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- MAN: Six-thirteen to 1924.

...56 this time...

- Dangle, James Ron?

- Yes, sir! Sir, yes, sir! -Yeah!

- It's my pleasure to tell you you've made it to the finals in the trials.

of the US Space Force? - Sir, yes, sir!

- Cadet, you are gonna be tip of the spear

on the sixth branch of the US military.

What is that branch? - US Space Force, sir!

- It's time to prove it with some sweat!

- Sweat's out! - Sweat!

- There's actually a tremendous amount of sweat inside this diaper right now, sir.

- Good to hear. Good to hear. - Thank you, sir.

Sir, I wish I had not had that burrito, sir.

- Meteor shower! - No!

- Yeah, watch out! Coming in!

- Thank you, sir.

It's so cold! It's so cold! - It's a comet!

Are you out?

- I've no idea why we're doing this.

I mean, this could happen? - In space, a lot.

- We need to serve a warrant. Someone skipped bail.

We know he owns this locker.

So we're here looking for clues.

- JONES: Let's go. - Do it!

Sherrif's Department!

You know, I have thought about doing this myself

because my association fees have gotten insane.

Hello!

- Holy shit!

Oh, my God! All right. - Sometimes this happens and...

Found property. - Yeah. We don't have to talk about that?

Look at this. Look at that.

- You know what? I... - It's a beautiful wreath.

- It's not as pretty as the one you made me.

- I love making...

I love making wreaths during Christmas. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Yes, let it rain on you.

Let it rain all over-- OK. OK, good. - We're on camera.

- We're cool, right? - Hold on.

- Everybody be cool. OK?

Do you want a little? Just...

- There's more where that came from if you shut the hell up!

- Let's just be cool, everyone.

I can start my business.

My berry business. - Hold on.

- You know the business I've told you about

where I like to make berries for hats?

- Yes. - For women?

I can start that now.

- Jonesy? - Oh, my God!

- I want this for you.

I want this for you. - I want this for me, too.

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah!

Yes! Yes!

Sleep in the rain, baby. Sleep in the rain!

Oh, my God!

Look at this! Are you kidding me? - Party papers!

Yeah, take it. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

We're not gonna... - Just be cool. Just be cool.

Do you know how fucking hot you are rich?

Do you?

Do you?

- I'm becoming the woman I was always meant to be.

- When he announced Space Force,

Dangle wrote, like, 17 letters to Mike Pence.

And we set this up for him. He thinks he's at a tryout.

- We ended up finding this guy who

by trade, he's a ventriloquist over at Circus Circus

to play the "Commander" of Space Force.

- So this is our date night?

- This is work. This is work stuff. - This--

- Come on. He's a sad old man. Come on!

- Soldier, you're going good. One more hour.

This stuff's perfect for the Rings of Saturn.

- Sir, yes, sir! - Rings of Saturn!

- I don't think we've ever seen him this happy.

Thank you so much, man. - It's my pleasure, man.

This is why I'm in show business.

Make people happy. This is all good for me. It's good.

I juggle.

I actually have a whole act. I can juggle.

If there's any reason you guys need a juggler...

And I can swallow fire.

- So again, we have six bags full of cash.

Two for each of us, if you shut up.

- Don't fucking blow this for us, OK? - Don't blow this.

- We all fake our deaths, and we all meet each other in Seattle.

- Or we don't know each other forever. That's fine too.

More money, more money, more money...

Holy fuck!

No! No! No! No! No!

What the... Stay! Stay! Stay! - Hey! Stay! Stay!

- How did I get in this bag, man? - I don't know.

- Oh, my God, you guys found my counterfeit money.

- JIM: Good morning. - ALL: Good morning.

- Guess who' s going back again

for Space Force Double Finals?

Next week, I am to report to the Truckee Water Park,

bring $300 cash, and a fresh diaper.

- JONES: All right, Jim. - All right.

- Yeah, buddy! - Going places.

- Good for you.

- Everybody said I couldn't do it!