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People ask a question.
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What's a RocknRolla?
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And I tell them it's not about drums,
drugs and hospital drips.
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Oh, no.
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There's more there than that,
my friend.
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We all like a bit of the good life.
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Some, the money.
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Some, the drugs.
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Others the sex game,
the glamour or the fame.
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But a RocknRolla,
oh, he's different.
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Why?
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Because a real RocknRolla
wants the fucking lot.
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My name's Archy,
formerly known as Archibald.
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I work for a man called Lenny Cole.
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And Lenny Cole has the keys
to the back door of this booming city.
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Let me give you an example
of how Lenny works his magic.
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Two years ago,
this property cost 1 million pounds.
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Today, it costs 5 million.
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How did this happen?
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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...
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...restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.
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London, my good man...
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...is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.
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London is on the rise.
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Property value has gone one way: up.
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And this has left the natives struggling
to keep a foothold in the property ladder.
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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...
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...but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.
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Like he said, it's going one way.
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You need to see a lawyer.
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We do need to see a lawyer.
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Well, it looks like a great deal.
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These are the plans.
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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.
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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.
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Same deal as before.
I'll tell them they've got the planning.
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Thank you, Councillor.
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You'll get the planning.
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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.
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We need help.
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Lenny Cole.
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Dog number one.
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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.
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I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.
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Property's always a safe bet...
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...but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.
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Because of these boys'
criminal records...
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...the bank won't lend them
the money they need.
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Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...
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...London's money-loaning
and fast-moving property magician.
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Don't let me down, boys.
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Come on, give me your hand.
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And this is where he waves
his black magic wand.
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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.
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I can't get you the planning.
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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.
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Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.
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Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.
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He can't get the planning.
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That's right, sweetheart.
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Can't get the planning?
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You've been fucked.
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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?
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You owe me.
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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...
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...and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.
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Find it.
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They know they'll have to pay Lenny
before the month is out.
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Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
very, very uncomfortable.
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We better find it.
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What they don't know
is that Lenny controls the councilors...
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...the judges and the lawyers.
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No planning permission will be given
until Lenny wants it.
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And now that he owns the building,
he wants the permission.
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Hello, Councillor?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.
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You're very generous, Len.
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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?
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- Sorted, Lenny.
- Good.
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What's wrong with you, Archy?
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Was that not a bit strong, Len?
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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.
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The same place as me?
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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?
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No one gave me a leg up.
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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.
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They need a little lesson, don't they?
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And that is an example
of how Lenny works.
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Now, today is Lenny's big day.
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He's hit the big time...
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...because a new Russian billionaire
desires Lenny's property contacts.
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He wants planning permission
where the law won't allow.
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Lenny Cole is here.
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Lenny will come through...
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...but he will rape that Russian
for every ruble he can get.
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Nice to see you, Uri.
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Good. Come and take a seat.
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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.
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- Oh, that's all right.
- Sit.
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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.
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We like to get things done.
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What's it going to cost me?
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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.
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Without me,
you'd be waiting five to 10 years...
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...before you got permission
to erect your arena.
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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands...
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Lenny, how much?
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Seven million euros.
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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.
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Oh, you got it.
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Consider it done.
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- Drink?
- Yeah.
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That's a nice painting, Uri.
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It's got depth, you know.
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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.
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It's my lucky picture.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You like?
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Yeah.
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Take it for a while.
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Maybe it will give you luck.
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Oh, no, Uri, I... You know, I couldn't.
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We are partners now, I insist.
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I will get it sent around to your house.
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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.
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Hm?
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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.
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Whiskey is the new vodka.
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You're not joining me?
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I don't drink.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- You all right, Len?
- Yeah.
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Because you're looking a bit pink.
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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?
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Right away, Len.
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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.
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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.
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Sorry, Len.
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How is the billionaires club?
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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?
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I'll tell you what, Arch.
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We've hit the big time here.
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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?
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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.
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- They ain't no respecters of the old school.
- Oh, bollocks.
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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.
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That's why he come to me.
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Got it?
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Yeah, got it.
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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?
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It makes the peasant feel royal.
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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.
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I want that consent.
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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.
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If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
to grease Lenny's contacts...
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...he's gonna need it in cash.
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And for that,
he needs his personal accountant.
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Meet the very gifted
and the financially creative Stella.
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You know why you get deals?
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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.
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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...
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...when you raise that posh, little voice.
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You, my love, are a rare commodity.
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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.
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I don't feel like smiling.
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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.
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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.
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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.
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Stella, we need to talk.
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Yes, she's right here.
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It's Omovich.
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You sure he isn't gay?
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But what the Russian doesn't know...
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...is that his accountant
has got bored of the safe life...
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...and is looking for excitement
in all the wrong places.
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Welcome to the Speeler.
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This hot little house of crime is home
to a particularly nefarious group...
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...of individuals known locally
as the Wild Bunch.
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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?
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- They've got nothing on you, son.
- What are you talking about?
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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.
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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.
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All right, ladies.
Cookie, how you doing, son?
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Cookie, do you want in?
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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.
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- Throw us in for a quick spin.
- Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?
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No.
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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.
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Coming, dear.
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But in the world of crime,
there's always coincidence.
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And the very men she needs
to fuel her thrills...
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...are the very men
that owe Lenny two large ones.
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What's happening?
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You know that lady, the posh pup?
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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?
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The little dangerous accountant.
You haven't heard from her in a little while.
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- I know.
- Well?
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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?
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But, I mean, like, proper work.
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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation...
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Let's have a meet.
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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.
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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?
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Is that what they call art
where you come from?
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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.
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And you're also late.
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Please, don't be late.
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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.
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Go on.
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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.
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And it won't be protected.
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Twenty percent for me, as normal.
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The details are in here.
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Anything else?
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Yeah.
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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.
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It might help.
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Just a black eye, nothing more.
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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.
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A black eye it is, then.
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Nice shoes, by the way.
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Thank you.
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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.
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"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday...
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...when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...
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...by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate. "
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Sorry, I don't know what to say.
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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.
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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?
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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...
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...with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.
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Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.
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Did you have lessons as a boy?
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Fancy a cool down?
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Bit of a chat with Lenny?
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- You know Jackie?
- No.
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No, Archy, please, don't say anything.
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Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.
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And a member.
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Oi, Jackie.
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You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?
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Only if he's wicked.
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What does she mean by that?
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What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?
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Come on.
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There we are, plans and papers.
248
00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:09,555
When you're in bed with Len,
he likes to sweeten a cash deal.
249
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,996
Would you like a cigar?
250
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,826
I don't mind if I do.
251
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:19,942
He wants you sitting in the front row
with a new car sitting in your driveway.
252
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,738
Len's skill lies in his ability
to know where your back needs scratching.
253
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,040
That's a nice lighter.
254
00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:30,342
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.
255
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,077
And I paid it.
256
00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,653
You know why?
257
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:35,585
Tell me, Lenny.
258
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,625
It's all about the details.
259
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,159
Is our little deal in there too?
260
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,796
Look at Lenny.
261
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,800
Fucking playing with himself,
he's so proud.
262
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,302
He only paid a hundred pounds
for that lighter...
263
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,270
...he's making the Councillor sweat
like he stole it himself.
264
00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,239
I wouldn't forget about that.
265
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:56,975
The important things first.
266
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,048
You got to hand it to Len,
because he ain't half a naughty bastard.
267
00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:02,945
I'll leave that with you.
268
00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:06,554
Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
with a right rotten tart...
269
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,587
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.
270
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,452
Man's got a living to make.
271
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,218
I'll phone you in tomorrow.
272
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,158
and he'll be in there like swimwear.
273
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,092
Take care of him, Jackie.
274
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:20,099
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.
275
00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:21,661
No, it can't be mine.
276
00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:25,167
It's got your name on it.
277
00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:28,500
All right.
278
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,168
Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
from his big Russian deal.
279
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,948
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.
280
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,914
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?
281
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:40,544
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.
282
00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:42,620
Yeah, you're right.
283
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,555
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...
284
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:47,992
...if he didn't mean business?
285
00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:53,533
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.
286
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,363
Yeah, it looks mag...
287
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,027
Archy, I've been... Fuck.
288
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,298
Oh, fuck.
289
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,032
Archy?
290
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,643
Archy, I've been robbed.
291
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,244
What?
292
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,205
Hello?
293
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,841
I said, I've been robbed.
294
00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:11,452
Yeah... I don't know when.
295
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,644
It's the painting.
296
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,988
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.
297
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:19,988
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.
298
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:25,396
Archy, this is not good.
299
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,797
That's his favorite painting.
300
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,803
His lucky painting.
301
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,039
Yeah, all right.
302
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,609
Come around here and bring the troops.
303
00:16:37,046 --> 00:16:38,035
Yeah.
304
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,841
Oh, fuck it,
this isn't what I want to hear.
305
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,076
When Lenny's wheels come off,
he's no good to anyone.
306
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,244
Now, he's gonna stick it
straight on my lap.
307
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,290
And Archy is gonna have to go to work.
308
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,819
Where was it, Len?
309
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,965
Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark,
shall we, Bandy?
310
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:06,334
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.
311
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:07,770
Now, you sort this out.
312
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:13,347
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.
313
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:22,786
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?
314
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,982
He's gonna slap you.
315
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:27,327
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.
316
00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:29,259
Danny, slap him.
317
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,162
With the right, Danny, properly.
318
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:40,541
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.
319
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,872
- What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
Slap him.
320
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,349
Oh, for fuck...
321
00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:53,685
Like this.
322
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:56,881
Now, if you can master a slap like that...
323
00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,823
...there's no need for your clients
to hold back.
324
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,590
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.
325
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,691
No need for strong violence, no, no.
326
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,736
They're transported
back to their childhood.
327
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,571
Putty in your hands.
328
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,469
Ask Bandy.
329
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,869
Look, thinks he's back at school.
330
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:18,543
But he never went to school, Arch.
331
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:22,712
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?
332
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:27,348
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...
333
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,185
...but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.
334
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,987
Now, get out there, look for the painting.
335
00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:47,907
- Hello.
- Hi.
336
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,100
Bye.
337
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,213
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.
338
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,574
Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told.
339
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:59,209
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.
340
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:02,757
Sorry, is this a robbery?
341
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,592
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.
342
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:07,154
Thank you.
343
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,497
- Very good, Mr. One Two.
- Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.
344
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,538
Yeah, give me the keys.
345
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:28,012
Thanks.
346
00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,852
Yeah, very funny.
347
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:44,821
Oi.
348
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,834
Where's reverse?
349
00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,563
You have to lift up the knob
under the...
350
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,207
- Gear stick.
- Ah.
351
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,436
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.
352
00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:20,027
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.
353
00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:24,495
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.
354
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,571
Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.
355
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,069
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.
356
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,475
Mm, tr๏ฟฝs chic.
357
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:40,277
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?
358
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,851
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.
359
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,618
I would like to have obliged.
360
00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:49,491
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.
361
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,567
- Mm.
- Until the next time?
362
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,398
Maybe.
363
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:12,611
URl: The development has been underway
for four years...
364
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:16,315
...and will be completed
within another two.
365
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,055
The area covers 12 acres...
366
00:21:19,227 --> 00:21:22,253
...and it will become one
of London's premier residences.
367
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,365
Excuse me, gentlemen.
368
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,833
What is it?
369
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:57,622
Victor, Victor.
370
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,338
- Yo, Archy.
One Two.
371
00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,141
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.
372
00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:15,408
What, you got all of it?
373
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,315
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.
374
00:22:19,488 --> 00:22:20,819
I'll come down to Speeler.
375
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:23,419
Hold on.
376
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,288
Gotta go, got another call. Len?
377
00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:29,157
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.
378
00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:31,526
Don't worry about that,
the Councillor can wait.
379
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,031
I got some good news for you.
380
00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:35,999
One Two and Co. have
come through with the scratch.
381
00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:38,568
- What, all of it?
- So they say.
382
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,264
Where'd they get that from, then?
383
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,535
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.
384
00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,975
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.
385
00:22:45,147 --> 00:22:46,546
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.
386
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,908
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.
387
00:22:50,085 --> 00:22:51,074
Hello?
388
00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:53,721
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.
389
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:56,722
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.
390
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,351
Well, get back to me soon.
391
00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:01,257
Yeah, of course.
392
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,195
Wanker.
393
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,834
I shook your hand, I've nicked your
rings. You didn't know that, did you?
394
00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:11,602
Yes, that's right.
395
00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:17,040
- I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50.
Gary.
396
00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:19,137
See you.
397
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,440
Hello, Archy.
Hello.
398
00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,207
Come over here.
399
00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:25,181
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?
400
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:26,547
What do you want, tickets?
401
00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:28,348
I want the Tank.
402
00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,981
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.
403
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,756
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.
404
00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:39,366
Tank runs
the biggest ticket-tout organization...
405
00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:40,865
...in the West End of London.
406
00:23:41,036 --> 00:23:44,494
He knows more about what moves
on the streets than the rats themselves.
407
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,905
Tank is a fortified world
of disgusting information.
408
00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,671
A word.
- Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?
409
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,711
I need a word.
410
00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:55,850
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.
411
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,041
Step into my world.
412
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,490
Well, perhaps the birds and the...
413
00:24:06,661 --> 00:24:08,561
Great movie this, Arch.
414
00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:10,630
They've had it redone.
415
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,968
Glorious picture.
416
00:24:14,402 --> 00:24:17,633
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.
417
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,198
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?
418
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,809
Oh, where are my manners?
419
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:24,809
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?
420
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,710
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.
421
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,317
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.
422
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:34,182
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.
423
00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:38,122
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.
424
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:40,921
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.
425
00:24:43,698 --> 00:24:45,928
- Yeah.
Master, are you Fred?
426
00:24:46,101 --> 00:24:47,329
It is Fred.
427
00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:49,766
For years,
there's been a well-hidden informer...
428
00:24:49,938 --> 00:24:52,600
...that's sent us all down
at one point or another.
429
00:24:52,774 --> 00:24:56,574
And now Bob is looking
at a five-stretch due to this grass.
430
00:24:57,812 --> 00:25:01,475
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.
431
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:03,447
Not with you getting a five-stretch.
432
00:25:03,618 --> 00:25:06,086
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?
433
00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:09,589
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.
434
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,056
But what makes the situation worse...
435
00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:17,597
...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat
is still lurking somewhere among us.
436
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,791
Evening, gentlemen.
437
00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:22,994
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.
438
00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:25,537
Who gives a fuck what you think?
439
00:25:25,707 --> 00:25:27,641
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.
440
00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:32,773
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.
441
00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:36,346
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.
442
00:25:36,518 --> 00:25:40,386
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.
443
00:25:40,555 --> 00:25:42,819
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...
444
00:25:42,991 --> 00:25:46,620
...to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.
445
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,422
It is the middle of fucking summer.
446
00:25:48,597 --> 00:25:51,327
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.
447
00:25:51,499 --> 00:25:53,160
Where did you get these junkies, eh?
448
00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,927
What's this, a fucking double act?
449
00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:58,163
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.
450
00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:01,737
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.
451
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:04,742
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...
452
00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:08,644
...seen in very, very glossy magazines.
453
00:26:09,184 --> 00:26:13,814
Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
are not to be trusted.
454
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,516
They take what doesn't belong to them,
not because they're thinking...
455
00:26:17,692 --> 00:26:19,159
...but because they're junkies.
456
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,352
What? It's only fire.
457
00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:23,861
Selling stolen fur coats
in the middle of summer...
458
00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:26,592
...would not seem peculiar
to the average junkie mind.
459
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:31,072
The famous but rare black bear.
460
00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:35,240
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.
461
00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:37,503
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?
462
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,978
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?
463
00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:46,718
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low...
464
00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:48,388
- Yeah, hello.
It's Archy.
465
00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:50,251
- Hello, Arch, come up.
- Open up.
466
00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:53,451
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.
467
00:26:53,628 --> 00:26:55,391
Come on, back door, fuck off.
468
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:57,963
The Wild Bunch have had to put
extra money on top...
469
00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:59,657
...to ignite Lenny's contacts.
470
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:02,428
And maybe, just maybe,
Lenny's magic wand...
471
00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:06,802
...can make Bob's legal paperwork
mysteriously disappear.
472
00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:08,499
You all right, Fred?
473
00:27:08,677 --> 00:27:09,905
Arch.
474
00:27:10,078 --> 00:27:11,238
Mumbles.
475
00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:12,937
Arch.
476
00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,579
- Bob.
Yeah, Archy.
477
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,978
One Two.
478
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,642
Arch.
479
00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:21,055
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.
480
00:27:22,757 --> 00:27:24,725
That's very unkind.
481
00:27:25,593 --> 00:27:27,618
You wanna be careful, One Two.
482
00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:30,629
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?
483
00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:35,029
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.
484
00:27:35,203 --> 00:27:36,227
Everything all right?
485
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,395
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.
486
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,006
Good.
487
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,905
So come on, where is it?
488
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:47,640
What, can't you smell it?
489
00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:49,643
No, I can't.
490
00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,819
Look at that, we could make a team.
491
00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:01,223
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?
492
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,231
Oh, by the way, this is for you.
493
00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:07,095
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.
494
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,758
Really?
495
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,735
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?
496
00:28:12,807 --> 00:28:14,536
Good night, ladies.
497
00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:21,308
URl: They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.
498
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,809
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.
499
00:28:25,587 --> 00:28:27,851
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.
500
00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,455
What are you gonna do?
501
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,387
Beauty is a cruel mistress.
502
00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:33,288
I must remember that line.
503
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,951
Be my guest.
504
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,655
- Can I pour you a glass?
- No.
505
00:28:37,832 --> 00:28:38,958
Thank you.
506
00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:41,225
You know, I like you.
507
00:28:42,937 --> 00:28:44,370
I like the way you are.
508
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:48,407
Always thinking about business,
very professional.
509
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,139
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?
510
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,977
Tell me about your husband.
511
00:28:56,384 --> 00:28:57,681
My husband is a lawyer.
512
00:28:57,852 --> 00:28:59,843
I hear he's very good at what he does.
513
00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:02,523
Maybe we can have some work for him.
514
00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:06,922
Tell me, what do you do for fun?
515
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,156
Have I offended you in some way?
516
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,735
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.
517
00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:20,102
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?
518
00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:25,377
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.
519
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,907
This is what I like about this country.
520
00:29:28,082 --> 00:29:29,276
They understand hierarchy.
521
00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:32,943
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.
522
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,580
Now, back to business.
523
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:37,915
We have had security problems.
524
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,391
And to cut a long story short...
525
00:29:41,062 --> 00:29:44,589
...I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.
526
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,034
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.
527
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,035
I could certainly cover
some of that money...
528
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,230
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
529
00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:55,035
...but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.
530
00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,339
But if you are so good...
531
00:29:58,513 --> 00:30:00,242
You devil.
532
00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:01,575
Let me think about it.
533
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,914
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.
534
00:30:07,088 --> 00:30:08,680
Thank you.
535
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:29,566
- Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
- What have I got to cheer up about?
536
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,871
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.
537
00:30:32,046 --> 00:30:36,415
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.
538
00:30:37,018 --> 00:30:40,181
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.
539
00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:43,256
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.
540
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,119
We've got the Harris twins.
541
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:49,587
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.
542
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,527
Got the night off from the Russians...
543
00:30:51,699 --> 00:30:55,135
...and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.
544
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,472
- Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
- It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just...
545
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:07,271
What? It's just what?
546
00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:09,441
You wouldn't understand.
547
00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,642
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.
548
00:31:11,819 --> 00:31:13,650
I'd understand anything
coming from you.
549
00:31:16,558 --> 00:31:18,025
Would you?
550
00:31:18,993 --> 00:31:20,654
Bob, you're my best mate.
551
00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:27,863
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.
552
00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:30,303
Okay.
553
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:32,802
I want you.
554
00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:46,344
Dirty bastard.
555
00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:53,188
You dirty bastard.
556
00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:58,191
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.
557
00:31:58,366 --> 00:32:00,926
I told you, you wouldn't understand.
558
00:32:01,102 --> 00:32:03,662
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?
559
00:32:04,939 --> 00:32:05,997
You're Handsome Bob.
560
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,575
You're Handsome Bob,
the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are.
561
00:32:09,744 --> 00:32:11,268
Do you hear me, Bob?
562
00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:14,677
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.
563
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,612
I should have just kept my mouth shut.
564
00:32:16,784 --> 00:32:18,843
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.
565
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,284
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...
566
00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:23,083
...like Handsome Bob would've done.
567
00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:25,589
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.
568
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,752
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.
569
00:32:46,314 --> 00:32:49,613
I am so sorry.
570
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,944
Well, I'm sorry.
571
00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:55,680
No, I'm sorry.
572
00:32:55,857 --> 00:32:57,916
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.
573
00:32:58,092 --> 00:33:00,788
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?
574
00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,192
I went over the top a bit.
575
00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:05,992
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.
576
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,431
It was a bit of a broadside.
577
00:33:08,603 --> 00:33:10,264
It's fine. It's fine.
578
00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:16,032
Five years, you know.
579
00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:19,339
I don't know if I can handle it.
580
00:33:24,218 --> 00:33:27,449
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.
581
00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:31,985
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...
582
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,028
...or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.
583
00:33:36,698 --> 00:33:40,429
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.
584
00:33:40,735 --> 00:33:42,703
You'll probably love it.
585
00:33:44,872 --> 00:33:46,863
Oh, God.
586
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,545
What...?
587
00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:56,545
What exactly is it that you?
588
00:33:57,485 --> 00:34:01,421
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?
589
00:34:03,991 --> 00:34:05,856
Tank, come in.
590
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:08,786
You want a drink?
591
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:12,558
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.
592
00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:21,801
Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?
593
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,802
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.
594
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,880
Nice touch, that.
595
00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:29,846
Ooh.
596
00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:32,345
- Whistler.
- Come again?
597
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,047
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.
598
00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:37,448
Is that right?
599
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:41,117
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.
600
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,822
Go on.
601
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:54,137
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?
602
00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:56,538
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.
603
00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:59,373
Think tank, Arch.
604
00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:01,412
Nothing gets past the old think tank.
605
00:35:01,783 --> 00:35:03,307
Nothing.
606
00:35:04,285 --> 00:35:08,119
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.
607
00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:12,191
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.
608
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,260
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
609
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:18,055
Right, let me tell you how this works.
610
00:35:18,232 --> 00:35:21,395
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.
611
00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:25,027
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.
612
00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:28,441
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...
613
00:35:28,609 --> 00:35:30,770
...for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.
614
00:35:30,945 --> 00:35:34,540
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.
615
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:36,410
You're gonna give me a name.
616
00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:37,915
And if it's the right name...
617
00:35:38,085 --> 00:35:41,145
...I'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.
618
00:35:41,322 --> 00:35:45,816
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.
619
00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:48,655
They're American, these crayfish.
620
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:49,922
Big, hungry bastards.
621
00:35:50,097 --> 00:35:53,089
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...
622
00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:56,168
...but they've still got room for more.
623
00:35:56,337 --> 00:35:57,497
Show him one, Charlie.
624
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,043
All right, see you, enjoy.
625
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,044
No, no, no. They got money.
626
00:36:08,216 --> 00:36:10,241
They stole the fucking money.
627
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,080
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.
628
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,949
No, no, no.
629
00:36:15,122 --> 00:36:16,214
Oh, stop, stop.
630
00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:18,381
No, don't.
631
00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:21,995
The American crayfish
was introduced in the '20s.
632
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:24,495
A guest, if you like.
633
00:36:24,799 --> 00:36:28,860
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.
634
00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:30,503
Next 50 years...
635
00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:34,903
...they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.
636
00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:40,806
And then, they started eating each other.
637
00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,748
That's the thing about greed, Arch.
638
00:36:46,087 --> 00:36:48,112
It's blind.
639
00:36:50,224 --> 00:36:52,522
And it doesn't know when to stop.
640
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,020
That's why I'm here.
641
00:36:57,732 --> 00:36:59,563
To keep order.
642
00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:02,729
Danny, hose him down.
643
00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:26,690
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.
644
00:37:27,194 --> 00:37:28,684
Johnny.
645
00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:30,387
Johnny Quid.
646
00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:35,331
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.
647
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,801
This hasn't worked, has it?
648
00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:41,273
- How can a dead man sell you a painting?
- No, he's not dead.
649
00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:45,105
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he changed his mind.
650
00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:48,214
- He's got, like, an obsession with it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
651
00:37:48,382 --> 00:37:50,350
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.
652
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,146
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.
653
00:37:53,321 --> 00:37:54,345
I wouldn't lie to you.
654
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,717
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.
655
00:37:56,891 --> 00:37:59,189
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get...
656
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,627
Len, can I have a word?
657
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,961
I really wouldn't lie to you.
658
00:38:14,508 --> 00:38:17,602
- Your boy ain't dead, is he?
- Don't you dare call him my boy.
659
00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:22,112
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.
660
00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,977
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?
661
00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:27,712
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.
662
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:31,221
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.
663
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:35,419
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.
664
00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:39,690
Look, you go see...
665
00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:43,860
...if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.
666
00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:45,869
What are they called?
667
00:38:46,474 --> 00:38:47,805
Greek and Minnie?
668
00:38:47,975 --> 00:38:50,307
- Roman and Mickey.
- Yeah, whatever.
669
00:38:50,478 --> 00:38:54,505
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.
670
00:38:54,782 --> 00:38:57,910
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.
671
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,918
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.
672
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,851
My show just doesn't work without it.
673
00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,286
Hold on a second.
674
00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:07,154
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...
675
00:39:07,328 --> 00:39:09,888
...I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...
676
00:39:10,064 --> 00:39:11,463
...but you didn't ask me.
677
00:39:11,632 --> 00:39:14,624
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...
678
00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:17,828
...and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?
679
00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:19,370
Yes.
680
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,303
Yes, you did, I do confess.
681
00:39:21,475 --> 00:39:27,436
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.
682
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:31,107
You got on the hat.
Why don't you just pull something out of it?
683
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:33,651
My hat is deep and full of magic.
684
00:39:33,821 --> 00:39:37,655
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs
and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label.
685
00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:40,186
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...
686
00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:44,957
...I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.
687
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:46,794
All right?
688
00:39:47,168 --> 00:39:49,636
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.
689
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,431
Okay.
690
00:39:51,772 --> 00:39:53,569
You made your point.
691
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:58,304
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.
692
00:40:00,915 --> 00:40:02,883
- You read this?
- What?
693
00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:06,417
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.
694
00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:09,317
"Missing, assumed dead," they say.
695
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,855
Our Johnny?
696
00:40:11,025 --> 00:40:14,984
How many rock stars by the name Johnny
Quid do you think there are in the universe?
697
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,494
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.
698
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:20,156
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.
699
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:23,394
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.
700
00:40:23,571 --> 00:40:24,970
June, how dead is Johnny?
701
00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:27,664
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.
702
00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:30,706
Rockers like that never die.
703
00:40:33,314 --> 00:40:36,044
They just wither and give me pain.
704
00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:03,504
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.
705
00:41:03,677 --> 00:41:06,544
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.
706
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:07,738
You're a reject.
707
00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:11,612
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.
708
00:41:11,785 --> 00:41:14,549
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.
709
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,054
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.
710
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:20,682
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.
711
00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:22,726
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.
712
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:28,358
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.
713
00:42:17,685 --> 00:42:19,653
Go on, John.
714
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,481
Jog it on.
715
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,023
I can't, Pete.
716
00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:27,153
The painting's got me.
717
00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:29,489
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.
718
00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:32,427
You'd get a good few notes for that.
719
00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:36,898
- You wouldn't understand.
- Why not?
720
00:42:37,071 --> 00:42:39,972
Because you are street scum, Pete.
721
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,166
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.
722
00:42:43,344 --> 00:42:45,676
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?
723
00:42:45,846 --> 00:42:47,711
And that's why you're on the gear.
724
00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:50,577
The gear is your surrogate father.
725
00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:54,209
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?
726
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,454
Come on, Pedro.
727
00:42:59,393 --> 00:43:03,523
I'm your sponsor, doctor.
728
00:43:03,697 --> 00:43:07,155
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.
729
00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:11,067
But first, we need a drink in our hands.
730
00:43:13,741 --> 00:43:17,871
My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
every Sunday after church.
731
00:43:18,312 --> 00:43:20,337
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.
732
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,745
- All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
- You think?
733
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,350
It wasn't all bad.
734
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,282
He sometimes made me laugh too.
735
00:43:27,454 --> 00:43:29,581
Well, now we're onto something.
736
00:43:29,757 --> 00:43:31,452
Did he ever interfere with you?
737
00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:34,621
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.
738
00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,026
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.
739
00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:40,394
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.
740
00:43:40,801 --> 00:43:42,291
There is?
741
00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:44,733
Monsteroustickalotis.
742
00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:46,429
You what?
743
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,466
Your dad was a tickling monster.
744
00:43:50,277 --> 00:43:51,869
Oi, that's my drink.
745
00:43:52,646 --> 00:43:54,273
Fuck you, sing-along.
746
00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,473
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.
747
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:58,112
Oi.
748
00:44:00,354 --> 00:44:01,378
Come on then, boy.
749
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:05,116
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.
750
00:44:06,794 --> 00:44:09,490
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.
751
00:44:09,663 --> 00:44:13,326
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.
752
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,973
- Was I good or what, Pete?
- Yeah.
753
00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:22,802
It's all in the eyes.
754
00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:25,171
Junkies, I shit them.
755
00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:40,290
Roman, Mickey.
756
00:44:40,461 --> 00:44:45,194
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.
757
00:44:45,366 --> 00:44:48,460
- I think they just wanted...
- Just wanted to have a chat.
758
00:44:48,635 --> 00:44:50,569
I'm sorry, Mickey.
759
00:44:50,904 --> 00:44:53,304
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.
760
00:44:53,474 --> 00:44:55,465
Why don't you go have another lunch?
761
00:44:55,876 --> 00:44:58,276
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.
762
00:44:59,313 --> 00:45:01,679
Yeah, sorry to intrude.
763
00:45:02,149 --> 00:45:04,049
They call this a litchi, don't they?
764
00:45:04,218 --> 00:45:05,515
Litchi.
765
00:45:05,686 --> 00:45:07,551
Litchi, litchi.
766
00:45:14,528 --> 00:45:15,859
Mm.
767
00:45:16,029 --> 00:45:18,623
It's tasty and exotic.
768
00:45:19,066 --> 00:45:20,158
A bit like your June.
769
00:45:21,902 --> 00:45:23,392
Thanks.
770
00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:28,369
Can we help you?
771
00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,806
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.
772
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,946
We did, yeah.
773
00:45:38,051 --> 00:45:41,543
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.
774
00:45:41,722 --> 00:45:43,349
There was.
775
00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:46,550
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.
776
00:45:46,727 --> 00:45:49,457
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.
777
00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:50,961
According to the papers...
778
00:45:51,131 --> 00:45:53,759
...the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.
779
00:45:53,934 --> 00:45:55,731
And I shed a tear.
780
00:45:55,903 --> 00:46:01,136
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.
781
00:46:01,608 --> 00:46:03,974
But did you see his body?
782
00:46:04,144 --> 00:46:06,135
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...
783
00:46:06,313 --> 00:46:09,009
...with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...
784
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,811
...swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?
785
00:46:11,985 --> 00:46:13,612
No, you didn't, did you?
786
00:46:13,787 --> 00:46:16,381
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?
787
00:46:16,557 --> 00:46:18,616
Because he ain't dead.
788
00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:22,387
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...
789
00:46:22,563 --> 00:46:25,589
...and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.
790
00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:29,258
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?
791
00:46:29,803 --> 00:46:34,137
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.
792
00:46:34,308 --> 00:46:36,572
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.
793
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,015
I can tell what you're thinking now.
794
00:46:42,182 --> 00:46:43,877
Well, there's not much you can't do.
795
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,417
Slow down, Tinkerbell.
796
00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:51,617
You'll never sing the same
If your teeth ain't your own
797
00:46:55,162 --> 00:46:58,427
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?
798
00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:00,931
What do you think we are, gangsters?
799
00:47:01,635 --> 00:47:02,966
That's not my style.
800
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:06,906
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.
801
00:47:13,113 --> 00:47:14,512
There he is.
802
00:47:14,982 --> 00:47:16,813
You were missed in court this morning.
803
00:47:16,984 --> 00:47:18,451
Not very compassionate, is it?
804
00:47:18,619 --> 00:47:20,780
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.
805
00:47:21,154 --> 00:47:24,681
Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.
806
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,218
And I got the feeling
that the only person...
807
00:47:27,394 --> 00:47:30,625
...that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.
808
00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:35,293
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?
809
00:47:35,469 --> 00:47:38,336
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.
810
00:47:38,505 --> 00:47:40,530
Whoa, leave it.
811
00:47:41,074 --> 00:47:43,338
We all know how much you loved Bob.
812
00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:47,273
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?
813
00:47:47,915 --> 00:47:49,405
Guess who.
814
00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,241
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm offski.
815
00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:53,613
Case is closed.
816
00:47:58,692 --> 00:48:00,489
Five years.
817
00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:08,899
You're supposed to be in fucking...
818
00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:11,333
One Two, phone for you.
819
00:48:16,243 --> 00:48:19,144
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?
820
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,645
- Very clever.
- Yeah, well, next time, you remember.
821
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:24,978
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?
822
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,313
- All right.
- Good.
823
00:48:31,925 --> 00:48:33,358
How did you get this number?
824
00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:35,392
Oh, I can get any number.
825
00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:37,086
I work with numbers, don't I?
826
00:48:37,731 --> 00:48:40,825
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.
827
00:48:41,935 --> 00:48:44,927
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.
828
00:48:45,105 --> 00:48:47,539
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.
829
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:50,404
- Sorry, not my thing.
- And I've got a bit of work for you.
830
00:48:51,044 --> 00:48:54,275
You can bring your friends.
Lots of interesting people there.
831
00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:57,611
- Rich and famous, great and the good.
- All right.
832
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:00,343
Let me see what I can do.
833
00:49:29,683 --> 00:49:31,275
Okay?
834
00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:48,065
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.
835
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,260
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.
836
00:49:50,437 --> 00:49:53,998
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.
837
00:49:54,174 --> 00:49:57,041
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...
838
00:49:57,210 --> 00:49:58,472
...at the appropriate time.
839
00:49:58,645 --> 00:50:01,443
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.
840
00:50:01,615 --> 00:50:02,639
I understand that.
841
00:50:02,816 --> 00:50:05,683
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...
842
00:50:05,852 --> 00:50:08,878
...which brings me conveniently
to my next point.
843
00:50:09,322 --> 00:50:11,847
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...
844
00:50:12,025 --> 00:50:18,089
...hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.
845
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:21,723
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...
846
00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:25,497
...but I feel as though I need it.
847
00:50:25,939 --> 00:50:27,236
Yeah.
848
00:50:33,213 --> 00:50:36,011
Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.
849
00:50:36,183 --> 00:50:39,277
- You wanna lay off that vodka.
- Shut up, Arch.
850
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,978
Everything all right?
- No, it fucking ain't all right.
851
00:50:42,155 --> 00:50:44,749
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.
852
00:50:44,925 --> 00:50:46,392
Painting?
853
00:50:47,027 --> 00:50:49,689
- That is a bit of a problem.
- You should've seen his eyes.
854
00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:52,991
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.
855
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,935
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.
856
00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:59,932
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.
857
00:51:00,107 --> 00:51:01,131
You're small-time.
858
00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,208
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.
859
00:51:03,376 --> 00:51:07,176
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.
860
00:51:07,347 --> 00:51:10,009
I run this town. You got that?
861
00:51:10,183 --> 00:51:11,707
Me.
862
00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:16,050
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...
863
00:51:16,223 --> 00:51:20,057
...because I'll tear his fucking arm off.
864
00:51:21,094 --> 00:51:24,086
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?
865
00:51:24,464 --> 00:51:26,432
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.
866
00:51:28,902 --> 00:51:31,063
How about that?
867
00:51:31,238 --> 00:51:34,036
Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm.
868
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:37,476
How did that go under the radar?
869
00:51:38,145 --> 00:51:39,305
Why doesn't anybody know?
870
00:51:39,479 --> 00:51:42,073
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?
871
00:51:42,249 --> 00:51:45,082
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?
872
00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:47,113
I know what.
873
00:51:47,287 --> 00:51:51,053
We better give
that man something, anything.
874
00:51:51,224 --> 00:51:54,955
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.
875
00:51:55,128 --> 00:51:59,030
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.
876
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:06,695
Who are you?
877
00:52:07,674 --> 00:52:09,665
My name's Cookie.
878
00:52:10,177 --> 00:52:11,303
You must be with Stella.
879
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,042
No, we're the SWAT team.
880
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:15,413
Well, you better get swatting.
881
00:52:20,153 --> 00:52:21,643
This is gonna be a scream.
882
00:52:21,822 --> 00:52:23,153
Tallyho.
883
00:52:23,323 --> 00:52:25,587
Fred, get them in.
Come here.
884
00:52:25,759 --> 00:52:28,853
Why me?
- Because you look like one of them.
885
00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:32,094
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.
886
00:52:32,265 --> 00:52:33,664
Follow me, boys.
887
00:52:39,706 --> 00:52:42,197
So who the man?
888
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:45,071
- Cookie, I think that's your cue.
Who's got the gear?
889
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,974
Think I'll have a little dance first.
890
00:52:47,147 --> 00:52:50,241
- Fred, you fancy it?
Yeah, go on.
891
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,611
Look at the girls.
892
00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:00,958
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?
893
00:53:01,394 --> 00:53:04,261
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.
894
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,160
I thought I was gonna be locked up.
895
00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,130
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.
896
00:53:08,535 --> 00:53:11,663
- Do you fucking mind?
- Of course I fucking mind, Bob.
897
00:53:12,072 --> 00:53:14,472
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...
898
00:53:14,641 --> 00:53:16,666
...that's our little secret, all right?
899
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,204
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.
900
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:23,679
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...
901
00:53:25,852 --> 00:53:28,650
- Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
Hi.
902
00:53:28,822 --> 00:53:30,619
- Fuck...
- Help yourselves to drinks.
903
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,223
Okay, definitely, yeah.
904
00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:36,692
- Go that way.
- She's nice.
905
00:53:36,863 --> 00:53:38,296
Go that way.
906
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,736
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?
907
00:53:45,672 --> 00:53:47,139
All right.
908
00:53:49,242 --> 00:53:50,800
Drink?
909
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:53,172
- Dance?
- You're a dancer?
910
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,809
Am I a dancer?
911
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:58,212
Shall we set the record straight?
912
00:53:58,385 --> 00:54:02,481
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.
913
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:06,956
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.
914
00:54:10,463 --> 00:54:12,192
You're not joining me?
915
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:14,598
Sure.
916
00:54:14,768 --> 00:54:16,668
I like to dance.
917
00:54:33,653 --> 00:54:34,745
No.
918
00:54:34,921 --> 00:54:37,617
I'm Bertie. It's my party.
919
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:39,418
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?
920
00:54:39,592 --> 00:54:41,958
Stella says you're dangerous.
921
00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:44,887
I am dangerous.
922
00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:05,275
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?
923
00:55:05,452 --> 00:55:06,476
No.
924
00:55:07,153 --> 00:55:08,415
He is the Wild Bunch.
925
00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:25,100
- I know all about your type.
- Oh, yeah?
926
00:55:25,271 --> 00:55:27,739
- How's that, then?
- I'm a criminal lawyer.
927
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:31,399
And I know a secret
about your part of town.
928
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,273
What's that, then, Bertie?
929
00:55:33,446 --> 00:55:36,142
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.
930
00:55:37,517 --> 00:55:39,246
What's his name?
931
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,649
You have to pay for secrets.
932
00:55:41,821 --> 00:55:44,688
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?
933
00:55:46,192 --> 00:55:47,659
What's your price?
934
00:55:47,827 --> 00:55:52,526
And remember, I am dangerous.
935
00:55:52,699 --> 00:55:55,759
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.
936
00:55:59,973 --> 00:56:02,305
See that man sitting on the sofa?
937
00:56:02,475 --> 00:56:04,534
Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
- Yeah.
938
00:56:04,711 --> 00:56:06,838
- It's a bit hard to miss him.
- Do me a favor.
939
00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:10,107
- Go and chat him up, will you?
- Fuck off, who do you think I am?
940
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:13,616
No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...
941
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,015
...in our part of town.
942
00:56:15,188 --> 00:56:16,849
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.
943
00:56:17,023 --> 00:56:19,423
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?
944
00:56:21,161 --> 00:56:22,822
Mm-hm.
945
00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:28,157
- Hey.
- How you doing?
946
00:56:28,334 --> 00:56:29,358
All right.
947
00:56:29,536 --> 00:56:31,868
- So we got another job on again.
- Yeah?
948
00:56:32,038 --> 00:56:33,164
Same one as before.
949
00:56:33,339 --> 00:56:36,672
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.
950
00:56:36,843 --> 00:56:38,504
I hear you have a secret.
951
00:56:38,678 --> 00:56:40,873
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.
952
00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:43,015
I don't want to talk about work.
953
00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:48,052
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.
954
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,089
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you...
955
00:56:51,257 --> 00:56:53,691
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.
956
00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:57,819
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.
957
00:56:58,198 --> 00:57:00,826
- I'm happy for you, Cookie.
- Yeah.
958
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:10,541
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.
959
00:57:10,710 --> 00:57:14,874
My, my, not just a pretty face.
960
00:57:15,615 --> 00:57:17,606
How'd you know
about those sort of things?
961
00:57:18,118 --> 00:57:19,415
Give me your mobile.
962
00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,181
- What?
- You heard me.
963
00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:22,878
Do as you're told.
964
00:57:26,659 --> 00:57:28,058
Ooh.
965
00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:30,586
That's nice.
966
00:57:32,465 --> 00:57:37,994
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.
967
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,172
All I need is some paperwork.
968
00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:49,940
Wait up, sing-along.
969
00:57:51,818 --> 00:57:53,547
Where's the rush?
970
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,880
All right.
971
00:57:55,255 --> 00:57:57,485
- What's wrong?
- Get that Archy on the phone.
972
00:57:57,657 --> 00:57:59,591
- I think we got a problem.
- What?
973
00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:02,023
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?
974
00:58:02,195 --> 00:58:04,254
- Eleven thousand, three hundred...
- All right.
975
00:58:04,430 --> 00:58:06,261
Go out there
and see what's going down.
976
00:58:16,709 --> 00:58:19,769
You, what do you think
you're doing?
977
00:58:19,946 --> 00:58:21,846
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.
978
00:58:22,015 --> 00:58:23,448
Go home, wasters.
979
00:58:23,616 --> 00:58:27,313
- It costs money to get in here.
- Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.
980
00:58:27,487 --> 00:58:28,920
Mr. Archy.
981
00:58:29,622 --> 00:58:32,022
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.
982
00:58:32,192 --> 00:58:35,286
- And I'm interested?
- We got a band on-stage right now.
983
00:58:35,461 --> 00:58:36,689
- Find him.
- I understand.
984
00:58:36,863 --> 00:58:40,162
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?
985
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,561
Run along, junkies.
986
00:58:41,734 --> 00:58:44,328
Oi, lookie but no touchy.
987
00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:46,471
Get off of him, you slag.
988
00:58:46,639 --> 00:58:49,301
He is absolute class.
989
00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:56,876
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.
990
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,757
Leave it, John. I'm happy.
991
00:59:04,924 --> 00:59:07,893
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?
992
00:59:08,061 --> 00:59:11,189
- I'll fucking show him happy.
- Oh, no.
993
00:59:23,576 --> 00:59:24,873
Fancy some more talent, boy?
994
00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:28,440
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?
995
00:59:28,615 --> 00:59:32,312
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.
996
01:00:22,635 --> 01:00:24,227
Night, night.
997
01:00:25,672 --> 01:00:27,196
- Fucking mutt.
Look at this, man.
998
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,240
- It's a damn revolution going on outside.
- No shit.
999
01:00:30,410 --> 01:00:34,039
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.
1000
01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,545
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.
1001
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:47,056
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.
1002
01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:48,887
And they won't know the difference.
1003
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,963
And then Bob's our driver, and...
1004
01:00:52,131 --> 01:00:54,759
- I don't wanna use Bob.
- What?
1005
01:00:54,934 --> 01:00:56,902
- I don't want to use Bob.
- He's our driver.
1006
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,368
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.
1007
01:00:59,539 --> 01:01:00,904
No.
1008
01:01:01,507 --> 01:01:03,407
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?
1009
01:01:07,313 --> 01:01:12,148
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.
1010
01:01:12,318 --> 01:01:14,650
What's that, then? That he's a poof?
1011
01:01:15,688 --> 01:01:19,124
- How the fuck did you know that?
- Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.
1012
01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:22,921
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.
1013
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,996
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.
1014
01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:26,995
What the fuck are you talking about?
1015
01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:31,633
- Did he make a pass at you?
- Yes, he fucking did.
1016
01:01:31,804 --> 01:01:33,396
So, what's the problem?
1017
01:01:33,573 --> 01:01:36,269
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.
1018
01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:39,536
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.
1019
01:01:40,046 --> 01:01:41,809
And I won't tell the chaps.
1020
01:01:44,183 --> 01:01:46,879
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?
1021
01:01:48,054 --> 01:01:50,045
So, what did you do? Did you suck his...?
1022
01:01:50,223 --> 01:01:52,191
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?
1023
01:01:53,359 --> 01:01:56,260
What the fuck is going on here?
1024
01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:57,961
What? Did you suck his...?
1025
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,292
- You must have touched him.
- No.
1026
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,990
Hold on.
1027
01:02:04,203 --> 01:02:06,535
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?
1028
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,542
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.
1029
01:02:14,881 --> 01:02:16,143
Was it a slow dance?
1030
01:02:24,957 --> 01:02:26,822
What has he done to me?
1031
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:30,326
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.
1032
01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:34,128
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...
1033
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,860
...when you was doing a two-stretch?
1034
01:02:37,036 --> 01:02:39,436
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.
1035
01:02:39,605 --> 01:02:41,038
No, it was Bob.
1036
01:02:41,207 --> 01:02:45,769
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.
1037
01:02:45,945 --> 01:02:50,541
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.
1038
01:02:53,786 --> 01:02:55,981
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.
1039
01:02:56,155 --> 01:03:00,319
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...
1040
01:03:00,493 --> 01:03:02,222
...I'd think about it.
1041
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,060
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?
1042
01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:13,437
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think?"
1043
01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:18,434
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.
1044
01:03:18,811 --> 01:03:20,472
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?
1045
01:03:20,646 --> 01:03:22,079
Treacles, would you mind?
1046
01:03:22,248 --> 01:03:24,409
On your toes. Five minutes.
1047
01:03:29,822 --> 01:03:31,346
Hey.
1048
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,485
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.
1049
01:03:36,696 --> 01:03:39,324
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he...?
1050
01:03:39,499 --> 01:03:43,492
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.
1051
01:03:43,936 --> 01:03:47,303
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.
1052
01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:49,941
Come on, show our boy a little love.
1053
01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:56,073
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?
1054
01:03:56,749 --> 01:04:01,448
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.
1055
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,715
Might sound like a hair salon...
1056
01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:06,859
...but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.
1057
01:04:07,393 --> 01:04:13,764
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...
1058
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:18,430
...sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.
1059
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,630
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.
1060
01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:24,168
I've been there, and I've done that.
1061
01:04:24,343 --> 01:04:27,176
He has been here, and he has done that.
1062
01:04:27,346 --> 01:04:31,476
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.
1063
01:04:31,651 --> 01:04:33,744
And I did it all with Johnny.
1064
01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:35,983
I love that man.
1065
01:04:36,155 --> 01:04:38,282
He's what you call class.
1066
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:40,789
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.
1067
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,829
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.
1068
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,163
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...
1069
01:04:51,337 --> 01:04:55,330
...that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.
1070
01:04:55,942 --> 01:04:57,910
Silly world, isn't it?
1071
01:04:59,845 --> 01:05:03,440
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.
1072
01:05:03,616 --> 01:05:06,813
He has to travel far and wide.
1073
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,283
But do leave me your number.
1074
01:05:08,454 --> 01:05:12,754
And if the dead feels like calling...
1075
01:05:13,259 --> 01:05:15,386
...you'll be the first to know.
1076
01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,642
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.
1077
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:17,339
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.
1078
01:07:17,516 --> 01:07:20,485
And then Archy goes and loses the key.
1079
01:07:20,653 --> 01:07:22,245
Don't you, Arch?
1080
01:07:23,923 --> 01:07:27,154
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...
1081
01:07:27,326 --> 01:07:31,490
...and if there's any chance
of having the money...
1082
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,763
Where the fuck has he gone, then?
1083
01:07:40,506 --> 01:07:44,033
I don't know. But I don't think
he was too impressed with that story, Len.
1084
01:07:45,678 --> 01:07:48,374
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.
1085
01:07:48,547 --> 01:07:50,481
I think we're being set up.
1086
01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:53,516
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.
1087
01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:55,513
I can smell it with my sniffer.
1088
01:07:59,058 --> 01:08:01,185
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.
1089
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,227
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.
1090
01:08:10,769 --> 01:08:12,828
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.
1091
01:08:13,005 --> 01:08:14,870
Adjourn the meeting.
1092
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,757
Oh, my God, you're a mess.
1093
01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:36,320
There you go.
1094
01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:41,331
Are you all right?
1095
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,435
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.
1096
01:08:46,839 --> 01:08:52,106
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.
1097
01:08:52,544 --> 01:08:54,068
Thank you.
1098
01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:03,651
So you don't wanna know
what happened?
1099
01:09:24,476 --> 01:09:26,467
Put it, put it. Cut it.
1100
01:09:29,181 --> 01:09:30,944
I know what happened.
1101
01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:42,583
Don't go in there.
Mumbles.
1102
01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:44,953
Mace him.
1103
01:09:45,464 --> 01:09:46,795
Hollandaise?
1104
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,660
I see you ordered already.
1105
01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:50,301
You were late.
1106
01:09:50,869 --> 01:09:52,268
The bastard's gonna hit me.
1107
01:09:53,172 --> 01:09:55,037
Mace him, Mumbles.
What?
1108
01:09:55,207 --> 01:09:56,640
Not me, you idiot.
What?
1109
01:09:56,809 --> 01:09:58,333
I can't move my...
- What?
1110
01:10:09,721 --> 01:10:11,746
This way, this way, this way.
1111
01:10:17,396 --> 01:10:19,387
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?
1112
01:10:25,838 --> 01:10:27,499
Precautions?
1113
01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:37,081
Did you see that?
What happened?
1114
01:10:37,249 --> 01:10:38,648
God.
1115
01:10:39,551 --> 01:10:41,644
Well, it's your job, isn't it?
1116
01:10:55,634 --> 01:10:57,966
What are these guys made of?
1117
01:10:59,905 --> 01:11:01,202
I didn't realize.
1118
01:11:01,373 --> 01:11:03,238
Realize?
1119
01:11:03,408 --> 01:11:05,171
You didn't realize that they had guns?
1120
01:11:06,879 --> 01:11:09,541
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.
1121
01:11:10,415 --> 01:11:12,576
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.
1122
01:11:15,654 --> 01:11:16,678
Please, stay down.
1123
01:11:19,691 --> 01:11:21,352
Just fuck off.
1124
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,805
Get out of the fucking way now.
1125
01:11:50,155 --> 01:11:51,554
You know what, darling?
1126
01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:56,092
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?
1127
01:12:00,332 --> 01:12:02,027
Fucking hell.
1128
01:12:06,138 --> 01:12:07,799
Shit.
1129
01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:10,002
Hold up.
1130
01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:13,602
Oh, my...
1131
01:12:20,085 --> 01:12:21,450
Oh, fucking hell.
1132
01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:29,659
Abandon ship.
1133
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,521
Run for your lives.
1134
01:13:30,822 --> 01:13:33,313
Come on. Come on.
1135
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:38,329
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.
1136
01:15:26,972 --> 01:15:28,530
Goodbye, sweetheart.
1137
01:15:28,707 --> 01:15:30,504
You're way too dangerous for me.
1138
01:15:35,747 --> 01:15:38,375
- Did I overdo it with the limp?
- No, the limp was good.
1139
01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,415
She's a wild one.
1140
01:15:40,585 --> 01:15:42,849
She likes you, boy-o.
1141
01:15:43,221 --> 01:15:44,950
Rather her than you, Bob.
1142
01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,204
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.
1143
01:16:01,373 --> 01:16:03,807
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.
1144
01:16:03,975 --> 01:16:05,135
Oh, there he is.
1145
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,642
Oi, Councillor.
1146
01:16:08,079 --> 01:16:09,603
Councillor.
1147
01:16:09,781 --> 01:16:10,839
I'll see you at lunch.
1148
01:16:11,016 --> 01:16:13,382
Something wrong with your telephone?
1149
01:16:13,552 --> 01:16:15,577
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?
1150
01:16:15,754 --> 01:16:19,417
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...
1151
01:16:19,591 --> 01:16:24,358
...no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.
1152
01:16:25,297 --> 01:16:27,288
So, what's going on?
1153
01:16:27,466 --> 01:16:29,127
Step in here.
1154
01:16:31,236 --> 01:16:32,533
I can't do it.
1155
01:16:32,704 --> 01:16:36,196
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.
1156
01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,205
They wouldn't give permission to build.
1157
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,071
Don't give me that shit.
1158
01:16:40,245 --> 01:16:42,372
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...
1159
01:16:42,547 --> 01:16:44,276
...this city said they'd never build.
1160
01:16:44,449 --> 01:16:48,044
How did that happen? The termites
got together for a building party, did they?
1161
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:51,480
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.
1162
01:16:51,656 --> 01:16:52,918
Backhanders like mine.
1163
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,719
Lenny's good for the money,
Councillor. He always has been.
1164
01:16:56,895 --> 01:16:59,523
- So don't go getting cold feet.
- I can't do it this time.
1165
01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:01,757
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.
1166
01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:03,195
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.
1167
01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:07,429
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...
1168
01:17:07,606 --> 01:17:09,699
...or I'll drown you in it.
1169
01:17:10,275 --> 01:17:12,106
You feel that, do you, Councillor?
1170
01:17:12,577 --> 01:17:15,307
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?
1171
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:20,042
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.
1172
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,243
I own these bollocks.
1173
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:27,084
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.
1174
01:17:27,259 --> 01:17:28,726
Now, get it done.
1175
01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,403
Pedro?
1176
01:17:47,045 --> 01:17:48,808
Come back here.
1177
01:17:51,950 --> 01:17:54,851
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?
1178
01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:59,250
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.
1179
01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:00,891
You've gotta give it back, John.
1180
01:18:01,059 --> 01:18:04,085
People are looking for it, bad people.
1181
01:18:04,696 --> 01:18:07,529
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.
1182
01:18:07,699 --> 01:18:11,692
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.
1183
01:18:11,870 --> 01:18:13,804
- You know why?
- No. Why?
1184
01:18:14,906 --> 01:18:16,498
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.
1185
01:18:17,342 --> 01:18:19,333
I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.
1186
01:18:19,511 --> 01:18:21,638
- You can trust me on that.
URl: Good.
1187
01:18:22,013 --> 01:18:24,573
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.
1188
01:18:24,749 --> 01:18:26,478
That's a bit of me. That is...
1189
01:18:26,651 --> 01:18:28,846
URl:
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?
1190
01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:31,284
Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.
1191
01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:33,424
But I don't understand it.
1192
01:18:33,592 --> 01:18:34,889
There's no one here.
1193
01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:38,154
URl: That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.
1194
01:18:38,330 --> 01:18:40,525
We are not going to be disturbed.
1195
01:18:44,169 --> 01:18:48,162
Victor, please, come to join us.
1196
01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:59,414
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks
on the end of the piano?
1197
01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:02,646
Yes.
1198
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:06,814
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.
1199
01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:11,490
URl:
What are we going to do, Lenny?
1200
01:19:12,163 --> 01:19:15,564
Every time I am about
to make my payment...
1201
01:19:17,702 --> 01:19:19,670
...something dishonest happens.
1202
01:19:21,606 --> 01:19:23,574
You wouldn't know anything, would you?
1203
01:19:23,742 --> 01:19:28,202
You will notice that one of your personalities
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.
1204
01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:31,816
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.
1205
01:19:31,983 --> 01:19:35,146
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.
1206
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,814
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.
1207
01:19:39,991 --> 01:19:41,925
And that, Pete, is a lie.
1208
01:19:42,093 --> 01:19:44,687
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?
1209
01:19:45,163 --> 01:19:46,960
I'm not trying.
1210
01:19:47,632 --> 01:19:49,691
I am saying something.
1211
01:19:53,471 --> 01:19:57,737
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.
1212
01:19:57,909 --> 01:20:00,707
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...
1213
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:05,839
...that these neat little soldiers of death,
are, in fact, trying to kill you.
1214
01:20:06,017 --> 01:20:08,884
And that, Pete, is the truth.
1215
01:20:09,854 --> 01:20:13,483
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.
1216
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,461
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.
1217
01:20:20,131 --> 01:20:25,933
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.
1218
01:20:26,104 --> 01:20:29,267
This is my land. It's my fucking show.
1219
01:20:29,441 --> 01:20:30,931
I run this town.
1220
01:20:31,109 --> 01:20:32,633
Ah! Fuck!
1221
01:20:32,811 --> 01:20:35,143
Ah! God! Ah!
1222
01:20:45,724 --> 01:20:48,989
That that starts sweet ends bitter.
1223
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,754
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.
1224
01:20:52,797 --> 01:20:54,765
URl:
I have to go now, Lenny.
1225
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,369
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.
1226
01:20:58,837 --> 01:21:01,169
URl:
This, as you know, is the ninth hole.
1227
01:21:01,706 --> 01:21:04,698
And it's a long crawl back to your car.
1228
01:21:05,477 --> 01:21:11,438
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.
1229
01:21:11,883 --> 01:21:14,010
URl:
I want it back.
1230
01:21:14,185 --> 01:21:16,016
Do you hear me?
1231
01:21:16,988 --> 01:21:20,549
- Yes, yes, oh, God.
URl: Times change.
1232
01:21:21,426 --> 01:21:23,018
Goodbye, Lenny.
1233
01:21:25,697 --> 01:21:30,134
That is why you and I love the drugs...
1234
01:21:30,301 --> 01:21:34,965
...and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.
1235
01:21:42,514 --> 01:21:45,813
Now, please, pass me a light.
1236
01:21:47,786 --> 01:21:51,654
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.
1237
01:21:56,261 --> 01:21:58,252
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.
1238
01:21:58,429 --> 01:21:59,987
I don't want your sort in here.
1239
01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:01,598
Get up out of here. Fuck off.
1240
01:22:01,766 --> 01:22:03,734
- Go piss off out the door.
Get off.
1241
01:22:03,902 --> 01:22:05,927
- Go on, fuck off.
I'll buy this place.
1242
01:22:06,538 --> 01:22:08,233
Fuck off, you junkie.
1243
01:22:08,406 --> 01:22:11,204
- You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
- Stay out and fuck off.
1244
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,698
Ooh.
1245
01:22:14,779 --> 01:22:16,371
Is that you, Bertie?
1246
01:22:16,548 --> 01:22:18,516
What's happening about that drink?
1247
01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:21,015
What's happening about that paperwork?
1248
01:22:21,653 --> 01:22:25,214
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.
1249
01:22:25,557 --> 01:22:28,025
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.
1250
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,558
Text you the address.
1251
01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:34,664
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.
1252
01:22:39,771 --> 01:22:42,035
You are scary good at that.
1253
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,665
- Do you miss it?
- Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.
1254
01:22:45,844 --> 01:22:49,041
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.
1255
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,546
And drop me off on the way, huh?
1256
01:22:52,283 --> 01:22:54,945
I'm going back to bed.
1257
01:22:55,386 --> 01:22:57,013
Can I come?
1258
01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,457
- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?
1259
01:23:05,630 --> 01:23:07,825
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.
1260
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:13,628
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.
1261
01:23:14,038 --> 01:23:16,268
Like the drink and the sparrow.
1262
01:23:16,441 --> 01:23:19,933
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.
1263
01:23:20,979 --> 01:23:23,971
You know, like the Christian saint.
1264
01:23:24,616 --> 01:23:29,246
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.
1265
01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:33,489
Come on, John. We know you.
1266
01:23:33,658 --> 01:23:35,421
We're big fans.
1267
01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:40,462
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.
1268
01:23:41,633 --> 01:23:45,865
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.
1269
01:23:49,908 --> 01:23:53,173
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?
1270
01:23:54,245 --> 01:23:57,180
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.
1271
01:23:57,715 --> 01:24:00,513
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?
1272
01:24:00,685 --> 01:24:04,519
Conference, kazi, now.
1273
01:24:11,396 --> 01:24:13,956
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.
1274
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:16,794
Next time, you're on your own.
1275
01:24:16,968 --> 01:24:18,333
I'm sorry.
1276
01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:21,495
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.
1277
01:24:21,673 --> 01:24:23,971
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?
1278
01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:27,839
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.
1279
01:24:28,012 --> 01:24:31,641
- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.
1280
01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:35,650
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.
1281
01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,651
Meeting adjourned.
1282
01:24:41,359 --> 01:24:43,384
You've scared them off, sing-along.
1283
01:24:43,561 --> 01:24:46,359
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.
1284
01:24:46,531 --> 01:24:48,999
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.
1285
01:24:52,603 --> 01:24:54,230
Pete, where's the painting?
1286
01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,340
Good shot. Good shot.
1287
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,607
It's the werewolf brothers.
1288
01:25:01,779 --> 01:25:04,043
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?
1289
01:25:04,716 --> 01:25:07,446
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.
1290
01:25:13,891 --> 01:25:16,655
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...
1291
01:25:16,828 --> 01:25:20,730
...of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.
1292
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,024
I'll have it. How much?
1293
01:25:23,334 --> 01:25:26,269
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.
1294
01:25:26,437 --> 01:25:29,031
I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it.
1295
01:25:30,141 --> 01:25:32,871
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.
1296
01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:34,739
Is it?
1297
01:25:35,847 --> 01:25:37,838
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.
1298
01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,776
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.
1299
01:25:41,953 --> 01:25:43,978
Come on, me man. Hey.
1300
01:25:48,493 --> 01:25:50,927
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.
1301
01:25:51,095 --> 01:25:52,858
You owe me, Arch.
- Oh, yeah?
1302
01:25:53,031 --> 01:25:56,762
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.
1303
01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:57,958
Mr. Darcy.
1304
01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:01,238
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?
1305
01:26:16,721 --> 01:26:20,282
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting.
1306
01:26:21,959 --> 01:26:23,256
Love, Cookie. "
1307
01:26:27,565 --> 01:26:29,931
- Hello?
- It's me.
1308
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,302
- Who's me?
- Me.
1309
01:26:33,805 --> 01:26:35,033
Ah.
1310
01:26:35,506 --> 01:26:37,133
Well, what do you want?
1311
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,274
You.
1312
01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:41,339
Oh.
1313
01:26:42,213 --> 01:26:44,078
Well, you better come in, then.
1314
01:27:08,873 --> 01:27:11,068
- Yup?
We found out about our informer.
1315
01:27:11,242 --> 01:27:13,073
I've got it in my hand right now.
1316
01:27:13,244 --> 01:27:17,408
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.
1317
01:27:17,582 --> 01:27:21,382
- All of them, including mine.
- Well, who is it, then?
1318
01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:26,517
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?
1319
01:27:27,258 --> 01:27:30,227
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.
1320
01:27:30,695 --> 01:27:32,560
They never use their real name.
1321
01:27:32,730 --> 01:27:35,824
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?
1322
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,365
All right.
1323
01:27:40,771 --> 01:27:43,171
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?
1324
01:27:45,776 --> 01:27:47,676
Look at you, huh? Good as new.
1325
01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:51,611
I have to go now.
1326
01:27:52,316 --> 01:27:56,548
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?
1327
01:27:56,721 --> 01:27:58,814
A bit of the old salsa?
1328
01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:02,884
I'll take you up on that.
1329
01:28:03,794 --> 01:28:06,490
- Oh, I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.
1330
01:28:06,664 --> 01:28:10,327
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.
1331
01:28:16,474 --> 01:28:18,169
So you like it?
1332
01:28:19,644 --> 01:28:22,875
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.
1333
01:28:25,783 --> 01:28:27,148
Oh...
1334
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:32,317
- What's happened, Len?
- Well, they broke my leg in four places.
1335
01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:34,321
Didn't you hear?
1336
01:28:35,193 --> 01:28:38,094
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.
1337
01:28:38,729 --> 01:28:40,663
What do you want me to do?
1338
01:28:41,933 --> 01:28:45,733
Well, I need that painting, Arch.
1339
01:28:45,903 --> 01:28:49,634
- I need it real bad.
- I'll get that for you, don't you worry.
1340
01:28:49,807 --> 01:28:52,571
- I think I can do better than that.
- What?
1341
01:28:52,743 --> 01:28:56,076
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.
1342
01:28:56,247 --> 01:28:59,546
- Well, who?
- You know them.
1343
01:28:59,884 --> 01:29:03,149
- You don't like them either.
- I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.
1344
01:29:03,321 --> 01:29:04,788
Who is it?
1345
01:29:06,524 --> 01:29:08,082
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.
1346
01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:19,156
So why did you call, Johnny?
Sorry, Johnny's not here.
1347
01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:21,321
But the pipe is.
1348
01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,900
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.
1349
01:30:25,069 --> 01:30:28,300
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?
1350
01:30:28,472 --> 01:30:33,603
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.
1351
01:30:34,045 --> 01:30:35,535
Shut down a few of our venues.
1352
01:30:35,713 --> 01:30:40,343
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.
1353
01:30:42,820 --> 01:30:46,586
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.
1354
01:30:47,591 --> 01:30:50,219
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.
1355
01:30:52,229 --> 01:30:55,426
Now, Johnny will come quietly...
1356
01:30:55,599 --> 01:31:00,263
...but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.
1357
01:31:01,238 --> 01:31:02,762
Buy us both a cup of tea.
1358
01:31:03,374 --> 01:31:06,400
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.
1359
01:32:28,692 --> 01:32:30,421
Is this a bad time, One Two?
1360
01:32:35,933 --> 01:32:38,333
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.
1361
01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:47,776
You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?
1362
01:32:47,945 --> 01:32:50,209
Bandy, come here.
1363
01:32:55,853 --> 01:32:58,754
- You been drinking?
- No, Mr. Cole.
1364
01:33:00,591 --> 01:33:04,527
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.
1365
01:33:08,232 --> 01:33:10,097
Hello, Len, it's me.
Archy.
1366
01:33:10,267 --> 01:33:12,861
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.
1367
01:33:13,037 --> 01:33:14,129
Get over here.
1368
01:33:14,305 --> 01:33:16,364
- Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
- Good.
1369
01:33:20,277 --> 01:33:21,835
Hold on.
1370
01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:29,183
- Who's there?
- One Two, it's us.
1371
01:33:29,353 --> 01:33:30,980
Come up.
1372
01:33:32,957 --> 01:33:35,448
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.
1373
01:33:35,626 --> 01:33:38,151
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.
1374
01:33:38,329 --> 01:33:42,322
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.
1375
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:45,799
- Hello?
- Archy, we got your boy.
1376
01:33:45,970 --> 01:33:47,733
What's left of him.
1377
01:33:47,905 --> 01:33:50,669
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.
1378
01:33:53,544 --> 01:33:55,068
Uri.
1379
01:34:11,362 --> 01:34:13,296
Da, Uri, I'm sorry.
1380
01:34:13,464 --> 01:34:16,558
- But I still don't like it.
- I don't care what you like, Victor.
1381
01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:19,066
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.
1382
01:34:19,236 --> 01:34:22,399
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.
1383
01:34:22,573 --> 01:34:25,098
God knows how much
this one will cost us.
1384
01:34:25,276 --> 01:34:27,176
Victor, you're so cheap.
1385
01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:34,846
Can I come in?
1386
01:34:35,886 --> 01:34:40,255
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.
1387
01:34:42,092 --> 01:34:43,525
A token of my appreciation.
1388
01:34:45,129 --> 01:34:46,357
What's this for?
1389
01:34:46,797 --> 01:34:51,234
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...
1390
01:34:51,402 --> 01:34:54,565
...and I value much more
than just your service.
1391
01:34:54,738 --> 01:34:57,206
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.
1392
01:34:59,109 --> 01:35:02,135
I would like to ask you
something personal.
1393
01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,477
Would you marry me?
1394
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:16,017
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.
1395
01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,760
Just to think about it.
1396
01:35:21,265 --> 01:35:22,857
Well, sure. Of course.
1397
01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,561
Sorry.
1398
01:35:28,939 --> 01:35:30,930
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.
1399
01:35:34,645 --> 01:35:36,738
A very nice painting.
1400
01:35:38,115 --> 01:35:39,912
How long have you had it?
1401
01:35:40,517 --> 01:35:43,008
Years. Do you like it?
1402
01:35:45,556 --> 01:35:49,856
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?
1403
01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,225
Victor, please come to join us.
1404
01:36:05,042 --> 01:36:07,636
Hello, Arch.
1405
01:36:07,911 --> 01:36:10,539
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.
1406
01:36:10,714 --> 01:36:13,012
What is it today? The rack?
1407
01:36:13,183 --> 01:36:17,142
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?
1408
01:36:17,321 --> 01:36:19,915
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.
1409
01:36:21,592 --> 01:36:23,617
You're looking a bit down.
1410
01:36:23,794 --> 01:36:26,695
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?
1411
01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:30,231
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.
1412
01:36:30,668 --> 01:36:33,535
- Watch your mouth, John.
- Look at him, boys.
1413
01:36:34,538 --> 01:36:36,529
Scary, ain't he?
1414
01:36:36,707 --> 01:36:39,198
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.
1415
01:36:39,376 --> 01:36:41,435
It eats away at his soul...
1416
01:36:41,612 --> 01:36:45,981
...and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.
1417
01:36:47,151 --> 01:36:52,145
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?
1418
01:37:02,966 --> 01:37:04,831
Hello, Archy.
1419
01:37:05,636 --> 01:37:07,866
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.
1420
01:37:08,038 --> 01:37:11,235
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.
1421
01:37:11,408 --> 01:37:15,139
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.
1422
01:37:15,312 --> 01:37:18,247
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.
1423
01:37:20,517 --> 01:37:21,711
Give us your money.
1424
01:37:21,885 --> 01:37:24,479
Give us that, in the car.
1425
01:37:33,664 --> 01:37:35,154
Be good boys...
1426
01:37:36,033 --> 01:37:38,831
...because you never know
who's watching.
1427
01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:48,610
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?
1428
01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,142
Anyone famous?
1429
01:37:57,254 --> 01:37:59,347
Handsome Bob.
1430
01:38:00,791 --> 01:38:03,726
Mumbles, One Two.
1431
01:38:05,295 --> 01:38:09,061
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.
1432
01:38:09,233 --> 01:38:11,929
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.
1433
01:38:12,102 --> 01:38:17,005
- Stiff goose in your step.
- Shut it, or you will get hurt.
1434
01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:20,533
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.
1435
01:38:22,412 --> 01:38:24,277
You shut it.
1436
01:38:24,448 --> 01:38:28,475
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.
1437
01:38:28,852 --> 01:38:32,788
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.
1438
01:38:33,690 --> 01:38:35,487
Get out.
1439
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:39,527
- Roll them out.
- Daddy.
1440
01:38:40,731 --> 01:38:43,131
Nice wheels.
1441
01:38:45,002 --> 01:38:46,731
Sorry about the painting.
1442
01:38:46,904 --> 01:38:49,998
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.
1443
01:38:50,607 --> 01:38:51,631
So it's gone now.
1444
01:38:51,809 --> 01:38:54,607
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.
1445
01:38:54,778 --> 01:38:57,269
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.
1446
01:38:59,716 --> 01:39:04,119
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?
1447
01:39:07,524 --> 01:39:10,755
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.
1448
01:39:11,195 --> 01:39:14,130
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.
1449
01:39:14,965 --> 01:39:17,331
But that wasn't enough for you.
1450
01:39:17,501 --> 01:39:20,561
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...
1451
01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:22,602
...and a house full of nutters.
1452
01:39:22,773 --> 01:39:27,836
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.
1453
01:39:28,412 --> 01:39:29,936
Why?
1454
01:39:31,415 --> 01:39:34,782
Because you're poison, John, that's why.
1455
01:39:37,254 --> 01:39:38,721
What can I say?
1456
01:39:38,889 --> 01:39:42,052
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.
1457
01:39:42,226 --> 01:39:45,024
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.
1458
01:39:45,195 --> 01:39:46,492
Archy, get him out of here.
1459
01:39:48,031 --> 01:39:49,862
I've had enough of him.
1460
01:39:50,033 --> 01:39:52,797
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.
1461
01:39:54,638 --> 01:39:57,732
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.
1462
01:39:57,908 --> 01:40:01,571
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.
1463
01:40:02,212 --> 01:40:06,444
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.
1464
01:40:06,617 --> 01:40:09,677
And it was all going so well.
1465
01:40:10,420 --> 01:40:11,910
Except for Archy.
1466
01:40:13,590 --> 01:40:14,818
Had to ruin the day.
1467
01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,787
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.
1468
01:40:21,164 --> 01:40:24,099
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.
1469
01:40:24,268 --> 01:40:26,361
Whoa, fuck!
1470
01:40:26,536 --> 01:40:30,996
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.
1471
01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:32,435
Now, give us that.
1472
01:40:33,377 --> 01:40:35,845
That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?
1473
01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:39,104
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.
1474
01:40:39,283 --> 01:40:41,615
- Danny, come here.
You're only 6 feet away.
1475
01:40:41,785 --> 01:40:43,047
Come here.
1476
01:40:45,088 --> 01:40:48,353
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?
1477
01:40:48,525 --> 01:40:50,720
Get rid of him.
1478
01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:58,860
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...
1479
01:40:59,036 --> 01:41:03,564
...but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...
1480
01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:06,538
...if you don't tell me where my...
1481
01:41:06,710 --> 01:41:08,234
Hey, Archy.
1482
01:41:09,813 --> 01:41:11,212
The address is in my jacket.
1483
01:41:11,381 --> 01:41:13,815
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.
1484
01:41:22,492 --> 01:41:24,255
What does it say?
1485
01:41:33,737 --> 01:41:36,035
You want to know what it says, Len?
1486
01:41:38,642 --> 01:41:43,909
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.
1487
01:41:44,681 --> 01:41:46,911
Because every time an informer...
1488
01:41:47,084 --> 01:41:50,884
...finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter...
1489
01:41:51,054 --> 01:41:55,047
- stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency...
1490
01:41:55,225 --> 01:41:56,590
- of that informer.
1491
01:41:56,760 --> 01:42:00,196
And if that informer
provides adequate information...
1492
01:42:00,364 --> 01:42:05,063
...then that dog of dogs
is magically released.
1493
01:42:05,235 --> 01:42:07,863
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.
1494
01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:09,767
And it comes with a very good alibi.
1495
01:42:10,674 --> 01:42:13,507
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...
1496
01:42:13,677 --> 01:42:15,577
...and we'll get them the long sentences.
1497
01:42:15,746 --> 01:42:18,613
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.
1498
01:42:18,782 --> 01:42:22,912
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.
1499
01:42:23,887 --> 01:42:24,911
Trusted throughout.
1500
01:42:25,088 --> 01:42:27,955
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...
1501
01:42:28,125 --> 01:42:30,093
...comes in the form
of a very exclusive...
1502
01:42:30,260 --> 01:42:33,093
...and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.
1503
01:42:33,263 --> 01:42:37,131
As in deposition or handlers sheet.
1504
01:42:38,235 --> 01:42:40,499
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.
1505
01:42:40,670 --> 01:42:42,103
What name do you like?
1506
01:42:42,272 --> 01:42:43,569
- Johnny?
- Tommy?
1507
01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:46,231
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.
1508
01:42:46,410 --> 01:42:49,277
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.
1509
01:42:49,913 --> 01:42:51,107
And I always wondered...
1510
01:42:51,281 --> 01:42:54,273
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?
1511
01:42:55,185 --> 01:42:56,447
Nothing to do with you.
1512
01:42:56,620 --> 01:42:59,145
What name do you like the sound of?
I like Sidney.
1513
01:42:59,689 --> 01:43:01,020
I like the sound of that.
1514
01:43:01,191 --> 01:43:04,183
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.
1515
01:43:04,361 --> 01:43:06,795
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
1516
01:43:06,963 --> 01:43:08,760
No, they're setting me up, Archy.
1517
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:14,536
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.
1518
01:43:15,605 --> 01:43:17,835
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.
1519
01:43:19,576 --> 01:43:21,806
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.
1520
01:43:22,079 --> 01:43:24,343
No need to worry just yet, fellas.
1521
01:43:24,514 --> 01:43:27,483
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.
1522
01:43:27,884 --> 01:43:30,478
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...
1523
01:43:30,654 --> 01:43:32,884
...and that's too much like hard work.
1524
01:43:33,390 --> 01:43:37,326
In about two minutes from now,
when we're all walking along happily...
1525
01:43:37,494 --> 01:43:41,191
...Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.
1526
01:43:44,134 --> 01:43:46,534
Then one in the throat just to be sure.
1527
01:43:48,138 --> 01:43:50,402
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.
1528
01:43:50,574 --> 01:43:52,405
You're just gonna end up as witnesses.
1529
01:43:54,344 --> 01:43:56,642
Once they've "dealt" with us...
1530
01:43:57,848 --> 01:44:00,749
...they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...
1531
01:44:00,917 --> 01:44:03,909
...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.
1532
01:44:04,087 --> 01:44:07,022
I can let your imagination fill in the rest.
1533
01:44:09,392 --> 01:44:11,860
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.
1534
01:44:13,196 --> 01:44:14,754
Because he knows that you know.
1535
01:44:14,931 --> 01:44:19,061
So he's gonna fire.
1536
01:44:37,821 --> 01:44:40,847
Mickey, pass me the gun.
1537
01:44:41,024 --> 01:44:43,857
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.
1538
01:44:44,027 --> 01:44:47,292
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.
1539
01:44:59,576 --> 01:45:01,237
May I please have some help, fellas?
1540
01:45:06,683 --> 01:45:08,082
Put your fucking hands up.
1541
01:45:18,161 --> 01:45:20,789
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?
1542
01:45:29,739 --> 01:45:31,673
Make the deal, come on.
1543
01:45:31,841 --> 01:45:35,368
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?
1544
01:45:38,448 --> 01:45:41,076
Michael Finny, 10 years.
1545
01:45:42,385 --> 01:45:43,784
Fred the Head.
- Fred the Head.
1546
01:45:43,954 --> 01:45:46,514
Give him a five,
for a bank job he's about to pull.
1547
01:45:46,690 --> 01:45:49,181
Here's the time and here's the place.
1548
01:45:49,359 --> 01:45:51,327
Frazier Nash, 15 years.
1549
01:45:51,494 --> 01:45:54,486
One Two, just a two-stretch
to calm the flash fucker down.
1550
01:45:55,365 --> 01:45:58,994
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.
1551
01:45:59,169 --> 01:46:01,694
Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
so give him a three.
1552
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:04,805
Byron Dexter, eight years.
1553
01:46:04,975 --> 01:46:07,466
The Jew twins, 14 years.
1554
01:46:09,012 --> 01:46:12,345
The Jew twins, 14 years.
1555
01:46:12,515 --> 01:46:18,044
Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.
1556
01:46:18,655 --> 01:46:19,849
Four years for Archy.
1557
01:46:21,124 --> 01:46:25,788
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.
1558
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:41,199
There is no spring without a winter.
1559
01:46:41,478 --> 01:46:44,072
No life without death.
1560
01:46:44,414 --> 01:46:46,678
And the demise of Lenny
has blown a new season...
1561
01:46:46,850 --> 01:46:49,512
...into the lungs of young Johnny.
1562
01:46:51,821 --> 01:46:55,757
Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
1563
01:46:58,561 --> 01:47:02,429
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.
1564
01:47:06,102 --> 01:47:07,228
You feeling better?
1565
01:47:08,405 --> 01:47:11,499
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.
1566
01:47:12,342 --> 01:47:16,039
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.
1567
01:47:16,212 --> 01:47:17,611
All but these little bastards.
1568
01:47:19,649 --> 01:47:21,082
Come on, give us a cuddle.
1569
01:47:22,986 --> 01:47:24,749
Welcome home.
1570
01:47:26,156 --> 01:47:29,455
- Give us your money, Arch.
- No, I can do better than that.
1571
01:47:29,626 --> 01:47:33,027
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.
1572
01:47:33,196 --> 01:47:35,596
What, you got me another coffin?
1573
01:47:38,201 --> 01:47:40,431
Goodbye, cruel world.
1574
01:47:43,206 --> 01:47:47,074
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.
1575
01:47:47,477 --> 01:47:50,378
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.
1576
01:47:50,714 --> 01:47:52,545
Now, that must've been expensive.
1577
01:47:53,416 --> 01:47:57,250
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.
1578
01:47:59,656 --> 01:48:01,749
I see your music's back in the charts.
1579
01:48:01,925 --> 01:48:03,825
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.
1580
01:48:03,993 --> 01:48:05,551
Why, what you gonna be now, John?
1581
01:48:06,863 --> 01:48:08,831
You wanna watch out...
1582
01:48:10,100 --> 01:48:12,432
...because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.
1583
01:48:12,602 --> 01:48:17,096
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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