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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:37,139 You're going the wrong way! 2 00:01:58,433 --> 00:01:59,834 Franklin! 3 00:02:10,545 --> 00:02:12,480 What the hell's wrong with you? 4 00:02:13,047 --> 00:02:14,444 You bastard! 5 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:16,845 You all right? 6 00:02:28,694 --> 00:02:29,593 Who's that? 7 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:30,990 Your momma! 8 00:02:58,857 --> 00:03:01,051 Franklin, you forgot your coat. 9 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:06,358 - I'm going to dunk on you. - You couldn't dunk doughnuts. 10 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:07,495 A dollar! 11 00:03:07,696 --> 00:03:08,755 You got it. 12 00:03:08,966 --> 00:03:10,762 Step aside, chump. 13 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,632 Pay up, sucker! 14 00:06:48,071 --> 00:06:49,097 Christ! 15 00:06:49,874 --> 00:06:54,399 Do you recognize this man as Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jones? 16 00:06:55,079 --> 00:06:56,273 What was your... 17 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:59,276 ...relationship with the deceased? 18 00:06:59,649 --> 00:07:01,551 He was my Avon lady. 19 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:03,446 - Give me a break. - Give me a break! 20 00:07:03,653 --> 00:07:06,314 You think this is a thrilling morning for me? 21 00:07:06,522 --> 00:07:08,545 Eat an Egg McMuffin, look at a dead guy. 22 00:07:08,757 --> 00:07:10,588 Look, honey, I-- 23 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:12,451 I'm not your honey. 24 00:07:12,661 --> 00:07:14,255 It's Belinda. 25 00:07:14,563 --> 00:07:17,031 As a matter of fact, it's Miss Keaton. 26 00:07:17,232 --> 00:07:19,200 Are you listening to this? 27 00:07:19,701 --> 00:07:21,633 She's a whore. 28 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:24,335 Hello. 29 00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:28,367 And this guy here was her pimp! 30 00:07:28,576 --> 00:07:30,943 He didn't pay off someone like he was supposed to... 31 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,875 ...so somebody made him kiss the sidewalk. 32 00:07:34,315 --> 00:07:36,078 Can I close the drawer now? 33 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:37,512 Sure. 34 00:07:38,919 --> 00:07:41,853 All right. Now can you tell me who sent him to pimp heaven? 35 00:07:42,054 --> 00:07:45,422 - Sure! Now can you kiss my ass? - For how much? 36 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:49,289 Is someone going to pick up Mr. Jones? We sure could use the space. 37 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:51,191 You've got it, sport. 38 00:07:51,831 --> 00:07:54,798 Sir, could you sign right here? 39 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:56,558 Excuse me. 40 00:07:57,336 --> 00:08:01,365 Franklin once told me that he wanted to be buried in his car. 41 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:03,737 We don't do that. 42 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,273 You'd probably have to call the funeral home... 43 00:08:06,477 --> 00:08:09,276 ...or the Department of Motor Vehicles. 44 00:08:10,649 --> 00:08:12,412 Don't I know you? 45 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,350 Yeah, I do. I do. 46 00:08:15,555 --> 00:08:17,545 No. I couldn't. 47 00:08:17,755 --> 00:08:18,779 I wouldn't! 48 00:08:18,991 --> 00:08:20,550 I'm engaged. 49 00:08:21,726 --> 00:08:24,320 Here's a picture of my fiancée, Charlotte. 50 00:08:26,198 --> 00:08:27,892 The picture doesn't do her justice. 51 00:08:28,099 --> 00:08:30,397 She's suffering from water buildup. 52 00:08:30,599 --> 00:08:31,863 I thought I knew you. 53 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:34,434 A lot of guys have my face. 54 00:08:35,339 --> 00:08:36,965 This is my mom. 55 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,502 - You okay, Chuck? - Thanks for waiting. 56 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:42,677 I'm taking off. 57 00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:44,870 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Good night. 58 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:49,180 Hi, Mr. Carboni. 59 00:08:49,587 --> 00:08:50,848 Ain't you going home? 60 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:53,748 Hector's an hour late. It's seven o'clock. 61 00:08:54,957 --> 00:08:57,482 - Hector's been transferred. - You got a new night man. 62 00:08:57,693 --> 00:09:01,152 Not exactly. Starting tomorrow, you're on night shift. 63 00:09:02,499 --> 00:09:03,863 Night shift? 64 00:09:04,265 --> 00:09:05,426 I started on night shift. 65 00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:07,660 I'm here 6 years. I thought I'd get a raise-- 66 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:11,099 Are you going to make trouble? Are you going to go over my head? 67 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:16,106 Night shift? 68 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,172 Hey, Chuckie, baby! 69 00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:23,107 Come on! Night shift's better! 70 00:09:23,317 --> 00:09:26,482 There's no supervisors. You practically run the place. 71 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:28,553 You like to read. It's quiet at night. 72 00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:31,656 - It's quiet during the day. - Good. It's settled. 73 00:09:31,859 --> 00:09:34,952 See you tomorrow night. You'll be breaking in a new partner. 74 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,459 Bill something or other. 75 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,063 Mr. Carboni? 76 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:40,427 Who has my job? 77 00:09:44,037 --> 00:09:46,334 Right here. It's right on here. 78 00:09:51,643 --> 00:09:53,942 He seems to have the same last name you do. 79 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:57,248 I think he's my nephew. I'll see you, Chuck. 80 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:13,589 Well, that's just wonderful. 81 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,233 What am I supposed to be doing every night while you're working? 82 00:10:17,469 --> 00:10:19,902 - I'll be home days. - I work days. 83 00:10:20,105 --> 00:10:22,800 All normal people work days. 84 00:10:23,006 --> 00:10:24,702 Should I have quit? Want me to go-- 85 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:28,208 Why ask me? I don't know why you work there in the first place. 86 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:30,504 Your mother says you're a financial wizard. 87 00:10:30,779 --> 00:10:33,647 Why do you listen to my mother? This is the same woman... 88 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,478 ...who goes to a séance every Friday night since my father died... 89 00:10:36,686 --> 00:10:39,210 ...just so she can still yell at him. 90 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,532 How long will you be on there? 91 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,292 Until the wedding. 92 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,800 That's nine months. 93 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:58,063 Don't you want me to look good? 94 00:10:58,806 --> 00:11:00,934 I think you look good now. 95 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:04,868 And I think you're the sweetest man in the world. 96 00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:04,625 Every day! 97 00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:47,739 You're going the wrong way! 98 00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:03,689 You the night guy? 99 00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,652 How you doing? I'm Leonard Carboni. 100 00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:11,353 What a pleasure to meet you, Leonard. 101 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,922 - How was your first day? - Shitty! 102 00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,034 - A lot of paperwork. - I see. 103 00:13:16,237 --> 00:13:18,033 Uncle Sal said you'd straighten it out. 104 00:13:18,238 --> 00:13:19,398 Fine. 105 00:14:33,475 --> 00:14:35,136 Jumpin' Jack Flash 106 00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:42,478 How you doing? 107 00:14:42,684 --> 00:14:43,741 I'm Bill Blazejowski. 108 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,282 Call me Billy Blaze. You must be Chuck. 109 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:47,749 Nice shoes. 110 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,015 This is all right. 111 00:14:50,225 --> 00:14:53,682 Guess this is where I'll be working. I'm your new partner. 112 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,987 Swish! They're going crazy in the arena! 113 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,063 They can't believe it! Unbelievable! 114 00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:02,497 Great! What's our job? Drive around and pick up stiffs? 115 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,533 Is that what we're supposed to do? 116 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:05,830 Who's this? Wife? 117 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,563 Fiancée. 118 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,236 Nice frame. 119 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,407 We can make stuff. We can read. 120 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,638 Coffee. This is great! 121 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,009 I like it. 122 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,841 You want to know why I carry this tape recorder? 123 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,248 It's to tape things. 124 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,615 See... 125 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,322 ...I'm an idea man, Chuck. All right? 126 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,585 I get ideas all day. I can't control them. 127 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,454 It's like they come charging in. 128 00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:33,632 I can't even fight them if I wanted to. 129 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,459 So I say them in here. 130 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,260 That way, I never forget them. 131 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,334 Okay, here's an example. 132 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,401 Watch out. Stand back. 133 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:42,699 This is Bill. 134 00:15:42,906 --> 00:15:45,273 Idea to eliminate garbage. 135 00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:47,306 Edible paper. 136 00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:51,205 Eat it, it's gone. 137 00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,851 Eat it, it's out of there. No garbage. 138 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,850 I got everything in here. Business ideas, inventions. 139 00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,215 I wrote a couple of musicals. 140 00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:01,084 Would you like to see the rest of the office? 141 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:05,424 Want a Snickers? It's not frozen, my refrigerator broke. 142 00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:06,493 I understand. 143 00:16:07,364 --> 00:16:09,331 Where you from? I'm from Cleveland. 144 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,591 I'm originally from Seattle. 145 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:14,032 - And this is our lab. - Yeah, it's nice. 146 00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:16,229 Get this. I'm living with this chick. 147 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,133 I come home, I catch her in bed... 148 00:16:18,341 --> 00:16:19,398 ...with another girl. 149 00:16:19,607 --> 00:16:21,440 I went, "No!" I couldn't believe it! 150 00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:24,339 She went lesbo on me, like that. Unbelievable! 151 00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:27,517 I just finished my dinner. I walked right out of there. 152 00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:30,514 - What do you think? Was that wrong? - That's very personal-- 153 00:16:30,718 --> 00:16:32,516 What's in here? Just stiffs and stuff? 154 00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:34,120 No, we call them corpses. 155 00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:35,948 - Can I take a peek? - Sure. 156 00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:36,987 I think there's one-- 157 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:39,093 This Carboni guy. Is he our boss? 158 00:16:39,294 --> 00:16:42,229 He's the supervisor. He's not here at night. 159 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:45,490 Get out of town! Just you, me and the stiffs alone? 160 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,667 That's going to be radical! 161 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,597 That guy's dead. 162 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:00,745 Charlotte? 163 00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:05,280 You've been in there half an hour. You okay? 164 00:17:05,518 --> 00:17:06,575 I'm fat. 165 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,217 You're not fat. 166 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,750 I'm fat! 167 00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:12,884 This is my one night off. 168 00:17:13,092 --> 00:17:15,527 I look forward to this all week. 169 00:17:15,728 --> 00:17:17,094 Why don't you come to bed? 170 00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:19,922 I just want to lose six more pounds. 171 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:21,966 Tonight? 172 00:17:23,368 --> 00:17:27,466 Why don't you run into bed? Maybe you'll lose pounds along the way. 173 00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:30,703 All right, Chuck. Just don't look at me. 174 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,703 Are the lights out? 175 00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,639 Are the lights out? 176 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:50,387 Could you close the drapes? 177 00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:52,320 Sure. 178 00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,058 Could you just check the apartment? 179 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:04,097 Why do I have to check the apartment every time? 180 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:08,469 Would you, please? If you check the apartment, then I can relax. 181 00:18:18,487 --> 00:18:19,885 Nobody here. 182 00:18:46,115 --> 00:18:47,740 Are you excited? 183 00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:50,509 Like the French when Lindbergh landed. 184 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,251 Am I fat? 185 00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:55,176 Am I fat? 186 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:56,549 You're a willow. 187 00:18:56,757 --> 00:18:57,883 You're a reed. 188 00:18:58,092 --> 00:18:59,954 You're Audrey Hepburn. 189 00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:08,657 You're not fat. 190 00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:09,857 That music. 191 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:11,035 What music? 192 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:12,099 That music. 193 00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:13,931 What music? 194 00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:19,408 It's just a little loud music. 195 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,546 Well, it bothers me. 196 00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:26,774 You let too many things bother you. 197 00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:28,713 That way you'll never have an orgas-- 198 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,880 Don't you say that word! 199 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,579 I'm sorry. 200 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,585 I'm sorry. 201 00:19:58,015 --> 00:20:00,277 Who the hell is that? 202 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,580 Did you knock on that door? 203 00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:07,987 Well? 204 00:20:08,189 --> 00:20:10,920 Mistake. It's a very big mistake. 205 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,718 Luke, who is it? 206 00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:14,590 Some dwarf. 207 00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,293 Thank you. 208 00:20:16,764 --> 00:20:19,961 What's taking so long? Will he stop playing that awful music? 209 00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:24,036 - We were just getting to that-- - What's she mean, "awful music"? 210 00:20:24,471 --> 00:20:27,374 Awful good. She meant awful good. 211 00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:32,973 Why don't you go back inside? I'll be right in. 212 00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,878 Go play with your rope. 213 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,143 Don't be long, now. 214 00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:41,917 Sorry. We'll keep it down, okay? 215 00:20:44,224 --> 00:20:46,317 I knew I recognized you! 216 00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:48,186 Last week, at the morgue. 217 00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:50,159 I knew I recognized you. 218 00:20:50,364 --> 00:20:53,491 I'd probably seen you in the building when I moved in. 219 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:54,897 You live here? 220 00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,028 But don't worry. 221 00:20:57,236 --> 00:21:00,069 Luke is leaving town with the rodeo, and I... 222 00:21:00,272 --> 00:21:01,933 ...hardly ever do business up here. 223 00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,069 What kind of business are they doing? 224 00:21:06,578 --> 00:21:07,637 She sells cowboy hats. 225 00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:09,245 The man was in his underwear. 226 00:21:09,715 --> 00:21:11,772 And cowboy underwear. 227 00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:14,851 Belinda! Come on, darling. Haul it in here, now. 228 00:21:15,053 --> 00:21:16,418 I'll be right in. 229 00:21:16,622 --> 00:21:17,850 I've got to go. 230 00:21:18,056 --> 00:21:19,080 We'll keep it down. 231 00:21:19,492 --> 00:21:21,083 See you around, neighbor. 232 00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:24,152 I took care of that. Let's go back inside. 233 00:21:24,661 --> 00:21:25,855 I think I should go home. 234 00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:28,761 Why? They said they'll keep it down. 235 00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,125 When did you get dressed? 236 00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:34,202 It wasn't going to be any good tonight anyway. I feel so guilty! 237 00:21:35,604 --> 00:21:37,402 I cheated today. 238 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:41,807 - You're kidding. - I had a Nestle's Crunch bar. 239 00:21:42,312 --> 00:21:43,541 Food. 240 00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:47,005 I feel like dirt. I am really sorry. 241 00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:49,481 No one else would be this patient with me. 242 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,880 I'll see you next Sunday. 243 00:22:15,844 --> 00:22:17,210 Food came. 244 00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:19,777 You owe me three dollars. 245 00:22:20,781 --> 00:22:23,511 I'm really getting good at remembering these cards. 246 00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:25,747 Twenty-one. 247 00:22:27,155 --> 00:22:28,178 Boy, I tell you... 248 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,413 ...this weekend is it. 249 00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:33,625 This weekend, I go to Atlantic City... 250 00:22:33,826 --> 00:22:36,728 ...and I do nothing but play blackjack straight through. 251 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,898 I won't even get a room, I'll just get those Wash 'N Drys. 252 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:42,796 You know? Did I tell you I thought of them first? 253 00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:44,697 Only they already had them. 254 00:22:45,537 --> 00:22:47,563 Twenty-one. What's the matter? 255 00:22:47,772 --> 00:22:50,070 I ordered egg salad and they sent me tuna fish. 256 00:22:50,276 --> 00:22:53,713 They always send the wrong food. Send it back, get what you want. 257 00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,779 They get angry if you complain. 258 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:56,912 It's all right. 259 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:59,083 The chef has a lot on his mind. 260 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:00,943 Like what? Curing cancer? 261 00:23:04,892 --> 00:23:06,152 Wait a minute. 262 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:08,988 Hold the phone. 263 00:23:09,192 --> 00:23:10,091 I got it! 264 00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:12,285 Oh, you're going to cure cancer. 265 00:23:13,231 --> 00:23:14,493 Tuna fish. 266 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:16,756 What if you mix... 267 00:23:16,969 --> 00:23:19,095 ...mayonnaise in the can with the tuna? 268 00:23:19,303 --> 00:23:20,134 Hold it! 269 00:23:20,336 --> 00:23:22,236 Hold it! Wait a minute! 270 00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:25,373 Take live tuna fish... 271 00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,544 ...and feed them mayonnaise. 272 00:23:27,745 --> 00:23:28,677 This is good. 273 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,107 Call StarKist. 274 00:23:31,049 --> 00:23:32,445 This is great! 275 00:23:32,649 --> 00:23:34,947 Wall Street Journal? Why not the Enquirer? 276 00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:37,381 It interests me. I was an investment counselor. 277 00:23:37,587 --> 00:23:38,849 No kidding? 278 00:23:39,121 --> 00:23:39,952 What's that? 279 00:23:40,156 --> 00:23:41,419 It's like a stockbroker. 280 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:44,218 So what are you doing babysitting stiffs? 281 00:23:46,596 --> 00:23:49,223 You're a drinker, big drinker? 282 00:23:49,831 --> 00:23:52,426 Toothead. Doper. Nose candy. Coke. 283 00:23:53,835 --> 00:23:54,733 Come on. 284 00:23:55,538 --> 00:23:57,527 It was a very rough job! 285 00:23:57,739 --> 00:24:00,401 I'd shape up a deal over two months, another man... 286 00:24:00,609 --> 00:24:02,702 ...would come in and take all the credit. 287 00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:06,678 I just needed a place that was quiet. I'm in a transitional period. 288 00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:10,818 What kind of paper is this? No sports, no comics, no Ann Landers. 289 00:24:12,453 --> 00:24:13,316 Can I help you? 290 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,285 Yes, I'm looking for a Mr. Blazejowski. 291 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:21,520 I'm Jefferey Durkin. 292 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:22,990 You sure are. 293 00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:24,356 How you doing, Jeff? 294 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,363 You got money for me? Some cash? Some do-re-mi? 295 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,035 - 20 bucks, right? - 20 bucks. Thanks. 296 00:24:30,238 --> 00:24:32,363 Wait outside while I'm getting the car. 297 00:24:32,569 --> 00:24:34,334 - Sure. - All right, there you go. 298 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:35,666 Nice tux! 299 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,035 Good fit! 300 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:43,406 I don't want to be a buttinksy, but what exactly is going on? 301 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:47,381 Some kind of debutante ball. Kid wants me to take him and his girl. 302 00:24:47,585 --> 00:24:49,520 You're taking one of the morgue vehicles? 303 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,383 It's a limo, ain't it? It's a limo for dead people. 304 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:54,149 Did you see that kid? 305 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,426 Wait. Are you telling me... 306 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:58,994 ...that every night you leave, this is what you do? 307 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,028 There isn't a debutante ball every night. 308 00:25:01,232 --> 00:25:03,792 I do weddings, bar mitzvahs or just cruise the airport. 309 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,971 I picked up these Japanese guys. 310 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,331 $400 from the airport to the U.N. 311 00:25:08,537 --> 00:25:10,233 You're ripping off diplomats! 312 00:25:10,439 --> 00:25:11,271 Here. 313 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:12,703 It's $100. 314 00:25:12,909 --> 00:25:14,136 What is this for? 315 00:25:14,344 --> 00:25:16,313 Okay, big-time, let's roll! 316 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,004 Rock and roll! 317 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,725 What happens if we get a call? 318 00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:37,522 If you have to go and pick up a body or.... 319 00:25:38,565 --> 00:25:39,898 I'll be back. 320 00:25:41,004 --> 00:25:43,972 By the time I get there, they won't be dead anymore? 321 00:25:46,341 --> 00:25:47,932 Hey, kid. Do you like music? 322 00:25:48,143 --> 00:25:49,633 - Sure! - Good. 323 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,749 Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas-gas-gas 324 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,944 Okay, Hoppy, lead the way. 325 00:26:34,653 --> 00:26:37,382 Oh, Pebbles! Daddy's home! 326 00:26:44,196 --> 00:26:45,787 Good evening, Leonard. 327 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,430 Hi, Mr. Lumley. 328 00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:49,656 Boy, that Barney Rubble. 329 00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:51,129 What an actor! 330 00:26:51,336 --> 00:26:54,668 We got some bodies in the wrong drawers. But Uncle Sal said-- 331 00:26:54,873 --> 00:26:56,305 I'd straighten it out. 332 00:26:56,508 --> 00:26:57,530 Good night, Mr. Lumley. 333 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,471 Flintstones, meet them Flintstones 334 00:27:00,677 --> 00:27:03,077 They're the modern Stone Age family 335 00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,220 "Name of the deceased." 336 00:27:21,429 --> 00:27:23,421 "Something Polish"? 337 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,865 I just saw jerky Leonard. Why don't we have TV? 338 00:27:29,072 --> 00:27:30,801 Want to hear about my weekend? 339 00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:33,267 I've been working on my blackjack system. 340 00:27:33,675 --> 00:27:35,142 All right. So. 341 00:27:35,343 --> 00:27:36,776 I go down to Atlantic City... 342 00:27:36,978 --> 00:27:39,209 ...and I'm in the casino with my Wash 'N Drys. 343 00:27:39,414 --> 00:27:41,507 Did I tell you I had the idea for them first? 344 00:27:41,718 --> 00:27:44,709 Anyway, I'm sitting there and I'm playing blackjack, right? 345 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,409 They bar me. 346 00:27:47,089 --> 00:27:48,055 They bar me! 347 00:27:48,256 --> 00:27:50,519 I'm out! I'm barred! I can't get in now. 348 00:27:50,723 --> 00:27:53,558 Right? You know why? Being too good a player. 349 00:27:53,763 --> 00:27:55,353 How much did you win? 350 00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:57,725 I was down a couple hundred. 351 00:27:57,932 --> 00:27:59,764 But they could tell I was good. 352 00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:02,457 They looked at me and threw me out. They bar me. 353 00:28:02,668 --> 00:28:05,195 So they deal me off the bottom. I can tell. 354 00:28:05,406 --> 00:28:08,068 So I yell at the dealer. He goes to the pit boss. 355 00:28:08,276 --> 00:28:11,938 So I throw my complimentary watered-down drink in his fat face! 356 00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:16,006 So they barred me for being too good a player. 357 00:28:16,984 --> 00:28:18,813 Think I'll go to Vegas next week. 358 00:28:19,018 --> 00:28:21,280 I wish you would shut up. 359 00:28:21,486 --> 00:28:23,250 Vegas knows how to treat you right. 360 00:28:23,455 --> 00:28:25,650 Because you got broads and Wayne Newton. 361 00:28:25,857 --> 00:28:27,382 He's an Indian, did you know? 362 00:28:27,593 --> 00:28:29,755 - I'll introduce you-- - Do me a favor? 363 00:28:29,962 --> 00:28:31,588 Would you please shut up? 364 00:28:33,899 --> 00:28:34,990 You telling me to shut up? 365 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,566 I'm telling you to shut up! 366 00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:40,829 I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget. 367 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,998 Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to shut up! 368 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:48,744 This used to be a quiet place before you came. 369 00:28:48,945 --> 00:28:50,937 You talk too much! 370 00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:54,607 Edible paper? Feeding mayonnaise to tuna fish? 371 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:58,151 I will give you a quarter if you just stop talking! 372 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:01,847 Thank you. 373 00:29:22,143 --> 00:29:23,838 I thought we were friends. 374 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:40,393 Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to shut up! 375 00:29:41,229 --> 00:29:45,596 Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to shut up! 376 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:50,833 Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to shut up! 377 00:29:51,438 --> 00:29:54,100 --Bill to shut up! 378 00:30:05,218 --> 00:30:07,380 Sorry that I yelled at you. 379 00:30:10,989 --> 00:30:13,047 You think it's been easy on me? 380 00:30:13,257 --> 00:30:16,922 I come in here, I'm the new guy with no friends. 381 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:19,655 I confide in you my whole life! 382 00:30:19,866 --> 00:30:22,164 I tell you my deepest, most intimate stuff. 383 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:24,267 You share anything with me? 384 00:30:26,338 --> 00:30:29,774 I see a picture of your fiancée everyday. 385 00:30:29,975 --> 00:30:32,102 You don't even tell me her name. 386 00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:35,503 I gave you $100. 387 00:30:35,713 --> 00:30:36,737 I didn't ask for it. 388 00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:39,439 That's what made it such a beautiful gesture. 389 00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:41,141 Never mind. Forget it. 390 00:30:41,352 --> 00:30:45,083 We'll work together every night like strangers. That's fine with me. 391 00:30:59,703 --> 00:31:01,033 Charlotte. 392 00:31:02,438 --> 00:31:03,496 What? 393 00:31:04,607 --> 00:31:07,235 My fiancée's name is Charlotte. 394 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:50,513 Oh, my God! 395 00:31:55,690 --> 00:31:58,052 Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you? 396 00:31:58,255 --> 00:32:01,953 It's the other way around. Somebody hit me and then I fell down. 397 00:32:02,161 --> 00:32:03,991 I wish I had my handkerchief. 398 00:32:04,196 --> 00:32:05,893 I've got tissue in my purse. 399 00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:07,258 Let me do it. 400 00:32:11,702 --> 00:32:13,501 Do you have a handkerchief? 401 00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:14,536 Mugger! 402 00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:16,102 I need your handkerchief. 403 00:32:38,162 --> 00:32:38,992 Thank you. 404 00:32:41,465 --> 00:32:46,263 This was the first time I was ever beaten up by a bunch of Bluebells. 405 00:32:46,467 --> 00:32:48,061 I didn't like it. 406 00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:49,738 How are you? 407 00:32:50,807 --> 00:32:52,274 I'm great. 408 00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:56,034 Four pounds of makeup, they'll never know the difference. 409 00:32:56,245 --> 00:32:57,576 Can I ask you a question? 410 00:32:58,446 --> 00:33:01,507 I wouldn't do it with a guy until he paid me. 411 00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:03,850 So, he beat me up. 412 00:33:06,255 --> 00:33:07,847 That's what happens without a pimp. 413 00:33:08,057 --> 00:33:09,820 Some guys figure, why should they pay? 414 00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:12,585 That guy in the morgue. He was your pimp, right? 415 00:33:14,463 --> 00:33:17,227 A lot of Franklin's ladies are in the same boat. 416 00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:20,558 We could find another pimp... 417 00:33:20,769 --> 00:33:23,032 ...but some of those guys are real rough. 418 00:33:23,637 --> 00:33:25,729 Get the girls hooked on dope. 419 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:28,872 Drugs or beat-up. It's a nice choice. 420 00:33:29,377 --> 00:33:32,005 You could do something different. You're very bright. 421 00:33:32,914 --> 00:33:34,538 Is your head okay? 422 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,276 Because I'm real tired. 423 00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:42,447 Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Thank you. 424 00:33:43,591 --> 00:33:45,080 Thanks very much. 425 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,123 I hope everything turns out all right. 426 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:52,953 See you in the halls. 427 00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:22,951 She was just lying there in the elevator? 428 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,094 She was all beat-up. 429 00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:26,892 That's why they have pimps. 430 00:34:27,631 --> 00:34:28,791 That's what she said. 431 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:32,458 She knows a bunch of girls that need pimps. 432 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,898 I really hope they find someone trustworthy. 433 00:34:36,606 --> 00:34:37,971 Are you crazy? 434 00:34:38,175 --> 00:34:39,765 Those guys are killers. 435 00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:41,500 They're animals. 436 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,609 They dress nice, though. 437 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:49,348 Wait a minute. 438 00:34:49,552 --> 00:34:50,677 Hold the phone, Chuck. 439 00:34:50,885 --> 00:34:53,219 We got all that space down at the morgue. 440 00:34:53,423 --> 00:34:57,189 All those cars. All that time at night. Nobody watching us. 441 00:34:57,793 --> 00:34:59,350 We could handle things for your neighbor... 442 00:34:59,561 --> 00:35:01,621 ...and her friends, right out of the morgue! 443 00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:04,957 Pimps? 444 00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,361 Are you saying we should become pimps? 445 00:35:07,636 --> 00:35:09,728 Pimps is an ugly word. 446 00:35:10,636 --> 00:35:11,935 We'll call us Love Brokers. 447 00:35:12,373 --> 00:35:14,430 This is my stop. You think about it. 448 00:35:14,641 --> 00:35:17,874 I really think this is the one. I am excited about this. I mean it. 449 00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:19,603 This is it, I think. 450 00:35:19,814 --> 00:35:21,213 Love Brokers. 451 00:35:23,317 --> 00:35:25,148 Love Brokers! 452 00:35:27,053 --> 00:35:28,316 You and me, buddy! 453 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,491 You're over the rainbow, pal. 454 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,686 Love Brokers. 455 00:36:11,863 --> 00:36:13,762 Last week when you helped me... 456 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:16,260 ...I got a little rude before you left. 457 00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:17,934 Oh, no, you didn't. 458 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,796 Well, anyway.... 459 00:36:20,004 --> 00:36:22,936 We come home from work at the same time each day. 460 00:36:23,906 --> 00:36:27,137 I thought maybe we might start having breakfast together. 461 00:36:28,745 --> 00:36:29,713 You got any eggs? 462 00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:32,672 I practically have a whole dairy in here. 463 00:36:32,882 --> 00:36:34,008 Great! 464 00:36:37,453 --> 00:36:39,579 Your place is beautiful! 465 00:36:39,788 --> 00:36:42,383 And it's warm! My place is freezing. 466 00:36:42,592 --> 00:36:44,422 And you got a kitchen. 467 00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:45,685 And you got eggs. 468 00:36:45,895 --> 00:36:47,382 How do you like your eggs? 469 00:36:47,595 --> 00:36:49,155 - Scrambled. - Of course. 470 00:36:49,364 --> 00:36:51,558 Men love scrambled. 471 00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:52,755 I didn't know that. 472 00:36:52,967 --> 00:36:54,834 Men love scrambled. 473 00:37:03,811 --> 00:37:05,301 Does the window open? 474 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,615 No, I'm real sorry. It's painted shut. 475 00:37:08,817 --> 00:37:12,013 Makes sense, doesn't it? That's where the fire escape is. 476 00:37:13,853 --> 00:37:16,083 Is there a vent or a fan or anything? 477 00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:19,384 Sorry, that room catches all the heat in the morning. 478 00:37:19,793 --> 00:37:21,090 It's okay. 479 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:27,962 Well, you know... 480 00:37:28,167 --> 00:37:30,433 ...it's worse in the summer. 481 00:37:34,507 --> 00:37:36,099 My God! 482 00:37:36,509 --> 00:37:37,998 I'll put my robe back on. 483 00:37:38,277 --> 00:37:39,744 No, no, don't! 484 00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:43,008 What I mean is... 485 00:37:43,215 --> 00:37:45,650 ...that you should be comfortable. 486 00:37:45,852 --> 00:37:47,249 I am. 487 00:37:52,290 --> 00:37:53,382 I'll get that. 488 00:37:53,591 --> 00:37:55,423 It's probably for me. 489 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:03,530 Why'd you call? 490 00:38:04,502 --> 00:38:05,868 What's the matter? 491 00:38:06,771 --> 00:38:08,237 You ate what? 492 00:38:08,439 --> 00:38:10,962 That's okay. Just don't do it again. 493 00:38:11,574 --> 00:38:14,806 What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm not doing anything. 494 00:38:15,646 --> 00:38:18,010 Of course I sound strange if you call me... 495 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:21,651 ...and you say what am I doing, and I'm not doing anything! 496 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,745 Oh, my God. 497 00:38:24,019 --> 00:38:26,349 I just stepped on a tack. 498 00:38:27,856 --> 00:38:29,449 I love you too. 499 00:38:30,228 --> 00:38:31,921 Eggs coming right up. 500 00:38:32,328 --> 00:38:36,195 I was thinking about the last time that we were together. 501 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:37,988 And I was wondering... 502 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,966 ...have you been able to find a.... 503 00:38:41,169 --> 00:38:42,636 A pimp? 504 00:38:43,938 --> 00:38:45,270 I have to, though. 505 00:38:45,641 --> 00:38:47,630 This way's too dangerous. 506 00:38:47,841 --> 00:38:49,741 Lupe, she's my friend. 507 00:38:50,144 --> 00:38:52,613 She got her arm broke last week. 508 00:38:53,682 --> 00:38:55,808 What a sick world! 509 00:38:56,015 --> 00:38:57,575 Yeah. Thank God. 510 00:39:03,056 --> 00:39:05,081 We could do this every morning. 511 00:39:05,992 --> 00:39:07,858 At least until you get tired of eggs. 512 00:39:11,964 --> 00:39:13,898 Boy, it is hot in here. 513 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,470 You got any bread? 514 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,469 I must have left my money at home. 515 00:39:23,675 --> 00:39:25,302 It's in my other pants, I think. 516 00:39:25,509 --> 00:39:26,739 There you go. 517 00:39:26,945 --> 00:39:29,005 $4.90 out of $5? Keep the dime. 518 00:39:29,215 --> 00:39:31,045 That's all right. I'll take these. 519 00:39:35,452 --> 00:39:37,284 They gave me the wrong bread. 520 00:39:37,488 --> 00:39:40,151 - I asked for wheat, I got white. - Send it back. 521 00:39:40,358 --> 00:39:42,553 - You gave him white bread. - Don't make a fuss. 522 00:39:42,761 --> 00:39:45,559 My mother said, you send it back, the chef spits on it. 523 00:39:45,765 --> 00:39:47,697 Turkeys! Come and get your turkeys. 524 00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:50,331 Immoral? 525 00:39:50,534 --> 00:39:52,092 What do you mean, immoral? 526 00:39:52,303 --> 00:39:54,931 As a matter of fact, prostitution is probably... 527 00:39:55,139 --> 00:39:57,665 ...one of the most moral things in the world. 528 00:39:58,777 --> 00:40:00,002 How'd you figure that out? 529 00:40:00,209 --> 00:40:02,144 Simple. You take a guy. 530 00:40:02,344 --> 00:40:04,677 He's in from out of town. Let's say that guy. 531 00:40:04,881 --> 00:40:06,713 He's in from out of town. He's here on business. 532 00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:09,182 He's away from his wife and 2.3 children. 533 00:40:10,788 --> 00:40:14,347 He's got urges. Let's say he goes in to see this picture. 534 00:40:14,556 --> 00:40:16,252 Which, by the way, is not a bad movie. 535 00:40:16,459 --> 00:40:18,221 Anyway, let's say this picture... 536 00:40:18,428 --> 00:40:19,521 ...stimulates his.... 537 00:40:19,729 --> 00:40:20,559 Urges. 538 00:40:21,063 --> 00:40:22,327 Good word. 539 00:40:22,532 --> 00:40:25,159 Now he's out on the street again, right? 540 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:28,232 He is a loaded pistol! He's like Mount St. Helens. 541 00:40:28,438 --> 00:40:29,303 Who walks by... 542 00:40:29,504 --> 00:40:31,665 ...but a Girl Scout swinging her cookies? 543 00:40:31,874 --> 00:40:33,775 Girl Scouts of America. He goes bananas. 544 00:40:33,977 --> 00:40:35,533 He's on her like mud on a pig. 545 00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:38,713 That wouldn't have happened if he'd gone to a hooker, right? 546 00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:41,710 So you call that moral? He goes and jumps on a Girl Scout... 547 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,544 ...and breaks her cookies and you call that moral? 548 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:49,211 You figured that all out just by yourself? 549 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:53,017 - I have that kind of mind. - Yes, you do. 550 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:57,394 So let's do it! 551 00:40:57,866 --> 00:40:59,298 Okay, now? 552 00:41:00,565 --> 00:41:02,000 Yeah, nice. 553 00:41:02,202 --> 00:41:03,896 But isn't this a little high, Angelo? 554 00:41:04,104 --> 00:41:05,799 That's the way I always do it. 555 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,031 You like it that way. 556 00:41:07,241 --> 00:41:08,468 I do? 557 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,302 All right, I do. 558 00:41:11,145 --> 00:41:12,109 How you doing? 559 00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:13,540 You getting a haircut? 560 00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:16,079 No, I just like wearing sheets. 561 00:41:16,283 --> 00:41:18,944 Look at this. Did I tell you? "Girl Scout Attacked!" 562 00:41:19,151 --> 00:41:20,140 In the paper. 563 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,615 Could I see that again? 564 00:41:21,821 --> 00:41:23,877 Right there. "Girl Scout Attacked!" 565 00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:26,881 "Girl Scout Attacked By Dog." 566 00:41:27,091 --> 00:41:29,251 Dog. Guy from out of town. What's the difference? 567 00:41:29,459 --> 00:41:30,518 There's a difference. 568 00:41:30,728 --> 00:41:33,290 One carries an attaché case. The other urinates on a tree. 569 00:41:33,499 --> 00:41:36,590 What are you doing? What is this? A haircut? You call that-- 570 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,029 Even these sideburns out! 571 00:41:38,236 --> 00:41:41,000 The man has a razor in his hand. Let us not get him angry. 572 00:41:41,204 --> 00:41:43,332 One sideburn's up here. The other's in Fort Lauderdale. 573 00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,442 He is a seasoned professional. 574 00:41:46,077 --> 00:41:48,942 Do you want Belinda working for one of those animals? 575 00:41:49,145 --> 00:41:51,513 You want her to be Miss Heroin 1982? 576 00:41:52,382 --> 00:41:54,542 Charlotte's parents are coming in for Thanksgiving. 577 00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:56,844 I really need to get this haircut. 578 00:42:00,656 --> 00:42:02,386 That's it, get the haircut! 579 00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,116 Get all your hair cut. 580 00:42:05,393 --> 00:42:08,692 You only think about yourself. You don't care what happens to me! 581 00:42:08,898 --> 00:42:10,492 Or what happens to Belinda! 582 00:42:10,701 --> 00:42:14,033 You don't care about what happens to the Girl Scouts of America! 583 00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:16,002 I'm fed up, man! 584 00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:18,069 I'm fed up with you! 585 00:42:18,472 --> 00:42:20,600 I wash my hands and my feet of you! 586 00:42:23,345 --> 00:42:24,970 Trim that! 587 00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:34,016 Mr. and Mrs. Koogle, would you like a drink? 588 00:42:34,222 --> 00:42:36,154 Mrs. Koogle and I do not drink. 589 00:42:36,789 --> 00:42:38,018 Of course. 590 00:42:41,862 --> 00:42:43,989 So how do you like our fair city? 591 00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:45,724 We don't. 592 00:42:46,101 --> 00:42:48,362 Perhaps if you drank you would. 593 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,834 Mom, is dinner almost ready? 594 00:42:56,211 --> 00:42:58,201 Turkey's almost dead. 595 00:43:04,784 --> 00:43:07,184 Hi! Happy Thanksgiving. 596 00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:10,380 - Arrested? - I'm really sorry. 597 00:43:10,590 --> 00:43:13,022 I called the landlady and she wasn't home. 598 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,028 They're taking me to night court. My ID and money are in my apartment. 599 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:23,766 This is not a good evening. 600 00:43:23,967 --> 00:43:26,460 My entire family is here for Thanksgiving. 601 00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:27,968 Please! 602 00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:30,697 Franklin used to take care of all these things. 603 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,672 I don't know what they're going to do to me. 604 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:35,646 Don't cry. 605 00:43:35,912 --> 00:43:38,347 I'll be there as soon as I can get there. 606 00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:39,880 Thanks. 607 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:41,516 Thanks a lot. 608 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:46,584 Have you seen the lights on at night? 609 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,554 No wonder this city's going broke! 610 00:43:52,127 --> 00:43:54,790 I have to go out and I'll be back in a minute, okay? 611 00:43:54,998 --> 00:43:57,262 What? Where are you going? 612 00:44:08,944 --> 00:44:12,434 You didn't have to come with me. I would've been home in 10 minutes. 613 00:44:12,646 --> 00:44:15,309 We paid for the rental car, might as well use it. 614 00:44:15,518 --> 00:44:17,041 You want to excuse me, sonny? 615 00:44:17,251 --> 00:44:19,344 I want to know why she called you. 616 00:44:19,555 --> 00:44:21,681 She's my neighbor. 617 00:44:21,889 --> 00:44:23,323 Excuse me. 618 00:44:24,091 --> 00:44:26,926 The district attorney has no objections... 619 00:44:27,126 --> 00:44:29,322 ...so if you like, I think we can proceed. 620 00:44:29,529 --> 00:44:30,758 Next case. 621 00:44:35,804 --> 00:44:37,736 That's his neighbor. 622 00:44:45,046 --> 00:44:48,410 Belinda Keaton, you're charged with prostitution and assault. 623 00:44:48,614 --> 00:44:50,310 Not guilty, your honor. 624 00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:52,006 - Not guilty? - Not guilty! 625 00:44:52,218 --> 00:44:54,346 Not guilty! Your honor, this woman is a menace! 626 00:44:54,554 --> 00:44:57,215 You are one Howard Pelekoudas? 627 00:44:57,455 --> 00:44:59,015 Yes, sir. I'm the victim. 628 00:44:59,226 --> 00:45:00,691 You're an asshole! 629 00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:04,793 Be that as it may... 630 00:45:04,997 --> 00:45:07,090 ...can we proceed? 631 00:45:07,734 --> 00:45:10,328 Mr. Pelekoudas and I had just completed... 632 00:45:10,536 --> 00:45:12,331 ...a business transaction. 633 00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:17,136 At which point, Mr.Pelekoudas attempted to forcibly exact a refund... 634 00:45:17,341 --> 00:45:19,971 ...when services had already been rendered. 635 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:21,542 He tried to grab his money back? 636 00:45:22,113 --> 00:45:24,204 Yes! That's when she assaulted me. 637 00:45:25,749 --> 00:45:26,717 You look unmarked... 638 00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:28,818 ...undamaged to me in any manner. 639 00:45:29,019 --> 00:45:30,417 Oh, yeah? 640 00:45:32,424 --> 00:45:36,186 Feast your eyes on this! 641 00:45:37,761 --> 00:45:38,592 Exhibit "A"! 642 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,894 She bit me! 643 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:43,496 What about my feelings? 644 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,576 You want to know what really steams my bean? 645 00:45:54,911 --> 00:45:57,344 They let that strumpet right back out on the street. 646 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,448 You're moving out of that building. 647 00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:01,376 Why are you friends with that girl? 648 00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:02,516 She's my neighbor! 649 00:46:02,717 --> 00:46:04,241 She happens to be a very nice girl. 650 00:46:04,452 --> 00:46:05,441 She's a harlot. 651 00:46:05,653 --> 00:46:07,954 - Wait a minute-- - You stay out of it! 652 00:46:08,158 --> 00:46:10,090 Let me tell you, when you get married... 653 00:46:10,293 --> 00:46:13,556 ...you'll have to handle him just the way I handled his father. 654 00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:16,359 Damn potholes! 655 00:46:16,564 --> 00:46:18,123 You all right, Rose? 656 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:21,062 If not for me, his father would've done as he pleased. 657 00:46:21,268 --> 00:46:23,499 You know what he wanted to do? Make furniture. 658 00:46:23,706 --> 00:46:25,294 By hand! 659 00:46:25,705 --> 00:46:28,106 Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Koogle. I straightened out Al... 660 00:46:28,309 --> 00:46:30,902 ...and together we'll all straighten out Chuck. 661 00:46:33,346 --> 00:46:35,247 You all right, Rose? 662 00:47:00,705 --> 00:47:01,535 Hey! My bud! 663 00:47:01,739 --> 00:47:03,570 I have to talk to you. It's important. 664 00:47:03,774 --> 00:47:05,140 Come on in. 665 00:47:05,911 --> 00:47:07,311 How'd you get in? 666 00:47:07,512 --> 00:47:08,843 This is a security building. 667 00:47:09,046 --> 00:47:11,140 I'm going to have to talk to that guy. 668 00:47:16,989 --> 00:47:18,478 Way to go! 669 00:47:20,858 --> 00:47:23,123 What are we really talking about here? 670 00:47:24,828 --> 00:47:26,797 What's the essence... 671 00:47:27,264 --> 00:47:29,027 ...of what we're talking about? 672 00:47:29,799 --> 00:47:32,096 I'll spell it out for you if I have to. 673 00:47:39,308 --> 00:47:40,970 Prostitution! 674 00:47:41,778 --> 00:47:42,676 Cut it out! 675 00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:44,242 What is this? 676 00:47:44,781 --> 00:47:46,681 Prostitution. 677 00:47:47,117 --> 00:47:48,176 We can say it. 678 00:47:48,384 --> 00:47:50,043 We're big kids now, right? 679 00:47:50,251 --> 00:47:53,153 Sometimes it helps you understand a word if you break it down. 680 00:47:53,354 --> 00:47:55,346 So let's do that now. Shall we? 681 00:47:55,557 --> 00:47:56,922 PROS-- 682 00:47:57,126 --> 00:47:59,094 Doesn't mean anything. Forget about that. 683 00:47:59,561 --> 00:48:01,789 TIT. I think we all know what that means. 684 00:48:01,995 --> 00:48:04,020 TU-- Okay, TU. 685 00:48:04,332 --> 00:48:05,663 And --TION, of course... 686 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:07,696 ...from the Latin... 687 00:48:08,235 --> 00:48:10,432 ..."to shun." 688 00:48:11,006 --> 00:48:13,494 To say, "No thank you, anyway. I don't want it." 689 00:48:13,706 --> 00:48:15,105 "To push away." 690 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:18,674 Doesn't even belong here. Let's get rid of it. 691 00:48:20,982 --> 00:48:22,313 You know... 692 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,680 ...if I can take a moment here... 693 00:48:25,917 --> 00:48:27,010 ...and I mean this... 694 00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:28,344 ...what I'm about to say. 695 00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,520 I feel a lot of love in this room. 696 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:36,195 Maybe it's me, but I tell you, it was here a minute ago. 697 00:48:36,397 --> 00:48:38,727 And it was really beautiful. 698 00:48:38,930 --> 00:48:42,197 So at this moment it's important that I see all of your breasts. 699 00:48:43,368 --> 00:48:45,496 Or I don't have to see your breasts. 700 00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:48,697 Let's get out of here. This guy's no pimp. He's a wimp! 701 00:48:48,907 --> 00:48:50,966 Come on, you guys! Give him a chance. 702 00:48:51,810 --> 00:48:53,003 Is this a joke? 703 00:48:53,211 --> 00:48:55,804 You're missing The Donahue Show. I had you on the show. 704 00:48:56,014 --> 00:48:56,879 Booked! 705 00:48:57,948 --> 00:49:01,077 You've got to tell them. Just tell them like you told me. 706 00:49:01,819 --> 00:49:02,910 Get out of here. 707 00:49:03,187 --> 00:49:05,018 Let's go. We wasted enough time. 708 00:49:06,324 --> 00:49:10,762 How would you ladies like to earn 10 times what you earn now? 709 00:49:12,995 --> 00:49:14,256 I'm not kidding. 710 00:49:14,631 --> 00:49:18,226 Ten times the amount of money that you earn right now. 711 00:49:19,836 --> 00:49:21,499 You want to use the blackboard? 712 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,808 You know, you're absolutely right. 713 00:49:27,310 --> 00:49:28,800 We're not pimps. 714 00:49:31,747 --> 00:49:33,546 If I understand it correctly... 715 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,116 ...pimps make 70... 716 00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:37,215 ...80, 90 percent... 717 00:49:37,418 --> 00:49:38,443 ...of your money, right? 718 00:49:39,522 --> 00:49:42,046 You work very hard for that money, don't you? 719 00:49:42,557 --> 00:49:45,460 Then please think of William and myself... 720 00:49:45,661 --> 00:49:46,923 ...as business managers. 721 00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:49,721 As agents, if you will. We're only interested... 722 00:49:49,929 --> 00:49:51,864 ...in 10 percent of your money. 723 00:49:52,098 --> 00:49:52,929 Ten percent? 724 00:49:53,135 --> 00:49:54,965 Leave him alone. He's doing fine. 725 00:49:57,672 --> 00:49:59,607 And ladies, I have a knack. 726 00:49:59,808 --> 00:50:02,331 I can take money and I can make it into more money. 727 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,032 - Oh, boy! - More money? 728 00:50:04,244 --> 00:50:07,146 Why shouldn't you have the fruits of your labor? 729 00:50:07,915 --> 00:50:10,280 Why should you be cheated and beaten? 730 00:50:11,752 --> 00:50:13,217 Do you have a dental plan? 731 00:50:13,419 --> 00:50:15,116 Do you have a health plan? 732 00:50:15,322 --> 00:50:18,586 If you come with us, we'd like to give you a sound foundation. 733 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:20,623 A financial foundation. 734 00:50:20,827 --> 00:50:23,160 And if you don't come with us, I understand. 735 00:50:23,364 --> 00:50:25,262 Thank you very much for listening. 736 00:50:25,464 --> 00:50:27,159 No! Wait a minute. 737 00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:29,962 That was great! 738 00:50:31,569 --> 00:50:33,938 What do you think? You think this guy's legit? 739 00:50:36,509 --> 00:50:38,941 Wait, these guys are snowing us! You know that. 740 00:50:39,143 --> 00:50:40,941 This is too easy. 741 00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:44,776 You should've pushed a little more. 742 00:50:44,984 --> 00:50:46,677 I did the best I could. 743 00:50:47,186 --> 00:50:49,345 Okay, are we going to do this? 744 00:50:52,390 --> 00:50:53,653 We're all yours! 745 00:50:54,325 --> 00:50:55,759 You pushed just enough. You-- 746 00:50:55,959 --> 00:50:58,986 Right up to it and then you laid back. That's perfect. 747 00:51:03,768 --> 00:51:06,564 We'll get to have them all too, sexually. 748 00:53:45,253 --> 00:53:48,120 How you doing? I am cooking like Betty Crocker tonight! 749 00:53:48,322 --> 00:53:49,220 I get any calls? 750 00:53:51,123 --> 00:53:53,591 Lupe called. She's finished with Mr. Culpepper. 751 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,589 She's now with Mr. Jergens. 752 00:53:56,796 --> 00:53:58,389 Marlene just called. 753 00:53:58,599 --> 00:54:01,193 She has a date with a young man. She wants you to take her. 754 00:54:01,602 --> 00:54:03,727 Good. I got a couple of minutes. 755 00:54:05,371 --> 00:54:06,430 What are you doing? 756 00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,141 We don't want our girls getting beaten up by any of those bozos. 757 00:54:10,344 --> 00:54:12,539 So if we run into them, they'll see muscles. 758 00:54:12,747 --> 00:54:15,270 - And these are them? - Yeah. It's working, right? 759 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,071 Business is going great. 760 00:54:17,281 --> 00:54:18,578 I suppose so. 761 00:54:19,451 --> 00:54:20,281 So what's wrong? 762 00:54:21,054 --> 00:54:23,452 Ever since we started this, I have been ill. 763 00:54:24,357 --> 00:54:25,323 I have headaches... 764 00:54:25,524 --> 00:54:27,787 ...stomachaches. I get the chills. 765 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,352 My gums are bleeding. 766 00:54:29,593 --> 00:54:32,029 And my hair keeps falling out into the sink. 767 00:54:32,264 --> 00:54:33,196 So? 768 00:54:35,032 --> 00:54:37,401 Let me try to explain this to you. 769 00:54:37,901 --> 00:54:39,927 As we sit here and idly chat... 770 00:54:40,139 --> 00:54:41,195 ...there are women... 771 00:54:41,405 --> 00:54:42,964 ...female human beings... 772 00:54:43,173 --> 00:54:46,337 ...rolling around in strange beds with strange men... 773 00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:48,944 ...and we are making money from that. 774 00:54:49,247 --> 00:54:51,339 Is this a great country or what? 775 00:54:52,516 --> 00:54:53,811 Look at this. 776 00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:55,549 This is hair. 777 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:59,482 This is hair that used to be in my head. See? 778 00:54:59,690 --> 00:55:02,214 The same thing happened when I worked on Wall Street. 779 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:04,483 I had to wear a hat, sitting at my desk. 780 00:55:06,163 --> 00:55:07,857 This is Bill. Mission in life: 781 00:55:08,064 --> 00:55:10,226 Make Chuck a man! 782 00:55:11,967 --> 00:55:13,559 What am I now, a duck? 783 00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:16,561 You're unbelievable. 784 00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:18,763 You are something else, pal. 785 00:55:19,308 --> 00:55:21,402 You are some kind of guy. 786 00:55:28,048 --> 00:55:29,514 Impress the girls. 787 00:55:35,322 --> 00:55:36,882 Corn dog. 788 00:55:39,859 --> 00:55:40,691 Bill, I'm back! 789 00:55:52,270 --> 00:55:53,237 William. 790 00:56:15,293 --> 00:56:16,725 New guy! 791 00:56:25,938 --> 00:56:27,267 Help! 792 00:56:42,685 --> 00:56:44,017 New record! 793 00:56:49,193 --> 00:56:50,181 I got it! 794 00:56:55,964 --> 00:56:56,988 I could have done it! 795 00:56:57,199 --> 00:56:58,029 He called me! 796 00:56:58,233 --> 00:57:00,134 Now you've gone over the line! 797 00:57:00,336 --> 00:57:02,530 Hold on a minute. Get the chug-party goodies! 798 00:57:02,871 --> 00:57:03,837 Go home! 799 00:57:04,038 --> 00:57:04,870 Go home! 800 00:57:05,074 --> 00:57:09,338 Remember that kid I took to the party? This is his fraternity. 801 00:57:09,544 --> 00:57:10,944 So what? 802 00:57:11,413 --> 00:57:12,972 He's the greatest! 803 00:57:13,616 --> 00:57:16,582 They can't have girls in the dorm. So I brought them here, group rate. 804 00:57:16,784 --> 00:57:18,080 They let me in the fraternity. 805 00:57:18,286 --> 00:57:20,551 You've got to ask them to get out! Please! 806 00:57:20,755 --> 00:57:21,722 My brothers?! 807 00:57:21,923 --> 00:57:25,723 - What's wrong with you?! - Carboni will fire me! That's what! 808 00:57:25,928 --> 00:57:27,290 It's college high jinks! 809 00:57:27,493 --> 00:57:28,482 It's not high jinks. 810 00:57:28,696 --> 00:57:31,859 Remember the pain in my gums and hair? It's moved to my chest. 811 00:57:32,066 --> 00:57:34,057 A young man shouldn't have pains in his chest! 812 00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:37,964 You got to learn how to live! How to have fun! How to be a man! 813 00:57:38,172 --> 00:57:39,364 Radical! 814 00:57:39,572 --> 00:57:41,039 Let's get radical! 815 00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:46,937 Come on, what the...? 816 00:57:47,148 --> 00:57:49,048 Bummer! I am bummed right out! 817 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,908 Get out of here! 818 00:57:56,688 --> 00:57:57,815 That's better. 819 00:58:00,024 --> 00:58:02,325 I don't know about you people. 820 00:58:03,127 --> 00:58:04,151 This is a morgue. 821 00:58:04,361 --> 00:58:06,990 You're partying in a morgue. 822 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:08,828 You don't believe me? 823 00:58:09,034 --> 00:58:11,559 Let's go take a look at rigor mortis in room 12. 824 00:58:12,504 --> 00:58:14,697 This'll bring you back to reality. 825 00:58:15,304 --> 00:58:17,171 I want you all to see this. 826 00:58:19,378 --> 00:58:21,538 So that's what it's like! 827 00:58:22,679 --> 00:58:24,910 Jefferey pulled one down! 828 00:58:38,363 --> 00:58:41,228 That very moment they all jumped in the drawers. 829 00:58:41,429 --> 00:58:42,396 Yeah, I heard. 830 00:58:42,598 --> 00:58:44,690 You're not shocked by that? 831 00:58:46,769 --> 00:58:48,670 How could people do it in a morgue? 832 00:58:48,872 --> 00:58:50,928 How could people do it in the drawers? 833 00:58:51,138 --> 00:58:53,267 - It's new. - It's sick! 834 00:58:54,341 --> 00:58:56,709 Everybody's looking for a new way to do it. 835 00:58:56,912 --> 00:59:00,007 A guy once took me up in a helicopter. 836 00:59:00,782 --> 00:59:01,943 Had me do it... 837 00:59:02,151 --> 00:59:03,081 ...with him... 838 00:59:03,284 --> 00:59:06,015 ...as we hovered over his ex-wife's house. 839 00:59:09,657 --> 00:59:12,593 Don't you ever fantasize different ways you want to do it? 840 00:59:15,461 --> 00:59:18,953 Once I'd like to do it without checking the apartment first. 841 00:59:19,399 --> 00:59:20,457 What? 842 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,125 Nothing. 843 00:59:41,987 --> 00:59:44,684 - This is nice, huh? - Nice. 844 00:59:45,692 --> 00:59:47,785 Practically drives itself. 845 00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:53,862 Can you turn down the music? 846 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:57,164 Can you turn the music down? 847 00:59:57,435 --> 00:59:59,200 I can turn it down. I can turn it up. 848 00:59:59,405 --> 01:00:01,668 I can switch it from the back to the front. 849 01:00:01,873 --> 01:00:05,206 - I can make it reverberate. I-- - Can you turn it down? 850 01:00:06,911 --> 01:00:07,878 Thank you. 851 01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:10,411 Look at this dash. Solid gold. 852 01:00:11,048 --> 01:00:12,676 Look at this carpeting. Fur. 853 01:00:12,884 --> 01:00:14,782 - Check out these windows! - Glass? 854 01:00:14,985 --> 01:00:16,247 Glass. Yeah. 855 01:00:16,452 --> 01:00:18,819 But we can see out and nobody can see in. 856 01:00:19,188 --> 01:00:20,156 Watch. 857 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:22,392 Watch, okay? Here we go. 858 01:00:24,562 --> 01:00:25,789 Hey, you! Right here! 859 01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:29,222 Right here, buddy! 860 01:00:29,432 --> 01:00:30,763 Look at this! 861 01:00:31,267 --> 01:00:34,725 We got teenage girls! The place is full of broads in here! 862 01:00:39,975 --> 01:00:41,671 Go! Roger! 863 01:00:41,877 --> 01:00:43,173 Roger, officer! 864 01:00:43,379 --> 01:00:44,811 Is this great or what? 865 01:00:47,050 --> 01:00:49,210 You ought to get one, man. This is great. 866 01:00:49,418 --> 01:00:51,044 Everything's automatic too. 867 01:00:51,387 --> 01:00:54,048 You can pop the trunk from here. Don't have to move. 868 01:00:57,792 --> 01:01:01,285 You should get one. What do you do with all your money, anyway? 869 01:01:01,497 --> 01:01:02,589 You know... 870 01:01:03,463 --> 01:01:05,432 ...I'd like to talk to you about that. 871 01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:07,927 I have this feeling something's very wrong. 872 01:01:08,135 --> 01:01:10,001 We're this close from getting caught. 873 01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:12,737 Know what? It's my fault you're the way you are. 874 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:16,670 I promised I'd show you around and I haven't. It's my fault. 875 01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:17,809 Listen. 876 01:01:18,010 --> 01:01:21,004 Today it starts, all right? Operation Chuck. 877 01:01:21,214 --> 01:01:23,204 From now on we'll have some Fun, fun, fun 878 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:25,886 Till her daddy takes her T-Bird away All right? 879 01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:28,713 When I'm done with you, you'll be a walking Mardi Gras. 880 01:01:28,921 --> 01:01:33,220 I won't even be able to control you. You'll be an insane cowboy. 881 01:01:35,563 --> 01:01:37,119 Come on, ladies. 882 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:41,958 Chuckie, dollface... 883 01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:44,635 ...I don't have to eat in dives like this no more! 884 01:01:48,107 --> 01:01:49,539 Come on, don't be snobs. 885 01:01:49,743 --> 01:01:53,005 I used to be the pickle girl here once. 886 01:01:54,678 --> 01:01:56,271 Lupe used to be the pickle girl. 887 01:01:56,481 --> 01:01:58,210 Lupe, you now own the pickles! 888 01:01:58,416 --> 01:02:00,112 Say what? 889 01:02:00,319 --> 01:02:03,479 Ladies, I'm pleased to announce to each and everyone of you... 890 01:02:03,687 --> 01:02:07,053 ...that you are the proud owner of this particular Burger Steak. 891 01:02:08,192 --> 01:02:11,127 Remember, sign the contracts. 892 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:12,883 Sign them! 893 01:02:16,499 --> 01:02:18,160 This is wonderful. 894 01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:21,368 Thank you. 895 01:02:31,213 --> 01:02:33,739 Somebody's taken over Franklin's business... 896 01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:36,679 ...and we're not seeing a damn dime of it. 897 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,612 All right! Let me see if I can.... 898 01:02:40,554 --> 01:02:42,022 Can't you see we're talking? 899 01:02:42,222 --> 01:02:46,183 We know Franklin's girls. We'll find out who's running their action. 900 01:02:46,394 --> 01:02:49,886 Then we'll bury him and put in our own man, okay? 901 01:02:50,365 --> 01:02:51,955 This guy's had enough. 902 01:02:56,337 --> 01:02:59,636 And next time watch out whose car you sit on! 903 01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:03,739 Hi, you guys! Come on over by the Christmas tree. 904 01:03:06,213 --> 01:03:07,405 Come on. 905 01:03:11,118 --> 01:03:13,085 Misters Chuckie and Bill... 906 01:03:13,287 --> 01:03:15,413 ...we have something to say to you... 907 01:03:15,623 --> 01:03:18,112 ...so I have been elected the spokesperson. 908 01:03:24,097 --> 01:03:26,497 You take us off the city streets... 909 01:03:26,699 --> 01:03:28,893 ...and give us nicer mens to meets 910 01:03:29,602 --> 01:03:32,935 We have furs and jewels and nicer dresses to wear 911 01:03:33,439 --> 01:03:36,804 And we even go to Vidal Sassoon's to fix up our hair 912 01:03:39,312 --> 01:03:41,834 We move to nice apartment houses... 913 01:03:42,046 --> 01:03:45,777 ...instead of living with the ratones and the mouses 914 01:03:45,983 --> 01:03:46,881 Because of you... 915 01:03:47,085 --> 01:03:48,949 ...our joy is jumping 916 01:03:49,154 --> 01:03:50,587 Because we at this party... 917 01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:52,153 ...instead of humping 918 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,690 Check this out, Jack! 919 01:04:04,601 --> 01:04:05,861 Radical! 920 01:04:08,372 --> 01:04:10,703 A new tape recorder! 921 01:04:11,474 --> 01:04:13,669 I was going to get one. But this one's better... 922 01:04:13,877 --> 01:04:15,368 ...because I didn't have to pay for it. 923 01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,708 Okay, Chuck, you're next. 924 01:04:19,215 --> 01:04:20,706 I love presents. 925 01:04:26,723 --> 01:04:27,916 Ladies, it's amazing. 926 01:04:28,122 --> 01:04:31,250 You've hit upon the one thing I've always wanted. 927 01:04:37,398 --> 01:04:38,833 Wear it, baby. 928 01:04:54,879 --> 01:04:57,042 Okay, there you go, Joe. 929 01:04:57,252 --> 01:04:59,617 Okay, Pete, here's some wine. 930 01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:02,446 So... 931 01:05:02,657 --> 01:05:04,520 ...my father told me... 932 01:05:04,757 --> 01:05:06,815 ...that I'd never amount to anything, right? 933 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,319 Fathers get that way. 934 01:05:09,830 --> 01:05:12,127 Yeah, well, he told me that when I was four. 935 01:05:13,567 --> 01:05:15,535 I'm serious. I know. 936 01:05:15,835 --> 01:05:17,665 Then when I was 13... 937 01:05:18,236 --> 01:05:19,100 ...he left. 938 01:05:19,304 --> 01:05:21,830 He's out of there. He's gone. History. Right? 939 01:05:23,342 --> 01:05:26,277 Told me and my mom we were too ugly to look at. 940 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,810 In my case, he was wrong. 941 01:05:30,747 --> 01:05:32,513 No, I mean, my mom.... 942 01:05:33,586 --> 01:05:36,076 My mom used to be real pretty. 943 01:05:41,892 --> 01:05:44,325 You live with a lunatic and it does things to you. 944 01:05:49,699 --> 01:05:51,033 This is Bill. 945 01:05:55,371 --> 01:05:58,035 Call your mom, wish her a Merry Christmas. 946 01:06:06,449 --> 01:06:07,642 This guy... 947 01:06:08,817 --> 01:06:09,716 ...doesn't have fun. 948 01:06:09,919 --> 01:06:14,049 I'm going to teach this wild man how to have fun right now. 949 01:06:14,725 --> 01:06:17,987 We making loads of cash. He doesn't spend any of his money. 950 01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:20,126 I spent some. 951 01:06:20,429 --> 01:06:21,397 On what? 952 01:06:22,131 --> 01:06:25,259 Are you really interested to see what I spent it on? 953 01:06:42,350 --> 01:06:45,081 And a partridge in a pear tree 954 01:06:47,088 --> 01:06:48,418 Are we getting out here? 955 01:06:48,622 --> 01:06:50,522 Oh, wait! Wait! 956 01:06:50,725 --> 01:06:51,987 Come on. 957 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:55,285 What is-- 958 01:06:57,031 --> 01:06:59,123 - This is what you bought? - Chuck, wait! 959 01:06:59,331 --> 01:07:00,891 A cemetery. 960 01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:04,457 Wait a minute, will you? 961 01:07:04,669 --> 01:07:05,500 You know what? 962 01:07:05,703 --> 01:07:07,672 This might not be a bad idea. 963 01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:09,603 Because you know... 964 01:07:10,743 --> 01:07:12,302 ...people got to die, right? 965 01:07:12,512 --> 01:07:14,536 Why can't they just die for us? 966 01:07:15,081 --> 01:07:18,571 We just sit back and rake it in. Chuck and Bill's Cemetery. 967 01:07:18,816 --> 01:07:20,579 This one's full. 968 01:07:21,153 --> 01:07:22,882 Should've bought an empty one. 969 01:07:28,258 --> 01:07:30,351 You wanted to see what I bought. 970 01:07:40,337 --> 01:07:41,201 Your father? 971 01:07:41,939 --> 01:07:45,238 He used to have the smallest stone in the whole place. 972 01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:48,071 Not anymore. 973 01:07:54,483 --> 01:07:56,973 This is what you spent your money on? 974 01:07:57,454 --> 01:07:59,080 He's my dad. 975 01:08:05,727 --> 01:08:08,788 It takes a while for the heat to come up. 976 01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:11,592 I know. It'll be up by spring. 977 01:08:19,607 --> 01:08:22,838 You know, my father's alive and I don't buy him anything. 978 01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:27,471 You're like a saint. 979 01:08:28,682 --> 01:08:31,741 Because I bought my father a headstone? 980 01:08:32,052 --> 01:08:33,280 Saint Chuck. 981 01:08:33,488 --> 01:08:35,581 Not just for that. 982 01:08:36,825 --> 01:08:37,791 You're nice. 983 01:08:41,727 --> 01:08:42,921 Decent. 984 01:08:58,110 --> 01:08:59,600 You think I'm decent? 985 01:09:04,416 --> 01:09:07,215 Remember the first time you made me eggs in my apartment? 986 01:09:09,621 --> 01:09:11,555 And you took off your robe? 987 01:09:13,292 --> 01:09:14,986 My eyes had a heart attack. 988 01:09:18,595 --> 01:09:20,655 And every time after that... 989 01:09:20,864 --> 01:09:23,164 ...it didn't matter what you were wearing. 990 01:09:24,637 --> 01:09:26,501 You could've worn a suit of armor. 991 01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,603 I got hot and crazy. 992 01:09:29,272 --> 01:09:30,637 There's your Saint Chuck. 993 01:09:33,879 --> 01:09:36,402 It's 30 degrees in here and I am sweating. 994 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:43,018 I think we'll skip the coffee. I'm sober. 995 01:09:49,226 --> 01:09:51,420 I'm sober too. And I have to talk to you. 996 01:09:51,628 --> 01:09:54,153 - What about? - About this. 997 01:10:02,105 --> 01:10:04,131 You're a very good talker. 998 01:10:45,644 --> 01:10:47,909 The zipper's on the side, honey. 999 01:10:48,349 --> 01:10:49,474 I got it. 1000 01:11:35,225 --> 01:11:37,056 Want to know something funny? 1001 01:11:38,095 --> 01:11:39,995 I don't smoke. 1002 01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:57,906 Did you ever see the movie, Klute? 1003 01:11:58,114 --> 01:11:59,102 What? 1004 01:11:59,314 --> 01:12:01,578 The movie with Jane Fonda, Klute. 1005 01:12:01,783 --> 01:12:03,773 No, I don't think so. 1006 01:12:05,386 --> 01:12:07,377 She plays a call girl. 1007 01:12:07,921 --> 01:12:09,980 And she's with this guy, you know? 1008 01:12:10,324 --> 01:12:11,724 A customer. 1009 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:15,625 And they're doing it, and she's screaming and moaning... 1010 01:12:15,829 --> 01:12:18,956 ...as if it's, like, the end of the world for her. 1011 01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:23,503 And then, right in the middle, when the guy's not looking... 1012 01:12:23,704 --> 01:12:25,763 ...she looks at her watch... 1013 01:12:26,507 --> 01:12:29,031 ...and you just know it's an act. 1014 01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:37,348 I don't wear a watch. 1015 01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:00,968 Where you been? 1016 01:13:01,472 --> 01:13:02,701 We moved. 1017 01:13:03,107 --> 01:13:05,097 William, it's so nice to see you 1018 01:13:05,308 --> 01:13:07,469 At nine o'clock this evening 1019 01:13:11,884 --> 01:13:13,405 You're drunk from last night. 1020 01:13:14,351 --> 01:13:16,251 Drunk, yes. But not from wine. 1021 01:13:16,588 --> 01:13:17,677 Beer. 1022 01:13:20,990 --> 01:13:23,893 What is it with you? You're late! It's been mayhem in here! 1023 01:13:24,094 --> 01:13:26,426 I got stiffs coming in, I got girls going out. 1024 01:13:26,630 --> 01:13:28,324 Where's Belinda? She hasn't checked in. 1025 01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:31,460 I would not count on Belinda coming back to work. 1026 01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:34,727 What happened? Is she all right? Did somebody rough her up? 1027 01:13:34,938 --> 01:13:36,837 Nobody roughed her up. 1028 01:13:38,139 --> 01:13:39,699 Will you put away your muscles? 1029 01:13:41,845 --> 01:13:44,107 Something happened last night. 1030 01:13:44,846 --> 01:13:47,213 Something passed between us. 1031 01:13:47,983 --> 01:13:51,078 Her life couldn't possibly be the same. 1032 01:13:53,553 --> 01:13:55,282 Sorry I'm late. Hi, Chuck! 1033 01:14:01,962 --> 01:14:05,262 Remember that guy, Schisselman? He called and he wants to meet you. 1034 01:14:06,234 --> 01:14:07,325 He's nice. 1035 01:14:10,337 --> 01:14:11,363 What are you doing? 1036 01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:13,971 What do you mean, what's she doing? She's working. 1037 01:14:16,811 --> 01:14:17,834 Is that true? 1038 01:14:20,913 --> 01:14:22,039 Really? 1039 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,908 I have to earn a living, right? 1040 01:14:30,588 --> 01:14:33,022 You told me this morning you weren't faking. 1041 01:14:35,962 --> 01:14:37,292 I wasn't faking. 1042 01:14:37,530 --> 01:14:38,496 Faking what? 1043 01:14:38,965 --> 01:14:39,895 Please, Bill. 1044 01:14:40,099 --> 01:14:41,827 Get out of town! 1045 01:14:42,099 --> 01:14:43,691 You two guys? 1046 01:14:43,902 --> 01:14:45,928 Can I please have a conversation with her? 1047 01:14:49,841 --> 01:14:51,399 You haven't quit? 1048 01:14:54,611 --> 01:14:55,578 How can I quit? 1049 01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,905 Very simply. You open your mouth and say, "Bill, Chuck... 1050 01:14:59,117 --> 01:15:00,276 ...I quit." 1051 01:15:00,785 --> 01:15:02,810 Okay. And then what do I do? 1052 01:15:05,590 --> 01:15:07,147 No, I mean it! 1053 01:15:07,356 --> 01:15:08,914 Where do I go from there? 1054 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,616 What happens to me? 1055 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:21,299 What happens to you is.... 1056 01:15:24,775 --> 01:15:27,243 I can't get over the fact that you didn't quit. 1057 01:15:28,211 --> 01:15:29,201 Right! 1058 01:15:29,711 --> 01:15:31,007 I didn't quit! 1059 01:15:31,212 --> 01:15:32,237 Did you quit? 1060 01:15:32,446 --> 01:15:33,573 I'm not a whore! 1061 01:15:35,319 --> 01:15:36,717 No, you're a pimp! 1062 01:15:36,917 --> 01:15:39,387 Let's stop before we say something we regret. 1063 01:15:39,589 --> 01:15:41,056 Shut up! 1064 01:15:43,157 --> 01:15:45,126 I need a ride. 1065 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:57,997 I have to drive her. 1066 01:15:58,405 --> 01:15:59,236 Fine. 1067 01:16:02,309 --> 01:16:03,402 You'll be all right? 1068 01:16:04,814 --> 01:16:07,108 You know us pimps. Fine. 1069 01:16:09,783 --> 01:16:11,842 I need the car keys. You got them? 1070 01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:14,049 Thank you. I got them. 1071 01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:49,144 - He didn't mean what he said. - Yes, he did. 1072 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:50,377 No, he's.... 1073 01:16:50,589 --> 01:16:52,683 He's a strange guy. 1074 01:16:52,890 --> 01:16:56,324 He's not like you and me. He probably thought... 1075 01:16:58,729 --> 01:17:00,559 ...you two were in love. 1076 01:17:02,566 --> 01:17:04,056 So did I. 1077 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,212 Look... 1078 01:17:23,352 --> 01:17:24,649 ...you don't want to go up. 1079 01:17:28,325 --> 01:17:29,587 So I'll drive you home. 1080 01:17:30,824 --> 01:17:32,849 Wait. What about the trick? 1081 01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:35,996 I'll come back later, get him drunk, take off his clothes. 1082 01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:38,258 In the morning, he'll think you were there. 1083 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:40,258 No problem. 1084 01:17:59,618 --> 01:18:01,177 City Morgue. 1085 01:18:01,922 --> 01:18:03,947 Somebody died? 1086 01:18:04,724 --> 01:18:06,419 Who cares? 1087 01:18:18,702 --> 01:18:19,897 Why'd you lock the door? 1088 01:18:22,041 --> 01:18:22,904 It's okay. 1089 01:18:27,980 --> 01:18:28,809 Sirs? 1090 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,345 At least Franklin paid off for two years. 1091 01:18:32,550 --> 01:18:33,710 Until he got stupid. 1092 01:18:33,985 --> 01:18:35,920 You never even sent us a nickel. 1093 01:18:36,121 --> 01:18:37,349 Not one nickel. 1094 01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:42,918 - I don't know-- - I don't, I don't know. 1095 01:18:43,127 --> 01:18:45,253 If you were up-front, we could've worked it out. 1096 01:18:45,461 --> 01:18:46,985 But now it's too late. 1097 01:18:47,196 --> 01:18:48,562 We're angry. 1098 01:18:48,765 --> 01:18:49,755 We're insulted. 1099 01:18:50,702 --> 01:18:54,295 Besides, wouldn't be right to let you live after we killed Franklin. 1100 01:18:54,504 --> 01:18:55,699 He was our friend. 1101 01:18:56,706 --> 01:18:58,297 I'd like to be your friend. 1102 01:18:58,507 --> 01:19:00,568 Please, God! Let me be your friend-- 1103 01:19:25,767 --> 01:19:27,359 Come on, let's get out of here. 1104 01:19:27,568 --> 01:19:30,162 If we bust one bozo, we got to bust the whole place. 1105 01:19:30,371 --> 01:19:32,305 I hate Narcotics. 1106 01:19:32,506 --> 01:19:34,700 I wish they'd put us back on Vice. 1107 01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:36,543 Could I have the check, please? 1108 01:19:37,012 --> 01:19:38,479 Pretty good beat, huh? 1109 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,976 Peachy. 1110 01:19:41,349 --> 01:19:43,212 I noticed you guys were... 1111 01:19:44,451 --> 01:19:47,214 ...unencumbered by female companionship. 1112 01:19:50,892 --> 01:19:52,482 So how'd you like to get... 1113 01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:54,854 ...encumbered? 1114 01:19:57,394 --> 01:19:59,489 Okay, boys. Here we are. 1115 01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:02,862 I wonder why that door's locked. 1116 01:20:04,203 --> 01:20:05,136 In the morgue? 1117 01:20:05,338 --> 01:20:07,931 I know what you're thinking. Don't worry about it. 1118 01:20:08,140 --> 01:20:11,702 It won't bother you if you don't think about all those dead people. 1119 01:20:15,247 --> 01:20:18,545 Let me get my phone book. It's got all my numbers in it. 1120 01:20:21,452 --> 01:20:23,112 I wonder where that book is. 1121 01:20:23,487 --> 01:20:25,980 Maybe my partner has it. Follow me. 1122 01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:30,952 You're about to become one of the Great Lakes. Open up. 1123 01:20:31,162 --> 01:20:33,060 I said, open up! 1124 01:20:34,064 --> 01:20:35,827 Get ready to fill him up. 1125 01:20:36,268 --> 01:20:39,258 This is to make some holes so the water comes out. 1126 01:20:44,742 --> 01:20:46,230 Again locked. 1127 01:20:54,618 --> 01:20:55,880 What's going on? 1128 01:20:57,118 --> 01:20:58,176 Excuse me. 1129 01:20:58,654 --> 01:21:00,019 Hold it! Police! 1130 01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:03,785 You guys are police? 1131 01:21:09,695 --> 01:21:11,163 How could they be cops? 1132 01:21:15,171 --> 01:21:16,968 I should have asked for an ID. 1133 01:21:36,491 --> 01:21:37,889 Son of a bitch! 1134 01:21:38,092 --> 01:21:39,388 That's it! Cool it! I quit! 1135 01:21:39,592 --> 01:21:40,958 You what?! 1136 01:21:41,428 --> 01:21:42,553 That's it, man! 1137 01:21:44,564 --> 01:21:45,689 Party's over, numb-nuts! 1138 01:21:47,399 --> 01:21:49,028 Man, you blew it! 1139 01:21:49,236 --> 01:21:51,203 Let me hit him one time! 1140 01:22:02,948 --> 01:22:04,279 It's all over, buddy. 1141 01:22:04,651 --> 01:22:06,173 Were you scared? 1142 01:22:06,717 --> 01:22:07,707 Were you? 1143 01:22:08,686 --> 01:22:10,175 Mostly dizzy. 1144 01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:12,145 I tell you, you were great! 1145 01:22:12,357 --> 01:22:15,087 Guys were shooting over you and you just laid there. 1146 01:22:15,293 --> 01:22:17,784 You never complained once. I admire that. 1147 01:22:17,996 --> 01:22:20,861 - I have a great respect-- - Take off the tape. 1148 01:22:26,269 --> 01:22:27,827 Look up here. 1149 01:22:30,441 --> 01:22:32,203 Turn sideways. 1150 01:22:32,408 --> 01:22:33,874 Other way. 1151 01:22:38,748 --> 01:22:40,649 Okay, leave! 1152 01:22:44,152 --> 01:22:47,553 Somebody have a comb, so I can just get ready? 1153 01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:50,088 I wasn't ready for that. 1154 01:22:50,493 --> 01:22:52,758 Just turn sideways. 1155 01:22:58,266 --> 01:22:59,256 Leave. 1156 01:23:00,469 --> 01:23:01,459 Today! 1157 01:23:04,839 --> 01:23:06,364 You're good at this game. 1158 01:23:06,575 --> 01:23:08,064 Last one. Best of three. 1159 01:23:08,276 --> 01:23:09,538 Even, shoot! 1160 01:23:10,878 --> 01:23:12,607 Great. Fair is fair. 1161 01:23:14,482 --> 01:23:16,176 We took a shot, right? 1162 01:23:16,952 --> 01:23:18,784 Can't hit a home run unless you bat. 1163 01:23:18,986 --> 01:23:21,386 I wish I had a bat right now. 1164 01:23:22,021 --> 01:23:23,547 You had to bring the police? 1165 01:23:23,757 --> 01:23:25,090 That's gratitude. 1166 01:23:25,293 --> 01:23:28,090 If I didn't bring the police, you'd be dead now. 1167 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:31,288 So? I'd be better off. I'd rather be dead. 1168 01:23:31,496 --> 01:23:33,089 You want to be dead? 1169 01:23:36,937 --> 01:23:38,700 Do you want to be dead? 1170 01:23:43,609 --> 01:23:45,940 You let me know if you change your mind. 1171 01:23:46,144 --> 01:23:48,046 You'll be the first. 1172 01:23:49,616 --> 01:23:50,775 How you doing? 1173 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:56,582 That's great. 1174 01:23:56,788 --> 01:23:59,553 You get me in jail here with Peter Lorre's son. 1175 01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:04,692 "Oh, come on. We have to be pimps. Let's be pimps." 1176 01:24:04,897 --> 01:24:06,956 We couldn't be doctors. 1177 01:24:15,506 --> 01:24:17,702 We were rolling there for a while though. 1178 01:24:18,776 --> 01:24:20,969 Cash, clothes. 1179 01:24:21,812 --> 01:24:23,177 I'll tell you something. 1180 01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:25,380 You couldn't do what we did in Russia. 1181 01:24:25,582 --> 01:24:27,346 You know? Seriously. 1182 01:24:28,851 --> 01:24:31,081 - Russian pimp-- - Would you do me a favor? 1183 01:24:31,286 --> 01:24:33,847 Just leave me alone. 1184 01:24:39,061 --> 01:24:41,030 There's room for one more. 1185 01:24:56,811 --> 01:24:58,868 I thought you were in Indiana. 1186 01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,844 My mom called. 1187 01:25:03,785 --> 01:25:06,618 And you flew all the way back here. 1188 01:25:07,421 --> 01:25:09,980 I thought for sure when you found out what I was doing... 1189 01:25:10,189 --> 01:25:11,715 ...you'd just hate me. 1190 01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,389 No, not you. 1191 01:25:15,029 --> 01:25:16,757 You came to be by my side. 1192 01:25:17,765 --> 01:25:20,393 You are one in a million. 1193 01:25:28,340 --> 01:25:30,140 Goodbye, Chuck. 1194 01:25:39,685 --> 01:25:40,981 Did you see that? 1195 01:25:41,622 --> 01:25:44,180 My fiancée just spit on me. 1196 01:25:44,688 --> 01:25:46,849 And after you were deloused. 1197 01:25:47,291 --> 01:25:48,918 But she's right, you know. 1198 01:25:49,628 --> 01:25:51,460 I should be spit on. 1199 01:25:54,465 --> 01:25:56,957 He's got hair in his mouth. What are you doing? 1200 01:25:57,167 --> 01:25:59,033 It looks bad in front of the guys. 1201 01:25:59,235 --> 01:26:02,034 So what? What am I running for, cell president? 1202 01:26:04,475 --> 01:26:05,841 They have that? 1203 01:26:06,112 --> 01:26:08,168 This is a nightmare. 1204 01:26:09,380 --> 01:26:11,780 You know what the worst part about this is? 1205 01:26:11,981 --> 01:26:12,969 I'm guilty. 1206 01:26:13,182 --> 01:26:14,242 I am guilty. 1207 01:26:14,452 --> 01:26:17,546 You know what'll happen, don't you? I'll lose my job. 1208 01:26:19,256 --> 01:26:21,086 My life is over. 1209 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:23,253 Do you know... 1210 01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:24,687 ...at this moment... 1211 01:26:24,893 --> 01:26:27,692 ...I have sunk as low as I can go? 1212 01:26:35,069 --> 01:26:36,661 I was wrong. 1213 01:26:50,486 --> 01:26:52,543 Mimi, pay the cab driver, will you? 1214 01:26:52,752 --> 01:26:54,015 Move over! 1215 01:26:54,689 --> 01:26:55,986 With money! 1216 01:27:00,427 --> 01:27:01,622 No jail can hold us. 1217 01:27:01,862 --> 01:27:03,228 You got them out! 1218 01:27:03,431 --> 01:27:05,194 You bet your Puerto Rican ass I did! 1219 01:27:05,399 --> 01:27:07,060 Can't keep my men in there. 1220 01:27:07,268 --> 01:27:08,633 My life is over. 1221 01:27:09,070 --> 01:27:10,535 Stay with him. Take him home. 1222 01:27:10,737 --> 01:27:12,259 Get him to the lawyer's on time. 1223 01:27:12,471 --> 01:27:13,301 Piece of cake! 1224 01:27:13,507 --> 01:27:16,704 We'll take you home, we give you a nice bath. 1225 01:27:17,244 --> 01:27:18,405 Wait a minute. 1226 01:27:18,612 --> 01:27:19,839 I don't see Belinda here. 1227 01:27:20,045 --> 01:27:21,443 She don't want to come. 1228 01:27:21,647 --> 01:27:22,977 That's it! Make him feel better. 1229 01:27:23,249 --> 01:27:24,877 You know what I mean. 1230 01:27:32,491 --> 01:27:34,254 Will this take long or what? 1231 01:27:34,460 --> 01:27:36,484 I have a tennis lesson at one o'clock. 1232 01:27:36,694 --> 01:27:39,027 I already missed one when we were in prison. 1233 01:27:39,231 --> 01:27:41,629 I see. Can I get you anything? 1234 01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:42,858 All right. 1235 01:27:44,035 --> 01:27:47,266 - Lamb chops-- - I was thinking of something to drink. 1236 01:27:47,470 --> 01:27:50,373 Why don't we just get started? 1237 01:27:58,748 --> 01:28:00,375 Mr. Drollhauser... 1238 01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:02,809 ...are we going to prison? 1239 01:28:03,021 --> 01:28:04,250 That's a good question. 1240 01:28:04,822 --> 01:28:06,618 I hardly think so. 1241 01:28:07,223 --> 01:28:09,454 You see boys, this is an election year... 1242 01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:11,854 ...and the party in power... 1243 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,324 ...let's just say... 1244 01:28:13,529 --> 01:28:15,965 ...they find the whole situation embarrassing. 1245 01:28:17,132 --> 01:28:20,533 Therefore, it would be in the best interest of all concerned... 1246 01:28:20,735 --> 01:28:23,101 ...if they just gave you boys your jobs back... 1247 01:28:23,304 --> 01:28:25,068 ...and forgot the whole thing. 1248 01:28:26,008 --> 01:28:28,374 I assume that's okay with you. 1249 01:28:35,848 --> 01:28:37,316 Mr. Drollhauser... 1250 01:28:38,387 --> 01:28:40,685 ...that's the greatest thing I ever heard! 1251 01:28:40,887 --> 01:28:41,981 Thank you very much. 1252 01:28:42,191 --> 01:28:43,657 That's fantastic! 1253 01:28:43,857 --> 01:28:45,552 Well, it's not okay with me! 1254 01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,853 We got them over the barrel. 1255 01:28:49,930 --> 01:28:51,331 As long as we do... 1256 01:28:52,535 --> 01:28:54,126 ...I say get something out of it. 1257 01:28:57,003 --> 01:28:58,833 Can I talk to him alone please? 1258 01:29:17,155 --> 01:29:19,283 I have thought about this... 1259 01:29:19,492 --> 01:29:21,756 ...for the entire time in jail. 1260 01:29:22,395 --> 01:29:25,056 And what I want is to go back... 1261 01:29:25,262 --> 01:29:28,359 ...to my old life, the way it was before this craziness. 1262 01:29:28,568 --> 01:29:29,692 I want... 1263 01:29:29,901 --> 01:29:32,062 ...my old life back. 1264 01:29:32,704 --> 01:29:34,069 Please, Bill. 1265 01:29:34,938 --> 01:29:37,100 Please let me have my old life back. 1266 01:29:44,179 --> 01:29:47,445 If I did that, I'd never be able to sleep with myself again. 1267 01:29:47,851 --> 01:29:49,944 We are holding the cards. 1268 01:29:50,154 --> 01:29:52,281 They're afraid of us. 1269 01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:54,252 You see the beauty here? 1270 01:29:55,392 --> 01:29:56,950 I say we go down there... 1271 01:29:57,161 --> 01:30:00,185 ...and march into the mayor's office and lay it on the line. 1272 01:30:00,397 --> 01:30:01,727 You want to? It'll be fun. 1273 01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:02,921 It'll be great. 1274 01:30:07,538 --> 01:30:09,129 I'm wearing white! 1275 01:30:16,346 --> 01:30:19,280 Get away from the door! Get away from the door! 1276 01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:20,913 You won't see the mayor! 1277 01:30:21,116 --> 01:30:24,551 You won't make any demands or I'm going to kill you! 1278 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:26,281 You'll play tennis... 1279 01:30:26,489 --> 01:30:28,047 ...with God! 1280 01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:33,425 Are you going to change your mind? 1281 01:30:37,699 --> 01:30:39,928 Are you going to change your mind? 1282 01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:42,663 You got to keep that elbow stiff. 1283 01:30:46,039 --> 01:30:47,562 What's going on in there? 1284 01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:52,339 My God! 1285 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:58,875 I could have you guys executed for this! 1286 01:31:01,421 --> 01:31:02,616 Call maintenance! 1287 01:31:02,824 --> 01:31:04,380 Get them up here! 1288 01:31:06,728 --> 01:31:09,160 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1289 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:11,885 - Are you okay, Mr. Chuckie? - I'm calm. 1290 01:31:12,097 --> 01:31:13,155 I'm calm. 1291 01:31:13,365 --> 01:31:15,426 - I'm calm, I promise. - Are you bleeding? 1292 01:31:15,801 --> 01:31:17,098 It's okay, girls. 1293 01:31:17,302 --> 01:31:18,234 You can let go. 1294 01:31:29,114 --> 01:31:32,277 Let me tell you something. You listen to me, Mr. Idea Man. 1295 01:31:32,482 --> 01:31:34,178 I will go back to the morgue. 1296 01:31:34,385 --> 01:31:36,374 And I will put my life straight. 1297 01:31:36,587 --> 01:31:37,610 A life you ruined! 1298 01:31:37,821 --> 01:31:40,484 Everything that's bad that happened to me, you did! 1299 01:31:40,992 --> 01:31:42,549 I don't want to see you anymore. 1300 01:31:42,761 --> 01:31:44,854 I don't want to hear from you anymore. 1301 01:31:45,061 --> 01:31:47,620 I don't even want to hear rumors about you anymore. 1302 01:31:47,829 --> 01:31:48,659 Here's an idea: 1303 01:31:48,865 --> 01:31:52,165 Get a ticket on the first space shuttle and get out of here. 1304 01:31:52,603 --> 01:31:53,864 Excuse me. 1305 01:32:11,354 --> 01:32:12,182 How are you? 1306 01:32:15,758 --> 01:32:17,019 What have you been doing? 1307 01:32:17,292 --> 01:32:19,022 You mean, since jail? 1308 01:32:19,662 --> 01:32:20,991 I'm back to work. 1309 01:32:21,896 --> 01:32:23,294 Yeah, me too. 1310 01:32:23,496 --> 01:32:24,931 I start a new job tonight. 1311 01:32:25,767 --> 01:32:27,132 Really, what are you doing? 1312 01:32:29,204 --> 01:32:33,001 It's the same thing I did before. It's just in a different place. 1313 01:32:33,206 --> 01:32:35,470 Paradise Found, just off Sixth? 1314 01:32:35,975 --> 01:32:36,804 I've heard of it. 1315 01:32:37,011 --> 01:32:39,071 It's supposed to be real nice. 1316 01:32:43,484 --> 01:32:46,542 Look, I may not see you again. I'm moving on Friday. 1317 01:32:49,623 --> 01:32:50,612 Condo. 1318 01:32:52,225 --> 01:32:53,657 Very good investment. 1319 01:33:06,737 --> 01:33:09,206 You don't want to be late for your first day. 1320 01:33:37,435 --> 01:33:38,901 Where the fuck is 4K? 1321 01:33:40,504 --> 01:33:43,199 Excuse me! I didn't know you was deaf! 1322 01:33:43,407 --> 01:33:44,837 4K! 1323 01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:47,605 I'm 4K. Is that my dinner? 1324 01:33:47,810 --> 01:33:49,573 You do with it what you want. 1325 01:33:50,046 --> 01:33:51,342 It's five bucks. 1326 01:33:51,548 --> 01:33:53,106 I already added in my tip. 1327 01:33:53,618 --> 01:33:54,914 How thoughtful. 1328 01:33:57,553 --> 01:33:58,645 Thank you. 1329 01:34:03,626 --> 01:34:06,789 Excuse me. There's mustard on this sandwich. 1330 01:34:06,996 --> 01:34:07,928 So? 1331 01:34:08,129 --> 01:34:09,721 So? It's egg salad. 1332 01:34:10,164 --> 01:34:11,631 Give me the sandwich! 1333 01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:21,765 Happy now? 1334 01:34:25,245 --> 01:34:27,373 I would like a whole new sandwich. 1335 01:34:31,318 --> 01:34:32,786 Listen to me. 1336 01:34:41,662 --> 01:34:42,754 - Listen! - Take it easy. 1337 01:34:42,962 --> 01:34:43,827 Listen to me! 1338 01:34:44,031 --> 01:34:47,090 I will never again eat a sandwich I did not order! 1339 01:34:47,365 --> 01:34:50,665 I am sick and tired of being afraid. 1340 01:34:50,869 --> 01:34:53,237 Bad jobs, bad sandwiches, neurotic girlfriends. 1341 01:34:53,441 --> 01:34:55,929 No longer for this man! Do you understand? 1342 01:34:58,543 --> 01:34:59,669 You! 1343 01:35:00,611 --> 01:35:01,442 Go home! 1344 01:35:04,983 --> 01:35:06,041 And you! 1345 01:35:06,250 --> 01:35:08,344 Go clean off my door! 1346 01:35:34,277 --> 01:35:35,301 Excuse me. 1347 01:35:35,711 --> 01:35:37,406 I joined this club a month ago... 1348 01:35:37,613 --> 01:35:40,081 ...and have not received my membership cards. 1349 01:35:40,284 --> 01:35:42,979 Could you please call the manager? I'll find him myself. 1350 01:35:43,186 --> 01:35:44,243 Hey, sir! 1351 01:36:01,334 --> 01:36:03,895 Is everything all right, Mr. Tuttle? 1352 01:36:04,106 --> 01:36:06,233 Where's the goddamn towel boy? 1353 01:36:06,475 --> 01:36:08,376 I'm not coming out of this pool naked! 1354 01:36:08,578 --> 01:36:10,168 Not with these parrots around! 1355 01:36:10,378 --> 01:36:12,744 Of course, Mr. Tuttle. 1356 01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:15,240 Towel boy! 1357 01:36:19,386 --> 01:36:20,411 Sorry. 1358 01:36:21,821 --> 01:36:25,152 Hi, Mr. Manetti. Nice threads, very Miami Beach. 1359 01:36:25,357 --> 01:36:27,121 Mr. Tuttle would like a towel. 1360 01:36:27,327 --> 01:36:29,296 All right. Yes, sir. Here you go. 1361 01:36:29,497 --> 01:36:31,622 Hey, Mr. Tuttle. How you doing? 1362 01:36:31,998 --> 01:36:33,989 How's everything? There you are, sir. 1363 01:36:34,199 --> 01:36:35,258 Got one. 1364 01:36:35,869 --> 01:36:37,630 Maybe you ought to take two. 1365 01:36:37,837 --> 01:36:39,861 I don't think one'll do it. 1366 01:36:40,206 --> 01:36:41,674 Less seen the better. 1367 01:36:44,243 --> 01:36:46,610 Excuse me, Mr. Tuttle. 1368 01:36:48,779 --> 01:36:50,213 Do you know Belinda Keaton? 1369 01:36:50,415 --> 01:36:51,848 No, I don't. 1370 01:36:52,652 --> 01:36:55,346 Listen, helium-head, how hard is it to pass out towels? 1371 01:36:55,553 --> 01:36:57,045 It's a skill like anything else. 1372 01:36:57,255 --> 01:37:00,746 People pay $8,000 just to join this club. They expect service. 1373 01:37:00,956 --> 01:37:03,483 Stop screwing around or you're out of here. 1374 01:37:03,693 --> 01:37:05,527 - Beat it! - All right... jackoff. 1375 01:37:05,731 --> 01:37:09,188 - What was that? - It wasn't me. It was the birds. 1376 01:37:09,398 --> 01:37:10,424 Birds. 1377 01:37:14,839 --> 01:37:15,770 Why are you here? 1378 01:37:15,974 --> 01:37:16,942 Why are you here? 1379 01:37:17,142 --> 01:37:18,130 I'm looking for Belinda. 1380 01:37:18,341 --> 01:37:19,307 Is she working here? 1381 01:37:20,178 --> 01:37:21,438 Excuse me. 1382 01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,676 Don't go thinking I work here, because I don't. 1383 01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:27,815 I own it. I bought it this morning. 1384 01:37:28,017 --> 01:37:29,747 - Straighten that strap. - Drop dead! 1385 01:37:29,954 --> 01:37:31,351 All right, you're fired! 1386 01:37:31,555 --> 01:37:33,953 Clean out your locker. You're history. 1387 01:37:34,156 --> 01:37:35,749 Don't go up. You'll get in trouble. 1388 01:37:35,959 --> 01:37:37,423 With who? You own the place. 1389 01:37:37,624 --> 01:37:41,757 I know. But I got partners! Come on, these guys are tough! 1390 01:37:42,331 --> 01:37:46,198 I'm not kidding you. These guys are built like Checker Cabs. 1391 01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:48,527 - Don't! - Sorry. 1392 01:37:49,136 --> 01:37:51,662 - Don't go in there! - Sorry. 1393 01:37:52,475 --> 01:37:53,943 I'm not letting you get-- 1394 01:37:58,044 --> 01:37:59,536 Hey, we're in here! 1395 01:37:59,747 --> 01:38:01,372 What am I going to do? 1396 01:38:01,582 --> 01:38:03,379 You want a membership? I'll get a commission-- 1397 01:38:03,584 --> 01:38:06,053 Will you just stay out of my life? 1398 01:38:06,854 --> 01:38:09,415 You don't have to tell me three times. I'm out! 1399 01:38:09,623 --> 01:38:10,647 Bud. 1400 01:38:28,775 --> 01:38:30,436 Can I buy you a drink? 1401 01:38:30,643 --> 01:38:32,635 I changed my mind. I don't work-- 1402 01:38:32,846 --> 01:38:34,311 I'll make it worth your while. 1403 01:38:34,513 --> 01:38:37,106 - I don't feel like it. - The party's just starting! 1404 01:38:37,313 --> 01:38:39,580 - I really don't feel like it. - Come on! 1405 01:38:39,785 --> 01:38:42,116 Am I glad I found you. I got to talk to you. 1406 01:38:42,321 --> 01:38:44,812 - I saw her first! - Actually, I saw her first. 1407 01:38:45,024 --> 01:38:46,684 Remember the argument we had? 1408 01:38:46,892 --> 01:38:48,359 - You were right. - I was wrong! 1409 01:38:48,558 --> 01:38:50,322 - Are you done? - No. Now, listen. 1410 01:38:50,529 --> 01:38:52,690 You were waiting for me to say I love you... 1411 01:38:52,898 --> 01:38:54,456 ...but I didn't have the guts! 1412 01:38:54,665 --> 01:38:56,860 I've got the guts now! 1413 01:38:57,068 --> 01:38:57,930 I love you too. 1414 01:38:58,135 --> 01:38:59,693 I'll show you how much. 1415 01:38:59,904 --> 01:39:01,893 Listen, slime, you have three seconds... 1416 01:39:02,104 --> 01:39:05,168 ...to take your hands off this particular woman! One.... 1417 01:39:07,610 --> 01:39:09,840 Hold on, Chuck, I'm coming, buddy! 1418 01:39:12,714 --> 01:39:16,207 Where's the manager? You guys stay right here! 1419 01:39:17,221 --> 01:39:18,381 Are you all right? 1420 01:39:18,589 --> 01:39:20,386 Did you break anything? 1421 01:39:21,424 --> 01:39:23,482 I caught an updraft. 1422 01:39:25,026 --> 01:39:26,996 - Are you okay? - Don't worry, I'm all right. 1423 01:39:27,196 --> 01:39:29,189 Fortunately, the ground broke my fall. 1424 01:39:29,399 --> 01:39:31,490 Tell her what you were going to tell her. 1425 01:39:40,944 --> 01:39:41,773 You love me? 1426 01:39:44,111 --> 01:39:45,805 I said it. 1427 01:39:50,717 --> 01:39:52,549 I didn't say it. 1428 01:39:58,024 --> 01:39:59,355 I love you. 1429 01:40:04,934 --> 01:40:06,489 Can we do that again? 1430 01:40:09,036 --> 01:40:12,333 Guys, my neck. You got my neck a little bit. 1431 01:40:12,539 --> 01:40:13,800 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1432 01:40:14,006 --> 01:40:15,133 I'm real happy for you. 1433 01:40:15,342 --> 01:40:18,607 Okay, piss-head! You're fired! 1434 01:40:19,579 --> 01:40:21,376 That suits him just fine. 1435 01:40:21,581 --> 01:40:24,482 He's not a towel boy. He's an idea man! 1436 01:40:24,684 --> 01:40:27,082 He couldn't find his asshole with a funnel. 1437 01:40:27,619 --> 01:40:29,144 Never mind. 1438 01:40:30,090 --> 01:40:30,918 The guy's right. 1439 01:40:31,122 --> 01:40:32,590 - He's wrong! - He's right. 1440 01:40:32,792 --> 01:40:34,782 I've never done one thing... 1441 01:40:34,994 --> 01:40:37,483 ...I ever said I was going to do. 1442 01:40:37,928 --> 01:40:40,692 That is not true. Remember when we first met? 1443 01:40:40,898 --> 01:40:42,924 You said, "I'll make a man out of you." 1444 01:40:43,134 --> 01:40:45,296 Could I have done all this without you? 1445 01:40:45,772 --> 01:40:46,598 Done all what? 1446 01:40:58,382 --> 01:41:00,679 You can't talk to my very good friend... 1447 01:41:00,884 --> 01:41:02,943 ...and the woman that I love like that. 1448 01:41:03,387 --> 01:41:04,547 Now, look. 1449 01:41:04,820 --> 01:41:08,757 I know that you're a very powerful man. 1450 01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:13,122 I know that you could break my back like a little toothpick. 1451 01:41:13,328 --> 01:41:16,422 There's only one question I've got to ask. 1452 01:41:17,434 --> 01:41:19,593 Is that a gun under your jacket? 1453 01:41:21,705 --> 01:41:22,692 Fine. 1454 01:41:32,181 --> 01:41:34,205 Vice Squad! It's a raid! 1455 01:41:34,914 --> 01:41:36,678 Vice Squad! Vice Squad! 1456 01:41:49,063 --> 01:41:50,495 Put some clothes on, idiot! 1457 01:41:50,697 --> 01:41:52,063 Don't touch the car, punk! 1458 01:41:52,266 --> 01:41:53,961 Wait, they're not coming! 1459 01:41:54,335 --> 01:41:56,165 We made it! 1460 01:41:58,504 --> 01:41:59,698 You were great! 1461 01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:01,601 You were kissing! 1462 01:42:01,874 --> 01:42:02,771 I'm cold! 1463 01:42:02,975 --> 01:42:04,805 You were fabulous! 1464 01:42:05,245 --> 01:42:06,269 Here you go. Thanks. 1465 01:42:06,480 --> 01:42:10,277 Hey, Chuck, here you go: microwave clothing. Listen to this! 1466 01:42:10,482 --> 01:42:13,007 You can stay warm and bake a potato in your pants! 1467 01:42:13,218 --> 01:42:15,483 I think you can do better than that. 1468 01:42:16,154 --> 01:42:18,623 Baked potato. I could kill for a baked potato. 1469 01:42:18,825 --> 01:42:20,155 Let's eat! 103103