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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,111 --> 00:00:03,615 - JIM: It's here, it's here, it's here! - WOMAN: Oh, my goodness! 2 00:00:06,910 --> 00:00:08,119 - All right. 3 00:00:08,202 --> 00:00:09,788 - What? - OK. I thought it would be... 4 00:00:09,871 --> 00:00:10,997 - I thought it would be... 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,999 I thought it was like one of those new, the bigger ones. 6 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:13,917 - Wow! - Wow! 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:14,918 - I thought it's gonna be silver 8 00:00:15,001 --> 00:00:15,835 for some reason. - OK. 9 00:00:15,919 --> 00:00:18,254 - JONES: Junior's... - Windows open. 10 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:23,885 Oh, it a roll-me-down. 11 00:00:24,385 --> 00:00:27,639 - Yeah, we didn't pay for the-- that was an extra package. 12 00:00:27,722 --> 00:00:28,932 - Just roll-it-down. 13 00:00:29,015 --> 00:00:30,850 - I didn't know they still made roll-me-downs. 14 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:33,979 It feels kind of like being in a cat carrier. 15 00:00:34,061 --> 00:00:35,396 - That's right. - Like I would imagine 16 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,773 being in a cat carrier. - And also, 17 00:00:36,856 --> 00:00:39,108 I mean, in many ways, it also looks like it, too. 18 00:00:39,191 --> 00:00:40,234 - Yeah, Yeah. - So... 19 00:00:40,318 --> 00:00:42,069 - Ignition on. 20 00:00:42,153 --> 00:00:43,070 - Step back 'cause it's probably gonna start up. 21 00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:44,530 - Step back 'cause it starts. 22 00:00:45,824 --> 00:00:48,576 - Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I found it. I found it. I found it. 23 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:49,953 Ready? - Yup. 24 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:54,749 Oh, wow. 25 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,293 It sounds kind of like it's apologizing. - Yeah. 26 00:00:57,376 --> 00:00:58,336 - But... - MAN: Sheriff's Car. 27 00:00:58,419 --> 00:01:00,129 We have a 10-53, officer down. - What? Shit. 28 00:01:00,212 --> 00:01:01,756 - Requesting backup. - All right. Got it. 29 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,258 - All right. - TRUDY: You got this, Junior. 30 00:01:05,426 --> 00:01:07,261 Go get 'em. What's he doing? 31 00:01:07,345 --> 00:01:08,972 - Do we need another cop? - JIM: Oh, my God, it's plugged in. 32 00:01:09,055 --> 00:01:10,097 - It's still plugged in. - JIM: It's still plugged in. 33 00:01:10,181 --> 00:01:11,474 It's still plugged in. It's still plugged in. 34 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:13,601 It's still plugged in. It's still plugged in. It's still plugged in. 35 00:01:18,314 --> 00:01:20,316 - TRAVIS: You can do it. - JIM: Almost doing it. 36 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,943 - TRAVIS: You can do it. You can do it. - JIM: You know what's amazing about this? 37 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:24,821 I didn't even know that Senegal made cars. 38 00:01:24,905 --> 00:01:26,073 - They stopped. 39 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:28,449 - We're lucky we got this one. - Yeah, they don't... Yeah. 40 00:01:28,533 --> 00:01:30,785 Right, that was ordered before their recall. 41 00:01:30,869 --> 00:01:32,662 TRAVIS: Oh, man! - JIM: Oh, shit! 42 00:01:32,746 --> 00:01:33,705 - WOMAN: Oh, shit! - JIM: We just back away? 43 00:01:34,081 --> 00:01:36,249 OK. Hang on, hang on. 44 00:01:36,332 --> 00:01:38,501 How do we do this? Hang on. -OK. 45 00:01:38,585 --> 00:01:40,795 You got my leg. My leg's in your... 46 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:42,129 - Friend, you gotta move your leg. 47 00:01:42,213 --> 00:01:43,924 - I can't leave my leg. - Hang on. I gotta... 48 00:01:44,007 --> 00:01:45,926 - You almost missed the whole parade. 49 00:01:46,009 --> 00:01:47,928 - Hey, Jackie, how are you doing today? - We almost missed the whole parade, 50 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:49,220 Jackie. No, wait. - Whole parade! 51 00:01:49,303 --> 00:01:51,180 - Calm down, calm down, calm down. 52 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:53,266 - What happened to your eyeball? - Somebody took my glass eye. 53 00:01:53,349 --> 00:01:56,436 - Somebody took your glass eye? - Yeah, on my birthday. 54 00:01:56,519 --> 00:01:58,980 - You didn't just lose it? - On my 23rd birthday. 55 00:01:59,064 --> 00:02:01,441 - You didn't just lose it? - This man, "Can I borrow your eye?" 56 00:02:01,524 --> 00:02:02,692 -I'm gonna look around for the eye, OK? - And I said, 57 00:02:02,776 --> 00:02:05,486 "Sure, you could borrow my eye, you poor, fat fuck." 58 00:02:05,570 --> 00:02:07,154 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - And then he went off with it. 59 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:10,658 - What color is your eyeball's glass eye? 60 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:14,161 - How the fuck am I supposed to know? It's usually in my eye. 61 00:02:14,245 --> 00:02:17,248 I was just getting ready to start my own business. 62 00:02:17,331 --> 00:02:20,251 I opened up a pet shop. And then, I had seven-- 63 00:02:20,334 --> 00:02:21,962 - You aren't running a pet shop, Jackie. 64 00:02:22,045 --> 00:02:26,049 - There's all kinds of registration you gotta do. You gotta get a license. 65 00:02:26,133 --> 00:02:27,216 - All right, all right, all right. - Jackie. 66 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:31,012 - I had seven rats in a box. - Jackie. 67 00:02:31,096 --> 00:02:32,889 - And all of them fuckers... - That's not a pet shop. 68 00:02:32,973 --> 00:02:37,184 - ...all of them fuckers just decided they had better places to be. 69 00:02:37,268 --> 00:02:38,979 - You know what people called and said that you were doing? 70 00:02:39,062 --> 00:02:41,606 - What? - What do you think people call them? 71 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:43,608 Want to play charades? Ready? - OK. 72 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:45,443 - TRAVIS: Crack pipe. 73 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:48,446 - How did you get that so fast? 74 00:02:50,031 --> 00:02:51,908 Having sausages for breakfast. 75 00:02:51,992 --> 00:02:54,285 I haven't had sausage for breakfast. from, like, fifth years... 76 00:02:54,368 --> 00:02:56,412 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - So don't even try. 77 00:02:56,496 --> 00:02:58,665 - You got the wrong lady. You know why? - I do. 78 00:02:58,748 --> 00:03:02,251 - Because I always do a little bit of meth and then I do a little bit of this. 79 00:03:02,335 --> 00:03:05,546 But then I always go back to do more meth, and you skipped that part. 80 00:03:06,714 --> 00:03:08,633 - Do you want to try to get her on the vehicle. I don't. 81 00:03:08,716 --> 00:03:10,426 - Not really. - Not really, either. 82 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:12,679 Jackie, you know what makes me sad? - What's that? 83 00:03:12,762 --> 00:03:15,056 - You used to at least run sometimes. 84 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:17,350 - Yeah, well, I'm 23 now. - JIM: I know. 85 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:20,020 - I don't have the kind of mobility like I used to. 86 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:22,689 - OK. Hang on, hang on. - JACKIE: Hey, this is nice. 87 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:25,066 This is like a hot tub without all the water. 88 00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:26,943 - JIM: ...the Fire Department. 89 00:03:27,027 --> 00:03:29,904 - JACKIE: Bye, everybody. Bye, Santa. 90 00:03:32,323 --> 00:03:34,826 - So, every year, the Reno Sheriff's Department 91 00:03:34,909 --> 00:03:38,205 does a toy drive for the kids at Christmas time. 92 00:03:38,287 --> 00:03:41,415 And this year some sick asshole wrote 93 00:03:41,499 --> 00:03:44,502 "Sex Toy Drive" on the side of the box. 94 00:03:44,585 --> 00:03:45,503 Yeah, hilarious. 95 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:47,338 So now we get to go through the box 96 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:50,175 and separate the sex toys from the real toys. 97 00:03:50,257 --> 00:03:52,219 What's this? - I mean, I see something obvious, 98 00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:54,762 right here. That's a toy. - OK. 99 00:03:54,846 --> 00:03:55,930 All right. 100 00:03:57,765 --> 00:03:59,726 - That looks like a wallop. - TRUDY: Yeah. 101 00:04:01,728 --> 00:04:03,230 - RAINEESHA: What is that? 102 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:04,856 - I know what it is. - RAINEESHA: It don't look like 103 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:06,149 nothing to me. 104 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,902 - I don't know... Put it in the packet. - We don't want kids to touch that. 105 00:04:08,985 --> 00:04:11,863 - It wasn't even zipped. - It wasn't zipped. OK. Next. 106 00:04:12,947 --> 00:04:16,701 Disgusting! Disgusting! 107 00:04:17,618 --> 00:04:20,205 - Know what they use that for? - CLEMENTINE: Yeah. 108 00:04:20,287 --> 00:04:23,917 - Oh, I thought it was... for jump rope and I always hated that game. 109 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,168 - It was unwrapped... - Whatever. 110 00:04:25,252 --> 00:04:27,128 Put it in. Yeah. - ...so it goes in the bio-hazard thing. 111 00:04:29,714 --> 00:04:30,590 - That's fun. - A gun. 112 00:04:30,673 --> 00:04:33,426 Another nice, fun gun for the kids to play with. 113 00:04:33,509 --> 00:04:35,136 - That's fun for the kids. - Right. 114 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,263 - My turn. 115 00:04:37,972 --> 00:04:39,724 - Oh, that's cute. - That's very cute. 116 00:04:39,807 --> 00:04:40,767 - Although you know what? 117 00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:42,810 I've seen people fuck bears like this before. 118 00:04:42,894 --> 00:04:43,895 - Yeah. That's true. 119 00:04:43,978 --> 00:04:46,355 - RAINEESHA: I like it-- - Let's put it in the "Maybe" pile. 120 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:48,024 - RAINEESHA: Keep it for the kids. - Let's put it in the "Maybe" pile. 121 00:04:48,108 --> 00:04:50,277 I could see someone putting that in their ass. 122 00:04:50,359 --> 00:04:53,320 You guys, another fun gun for the kids. 123 00:04:53,404 --> 00:04:55,782 - That's cute 'cause I like that it looks like wood. 124 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:58,451 - This was getting to be a successful toy drive. 125 00:05:01,454 --> 00:05:02,580 Well, that's elegant. 126 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:04,582 - Says you stick it up your butt. - CLEMENTINE: Wait. 127 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,127 I think this is a video game thing. 128 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:09,629 - Oh, where you try and fuck the characters? 129 00:05:09,712 --> 00:05:10,838 - Yeah. Something like that. 130 00:05:10,922 --> 00:05:13,133 It says "Super joy stick." 131 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:14,759 Like "joy stick." - CLEMENTINE: Yeah. 132 00:05:14,842 --> 00:05:17,095 - Yeah. Like somebody's dick and stuff. 133 00:05:17,595 --> 00:05:20,723 - Hey, ladies. Has anybody seen my giggle pistol? 134 00:05:20,807 --> 00:05:24,144 It's like a little multi-colored gun, and you can put nitrous in it. 135 00:05:24,227 --> 00:05:26,980 And somebody shoots it up your butt while you jerk off. 136 00:05:29,107 --> 00:05:30,650 Oh, yeah, there it is. 137 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:32,401 - Is it that orange? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you. 138 00:05:32,485 --> 00:05:33,611 Oh, my God! - Good thing you got here when you did. 139 00:05:33,695 --> 00:05:35,989 - And my dick stretcher. How did that get in there? 140 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:36,906 Thank you, guys. 141 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:40,076 ♪ We're going out tonight I'm putting nitrous up my butt ♪ 142 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,538 ♪ I'm gonna shoot my giggle gun I'm gonna stretch out my dick ♪ 143 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,295 - JACKIE: Oh, shit! This reminds me of my last birthday. 144 00:05:50,378 --> 00:05:53,965 I'm not letting go of this loser. You better believe that. 145 00:05:54,966 --> 00:05:57,468 - Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Wait for me. - That son of a bitch flicked my hair. 146 00:05:57,552 --> 00:05:59,470 Oh, hey, Carl. - JIM: Shit. 147 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:01,806 I'll push it. You stay, I'll push. You stay and I'll push. 148 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:02,807 - TRAVIS: All right. - JACKIE: She didn't look so good... 149 00:06:02,891 --> 00:06:04,226 - JIM: You stay. -JACKIE: ...the last time I saw her. 150 00:06:04,309 --> 00:06:06,019 I gotta be honest with you. 151 00:06:06,102 --> 00:06:08,813 She's gotta keep taking those pills for rickets. 152 00:06:08,897 --> 00:06:10,232 - Turn it, turn it. There we go. 153 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:12,400 Will it start if I jump in? 154 00:06:12,483 --> 00:06:13,902 - TRAVIS: Yep. I got it. - You got it? 155 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:18,240 - Hey, this isn't a birthday parade. 156 00:06:18,907 --> 00:06:20,158 - TRAVIS: Shit. It stalled again. 157 00:06:20,242 --> 00:06:23,119 - JIM: Stalled. Well, we're going down... - TRAVIS: ...goin' on our way. 13024

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