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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:31,940 People ask a question. 2 00:00:33,516 --> 00:00:35,814 What's a RocknRolla? 3 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:41,682 And I tell them it's not about drums, drugs and hospital drips. 4 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,348 Oh, no. 5 00:00:43,526 --> 00:00:46,188 There's more there than that, my friend. 6 00:00:46,563 --> 00:00:49,031 We all like a bit of the good life. 7 00:00:49,199 --> 00:00:50,666 Some, the money. 8 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,665 Some, the drugs. 9 00:00:52,836 --> 00:00:57,569 Others the sex game, the glamour or the fame. 10 00:00:57,741 --> 00:01:02,144 But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. 11 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,711 Why? 12 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:09,318 Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot. 13 00:01:45,388 --> 00:01:48,789 My name's Archy, formerly known as Archibald. 14 00:01:48,958 --> 00:01:51,222 I work for a man called Lenny Cole. 15 00:01:51,394 --> 00:01:55,455 And Lenny Cole has the keys to the back door of this booming city. 16 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:58,192 Let me give you an example of how Lenny works his magic. 17 00:01:59,002 --> 00:02:02,631 Two years ago, this property cost 1 million pounds. 18 00:02:02,806 --> 00:02:05,036 Today, it costs 5 million. 19 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,300 How did this happen? 20 00:02:06,476 --> 00:02:09,377 Attractive tax opportunities for foreign investment... 21 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,709 ...restrictive building consent and massive hedge-fund bonuses. 22 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:13,906 London, my good man... 23 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:17,211 ...is fast becoming the financial and cultural capital of the world. 24 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,184 London is on the rise. 25 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:22,791 Property value has gone one way: up. 26 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:26,827 And this has left the natives struggling to keep a foothold in the property ladder. 27 00:02:26,996 --> 00:02:28,759 I can't teach you how to skin a cat... 28 00:02:28,932 --> 00:02:31,924 ...but I can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. 29 00:02:32,101 --> 00:02:34,467 Like he said, it's going one way. 30 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:36,127 You need to see a lawyer. 31 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,973 We do need to see a lawyer. 32 00:02:39,142 --> 00:02:41,633 Well, it looks like a great deal. 33 00:02:42,278 --> 00:02:43,404 These are the plans. 34 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,606 It'll cost 10, and it'll be worth 20 with planning. 35 00:02:46,783 --> 00:02:49,047 But, first, you gotta give the Councillor a drink. 36 00:02:49,219 --> 00:02:52,017 Same deal as before. I'll tell them they've got the planning. 37 00:02:52,188 --> 00:02:53,985 Thank you, Councillor. 38 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:56,120 You'll get the planning. 39 00:02:56,292 --> 00:03:00,092 Take care of the Councillor, and it'll move like shit through a goose. 40 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,288 We need help. 41 00:03:02,465 --> 00:03:03,523 Lenny Cole. 42 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,065 Dog number one. 43 00:03:05,235 --> 00:03:07,601 Bet he moves fast and likes bricks and mortar. 44 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,603 I do move fast, and I love bricks and mortar. 45 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,240 Property's always a safe bet... 46 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:15,536 ...but you gotta know what you're doing, this ain't soft money. 47 00:03:15,712 --> 00:03:18,112 Because of these boys' criminal records... 48 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,476 ...the bank won't lend them the money they need. 49 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,174 Enter Mr. Lenny Cole... 50 00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:25,651 ...London's money-loaning and fast-moving property magician. 51 00:03:25,822 --> 00:03:27,619 Don't let me down, boys. 52 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,280 Come on, give me your hand. 53 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,019 And this is where he waves his black magic wand. 54 00:03:32,195 --> 00:03:34,720 Can't talk now, but there's been a problem. 55 00:03:34,898 --> 00:03:36,331 I can't get you the planning. 56 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,698 Sorry, boys, can't get the planning. 57 00:03:39,869 --> 00:03:42,429 Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise. 58 00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:44,402 Because they don't wanna owe Lenny. 59 00:03:44,574 --> 00:03:45,973 He can't get the planning. 60 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,632 That's right, sweetheart. 61 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:48,868 Can't get the planning? 62 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:50,512 You've been fucked. 63 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,080 What do you mean you can't get the fucking planning? 64 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:54,773 You owe me. 65 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:58,682 Right, I get the building, you lose your share... 66 00:03:58,855 --> 00:04:01,323 ...and I'm still out of pocket two large ones. 67 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,220 Find it. 68 00:04:03,593 --> 00:04:06,528 They know they'll have to pay Lenny before the month is out. 69 00:04:06,696 --> 00:04:11,326 Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life very, very uncomfortable. 70 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,729 We better find it. 71 00:04:12,902 --> 00:04:15,700 What they don't know is that Lenny controls the councilors... 72 00:04:15,872 --> 00:04:17,271 ...the judges and the lawyers. 73 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,568 No planning permission will be given until Lenny wants it. 74 00:04:20,743 --> 00:04:23,473 And now that he owns the building, he wants the permission. 75 00:04:23,646 --> 00:04:25,511 Hello, Councillor? 76 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:27,573 Yeah. 77 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:31,918 Yeah, I hear you got that car you wanted. 78 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:33,582 You're very generous, Len. 79 00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:36,190 Right, now, sort that planning out, will you? 80 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,218 - Sorted, Lenny. - Good. 81 00:04:43,666 --> 00:04:45,964 What's wrong with you, Archy? 82 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:48,603 Was that not a bit strong, Len? 83 00:04:49,138 --> 00:04:52,198 They come from the same place as you. You're gonna clean them out. 84 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,865 The same place as me? 85 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:56,375 Do I look like a fucking immigrant? 86 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,207 No one gave me a leg up. 87 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:02,340 They need a little bit of fear, otherwise, they'll come up against me. 88 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:05,249 They need a little lesson, don't they? 89 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:08,879 And that is an example of how Lenny works. 90 00:05:16,599 --> 00:05:19,363 Now, today is Lenny's big day. 91 00:05:19,535 --> 00:05:20,627 He's hit the big time... 92 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:24,671 ...because a new Russian billionaire desires Lenny's property contacts. 93 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:27,708 He wants planning permission where the law won't allow. 94 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:29,276 Lenny Cole is here. 95 00:05:29,445 --> 00:05:31,140 Lenny will come through... 96 00:05:31,314 --> 00:05:34,442 ...but he will rape that Russian for every ruble he can get. 97 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:35,879 Nice to see you, Uri. 98 00:05:36,052 --> 00:05:38,748 Good. Come and take a seat. 99 00:05:39,288 --> 00:05:42,883 Excuse me if I am hasty, but I have a busy day. 100 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:45,027 - Oh, that's all right. - Sit. 101 00:05:46,963 --> 00:05:50,831 I can see we are very much alike, you and I, Lenny. 102 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,434 We like to get things done. 103 00:05:54,404 --> 00:05:55,837 What's it going to cost me? 104 00:05:56,339 --> 00:06:00,969 First, let me make it clear exactly how we can help you benefit from this deal. 105 00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:03,339 Without me, you'd be waiting five to 10 years... 106 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:06,414 ...before you got permission to erect your arena. 107 00:06:06,582 --> 00:06:08,846 Secondly, with British law as it so stands... 108 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:11,213 Lenny, how much? 109 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,390 Seven million euros. 110 00:06:21,064 --> 00:06:26,195 I expect the guarantee that I have consent within six months and no red tape. 111 00:06:26,369 --> 00:06:27,666 Oh, you got it. 112 00:06:27,837 --> 00:06:28,997 Consider it done. 113 00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:32,502 - Drink? - Yeah. 114 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:39,344 That's a nice painting, Uri. 115 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,813 It's got depth, you know. 116 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,452 That picture has brought me nothing but luck, Lenny. 117 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,644 It's my lucky picture. 118 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,449 - Yeah? - Yeah. 119 00:06:47,857 --> 00:06:48,983 You like? 120 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,750 Yeah. 121 00:06:51,227 --> 00:06:53,195 Take it for a while. 122 00:06:53,362 --> 00:06:54,659 Maybe it will give you luck. 123 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,664 Oh, no, Uri, I... You know, I couldn't. 124 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,268 We are partners now, I insist. 125 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:02,836 I will get it sent around to your house. 126 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,372 You can give it back to me when our deal's finalized. 127 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:07,668 Hm? 128 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,411 Well, I thought you lot drank vodka. 129 00:07:11,581 --> 00:07:13,879 Whiskey is the new vodka. 130 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:15,608 You're not joining me? 131 00:07:15,785 --> 00:07:17,582 I don't drink. 132 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:23,351 - Cheers. - Cheers. 133 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,794 - You all right, Len? - Yeah. 134 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:37,269 Because you're looking a bit pink. 135 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:41,236 Get us some water and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo? 136 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,809 Right away, Len. 137 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:45,971 He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack. 138 00:07:46,315 --> 00:07:49,011 Look, stop messing about, just give me the bottle. 139 00:07:49,185 --> 00:07:50,777 Sorry, Len. 140 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:52,443 How is the billionaires club? 141 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:56,481 Well, I tell you what, this Communism didn't slow him down, did it? 142 00:07:56,659 --> 00:07:58,752 I'll tell you what, Arch. 143 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:01,560 We've hit the big time here. 144 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:05,627 Well, what's wrong? Where's the famous Archy smile? 145 00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:09,362 You gotta watch yourself with this lot. I mean, times are changing. 146 00:08:09,539 --> 00:08:12,372 - They ain't no respecters of the old school. - Oh, bollocks. 147 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:16,308 There's no school like the old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster. 148 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:18,208 That's why he come to me. 149 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:19,871 Got it? 150 00:08:20,783 --> 00:08:22,580 Yeah, got it. 151 00:08:26,289 --> 00:08:28,757 You think you should have lent him your lucky picture? 152 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,291 It makes the peasant feel royal. 153 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:34,554 Don't spoil it, we need him at the moment. 154 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:36,228 I want that consent. 155 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,799 Call the accountant and get her to clear the money. 156 00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:42,699 If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones to grease Lenny's contacts... 157 00:08:42,872 --> 00:08:44,362 ...he's gonna need it in cash. 158 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:47,668 And for that, he needs his personal accountant. 159 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:52,577 Meet the very gifted and the financially creative Stella. 160 00:08:52,748 --> 00:08:54,045 You know why you get deals? 161 00:08:54,217 --> 00:08:57,550 Because those sad, fat, old men like it when you swear at them. 162 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,188 They shake like cocktails and sweat like Semtex... 163 00:09:00,356 --> 00:09:02,449 ...when you raise that posh, little voice. 164 00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:06,291 You, my love, are a rare commodity. 165 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,662 Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile. 166 00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:12,232 I don't feel like smiling. 167 00:09:12,401 --> 00:09:15,734 I'm a 30-year-old accountant married to a homosexual lawyer. 168 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:19,440 I'm a beard without kids, Bertie. 169 00:09:19,609 --> 00:09:22,840 For a marriage of convenience, this can be quite inconvenient. 170 00:09:26,749 --> 00:09:28,614 Stella, we need to talk. 171 00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:30,547 Yes, she's right here. 172 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,085 It's Omovich. 173 00:09:32,255 --> 00:09:33,517 You sure he isn't gay? 174 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,589 But what the Russian doesn't know... 175 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:39,091 ...is that his accountant has got bored of the safe life... 176 00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:43,824 ...and is looking for excitement in all the wrong places. 177 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,265 Welcome to the Speeler. 178 00:09:47,436 --> 00:09:50,894 This hot little house of crime is home to a particularly nefarious group... 179 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:54,099 ...of individuals known locally as the Wild Bunch. 180 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:56,837 There's no way you're gonna get a five, understand, Bob? 181 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,880 - They've got nothing on you, son. - What are you talking about? 182 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:02,677 Fred, they've got a grass. They've got an informer. 183 00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:06,749 Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary. Got more information than the Internet. 184 00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:09,288 All right, ladies. Cookie, how you doing, son? 185 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,550 Cookie, do you want in? 186 00:10:10,726 --> 00:10:14,127 I did promise the twins I'd take them fishing, but fuck it. 187 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:18,393 - Throw us in for a quick spin. - Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word? 188 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,268 No. 189 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:24,631 Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while. 190 00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:25,831 Coming, dear. 191 00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:29,603 But in the world of crime, there's always coincidence. 192 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:32,339 And the very men she needs to fuel her thrills... 193 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:35,416 ...are the very men that owe Lenny two large ones. 194 00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:37,347 What's happening? 195 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,920 You know that lady, the posh pup? 196 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:42,080 The one that likes a bit of the rough life? 197 00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:45,853 The little dangerous accountant. You haven't heard from her in a little while. 198 00:10:46,028 --> 00:10:48,053 - I know. - Well? 199 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,494 Well, she's offered us a bit of work, right? 200 00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:53,294 But, I mean, like, proper work. 201 00:10:54,837 --> 00:11:00,241 Now, normally, I would just turn her down, but considering our current situation... 202 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,433 Let's have a meet. 203 00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:20,424 I've got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing. 204 00:11:20,863 --> 00:11:23,730 Is that what they call humor where you come from? 205 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,665 Is that what they call art where you come from? 206 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:32,103 You are quite the entertainer, Mr. One Two. 207 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,469 And you're also late. 208 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:37,640 Please, don't be late. 209 00:11:45,054 --> 00:11:47,454 I've got some work, thought you might be interested. 210 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,352 Go on. 211 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:53,856 There are two accountants taking out 7 million euros from a bank I know. 212 00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:56,327 And it won't be protected. 213 00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,763 Twenty percent for me, as normal. 214 00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:00,925 The details are in here. 215 00:12:01,771 --> 00:12:03,568 Anything else? 216 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:04,763 Yeah. 217 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:08,842 I don't want this coming back to me, so you could give them a black eye. 218 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,740 It might help. 219 00:12:11,347 --> 00:12:14,373 Just a black eye, nothing more. 220 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:18,212 Very well, Mrs. Baxter. 221 00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:20,355 A black eye it is, then. 222 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,153 Nice shoes, by the way. 223 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,853 Thank you. 224 00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:33,195 You'll be able to afford a pair of your own in a couple of days. 225 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:43,668 "Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid, is missing, presumed dead yesterday... 226 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,872 ...when he fell from the side of a yacht thought to be owned... 227 00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:50,450 ...by a prominent high-street fashion magnate. " 228 00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:53,922 Sorry, I don't know what to say. 229 00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:58,423 Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people with him in his hot little crack pipe. 230 00:13:01,897 --> 00:13:05,924 We will never mention this again, all right, Arch? 231 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:12,303 Look, tell the Councillor to stop fucking about... 232 00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:15,603 ...with his little bat and balls and send him inside. 233 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,776 Oh, that is sensational, Councillor. 234 00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:24,515 Did you have lessons as a boy? 235 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,718 Fancy a cool down? 236 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,016 Bit of a chat with Lenny? 237 00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,920 - You know Jackie? - No. 238 00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:36,587 No, Archy, please, don't say anything. 239 00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:40,496 Don't you worry about her. She's a very good friend of mine. 240 00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,303 And a member. 241 00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:43,495 Oi, Jackie. 242 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,034 You fancy a runaround with the Councillor? 243 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,302 Only if he's wicked. 244 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,578 What does she mean by that? 245 00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:58,146 What would you like her to mean by that, Councillor? 246 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,790 Come on. 247 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,859 There we are, plans and papers. 248 00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:09,555 When you're in bed with Len, he likes to sweeten a cash deal. 249 00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,996 Would you like a cigar? 250 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,826 I don't mind if I do. 251 00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:19,942 He wants you sitting in the front row with a new car sitting in your driveway. 252 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,738 Len's skill lies in his ability to know where your back needs scratching. 253 00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,040 That's a nice lighter. 254 00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:30,342 Eight grand they wanted for it, the greedy toads. 255 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,077 And I paid it. 256 00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,653 You know why? 257 00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:35,585 Tell me, Lenny. 258 00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,625 It's all about the details. 259 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,159 Is our little deal in there too? 260 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,796 Look at Lenny. 261 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,800 Fucking playing with himself, he's so proud. 262 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,302 He only paid a hundred pounds for that lighter... 263 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,270 ...he's making the Councillor sweat like he stole it himself. 264 00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,239 I wouldn't forget about that. 265 00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:56,975 The important things first. 266 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,048 You got to hand it to Len, because he ain't half a naughty bastard. 267 00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:02,945 I'll leave that with you. 268 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:06,554 Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours with a right rotten tart... 269 00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,587 Can't stay here chewing the fat all day. 270 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,452 Man's got a living to make. 271 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,218 I'll phone you in tomorrow. 272 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,158 and he'll be in there like swimwear. 273 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,092 Take care of him, Jackie. 274 00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:20,099 Lenny, you forgot your lighter. 275 00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:21,661 No, it can't be mine. 276 00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:25,167 It's got your name on it. 277 00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:28,500 All right. 278 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,168 Nothing's gonna stop Lenny from his big Russian deal. 279 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,948 Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter. 280 00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,914 It was a nice touch, wasn't it? 281 00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:40,544 Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie. You give her another drink. 282 00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:42,620 Yeah, you're right. 283 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,555 He wouldn't give me his favorite painting, would he... 284 00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:47,992 ...if he didn't mean business? 285 00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:53,533 Yeah, I've took it off the easel, and I've put it on the wall. 286 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,363 Yeah, it looks mag... 287 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,027 Archy, I've been... Fuck. 288 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,298 Oh, fuck. 289 00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,032 Archy? 290 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,643 Archy, I've been robbed. 291 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,244 What? 292 00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,205 Hello? 293 00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:08,841 I said, I've been robbed. 294 00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:11,452 Yeah... I don't know when. 295 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,644 It's the painting. 296 00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,988 Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me. 297 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:19,988 All right, loaned, for fuck's sake. 298 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:25,396 Archy, this is not good. 299 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,797 That's his favorite painting. 300 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,803 His lucky painting. 301 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,039 Yeah, all right. 302 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,609 Come around here and bring the troops. 303 00:16:37,046 --> 00:16:38,035 Yeah. 304 00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,841 Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear. 305 00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,076 When Lenny's wheels come off, he's no good to anyone. 306 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,244 Now, he's gonna stick it straight on my lap. 307 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,290 And Archy is gonna have to go to work. 308 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,819 Where was it, Len? 309 00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,965 Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark, shall we, Bandy? 310 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:06,334 Archy, slap him, send him to school because I can't take no more of this. 311 00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:07,770 Now, you sort this out. 312 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:13,347 Get that painting back, bring me a body, because I'm going to back to bed. 313 00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:22,786 Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question like that again, you see Danny there? 314 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,982 He's gonna slap you. 315 00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:27,327 I'm sorry, Arch. I was just trying to use initiative. 316 00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:29,259 Danny, slap him. 317 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,162 With the right, Danny, properly. 318 00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:40,541 No, no, no, come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand. 319 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,872 - What is this, a tennis match, Arch? Slap him. 320 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,349 Oh, for fuck... 321 00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:53,685 Like this. 322 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:56,881 Now, if you can master a slap like that... 323 00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,823 ...there's no need for your clients to hold back. 324 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,590 They will open up like a fountain full of words. 325 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,691 No need for strong violence, no, no. 326 00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,736 They're transported back to their childhood. 327 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,571 Putty in your hands. 328 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,469 Ask Bandy. 329 00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,869 Look, thinks he's back at school. 330 00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:18,543 But he never went to school, Arch. 331 00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:22,712 You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh? 332 00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:27,348 Now, if the slap don't work, you cut them or you pay them... 333 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,185 ...but keep your receipts because this ain't the Mafia. 334 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,987 Now, get out there, look for the painting. 335 00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:47,907 - Hello. - Hi. 336 00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,100 Bye. 337 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,213 If you just put the bags in the car, close the door, walk away. 338 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,574 Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told. 339 00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:59,209 Put the bags in the car, walk away and keep smiling. 340 00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:02,757 Sorry, is this a robbery? 341 00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,592 Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off. 342 00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:07,154 Thank you. 343 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,497 - Very good, Mr. One Two. - Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles. 344 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,538 Yeah, give me the keys. 345 00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:28,012 Thanks. 346 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,852 Yeah, very funny. 347 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:44,821 Oi. 348 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,834 Where's reverse? 349 00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,563 You have to lift up the knob under the... 350 00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,207 - Gear stick. - Ah. 351 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,436 Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off. 352 00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:20,027 I know an electrician that could copy one of those for you. 353 00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:24,495 Might take him a couple of minutes, mind. 354 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,571 Welcome to the nouveau riche, Mr. One Two. 355 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,069 Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter. 356 00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,475 Mm, tr๏ฟฝs chic. 357 00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:40,277 It's a little bit heavier than it looks on a calculator, isn't it? 358 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,851 I see you didn't think much of the black eye. 359 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,618 I would like to have obliged. 360 00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:49,491 But from a professional point of view, just didn't seem natural. 361 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,567 - Mm. - Until the next time? 362 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,398 Maybe. 363 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:12,611 URl: The development has been underway for four years... 364 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:16,315 ...and will be completed within another two. 365 00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,055 The area covers 12 acres... 366 00:21:19,227 --> 00:21:22,253 ...and it will become one of London's premier residences. 367 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,365 Excuse me, gentlemen. 368 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,833 What is it? 369 00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:57,622 Victor, Victor. 370 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,338 - Yo, Archy. One Two. 371 00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,141 Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch. 372 00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:15,408 What, you got all of it? 373 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,315 Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor, so come get it before it melts my boots. 374 00:22:19,488 --> 00:22:20,819 I'll come down to Speeler. 375 00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:23,419 Hold on. 376 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,288 Gotta go, got another call. Len? 377 00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:29,157 Archy, the Russian didn't come through with the money. 378 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:31,526 Don't worry about that, the Councillor can wait. 379 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,031 I got some good news for you. 380 00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:35,999 One Two and Co. have come through with the scratch. 381 00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:38,568 - What, all of it? - So they say. 382 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,264 Where'd they get that from, then? 383 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,535 No idea. Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies. 384 00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,975 Listen, all I gotta do now is find your painting. 385 00:22:45,147 --> 00:22:46,546 Yeah, well, make sure you do find it. 386 00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,908 Oh, look, I've gotta go. There's another call. 387 00:22:50,085 --> 00:22:51,074 Hello? 388 00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:53,721 I have all my people waiting, Lenny. You can't let me down. 389 00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:56,722 It's a delay. That's all, Councillor, just a delay. 390 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,351 Well, get back to me soon. 391 00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:01,257 Yeah, of course. 392 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,195 Wanker. 393 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,834 I shook your hand, I've nicked your rings. You didn't know that, did you? 394 00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:11,602 Yes, that's right. 395 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:17,040 - I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50. Gary. 396 00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:19,137 See you. 397 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,440 Hello, Archy. Hello. 398 00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,207 Come over here. 399 00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:25,181 Hello, Arch. What brings you down here? 400 00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:26,547 What do you want, tickets? 401 00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:28,348 I want the Tank. 402 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,981 Right. Well, you won't see him on the cobbles, not this time of night. 403 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,756 He don't like the cold, see? He's at the end of that street there. 404 00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:39,366 Tank runs the biggest ticket-tout organization... 405 00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:40,865 ...in the West End of London. 406 00:23:41,036 --> 00:23:44,494 He knows more about what moves on the streets than the rats themselves. 407 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,905 Tank is a fortified world of disgusting information. 408 00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,671 A word. - Hello, Arch, what are you doing here? 409 00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,711 I need a word. 410 00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:55,850 Don't stand out there on the cobbles. 411 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,041 Step into my world. 412 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,490 Well, perhaps the birds and the... 413 00:24:06,661 --> 00:24:08,561 Great movie this, Arch. 414 00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:10,630 They've had it redone. 415 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,968 Glorious picture. 416 00:24:14,402 --> 00:24:17,633 And the sound, well, it's exquisite. 417 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,198 Could you turn it down a bit so we could have a word? 418 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,809 Oh, where are my manners? 419 00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:24,809 Sorry, Arch. What do you want, tickets? 420 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,710 Don't want tickets. I'm looking for a painting. 421 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,317 A classic painting, been nicked out of Lenny's house. 422 00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:34,182 You got more feet on the street than coppers on the beat, so I want you to help. 423 00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:38,122 I'll tell you what, I'll leave you a little livener. 424 00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:40,921 Here's a couple of large to get some tongues wagging. 425 00:24:43,698 --> 00:24:45,928 - Yeah. Master, are you Fred? 426 00:24:46,101 --> 00:24:47,329 It is Fred. 427 00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:49,766 For years, there's been a well-hidden informer... 428 00:24:49,938 --> 00:24:52,600 ...that's sent us all down at one point or another. 429 00:24:52,774 --> 00:24:56,574 And now Bob is looking at a five-stretch due to this grass. 430 00:24:57,812 --> 00:25:01,475 So, tell me, Handsome, your mom can't be very happy. 431 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:03,447 Not with you getting a five-stretch. 432 00:25:03,618 --> 00:25:06,086 Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah? 433 00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:09,589 I'm sorry, Bob. You know I don't mean to offend. 434 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,056 But what makes the situation worse... 435 00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:17,597 ...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat is still lurking somewhere among us. 436 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,791 Evening, gentlemen. 437 00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:22,994 Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely. 438 00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:25,537 Who gives a fuck what you think? 439 00:25:25,707 --> 00:25:27,641 Okay, gentlemen, let's go. 440 00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:32,773 First, my colleague Paul will be modeling the gray wolf. 441 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:36,346 I must apologize for my assistant's handicaps. 442 00:25:36,518 --> 00:25:40,386 He has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neck. 443 00:25:40,555 --> 00:25:42,819 I agree it doesn't seem the right time of year... 444 00:25:42,991 --> 00:25:46,620 ...to be acquiring a coat with such thermal efficiency. 445 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,422 It is the middle of fucking summer. 446 00:25:48,597 --> 00:25:51,327 However, Christmas is always around the corner. 447 00:25:51,499 --> 00:25:53,160 Where did you get these junkies, eh? 448 00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,927 What's this, a fucking double act? 449 00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:58,163 Get on with it, give us the price and then leave. 450 00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:01,737 All in good time, gentlemen, all in good time. 451 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:04,742 Next up, we have a very much sought-after affair... 452 00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:08,644 ...seen in very, very glossy magazines. 453 00:26:09,184 --> 00:26:13,814 Junkies, as any junkie will tell you, are not to be trusted. 454 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,516 They take what doesn't belong to them, not because they're thinking... 455 00:26:17,692 --> 00:26:19,159 ...but because they're junkies. 456 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,352 What? It's only fire. 457 00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:23,861 Selling stolen fur coats in the middle of summer... 458 00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:26,592 ...would not seem peculiar to the average junkie mind. 459 00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:31,072 The famous but rare black bear. 460 00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:35,240 Found in the dark mountains of Siberian Calcutta. 461 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:37,503 Get an eyeful of that stripe, gentlemen, eh? 462 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,978 Oh, have a look, it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it? 463 00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:46,718 And all of this could be yours for the staggeringly low... 464 00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:48,388 - Yeah, hello. It's Archy. 465 00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:50,251 - Hello, Arch, come up. - Open up. 466 00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:53,451 Come up, son. Right, you two, out of here, live-o. 467 00:26:53,628 --> 00:26:55,391 Come on, back door, fuck off. 468 00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:57,963 The Wild Bunch have had to put extra money on top... 469 00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:59,657 ...to ignite Lenny's contacts. 470 00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:02,428 And maybe, just maybe, Lenny's magic wand... 471 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:06,802 ...can make Bob's legal paperwork mysteriously disappear. 472 00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:08,499 You all right, Fred? 473 00:27:08,677 --> 00:27:09,905 Arch. 474 00:27:10,078 --> 00:27:11,238 Mumbles. 475 00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:12,937 Arch. 476 00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,579 - Bob. Yeah, Archy. 477 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,978 One Two. 478 00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,642 Arch. 479 00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:21,055 I see you brought your biggest gorilla with you. 480 00:27:22,757 --> 00:27:24,725 That's very unkind. 481 00:27:25,593 --> 00:27:27,618 You wanna be careful, One Two. 482 00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:30,629 You don't wanna catch another cold, do you? 483 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:35,029 Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred. 484 00:27:35,203 --> 00:27:36,227 Everything all right? 485 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,395 It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold. 486 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,006 Good. 487 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,905 So come on, where is it? 488 00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:47,640 What, can't you smell it? 489 00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:49,643 No, I can't. 490 00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,819 Look at that, we could make a team. 491 00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:01,223 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch? 492 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,231 Oh, by the way, this is for you. 493 00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:07,095 You buy yourself a new pair of football boots or something. 494 00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,758 Really? 495 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,735 You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you? 496 00:28:12,807 --> 00:28:14,536 Good night, ladies. 497 00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:21,308 URl: They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat. 498 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,809 The day you buy it and the day you sell it. 499 00:28:25,587 --> 00:28:27,851 According to my figures, that sounds about right. 500 00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,455 What are you gonna do? 501 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,387 Beauty is a cruel mistress. 502 00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:33,288 I must remember that line. 503 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,951 Be my guest. 504 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,655 - Can I pour you a glass? - No. 505 00:28:37,832 --> 00:28:38,958 Thank you. 506 00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:41,225 You know, I like you. 507 00:28:42,937 --> 00:28:44,370 I like the way you are. 508 00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:48,407 Always thinking about business, very professional. 509 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,139 Well, that's what you pay me to be, isn't it? 510 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,977 Tell me about your husband. 511 00:28:56,384 --> 00:28:57,681 My husband is a lawyer. 512 00:28:57,852 --> 00:28:59,843 I hear he's very good at what he does. 513 00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:02,523 Maybe we can have some work for him. 514 00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:06,922 Tell me, what do you do for fun? 515 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,156 Have I offended you in some way? 516 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,735 As you said, I'm a professional, you're my employer. 517 00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:20,102 So as long as it stays that way, why would I be offended? 518 00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:25,377 You see, Victor? This is what I am talking about. 519 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,907 This is what I like about this country. 520 00:29:28,082 --> 00:29:29,276 They understand hierarchy. 521 00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:32,943 You do your job, I do mine, and everyone gets along. 522 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,580 Now, back to business. 523 00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:37,915 We have had security problems. 524 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,391 And to cut a long story short... 525 00:29:41,062 --> 00:29:44,589 ...I need another 7 million euros lost in the books. 526 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,034 Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do. 527 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,035 I could certainly cover some of that money... 528 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,230 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 529 00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:55,035 ...but even I can't hide 7 million from the tax man. 530 00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,339 But if you are so good... 531 00:29:58,513 --> 00:30:00,242 You devil. 532 00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:01,575 Let me think about it. 533 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,914 There are some options I've tried to leave open. 534 00:30:07,088 --> 00:30:08,680 Thank you. 535 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:29,566 - Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up. - What have I got to cheer up about? 536 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,871 I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10 tomorrow night. 537 00:30:32,046 --> 00:30:36,415 Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay? So tonight is takeoff time. 538 00:30:37,018 --> 00:30:40,181 And we have got a party planned for you, my man. 539 00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:43,256 We got a couple of grams of hurry up and four Jack the Rippers. 540 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,119 We've got the Harris twins. 541 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:49,587 Probably the most expensive escort girls ever to have escorted. 542 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,527 Got the night off from the Russians... 543 00:30:51,699 --> 00:30:55,135 ...and they have been greased down just for the Bobski. 544 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,472 - Okay, well, I see that cheered you up. - It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just... 545 00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:07,271 What? It's just what? 546 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:09,441 You wouldn't understand. 547 00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,642 Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair. 548 00:31:11,819 --> 00:31:13,650 I'd understand anything coming from you. 549 00:31:16,558 --> 00:31:18,025 Would you? 550 00:31:18,993 --> 00:31:20,654 Bob, you're my best mate. 551 00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:27,863 You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two. 552 00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:30,303 Okay. 553 00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:32,802 I want you. 554 00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:46,344 Dirty bastard. 555 00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:53,188 You dirty bastard. 556 00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:58,191 Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them. 557 00:31:58,366 --> 00:32:00,926 I told you, you wouldn't understand. 558 00:32:01,102 --> 00:32:03,662 What, I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homo? 559 00:32:04,939 --> 00:32:05,997 You're Handsome Bob. 560 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,575 You're Handsome Bob, the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are. 561 00:32:09,744 --> 00:32:11,268 Do you hear me, Bob? 562 00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:14,677 I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my fucking cock. 563 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,612 I should have just kept my mouth shut. 564 00:32:16,784 --> 00:32:18,843 Right, you should have kept your mouth shut. 565 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,284 We should've just gone and done the strippers... 566 00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:23,083 ...like Handsome Bob would've done. 567 00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:25,589 You should drown the cat instead of letting it out. 568 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,752 No, no, not you. Not fag Bob. 569 00:32:46,314 --> 00:32:49,613 I am so sorry. 570 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,944 Well, I'm sorry. 571 00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:55,680 No, I'm sorry. 572 00:32:55,857 --> 00:32:57,916 - No, I'm sorry. - No, no, I'm sorry. 573 00:32:58,092 --> 00:33:00,788 No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right? 574 00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,192 I went over the top a bit. 575 00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:05,992 And it was a bit of a fucking surprise, Bob. 576 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,431 It was a bit of a broadside. 577 00:33:08,603 --> 00:33:10,264 It's fine. It's fine. 578 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:16,032 Five years, you know. 579 00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:19,339 I don't know if I can handle it. 580 00:33:24,218 --> 00:33:27,449 I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. 581 00:33:27,889 --> 00:33:31,985 I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay... 582 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,028 ...or whatever it is you call it, I don't know. 583 00:33:36,698 --> 00:33:40,429 I mean, there's gonna be plenty of your lot in there. 584 00:33:40,735 --> 00:33:42,703 You'll probably love it. 585 00:33:44,872 --> 00:33:46,863 Oh, God. 586 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,545 What...? 587 00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:56,545 What exactly is it that you? 588 00:33:57,485 --> 00:34:01,421 That you wanna do to me, then, Bob? 589 00:34:03,991 --> 00:34:05,856 Tank, come in. 590 00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:08,786 You want a drink? 591 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:12,558 No, thanks, Archy. Not till the sun's past the yard hour. 592 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:21,801 Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it? 593 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,802 Like that, Scandinavian pine posing as English oak. 594 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,880 Nice touch, that. 595 00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:29,846 Ooh. 596 00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:32,345 - Whistler. - Come again? 597 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,047 Nineteenth century, Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds. 598 00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:37,448 Is that right? 599 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:41,117 You know a man's cultured when he's got a Whistler on the wall. 600 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,822 Go on. 601 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:54,137 Now, you know why they call me Tank, don't you, Archy? 602 00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:56,538 It's because you're a dirty, big black bastard. 603 00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:59,373 Think tank, Arch. 604 00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:01,412 Nothing gets past the old think tank. 605 00:35:01,783 --> 00:35:03,307 Nothing. 606 00:35:04,285 --> 00:35:08,119 So I thought I'd fire a few questions into the right direction. 607 00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:12,191 Thought I'd come see you because it looks like I got news about your painting. 608 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,260 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 609 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:18,055 Right, let me tell you how this works. 610 00:35:18,232 --> 00:35:21,395 You're going in the drink, and I'm gonna have a cup of tea. 611 00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:25,027 Beneath your feet is the famous river Thames. 612 00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:28,441 I just hope for your sakes you can hold your breath... 613 00:35:28,609 --> 00:35:30,770 ...for as long as it takes my kettle to boil. 614 00:35:30,945 --> 00:35:34,540 After that, I'm gonna ask you a question, just one question. 615 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:36,410 You're gonna give me a name. 616 00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:37,915 And if it's the right name... 617 00:35:38,085 --> 00:35:41,145 ...I'm gonna send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. 618 00:35:41,322 --> 00:35:45,816 If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish. 619 00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:48,655 They're American, these crayfish. 620 00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:49,922 Big, hungry bastards. 621 00:35:50,097 --> 00:35:53,089 And like most things American, they've eaten the natives... 622 00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:56,168 ...but they've still got room for more. 623 00:35:56,337 --> 00:35:57,497 Show him one, Charlie. 624 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,043 All right, see you, enjoy. 625 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:08,044 No, no, no. They got money. 626 00:36:08,216 --> 00:36:10,241 They stole the fucking money. 627 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,080 I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you, please. 628 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,949 No, no, no. 629 00:36:15,122 --> 00:36:16,214 Oh, stop, stop. 630 00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:18,381 No, don't. 631 00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:21,995 The American crayfish was introduced in the '20s. 632 00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:24,495 A guest, if you like. 633 00:36:24,799 --> 00:36:28,860 And like most guests having a good time, they didn't wanna leave. 634 00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:30,503 Next 50 years... 635 00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:34,903 ...they consumed all the local crayfish, wiped them out. 636 00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:40,806 And then, they started eating each other. 637 00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,748 That's the thing about greed, Arch. 638 00:36:46,087 --> 00:36:48,112 It's blind. 639 00:36:50,224 --> 00:36:52,522 And it doesn't know when to stop. 640 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,020 That's why I'm here. 641 00:36:57,732 --> 00:36:59,563 To keep order. 642 00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:02,729 Danny, hose him down. 643 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:26,690 Right, who's got that painting? One name. 644 00:37:27,194 --> 00:37:28,684 Johnny. 645 00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:30,387 Johnny Quid. 646 00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:35,331 The singer from the group, the Quid Lickers. 647 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,801 This hasn't worked, has it? 648 00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:41,273 - How can a dead man sell you a painting? - No, he's not dead. 649 00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:45,105 He's not dead, he just tried selling us that painting and he changed his mind. 650 00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:48,214 - He's got, like, an obsession with it. - Oh, for fuck's sake. 651 00:37:48,382 --> 00:37:50,350 Archy, put him back in before I shoot him. 652 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,146 No, please, I know who he is. We went to school together. 653 00:37:53,321 --> 00:37:54,345 I wouldn't lie to you. 654 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,717 I don't lie. I've never lied in my life. 655 00:37:56,891 --> 00:37:59,189 Now, please just let me go. I don't wanna get... 656 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,627 Len, can I have a word? 657 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,961 I really wouldn't lie to you. 658 00:38:14,508 --> 00:38:17,602 - Your boy ain't dead, is he? - Don't you dare call him my boy. 659 00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:22,112 Oh, you know what I mean. Your ex's boy, your stepson. 660 00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,977 He had a set of keys to the house, didn't he? 661 00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:27,712 He just won't fucking die, that cockroach. 662 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:31,221 That junkie's seen more funerals than a fucking undertaker, he's poison. 663 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:35,419 I tell you, the next world war will have his name written all over it. 664 00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:39,690 Look, you go see... 665 00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:43,860 ...if you can find them two flash idiots that used to be his manager. 666 00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:45,869 What are they called? 667 00:38:46,474 --> 00:38:47,805 Greek and Minnie? 668 00:38:47,975 --> 00:38:50,307 - Roman and Mickey. - Yeah, whatever. 669 00:38:50,478 --> 00:38:54,505 Because if anybody can find that smoking crack pipe, they can. 670 00:38:54,782 --> 00:38:57,910 No, you're not listening to what I'm saying. That's exactly what I do. 671 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,918 The dry ice, Mickey. I need the fucking dry ice. 672 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,851 My show just doesn't work without it. 673 00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,286 Hold on a second. 674 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:07,154 If you would've asked me yesterday for dry ice... 675 00:39:07,328 --> 00:39:09,888 ...I would've got the driest ice the world could find... 676 00:39:10,064 --> 00:39:11,463 ...but you didn't ask me. 677 00:39:11,632 --> 00:39:14,624 You asked me for two cases of Johnnie Walker Black Label... 678 00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:17,828 ...and four ladies of the pole, and I got them for you, didn't I? 679 00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:19,370 Yes. 680 00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,303 Yes, you did, I do confess. 681 00:39:21,475 --> 00:39:27,436 But, Mickey, you are the manager, I'm the rocker. 682 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:31,107 You got on the hat. Why don't you just pull something out of it? 683 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:33,651 My hat is deep and full of magic. 684 00:39:33,821 --> 00:39:37,655 I got rabbits, handkerchiefs and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label. 685 00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:40,186 I got smoke machines, bubble machines... 686 00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:44,957 ...I even got love marines, and still the hat goes deeper. 687 00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:46,794 All right? 688 00:39:47,168 --> 00:39:49,636 But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice. 689 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,431 Okay. 690 00:39:51,772 --> 00:39:53,569 You made your point. 691 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:58,304 But tomorrow, might be quite nice to have some dry ice. 692 00:40:00,915 --> 00:40:02,883 - You read this? - What? 693 00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:06,417 "Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid fell off a boat," they said. 694 00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:09,317 "Missing, assumed dead," they say. 695 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,855 Our Johnny? 696 00:40:11,025 --> 00:40:14,984 How many rock stars by the name Johnny Quid do you think there are in the universe? 697 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,494 Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon. 698 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:20,156 He's no deader than them shoes you got on. 699 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:23,394 He'll be gearing himself up, happy as a clam in a fisherman's net. 700 00:40:23,571 --> 00:40:24,970 June, how dead is Johnny? 701 00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:27,664 If he's dead, that's the third time this year. 702 00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:30,706 Rockers like that never die. 703 00:40:33,314 --> 00:40:36,044 They just wither and give me pain. 704 00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:03,504 Now, listen to me, boy. Listen. 705 00:41:03,677 --> 00:41:06,544 I never did like you, neither did your real dad. 706 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:07,738 You're a reject. 707 00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:11,612 A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror that I inherited from your mom. 708 00:41:11,785 --> 00:41:14,549 But she ain't with us no more, so it's just you and me. 709 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,054 Now, next week, you're going back to school. 710 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:20,682 The most expensive fucking school in this country, I might add. 711 00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:22,726 And then you'll be gone for a whole term. 712 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:28,358 In the meantime, show some gratitude and keep the fucking music down. 713 00:42:17,685 --> 00:42:19,653 Go on, John. 714 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,481 Jog it on. 715 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,023 I can't, Pete. 716 00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:27,153 The painting's got me. 717 00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:29,489 That's what art does to you, Pete. It gets you. 718 00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:32,427 You'd get a good few notes for that. 719 00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:36,898 - You wouldn't understand. - Why not? 720 00:42:37,071 --> 00:42:39,972 Because you are street scum, Pete. 721 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,166 You're in need of a good education. That's what you need. 722 00:42:43,344 --> 00:42:45,676 But your dad didn't give a shit about you, did he? 723 00:42:45,846 --> 00:42:47,711 And that's why you're on the gear. 724 00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:50,577 The gear is your surrogate father. 725 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:54,209 Leave off, John. What, is this shrink time? 726 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,454 Come on, Pedro. 727 00:42:59,393 --> 00:43:03,523 I'm your sponsor, doctor. 728 00:43:03,697 --> 00:43:07,155 I'll be your dad if you feel a bit of regression coming on. 729 00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:11,067 But first, we need a drink in our hands. 730 00:43:13,741 --> 00:43:17,871 My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after church. 731 00:43:18,312 --> 00:43:20,337 Well, that's got to have done some damage. 732 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:23,745 - All those guns, nuns and cowboys. - You think? 733 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,350 It wasn't all bad. 734 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,282 He sometimes made me laugh too. 735 00:43:27,454 --> 00:43:29,581 Well, now we're onto something. 736 00:43:29,757 --> 00:43:31,452 Did he ever interfere with you? 737 00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:34,621 You know, touch you inappropriate-like. 738 00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,026 He tickled me, if that's what you mean. 739 00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:40,394 In psychological circles, there's a technical term for that scenario. 740 00:43:40,801 --> 00:43:42,291 There is? 741 00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:44,733 Monsteroustickalotis. 742 00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:46,429 You what? 743 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,466 Your dad was a tickling monster. 744 00:43:50,277 --> 00:43:51,869 Oi, that's my drink. 745 00:43:52,646 --> 00:43:54,273 Fuck you, sing-along. 746 00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,473 You're no help, and stop calling me Pedro. 747 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:58,112 Oi. 748 00:44:00,354 --> 00:44:01,378 Come on then, boy. 749 00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:05,116 I'll have you and your girlfriends. I'll do the lot of youse. 750 00:44:06,794 --> 00:44:09,490 Do I not look like a pothouse? Six foot down the bar. 751 00:44:09,663 --> 00:44:13,326 Go on, jog on, walk on, goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off. 752 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,973 - Was I good or what, Pete? - Yeah. 753 00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:22,802 It's all in the eyes. 754 00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:25,171 Junkies, I shit them. 755 00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:40,290 Roman, Mickey. 756 00:44:40,461 --> 00:44:45,194 I tried to stop them, but they couldn't be stopped. 757 00:44:45,366 --> 00:44:48,460 - I think they just wanted... - Just wanted to have a chat. 758 00:44:48,635 --> 00:44:50,569 I'm sorry, Mickey. 759 00:44:50,904 --> 00:44:53,304 Yeah, don't worry about it, June. 760 00:44:53,474 --> 00:44:55,465 Why don't you go have another lunch? 761 00:44:55,876 --> 00:44:58,276 Come over here, babe. We can have it together. 762 00:44:59,313 --> 00:45:01,679 Yeah, sorry to intrude. 763 00:45:02,149 --> 00:45:04,049 They call this a litchi, don't they? 764 00:45:04,218 --> 00:45:05,515 Litchi. 765 00:45:05,686 --> 00:45:07,551 Litchi, litchi. 766 00:45:14,528 --> 00:45:15,859 Mm. 767 00:45:16,029 --> 00:45:18,623 It's tasty and exotic. 768 00:45:19,066 --> 00:45:20,158 A bit like your June. 769 00:45:21,902 --> 00:45:23,392 Thanks. 770 00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:28,369 Can we help you? 771 00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,806 Yeah. You got an act called the Quid Lickers. 772 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,946 We did, yeah. 773 00:45:38,051 --> 00:45:41,543 And there's a singer called Johnny Quid. 774 00:45:41,722 --> 00:45:43,349 There was. 775 00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:46,550 Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid. 776 00:45:46,727 --> 00:45:49,457 I'd like to see him too, but that's gonna be tricky. 777 00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:50,961 According to the papers... 778 00:45:51,131 --> 00:45:53,759 ...the only songs Mr. Quid's gonna be singing are hymns. 779 00:45:53,934 --> 00:45:55,731 And I shed a tear. 780 00:45:55,903 --> 00:46:01,136 I shed a tear for all those bone tops that read the papers and believe that shit. 781 00:46:01,608 --> 00:46:03,974 But did you see his body? 782 00:46:04,144 --> 00:46:06,135 Did you see him smacked up and cracked up... 783 00:46:06,313 --> 00:46:09,009 ...with his tongue on his chin and his cock in his hand... 784 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,811 ...swinging from the rafters like a real RocknRolla? 785 00:46:11,985 --> 00:46:13,612 No, you didn't, did you? 786 00:46:13,787 --> 00:46:16,381 And nobody else fucking did either, did they? 787 00:46:16,557 --> 00:46:18,616 Because he ain't dead. 788 00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:22,387 He's alive, alive-o somewhere, selling cockles and mussels... 789 00:46:22,563 --> 00:46:25,589 ...and a very important painting that doesn't belong to him. 790 00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:29,258 I'm sorry, what does this have to do with us? 791 00:46:29,803 --> 00:46:34,137 You have 12 licenses within a jurisdiction which I control. 792 00:46:34,308 --> 00:46:36,572 So if you wanna play on, do what I tell you. 793 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,015 I can tell what you're thinking now. 794 00:46:42,182 --> 00:46:43,877 Well, there's not much you can't do. 795 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,417 Slow down, Tinkerbell. 796 00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:51,617 You'll never sing the same If your teeth ain't your own 797 00:46:55,162 --> 00:46:58,427 Wait, so you guys are gonna take care of him? 798 00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:00,931 What do you think we are, gangsters? 799 00:47:01,635 --> 00:47:02,966 That's not my style. 800 00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:06,906 So do us all a favor before you catch a cold. 801 00:47:13,113 --> 00:47:14,512 There he is. 802 00:47:14,982 --> 00:47:16,813 You were missed in court this morning. 803 00:47:16,984 --> 00:47:18,451 Not very compassionate, is it? 804 00:47:18,619 --> 00:47:20,780 Not turning up to your amigo's funeral. 805 00:47:21,154 --> 00:47:24,681 Yeah, everyone else was there, except you. 806 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,218 And I got the feeling that the only person... 807 00:47:27,394 --> 00:47:30,625 ...that Handsome really wanted to see there was you. 808 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:35,293 All right, well, what are you saying, Fred? 809 00:47:35,469 --> 00:47:38,336 What the fuck are you getting at? Come on, out with it. 810 00:47:38,505 --> 00:47:40,530 Whoa, leave it. 811 00:47:41,074 --> 00:47:43,338 We all know how much you loved Bob. 812 00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:47,273 What exactly do you mean, loved Bob? 813 00:47:47,915 --> 00:47:49,405 Guess who. 814 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,241 Prosecution lost the paperwork. I'm offski. 815 00:47:52,419 --> 00:47:53,613 Case is closed. 816 00:47:58,692 --> 00:48:00,489 Five years. 817 00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:08,899 You're supposed to be in fucking... 818 00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:11,333 One Two, phone for you. 819 00:48:16,243 --> 00:48:19,144 Someone lose a bit of paperwork, did they, One Two? 820 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,645 - Very clever. - Yeah, well, next time, you remember. 821 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:24,978 That's exactly why you pay Lenny, understood? 822 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,313 - All right. - Good. 823 00:48:31,925 --> 00:48:33,358 How did you get this number? 824 00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:35,392 Oh, I can get any number. 825 00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:37,086 I work with numbers, don't I? 826 00:48:37,731 --> 00:48:40,825 One point for initiative, and two to tell me what's on your mind. 827 00:48:41,935 --> 00:48:44,927 My old man's having a party tonight, and he needs some smarties. 828 00:48:45,105 --> 00:48:47,539 It's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone. 829 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:50,404 - Sorry, not my thing. - And I've got a bit of work for you. 830 00:48:51,044 --> 00:48:54,275 You can bring your friends. Lots of interesting people there. 831 00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:57,611 - Rich and famous, great and the good. - All right. 832 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:00,343 Let me see what I can do. 833 00:49:29,683 --> 00:49:31,275 Okay? 834 00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:48,065 Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey. That, I must say. 835 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,260 I suppose you're wondering why you are here. 836 00:49:50,437 --> 00:49:53,998 Well, I assume you just wanted to check that everything was kosher my end. 837 00:49:54,174 --> 00:49:57,041 I was surprised when you didn't come through... 838 00:49:57,210 --> 00:49:58,472 ...at the appropriate time. 839 00:49:58,645 --> 00:50:01,443 But then, I reckon you must have your reasons. 840 00:50:01,615 --> 00:50:02,639 I understand that. 841 00:50:02,816 --> 00:50:05,683 And I wouldn't like things to go wrong either... 842 00:50:05,852 --> 00:50:08,878 ...which brings me conveniently to my next point. 843 00:50:09,322 --> 00:50:11,847 Ever since the painting, you know, my lucky painting... 844 00:50:12,025 --> 00:50:18,089 ...hasn't been hanging on my wall, things have not been so lucky. 845 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:21,723 I know this is a rude request because we have not concluded our business... 846 00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:25,497 ...but I feel as though I need it. 847 00:50:25,939 --> 00:50:27,236 Yeah. 848 00:50:33,213 --> 00:50:36,011 Fucking hell. He's given you that bar tan again. 849 00:50:36,183 --> 00:50:39,277 - You wanna lay off that vodka. - Shut up, Arch. 850 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,978 Everything all right? - No, it fucking ain't all right. 851 00:50:42,155 --> 00:50:44,749 He wants his painting back. His lucky painting. 852 00:50:44,925 --> 00:50:46,392 Painting? 853 00:50:47,027 --> 00:50:49,689 - That is a bit of a problem. - You should've seen his eyes. 854 00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:52,991 I swear, they changed color. They went fucking red. 855 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,935 They don't care whose soil they're on, this lot. 856 00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:59,932 They could buy up half of London without breaking a sweat. 857 00:51:00,107 --> 00:51:01,131 You're small-time. 858 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,208 They click their fingers, we'd be ether. 859 00:51:03,376 --> 00:51:07,176 You speak to me like that again, I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 860 00:51:07,347 --> 00:51:10,009 I run this town. You got that? 861 00:51:10,183 --> 00:51:11,707 Me. 862 00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:16,050 Anyone who thinks he's rude enough, let him raise a finger... 863 00:51:16,223 --> 00:51:20,057 ...because I'll tear his fucking arm off. 864 00:51:21,094 --> 00:51:24,086 Do you understand that, Archy, do you? 865 00:51:24,464 --> 00:51:26,432 Yeah, yeah, I understand that. 866 00:51:28,902 --> 00:51:31,063 How about that? 867 00:51:31,238 --> 00:51:34,036 Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm. 868 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:37,476 How did that go under the radar? 869 00:51:38,145 --> 00:51:39,305 Why doesn't anybody know? 870 00:51:39,479 --> 00:51:42,073 Would you want anyone to know if that was your dad? 871 00:51:42,249 --> 00:51:45,082 Would we have signed him if we would've known? 872 00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:47,113 I know what. 873 00:51:47,287 --> 00:51:51,053 We better give that man something, anything. 874 00:51:51,224 --> 00:51:54,955 A bed that's been slept in, a bone for his dog, some token of effort. 875 00:51:55,128 --> 00:51:59,030 If you want to find Johnny, you have to see Cookie. 876 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:06,695 Who are you? 877 00:52:07,674 --> 00:52:09,665 My name's Cookie. 878 00:52:10,177 --> 00:52:11,303 You must be with Stella. 879 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,042 No, we're the SWAT team. 880 00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:15,413 Well, you better get swatting. 881 00:52:20,153 --> 00:52:21,643 This is gonna be a scream. 882 00:52:21,822 --> 00:52:23,153 Tallyho. 883 00:52:23,323 --> 00:52:25,587 Fred, get them in. Come here. 884 00:52:25,759 --> 00:52:28,853 Why me? - Because you look like one of them. 885 00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:32,094 Take that chewing gum off your feet before you start dancing. 886 00:52:32,265 --> 00:52:33,664 Follow me, boys. 887 00:52:39,706 --> 00:52:42,197 So who the man? 888 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:45,071 - Cookie, I think that's your cue. Who's got the gear? 889 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,974 Think I'll have a little dance first. 890 00:52:47,147 --> 00:52:50,241 - Fred, you fancy it? Yeah, go on. 891 00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,611 Look at the girls. 892 00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:00,958 Excuse me, darling. What the fuck are you doing here, Bob? 893 00:53:01,394 --> 00:53:04,261 Well, all the boys were coming, and I didn't have any plans. 894 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,160 I thought I was gonna be locked up. 895 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,130 So I thought I'd come and celebrate. 896 00:53:08,535 --> 00:53:11,663 - Do you fucking mind? - Of course I fucking mind, Bob. 897 00:53:12,072 --> 00:53:14,472 What happened last night, okay, between you and I... 898 00:53:14,641 --> 00:53:16,666 ...that's our little secret, all right? 899 00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,204 It happened because you're supposed to be going to prison today. 900 00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:23,679 If you tell anybody about what happened last night, anybody... 901 00:53:25,852 --> 00:53:28,650 - Oh, good evening, gentlemen. Hi. 902 00:53:28,822 --> 00:53:30,619 - Fuck... - Help yourselves to drinks. 903 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,223 Okay, definitely, yeah. 904 00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:36,692 - Go that way. - She's nice. 905 00:53:36,863 --> 00:53:38,296 Go that way. 906 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,736 Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude," you know what I mean? 907 00:53:45,672 --> 00:53:47,139 All right. 908 00:53:49,242 --> 00:53:50,800 Drink? 909 00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:53,172 - Dance? - You're a dancer? 910 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,809 Am I a dancer? 911 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:58,212 Shall we set the record straight? 912 00:53:58,385 --> 00:54:02,481 See, my dad was a dancer, and his dad before him. 913 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:06,956 So finally, it percolated through the old DNA. 914 00:54:10,463 --> 00:54:12,192 You're not joining me? 915 00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:14,598 Sure. 916 00:54:14,768 --> 00:54:16,668 I like to dance. 917 00:54:33,653 --> 00:54:34,745 No. 918 00:54:34,921 --> 00:54:37,617 I'm Bertie. It's my party. 919 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:39,418 So you're part of the Wild Bunch? 920 00:54:39,592 --> 00:54:41,958 Stella says you're dangerous. 921 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:44,887 I am dangerous. 922 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:05,275 Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch? 923 00:55:05,452 --> 00:55:06,476 No. 924 00:55:07,153 --> 00:55:08,415 He is the Wild Bunch. 925 00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:25,100 - I know all about your type. - Oh, yeah? 926 00:55:25,271 --> 00:55:27,739 - How's that, then? - I'm a criminal lawyer. 927 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:31,399 And I know a secret about your part of town. 928 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,273 What's that, then, Bertie? 929 00:55:33,446 --> 00:55:36,142 You have an informer in your neck of the woods. 930 00:55:37,517 --> 00:55:39,246 What's his name? 931 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,649 You have to pay for secrets. 932 00:55:41,821 --> 00:55:44,688 Now, now, that's not very nice, is it? 933 00:55:46,192 --> 00:55:47,659 What's your price? 934 00:55:47,827 --> 00:55:52,526 And remember, I am dangerous. 935 00:55:52,699 --> 00:55:55,759 I want to meet the Wild Bunch. 936 00:55:59,973 --> 00:56:02,305 See that man sitting on the sofa? 937 00:56:02,475 --> 00:56:04,534 Oh, the queen who's screwing me out. - Yeah. 938 00:56:04,711 --> 00:56:06,838 - It's a bit hard to miss him. - Do me a favor. 939 00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:10,107 - Go and chat him up, will you? - Fuck off, who do you think I am? 940 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:13,616 No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer who reckons he knows about an informer... 941 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,015 ...in our part of town. 942 00:56:15,188 --> 00:56:16,849 Now, you were facing a five-stretch. 943 00:56:17,023 --> 00:56:19,423 And I figured you might be interested, ain't it? 944 00:56:21,161 --> 00:56:22,822 Mm-hm. 945 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:28,157 - Hey. - How you doing? 946 00:56:28,334 --> 00:56:29,358 All right. 947 00:56:29,536 --> 00:56:31,868 - So we got another job on again. - Yeah? 948 00:56:32,038 --> 00:56:33,164 Same one as before. 949 00:56:33,339 --> 00:56:36,672 Cor, it's all going down in here. It's the den of iniquity, I tell you. 950 00:56:36,843 --> 00:56:38,504 I hear you have a secret. 951 00:56:38,678 --> 00:56:40,873 And by the looks of you, you have more than one. 952 00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:43,015 I don't want to talk about work. 953 00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:48,052 If you tell me who this informer is, then we can talk about anything you want. 954 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,089 I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air. Catch you... 955 00:56:51,257 --> 00:56:53,691 Oi, One Two, I owe you one. 956 00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:57,819 This lot are doing more bugle than a brass section. 957 00:56:58,198 --> 00:57:00,826 - I'm happy for you, Cookie. - Yeah. 958 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:10,541 If he's an informer, you'll have his depositions, poems. 959 00:57:10,710 --> 00:57:14,874 My, my, not just a pretty face. 960 00:57:15,615 --> 00:57:17,606 How'd you know about those sort of things? 961 00:57:18,118 --> 00:57:19,415 Give me your mobile. 962 00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,181 - What? - You heard me. 963 00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:22,878 Do as you're told. 964 00:57:26,659 --> 00:57:28,058 Ooh. 965 00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:30,586 That's nice. 966 00:57:32,465 --> 00:57:37,994 Here, we'll go for a drink next week, and I'll tell you all about it. 967 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,172 All I need is some paperwork. 968 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:49,940 Wait up, sing-along. 969 00:57:51,818 --> 00:57:53,547 Where's the rush? 970 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,880 All right. 971 00:57:55,255 --> 00:57:57,485 - What's wrong? - Get that Archy on the phone. 972 00:57:57,657 --> 00:57:59,591 - I think we got a problem. - What? 973 00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:02,023 How much is it gonna cost if we shut down tonight? 974 00:58:02,195 --> 00:58:04,254 - Eleven thousand, three hundred... - All right. 975 00:58:04,430 --> 00:58:06,261 Go out there and see what's going down. 976 00:58:16,709 --> 00:58:19,769 You, what do you think you're doing? 977 00:58:19,946 --> 00:58:21,846 What do you think? We're trying to get in. 978 00:58:22,015 --> 00:58:23,448 Go home, wasters. 979 00:58:23,616 --> 00:58:27,313 - It costs money to get in here. - Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man. 980 00:58:27,487 --> 00:58:28,920 Mr. Archy. 981 00:58:29,622 --> 00:58:32,022 No, you can't shut us down. We got an act on. 982 00:58:32,192 --> 00:58:35,286 - And I'm interested? - We got a band on-stage right now. 983 00:58:35,461 --> 00:58:36,689 - Find him. - I understand. 984 00:58:36,863 --> 00:58:40,162 Listen, but I have to keep the club open. You hear that shit? 985 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,561 Run along, junkies. 986 00:58:41,734 --> 00:58:44,328 Oi, lookie but no touchy. 987 00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:46,471 Get off of him, you slag. 988 00:58:46,639 --> 00:58:49,301 He is absolute class. 989 00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:56,876 I gotta keep the club open. We got 400 people in here. 990 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,757 Leave it, John. I'm happy. 991 00:59:04,924 --> 00:59:07,893 I'm all right down here, mate. Let's call it a night, eh? 992 00:59:08,061 --> 00:59:11,189 - I'll fucking show him happy. - Oh, no. 993 00:59:23,576 --> 00:59:24,873 Fancy some more talent, boy? 994 00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:28,440 I'd like to make a complaint. What's your name? 995 00:59:28,615 --> 00:59:32,312 Jog on, boy, before I grind your bones to make my bread. 996 01:00:22,635 --> 01:00:24,227 Night, night. 997 01:00:25,672 --> 01:00:27,196 - Fucking mutt. Look at this, man. 998 01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,240 - It's a damn revolution going on outside. - No shit. 999 01:00:30,410 --> 01:00:34,039 If we wanna keep our license and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie. 1000 01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,545 We'll put rock salt in the shells, stick them in the revolver. 1001 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:47,056 If they get large, we'll bang a couple into them, should slow them down. 1002 01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:48,887 And they won't know the difference. 1003 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,963 And then Bob's our driver, and... 1004 01:00:52,131 --> 01:00:54,759 - I don't wanna use Bob. - What? 1005 01:00:54,934 --> 01:00:56,902 - I don't want to use Bob. - He's our driver. 1006 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,368 The Wild Bunch is not complete without the driver. 1007 01:00:59,539 --> 01:01:00,904 No. 1008 01:01:01,507 --> 01:01:03,407 What's happened between you and Bob, then? 1009 01:01:07,313 --> 01:01:12,148 Mumbles, there is something about Bob that I don't think you know. 1010 01:01:12,318 --> 01:01:14,650 What's that, then? That he's a poof? 1011 01:01:15,688 --> 01:01:19,124 - How the fuck did you know that? - Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer. 1012 01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:22,921 You're the only one that doesn't. No. He likes the boys. 1013 01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,996 It's sausage and beans all day long, mate. 1014 01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:26,995 What the fuck are you talking about? 1015 01:01:28,334 --> 01:01:31,633 - Did he make a pass at you? - Yes, he fucking did. 1016 01:01:31,804 --> 01:01:33,396 So, what's the problem? 1017 01:01:33,573 --> 01:01:36,269 It was supposed to be his last night. You took care of him. 1018 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:39,536 That's what friends do for one another. Well done. 1019 01:01:40,046 --> 01:01:41,809 And I won't tell the chaps. 1020 01:01:44,183 --> 01:01:46,879 What the fuck do you mean? You won't tell the chaps what? 1021 01:01:48,054 --> 01:01:50,045 So, what did you do? Did you suck his...? 1022 01:01:50,223 --> 01:01:52,191 Hey, hey, that's enough, all right? 1023 01:01:53,359 --> 01:01:56,260 What the fuck is going on here? 1024 01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:57,961 What? Did you suck his...? 1025 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,292 - You must have touched him. - No. 1026 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,990 Hold on. 1027 01:02:04,203 --> 01:02:06,535 I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles? 1028 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,542 He just asked if I wanted a dance, that's all. 1029 01:02:14,881 --> 01:02:16,143 Was it a slow dance? 1030 01:02:24,957 --> 01:02:26,822 What has he done to me? 1031 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:30,326 Mr. One Two, I think there is something you should know about our Bob. 1032 01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:34,128 Who do you think looked after your mom before she died... 1033 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,860 ...when you was doing a two-stretch? 1034 01:02:37,036 --> 01:02:39,436 Because it wasn't me, and I'm your best fucking pal. 1035 01:02:39,605 --> 01:02:41,038 No, it was Bob. 1036 01:02:41,207 --> 01:02:45,769 Bob was around there six times a week making sure she was looked after. 1037 01:02:45,945 --> 01:02:50,541 You tore your mom's heart out when you went away. Bob did his best to put it back. 1038 01:02:53,786 --> 01:02:55,981 I tell you something, Mr. One Two. 1039 01:02:56,155 --> 01:03:00,319 If I could be half the human that Bob is at the price of being a poof... 1040 01:03:00,493 --> 01:03:02,222 ...I'd think about it. 1041 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,060 Not for too long, but I'd have to pause, you know? 1042 01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:13,437 And the kid looks up and goes, "Well, what do you fucking think?" 1043 01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:18,434 That joke was a lot funnier when I told it to you last week. 1044 01:03:18,811 --> 01:03:20,472 Can I have a word with you, Cookie? 1045 01:03:20,646 --> 01:03:22,079 Treacles, would you mind? 1046 01:03:22,248 --> 01:03:24,409 On your toes. Five minutes. 1047 01:03:29,822 --> 01:03:31,346 Hey. 1048 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,485 We need to know where Johnny Quid is. 1049 01:03:36,696 --> 01:03:39,324 You should probably be the first to know, but isn't he...? 1050 01:03:39,499 --> 01:03:43,492 I know. Come on, you know and I know that nothing killed Johnny. 1051 01:03:43,936 --> 01:03:47,303 Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking his life up for the past five years. 1052 01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:49,941 Come on, show our boy a little love. 1053 01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:56,073 You ever bought a ticket to the junkies' boneyard, Roman? 1054 01:03:56,749 --> 01:04:01,448 It's an unpleasant place called curl up and die. 1055 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,715 Might sound like a hair salon... 1056 01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:06,859 ...but it don't fucking look like one, I can tell you. 1057 01:04:07,393 --> 01:04:13,764 It's a terrible sight, and a horrible sound listening to a man... 1058 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:18,430 ...sucking his soul through the hole in the pipe. 1059 01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,630 And even worse when he tries to tear it back. 1060 01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:24,168 I've been there, and I've done that. 1061 01:04:24,343 --> 01:04:27,176 He has been here, and he has done that. 1062 01:04:27,346 --> 01:04:31,476 And then I nailed that demon in a smoke-proof coffin. 1063 01:04:31,651 --> 01:04:33,744 And I did it all with Johnny. 1064 01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:35,983 I love that man. 1065 01:04:36,155 --> 01:04:38,282 He's what you call class. 1066 01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:40,789 If you had any brains, Roman, you'd love him too. 1067 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,829 You know, his music sales have gone up a thousand percent in two weeks. 1068 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,163 You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows... 1069 01:04:51,337 --> 01:04:55,330 ...that a rocker is worth more dead than alive. 1070 01:04:55,942 --> 01:04:57,910 Silly world, isn't it? 1071 01:04:59,845 --> 01:05:03,440 Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me. 1072 01:05:03,616 --> 01:05:06,813 He has to travel far and wide. 1073 01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,283 But do leave me your number. 1074 01:05:08,454 --> 01:05:12,754 And if the dead feels like calling... 1075 01:05:13,259 --> 01:05:15,386 ...you'll be the first to know. 1076 01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,642 I'll have the painting for you in a couple of days. 1077 01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:17,339 I had it locked up with some other goods. You know, I was keeping it safe. 1078 01:07:17,516 --> 01:07:20,485 And then Archy goes and loses the key. 1079 01:07:20,653 --> 01:07:22,245 Don't you, Arch? 1080 01:07:23,923 --> 01:07:27,154 So I'm not trying to be funny, but I've got this payment tonight... 1081 01:07:27,326 --> 01:07:31,490 ...and if there's any chance of having the money... 1082 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,763 Where the fuck has he gone, then? 1083 01:07:40,506 --> 01:07:44,033 I don't know. But I don't think he was too impressed with that story, Len. 1084 01:07:45,678 --> 01:07:48,374 Something wrong with these immigrants. I don't trust them. 1085 01:07:48,547 --> 01:07:50,481 I think we're being set up. 1086 01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:53,516 I don't know how, but something is wrong. 1087 01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:55,513 I can smell it with my sniffer. 1088 01:07:59,058 --> 01:08:01,185 He doesn't have the balls or the brains. 1089 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,227 He's a crook. Small-time, backhanding crook. 1090 01:08:10,769 --> 01:08:12,828 I think he's trying to make fool out of you. 1091 01:08:13,005 --> 01:08:14,870 Adjourn the meeting. 1092 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,757 Oh, my God, you're a mess. 1093 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:36,320 There you go. 1094 01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:41,331 Are you all right? 1095 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,435 That is a rhetorical question, I hope. 1096 01:08:46,839 --> 01:08:52,106 I'll have a water, please, with a big, long straw. 1097 01:08:52,544 --> 01:08:54,068 Thank you. 1098 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:03,651 So you don't wanna know what happened? 1099 01:09:24,476 --> 01:09:26,467 Put it, put it. Cut it. 1100 01:09:29,181 --> 01:09:30,944 I know what happened. 1101 01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:42,583 Don't go in there. Mumbles. 1102 01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:44,953 Mace him. 1103 01:09:45,464 --> 01:09:46,795 Hollandaise? 1104 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,660 I see you ordered already. 1105 01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:50,301 You were late. 1106 01:09:50,869 --> 01:09:52,268 The bastard's gonna hit me. 1107 01:09:53,172 --> 01:09:55,037 Mace him, Mumbles. What? 1108 01:09:55,207 --> 01:09:56,640 Not me, you idiot. What? 1109 01:09:56,809 --> 01:09:58,333 I can't move my... - What? 1110 01:10:09,721 --> 01:10:11,746 This way, this way, this way. 1111 01:10:17,396 --> 01:10:19,387 Shouldn't you have taken precautions? 1112 01:10:25,838 --> 01:10:27,499 Precautions? 1113 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:37,081 Did you see that? What happened? 1114 01:10:37,249 --> 01:10:38,648 God. 1115 01:10:39,551 --> 01:10:41,644 Well, it's your job, isn't it? 1116 01:10:55,634 --> 01:10:57,966 What are these guys made of? 1117 01:10:59,905 --> 01:11:01,202 I didn't realize. 1118 01:11:01,373 --> 01:11:03,238 Realize? 1119 01:11:03,408 --> 01:11:05,171 You didn't realize that they had guns? 1120 01:11:06,879 --> 01:11:09,541 Big, long, dangerous machine guns. 1121 01:11:10,415 --> 01:11:12,576 With war criminals attached to the trigger. 1122 01:11:15,654 --> 01:11:16,678 Please, stay down. 1123 01:11:19,691 --> 01:11:21,352 Just fuck off. 1124 01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,805 Get out of the fucking way now. 1125 01:11:50,155 --> 01:11:51,554 You know what, darling? 1126 01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:56,092 I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here under the table for you, okay? 1127 01:12:00,332 --> 01:12:02,027 Fucking hell. 1128 01:12:06,138 --> 01:12:07,799 Shit. 1129 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:10,002 Hold up. 1130 01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:13,602 Oh, my... 1131 01:12:20,085 --> 01:12:21,450 Oh, fucking hell. 1132 01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:29,659 Abandon ship. 1133 01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,521 Run for your lives. 1134 01:13:30,822 --> 01:13:33,313 Come on. Come on. 1135 01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:38,329 Come back with my bike, you dirty bastard. 1136 01:15:26,972 --> 01:15:28,530 Goodbye, sweetheart. 1137 01:15:28,707 --> 01:15:30,504 You're way too dangerous for me. 1138 01:15:35,747 --> 01:15:38,375 - Did I overdo it with the limp? - No, the limp was good. 1139 01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,415 She's a wild one. 1140 01:15:40,585 --> 01:15:42,849 She likes you, boy-o. 1141 01:15:43,221 --> 01:15:44,950 Rather her than you, Bob. 1142 01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,204 I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy. 1143 01:16:01,373 --> 01:16:03,807 If we call, he answers. That's the deal. 1144 01:16:03,975 --> 01:16:05,135 Oh, there he is. 1145 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,642 Oi, Councillor. 1146 01:16:08,079 --> 01:16:09,603 Councillor. 1147 01:16:09,781 --> 01:16:10,839 I'll see you at lunch. 1148 01:16:11,016 --> 01:16:13,382 Something wrong with your telephone? 1149 01:16:13,552 --> 01:16:15,577 Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here? 1150 01:16:15,754 --> 01:16:19,417 I go wherever I fucking like because this is my town, not yours... 1151 01:16:19,591 --> 01:16:24,358 ...no matter what you and your pen-pushing immigrant boy scouts might think. 1152 01:16:25,297 --> 01:16:27,288 So, what's going on? 1153 01:16:27,466 --> 01:16:29,127 Step in here. 1154 01:16:31,236 --> 01:16:32,533 I can't do it. 1155 01:16:32,704 --> 01:16:36,196 You've left it too long. You want something the city has a ruling against. 1156 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,205 They wouldn't give permission to build. 1157 01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,071 Don't give me that shit. 1158 01:16:40,245 --> 01:16:42,372 I look out my window, I see 20 buildings... 1159 01:16:42,547 --> 01:16:44,276 ...this city said they'd never build. 1160 01:16:44,449 --> 01:16:48,044 How did that happen? The termites got together for a building party, did they? 1161 01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:51,480 No, sunshine. It was backhanders putting them up. 1162 01:16:51,656 --> 01:16:52,918 Backhanders like mine. 1163 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,719 Lenny's good for the money, Councillor. He always has been. 1164 01:16:56,895 --> 01:16:59,523 - So don't go getting cold feet. - I can't do it this time. 1165 01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:01,757 It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny. 1166 01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:03,195 Get off my bollocks, Lenny. 1167 01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:07,429 Don't you ever swear at me, you yellow puddle of immigrant piss... 1168 01:17:07,606 --> 01:17:09,699 ...or I'll drown you in it. 1169 01:17:10,275 --> 01:17:12,106 You feel that, do you, Councillor? 1170 01:17:12,577 --> 01:17:15,307 You don't think there's a paper trail for all those gifts? 1171 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:20,042 The cars, the holidays, the tennis courts, the swimming pools. 1172 01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,243 I own these bollocks. 1173 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:27,084 And right now, they're more fragile than a pair of quail's eggs. 1174 01:17:27,259 --> 01:17:28,726 Now, get it done. 1175 01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,403 Pedro? 1176 01:17:47,045 --> 01:17:48,808 Come back here. 1177 01:17:51,950 --> 01:17:54,851 Where do you think you're going with that painting? 1178 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:59,250 You never said it was your dad's, or whatever you wanna call him. 1179 01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:00,891 You've gotta give it back, John. 1180 01:18:01,059 --> 01:18:04,085 People are looking for it, bad people. 1181 01:18:04,696 --> 01:18:07,529 The streets are alive with the sound of pain. 1182 01:18:07,699 --> 01:18:11,692 You may have a point, Pete, but I can't give it up. 1183 01:18:11,870 --> 01:18:13,804 - You know why? - No. Why? 1184 01:18:14,906 --> 01:18:16,498 Meet me in the pub in two minutes. 1185 01:18:17,342 --> 01:18:19,333 I'll have that painting in a couple of days. 1186 01:18:19,511 --> 01:18:21,638 - You can trust me on that. URl: Good. 1187 01:18:22,013 --> 01:18:24,573 That's nice. I love a clear fairway. 1188 01:18:24,749 --> 01:18:26,478 That's a bit of me. That is... 1189 01:18:26,651 --> 01:18:28,846 URl: So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you? 1190 01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:31,284 Oh, yeah. You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri. 1191 01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:33,424 But I don't understand it. 1192 01:18:33,592 --> 01:18:34,889 There's no one here. 1193 01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:38,154 URl: That's because I have had the course cleared for us. 1194 01:18:38,330 --> 01:18:40,525 We are not going to be disturbed. 1195 01:18:44,169 --> 01:18:48,162 Victor, please, come to join us. 1196 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:59,414 You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano? 1197 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:02,646 Yes. 1198 01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:06,814 All you need to know about life is retained within those four walls. 1199 01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:11,490 URl: What are we going to do, Lenny? 1200 01:19:12,163 --> 01:19:15,564 Every time I am about to make my payment... 1201 01:19:17,702 --> 01:19:19,670 ...something dishonest happens. 1202 01:19:21,606 --> 01:19:23,574 You wouldn't know anything, would you? 1203 01:19:23,742 --> 01:19:28,202 You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur. 1204 01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:31,816 A gold packet of king size with a regal insignia. 1205 01:19:31,983 --> 01:19:35,146 An attractive implication toward glamour and wealth. 1206 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,814 A subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends. 1207 01:19:39,991 --> 01:19:41,925 And that, Pete, is a lie. 1208 01:19:42,093 --> 01:19:44,687 Excuse me? Are you trying to say something? 1209 01:19:45,163 --> 01:19:46,960 I'm not trying. 1210 01:19:47,632 --> 01:19:49,691 I am saying something. 1211 01:19:53,471 --> 01:19:57,737 Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion. 1212 01:19:57,909 --> 01:20:00,707 Written in boring, bold, black and white, is the statement... 1213 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:05,839 ...that these neat little soldiers of death, are, in fact, trying to kill you. 1214 01:20:06,017 --> 01:20:08,884 And that, Pete, is the truth. 1215 01:20:09,854 --> 01:20:13,483 I think you forget who you're talking to, you insolent bastard. 1216 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,461 I think you forget where you are, you fucking immigrant. 1217 01:20:20,131 --> 01:20:25,933 Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. 1218 01:20:26,104 --> 01:20:29,267 This is my land. It's my fucking show. 1219 01:20:29,441 --> 01:20:30,931 I run this town. 1220 01:20:31,109 --> 01:20:32,633 Ah! Fuck! 1221 01:20:32,811 --> 01:20:35,143 Ah! God! Ah! 1222 01:20:45,724 --> 01:20:48,989 That that starts sweet ends bitter. 1223 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,754 And that which starts bitter ends sweet. 1224 01:20:52,797 --> 01:20:54,765 URl: I have to go now, Lenny. 1225 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,369 I am having lunch with the Councillor, your councilor. 1226 01:20:58,837 --> 01:21:01,169 URl: This, as you know, is the ninth hole. 1227 01:21:01,706 --> 01:21:04,698 And it's a long crawl back to your car. 1228 01:21:05,477 --> 01:21:11,438 You should make it by sunrise, just in time to bring me my lucky picture. 1229 01:21:11,883 --> 01:21:14,010 URl: I want it back. 1230 01:21:14,185 --> 01:21:16,016 Do you hear me? 1231 01:21:16,988 --> 01:21:20,549 - Yes, yes, oh, God. URl: Times change. 1232 01:21:21,426 --> 01:21:23,018 Goodbye, Lenny. 1233 01:21:25,697 --> 01:21:30,134 That is why you and I love the drugs... 1234 01:21:30,301 --> 01:21:34,965 ...and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. 1235 01:21:42,514 --> 01:21:45,813 Now, please, pass me a light. 1236 01:21:47,786 --> 01:21:51,654 Oh, you are something special, Mr. Johnny Quid. 1237 01:21:56,261 --> 01:21:58,252 Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless. 1238 01:21:58,429 --> 01:21:59,987 I don't want your sort in here. 1239 01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:01,598 Get up out of here. Fuck off. 1240 01:22:01,766 --> 01:22:03,734 - Go piss off out the door. Get off. 1241 01:22:03,902 --> 01:22:05,927 - Go on, fuck off. I'll buy this place. 1242 01:22:06,538 --> 01:22:08,233 Fuck off, you junkie. 1243 01:22:08,406 --> 01:22:11,204 - You won't be able to catch me, fat boy. - Stay out and fuck off. 1244 01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,698 Ooh. 1245 01:22:14,779 --> 01:22:16,371 Is that you, Bertie? 1246 01:22:16,548 --> 01:22:18,516 What's happening about that drink? 1247 01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:21,015 What's happening about that paperwork? 1248 01:22:21,653 --> 01:22:25,214 Well, I'm busy tonight, but Monday looks good. 1249 01:22:25,557 --> 01:22:28,025 I'll leave the papers at my reception under your name. 1250 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,558 Text you the address. 1251 01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:34,664 Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy, and I'll see you on Monday. 1252 01:22:39,771 --> 01:22:42,035 You are scary good at that. 1253 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,665 - Do you miss it? - Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you. 1254 01:22:45,844 --> 01:22:49,041 All right, let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriend. 1255 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,546 And drop me off on the way, huh? 1256 01:22:52,283 --> 01:22:54,945 I'm going back to bed. 1257 01:22:55,386 --> 01:22:57,013 Can I come? 1258 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,457 - Moron, what do you think you're doing? - What, John? 1259 01:23:05,630 --> 01:23:07,825 Letting creatures in my yard without my consent. 1260 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:13,628 John, they're good stuff. Scotch and Cockney. 1261 01:23:14,038 --> 01:23:16,268 Like the drink and the sparrow. 1262 01:23:16,441 --> 01:23:19,933 I am Malcolm, and this is my friend and colleague Paul. 1263 01:23:20,979 --> 01:23:23,971 You know, like the Christian saint. 1264 01:23:24,616 --> 01:23:29,246 Paul doesn't say much. He's too busy thinking deep thoughts. 1265 01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:33,489 Come on, John. We know you. 1266 01:23:33,658 --> 01:23:35,421 We're big fans. 1267 01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:40,462 You're what they call a real RocknRolla. 1268 01:23:41,633 --> 01:23:45,865 Out, on your way. Bon voyage and fuck off. 1269 01:23:49,908 --> 01:23:53,173 What is this, a sit-down? A fucking demo? 1270 01:23:54,245 --> 01:23:57,180 This is a demonstration, a demonstration of peace. 1271 01:23:57,715 --> 01:24:00,513 Where the fuck did you find these two junkies? 1272 01:24:00,685 --> 01:24:04,519 Conference, kazi, now. 1273 01:24:11,396 --> 01:24:13,956 That's the last time I'm having you take the piss, Pete. 1274 01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:16,794 Next time, you're on your own. 1275 01:24:16,968 --> 01:24:18,333 I'm sorry. 1276 01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:21,495 I just thought that you might've liked a bit of company. 1277 01:24:21,673 --> 01:24:23,971 I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you? 1278 01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:27,839 It tells you that dead people don't like company. 1279 01:24:28,012 --> 01:24:31,641 - Now, jog them on. - All right, I'll tell them to leave. 1280 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:35,650 Yes, you fucking well will. Smelly junkies. 1281 01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,651 Meeting adjourned. 1282 01:24:41,359 --> 01:24:43,384 You've scared them off, sing-along. 1283 01:24:43,561 --> 01:24:46,359 But with a welcome like that, it's not all that shocking. 1284 01:24:46,531 --> 01:24:48,999 Lucky you're not following them, Pete. 1285 01:24:52,603 --> 01:24:54,230 Pete, where's the painting? 1286 01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,340 Good shot. Good shot. 1287 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,607 It's the werewolf brothers. 1288 01:25:01,779 --> 01:25:04,043 What you got for us today, boys? Anything good? 1289 01:25:04,716 --> 01:25:07,446 Paul, please exhibit to the audience the fine artifact. 1290 01:25:13,891 --> 01:25:16,655 Gentlemen, we are entering the realm... 1291 01:25:16,828 --> 01:25:20,730 ...of the ancient art form of paint on canvas. 1292 01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:22,024 I'll have it. How much? 1293 01:25:23,334 --> 01:25:26,269 One moment, sir. There's a pitch which comes with this painting. 1294 01:25:26,437 --> 01:25:29,031 I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it. 1295 01:25:30,141 --> 01:25:32,871 It's a very rare and expensive painting, sir. 1296 01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:34,739 Is it? 1297 01:25:35,847 --> 01:25:37,838 There you go, boys. Have a week in the snow. 1298 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,776 Good afternoon, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure. 1299 01:25:41,953 --> 01:25:43,978 Come on, me man. Hey. 1300 01:25:48,493 --> 01:25:50,927 Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush. 1301 01:25:51,095 --> 01:25:52,858 You owe me, Arch. - Oh, yeah? 1302 01:25:53,031 --> 01:25:56,762 First, I found your painting. Now I found out who's been taking Lenny's money. 1303 01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:57,958 Mr. Darcy. 1304 01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:01,238 Well, don't fuck about. Who is it? 1305 01:26:16,721 --> 01:26:20,282 "Let myself in. Thought your lady might like the painting. 1306 01:26:21,959 --> 01:26:23,256 Love, Cookie. " 1307 01:26:27,565 --> 01:26:29,931 - Hello? - It's me. 1308 01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,302 - Who's me? - Me. 1309 01:26:33,805 --> 01:26:35,033 Ah. 1310 01:26:35,506 --> 01:26:37,133 Well, what do you want? 1311 01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,274 You. 1312 01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:41,339 Oh. 1313 01:26:42,213 --> 01:26:44,078 Well, you better come in, then. 1314 01:27:08,873 --> 01:27:11,068 - Yup? We found out about our informer. 1315 01:27:11,242 --> 01:27:13,073 I've got it in my hand right now. 1316 01:27:13,244 --> 01:27:17,408 The informer, the one who's responsible for all the time we've been seeing. 1317 01:27:17,582 --> 01:27:21,382 - All of them, including mine. - Well, who is it, then? 1318 01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:26,517 Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw? 1319 01:27:27,258 --> 01:27:30,227 No, Sidney Shaw is a pseudonym, you idiot. 1320 01:27:30,695 --> 01:27:32,560 They never use their real name. 1321 01:27:32,730 --> 01:27:35,824 Look, get around here and let me have a look, okay? 1322 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,365 All right. 1323 01:27:40,771 --> 01:27:43,171 Where did he learn a word like pseudonym? 1324 01:27:45,776 --> 01:27:47,676 Look at you, huh? Good as new. 1325 01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:51,611 I have to go now. 1326 01:27:52,316 --> 01:27:56,548 So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons with me later on in the week? 1327 01:27:56,721 --> 01:27:58,814 A bit of the old salsa? 1328 01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:02,884 I'll take you up on that. 1329 01:28:03,794 --> 01:28:06,490 - Oh, I have something for you. - Uh-huh. 1330 01:28:06,664 --> 01:28:10,327 Thought you might like it because I know how much you like paintings and all. 1331 01:28:16,474 --> 01:28:18,169 So you like it? 1332 01:28:19,644 --> 01:28:22,875 You've got very good taste, Mr. One Two. 1333 01:28:25,783 --> 01:28:27,148 Oh... 1334 01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:32,317 - What's happened, Len? - Well, they broke my leg in four places. 1335 01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:34,321 Didn't you hear? 1336 01:28:35,193 --> 01:28:38,094 That bastard's made me limp for the rest of my days. 1337 01:28:38,729 --> 01:28:40,663 What do you want me to do? 1338 01:28:41,933 --> 01:28:45,733 Well, I need that painting, Arch. 1339 01:28:45,903 --> 01:28:49,634 - I need it real bad. - I'll get that for you, don't you worry. 1340 01:28:49,807 --> 01:28:52,571 - I think I can do better than that. - What? 1341 01:28:52,743 --> 01:28:56,076 Someone has been at the Russian's money. Couple of silly gunslingers. 1342 01:28:56,247 --> 01:28:59,546 - Well, who? - You know them. 1343 01:28:59,884 --> 01:29:03,149 - You don't like them either. - I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch. 1344 01:29:03,321 --> 01:29:04,788 Who is it? 1345 01:29:06,524 --> 01:29:08,082 Mumbles, Bob and One Two. 1346 01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:19,156 So why did you call, Johnny? Sorry, Johnny's not here. 1347 01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:21,321 But the pipe is. 1348 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,900 And the pipe says Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys. 1349 01:30:25,069 --> 01:30:28,300 Whoever we're talking to, will you please relay the message to Johnny? 1350 01:30:28,472 --> 01:30:33,603 Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box- surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit. 1351 01:30:34,045 --> 01:30:35,535 Shut down a few of our venues. 1352 01:30:35,713 --> 01:30:40,343 Intends to shut down a few more unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance. 1353 01:30:42,820 --> 01:30:46,586 Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman? You're madder than I am. 1354 01:30:47,591 --> 01:30:50,219 Come back, Johnny. Come back home. 1355 01:30:52,229 --> 01:30:55,426 Now, Johnny will come quietly... 1356 01:30:55,599 --> 01:31:00,263 ...but you may have a couple of problems with the pipe. 1357 01:31:01,238 --> 01:31:02,762 Buy us both a cup of tea. 1358 01:31:03,374 --> 01:31:06,400 No need for any noise, we'll let Pete sleep on. 1359 01:32:28,692 --> 01:32:30,421 Is this a bad time, One Two? 1360 01:32:35,933 --> 01:32:38,333 I mean, we can always come back a bit later. 1361 01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:47,776 You wanna take the stairs or the elevator, Mr. Cole? 1362 01:32:47,945 --> 01:32:50,209 Bandy, come here. 1363 01:32:55,853 --> 01:32:58,754 - You been drinking? - No, Mr. Cole. 1364 01:33:00,591 --> 01:33:04,527 Think before you drink, before you drive me mad. 1365 01:33:08,232 --> 01:33:10,097 Hello, Len, it's me. Archy. 1366 01:33:10,267 --> 01:33:12,861 I've got the boys wrapping up One Two in a carpet now. 1367 01:33:13,037 --> 01:33:14,129 Get over here. 1368 01:33:14,305 --> 01:33:16,364 - Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit. - Good. 1369 01:33:20,277 --> 01:33:21,835 Hold on. 1370 01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:29,183 - Who's there? - One Two, it's us. 1371 01:33:29,353 --> 01:33:30,980 Come up. 1372 01:33:32,957 --> 01:33:35,448 And it looks like I'll be bringing the others and all. 1373 01:33:35,626 --> 01:33:38,151 Not too bright this lot, are they? Hold on. 1374 01:33:38,329 --> 01:33:42,322 Look, I gotta go, got another call. Fucking hell, it's all go on this job. 1375 01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:45,799 - Hello? - Archy, we got your boy. 1376 01:33:45,970 --> 01:33:47,733 What's left of him. 1377 01:33:47,905 --> 01:33:50,669 You might wanna hose him down. He smells like a rotten goat. 1378 01:33:53,544 --> 01:33:55,068 Uri. 1379 01:34:11,362 --> 01:34:13,296 Da, Uri, I'm sorry. 1380 01:34:13,464 --> 01:34:16,558 - But I still don't like it. - I don't care what you like, Victor. 1381 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:19,066 I'm in charge. Now, wait here. 1382 01:34:19,236 --> 01:34:22,399 Your last girl cost us 20 million. One before, even more. 1383 01:34:22,573 --> 01:34:25,098 God knows how much this one will cost us. 1384 01:34:25,276 --> 01:34:27,176 Victor, you're so cheap. 1385 01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:34,846 Can I come in? 1386 01:34:35,886 --> 01:34:40,255 Sorry to surprise you, but I have something for you. 1387 01:34:42,092 --> 01:34:43,525 A token of my appreciation. 1388 01:34:45,129 --> 01:34:46,357 What's this for? 1389 01:34:46,797 --> 01:34:51,234 Please do not be insulted but you have come to mean a lot to me... 1390 01:34:51,402 --> 01:34:54,565 ...and I value much more than just your service. 1391 01:34:54,738 --> 01:34:57,206 This is simply just a reflection of my appreciation. 1392 01:34:59,109 --> 01:35:02,135 I would like to ask you something personal. 1393 01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,477 Would you marry me? 1394 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:16,017 Well, I think I might need a couple of days. 1395 01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,760 Just to think about it. 1396 01:35:21,265 --> 01:35:22,857 Well, sure. Of course. 1397 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,561 Sorry. 1398 01:35:28,939 --> 01:35:30,930 Not now, Victor, I'm busy. 1399 01:35:34,645 --> 01:35:36,738 A very nice painting. 1400 01:35:38,115 --> 01:35:39,912 How long have you had it? 1401 01:35:40,517 --> 01:35:43,008 Years. Do you like it? 1402 01:35:45,556 --> 01:35:49,856 Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not? 1403 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,225 Victor, please come to join us. 1404 01:36:05,042 --> 01:36:07,636 Hello, Arch. 1405 01:36:07,911 --> 01:36:10,539 Shrouded and tied, just like the old days. 1406 01:36:10,714 --> 01:36:13,012 What is it today? The rack? 1407 01:36:13,183 --> 01:36:17,142 The garrote? Or is it the old drowning-in-crayfish trick? 1408 01:36:17,321 --> 01:36:19,915 You're still full of hot air, Johnny. 1409 01:36:21,592 --> 01:36:23,617 You're looking a bit down. 1410 01:36:23,794 --> 01:36:26,695 Has that old clown been working you long hours? 1411 01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:30,231 You always were loyal. There's no dog like a loyal dog. 1412 01:36:30,668 --> 01:36:33,535 - Watch your mouth, John. - Look at him, boys. 1413 01:36:34,538 --> 01:36:36,529 Scary, ain't he? 1414 01:36:36,707 --> 01:36:39,198 Well, that's what four years inside does to a man. 1415 01:36:39,376 --> 01:36:41,435 It eats away at his soul... 1416 01:36:41,612 --> 01:36:45,981 ...and when it's all gone, it makes a man quite scary. 1417 01:36:47,151 --> 01:36:52,145 You ever wonder how you got in there? What grass informed on you? 1418 01:37:02,966 --> 01:37:04,831 Hello, Archy. 1419 01:37:05,636 --> 01:37:07,866 Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you. 1420 01:37:08,038 --> 01:37:11,235 Look at this, Dave. Don't you look the part. 1421 01:37:11,408 --> 01:37:15,139 Show us your guns, Uncle Arch. I told the boys all about it. 1422 01:37:15,312 --> 01:37:18,247 Don't be cheeky. Get in the car. 1423 01:37:20,517 --> 01:37:21,711 Give us your money. 1424 01:37:21,885 --> 01:37:24,479 Give us that, in the car. 1425 01:37:33,664 --> 01:37:35,154 Be good boys... 1426 01:37:36,033 --> 01:37:38,831 ...because you never know who's watching. 1427 01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:48,610 So who we got in there, then? Anyone I know? 1428 01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,142 Anyone famous? 1429 01:37:57,254 --> 01:37:59,347 Handsome Bob. 1430 01:38:00,791 --> 01:38:03,726 Mumbles, One Two. 1431 01:38:05,295 --> 01:38:09,061 I bet you could operate a nice gas shower. 1432 01:38:09,233 --> 01:38:11,929 I could see you with a couple of S's on your collar. 1433 01:38:12,102 --> 01:38:17,005 - Stiff goose in your step. - Shut it, or you will get hurt. 1434 01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:20,533 That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archy slap. 1435 01:38:22,412 --> 01:38:24,277 You shut it. 1436 01:38:24,448 --> 01:38:28,475 Or I'll do you myself, you poisonous little toad. 1437 01:38:28,852 --> 01:38:32,788 Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little. 1438 01:38:33,690 --> 01:38:35,487 Get out. 1439 01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:39,527 - Roll them out. - Daddy. 1440 01:38:40,731 --> 01:38:43,131 Nice wheels. 1441 01:38:45,002 --> 01:38:46,731 Sorry about the painting. 1442 01:38:46,904 --> 01:38:49,998 I needed the cash for a bit of the old dusty show biz. 1443 01:38:50,607 --> 01:38:51,631 So it's gone now. 1444 01:38:51,809 --> 01:38:54,607 Lost to the world of degenerate, stoned no-hopers. 1445 01:38:54,778 --> 01:38:57,269 Never to be seen again by the eye of a clean soul. 1446 01:38:59,716 --> 01:39:04,119 What are you, boy, if you are not poison? 1447 01:39:07,524 --> 01:39:10,755 Your dad couldn't even bear to look at you. 1448 01:39:11,195 --> 01:39:14,130 So no wonder he fucked off and left me to pick up the pieces. 1449 01:39:14,965 --> 01:39:17,331 But that wasn't enough for you. 1450 01:39:17,501 --> 01:39:20,561 You had to push your mom into a bottle of pills... 1451 01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:22,602 ...and a house full of nutters. 1452 01:39:22,773 --> 01:39:27,836 And all she got there was a hot bath and a cold razor. 1453 01:39:28,412 --> 01:39:29,936 Why? 1454 01:39:31,415 --> 01:39:34,782 Because you're poison, John, that's why. 1455 01:39:37,254 --> 01:39:38,721 What can I say? 1456 01:39:38,889 --> 01:39:42,052 I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder. 1457 01:39:42,226 --> 01:39:45,024 You should never have wasted your money on that school. 1458 01:39:45,195 --> 01:39:46,492 Archy, get him out of here. 1459 01:39:48,031 --> 01:39:49,862 I've had enough of him. 1460 01:39:50,033 --> 01:39:52,797 I don't trust myself. Use someone else. 1461 01:39:54,638 --> 01:39:57,732 It's a gathering. I love a gathering. 1462 01:39:57,908 --> 01:40:01,571 Look. It's Mumbles, One Two. 1463 01:40:02,212 --> 01:40:06,444 Handsome Bob, all the old faces today. 1464 01:40:06,617 --> 01:40:09,677 And it was all going so well. 1465 01:40:10,420 --> 01:40:11,910 Except for Archy. 1466 01:40:13,590 --> 01:40:14,818 Had to ruin the day. 1467 01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,787 I was gonna tell him a story about you, Daddy. 1468 01:40:21,164 --> 01:40:24,099 I thought I'd tell him the story about how you grassed him up. 1469 01:40:24,268 --> 01:40:26,361 Whoa, fuck! 1470 01:40:26,536 --> 01:40:30,996 Fucking hell, Len. Calm down. 1471 01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:32,435 Now, give us that. 1472 01:40:33,377 --> 01:40:35,845 That wasn't one of your best shots, was it now, Daddy? 1473 01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:39,104 If you wanted to shut me up, it should've been higher. 1474 01:40:39,283 --> 01:40:41,615 - Danny, come here. You're only 6 feet away. 1475 01:40:41,785 --> 01:40:43,047 Come here. 1476 01:40:45,088 --> 01:40:48,353 You get rid of him, Danny, you understand? 1477 01:40:48,525 --> 01:40:50,720 Get rid of him. 1478 01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:58,860 You don't know how much trouble you've caused... 1479 01:40:59,036 --> 01:41:03,564 ...but please understand that I will kill you very slowly... 1480 01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:06,538 ...if you don't tell me where my... 1481 01:41:06,710 --> 01:41:08,234 Hey, Archy. 1482 01:41:09,813 --> 01:41:11,212 The address is in my jacket. 1483 01:41:11,381 --> 01:41:13,815 I wouldn't mess you around, Archy, it's in my jacket. 1484 01:41:22,492 --> 01:41:24,255 What does it say? 1485 01:41:33,737 --> 01:41:36,035 You want to know what it says, Len? 1486 01:41:38,642 --> 01:41:43,909 Funny thing about the law, it can be quite flexible. 1487 01:41:44,681 --> 01:41:46,911 Because every time an informer... 1488 01:41:47,084 --> 01:41:50,884 ...finds himself in front of a judge, a secret letter... 1489 01:41:51,054 --> 01:41:55,047 - stands witness as to the cooperation and efficiency... 1490 01:41:55,225 --> 01:41:56,590 - of that informer. 1491 01:41:56,760 --> 01:42:00,196 And if that informer provides adequate information... 1492 01:42:00,364 --> 01:42:05,063 ...then that dog of dogs is magically released. 1493 01:42:05,235 --> 01:42:07,863 A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card. 1494 01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:09,767 And it comes with a very good alibi. 1495 01:42:10,674 --> 01:42:13,507 Now, you give us the names of the people you want put down... 1496 01:42:13,677 --> 01:42:15,577 ...and we'll get them the long sentences. 1497 01:42:15,746 --> 01:42:18,613 You can appear to reduce those terms through your contacts. 1498 01:42:18,782 --> 01:42:22,912 We'll make you look like a fucking guardian angel to the underworld. 1499 01:42:23,887 --> 01:42:24,911 Trusted throughout. 1500 01:42:25,088 --> 01:42:27,955 The only evidence that will ever remain of this deal... 1501 01:42:28,125 --> 01:42:30,093 ...comes in the form of a very exclusive... 1502 01:42:30,260 --> 01:42:33,093 ...and hard-to-come-by legal document called a secret dept. 1503 01:42:33,263 --> 01:42:37,131 As in deposition or handlers sheet. 1504 01:42:38,235 --> 01:42:40,499 Of course, the informer always uses a false name. 1505 01:42:40,670 --> 01:42:42,103 What name do you like? 1506 01:42:42,272 --> 01:42:43,569 - Johnny? - Tommy? 1507 01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:46,231 You can have Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy. 1508 01:42:46,410 --> 01:42:49,277 But I've seen this name many times over the last 20 years. 1509 01:42:49,913 --> 01:42:51,107 And I always wondered... 1510 01:42:51,281 --> 01:42:54,273 Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len? 1511 01:42:55,185 --> 01:42:56,447 Nothing to do with you. 1512 01:42:56,620 --> 01:42:59,145 What name do you like the sound of? I like Sidney. 1513 01:42:59,689 --> 01:43:01,020 I like the sound of that. 1514 01:43:01,191 --> 01:43:04,183 Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor. 1515 01:43:04,361 --> 01:43:06,795 You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw. 1516 01:43:06,963 --> 01:43:08,760 No, they're setting me up, Archy. 1517 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:14,536 You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney. 1518 01:43:15,605 --> 01:43:17,835 You are a very dirty bastard indeed. 1519 01:43:19,576 --> 01:43:21,806 Cut that lot free, get them out of here now. 1520 01:43:22,079 --> 01:43:24,343 No need to worry just yet, fellas. 1521 01:43:24,514 --> 01:43:27,483 Nothing's gonna happen while we're standing in the lift. 1522 01:43:27,884 --> 01:43:30,478 They'd have to carry the corpses over to the cars... 1523 01:43:30,654 --> 01:43:32,884 ...and that's too much like hard work. 1524 01:43:33,390 --> 01:43:37,326 In about two minutes from now, when we're all walking along happily... 1525 01:43:37,494 --> 01:43:41,191 ...Danny boy over there is gonna turn and pop me two in the head. 1526 01:43:44,134 --> 01:43:46,534 Then one in the throat just to be sure. 1527 01:43:48,138 --> 01:43:50,402 You shouldn't have brought me here, fellas. 1528 01:43:50,574 --> 01:43:52,405 You're just gonna end up as witnesses. 1529 01:43:54,344 --> 01:43:56,642 Once they've "dealt" with us... 1530 01:43:57,848 --> 01:44:00,749 ...they're gonna put our corpses in the boot of a stolen car... 1531 01:44:00,917 --> 01:44:03,909 ...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top. 1532 01:44:04,087 --> 01:44:07,022 I can let your imagination fill in the rest. 1533 01:44:09,392 --> 01:44:11,860 But see now, Danny boy is rattled. 1534 01:44:13,196 --> 01:44:14,754 Because he knows that you know. 1535 01:44:14,931 --> 01:44:19,061 So he's gonna fire. 1536 01:44:37,821 --> 01:44:40,847 Mickey, pass me the gun. 1537 01:44:41,024 --> 01:44:43,857 Quickly. Quickly, Mickey. 1538 01:44:44,027 --> 01:44:47,292 Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head. 1539 01:44:59,576 --> 01:45:01,237 May I please have some help, fellas? 1540 01:45:06,683 --> 01:45:08,082 Put your fucking hands up. 1541 01:45:18,161 --> 01:45:20,789 I think we should get out of here, don't you, John? 1542 01:45:29,739 --> 01:45:31,673 Make the deal, come on. 1543 01:45:31,841 --> 01:45:35,368 Turn them in. It's not like the first time you done it, is it? 1544 01:45:38,448 --> 01:45:41,076 Michael Finny, 10 years. 1545 01:45:42,385 --> 01:45:43,784 Fred the Head. - Fred the Head. 1546 01:45:43,954 --> 01:45:46,514 Give him a five, for a bank job he's about to pull. 1547 01:45:46,690 --> 01:45:49,181 Here's the time and here's the place. 1548 01:45:49,359 --> 01:45:51,327 Frazier Nash, 15 years. 1549 01:45:51,494 --> 01:45:54,486 One Two, just a two-stretch to calm the flash fucker down. 1550 01:45:55,365 --> 01:45:58,994 Cousin Ronnie got six years because of you, you bastard. 1551 01:45:59,169 --> 01:46:01,694 Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy, so give him a three. 1552 01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:04,805 Byron Dexter, eight years. 1553 01:46:04,975 --> 01:46:07,466 The Jew twins, 14 years. 1554 01:46:09,012 --> 01:46:12,345 The Jew twins, 14 years. 1555 01:46:12,515 --> 01:46:18,044 Archy, he's as loyal as a dog, but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years. 1556 01:46:18,655 --> 01:46:19,849 Four years for Archy. 1557 01:46:21,124 --> 01:46:25,788 And of course me, Archy, four long fucking years. 1558 01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:41,199 There is no spring without a winter. 1559 01:46:41,478 --> 01:46:44,072 No life without death. 1560 01:46:44,414 --> 01:46:46,678 And the demise of Lenny has blown a new season... 1561 01:46:46,850 --> 01:46:49,512 ...into the lungs of young Johnny. 1562 01:46:51,821 --> 01:46:55,757 Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw. 1563 01:46:58,561 --> 01:47:02,429 Well, it looks like that clinic sorted you right out, Johnny boy. 1564 01:47:06,102 --> 01:47:07,228 You feeling better? 1565 01:47:08,405 --> 01:47:11,499 Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos. 1566 01:47:12,342 --> 01:47:16,039 I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up. 1567 01:47:16,212 --> 01:47:17,611 All but these little bastards. 1568 01:47:19,649 --> 01:47:21,082 Come on, give us a cuddle. 1569 01:47:22,986 --> 01:47:24,749 Welcome home. 1570 01:47:26,156 --> 01:47:29,455 - Give us your money, Arch. - No, I can do better than that. 1571 01:47:29,626 --> 01:47:33,027 Turbo, show him his welcome-home present. 1572 01:47:33,196 --> 01:47:35,596 What, you got me another coffin? 1573 01:47:38,201 --> 01:47:40,431 Goodbye, cruel world. 1574 01:47:43,206 --> 01:47:47,074 Now, I know how much you like the art, I thought that would look good on your wall. 1575 01:47:47,477 --> 01:47:50,378 Someone's been telling you stories, Arch. 1576 01:47:50,714 --> 01:47:52,545 Now, that must've been expensive. 1577 01:47:53,416 --> 01:47:57,250 As it happens, it did cost a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg. 1578 01:47:59,656 --> 01:48:01,749 I see your music's back in the charts. 1579 01:48:01,925 --> 01:48:03,825 Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla. 1580 01:48:03,993 --> 01:48:05,551 Why, what you gonna be now, John? 1581 01:48:06,863 --> 01:48:08,831 You wanna watch out... 1582 01:48:10,100 --> 01:48:12,432 ...because I'm gonna be just like you, uncle. 1583 01:48:12,602 --> 01:48:17,096 Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 124096

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