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- JIM: It's here, it's here, it's here!
- WOMAN: Oh, my goodness!
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- All right.
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- What?
- OK. I thought it would be...
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- I thought it would be...
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I thought it was like one
of those new, the bigger ones.
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- Wow!
- Wow!
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- I thought it's gonna be silver
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for some reason.
- OK.
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- JONES: Junior's...
- Windows open.
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Oh, it a roll-me-down.
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- Yeah, we didn't pay for the--
that was an extra package.
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- Just roll-it-down.
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- I didn't know
they still made roll-me-downs.
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It feels kind of like
being in a cat carrier.
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- That's right.
- Like I would imagine
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being in a cat carrier.
- And also,
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I mean, in many ways,
it also looks like it, too.
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- Yeah, Yeah.
- So...
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- Ignition on.
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- Step back 'cause it's probably
gonna start up.
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- Step back 'cause it starts.
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- Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
I found it. I found it. I found it.
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Ready?
- Yup.
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Oh, wow.
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It sounds kind of like it's apologizing.
- Yeah.
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- But...
- MAN: Sheriff's Car.
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We have a 10-53, officer down.
- What? Shit.
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- Requesting backup.
- All right. Got it.
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- All right.
- TRUDY: You got this, Junior.
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Go get 'em. What's he doing?
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- Do we need another cop?
- JIM: Oh, my God, it's plugged in.
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- It's still plugged in.
- JIM: It's still plugged in.
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It's still plugged in.
It's still plugged in.
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It's still plugged in. It's still
plugged in. It's still plugged in.
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- TRAVIS: You can do it.
- JIM: Almost doing it.
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- TRAVIS: You can do it. You can do it.
- JIM: You know what's amazing about this?
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I didn't even know that Senegal made cars.
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- They stopped.
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- We're lucky we got this one.
- Yeah, they don't... Yeah.
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Right, that was ordered
before their recall.
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TRAVIS: Oh, man!
- JIM: Oh, shit!
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- WOMAN: Oh, shit!
- JIM: We just back away?
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OK. Hang on, hang on.
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How do we do this? Hang on.
-OK.
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You got my leg. My leg's in your...
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- Friend, you gotta move your leg.
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- I can't leave my leg.
- Hang on. I gotta...
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- You almost missed the whole parade.
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- Hey, Jackie, how are you doing today?
- We almost missed the whole parade,
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Jackie. No, wait.
- Whole parade!
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- Calm down, calm down, calm down.
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- What happened to your eyeball?
- Somebody took my glass eye.
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- Somebody took your glass eye?
- Yeah, on my birthday.
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- You didn't just lose it?
- On my 23rd birthday.
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- You didn't just lose it?
- This man, "Can I borrow your eye?"
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-I'm gonna look around for the eye, OK?
- And I said,
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"Sure, you could borrow my eye,
you poor, fat fuck."
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- And then he went off with it.
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- What color is your eyeball's glass eye?
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- How the fuck am I supposed to know?
It's usually in my eye.
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I was just getting ready
to start my own business.
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I opened up a pet shop. And then,
I had seven--
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- You aren't running a pet shop, Jackie.
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- There's all kinds of registration
you gotta do. You gotta get a license.
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- All right, all right, all right.
- Jackie.
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- I had seven rats in a box.
- Jackie.
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- And all of them fuckers...
- That's not a pet shop.
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- ...all of them fuckers just decided
they had better places to be.
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- You know what people called and said
that you were doing?
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- What?
- What do you think people call them?
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Want to play charades? Ready?
- OK.
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- TRAVIS: Crack pipe.
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- How did you get that so fast?
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Having sausages for breakfast.
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I haven't had sausage for breakfast.
from, like, fifth years...
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- So don't even try.
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- You got the wrong lady. You know why?
- I do.
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- Because I always do a little bit of meth
and then I do a little bit of this.
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But then I always go back to do more meth,
and you skipped that part.
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- Do you want to try
to get her on the vehicle. I don't.
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- Not really.
- Not really, either.
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Jackie, you know what makes me sad?
- What's that?
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- You used to at least run sometimes.
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- Yeah, well, I'm 23 now.
- JIM: I know.
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- I don't have the kind of mobility
like I used to.
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- OK. Hang on, hang on.
- JACKIE: Hey, this is nice.
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This is like a hot tub
without all the water.
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- JIM: ...the Fire Department.
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- JACKIE: Bye, everybody. Bye, Santa.
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- So, every year,
the Reno Sheriff's Department
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does a toy drive for the kids
at Christmas time.
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And this year some sick asshole wrote
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"Sex Toy Drive" on the side of the box.
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Yeah, hilarious.
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So now we get to go through the box
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and separate the sex toys
from the real toys.
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What's this?
- I mean, I see something obvious,
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right here. That's a toy.
- OK.
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All right.
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- That looks like a wallop.
- TRUDY: Yeah.
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- RAINEESHA: What is that?
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- I know what it is.
- RAINEESHA: It don't look like
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nothing to me.
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- I don't know... Put it in the packet.
- We don't want kids to touch that.
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- It wasn't even zipped.
- It wasn't zipped. OK. Next.
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Disgusting! Disgusting!
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- Know what they use that for?
- CLEMENTINE: Yeah.
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- Oh, I thought it was... for jump rope
and I always hated that game.
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- It was unwrapped...
- Whatever.
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Put it in. Yeah.
- ...so it goes in the bio-hazard thing.
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- That's fun.
- A gun.
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Another nice, fun gun
for the kids to play with.
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- That's fun for the kids.
- Right.
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- My turn.
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- Oh, that's cute.
- That's very cute.
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- Although you know what?
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I've seen people
fuck bears like this before.
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- Yeah. That's true.
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- RAINEESHA: I like it--
- Let's put it in the "Maybe" pile.
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- RAINEESHA: Keep it for the kids.
- Let's put it in the "Maybe" pile.
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I could see someone putting that
in their ass.
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You guys, another fun gun for the kids.
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- That's cute 'cause I like
that it looks like wood.
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- This was getting to be
a successful toy drive.
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Well, that's elegant.
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- Says you stick it up your butt.
- CLEMENTINE: Wait.
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I think this is a video game thing.
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- Oh, where you try
and fuck the characters?
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- Yeah. Something like that.
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It says "Super joy stick."
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Like "joy stick."
- CLEMENTINE: Yeah.
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- Yeah. Like somebody's dick and stuff.
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- Hey, ladies. Has anybody seen
my giggle pistol?
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It's like a little multi-colored gun,
and you can put nitrous in it.
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And somebody shoots it up your butt
while you jerk off.
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Oh, yeah, there it is.
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- Is it that orange?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you.
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Oh, my God!
- Good thing you got here when you did.
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- And my dick stretcher.
How did that get in there?
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Thank you, guys.
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♪ We're going out tonight
I'm putting nitrous up my butt ♪
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♪ I'm gonna shoot my giggle gun
I'm gonna stretch out my dick ♪
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- JACKIE: Oh, shit! This reminds me
of my last birthday.
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I'm not letting go of this loser.
You better believe that.
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- Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Wait for me.
- That son of a bitch flicked my hair.
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Oh, hey, Carl.
- JIM: Shit.
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I'll push it. You stay, I'll push.
You stay and I'll push.
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- TRAVIS: All right.
- JACKIE: She didn't look so good...
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- JIM: You stay.
-JACKIE: ...the last time I saw her.
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I gotta be honest with you.
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She's gotta keep taking those pills
for rickets.
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- Turn it, turn it. There we go.
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Will it start if I jump in?
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- TRAVIS: Yep. I got it.
- You got it?
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- Hey, this isn't a birthday parade.
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- TRAVIS: Shit. It stalled again.
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- JIM: Stalled. Well, we're going down...
- TRAVIS: ...goin' on our way.
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