laughs]
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Oh, shit.
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Shea, you'll play
an icy drag queen
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who's been fired from
The Fake Housewives of Tuckahoe
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for being too fake.
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Alexis, you'll play
a messy drag queen
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who's been fired from
the same trashy reality show
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for being too trashy.
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Typecast.
We're just typecasts.
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All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
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-Yes!
-Whoo!
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Come on, white boys.end act
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Ahh. Bitch, we're about
to act a fool up in here.
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And SheMZ? How clever.
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Today's challenge is SheMZ.
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Let me tell you,
I love a gossip,
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and I like to talk shit.
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So this is right up my alley.
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-This is gonna be funny.
-It is.
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Because I know
that you're a thief.
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Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
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Because, you know,
I've seen you
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over in my closet over there
a couple times.
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I didn't say
that I was a smooth thief.
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So you're not a smooth criminal.
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No, I'm not a smooth criminal.
I'm just a criminal.
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[clears throat]
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Being the good Christian lady
that I am,
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I am assigned the shoplifter.
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Déjà vu.
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It's funny, because all honesty,
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when I started drag,
I would steal stuff.
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Like, I absolutely
was a shoplifter.
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And I got caught one time
stealing three dresses,
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and I had to go to court
for that.
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Clearly, I'm not proud of that,
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but I did my community service,
thank you.
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-You know what I wanna do?
-What?
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I wanna steal this win
from everyone else.
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That's what we need to do.
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Last time when I did
an improv challenge,
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I went home.
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It's big!
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Okay, all right.
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And long!
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I just wanted you
to go further with it.
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You can't be too big.
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I wanna prove to Ru I'm not
that girl from Season 10.
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This time, I'm coming to win.
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[both laugh]
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When I've worked on a team
with someone,
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they've gone home.
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Right.
256
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So I'm hoping
we can break that curse.
257
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,974
Oh, we gonna break it open.
258
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,176
We're gonna break it,
because I'm not going home.
259
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,113
If someone goes home,
it better be you, bitch.
260
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,182
Oh! Well, I already know
that I have your vote.
261
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:28,321
I do not trust Alexis
as far as I can throw her,
262
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,089
and y'all know that ain't far.
263
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,058
But I am going to put
264
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,028
my most professional
panties on right now,
265
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,330
and we're gonna get
this job done,
266
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,366
and I'll handle
our personal stuff after this.
267
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,102
So you playing
a little Miss Perfect.
268
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,938
Yes, so that's--
269
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:48,741
"She's a control freak
and have major rage issues."
270
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,777
Okay, okay.
271
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,011
"She's fake."
272
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:56,249
Oh, this is
so, so close to real life.
273
00:11:56,249 --> 00:12:00,687
[laughs]
274
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,522
Ha ha ha ha!
275
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,526
So wait. I wanna read
about your character.
276
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,527
Uh-huh.
277
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,063
Alexis Mateo, the hot mess.
278
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,998
"She thinks Shea
is an uptight bitch."
279
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,800
I think so.
280
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,368
[both laugh]
I'm getting in character.
281
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,337
Well, yes, I understand.
282
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,471
"She got kicked off the show
283
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,273
"because even though
she was great TV,
284
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,643
she was such a liability
she became difficult to insure."
285
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,777
Right.
286
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,879
"She'll do anything
for fame and attention,
287
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,648
and she's pretty open
about that."
288
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,682
Right, like me.
289
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,150
[laughs] Yes.
290
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:35,455
Our scene is called
Eating with the Enemy.
291
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,224
We try to put an act on
like we're good friends,
292
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,326
but then we're throwing shade
under our breath.
293
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,461
Right.
294
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,528
We just look at each other,
like...
295
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,764
hmm.
296
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,399
[laughs]
297
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,468
it's very on-point with us.
298
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,702
I feel like these characters
299
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,639
are actually pretty, like,
spot-on for us to play.
300
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,773
Right.
301
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608
Especially, like,
off of each other.
302
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,412
So this is gonna be
a super fun challenge
303
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,415
or a disaster in the making.
304
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,150
You know, it's, like,
this challenge
305
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,586
is really about, like, how--
306
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,655
first of all, I see this
as a comedy challenge,
307
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,756
but it's how quick you are.
308
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,790
Mm-hmm.
309
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,958
- Because it's improv.
-Yeah.
310
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,426
And we have to have
a lot of fun with it.
311
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,827
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
312
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,865
I have a good Juju on my team,
but I also have bad juju,
313
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:22,435
because I think Blair might
have been plotting against me.
314
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,604
In the interest of what Alexis
315
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,307
has been saying
about full honesty,
316
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,210
I just wanna say a few things.
I'll make it quick.
317
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,745
[tongue pop]
318
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,414
Okay.
319
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,683
Blair, you and I have
been friends for two years.
320
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,217
-Mm-hmm.
-Facts.
321
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,485
We had a challenge
322
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,690
where feathers were ruffled
for you and Mayhem.
323
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:48,895
Another fact. In this very room,
Alexis strongly suggested
324
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:53,599
that you and perhaps Mayhem
were discussing strategies
325
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,569
to push me
out of this competition.
326
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,737
What?
327
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,941
I've never once
tried to strategize
328
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,076
to get you
out of this competition.
329
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,444
-Okay.
-And you could ask Mayhem.
330
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,745
You can ask anyone else
in this entire room,
331
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,913
in this entire competition.
332
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,948
There's been some tension
between us
333
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:09,949
the past few days
we've been here,
334
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,384
but it's because
I needed my space.
335
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,885
-Yeah, same.
-I've needed my space.
336
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,022
It's not because I didn't want
whatever was going on
337
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,925
or whatever had been said
to continue.
338
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,926
Right.
339
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,028
But I don't wanna push you out.
340
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,629
Okay.
341
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,398
Hmm.
342
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,201
Right now,
the investigation is saying
343
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,270
she is not not not guilty.
344
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,506
But I hope we can put
any differences aside
345
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,574
and move forward.
346
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,608
Yeah.
347
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,343
Everything's not one hundred,
348
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,546
but I also wanna win
this goddamn challenge.
349
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,648
I do value our friendship,
350
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,484
and I felt like
my friendship with you
351
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,252
was kind of compromised,
and that's what frustrated me.
352
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,653
Yeah.
353
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,223
Yeah, I would rather compete
with you as a friend, honestly.
354
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,657
Like, I would rather
help each other
355
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,993
get to the top
and have RuPaul choose.
356
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,500
It's like a Juju sandwich
with two pieces of white bread.
357
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,636
I'm aroused.
358
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,904
Who knows, you know?
359
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,472
In this competition,
there's a lot that goes on.
360
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,540
We may have other moments
361
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,775
where we're frustrated
with each other.
362
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,178
Oh, I hope you do,
because it's so hot.
363
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,279
[all laugh]
364
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,847
-All right.
-I love you guys.
365
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,449
-I wanna get to the challenge.
-I do, too. I do, too.
366
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,750
We ain't got time for this.
367
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,685
But I'm very intrigued,
368
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,188
because I wanna see
how this goes down.
369
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,723
♪ Dun-dun-dun ♪end act
370
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,527
SheMZ!
371
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,028
[cheering]maybe graphic?
372
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,564
It's me, Kressley Carson.
So what's the T?
373
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,565
Hey, Kressley!
374
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,567
The titties
were not real!
375
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,036
[gasps]
Liberace was gay?
376
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,640
Come on, fellas,
give it to me straight.
377
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,475
[all talking]
378
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,410
Where did Justin Bieber
come from?
379
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,848
[all laugh]
380
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,554
Fake Housewives
of Tuckahoe alert.
381
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:59,492
We ran into Shea Couleé
and Alexis Mateo having lunch.
382
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,827
Shea!
383
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,961
-Oh, here comes SheMZ.
-Act natural.
384
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,464
Alexis, it's SheMZ!
Oh, my God!
385
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,668
Heavens to Murgatroyd,
I thought they hated each other!
386
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:12,905
The only thing sadder
than one ex fake housewife...
387
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,609
I'm not just sickening.
I'm contagious.
388
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:20,112
Is two ex fake housewives.
389
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,582
I might be pretty
on the outside,
390
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,853
but on the inside,
I'm pure garbage.
391
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,655
Bam!
[all laugh]
392
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,757
Bam!
393
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,059
I have to ask.
394
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,161
What are two of reality TV's
most infamous enemies
395
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,729
doing having lunch together?
396
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,631
Well, everyone's gotta eat.
397
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,767
I mean, especially
if you're Alexis Mateo.
398
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,303
Oh, you're so cute.
399
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,705
Our sources say
400
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,674
you were kicked off the show
for being too trashy?
401
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,777
Oh, no, I was never
kicked out of the show.
402
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,347
Shea, why do you think Alexis
got kicked off the show?
403
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,916
I don't wanna talk about
Alexis' multiple failures.
404
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,284
She doesn't know.
She doesn't know.
405
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,919
Because I didn't get--
Hey!
406
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,321
I didn't get kicked out.
407
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,223
If you can't lie to yourself,
408
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,893
then how the hell are you
gonna lie to somebody else?
409
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,394
-You said it, man.
-Yeah.
410
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,795
-Copy that.
-That's you.
411
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,364
-Gotcha, bro.
-[laughs]
412
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,099
You ordered a lot of food there.
413
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,203
Is there any truth to the rumors
that you're eating for two?
414
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,838
More like drinking for two.
415
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:23,109
I didn't wanna say this,
but I am pregnant.
416
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,912
[gasps] Aah!
417
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,546
This is a SheMZ exclusive!
418
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,083
I don't know if you know this,
but I am also pregnant, too.
419
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,551
Aah!
420
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,320
Do you know
who the baby daddy is?
421
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,157
Okay, I shouldn't be saying this
because I signed an NDA,
422
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,626
but he's also
Blac Chyna's baby daddy.
423
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,728
-Wait a minute.
-[gasps]
424
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,331
That's the father
of my kid, too.
425
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,166
Mm, no, because--
426
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,635
Oh, yes, it is!
427
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:53,005
Are you even really pregnant,
or is that just a food baby?
428
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,473
[gasps] You are so offensive,
429
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:57,276
because you know
you're lying, sweetheart.
430
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,545
[chanting]
Food baby! Food baby!
431
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,947
Food baby? Food baby?
432
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,348
Don't ever say nothing.
433
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,851
-Prove it! Prove it!
-This girl right here is lying!
434
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,587
-Oh!
-Oh, there you have it!
435
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,587
It's a pillow!
436
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,189
It's a pillow!
437
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,825
The girl,
like, what are you doing?
438
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,694
Oh! [gasps]
439
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,262
She's a fake, too!
440
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,166
Wow! Did not see that coming.
441
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,101
That's what she said. Oh!
442
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,305
[all laugh]
443
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,341
Heh. We're garbage.
444
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,181
That's like
you always miss the target.
445
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,349
Wait, wait, wait.
446
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,017
-[spits]
-Everything on me is real.
447
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,919
Oh, really? Like this?
448
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,020
Oh!
449
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,156
Look at that!
Another exclusive!
450
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,625
Oh! Oh!
451
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,360
Don't do this to the food!
452
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,061
I'm taking this to go!
453
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,732
The reality is
these bitches are crazy.
454
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,733
Oh!
455
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,967
Aah!
456
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,535
Ow! Ow!
457
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:57,870
Somebody help me! Aah!
458
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,039
I'm being attacked
by a crazy woman!
459
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,140
You fake-ass bitch!
460
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,608
You know what?
I'm done with you!
461
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,809
What you laughing at?
462
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,311
Get the cameras away from me!
463
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,013
All of you
better get outta here!
464
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,481
Get outta here!
465
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,483
Thirsty bitches!
466
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,786
They're thirsty, all right,
for these nuts!
467
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,888
You know what?
That's chauvinistic, dude.
468
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,331
[all laugh]
469
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:32,071
Great stuff. Give me more.
Fill me up.
470
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:36,742
Drag mother Jujubee and
her social influencer daughter
471
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:37,810
get arrested this morning.
472
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,811
[gasps]
473
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,983
[cries]
474
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,285
Dude, I heard
this Jujubee character
475
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,455
bribed college officials to get
her daughter into Drag U, man.
476
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,657
-Yeow!
-Gnarly.
477
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:55,561
Turns out Miz Cracker is at
the center of a bribery ring.
478
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,196
-Cracker! Cracker!
-Miz Cracker! Cracker!
479
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,597
-One question, Miz Cracker!
-Miz Cracker!
480
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:02,201
And SheMZ caught up with her
this morning
481
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,737
at the Michelle Visage
Free Clinic.
482
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,874
Eew. Oh, that reminds me,
I've gotta get my test results
back.sign on window
483
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,714
Miz Cracker! Miz Cracker!
484
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,650
Oh! Oh!
It's SheMZ!subtitle
485
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,690
Drag U fixer?
Well, absolutely not.
486
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,259
Are you aware
that Jujubee and Blair
487
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,962
were arrested for their part
in the scandal?
488
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,331
Well, I certainly
don't know those two.
489
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,701
I've never heard those names
before, and I--
490
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:36,735
What is that?
491
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,770
Oh, nothing.
492
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,172
It has nothing
to do with anything.
493
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,042
So you're saying
you've never heard of Jujubee
494
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,410
or her daughter Blair?
495
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,813
I can say with firmness
that I have not.
496
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:48,814
I haven't heard of them.
497
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,183
-[sobbing]
-Excuse me. Excuse me.
498
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,152
We just got out of jail.
Thank you.
499
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,187
[sobs] Oh!
500
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,523
It's all right, honey,
it's all right, it's all right.
501
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,025
-We spent 24 full hours--
-12.
502
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,927
-24.
-That's how long it was?
503
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,162
Yes. You were asleep,
sweetheart.
504
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,196
Oh, I'm SheMZ!
505
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,498
-We know.
-Tell me all about it.
506
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,599
-We watch you all the time.
-Thank you, thank you.
507
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,335
I was sitting in bed
reading my stories
508
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,838
doing her nails,
and then the police break in.
509
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,173
It was terrible!
510
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,641
We were in there,
and there was...
511
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,643
overhead lighting!
512
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,011
Oh, how dare you!
513
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,148
Jujubee, Juju,
why did you bribe Miz Cracker
514
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,649
to get your daughter
into Drag U?
515
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,319
Because Drag U was the most
prestigious college out there,
516
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,555
and I want my daughter
to succeed.
517
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,223
I think she is
the next drag superstar.
518
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,291
Let go of me, Mother!
519
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,093
I didn't even want
to go to Drag U!
520
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,029
Blair, can I just say
I follow you in Instagram?
521
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,631
-Oh, my God, do you really?
-I do.
522
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,932
Thank you!
523
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,602
I'd let that Blair St. Clair
influence me any day.
524
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,504
#Fiiiine.
525
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:49,208
-Oh!
-Oh!
526
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,310
Oh, I think I just said
I was in a gang.
527
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,213
If I'm going down,
you're going down.
528
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,182
I have gone down.
529
00:21:56,182 --> 00:22:00,219
I know you're going down, too,
if we play our cards right.
530
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,854
What?
531
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,223
I'm wearing the butterfly ring
you gave me.
532
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:08,594
Oh, please, let your butterfly
flap a little more for me, love.
533
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,497
All you have to do
is tell these reporters
534
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:18,103
there is absolutely
nothing going on with us.
535
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,371
Wait. What, Mom?
536
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,340
I love you, but I can't.
537
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,242
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
538
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,211
-Dude!
-Juicy!
539
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,812
Mm-hmm. She's hot, too.
540
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,080
I know our friendship
541
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,250
has been over more bumps
than your foundation stick,
542
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,953
but it's time
for us to stick together.
543
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:37,556
Tell SheMZ that I am innocent.
544
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:40,359
No, I have proof.
It's in my pocketbook.
545
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,328
-I wanna see it!
-Do you wanna see?
546
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,329
[laughs]
547
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,697
Ah-ha-ha!
548
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,767
Wait, is that Blair's face
on Laganja Estranja's body?
549
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,736
Perhaps possibly maybe.
550
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:55,374
All this proves is that I taught
her the key elements of drag:
551
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,712
charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and also Photoshop.
552
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,913
[Blair wails]
553
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,982
There is nothing wrong
with that in this era.
554
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,183
-Here's a clap.
-Nothing at all!
555
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,051
Here's a clap
for your performance.
556
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,587
The only claps I've gotten
are in the bar scene,
557
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,689
which is more
than I can say for you.
558
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:11,790
Ooh!
559
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,326
No one has been to your show
in years.
560
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,795
When Lady Gaga said there could
be a hundred people in a room,
561
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,163
you were shocked.
562
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,232
This is really good.
Keep going.
563
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,967
I'm gonna put it to you plain.
564
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,603
I'm gonna tell you what people
say behind your backs.
565
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:25,604
You're dumb.
566
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,639
-[gasps]
-And you're ugly!
567
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,674
I am not!
568
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:31,477
No one calls me dumb,
you lint-licker!
569
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:32,544
Oh!
570
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,779
Oh!
571
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,248
How dare you!
572
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,784
I've been waiting all day
to do this!
573
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,586
-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
574
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,720
Mother!
575
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,088
And again!
576
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,923
In a different direction now!
577
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,558
And a different one!
578
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:50,062
That Miz Cracker, she don't
even need to wear sunscreen
579
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:52,398
because she is shady as hell!
580
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:55,000
-Oh!
-Oh!
581
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,335
She's hot, though.
582
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,741
Dude, India Ferrah
is back in the news again.
583
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:07,079
Didn't she get busted
a few years ago for shoplifting?
584
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:10,416
It seems she's been, uh,
mopping some expensive items.
585
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,787
We caught up with her
and this angry-ass shop girl
586
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,222
in the parking lot
of Fred Shegal.
587
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:19,458
Ooh, Fred Shegal's!
588
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,161
I get all my man blouses there.
Look at this one.
589
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,530
Ooh, so pretty, it smells
like a guy named Carlos.
590
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,664
[laughs]
591
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,036
India! India, hi!
592
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,372
-Oh, my God, hi!
-It's SheMZ!
593
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:34,773
Hi. Um, how are you?
594
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,108
Hi. I'm wonderful.
You look gorgeous.
595
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:37,710
Thank you so much.subtitle
596
00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:42,881
...in your past.
597
00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,083
I'm sorry, what?
598
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,652
You know, you have a history
of shoplifting.
599
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,655
That is the old me, SheMZ.
600
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,557
Hey!
601
00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:53,625
Um, I've gotta go. I--
602
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,960
Get back over here!
603
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,428
What do you want from me!
604
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,696
I know who you are.
605
00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:00,399
You just came into my store,
and you took everything.
606
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,401
-No, I bought everything.
-No, no, no.
607
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,169
I saw you taking some vases,
608
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,205
and then you put some other
stuff in your bag, girl.
609
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,206
-No.
-I saw you.
610
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,007
You were caught
on candid camera.
611
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,109
No. Y'all have cameras?
612
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,710
SheMZ over here!
613
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,146
SheMZ?
614
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,547
SheMZ?
615
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:17,483
Am I mistaken
or are you Mayhem
616
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,385
from the 22nd season
of The Bitch-ler?
617
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,687
All this could have been yours!
618
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,723
You're just so...stupid!
619
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,058
What are you doing here!
620
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,893
Say "hi" to the SheMZ viewers!
621
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,129
Oh, hi, guys! Hi!
[laughs]
622
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:31,130
Oh!
623
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,166
That Mayhem, she's a foxy lady.
624
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,301
Hey, Kressley,
don't you think she's hot?
625
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:38,570
I do love her lipstick.
[laughs]
626
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,172
It's a pretty color.
627
00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:43,041
Explain to me
what's going on here.
628
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,544
Did India steal some vases?
629
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,545
But I bought everything.
630
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,846
-Oh, you bought it?
-Yeah.
631
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,616
Watch this, bitch.
632
00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:52,217
-[gasps]
-Hold up!
633
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,753
Back up, everybody!
634
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:57,656
-[imitates alarm]
-This is all paid for.
635
00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,291
You need to check
your battery.
636
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,827
I know you stole the things.
637
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,495
-No, I didn't.
-She did.
638
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,165
I didn't steal these things
because I've been in therapy.
639
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,833
-For what, being a thief-erella?
-I have to confess something.
640
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,001
SheMZ, listen to me.
641
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,402
I have to confess something
to the world.
642
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,837
SheMZ is listening.
643
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:15,107
I'm a licker.
644
00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,875
[moans]
645
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:21,013
I'm addicted to licking.
It makes me feel good.
646
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,081
Is that a doughnut?
647
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:26,518
Can I possibly
have a...lick?
648
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,120
You're a licker, too?
649
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,222
I don't know, maybe.
650
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,024
If you're a true licker,
show me.
651
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,129
Ooh, lick it. Lick it.
Lick it!
652
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:39,698
Oh, my God, you're a licker. Oh!
653
00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:41,600
This is a SheMZ first.
654
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,236
She can lick my doughnut
any time.
655
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,605
-Whoa!
-Hey, yo!
656
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,140
Oh, yeah!
657
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,208
I don't get it.
658
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,643
I don't get it. What?
659
00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:53,812
Hey, listen, you're not gonna
believe what happened next.
660
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:56,415
Hey, ladies, I hate to break up
this lickfest,
661
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:59,785
but our viewers wanna know
what happened with those vases?
662
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,286
I didn't steal any vases.
663
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,588
[glass shatters]
664
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,824
What was that?
665
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:08,160
Whoa. Where did that come from?
666
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,530
[glass shatters]
Oh, my God!
667
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:13,432
Oh, my God!
668
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:14,666
Clean it up!
669
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,901
Can I lick it?
670
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:20,372
Lick it! Lick it!
671
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:22,007
That can't be safe.
672
00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:25,010
Nothing could be finer
than china in your china.
673
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,079
Or glass in your ass!
674
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:30,482
-Oh!
-Oh!
675
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,251
Man, I love my job.end act
676
00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:38,323
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
677
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,095
Yes, runway day, runway day,
runway, runway, runway!
678
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,397
Oh, my God, are you ready?
679
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,733
Choreography?
This early?
680
00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,902
-This early, girl.
-Oh, this early.
681
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,136
[squeaks]
682
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,272
Bitch, that's a good print.
683
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:54,439
What you wearing?
684
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:55,841
You know, just a little camo.
685
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:56,909
Just a little camo here,
a little camo there.
686
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,710
-Camouflage couture.
-Yeah.
687
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:02,180
Today we're getting ready
for our runway, Camo Couture.
688
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,383
I don't know what the fuck
is "camo."
689
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,184
I thought it was
"camel toe" or...
690
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,519
[camel brays]
691
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,821
[laughs] I don't even know.
692
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,890
Oh, girl, I love you.
693
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:14,092
You so real.
Oh, I love you.
694
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,260
-You're my best friend.
-I love you.
695
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,361
-I love you.
-No, I love you.
696
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,829
-You, you, you!
-You, you, you!
697
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:20,098
[both laugh]
698
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,433
Damn it!
699
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,570
Had all this fun with
Alexis Mateo doing the scene,
700
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,806
and I feel really good
about how things went.
701
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:34,012
So I'll smile and I'll nod
and... [laughs]
702
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:38,684
But I'm still looking over
my shoulder watching you.
703
00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:40,586
How you feeling, India?
704
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:42,220
I'm feeling good.
705
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:45,157
I feel like I delivered my best,
706
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,491
and I feel like
707
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,727
that was probably
one of my best challenges.
708
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:53,165
Now, are you afraid that might
not be enough for the judges,
709
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,867
or are you, like,
confident on that?
710
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,235
I mean,
there's always that thought.
711
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,370
Because, you know,
it's always, like--
712
00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,471
There's always that thought.
713
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:00,505
-There's always a moment.
-It's a gag.
714
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,207
-You'll never feel safe.
-Girl, yeah.
715
00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:04,076
Here's a question.
716
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,144
Has anybody in this werkroom
717
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:11,216
been involved in anything like
celebrity blogs, maybe SheMZ?
718
00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,884
I have.
719
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:17,422
The weekend I was eliminated
from Drag Race,
720
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:21,693
there was this article that
went around about me on TMZ,
721
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:26,098
and people uncovered
that I had a DUI in my past.
722
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,767
It was, like, a really, really,
723
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,268
really hard time for me
in my life,
724
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,872
because I had to read about it
splashed across TMZ.
725
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:36,208
All these people, like,
are reading about me
726
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,876
and talking about me,
and they didn't even get to,
727
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:41,046
like, hear my story
of, like, who I am.
728
00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:46,918
Right. Actually, Blair, um,
I, in my younger days,
729
00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:51,990
made some really bad choices
that I'm not proud of.
730
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:55,827
I have two DUIs.
731
00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:57,529
Whoa.
732
00:29:57,529 --> 00:30:01,066
I am lucky and blessed
733
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:05,904
that those foolish choices
did not hurt anybody.
734
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:07,572
-Yeah.
-Or myself.
735
00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:11,443
When you have that pressure on
you to be the life of the party,
736
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,346
you wanna drink,
you wanna do the drugs.
737
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:18,283
So I would do the most,
and I had no limits.
738
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:21,186
It just became this thing
of how messy can May be?
739
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:25,791
And no one wants to admit
if they have a problem, and...
740
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,831
I got arrested in drag
both times.
741
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,965
-[gasps]
-Oh, my God.
742
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:37,969
-Jesus Christ.
-It was very terrifying.
743
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,173
They made me strip down naked.
744
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,240
Oh, my God.
745
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,077
To nothing
in front of everyone else
746
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,978
that was being booked
that night.
747
00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:51,016
And actually, one of the
officers took a picture of me,
748
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,552
and they laughed.
749
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,454
Listening to Mayhem's story
750
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:58,523
about her being arrested in drag
is painful.
751
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,126
I've never experienced
anything like that.
752
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,728
It breaks my heart.
753
00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:06,665
I did, you know,
serve some time and stuff.
754
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:10,102
What?
I didn't even know that.
755
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:11,536
Oh, yeah.
756
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,771
It was a moment that I was like,
757
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,607
I can't ever be
in this position again.
758
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,843
And after I got out of jail,
759
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:22,047
I went to classes
and tried to get some help.
760
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,251
I had no idea.
That is insane.
761
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,186
-Thanks for sharing.
-Yeah, thanks for sharing that.
762
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,788
I know how brave that was.
763
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:31,957
Aw, thank you!
764
00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:35,427
On my season,
I was trying to hold back.
765
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,296
I was, like,
I'm just gonna keep to myself.
766
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,532
And I feel this time
at Drag Race
767
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:44,536
I'm more in my skin
and I feel comfortable
768
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:47,172
around the people that
are in this werkroom with me.
769
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:51,042
So I'm not afraid
to let the walls down.
770
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:54,012
I'm actually happy to share,
771
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:57,315
because I know if I'm able
to share a little bit of me,
772
00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,151
it helps someone else, probably.
773
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:01,686
Sisterhood.
We all love each other.
774
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:04,523
Until it's time for voting.
775
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,291
[all laugh]end act
776
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,863
[RuPaul laughs]
777
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:15,801
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
778
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:22,908
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
779
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:26,745
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
780
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,213
♪ Cover girl ♪
781
00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:29,581
And what?
782
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,583
[applause]
783
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:35,887
Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
784
00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:39,591
Michelle Visage.
Now, have you ever shoplifted?
785
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,426
You know how I love
five fingers.
786
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,929
Discount.
I mean the discount!
787
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,497
[all laugh]
788
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,633
Style superstar Carson Kressley.
789
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,868
Now, I understand
790
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:52,604
you're involved
in a controversy yourself.
791
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:53,805
Yes, it's true, Ru.
792
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,508
After my breakout role
as Kressley Carson,
793
00:32:56,508 --> 00:33:00,345
I'm being accused of stealing
jobs from heterosexual actors.
794
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:02,681
-[gasps] Oh, dear.
-Yeah.
795
00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,382
We gotta get Gloria Allred
on this.
796
00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:05,550
[all laugh]
797
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,186
And the gorgeous
Sarah Hyland.
798
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:10,055
-Hi-ee.
-Hi-ee.
799
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:13,225
Now, I hear you were raised
by drag queens?
800
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:16,461
Oh, yes, I am a true
East Village hood rat queen.
801
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:17,729
I love it.
802
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,332
This week,
we challenged our queens
803
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:25,570
to improv their way out of
some she-lebrity shenanigans.
804
00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:30,809
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
805
00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:35,547
♪ Everyone can be someone ♪
806
00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:39,351
Category is
Come On, Camo Couture.
807
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,952
First up, Jujubee.
808
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:44,089
Ooh, she's in the Army now!
809
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,891
Carson: I think she's got
some hidden arms.
810
00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:47,859
RuPaul: Yes, she does.
811
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:52,130
Jujubee: Girl, I am wearing
a beautiful red wig,
812
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:55,700
my lips are red,
the smile is gorgeous,
813
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,335
and I have this huge cape.
814
00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,171
It's my play
on camouflaging camouflage,
815
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:03,174
and somewhere in there
there's a camel toe.
816
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:05,911
RuPaul: I think she goes
by the name of "GI Jujubee."
817
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,612
[all laugh]
818
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:10,282
Miz Cracker.
819
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,751
That's Major Cracker to you.
820
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,953
That's a basic training bra,
Michelle.
821
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,321
Michelle: It is?
822
00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:18,290
Cracker: I'm very excited
about my camo look.
823
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,993
I feel sexy, I feel strong.
824
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:25,897
I feel like a pinup girl,
and I feel like a popstar.
825
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,732
Carson: She's clearly
winning the arms race.
826
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:28,833
RuPaul: Yeah.
827
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,402
Sarah: She may get
an honorable discharge.
828
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,536
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes.
829
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:34,739
RuPaul: I declare,
it's Blair St. Clair.
830
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,374
Michelle:
Sporting some wood, I see.
831
00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:38,510
Carson:
She's really branching out.
832
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,312
RuPaul: She really is, yeah.
833
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,614
Blair: I'm giving you
a little bit of camo couture
834
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:46,184
meets me
camouflaging in couture.
835
00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:47,419
It's a little Mother Nature
836
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,956
meets Poison Ivy
meets tree woman
837
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,925
giving you mother willow
just, like, weeping.
838
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,093
All the fantasy.
839
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,195
RuPaul: Run, forest, run!
840
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,397
[all laugh]
841
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:01,199
Shea Couleé.
842
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,435
Sarah: If she waters my cans,
will they grow?
843
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,769
[all laugh]
844
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:11,242
Michelle: This is camouflage
for Smurfland.
845
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,178
Shea:
I'm coming down this runway
846
00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:17,349
serving a love child between
Coco Chanel and Richard Quinn.
847
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:23,088
I have my super sweet,
sexy sixties shift dress
848
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:27,158
with some custom, hand-poured
latex leggings and garters,
849
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,260
and I'm watering
all those hydrangeas,
850
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,762
being the nosy neighbor
851
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:33,398
who's trying to get all the T
over those hedges.
852
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,133
RuPaul: Yes, she can.
853
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,634
Carson: H2-Oh!
854
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:39,404
RuPaul: Alexis Mateo.
855
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,373
Michelle:
She's the Abominable Drag Queen.
856
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:42,340
Carson: Winter is coming.
857
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,475
RuPaul: Yes.
858
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,743
Carson: Or at least
she's getting close.
859
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,211
[all laugh]
860
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,847
Alexis: I really wanted to
not be traditional camouflage,
861
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:51,983
so I went
to hunter's camouflage.
862
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,819
High-fashion snow queen.
863
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,454
Ooh, bitch, I look sickening.
864
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:57,689
RuPaul:
Because you know what?
865
00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,624
If you stay yeti,
you ain't gots to get yeti.
866
00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:01,159
[all laugh]
867
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,927
Mayhem Miller.
868
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,030
Michelle: That's West Hollywood
camo, y'all.
869
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,731
RuPaul: Yes.
870
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:09,501
Cam-oh, she did not.
871
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,436
-Oh, my God.
-Yes.
872
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:13,304
Mayhem: I'm coming as Barbie
873
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,807
and GI Joe
mixed together, bitch.
874
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,709
I'm in pink camo, honey.
875
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,445
I got my hooker boots,
I got my chains out.
876
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:24,516
I know camo is supposed to be
like I'm hiding, but not me.
877
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,052
I want you to see me coming.
878
00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:29,287
Carson:
Weapons of ass destruction.
879
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,623
[all laugh]
880
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,425
RuPaul: India Ferrah.
881
00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,527
Michelle:
Ooh, she's wearing a cam-o-no.
882
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,828
She certainly is.
883
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,763
Sarah:
Look at all that latex.
884
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,799
Michelle: Slaytex.
885
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:45,003
India:
I am serving video game vixen,
886
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:48,673
straight out of a movie
camouflage couture.
887
00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,909
I'm giving you
slicked-back hair,
888
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:55,613
over-the-top makeup,
full kimono, full bow.
889
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,149
I am living the camo fantasy.
890
00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,350
Michelle: It's a wrap.
891
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:01,453
[RuPaul laughs]end act
892
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:04,522
Welcome, All Stars.
893
00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:08,259
Based on your performances
in the challenge
894
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:11,096
and your runway presentations,
895
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:12,597
I've made some decisions.
896
00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,734
When I call your name,
please step forward.
897
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:20,271
Shea Couleé.
898
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,008
Blair St. Clair.
899
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:29,748
You are both safe.
900
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:34,552
You may leave the stage.
901
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:36,321
Thank you so much.
902
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:43,995
Ladies, now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
903
00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,532
First up, Jujubee.
904
00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:52,003
There were so many great moments
in your SheMZ.
905
00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,939
In this whole group, I kind of
count on you for the funny,
906
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,708
and I think you delivered it
really well.
907
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,343
I think
what was so great about it
908
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,912
was that you had many layers
to your character.
909
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,480
You're going down.
910
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,150
You waited, you took your time,
you listened.
911
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,920
You were always a "yes, and"
type of improv actor,
912
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,055
and I really, really
appreciated that.
913
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:12,790
Tonight on the runway,
you looked stunning.
914
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,960
I was getting kind of I'm
married to a very rich hunter.
915
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,762
Uh, he's married to me.
916
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:21,866
Okay, whatever it is
is beautiful.
917
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:24,068
The only criticism I would have
918
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,937
is that I would love
one little something
919
00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:28,940
that would give us
that extra little wow factor.
920
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:30,341
Mm-hmm.
921
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,710
-Mish Cracka!
-Hello.
922
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,546
The thing about you, Cracker,
923
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:37,615
is you tend to get in your head
a little bit too much.
924
00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:38,850
And when Cracker
gets in her head,
925
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,585
a lot of voices start going,
926
00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:43,221
and sometimes
they get in your way.
927
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:46,124
In this challenge,
that was not the case.
928
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,392
Uh-huh. Pblblblbl.
929
00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:49,627
From the minute you were
looking through the window,
930
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,596
it was a joy to watch you.
931
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:54,699
I definitely felt like you were
the leader of the challenge.
932
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:57,202
The way that you interacted
with everyone, including Ross,
933
00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:59,237
was absolute perfection.
934
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:01,839
I gagged the entire time.
935
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,542
This look on the runway
is the bomb.
936
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,611
Hee hee hee.
That was a joke!
937
00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,213
-That was a joke, yes!
-Yes!
938
00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:11,316
I think it's a great concept,
giving us kind of that camo,
939
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:14,552
but a little bit more of like
a Britney/showgirl kind of vibe.
940
00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:19,290
Like if Ariana Grande
and Destiny's Child Survivor,
941
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,526
if they had a baby, that's you.
942
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,527
That's the outfit.
943
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,696
I'm just so proud of you
tonight.
944
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,532
Tonight was a really good moment
for Cracker.
945
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:28,800
Thank you.
946
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,636
Up next, Alexis Mateo.
947
00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:33,438
Hi.
948
00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:34,939
Your runway look tonight,
949
00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:37,942
I love that you went
with a deer hunter camo.
950
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,211
You came out
in a winter camouflage.
951
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,146
It's full-on drag.
952
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,681
You're giving us
a drag queen fantasy.
953
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:46,918
It is fantasy,
it is snow queen eleganza,
954
00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:51,222
and a real standout amongst the
more literal, you know, camo.
955
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,223
It's stunning.
956
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,025
In the acting challenge,
957
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,928
I think the key for you,
it's about really listening.
958
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,697
Don't worry about filling
the silence all the time.
959
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:03,668
I think when you get excited,
you tend to cut people off.
960
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,637
So you were cutting Shea off
a little bit.
961
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,239
My favorite part is when
you shoved food in your titties,
962
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,774
and you said,
"Saving it for later.
963
00:40:09,774 --> 00:40:11,009
Do not waste the good food."
964
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,977
I get what
everybody's saying, though.
965
00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:16,748
You do find gold
when you listen to your partner.
966
00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,384
Up next, Mayhem Miller.
967
00:40:19,384 --> 00:40:20,685
Hey.
968
00:40:20,685 --> 00:40:24,522
In your performance,
it started our really strong.
969
00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:26,758
But it kind of fizzled for me,
970
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,027
and I felt it took a long time
971
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,895
to get where y'all
were gonna go.
972
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:32,864
I thought the concept was great.
973
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:37,135
The creativity was this kind of
John Waters kind of wackiness.
974
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:38,303
But I have to agree
with Michelle.
975
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,271
It did take a long time
to get there.
976
00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:45,977
For tonight's runway look,
I love this color palette.
977
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,413
It's really, really beautiful
on your skin.
978
00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:51,349
With the hair, your makeup,
it's gorgeous.
979
00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:54,152
Stunning.
Maybe not enough concept for me.
980
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,020
Like, I wish
there was more to it,
981
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,456
like who are you,
what's your story.
982
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,691
I'm Black Barbie
going to combat.
983
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:00,792
That's what I am.
984
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,161
Okay.
985
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:04,662
Um, I just feel like
986
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:06,831
it's a little bit light
on look for me.
987
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,900
All Stars
is really frickin' tough,
988
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,568
and y'all can't get offended,
because May,
989
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,470
I feel like a little bit
of an attitude from you.
990
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,738
I don't have an attitude.
991
00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:15,406
-A little bit.
-I'm just kiki-ing.
992
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:19,510
This is difficult,
and this is part of this gig.
993
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:20,745
You know, and we're here
994
00:41:20,745 --> 00:41:23,548
to help you shine
the best that you can shine.
995
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:26,918
Up next, India Ferrah.
996
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,186
Hi.
997
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,287
Your runway look tonight,
998
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:30,355
I'm obsessed
with this hair and makeup.
999
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:32,256
-Can you do this on me?
-Absolutely.
1000
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:33,324
Thank God.
[all laugh]
1001
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,927
This looks
very different for you.
1002
00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:38,529
Normally, I don't like a
black lip and super dark makeup,
1003
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,198
but I think this all works,
1004
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,767
especially with the touches
of black leather at the waist,
1005
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:44,635
combined with
the slicked-back hair.
1006
00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,371
I think it's refreshing, and
I think it's what we wanna see.
1007
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:47,872
Like, surprise us.
1008
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,240
Thanks.
1009
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,476
You started out
so strong in yours.
1010
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,678
I mean, a girl with hair
and boobs like that,
1011
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,413
with all them shopping bags?
1012
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,914
I was in it.
1013
00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:59,951
And then I kind of
felt you deviate,
1014
00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:02,353
just kind of
get flatline, really.
1015
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,522
I think maybe you lost your way
a little bit.
1016
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,357
It was a little bit
of a one-note for me,
1017
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,026
where it was kind of
a lot of the same.
1018
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,062
You know that it got
a little, like, meh
1019
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,797
towards the middle and end.
1020
00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:15,366
But dropping vases
from your puss is always great.
1021
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,667
[glass shatters]
1022
00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:18,336
-Can I say that?
-Of course.
1023
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:19,370
-You're doing it right now.
-Okay, great.
1024
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,672
[laughs]
1025
00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:26,044
Ladies, it's getting down
to the best of the best.
1026
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,946
So based on
the judges' critiques,
1027
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:32,083
I've made some
very difficult decisions.
1028
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,892
Miz Cracker...
1029
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,561
Con-drag-ulations. You are
the top All Star of the week.
1030
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:47,999
[applause]
1031
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:49,467
Thank you all.
1032
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:53,504
You've won a four-night stay
in Montreal, Canada,
1033
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:59,877
including hotel and airfare,
courtesy of Tourisme/Montreal.
1034
00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:01,612
[growls]
1035
00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:02,847
Jujubee.
1036
00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:05,650
Alexis Mateo.
1037
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:09,187
You are safe.
1038
00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:13,057
Thank you.
1039
00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:16,994
That means India Ferrah
and Mayhem Miller,
1040
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:18,262
I'm sorry, my dears,
1041
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,898
but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.
1042
00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:26,137
Miz Cracker, you need to decide
1043
00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:28,673
which of the bottom queens
you will eliminate
1044
00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:31,175
if you win the lip sync
1045
00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:36,013
against this week's
secret lip sync assassin.
1046
00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:38,249
And the rest of you
will cast your votes
1047
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:42,954
for which bottom queen
you think should get the chop.
1048
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,724
Now, while you deliberate
in the werkroom,
1049
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:50,761
the judges and I
will be baking cookies.
1050
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:53,631
Ooh!
1051
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,033
Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.end act
1052
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,604
Hello.
1053
00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,205
-Oh, hello.
-Hi.
1054
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:04,375
It feels so good
to win the challenge.
1055
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,377
I'm so relieved.
1056
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:08,479
It's like being
a 39-year-old woman in Hollywood
1057
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,814
and getting an Oscar.
1058
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:14,185
You're like... [exhales]
1059
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:15,686
What's going on, guys?
1060
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:17,021
Did you win?
1061
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:18,022
I won.
1062
00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:19,023
-What?
-Congrats!
1063
00:44:19,023 --> 00:44:20,024
Thank you.
1064
00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:21,959
♪ I'm in the bottom ♪
1065
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:24,962
-♪ I'm in the bottom, too ♪
-What? You're lying.
1066
00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:26,097
What did you guys think
it was gonna be?
1067
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:28,165
We thought that you guys
would be in the top.
1068
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:30,001
-The top, yeah.
-Same.
1069
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,737
[both laugh]
1070
00:44:32,737 --> 00:44:34,305
If this was a court of law,
1071
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,374
I'm definitely
gonna say objection,
1072
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:38,075
because, no, ma'am.
1073
00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,810
Why am I in the bottom?
1074
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:44,782
Now is time for me
to talk to two people
1075
00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,350
that I thought murdered this
1076
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:49,487
about why they think
they should stay.
1077
00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:51,188
Pleading your case in this game
1078
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:52,823
is like lip syncing
for your life.
1079
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:55,126
I'm trying to see
which of these girls
1080
00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,194
is going to turn it out
on the sofa.
1081
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,529
I just wanna hear from you
1082
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,933
why you wanna be here,
why you deserve to be here.
1083
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,634
Of course I wanna be here.
1084
00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:07,738
I want to be here because I want
to prove that I am an All Star.
1085
00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:11,142
I wanted to prove that
I am that girl, you know?
1086
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:15,146
I am that queen,
and I am one of the best.
1087
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,282
This sucks.
1088
00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:19,917
Right now, I don't know
what my strategy is,
1089
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:22,920
because I'm sad, I'm mad,
1090
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:27,258
and the one person I don't
wanna have to plead my case to
1091
00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:28,426
is Cracker.
1092
00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:35,032
Do you feel like you showed
something different this season
1093
00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:36,801
than you showed in Season 10?
1094
00:45:36,801 --> 00:45:40,037
When I left Season 10,
I was destroyed,
1095
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:41,739
because I felt like
I was a failure,
1096
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:45,343
and I felt like
I did not represent me.
1097
00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:49,046
This time around,
I feel like me has been here.
1098
00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:52,083
And you have, like,
come out of your shell so much.
1099
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:58,122
We've had friction here,
but any troubles that we have
1100
00:45:58,122 --> 00:45:59,924
have absolutely nothing to do
1101
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:02,727
with the decisions
I make today at all.
1102
00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:06,764
However the vote goes today,
it's just a game.
1103
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,633
And I accept the fate,
what it is.
1104
00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:10,568
Yeah. [sighs]
1105
00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:12,870
I feel like
this is an opportunity
1106
00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,473
for us to hear out
our sis India.
1107
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,408
Yeah. How are you feeling
right now, India?
1108
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:21,879
Crushed, because I felt like
I delivered something so strong,
1109
00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:23,614
and I felt like
I was gonna be in the top.
1110
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,750
I felt I delivered
the whole scene.
1111
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:28,152
I felt very comfortable,
I felt funny.
1112
00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:29,887
Yeah.
1113
00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:32,523
And I felt like she held back
1114
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:35,226
in the performance
just a little bit.
1115
00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:37,161
Where they said
that it laid flat,
1116
00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:38,362
she could have built that up.
1117
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:40,264
I'm not going home.
1118
00:46:40,264 --> 00:46:42,099
I'm not giving up, no.
1119
00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:43,467
No signs of weakness here.
1120
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,070
I'll fight. I am a monster.
1121
00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:49,073
Why do you think you should
be here, deserve to be here?
1122
00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:51,976
I think that
everyone can see my drive
1123
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,412
and they can see my passion
for drag.
1124
00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:56,247
Like, it's in my blood.
1125
00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:58,849
I felt very strong
about the performance.
1126
00:46:58,849 --> 00:47:00,985
I stepped out of my comfort zone
completely.
1127
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,319
I'm not tapping out.
1128
00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:04,221
-I don't wanna go home.
-Yeah.
1129
00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:05,790
Bitch, I wanna be here.
1130
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:08,559
Do you feel that Mayhem
1131
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:11,962
has shown everything
that she has to show?
1132
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:15,599
I was a little upset during
the challenge working with her,
1133
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:16,734
because prior to it,
1134
00:47:16,734 --> 00:47:19,203
we were so, like,
oh, we're gonna do this.
1135
00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:22,740
And when we got out there,
like...girl.
1136
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,842
You felt like she didn't
get in there and get dirty.
1137
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,110
Yeah.
1138
00:47:26,110 --> 00:47:28,479
And you feel like
you did not hold back at all?
1139
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:30,281
I didn't. Absolutely not.
1140
00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:33,184
I will say this about India.
She's fighting hard.
1141
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,153
She's like,
"Look, I need to be here.
1142
00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:37,855
"I could be in the bottom
to the very end.
1143
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,724
I'll bottom my way to the top
if I have to."
1144
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:41,859
Go on.
1145
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,327
I'm really gagged.
1146
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,362
We did not see it
going this way.
1147
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,364
I had fun
with the challenge yesterday,
1148
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,800
I felt comfortable
with the challenge,
1149
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,936
and I stand by it.
1150
00:47:51,936 --> 00:47:53,037
We were committed.
1151
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:54,939
I'm proud of my scene partner,
1152
00:47:54,939 --> 00:47:58,542
because she stepped up
1153
00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:01,245
and was committed
along with me.
1154
00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:05,449
I can't say anything else
other than I'm gagged, too.
1155
00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:09,019
I guess I'm just trying
to take everything in.
1156
00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:12,590
It's always interesting to hear
what the judges have had to say.
1157
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:13,924
But you know what?
This is our choice.
1158
00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:15,993
-Exactly.
-It's our choice.
1159
00:48:15,993 --> 00:48:18,896
What matters to me
is what my peers think,
1160
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,031
because you know
what a good queen is.
1161
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:26,237
So if you see me,
that's what matters to me.
1162
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,873
I'm happy with
whatever the outcome is.
1163
00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:31,642
God.
1164
00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:35,479
The first week I vote for her,
and she's crazy upset,
1165
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:37,047
and she's taking it personally.
1166
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:39,550
And now, honestly, I don't know
1167
00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,252
why she's not
fighting harder for herself.
1168
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:44,321
Like, who is this Mayhem,
and why have you checked out?
1169
00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:55,065
Now, I know what
y'all are thinking.
1170
00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,001
This is India's third week
in the bottom.
1171
00:48:57,001 --> 00:49:01,138
But Mayhem voted
for me to go home last week,
1172
00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:07,411
so I feel like it would be rude
of me to not return the favor.
1173
00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:16,787
Oh, my gosh.
1174
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:26,030
I love you so much.
I'm so proud of you.
1175
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:31,168
I was a fan of drag
before I became a drag queen.
1176
00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:34,238
India, I'm a fan of yours.
1177
00:49:37,341 --> 00:49:41,011
Mayhem and I
traveled a rocky road,
1178
00:49:41,011 --> 00:49:44,849
but it feels like she's blooming
in this competition,
1179
00:49:44,849 --> 00:49:47,685
and there's a part of me that
wants to see what happens next.
1180
00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:51,789
But does India deserve
to go home tonight?
1181
00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:55,292
I just have to do what RuPaul
says:
"Don't fuck it up."
1182
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:58,162
Don't fuck it up, Cracker!end
act
1183
00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:03,667
Welcome back, ladies.
1184
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:07,504
Miz Cracker, are you ready
to meet your opponent?
1185
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,240
I'm ready to tear it up.
1186
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,507
Good.
1187
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:12,676
It's time to present
1188
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:17,882
this week's lip sync assassin.
1189
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:25,589
Is that even a person?
1190
00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:28,025
Ru-veal yourself!
1191
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,862
-Who is it?
-I don't know.
1192
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,698
O-M-G.
1193
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,939
-Aw, sis!
-Oh!
1194
00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:43,474
That's my sister.
1195
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,243
Oh, my God!
1196
00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:47,444
Aah!
1197
00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:53,350
Holy shit,
the queen, Morgan McMichaels.
1198
00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,586
[applause]
1199
00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:56,921
[laughs]
1200
00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:59,356
She's like, "Why you mad?
Why you mad? Why you mad?"
1201
00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:00,791
I'm like, "I don't know,
I'm not mad!"
1202
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,797
The lip sync assassin
is my best friend, best friend.
1203
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:10,000
Like, my best friend,
best friend, best friend.
1204
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,970
For 20 whole years,
Morgan McMichaels,
1205
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:15,439
and I'm in the bottom.
1206
00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:19,076
Awkward.
1207
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,645
Ladies,
Morgan holds the lipstick
1208
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:27,184
of the queen the group
has chosen to go home.
1209
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:33,023
Now, if Morgan wins, the queen
on her lipstick gets the chop.
1210
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:35,726
Are you ready to slay?
1211
00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:37,161
Yes, Mother.
1212
00:51:37,161 --> 00:51:38,629
Yes, Mama Ru.
1213
00:51:38,629 --> 00:51:40,798
Two queens stand before me.
1214
00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:45,736
Miz Cracker, this is your chance
to impress me,
1215
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:48,939
win $20.000,
1216
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:51,442
and earn the power
1217
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:55,612
to give one
of the bottom queens ze chop.
1218
00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:59,316
The time has come...
[thunder]
1219
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:00,618
to lip sync...
1220
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:06,991
[echoing] for your legacy!
1221
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:14,665
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1222
00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:16,900
♪ I've been everywhere, man ♪
1223
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,902
♪ Looking for someone ♪
1224
00:52:18,902 --> 00:52:20,604
♪ Someone who can please me ♪
1225
00:52:20,604 --> 00:52:22,506
♪ Love me all night long ♪
1226
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,641
♪ I've been everywhere, man ♪
1227
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:26,377
♪ Looking for you, babe ♪
1228
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:28,078
♪ Looking for you, babe ♪
1229
00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:30,180
♪ Searching for you, babe ♪
1230
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:35,753
♪ Where have you been? ♪
1231
00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:39,423
♪ All my life? ♪
1232
00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:45,229
♪ All my life? ♪
1233
00:52:45,229 --> 00:52:49,133
♪ Where have you been
all my life? ♪
1234
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:51,235
♪ Where have you been
all my life? ♪
1235
00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:09,586
♪ I've been everywhere, man ♪
1236
00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:10,587
♪ Looking for someone ♪
1237
00:53:10,587 --> 00:53:12,222
Come on, body!
1238
00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:13,457
♪ Someone who can please me ♪
1239
00:53:13,457 --> 00:53:14,925
♪ Love me all night long ♪
1240
00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,860
♪ I've been everywhere, man ♪
1241
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,862
♪ Looking for you, babe ♪
1242
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,664
♪ Looking for you, babe ♪
1243
00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:23,667
♪ Searching for you, baby ♪
1244
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:27,871
♪ Where have you been? ♪
1245
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:31,208
♪ 'Cause I never see you out ♪
1246
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,378
♪ Are you hiding from me,
yeah? ♪
1247
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:37,915
♪ Somewhere in the crowd ♪
1248
00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:42,986
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1249
00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:48,358
♪ Where have you been? ♪
1250
00:53:48,358 --> 00:53:51,895
♪ All my life? ♪
1251
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:58,202
♪ All my life? ♪
1252
00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:13,283
♪ Where have you been
all my life? ♪
1253
00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:16,553
[laughter and applause]
1254
00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:18,856
Yes!
1255
00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:22,459
[laughter and applause]
1256
00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:27,798
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1257
00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:35,973
Morgan McMichaels.
1258
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,374
You're a winner, baby.
1259
00:54:37,374 --> 00:54:39,343
Thank you very much.
1260
00:54:39,343 --> 00:54:42,446
[applause]
1261
00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:49,920
Miz Cracker.
1262
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,924
You are also a winner, baby.
1263
00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:56,693
[gasps]
1264
00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:59,396
Thank you!
[applause]
1265
00:54:59,396 --> 00:55:01,031
Con-drag-ulations, Cracker.
1266
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:05,769
You've earned a cash tip
of $20.000.
1267
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:06,970
Thank you, Mama Ru.
1268
00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:12,609
And a tie means two queens
could be going home tonight.
1269
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,346
[sighs]
1270
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:17,748
Damn.
1271
00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:19,616
Oh, my God.
1272
00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:22,953
Will the bottom queens
please step forward?
1273
00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:31,728
With great power
comes great responsibility.
1274
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:38,669
Morgan, which queen
has the group chosen
1275
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,237
to get the chop?
1276
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,642
The group has chosen...
1277
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,414
Mayhem.
1278
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:59,022
Miz Cracker, which queen
have you chosen to get the chop?
1279
00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:00,157
I've had to split hairs
1280
00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:02,859
to figure out
who should go home today,
1281
00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:05,662
but listening to my heart,
1282
00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:08,899
I would like
to send Mayhem home.
1283
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:16,373
As it is written,
1284
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,975
so it shall be done.
1285
00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:23,947
Mayhem, you are
and will always be an All Star.
1286
00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:28,218
Now sashay away.
1287
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,687
Thanks for inviting me
back to the party.
1288
00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:32,689
I love you so much.
1289
00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:34,358
Kill it, bitch.
1290
00:56:34,358 --> 00:56:36,193
Even though I've been doing drag
all these years,
1291
00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:37,794
you still learn and grow.
1292
00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:38,829
Don't be sorry.
1293
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:39,896
I'll see you
in a little bit, girl.
1294
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:41,164
We gonna go to Sizzler.
1295
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,767
I leave here
in a better head space
1296
00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:46,169
than I did
when I left Season 10,
1297
00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:47,437
and that's what I wanted to do.
1298
00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:50,107
I wanted to push myself
and learn something new about me
1299
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:51,408
and have a good time,
1300
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,709
and I did all of that,
1301
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,647
So my journey here is exactly
what I wanted it to be.
1302
00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:59,016
I am the queen!
1303
00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:00,150
[all laugh]
1304
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:03,754
The queen of the party! Yes!
1305
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,489
[laughter and applause]
1306
00:57:05,489 --> 00:57:08,992
You never wanna be
the last person at a party.
1307
00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:11,094
You gotta know
when it's time to leave.
1308
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,430
Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
1309
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,767
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1310
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,969
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1311
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,470
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
1312
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:22,272
-Amen!
-Amen!
1313
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,541
All right.
Now let the music play.
1314
00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:28,745
♪ I am American, American,
American ♪
1315
00:57:28,745 --> 00:57:31,815
♪ I am American, American ♪
1316
00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:33,150
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪vote
1317
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:37,054
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪
1318
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,756
♪ I am American, American ♪
1319
00:57:39,756 --> 00:57:42,259
♪ Just like you, too ♪
1320
01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:04,134
RuPaul: Next time
on All Stars...
1321
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:06,169
For this week's maxi-challenge,
1322
01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:09,406
we're gonna be playing
the Snatch Game of Love.
1323
01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:12,409
[cheers and applause]
1324
01:00:12,409 --> 01:00:13,777
So I wanna take a risk.
1325
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:16,480
The girl who's been in
the bottom three weeks in a row
1326
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,948
is taking a risk?
1327
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,082
Yeah.
1328
01:00:19,082 --> 01:00:20,317
I want you to succeed.
1329
01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:21,818
I want you to make me laugh.
1330
01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:23,820
[no voice]
1331
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,956
Let's meet our snatch-elors.
1332
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:29,826
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman
and Tommy Dorfman.
1333
01:00:29,826 --> 01:00:32,863
"What does contestant three's
breath smell like?"
1334
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:34,764
What the fuck, man?
1335
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,299
[all laugh]
1336
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:37,667
Oh, the pain.
1337
01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:39,369
[laughs]
1338
01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,004
I think that will go down
1339
01:00:41,004 --> 01:00:44,908
as one of the best Snatch Game
performances in history.
1340
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:50,580
This is the biggest stunt
in the history of All Stars.
1341
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,482
Somebody here is lying.
1342
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:57,053
Ru-veal yourself!
1343
01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:58,355
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
1344
01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:03,827
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪
1345
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:06,596
♪ I am American, American ♪
1346
01:01:06,596 --> 01:01:07,931
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪
1347
01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:11,401
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪
1348
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,571
♪ I am American, American ♪
1349
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:16,006
♪ Just like you, too ♪
1350
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:19,643
♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American,
American, American ♪
1351
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:22,512
♪ I am American, American ♪
1352
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:23,713
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪
1353
01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:26,583
♪ I am American, American ♪
1354
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:29,619
♪ Just like you, too ♪
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