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- MAN: Six-thirteen to 1924.
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...56 this time...
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- Dangle, James Ron?
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- Yes, sir! Sir, yes, sir!
-Yeah!
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- It's my pleasure to tell you you've
made it to the finals in the trials.
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of the US Space Force?
- Sir, yes, sir!
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- Cadet, you are gonna be tip of the spear
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on the sixth branch of the US military.
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What is that branch?
- US Space Force, sir!
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- It's time to prove it with some sweat!
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- Sweat's out!
- Sweat!
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- There's actually a tremendous amount of
sweat inside this diaper right now, sir.
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- Good to hear. Good to hear.
- Thank you, sir.
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Sir, I wish I had not
had that burrito, sir.
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- Meteor shower!
- No!
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- Yeah, watch out! Coming in!
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- Thank you, sir.
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It's so cold! It's so cold!
- It's a comet!
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Are you out?
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- I've no idea why we're doing this.
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I mean, this could happen?
- In space, a lot.
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- We need to serve a warrant.
Someone skipped bail.
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We know he owns this locker.
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So we're here looking for clues.
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- JONES: Let's go.
- Do it!
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Sherrif's Department!
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You know, I have thought about
doing this myself
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because my association fees
have gotten insane.
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Hello!
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- Holy shit!
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Oh, my God! All right.
- Sometimes this happens and...
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Found property.
- Yeah. We don't have to talk about that?
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Look at this. Look at that.
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- You know what? I...
- It's a beautiful wreath.
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- It's not as pretty
as the one you made me.
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- I love making...
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I love making wreaths during Christmas.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Yes, let it rain on you.
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Let it rain all over-- OK. OK, good.
- We're on camera.
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- We're cool, right?
- Hold on.
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- Everybody be cool. OK?
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Do you want a little? Just...
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- There's more where that came from
if you shut the hell up!
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- Let's just be cool, everyone.
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I can start my business.
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My berry business.
- Hold on.
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- You know the business
I've told you about
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where I like to make berries for hats?
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- Yes.
- For women?
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I can start that now.
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- Jonesy?
- Oh, my God!
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- I want this for you.
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I want this for you.
- I want this for me, too.
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah!
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Yes! Yes!
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Sleep in the rain, baby.
Sleep in the rain!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this! Are you kidding me?
- Party papers!
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Yeah, take it. Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine.
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We're not gonna...
- Just be cool. Just be cool.
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Do you know how fucking hot
you are rich?
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Do you?
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Do you?
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- I'm becoming the woman
I was always meant to be.
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- When he announced Space Force,
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Dangle wrote, like,
17 letters to Mike Pence.
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And we set this up for him.
He thinks he's at a tryout.
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- We ended up finding this guy who
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by trade, he's a ventriloquist
over at Circus Circus
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to play the "Commander" of Space Force.
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- So this is our date night?
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- This is work. This is work stuff.
- This--
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- Come on. He's a sad old man. Come on!
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- Soldier, you're going good.
One more hour.
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This stuff's perfect
for the Rings of Saturn.
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- Sir, yes, sir!
- Rings of Saturn!
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- I don't think we've ever
seen him this happy.
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Thank you so much, man.
- It's my pleasure, man.
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This is why I'm in show business.
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Make people happy.
This is all good for me. It's good.
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I juggle.
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I actually have a whole act. I can juggle.
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If there's any reason
you guys need a juggler...
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And I can swallow fire.
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- So again, we have six bags
full of cash.
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Two for each of us, if you shut up.
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- Don't fucking blow this for us, OK?
- Don't blow this.
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- We all fake our deaths,
and we all meet each other in Seattle.
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- Or we don't know each other forever.
That's fine too.
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More money, more money, more money...
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Holy fuck!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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What the... Stay! Stay! Stay!
- Hey! Stay! Stay!
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- How did I get in this bag, man?
- I don't know.
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- Oh, my God, you guys found
my counterfeit money.
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- JIM: Good morning.
- ALL: Good morning.
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- Guess who' s going back again
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for Space Force Double Finals?
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Next week, I am to report
to the Truckee Water Park,
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bring $300 cash, and a fresh diaper.
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- JONES: All right, Jim.
- All right.
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- Yeah, buddy!
- Going places.
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- Good for you.
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- Everybody said I couldn't do it!
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