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Morning. Morning.
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Hey...
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Great. What?
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You only start a sentence
with "Hey..."
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if you're about to ask me to do
something I don't want to do
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or tell me I've done
something wrong.
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No!
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And "No!" means yes.
No, it doesn't.
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With this one exception.
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I have a housemate thing for you.
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Another one? Yes.
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I don't think you appreciate
how much I am trying.
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Do you know how much stuff
I would normally do
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but I'm not doing because
I know you'd hate it?
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I can't keep up with
all of your... things.
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I feel like
I'm walking on eggshells.
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Probably because you keep making
omelettes and don't clean the floor.
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Is that the housemate thing?
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There's a few.
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Alright.
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Do you have a list? Yes.
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Number one - you do your dishes,
which I appreciate...
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Thank you.
..but you never put them away.
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I'm only gonna get them out again.
It's a time-saver.
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At least I'm actually
washing the dishes.
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Yes, but...
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And I don't get enough credit
for the entertainment I provide.
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Loneliness is the number one killer
in the world.
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Well, by that token, I do the same
for you. We cancel each other out.
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No, because if I was alone, I'd have
me in my head, and I am so fun.
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Right. Number two - you leave the
washing on the line after it's dry.
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It's there when I need it.
It's like an outdoor wardrobe.
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I also like to hang out washing.
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There's room.
I like a clean line, OK?
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And a clean sink, where
it's just the sink, nothing else.
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Is that it? No.
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Number three -
when you replace the toilet roll,
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the loo sheet should be
furthest from the wall.
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What are you talking about?
You're make me touch the wall, OK?
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Think about how gross
that section of wall is getting.
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OK, here are the annoying things
that you do.
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One - you make lists.
Two - you read the lists out to me.
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Yeah, if you're not gonna hear me
out, I'm going to go to work.
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Three - you walk off
during my lists.
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Four - your tone just then,
when you're like...
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.."If you're not gonna
hear me out, I'm gonna go to work."
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Five...
The way you give me the finger!
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Six...
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..the way you shut doors! Seven...
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Yeah, we know
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Even if we had so far to go
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Even if the pace is slow
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Well, I'll be coming home
to you again
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If we find
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Something to feel that we belong
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If we could right all the wrongs
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Well, I'll be coming home
to you again.
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Mum, when you used to
live with Emma...
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Yes?
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If she used the microwave,
did she cover stuff in cling wrap
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or just chuck it straight in?
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If she's doing something that's
annoying you, tell her, not me.
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Well, I do tell her, but she forgets,
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and I don't want to stick notes
on the microwave - it looks untidy.
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Sit down.
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Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe
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you two shouldn't be
living together?
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She's my best friend. Yes.
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And some friends aren't
supposed to live together.
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Well, we've lived together before.
It just... feels different.
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I think you're getting tired
of each other.
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No!
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You work, eat and live together.
It's too much.
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And I'm sick of you both
moaning to me about it.
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Emma talks to you about me?
Course she does.
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What does she say?
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What do you think?
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It can't be anything bad.
I'm a great housemate.
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Well, here she is now. Ask her.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Good morning. Again.
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Um... do you want to go for a coffee?
Can't.
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We've got that landlord coming in
to interview potential tenants.
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Oh... I don't know why
he wants to meet them in person.
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Maybe because he'll be living
next door to them.
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And he wants us to be in the room to
give our opinion on each applicant,
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then he'll make the final decision.
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That's a huge waste of time.
It's gonna be fun.
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It's gonna be just like
a reality TV show.
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Do you want to be the mean judge?
Or we can take turns.
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Did you encourage him
to go through with this
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just so you could pretend to be
a judge on a reality show?
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Maybe I think it's a good idea
to do interviews.
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Maybe I'm sick of people
being reduced
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to a series of letters and numbers
on an application.
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Maybe, just maybe, I got into
the real estate business
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so I could be in
the people business.
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When's he coming in?
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20 minutes.
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Ooh! I'm gonna try and find
something to use as a gong!
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No gong!
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So, what makes you think
you've got 'it'?
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Take off your sunglasses.
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Um, I'm sorry, did I leave something
off my application?
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No, no, no.
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Your potential landlord, Richard,
would just like to go a bit deeper
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to find the right tenant
for his property.
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I'm sure you'll do great.
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It's a very competitive field,
Sandra.
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You need a real passion
for living in a house.
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OK.
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So, what are your
selling points? Go.
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I'm very tidy.
Oh, if only everyone was.
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And I like gardening.
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It's like being a hairdresser
for nature.
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I like the garden
just the way it is.
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Oh. Um... sure.
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Would you describe yourself
as... friendly?
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I think so. Who would say no?
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Favourite style of music?
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Um... How is that relevant?
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Because if they listen to music,
Richard might be able to hear it,
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so it's important
they like the same stuff.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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Well, I'm studying right now, so
I listen to a lot of lo-fi hip-hop.
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We're sorry, it's a no from us.
You keep at it, though.
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I'm sure this isn't the last
we'll see of you.
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There's a list of other rentals
on the counter.
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Rental history. Looks solid.
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Do either of you play an instrument?
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I can play the ukulele.
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I'm sorry. Thanks for coming in.
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Ow!
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Do you ever forget
to turn the oven off?
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Yes. I mean no. Shit!
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I'm a little nervous.
Do you mind if I vape?
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Next!
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Phil, you've already got a place
with us.
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Yeah, but I saw everyone waiting.
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I thought you must be auditioning
for an ad or something.
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We're not. Let's hear him out.
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Do you have any special skills?
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Sort of.
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Has anybody got a $50 note?
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Don't. He'll just make it disappear
and you won't get it back.
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You want me to perform magic
for free?
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That's the sort of thing
that's killing the art form!
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Phil, please leave.
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I was going anyway.
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Who's next? No, no, no...
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I know you're both
enjoying yourselves,
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but, Richard, you're paying us
to vet applicants for you.
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This really isn't necessary.
I don't mind.
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It's not how we normally
do things, OK?
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We've got other stuff to get on...
Hey. Hey, hey.
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Who is your ideal neighbour?
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Clean, quiet. Likes sports.
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Right.
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- Are you all here for the rental?
- Yes.
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Who is clean and quiet?
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Who likes sports?
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Which sports?
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Um, cricket, football...
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Mostly basketball.
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Basketball is the winner.
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The rental is yours.
Please come through.
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Congratulations. Thanks!
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The rest of you, I'm sorry, but your
real estate journey is over for now.
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There's more rentals on the counter.
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I can do that magic trick for you
for 20 bucks. It's my final offer.
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Alright, come on.
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Here we go!
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Told you he'd take your money.
Mmm. Did look cool, though.
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Hey... Oh, no.
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We've been arguing a bit more
than usual lately.
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Do you think we're spending
too much time together?
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Yes! Really?
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Yes. Don't you?
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Well, yeah. I just thought we'd
ease into it a bit more than that.
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I don't want to move out or anything.
It just... feels different.
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We've lost our buffer.
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Without Grace,
it's just you and me 24/7.
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We need a replacement.
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I don't think I'm ready
to date again.
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Well... how about a new friend?
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You want to make a new friend?
As an adult?
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Why not? Maybe it's time this
friendship took on a new member.
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The Three Musketeers.
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It would be a huge opportunity
for someone to join the dream team.
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I guess we've avoided it
as long as we could.
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It would be nice to have someone to
settle arguments, help carry things.
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I did enjoy
auditioning people today.
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We could do the same
for a new friend.
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You can't audition friends.
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The TV show would have. Ha?!
Friends!
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OK, well, you can't just put an ad
on the noticeboard.
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Dinner party. Dinner party?
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Yeah. A small group of
carefully selected candidates.
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We invite them for a lovely evening,
they get to eat a free meal
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while we secretly audition them
for the part of our third wheel.
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Have you ever thrown a dinner party?
No.
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But I'm 36, so I assume I know how.
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Shotgun not cooking!
Shotgun no... Shit!
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These are slim pickings.
It's a small town.
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Yeah, but there's a reason we're not
friends with some of these people.
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Like Stacey. She's always so negative
about living here.
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I feel like she'll just
bum everyone out.
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She's changed.
She bought a house here.
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Alright. Well, what about...
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I really don't think
we have to invite her.
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She saw the list when
I printed it out. So she's in.
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OK. Well, do you think Mum will want
to join our friendship group?
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We can't not invite her.
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Plus, she's a loose cannon.
Every dinner party needs one.
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This is a sad list.
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Oh. Hey, Mitch!
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How's our number one new tenant?
Great, thanks.
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I, uh... just wanted to stop in
to give you a present.
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Oh!
For approving my application.
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Oh, wow. Thank you.
Never won anything before.
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I knew it the moment I saw you -
"This kid is going all the way."
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I've always been
a picked-last kind of guy.
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And with a heartbreaking backstory.
Of course you won.
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Ah! Anyway, it means a lot
you picked me, so... thanks again.
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Hey, Mitch?
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We're having a dinner party tonight.
How would you like to come?
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Oh. Um...
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Really? BOTH: Yeah.
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Yeah. It'd be lovely to have you
at our... regular old dinner party.
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Just casual.
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Uh...
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OK.
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Thanks very much. Do you want me
to bring anything or...?
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Just yourself. And wine.
Oh. Well...
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An additional bottle, obviously.
This was a gift.
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Yes.
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Are these our 'the good plates'?
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Yeah. They were a gift from a client
after I sold his house.
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He said he couldn't have been happier
and wanted to reward me.
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Alright.
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We should have a code word
if we need to regroup tonight.
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Like what?
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'Rooster'. Why 'rooster'?
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Dunno. But if one of us says it,
meet in here.
247
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,316
You know, this might actually
end up tasting pretty good.
248
00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:39,360
Really? No!
249
00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:41,396
Why would you choose something
you haven't cooked before?
250
00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,836
I didn't think people would want
toasted cheese sandwiches for dinner.
251
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,956
Well, are you following a recipe?
Oh, no, I'm just making up.
252
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,716
Why would you...
Of course I'm following a recipe!
253
00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,396
Do you think this just says
"believe in yourself"?
254
00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,760
No, I think it says...
Oh, yeah? What? What?
255
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,876
You know what? Let's just focus
on getting our new friend.
256
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,420
Couldn't think of an insult,
could you?
257
00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,920
Shut up!
258
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:05,040
OK, so, when they first come in, do
we guide them into the living room?
259
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,400
Straight to the table?
Do we give them a tour?
260
00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,240
Oh, no tour.
We'd have to give everyone one.
261
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,600
We just tell them where the toilet is
as they come in.
262
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,716
You want to greet them by
telling them where the toilet is?
263
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,436
Yeah. It's the most important room
in the house.
264
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,836
When else are we
supposed to tell them?
265
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,156
When they have to go to the toilet.
266
00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,796
They'll come to us and say,
"Where is the toilet?"
267
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,276
Yeah, but that's
more embarrassing, right?
268
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,676
Having to ask us while holding it in.
269
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:25,500
If we just tell them straightaway,
they can go at their own discretion.
270
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,160
OK. It's gonna be great.
271
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,316
People have been having dinner
parties for hundreds of years.
272
00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:34,160
If they were awful and stressful
and pointless, no-one would do them.
273
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,240
Well...
274
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,560
We just need to relax
and remember to have a good time.
275
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,320
Alright!
276
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,480
Coming!
277
00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,600
Hi. Hey, Gez.
278
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,560
Welcome to the residence
of Emma and Daniel.
279
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,501
The toilet is down the hall
to the right.
280
00:11:50,525 --> 00:11:52,320
Oh, great! Excuse me.
281
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,000
Evening.
282
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,000
Hey! I'm so glad
you decided to come.
283
00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,676
Yeah, well, there was nothing good
on telly and my internet's patchy.
284
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,560
Hi. Hey, Mrs Marsh.
285
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,520
Do you want me to take that?
No. It's for me.
286
00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,080
Fair enough.
287
00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:15,760
Did you know there was a bet
about how long you two would last?
288
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,760
What? No.
289
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,560
Well, who started it?
Oh, I can't say.
290
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,120
Go on. No.
291
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,720
I won, though, so thank you.
292
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,600
Thanks for backing us up.
You're welcome.
293
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,960
I lost.
294
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:31,500
Did you get these from the op shop?
No. They were a gift.
295
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:35,120
Well, THEY got them
from the op shop. $5.
296
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,080
Each? No, for the whole lot.
297
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,640
Has everyone got a drink?
298
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,120
Oh, I-I do, yes. Yeah.
299
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,840
All going well in the kitchen?
300
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,520
Uh, yeah. It's ready to go.
Just waiting on our last guest.
301
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,440
Feel free to dig into the chips,
though, guys.
302
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,520
Ooh.
303
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,560
Prawn cocktail flavour. Fancy.
304
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,680
Uh, so, Stacey,
what have you been up to?
305
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,240
Just working. You?
306
00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:00,611
Uh... yeah, just working too,
actually...
307
00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:01,360
Sorry to interrupt, Daniel.
308
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,640
I forgot to tell you -
I saw that rooster again.
309
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,640
Hmm? Oh. Right.
310
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,240
Um... I, uh, have to go...
check on dinner.
311
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,640
I thought you said it was ready.
312
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,520
Yes, but that... might have changed.
Excuse me.
313
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,920
I'll get more chips.
314
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,560
What is it?
315
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,200
Have you got a vibe
off any of them yet?
316
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,320
What?
317
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,956
It's gonna be one of them.
I can feel it.
318
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,116
That's why you pulled me out?
Em, it's way too early to tell.
319
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,960
They just got here.
Just wanted to check in. Jeez!
320
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,196
And I hope you're planning to ask
them something more interesting
321
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:35,640
than, "What have you been up to?"
322
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,500
What? I'm sorry, I didn't want to
open with, "Do you think God exists?"
323
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,120
I'll get it. You take these out.
324
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,276
No-one likes prawn cocktail.
Just admit you got a bad flavour.
325
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,520
They're fancy!
326
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,200
Mitch! Perfect timing.
We're just about to serve dinner.
327
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,840
Ooh. My favourite part
of a dinner party.
328
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,240
Not that I'm just here
to eat, but...
329
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,040
I am, but...
330
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,960
Sorry, I'm not the last here, am I?
331
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,320
Yeah, but... Crap.
332
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,640
I was aiming for not too early
and I overshot it.
333
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,120
You sure I'm not intruding?
Absolutely not.
334
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:08,160
Oh - did I tell you about
my dietary requirements?
335
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,240
No. I don't have any.
336
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,760
Oh! I was just...
337
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,640
I am allergic to penicillin, though.
Ah. Then you can't have dessert.
338
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,320
And there's plenty more
if anyone wants it.
339
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,320
I'm starving.
Well, you could have had some chips.
340
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,960
Sorry. Just before we start,
um, hi, everyone.
341
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,880
Just want to say thanks for coming.
342
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:40,160
I mean, maybe this could be
a regular thing for... some of us.
343
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,720
Now, not everyone knows everyone,
344
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,520
so I thought we could start
by introducing ourselves
345
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,600
and maybe listing one thing
that we like.
346
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:50,520
I'll go first. I'm Emma.
I work at McCallum Real Estate.
347
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,240
And I like...
patting other people's dogs.
348
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,600
Daniel!
349
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,880
Do I have to stand? Yes.
350
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,800
Do we all have to stand?
I don't want to.
351
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,160
OK. No-one has to stand.
352
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,620
I was gonna say dogs too.
Do I have to choose something else?
353
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,320
Yes. Uh, we've all met before.
354
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,080
Oh, I haven't met, um...
355
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,520
Oh. This is James.
He's a tenant of ours.
356
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:11,080
I just locked myself out.
I came to borrow the spare key.
357
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,720
This is good.
358
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,720
Mmm. Who's next?
359
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,560
Uh, I can go if you like.
360
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,720
Thank you, Mitch.
361
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,480
I'm Mitch. Uh...
362
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:24,720
I was recently selected
to move into a rental property
363
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,720
managed by these two.
364
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,560
Uh, so... I guess I like, uh...
365
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,720
..anyone who wants to help me move.
366
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,560
Oh, Mitch! Good. Very good.
Thanks... thanks, Mitch.
367
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,520
Um, Barbara?
368
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,840
I'm Barbara.
369
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:45,320
Any likes? For this to be over.
370
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,120
OK. Mrs Marsh?
371
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,960
I like dogs too.
372
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,880
Yep. Thanks, Mrs Marsh.
373
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:53,880
Uh, I'm Stacey.
374
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,480
I work at the Rosehaven
information centre.
375
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,120
Oh. That's cool. Yeah, it is.
376
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,476
If you like talking about a lavender
farm over and over again.
377
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,276
That lavender farm brings
a lot of tourism dollars...
378
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,240
How about something you like,
Stacey?
379
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,040
Um...
380
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,320
Pesto.
381
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,960
Oh. OK. Jim?
382
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:14,240
Uh, hi. I'm Jim. I'm in IT.
383
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,600
I also like dogs.
384
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,160
Uh... I... Don't. Don't.
385
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,120
I'm into conspiracy theories.
386
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,840
It's not like I think
the moon landing was faked
387
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,200
or anything like that,
388
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:27,800
but just... what if it's not
as expensive to get there
389
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,400
as they're pretending it is?
390
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:33,360
Why don't they want us to leave
the confines of this planet?
391
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,960
What are they worried we'll see?
Hey, who's next?
392
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,280
I'm Gez. I work at the op shop.
393
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,200
Uh, I like gambling.
Not with real money.
394
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,800
Uh, I often watch horseracing
and pretend to place a bet
395
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,800
just to see whether
I would have won or lost,
396
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,400
and then I keep track of
how I'm going overall.
397
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,000
I'm pretty far behind.
398
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:54,360
Again, it's not real money, but
if it was, I'd be in real trouble.
399
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,800
Can I eat?
It'll be nice and cold now.
400
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,120
Yes. Everyone can eat. Oh, cool.
401
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,120
What is it? Chicken surprise.
402
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:13,280
Is the surprise... gastro?
403
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,480
Here's a question for you, Stacey.
404
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,960
What do you think is
the cutest baby animal?
405
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,720
Turtle.
406
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,600
Hmm. Interesting choice.
What about you, Jim?
407
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,160
I agree. Turtle.
408
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,440
No, but really,
what's your choice?
409
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,800
No, I think she got it. Turtle.
410
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,720
OK. Well, you're close,
but it's duck or goat.
411
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:42,240
So, out of the two of you, which one
is the best at sharing snacks?
412
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,320
Well, we both share.
413
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,560
Right. Um... So, Jim, what do you
like to do for fun?
414
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,800
Uh, we bushwalk.
OK, but what do YOU...
415
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,920
We both like to bushwalk.
416
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,840
One time we saw a Tasmanian devil.
417
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,440
Yes! Amazing story.
418
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,240
A few months ago, we did
the Freycinet walking experience.
419
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,480
We'd heard great things
420
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,316
and we're always keen for ways
to get out of Rosehaven.
421
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,840
You won't believe this.
422
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:07,000
The first day into the walk, I had
an issue with my new hiking boots.
423
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,280
I hadn't worn them...
424
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:12,360
So, apart from fake gambling,
what do you do for fun?
425
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,480
Troll hunting online.
426
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,720
Sorry?
427
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,960
I find accounts that say mean things
428
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,320
and I'm aggressively nice to them
until they log off.
429
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,400
So, you're like a nice troll?
430
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:25,880
Yeah. The relentless kindness
really upsets some of them.
431
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,600
I've broken a lot of arseholes.
432
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,760
How do you wind down? Crochet.
433
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,600
Are you watching anything
at the moment?
434
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:40,320
Oh. There's this reality show
that I love called Florist Wars.
435
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,800
The husband-and-wife team
436
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,800
are killing their arrangements
this season.
437
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:46,280
Baby's breath and carnations
have made a comeback,
438
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,040
so it's totally changed the game.
439
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,280
Cool.
440
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,720
I'm watching The Sopranos. Again.
441
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,800
Well, you should watch Florist Wars.
442
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,880
Same. Just forest.
443
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:04,120
But on day three, we got up,
started to pack down the tent,
444
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:08,600
and just to the right of me,
we saw this one wild...
445
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,720
Tasmanian devil?
446
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,560
Tasmanian devil!
447
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,400
Cool.
448
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:19,520
Oh, uh, tell her about the platypus
we saw in Latrobe.
449
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,680
Yes! OK. So, this...
450
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,396
You're probably not gonna believe
half of this,
451
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,120
but honest to truth,
this is what happened.
452
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,360
So, Saturday mor...
453
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:33,040
Yeah, and that's when we told them
you can't break lease
454
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,760
because you think the garden gnomes
are moving by themselves.
455
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,680
Yeah, yeah, it turns out they just
had their eye on 75 Dempsey Street
456
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,320
because it had an ensuite.
457
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,960
Yeah.
458
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,160
Tenants are f-funny.
459
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,440
Rooster.
460
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,960
I'm gonna go check on dinner.
461
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,760
Check on tomorrow night's dinner.
Check... check something.
462
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:07,480
OK. It's been ages.
Let's compare notes and make a call.
463
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,040
Yeah, great. I've got nothing left.
464
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,636
I really thought
that gnome story would kill.
465
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,080
I know! Anyone in there
would be lucky to join us.
466
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,280
Exactly.
467
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,116
Hey, would they be OK
sitting in the back seat?
468
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,000
Or will we have to implement
shotgun rules?
469
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,756
Oh, they're in the back seat.
We've got history.
470
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,680
Yep. OK, who do you like
for our new friend?
471
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,800
Well, James doesn't talk at all.
472
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:28,560
Which might be fine if he laughed at
our jokes, but he doesn't. He's out.
473
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,920
Gez is fun, but I asked her
a lot of questions
474
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,840
and she never asked me one back,
and I left gaps.
475
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,480
And it can't be Stacey or Jim.
476
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,520
They're a package deal
even when they're apart.
477
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,560
And their stories are boring!
478
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,060
Yeah, well, Jim's out for me anyway.
479
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,880
That stuff he said about the moon
was... I mean, it was pretty dumb.
480
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,160
Barbara?
481
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,036
I don't think Mum would want
to hang out with us
482
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,600
any more than she already has to.
483
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,280
Mrs Marsh?
484
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,560
She does pull out
some zingers sometimes.
485
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,080
Yeah, I'm gonna have to veto her.
486
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,676
She never covers her mouth
when she coughs.
487
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,996
If we all went for coffee, I wouldn't
be able to sit opposite her.
488
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,640
It's an no from me. Fair enough.
489
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,400
Mitch seems fine.
490
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:05,400
He... brought us wine.
491
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,640
He...
492
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,796
I was trying to think of something
else that rhymed. I couldn't.
493
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,280
Mitch. I like Mitch.
494
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,040
Me too.
495
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,720
Done. Yeah.
496
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,240
How exciting!
497
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,400
Do we... give him a rose
or something?
498
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,640
I think carnations are making
a comeback, but I can't remember.
499
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,040
What? Oh, doesn't matter.
500
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,360
New friend! New friend, huh?
501
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,000
Well, it's been great.
502
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,840
Uh... it's been good?
503
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,440
Is everything alright?
They all know.
504
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,080
Know what? What you said.
505
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,680
About everyone.
506
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,160
I heard you guys talking
when I was looking for the toilet.
507
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,160
I told you we should tell them
straightaway.
508
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,520
You think I'm dumb, do you?
No. I said...
509
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:50,960
..what you said was... dumb.
510
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,240
Who do you think you are?
There's a question for you.
511
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,060
Look, you guys weren't
supposed to hear that,
512
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,800
so, technically, it doesn't count.
513
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,160
I can't believe you guys.
514
00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,956
Oh, you weren't even
officially invited, James.
515
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,520
You were auditioning us?
516
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:03,760
When you say it like that,
it sounds bad.
517
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,200
Free pizza, though.
518
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,600
Jim and I are not boring!
Well...
519
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,200
I think we should all leave.
520
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,200
Why? It's finally
getting interesting.
521
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,396
I normally fight back with kindness,
but you know what?
522
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:15,120
This dinner party was shit.
523
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,636
Hey, you're not allowed to say
mean things about a dinner party
524
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,160
until AFTER you leave!
525
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,720
Look, we're sorry, OK?
It's not you. It's us.
526
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,220
We know.
Oh, what do you know, James?
527
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,860
Not where your keys are,
that's for sure!
528
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:27,840
Bye!
529
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:31,080
Sorry.
530
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,360
Thanks for coming.
531
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,720
Yeah, and let's not forget,
the pizza WAS free!
532
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,840
I really enjoyed that.
Oh, thanks a lot, Mum!
533
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,320
Mitch... so sorry about all that.
534
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:45,040
I guess we'll see you on Monday
to sign the lease agreement?
535
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,240
No.
536
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,160
Tuesday?
I don't want the rental.
537
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,880
Not with you both managing it.
How does that feel?
538
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:54,160
But... we chose you. You won.
539
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,756
We picked you.
Yeah, we think you're great.
540
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,636
Best of a really strong field.
Really strong field.
541
00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,640
Well, maybe I don't think
you're great.
542
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:03,800
How about I've been watching YOU
and judging YOU?
543
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,440
And you know what?
544
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,800
You aren't what I want.
Or what I'm looking for.
545
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,400
Either as rental agents
or as friends.
546
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:20,880
Jeez. HE should be the mean judge.
547
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:23,140
We're gonna have to interview people
with Richard again.
548
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:25,480
Er, uh...
549
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,560
Can I get the spare key now?
550
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,520
I blame the plates.
551
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,160
God! We're gonna have to
start again.
552
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,480
There's gonna be even less people
to invite now.
553
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,560
I really don't want to.
But what about our new friend?
554
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:50,760
I could... be a little less naggy.
555
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:55,440
I'm sorry about all my lists.
I appreciate that you're trying.
556
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,320
Thanks.
557
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:02,800
And I can try to be
more understanding.
558
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,200
It doesn't matter that you use
too much paper towel.
559
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,080
I could cut back a bit.
Or don't.
560
00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:09,960
I'd much rather fight with you
for real
561
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,240
than pretend-chat with other people.
Agreed.
562
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,960
To be honest,
the whole time tonight,
563
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,640
I just wanted everyone to leave
so I could go to bed.
564
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,821
Well, I wanted everyone to leave
565
00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:20,196
so you and I could keep drinking
without them and then go to bed.
566
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,680
Me too.
567
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:23,600
I don't dislike any of them,
I just...
568
00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:25,840
..don't really want to hang out
with them.
569
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:28,480
The good news is I don't think
that's an option for us anymore.
570
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,680
True.
571
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,920
You know what the real surprise
was tonight?
572
00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:35,600
Friendship.
573
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:38,120
Vomit.
574
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,400
Shotgun not doing the dishes!
Shotgun... Shit!
575
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,240
It's about Bruce.
He's being bullied.
576
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,436
Well, this is clearly a prank.
577
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,436
I thought you'd know how to help.
Because I was bullied?
578
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,320
Yeah. By Bruce.
579
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,876
Do you think he's just
calling Bruce names?
580
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,316
I mean, it wouldn't be physical,
would it?
581
00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:02,516
Why do I have to be the one
to fix it? No-one helped me.
582
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:03,540
Do you wish they had?
583
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:06,440
Bruce! Nice face!
584
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,400
Do they make it in men's? Oh!
585
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,200
Bruce, I'm... I'm here to help.
586
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,800
Are you eating the chicken surprise?
Mmm.
587
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:20,320
I think the surprise is
it's actually pretty good cold.
588
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:21,440
Oh.
589
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,440
Morning. Morning.
590
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,960
Fell asleep on the couch.
591
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:28,200
Um... did you pull up OK, Mrs Marsh?
592
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,920
No.
593
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,560
I should have shared my wine.
594
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:39,020
595
00:25:40,305 --> 00:26:40,300
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