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(gentle music)
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- Mmm, delicious.
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Marvelous.
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- Well it's all the
way you wash the pot.
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Never a scour.
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- There's no one as funny
as a bachelor showing
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off his cooking prowess.
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- Yes, well we aim to please.
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- Doesn't your uncle
mind being shunted off
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into the bedroom?
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- No, no, he's just fine.
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Now look why don't you
just lie back and relax.
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Look, we see each other
everyday for eight hours
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out at the newspaper, but
we never really get a chance
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to know each other.
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- Oh, ask him in, he
was such fun at dinner,
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I'm sure he'd really
appreciate it.
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- Linda, right now,
don't you just feel
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that it's the two of
us against the world?
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- No.
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Just against your
uncle, now go on, Tim.
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- Well we aim to please.
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Well how about a cup of
coffee, Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin?
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Oh no, no games,
not tonight, please.
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- Oh he's not here, is
there another way out.
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- For him there is yes.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well I guess we have
the whole apartment
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to ourselves then.
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- Yes, let's go.
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- No, I thought--
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- Right now I wanna
buy a cup of coffee
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down at the drugstore.
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- You're shoving me, Tim,
what's the matter with you?
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- That's gratitude for
ya, you take a guy in,
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give him the shirt
off your back,
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and what does he do?
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He disappears on ya.
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- Don't let me interrupt, I
really just want some sleep.
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(playful music)
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(mysterious music)
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(beeping)
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(upbeat music)
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(easygoing music)
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- You don't know
how unsettling it is
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having someone studying
at you all the time.
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- Well you can't see
me, how do you know
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I'm studying you?
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- That's what's so unsettling.
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(audience laughs)
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- It was getting stuffy
in that bedroom, Tim.
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You need more ventilation.
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- I need more privacy.
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Uncle Martin, look,
it took me four weeks
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to get a date with Linda,
three hours to cook her dinner,
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two hours to get her
in the right mood,
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and it only took you
two seconds to blow it.
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Now that doesn't
seem fair somehow.
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Where are my shoes?
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Excuse me.
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- Oh you Earth people,
appearances are everything.
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You care more about the
chase than the prey.
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- It'll probably take
me another four weeks
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just to chase her up here.
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Now Uncle Martin, you've
just gotta stop it.
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You know something, you
have ruined the beginning
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of a beautiful friendship.
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- I'm sorry, Tim, it
won't happen again.
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- Here it is, I'm gonna be late.
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(mischievous music)
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(cheerful music)
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Good morning.
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- Good morning.
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- Oh come on, Linda, now look.
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It wasn't my fault that
the evening ended so early.
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- Whose fault was it?
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- Well it was my fault, I guess,
but I promise I'll make it
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up to you if you just--
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(cabinet bangs)
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- I've got some work to do.
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(playful music)
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(mysterious music)
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(audience laughs)
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(dog barking)
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- Now, now, now, now,
now, just quiet down.
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Arguing won't settle anything.
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That's better.
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Now you start first, tell me
exactly when you saw the bone.
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(dog growling)
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(phone ringing)
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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- We're paying you to be in
this office at 9 o'clock sharp,
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where are you?
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- This is Tim's uncle, he left
about an hour ago, Mr. Burns.
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- Well he's not
here, where is he?
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Hello, hello,
anybody there, hello?
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