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Got a couple of members of the deep state coming in. 13 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:45,406 - Come on! Come on, Max! - No, come on! 14 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,074 - Come on, "the deep state?" 15 00:00:47,158 --> 00:00:51,329 They want to get me outside so that more kids will go into that bathroom 16 00:00:51,412 --> 00:00:56,042 and be exposed to a huge, veiny, throbbing, muscular penis 17 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,251 the size of a flashlight! 18 00:00:57,335 --> 00:00:59,879 - Is there someone with a penis like that in there right now? 19 00:00:59,963 --> 00:01:01,088 - Well, if you need to... guys? 20 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:03,049 - You can't be on private property. 21 00:01:03,132 --> 00:01:05,384 - I can't be on private property? - Go back to your basement. 22 00:01:05,468 --> 00:01:08,471 - I'm sorry that I'm interrupting Baghdad Betty's... 23 00:01:09,722 --> 00:01:11,516 Baghdad Betty's attempt... - Hate speech, hate speech. 24 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:14,019 - Hate speech. - To expose your children to more penises. 25 00:01:14,101 --> 00:01:18,690 This is how you dismantle the Christian capitalist government. 26 00:01:18,773 --> 00:01:22,694 First, you blur the lines of sexuality... Then, the paper straws. 27 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:24,487 Why are they making straws out of paper? 28 00:01:24,571 --> 00:01:26,280 - To protect the turtles in the sea. 29 00:01:26,364 --> 00:01:30,702 - To make less paper available for the printing of books. 30 00:01:30,785 --> 00:01:32,203 - These straws suck, by the way. 31 00:01:32,286 --> 00:01:34,748 - Guys, I need to do a quick ad. - JIM: Yeah, sure. 32 00:01:34,831 --> 00:01:38,418 For the White Genocide Radio Hour listeners, 33 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:41,588 go the website and buy our new paper straws 34 00:01:41,671 --> 00:01:43,423 made from redwood trees. 35 00:01:43,506 --> 00:01:48,177 Only made exclusively from endangered old-growth redwood trees. 36 00:01:48,261 --> 00:01:51,514 Leave your mark on the Earth with a redwood tree straw. 37 00:01:51,598 --> 00:01:52,807 Sorry, what were you guys saying? 38 00:01:52,891 --> 00:01:55,060 - Can we take down the SJWs outside? -Yeah. 39 00:01:55,142 --> 00:01:56,269 - Can you take it outside? -Thank you. 40 00:01:56,352 --> 00:01:59,564 - You're in public thoroughfare that leads to... 41 00:01:59,647 --> 00:02:01,691 - They're trying to get me outside so that they can just-- 42 00:02:01,775 --> 00:02:03,484 - Hey, you guys, you gotta come real quick. 43 00:02:03,568 --> 00:02:06,153 They're trying to change Andrew Jackson Boulevard 44 00:02:06,237 --> 00:02:08,031 to Michelle Obama Way. 45 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:09,616 - God damn it, it's starting. 46 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:12,994 It's starting! We're going mobile, let's go! 47 00:02:15,705 --> 00:02:17,832 - Thank you, Trudy. -You're welcome. 48 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:22,295 - WOMAN: Can you guys help me? Everything I own is in there. 49 00:02:22,378 --> 00:02:24,131 - Yeah. Yeah. All right. - You got it? 50 00:02:24,213 --> 00:02:26,257 - Can you go down in there? - Yes, here, toss it. 51 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,717 Right. I got it. Jesus! 52 00:02:30,553 --> 00:02:32,680 - Oh, yeah, be careful. OK. - Sure. Got it. 53 00:02:32,764 --> 00:02:34,432 - You have all the attachments for the blender? 54 00:02:34,515 --> 00:02:35,850 I need all the attachments. 55 00:02:35,934 --> 00:02:37,018 Thank you so much, guys. 56 00:02:37,102 --> 00:02:39,146 - I've got the lead tap. 57 00:02:39,228 --> 00:02:40,855 I got the lead tap. - Perfect. 58 00:02:40,939 --> 00:02:42,899 - Wait. Shit. No, wait! Fuck! 59 00:02:42,983 --> 00:02:45,359 - Thank you so much, guys. - Here. 60 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:49,781 - Thanks, y'all. Thank you. 61 00:02:51,532 --> 00:02:52,742 - Who is that? 62 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:55,369 My god, my house is on fire! 63 00:02:55,829 --> 00:02:59,540 Guys, help me get some of my stuff out. I got a blender, electronics up there. 64 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,753 Oh. my gosh. Oh, my goodness, my TV! 65 00:03:05,964 --> 00:03:07,590 - OK! You know what? - TRUDY: No, no, no, no, no! 66 00:03:07,674 --> 00:03:10,301 - JIM: You know what, Mike? - MIKE: What? 67 00:03:10,384 --> 00:03:11,970 - JIM: Hey, Mike. - MIKE: Hey, dude! 68 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:13,304 - JIM: Yeah, knock-knock. 69 00:03:13,387 --> 00:03:15,264 - MIKE: All right, knock-knock. Who's there? 70 00:03:15,348 --> 00:03:16,975 - JIM: Yeah, knock-knock! - MIKE: Stay out of my way. 71 00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:18,893 I'm doing the big jump today. 72 00:03:18,977 --> 00:03:21,437 - Hey, criminal mastermind? - Yeah? 73 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:24,440 - I'm just rattling around the thoughts in your head. 74 00:03:24,524 --> 00:03:27,777 When you're gonna commit a class D felony... 75 00:03:27,861 --> 00:03:29,320 - Yeah. - ...why would you stream it? 76 00:03:29,403 --> 00:03:31,238 - Because this is my action channel. 77 00:03:31,322 --> 00:03:33,366 And I have a landing ramp on the other side. 78 00:03:33,449 --> 00:03:35,493 - Well, guys, he does have a landing ramp on the other side. 79 00:03:35,576 --> 00:03:37,662 - TRAVIS: Well, we shouldn't have come if he has a landing ramp. 80 00:03:37,745 --> 00:03:39,039 - No, no. - No. 81 00:03:39,122 --> 00:03:41,415 - Now, baby! - Stop it, stop it! 82 00:03:41,499 --> 00:03:43,210 - TRAVIS: Did you make this yourself? - MIKE: I did. 83 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:45,336 I didn't make the Rascal, for Christ's sake. 84 00:03:45,419 --> 00:03:47,630 - Who would make a Rascal but the Rascal people. 85 00:03:47,714 --> 00:03:49,132 - Yeah, correct. - I made the rockets. 86 00:03:49,216 --> 00:03:51,258 It didn't have the rockets on... And all the other stuff. 87 00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:54,012 - I have got to say, you have gotten more sophisticated over the years. 88 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:55,930 - Thank you very much. That's good stuff. 89 00:03:56,014 --> 00:03:57,640 - Do you like to have good things? - No, I don't. 90 00:03:57,724 --> 00:04:00,434 - I think the really good news about this, Mike... 91 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:04,397 - Don't start... God damn it! Stop it! - No, no, no, no, no! 92 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,274 - I blame you. You are a big part of the problem. 93 00:04:07,358 --> 00:04:08,275 - MIKE: Who? 94 00:04:08,359 --> 00:04:10,737 - The little children giving you thumbs up and hearts. 95 00:04:11,445 --> 00:04:12,739 - I got hearts! 96 00:04:12,822 --> 00:04:17,535 That's better than a "Fuck you, you old, wasted dickface who sucks dicks." 97 00:04:17,618 --> 00:04:18,995 That's what I usually get. - Yeah. 98 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:21,873 There's a lot of people that think I suck dicks, Dangle. 99 00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:25,292 You would know. But they are like children that say it to me. 100 00:04:25,376 --> 00:04:27,294 - Yeah, filthy language. - "You suck dick." 101 00:04:27,378 --> 00:04:29,422 - "You like to have dicks in your face." - Yeah. 102 00:04:29,505 --> 00:04:31,132 - "You love balls." 103 00:04:31,216 --> 00:04:32,800 - I'm an entertainer. 104 00:04:32,884 --> 00:04:35,302 Outlaw. Entertainer. 105 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:38,472 - Yeah. This, I get. This, I get. - Who doesn't get that? 106 00:04:38,556 --> 00:04:40,433 - Hey... - That's a sexy mountain to climb. 107 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:46,564 ♪ Gotta climb that mountain Get it on ♪ 108 00:04:52,612 --> 00:04:56,699 There's a story by Shirley Jackson called The Lottery, 109 00:04:56,783 --> 00:05:01,288 where they pick one person every year to stone to death. 110 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:03,372 - Yeah. Then he gets super-stoned, 111 00:05:03,456 --> 00:05:05,792 and then he gets on this fucking bike... 112 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:08,795 - Forget it. I fucking... Fucking do it. - Fucking do it. 113 00:05:08,878 --> 00:05:10,171 Fucking do it. - Do it, genius. 114 00:05:10,255 --> 00:05:12,506 Do it. - Hey, Sue, we got the green light! 115 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:15,176 - Do it. I dare ya. -Shit. Shit. Shit. 116 00:05:24,144 --> 00:05:25,686 - Hey, co-worker Susan. 117 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:28,481 Check out these photos I'm gonna post online of my ex 118 00:05:28,564 --> 00:05:32,694 engage in a sexual act and/or her completely exposed nipple. 119 00:05:32,777 --> 00:05:37,199 Here she's exposing her genitals and/or erect penis at a luau. 120 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:43,454 - Wait, Rodrigo. The pictures you're depicting sound like revenge porn. 121 00:05:43,538 --> 00:05:46,666 Are you posting those pictures with the express intent 122 00:05:46,749 --> 00:05:51,087 to harass or terrorize a person with your depicted images? 123 00:05:51,171 --> 00:05:52,214 - You bet. 124 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,382 Flag on the play! 125 00:05:54,465 --> 00:05:57,510 Revenge porn, also known as revenge pornography, 126 00:05:57,593 --> 00:06:00,680 has been illegal in Nevada since 2015. 127 00:06:00,763 --> 00:06:03,683 Revenge porn is a category D felony 128 00:06:03,766 --> 00:06:06,644 which carries a one to four year prison sentence, 129 00:06:07,187 --> 00:06:09,147 or a $ 5,000 fine. 130 00:06:09,231 --> 00:06:13,318 - So you're saying I cannot legally post these explicit photos 131 00:06:13,401 --> 00:06:15,195 on the worldwide... web? 132 00:06:15,278 --> 00:06:17,613 - Here's a little acronym to remember the law. 133 00:06:17,697 --> 00:06:20,408 Just think "deep push lard." 134 00:06:20,491 --> 00:06:24,079 - "Don't ever, ever post 135 00:06:24,162 --> 00:06:27,374 pics under state harassment laws 136 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:30,877 and regulatory defamation statutes 137 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,922 of 2015." 11242

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