All language subtitles for McLintock [1963] John Wayne - Full Movie English version

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and the beans and the powers in the

and the beans and the powers in the

and the beans and the powers in the
priesthood you're up to your knees and

priesthood you're up to your knees and

priesthood you're up to your knees and
now there is a treehouse in the meadow

now there is a treehouse in the meadow

now there is a treehouse in the meadow
below the mountain peak the perfect

below the mountain peak the perfect

below the mountain peak the perfect
place for love when they play hide and

place for love when they play hide and

place for love when they play hide and
seek

seek

seek
there's a covered bridge at Cripple

there's a covered bridge at Cripple

there's a covered bridge at Cripple
Creek where the horses always stop to

Creek where the horses always stop to

Creek where the horses always stop to
clean it be house and the coverage

clean it be house and the coverage

clean it be house and the coverage
that's how mom won papa

that's how mom won papa

that's how mom won papa
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in the country where skies are

in the country where skies are

in the country where skies are
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enemies on the flowers and the beasts up

enemies on the flowers and the beasts up

enemies on the flowers and the beasts up
to your knees in love there are roses on

to your knees in love there are roses on

to your knees in love there are roses on
the trellis and the 71 page the clingen

the trellis and the 71 page the clingen

the trellis and the 71 page the clingen
vine is jealous on the fence across the

vine is jealous on the fence across the

vine is jealous on the fence across the
wind there's a great big yellow

wind there's a great big yellow

wind there's a great big yellow
singing a song in the roses

singing a song in the roses

singing a song in the roses
can't go wrong face

can't go wrong face

can't go wrong face
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the birds and the bees and the flowers

the birds and the bees and the flowers

the birds and the bees and the flowers
and the bees till you're up to your

and the bees till you're up to your

and the bees till you're up to your
knees in

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Lord the goodness not again

Lord the goodness not again

Lord the goodness not again
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howdy Drago work early

howdy Drago work early

howdy Drago work early
make seven times this month he come home

make seven times this month he come home

make seven times this month he come home
swoggle six seven six once was his

swoggle six seven six once was his

swoggle six seven six once was his
birthday they don't count him in the

birthday they don't count him in the

birthday they don't count him in the
bucket them didn't have anything for

bucket them didn't have anything for

bucket them didn't have anything for
breakfast for two row eggs and the

breakfast for two row eggs and the

breakfast for two row eggs and the
mother honey

mother honey

mother honey
no Carly yes boss don't say it's a fine

no Carly yes boss don't say it's a fine

no Carly yes boss don't say it's a fine
morning or I'll shoot you get out of

morning or I'll shoot you get out of

morning or I'll shoot you get out of
here fighting in the morning Karlis what

here fighting in the morning Karlis what

here fighting in the morning Karlis what
are you doing up there I hope I get this

are you doing up there I hope I get this

are you doing up there I hope I get this
time mr. McLintock my brothers they got

time mr. McLintock my brothers they got

time mr. McLintock my brothers they got
the big hats already

alright let them have at it

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get over did you let me drive you

get over did you let me drive you

get over did you let me drive you
promised me you would some no yeah turn

promised me you would some no yeah turn

promised me you would some no yeah turn
on the road

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you got cattle in the back boss

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yeah

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Kimmy's going 15 cents a pound all the

Kimmy's going 15 cents a pound all the

Kimmy's going 15 cents a pound all the
way to Kansas City

way to Kansas City

way to Kansas City
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now boss there's one old pensioner I

now boss there's one old pensioner I

now boss there's one old pensioner I
wished you would pass up bunny

wished you would pass up bunny

wished you would pass up bunny
yeah know where I'd seen his face before

yeah know where I'd seen his face before

yeah know where I'd seen his face before
no time he's just been around town a

no time he's just been around town a

no time he's just been around town a
couple years oh you have no milk of

couple years oh you have no milk of

couple years oh you have no milk of
human kindness Clinic morning bunny area

human kindness Clinic morning bunny area

human kindness Clinic morning bunny area
you see you're in good health never felt

you see you're in good health never felt

you see you're in good health never felt
better

better

better
contrary to what you may hear me

contrary to what you may hear me

contrary to what you may hear me
the kidneys ain't what they used to be

the kidneys ain't what they used to be

the kidneys ain't what they used to be
livers believing me Billie's Drago

hello been a Medtronic they go throw

hello been a Medtronic they go throw

hello been a Medtronic they go throw
that in the buggy yes sir this grubby

that in the buggy yes sir this grubby

that in the buggy yes sir this grubby
bunch of Sooners huh they are at that I

bunch of Sooners huh they are at that I

bunch of Sooners huh they are at that I
gotta make Douglas happy finding his

gotta make Douglas happy finding his

gotta make Douglas happy finding his
pockets with land fees what are we gonna

pockets with land fees what are we gonna

pockets with land fees what are we gonna
do I don't know what you're gonna do Ben

do I don't know what you're gonna do Ben

do I don't know what you're gonna do Ben
me I do nothing 200 family

me I do nothing 200 family

me I do nothing 200 family
quarter of beef a week for family they

quarter of beef a week for family they

quarter of beef a week for family they
last two years that can be a sizeable

last two years that can be a sizeable

last two years that can be a sizeable
number I got 20 had one of any other

number I got 20 had one of any other

number I got 20 had one of any other
brand on the Mesa Verde I'm not

brand on the Mesa Verde I'm not

brand on the Mesa Verde I'm not
hollering some of us haven't got all the

hollering some of us haven't got all the

hollering some of us haven't got all the
money in the world some of us ain't old

money in the world some of us ain't old

money in the world some of us ain't old
and tired and feel like being put upon

and tired and feel like being put upon

and tired and feel like being put upon
you interest me young Ben go on so the

you interest me young Ben go on so the

you interest me young Ben go on so the
first time I find one of our hides

first time I find one of our hides

first time I find one of our hides
wearing our brand hung on one of them

wearing our brand hung on one of them

wearing our brand hung on one of them
settlers fences I aim to kill me a plow

settlers fences I aim to kill me a plow

settlers fences I aim to kill me a plow
boy you do what you want my clinic

boy you do what you want my clinic

boy you do what you want my clinic
we'll do what we want fellas my age

we'll do what we want fellas my age

we'll do what we want fellas my age
generally call me GW or McClintock

generally call me GW or McClintock

generally call me GW or McClintock
youngsters call me mr. McClintock all

youngsters call me mr. McClintock all

youngsters call me mr. McClintock all
right mr. McClintock not because I'm

right mr. McClintock not because I'm

right mr. McClintock not because I'm
afraid of the Big East out of this

afraid of the Big East out of this

afraid of the Big East out of this
country and I reckon a fellow my age

country and I reckon a fellow my age

country and I reckon a fellow my age
should call you mr. Rowan now GW he's a

should call you mr. Rowan now GW he's a

should call you mr. Rowan now GW he's a
half owner to spread I made him a full

half owner to spread I made him a full

half owner to spread I made him a full
partner the day the doc gave me the long

partner the day the doc gave me the long

partner the day the doc gave me the long
face well you want him to both the first

face well you want him to both the first

face well you want him to both the first
time this territory becomes a state

time this territory becomes a state

time this territory becomes a state
don't you of course I do

don't you of course I do

don't you of course I do
these settlers get burned out there will

these settlers get burned out there will

these settlers get burned out there will
be a lot of hollering that this

be a lot of hollering that this

be a lot of hollering that this
country's too wild at we estate will go

country's too wild at we estate will go

country's too wild at we estate will go
on be in the territory some more with a

on be in the territory some more with a

on be in the territory some more with a
lot of political appointees run and then

lot of political appointees run and then

lot of political appointees run and then
according to what they learned in some

according to what they learned in some

according to what they learned in some
college where they think that cows are

college where they think that cows are

college where they think that cows are
something you milk Indians are some in

something you milk Indians are some in

something you milk Indians are some in
front of a cigar store I'm looking to

front of a cigar store I'm looking to

front of a cigar store I'm looking to
use old young men down

use old young men down

use old young men down
I'll do what I can mono at the house

I'll do what I can mono at the house

I'll do what I can mono at the house
once in a while with rack up a few hands

once in a while with rack up a few hands

once in a while with rack up a few hands
is done he never got to be just fine

is done he never got to be just fine

is done he never got to be just fine
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it's a nice morning any boss everybody's

it's a nice morning any boss everybody's

it's a nice morning any boss everybody's
entitled to their own opinion I like

entitled to their own opinion I like

entitled to their own opinion I like
that again eh it's a little cheer yeah

that again eh it's a little cheer yeah

that again eh it's a little cheer yeah
about a thousand hit I figure they'll

about a thousand hit I figure they'll

about a thousand hit I figure they'll
bring about 1250 you're not as fat as

bring about 1250 you're not as fat as

bring about 1250 you're not as fat as
I'd like to ship sail off the North

I'd like to ship sail off the North

I'd like to ship sail off the North
range yes

settlers every one of them with a plow

settlers every one of them with a plow

settlers every one of them with a plow
on a Bible not the slightest idea but

on a Bible not the slightest idea but

on a Bible not the slightest idea but
arranges for I'm a clinic you people

arranges for I'm a clinic you people

arranges for I'm a clinic you people
planned a homestead and farmed the Mesa

planned a homestead and farmed the Mesa

planned a homestead and farmed the Mesa
Verde yes sir the government give us

Verde yes sir the government give us

Verde yes sir the government give us
each hundred and sixty acres the

each hundred and sixty acres the

each hundred and sixty acres the
government never gave anybody anything

government never gave anybody anything

government never gave anybody anything
some years back a lot like you came in

some years back a lot like you came in

some years back a lot like you came in
got a pretty good first year good summer

got a pretty good first year good summer

got a pretty good first year good summer
easy winter but the next year the last

easy winter but the next year the last

easy winter but the next year the last
rain was in February and by June even

rain was in February and by June even

rain was in February and by June even
the Jackrabbits had sense enough to get

the Jackrabbits had sense enough to get

the Jackrabbits had sense enough to get
off the Mesa folks do you know who that

off the Mesa folks do you know who that

off the Mesa folks do you know who that
is

is

is
that's McClintock George Washington

that's McClintock George Washington

that's McClintock George Washington
McLintock I told him that Douglas he

McLintock I told him that Douglas he

McLintock I told him that Douglas he
controls the water rights on two hundred

controls the water rights on two hundred

controls the water rights on two hundred
square miles of range you know that

square miles of range you know that

square miles of range you know that
lumber you got at Cape miss land cut by

lumber you got at Cape miss land cut by

lumber you got at Cape miss land cut by
his lovers and milled in his Mills

his lovers and milled in his Mills

his lovers and milled in his Mills
Douglas I come close to killing you a

Douglas I come close to killing you a

Douglas I come close to killing you a
couple of times when we were younger

couple of times when we were younger

couple of times when we were younger
saddens me I didn't can you imagine a

saddens me I didn't can you imagine a

saddens me I didn't can you imagine a
man who owns all that oh and mine's too

man who owns all that oh and mine's too

man who owns all that oh and mine's too
I forgot to mention them all that and

I forgot to mention them all that and

I forgot to mention them all that and
he's begrudging poor people of measly of

he's begrudging poor people of measly of

he's begrudging poor people of measly of
measly 160 acres that right mr.

measly 160 acres that right mr.

measly 160 acres that right mr.
McLintock

McLintock

McLintock
you'd be great just a little free land

you'd be great just a little free land

you'd be great just a little free land
there's no such thing as free land you

there's no such thing as free land you

there's no such thing as free land you
make these homesteads go you'll have

make these homesteads go you'll have

make these homesteads go you'll have
earned every acre of it but you just

earned every acre of it but you just

earned every acre of it but you just
can't make them go on the Mesa Verde God

can't make them go on the Mesa Verde God

can't make them go on the Mesa Verde God
made that country for Buffalo serves

made that country for Buffalo serves

made that country for Buffalo serves
pretty well for cattle but it hates the

pretty well for cattle but it hates the

pretty well for cattle but it hates the
plow and even the government should know

plow and even the government should know

plow and even the government should know
that you can't farm 6,000 feet above sea

that you can't farm 6,000 feet above sea

that you can't farm 6,000 feet above sea
level any trouble mr. McClintock no

level any trouble mr. McClintock no

level any trouble mr. McClintock no
trouble Jeff how about you Douglas

trouble Jeff how about you Douglas

trouble Jeff how about you Douglas
Douglas just plain Douglas ain't and you

Douglas just plain Douglas ain't and you

Douglas just plain Douglas ain't and you
call here mr. McClintock why well

call here mr. McClintock why well

call here mr. McClintock why well
Douglas I guess it's because he earned

Douglas I guess it's because he earned

Douglas I guess it's because he earned
it

mr. McLintock

mr. McLintock

mr. McLintock
yeah I'm a good hand with cattle mr.

yeah I'm a good hand with cattle mr.

yeah I'm a good hand with cattle mr.
McLintock like a job

McLintock like a job

McLintock like a job
well you look strong enough you come in

well you look strong enough you come in

well you look strong enough you come in
with our sewers well yes sir but we

with our sewers well yes sir but we

with our sewers well yes sir but we
don't have a homestead dad choose you

fly bait it's funny Haley but futures

fly bait it's funny Haley but futures

fly bait it's funny Haley but futures
mean a farmer on the part

mean a farmer on the part

mean a farmer on the part
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ladies this is the finest Chantilly lace

ladies this is the finest Chantilly lace

ladies this is the finest Chantilly lace
available anywhere

available anywhere

available anywhere
shanthi mr. Birnbaum well believe me

shanthi mr. Birnbaum well believe me

shanthi mr. Birnbaum well believe me
it's the best oh excuse me please look

it's the best oh excuse me please look

it's the best oh excuse me please look
around take your time

around take your time

around take your time
Drago I got a thousand Havana cigars in

Drago I got a thousand Havana cigars in

Drago I got a thousand Havana cigars in
12 those hatch for you over there

12 those hatch for you over there

12 those hatch for you over there
they're big hats hang on last long the

they're big hats hang on last long the

they're big hats hang on last long the
way some folks have been different into

way some folks have been different into

way some folks have been different into
that red eye these days

good morning GW good morning I stole

good morning GW good morning I stole

good morning GW good morning I stole
some stick candy please help yourself

some stick candy please help yourself

some stick candy please help yourself
come on baby come in problem yes

come on baby come in problem yes

come on baby come in problem yes
well by our black side move Queens

well by our black side move Queens

well by our black side move Queens
Bishop to King four yeah you might be

Bishop to King four yeah you might be

Bishop to King four yeah you might be
right

right

right
you know just starting to work this out

you know just starting to work this out

you know just starting to work this out
when the letter came letter what

when the letter came letter what

when the letter came letter what
happened don't you love it

happened don't you love it

happened don't you love it
morning mr. McLintock morning Davey you

morning mr. McLintock morning Davey you

morning mr. McLintock morning Davey you
being here save me a trip

being here save me a trip

being here save me a trip
oh that Hatton suit of clothes you

oh that Hatton suit of clothes you

oh that Hatton suit of clothes you
picked up on my birthday well instead of

picked up on my birthday well instead of

picked up on my birthday well instead of
this cowboy hat I'd like to have this

this cowboy hat I'd like to have this

this cowboy hat I'd like to have this
one if it's alright with you sir oh it's

one if it's alright with you sir oh it's

one if it's alright with you sir oh it's
all right with me Davey of course that

all right with me Davey of course that

all right with me Davey of course that
looks like the kind of a head of fell

looks like the kind of a head of fell

looks like the kind of a head of fell
out we're down Main Street to start a

out we're down Main Street to start a

out we're down Main Street to start a
fight oh I don't need a city head for

fight oh I don't need a city head for

fight oh I don't need a city head for
that all I have to do is walk down the

that all I have to do is walk down the

that all I have to do is walk down the
street and some wiseacre will call me an

street and some wiseacre will call me an

street and some wiseacre will call me an
Indian and just like that the fights on

Indian and just like that the fights on

Indian and just like that the fights on
Davey the letter it's for you and you

Davey the letter it's for you and you

Davey the letter it's for you and you
are an Indian yes I know I'm an Indian

are an Indian yes I know I'm an Indian

are an Indian yes I know I'm an Indian
but I'm also the fastest runner in town

but I'm also the fastest runner in town

but I'm also the fastest runner in town
I've got a college education and I'm the

I've got a college education and I'm the

I've got a college education and I'm the
railroad telegrapher but does anybody

railroad telegrapher but does anybody

railroad telegrapher but does anybody
say hello college man or hello runner or

say hello college man or hello runner or

say hello college man or hello runner or
hello telegrapher

hello telegrapher

hello telegrapher
no not even hello knot head baby it's

no not even hello knot head baby it's

no not even hello knot head baby it's
always let the Indian do it you go out

always let the Indian do it you go out

always let the Indian do it you go out
in the store to help the ladies all

in the store to help the ladies all

in the store to help the ladies all
right I'm also bookkeeper part-time

right I'm also bookkeeper part-time

right I'm also bookkeeper part-time
clerk lady brought that out here this

clerk lady brought that out here this

clerk lady brought that out here this
morning asked for it to be taken out to

morning asked for it to be taken out to

morning asked for it to be taken out to
the home ranch for you handsome lady

the home ranch for you handsome lady

the home ranch for you handsome lady
kind of tall with red hair

kind of tall with red hair

kind of tall with red hair
called me mr. Birnbaum just as if she'd

called me mr. Birnbaum just as if she'd

called me mr. Birnbaum just as if she'd
never seen me before and as if that veil

never seen me before and as if that veil

never seen me before and as if that veil
that covered a face would keep me from

that covered a face would keep me from

that covered a face would keep me from
recognizing

recognizing

recognizing
I thought she was in New York or Europe

I thought she was in New York or Europe

I thought she was in New York or Europe
or someplace sullen oh gee you better

or someplace sullen oh gee you better

or someplace sullen oh gee you better
throw in a couple extra cases the boss's

throw in a couple extra cases the boss's

throw in a couple extra cases the boss's
favorite bourbon that stuff sure gets

favorite bourbon that stuff sure gets

favorite bourbon that stuff sure gets
used up fast out of our place which

used up fast out of our place which

used up fast out of our place which
reminds me

reminds me

reminds me
you better start tapering off sir

Catherines in town Katie

Catherines in town Katie

Catherines in town Katie
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was it

was it

was it
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good morning hello morning my darling

good morning hello morning my darling

good morning hello morning my darling
father I burnt GW are you doing in here

father I burnt GW are you doing in here

father I burnt GW are you doing in here
why aren't you out at the desk help not

why aren't you out at the desk help not

why aren't you out at the desk help not
to bartender yeah I see a busy day give

to bartender yeah I see a busy day give

to bartender yeah I see a busy day give
me the key to room 17 why 17 and don't

me the key to room 17 why 17 and don't

me the key to room 17 why 17 and don't
advertise it here they come Lennie Santa

advertise it here they come Lennie Santa

advertise it here they come Lennie Santa
my beer whiskey

day off off day wonder what he's so

day off off day wonder what he's so

day off off day wonder what he's so
preoccupied about haven't you heard

preoccupied about haven't you heard

preoccupied about haven't you heard
no what Katie's back in town Katie yes

no what Katie's back in town Katie yes

no what Katie's back in town Katie yes
dear

dear

dear
this social arbiters well hi honey

this social arbiters well hi honey

this social arbiters well hi honey
good morning mr. McLintock I don't want

good morning mr. McLintock I don't want

good morning mr. McLintock I don't want
to bother you I'm sorry boy I told you

to bother you I'm sorry boy I told you

to bother you I'm sorry boy I told you
no job

no job

no job
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Catherine George Washington

I thought you'd want this

first dig of this Berk but who am I to

first dig of this Berk but who am I to

first dig of this Berk but who am I to
upset your plans did you feel kind of

upset your plans did you feel kind of

upset your plans did you feel kind of
silly

silly

silly
I never feel silly it's because you have

I never feel silly it's because you have

I never feel silly it's because you have
no sense of humor

no sense of humor

no sense of humor
why couldn't we sit down in the hotel

why couldn't we sit down in the hotel

why couldn't we sit down in the hotel
dining room and talk about whatever it

dining room and talk about whatever it

dining room and talk about whatever it
is you want to talk about our why

is you want to talk about our why

is you want to talk about our why
couldn't you just come over to the house

couldn't you just come over to the house

couldn't you just come over to the house
I'd have everybody know that we're

I'd have everybody know that we're

I'd have everybody know that we're
meeting everybody knows and what's the

meeting everybody knows and what's the

meeting everybody knows and what's the
difference we're married that is

difference we're married that is

difference we're married that is
something I should like to change you

something I should like to change you

something I should like to change you
know the answer Katie that isn't why you

know the answer Katie that isn't why you

know the answer Katie that isn't why you
sent for me let's get to the rat killing

sent for me let's get to the rat killing

sent for me let's get to the rat killing
that's just the kind of remark that's

that's just the kind of remark that's

that's just the kind of remark that's
always indeed you to me let us open the

always indeed you to me let us open the

always indeed you to me let us open the
discussion very well our daughter is

discussion very well our daughter is

discussion very well our daughter is
coming home in a few days

coming home in a few days

coming home in a few days
Rob she's coming here it was just a slip

Rob she's coming here it was just a slip

Rob she's coming here it was just a slip
of the tongue that made me refer to this

of the tongue that made me refer to this

of the tongue that made me refer to this
ugly Hamlet as home

ugly Hamlet as home

ugly Hamlet as home
our daughter is it so hard to say her

our daughter is it so hard to say her

our daughter is it so hard to say her
name it's Becky

name it's Becky

name it's Becky
Rebecca I hate that name anyway she's

Rebecca I hate that name anyway she's

Rebecca I hate that name anyway she's
coming home and I hoped it was way jus

coming home and I hoped it was way jus

coming home and I hoped it was way jus
to let her live with me apart at the

to let her live with me apart at the

to let her live with me apart at the
time in the capital part of the time in

time in the capital part of the time in

time in the capital part of the time in
New York and of course Newport during

New York and of course Newport during

New York and of course Newport during
the season

the season

the season
you're whistling in the wind okay if she

you're whistling in the wind okay if she

you're whistling in the wind okay if she
stays here just as crude and his bulgur

stays here just as crude and his bulgur

stays here just as crude and his bulgur
is all of these kind of she goes your

is all of these kind of she goes your

is all of these kind of she goes your
way she'll be all show I know stay no go

way she'll be all show I know stay no go

way she'll be all show I know stay no go
Kate oh how I hate you half the people

Kate oh how I hate you half the people

Kate oh how I hate you half the people
in the world are women why does it have

in the world are women why does it have

in the world are women why does it have
to be you that stirs

that's the story I saw your picture in

that's the story I saw your picture in

that's the story I saw your picture in
the paper at the Governor's Ball you

the paper at the Governor's Ball you

the paper at the Governor's Ball you
were dancing with a governor east he's

were dancing with a governor east he's

were dancing with a governor east he's
on Jet Li I doubt that you have to be a

on Jet Li I doubt that you have to be a

on Jet Li I doubt that you have to be a
man first before you're a gentleman he

man first before you're a gentleman he

man first before you're a gentleman he
misses on both counts

misses on both counts

misses on both counts
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hey Sonny you can ask him again nope

hey Sonny you can ask him again nope

hey Sonny you can ask him again nope
hey boy do you get a pocket your pride

hey boy do you get a pocket your pride

hey boy do you get a pocket your pride
you got a baby you better listen to an

you got a baby you better listen to an

you got a baby you better listen to an
expert honey I'm telling you not to

expert honey I'm telling you not to

expert honey I'm telling you not to
grovel human nature gets me every time

grovel human nature gets me every time

grovel human nature gets me every time
mister leave me alone everybody does it

mister leave me alone everybody does it

mister leave me alone everybody does it
one way or another about that job clinic

one way or another about that job clinic

one way or another about that job clinic
I already told you son I've got no need

I already told you son I've got no need

I already told you son I've got no need
for farmers are used for him just one

for farmers are used for him just one

for farmers are used for him just one
minute mr. McLintock my father died last

minute mr. McLintock my father died last

minute mr. McLintock my father died last
month that's how come we lost our

month that's how come we lost our

month that's how come we lost our
homestead I've got a mother and a little

homestead I've got a mother and a little

homestead I've got a mother and a little
sister to feed I need that job badly

sister to feed I need that job badly

sister to feed I need that job badly
what's your name Devlin warrant you got

what's your name Devlin warrant you got

what's your name Devlin warrant you got
a job son see my home ranch farm and

a job son see my home ranch farm and

a job son see my home ranch farm and
he's over at the corral step down off of

he's over at the corral step down off of

he's over at the corral step down off of
that carriage mister I've been punched

that carriage mister I've been punched

that carriage mister I've been punched
many a time in my life but never for

many a time in my life but never for

many a time in my life but never for
hiring anybody I don't know what to say

hiring anybody I don't know what to say

hiring anybody I don't know what to say
never beg before turn my stomach I

never beg before turn my stomach I

never beg before turn my stomach I
suppose I should have been grateful you

suppose I should have been grateful you

suppose I should have been grateful you
gave me the job gave well you got it all

gave me the job gave well you got it all

gave me the job gave well you got it all
wrong I don't give jobs I hire men you

wrong I don't give jobs I hire men you

wrong I don't give jobs I hire men you
intend to give this man a full day's

intend to give this man a full day's

intend to give this man a full day's
work don't you boy you mean you're still

work don't you boy you mean you're still

work don't you boy you mean you're still
hiring me mr. mcclain

hiring me mr. mcclain

hiring me mr. mcclain
well yes sir I mean I'll certainly

well yes sir I mean I'll certainly

well yes sir I mean I'll certainly
deliver a fair day's work for that I'll

deliver a fair day's work for that I'll

deliver a fair day's work for that I'll
pay you a fair day's wage you won't give

pay you a fair day's wage you won't give

pay you a fair day's wage you won't give
me anything and I won't give you

me anything and I won't give you

me anything and I won't give you
anything we both hold up our eggs where

anything we both hold up our eggs where

anything we both hold up our eggs where
do you live the settlers in camera down

do you live the settlers in camera down

do you live the settlers in camera down
by the mine

by the mine

by the mine
that's your plug yes sir well hop on him

that's your plug yes sir well hop on him

that's your plug yes sir well hop on him
and we'll go get your gear

and we'll go get your gear

and we'll go get your gear
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yeah

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[Applause]

[Applause]
morning mr. Blart

morning mr. Blart

morning mr. Blart
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I am sure that all you find people are

I am sure that all you find people are

I am sure that all you find people are
interested in knowing just what portion

interested in knowing just what portion

interested in knowing just what portion
of this new land will be your new home

of this new land will be your new home

of this new land will be your new home
Oh Jones and McAlister since you've been

Oh Jones and McAlister since you've been

Oh Jones and McAlister since you've been
more or less the leaders of our group

more or less the leaders of our group

more or less the leaders of our group
I'd like to have you come up and check

I'd like to have you come up and check

I'd like to have you come up and check
the exact location go after that boy and

the exact location go after that boy and

the exact location go after that boy and
give him $30 tell me my clinic pays

give him $30 tell me my clinic pays

give him $30 tell me my clinic pays
these riders a month in advance the

these riders a month in advance the

these riders a month in advance the
looks of things I could sure use it to

looks of things I could sure use it to

looks of things I could sure use it to
Oh mom it's mr. Drago well what do we

Oh mom it's mr. Drago well what do we

Oh mom it's mr. Drago well what do we
owe this visit from the cattle baron

owe this visit from the cattle baron

owe this visit from the cattle baron
I've got a touch a hangover a bureaucrat

I've got a touch a hangover a bureaucrat

I've got a touch a hangover a bureaucrat
don't push me they're Indians in this

don't push me they're Indians in this

don't push me they're Indians in this
homestead land friendly Indians my boy

Oh get drunk together and it's gonna be

Oh get drunk together and it's gonna be

Oh get drunk together and it's gonna be
a lot longer time because it's against

a lot longer time because it's against

a lot longer time because it's against
the law and you're with a sheriff and if

the law and you're with a sheriff and if

the law and you're with a sheriff and if
I got my hands full they came into town

I got my hands full they came into town

I got my hands full they came into town
to meet the train the old Indian chiefs

to meet the train the old Indian chiefs

to meet the train the old Indian chiefs
are coming home I heard they'd been

are coming home I heard they'd been

are coming home I heard they'd been
pardoned they know that when it's

pardoned they know that when it's

pardoned they know that when it's
arriving this week next week or next

arriving this week next week or next

arriving this week next week or next
month so in the meantime I've got to do

month so in the meantime I've got to do

month so in the meantime I've got to do
something with them did I cut out a

something with them did I cut out a

something with them did I cut out a
couple of head of your steers to feed

couple of head of your steers to feed

couple of head of your steers to feed
them otherwise some of these settlers

them otherwise some of these settlers

them otherwise some of these settlers
milk cows are gonna disappear

milk cows are gonna disappear

milk cows are gonna disappear
that's right Mac then shut out whatever

that's right Mac then shut out whatever

that's right Mac then shut out whatever
you need

you need

you need
sheriff are you gonna cap these savages

sheriff are you gonna cap these savages

sheriff are you gonna cap these savages
with all these settlers you're asking

with all these settlers you're asking

with all these settlers you're asking
for trouble mr. Douglass I already have

for trouble mr. Douglass I already have

for trouble mr. Douglass I already have
plenty of trouble

plenty of trouble

plenty of trouble
please stay off my back Bannon Bob Lowe

please stay off my back Bannon Bob Lowe

please stay off my back Bannon Bob Lowe
bring your people over to the place live

mr. netbook tiny mouse it's nice to see

mr. netbook tiny mouse it's nice to see

mr. netbook tiny mouse it's nice to see
you you wouldn't believe it now but 20

you you wouldn't believe it now but 20

you you wouldn't believe it now but 20
years ago she was a mighty handsome made

years ago she was a mighty handsome made

years ago she was a mighty handsome made
20 years ago you thought so too mr.

20 years ago you thought so too mr.

20 years ago you thought so too mr.
Douglas it was just like this I had a

Douglas it was just like this I had a

Douglas it was just like this I had a
deadbeat on a run in Buffalo and my

deadbeat on a run in Buffalo and my

deadbeat on a run in Buffalo and my
sharp 50 caliber misfired as bagging

sharp 50 caliber misfired as bagging

sharp 50 caliber misfired as bagging
that trouble in the forest remember I

that trouble in the forest remember I

that trouble in the forest remember I
remember

remember

remember
you won't do something come directly

you won't do something come directly

you won't do something come directly
from him No

we should get this the boys mama baked

we should get this the boys mama baked

we should get this the boys mama baked
him you thinking the same thing I am

him you thinking the same thing I am

him you thinking the same thing I am
she's a widow woman Boston she's got a

she's a widow woman Boston she's got a

she's a widow woman Boston she's got a
long hard road IRA I always said you had

long hard road IRA I always said you had

long hard road IRA I always said you had
people seeds mr. McLintock

people seeds mr. McLintock

people seeds mr. McLintock
this is my mother

your mother and my sister pleased to

your mother and my sister pleased to

your mother and my sister pleased to
meet you mr. McLintock ma'am this is my

meet you mr. McLintock ma'am this is my

meet you mr. McLintock ma'am this is my
boss and he has few choice words to say

boss and he has few choice words to say

boss and he has few choice words to say
about your biscuits

about your biscuits

about your biscuits
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yes mr. McLintock they're great well you

yes mr. McLintock they're great well you

yes mr. McLintock they're great well you
old can these reprobate how about it why

old can these reprobate how about it why

old can these reprobate how about it why
me

me

me
I cut myself I'm not talking about

I cut myself I'm not talking about

I cut myself I'm not talking about
firing yeah I'm retiring yeah you've

firing yeah I'm retiring yeah you've

firing yeah I'm retiring yeah you've
been rustling food for us for 30 years

been rustling food for us for 30 years

been rustling food for us for 30 years
we're gonna put you out to pasture all

we're gonna put you out to pasture all

we're gonna put you out to pasture all
you'll have to do is give advice be one

you'll have to do is give advice be one

you'll have to do is give advice be one
of the family I tell myself I may save

of the family I tell myself I may save

of the family I tell myself I may save
you the trouble

you the trouble

you the trouble
Ching you kill yourself I'll cut off

Ching you kill yourself I'll cut off

Ching you kill yourself I'll cut off
your pigtail you never gonna get to

your pigtail you never gonna get to

your pigtail you never gonna get to
heaven I'll be one of her family I give

heaven I'll be one of her family I give

heaven I'll be one of her family I give
you my solemn word Cathy come me fami

you my solemn word Cathy come me fami

you my solemn word Cathy come me fami
drink too much ease get in fights yell

drink too much ease get in fights yell

drink too much ease get in fights yell
all the time cut off his pigtail all

all the time cut off his pigtail all

all the time cut off his pigtail all
right I'll be wonderful Fanny yeah yeah

I hope everything is satisfactory this

I hope everything is satisfactory this

I hope everything is satisfactory this
is such a big house it'll take me a

is such a big house it'll take me a

is such a big house it'll take me a
while to get used to things now please

while to get used to things now please

while to get used to things now please
don't hesitate to tell me if anything is

don't hesitate to tell me if anything is

don't hesitate to tell me if anything is
wrong no business I don't I just fine

wrong no business I don't I just fine

wrong no business I don't I just fine
everything like nicely my best apple pie

everything like nicely my best apple pie

everything like nicely my best apple pie
ever at Curly's right ma'am hated to

ever at Curly's right ma'am hated to

ever at Curly's right ma'am hated to
leave that last bite

leave that last bite

leave that last bite
shall we celebrate with a drink all

shall we celebrate with a drink all

shall we celebrate with a drink all
right now wash you get sometimes I don't

right now wash you get sometimes I don't

right now wash you get sometimes I don't
seem possible one could use all them

seem possible one could use all them

seem possible one could use all them
clothes you keep a civil tongue in your

clothes you keep a civil tongue in your

clothes you keep a civil tongue in your
unprepossessing face yes ma'am and

unprepossessing face yes ma'am and

unprepossessing face yes ma'am and
unload my baggage please yes ma'am

unload my baggage please yes ma'am

unload my baggage please yes ma'am
by the way what does that word

by the way what does that word

by the way what does that word
unprepossessing mean miss McClintock oh

unprepossessing mean miss McClintock oh

unprepossessing mean miss McClintock oh
hello run and help the driver with my

hello run and help the driver with my

hello run and help the driver with my
luggage I couldn't trust anyone else in

luggage I couldn't trust anyone else in

luggage I couldn't trust anyone else in
this house to do anything correctly

luggage give my hand curly

luggage give my hand curly

luggage give my hand curly
yes boss are you moving back in yes but

yes boss are you moving back in yes but

yes boss are you moving back in yes but
nothing is changed except my place of

nothing is changed except my place of

nothing is changed except my place of
residence and I'd be willing to put up

residence and I'd be willing to put up

residence and I'd be willing to put up
with savages rather than be denied the

with savages rather than be denied the

with savages rather than be denied the
company of my daughter and I'm proving

company of my daughter and I'm proving

company of my daughter and I'm proving
that by moving in here mr. McLintock

that by moving in here mr. McLintock

that by moving in here mr. McLintock
since it's my first day would you excuse

since it's my first day would you excuse

since it's my first day would you excuse
me if I go ahead Oh Catherine this is

me if I go ahead Oh Catherine this is

me if I go ahead Oh Catherine this is
dev Warren you joined the outfit today

dev Warren you joined the outfit today

dev Warren you joined the outfit today
please ma'am thank you well how are

please ma'am thank you well how are

please ma'am thank you well how are
refreshing a polite young man here where

refreshing a polite young man here where

refreshing a polite young man here where
did he come from he's a farmer oh gee

did he come from he's a farmer oh gee

did he come from he's a farmer oh gee
welcome home what on earth are you doing

welcome home what on earth are you doing

welcome home what on earth are you doing
in that idiotic looking outfit don't you

in that idiotic looking outfit don't you

in that idiotic looking outfit don't you
dare call me Kate that's my button and

dare call me Kate that's my button and

dare call me Kate that's my button and
suit on button for the

suit on button for the

suit on button for the
and I'm sorry Katherine that Kate kind

and I'm sorry Katherine that Kate kind

and I'm sorry Katherine that Kate kind
of slipped out from the times I

of slipped out from the times I

of slipped out from the times I
remembered you as being nice big people

you gonna stand there with that stupid

you gonna stand there with that stupid

you gonna stand there with that stupid
look on your face while the hired help

look on your face while the hired help

look on your face while the hired help
insults your wife he's just ignorant he

insults your wife he's just ignorant he

insults your wife he's just ignorant he
doesn't know any better than to tell the

doesn't know any better than to tell the

doesn't know any better than to tell the
truth

truth

truth
and I can't help this stupid look I

and I can't help this stupid look I

and I can't help this stupid look I
started acquiring it as you gained in

started acquiring it as you gained in

started acquiring it as you gained in
social prominence

social prominence

social prominence
mrs. McClendon where do you want I

mrs. McClendon where do you want I

mrs. McClendon where do you want I
should put him in the master bedroom

should put him in the master bedroom

should put him in the master bedroom
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yes but move mr. mclintock's things into

yes but move mr. mclintock's things into

yes but move mr. mclintock's things into
another room back of the stairs would be

another room back of the stairs would be

another room back of the stairs would be
best so that he can't wake up the entire

best so that he can't wake up the entire

best so that he can't wake up the entire
household told me just before daybreak

household told me just before daybreak

household told me just before daybreak
yes ma'am oh excuse me

yes ma'am oh excuse me

yes ma'am oh excuse me
here's your cigars mr. McLintock I am

here's your cigars mr. McLintock I am

here's your cigars mr. McLintock I am
mrs. McLintock Oh Kate

mrs. McLintock Oh Kate

mrs. McLintock Oh Kate
I mean Katherine this is the cook this

I mean Katherine this is the cook this

I mean Katherine this is the cook this
is the lady does it cook it for us mrs.

is the lady does it cook it for us mrs.

is the lady does it cook it for us mrs.
Warren mrs. McLintock very pleased to

Warren mrs. McLintock very pleased to

Warren mrs. McLintock very pleased to
meet you mrs. McLintock very pleased

meet you mrs. McLintock very pleased

meet you mrs. McLintock very pleased
likewise you see I just came to work

likewise you see I just came to work

likewise you see I just came to work
here today and I guess I jumped to the

here today and I guess I jumped to the

here today and I guess I jumped to the
conclusion that this was a bachelor's

conclusion that this was a bachelor's

conclusion that this was a bachelor's
household hmm it is and then again it

household hmm it is and then again it

household hmm it is and then again it
isn't I will explain so everything will

isn't I will explain so everything will

isn't I will explain so everything will
be quite clear mrs. Wallace mrs.

mrs. Warren it has been a bachelor's

mrs. Warren it has been a bachelor's

mrs. Warren it has been a bachelor's
household for quite some time and it

household for quite some time and it

household for quite some time and it
will be again just as soon as I am out

will be again just as soon as I am out

will be again just as soon as I am out
of here

of here

of here
which would be as quickly as I can make

which would be as quickly as I can make

which would be as quickly as I can make
arrangements to take my daughter back

arrangements to take my daughter back

arrangements to take my daughter back
east with me you see she's coming home

east with me you see she's coming home

east with me you see she's coming home
from school in a few days and then we'll

from school in a few days and then we'll

from school in a few days and then we'll
be off together and you can return to

be off together and you can return to

be off together and you can return to
conducting yourself as you consider

conducting yourself as you consider

conducting yourself as you consider
proper in a bachelor's household Katie

proper in a bachelor's household Katie

proper in a bachelor's household Katie
shut up until then I am mistress in this

shut up until then I am mistress in this

shut up until then I am mistress in this
house and I will give the orders if you

house and I will give the orders if you

house and I will give the orders if you
say nothing more toast

say nothing more toast

say nothing more toast
oh and GW as soon as my things are put

oh and GW as soon as my things are put

oh and GW as soon as my things are put
away I want to talk to you about Rebecca

away I want to talk to you about Rebecca

away I want to talk to you about Rebecca
yes mrs. McLintock indeed

the toast lightly browned and unbuttered

the toast lightly browned and unbuttered

the toast lightly browned and unbuttered
of course ma'am

of course ma'am

of course ma'am
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where you think you're going I just

where you think you're going I just

where you think you're going I just
remembered I got that date but she said

remembered I got that date but she said

remembered I got that date but she said
she want to have a talk I heard good

she want to have a talk I heard good

she want to have a talk I heard good
evening ma'am

evening ma'am

evening ma'am
leave me mr. max yep hey mr. Mack what

leave me mr. max yep hey mr. Mack what

leave me mr. max yep hey mr. Mack what
is unprepossessing mean I was called

is unprepossessing mean I was called

is unprepossessing mean I was called
that one slim looked it up in the

that one slim looked it up in the

that one slim looked it up in the
dictionary it's best you don't know what

dictionary it's best you don't know what

dictionary it's best you don't know what
at me uh-huh thank you you wouldn't

at me uh-huh thank you you wouldn't

at me uh-huh thank you you wouldn't
expect that from you anyway

expect that from you anyway

expect that from you anyway
first mr. McLintock gone there he goes

first mr. McLintock gone there he goes

first mr. McLintock gone there he goes
burning his last bridge you see a yellow

burning his last bridge you see a yellow

burning his last bridge you see a yellow
streak about a foot wide running up down

streak about a foot wide running up down

streak about a foot wide running up down
his backbone mr. McLintock he ain't

his backbone mr. McLintock he ain't

his backbone mr. McLintock he ain't
afraid of nothing I once thought that

Drago yes ma'am

Drago yes ma'am

Drago yes ma'am
missed that time he took off lit out I

missed that time he took off lit out I

missed that time he took off lit out I
told him I wanted to talk to us ma'am I

told him I wanted to talk to us ma'am I

told him I wanted to talk to us ma'am I
was standing right over here when you

was standing right over here when you

was standing right over here when you
said it and I was standing right down

said it and I was standing right down

said it and I was standing right down
those front steps when he walked up to a

those front steps when he walked up to a

those front steps when he walked up to a
horse grabbed a hunk of me and stepped

horse grabbed a hunk of me and stepped

horse grabbed a hunk of me and stepped
up on him and some spur

up on him and some spur

up on him and some spur
where did he go last time I saw him he's

where did he go last time I saw him he's

where did he go last time I saw him he's
going east but you know him he's allowed

going east but you know him he's allowed

going east but you know him he's allowed
to go north south or west

to go north south or west

to go north south or west
get me a catch yes ma'am but but what

get me a catch yes ma'am but but what

get me a catch yes ma'am but but what
maybe you shouldn't follow him and maybe

maybe you shouldn't follow him and maybe

maybe you shouldn't follow him and maybe
where he's going into what does that

where he's going into what does that

where he's going into what does that
mean I wish I hadn't said it I'll just

mean I wish I hadn't said it I'll just

mean I wish I hadn't said it I'll just
get the carriage yes ma'am

what happened to Bruce Bruce here Twp

what happened to Bruce Bruce here Twp

what happened to Bruce Bruce here Twp
she wants to go to town but mr.

she wants to go to town but mr.

she wants to go to town but mr.
McLintock never said anything to me

McLintock never said anything to me

McLintock never said anything to me
about look young fella I'm not right I'm

about look young fella I'm not right I'm

about look young fella I'm not right I'm
the ramrod around this place you better

the ramrod around this place you better

the ramrod around this place you better
start giving me yes sir you gonna get

start giving me yes sir you gonna get

start giving me yes sir you gonna get
the roof of this house pull down on your

the roof of this house pull down on your

the roof of this house pull down on your
head yes sir

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hello honey how is everything cool fine

hello honey how is everything cool fine

hello honey how is everything cool fine
fine mr. McLintock I'll get you next

fine mr. McLintock I'll get you next

fine mr. McLintock I'll get you next
time

time

time
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quality Mac same as usual

quality Mac same as usual

quality Mac same as usual
lady evenings eww

lady evenings eww

lady evenings eww
Jake wrong move five chest problem

Jake wrong move five chest problem

Jake wrong move five chest problem
Queens in danger Camille you're on your

Queens in danger Camille you're on your

Queens in danger Camille you're on your
own there's no play

own there's no play

own there's no play
ah I'm Camille give me a read bottom I'm

ah I'm Camille give me a read bottom I'm

ah I'm Camille give me a read bottom I'm
learning the game of chess thought it

learning the game of chess thought it

learning the game of chess thought it
would give me something pass the time

would give me something pass the time

would give me something pass the time
see I have nothing to do all day long

just remembered something

Catherine I didn't hear you come in mr.

Catherine I didn't hear you come in mr.

Catherine I didn't hear you come in mr.
McLintock I told you that I wanted to

McLintock I told you that I wanted to

McLintock I told you that I wanted to
talk to you not now

talk to you not now

talk to you not now
could I get you a glass of sherry

could I get you a glass of sherry

could I get you a glass of sherry
Catherine oh thank you mr. Birnbaum I

Catherine oh thank you mr. Birnbaum I

Catherine oh thank you mr. Birnbaum I
could use one I came into town behind

could use one I came into town behind

could use one I came into town behind
our runaway team okay girl never could

our runaway team okay girl never could

our runaway team okay girl never could
handle horses it was that young man

handle horses it was that young man

handle horses it was that young man
whose mother pretends to be your cook

whose mother pretends to be your cook

whose mother pretends to be your cook
Catherine your wine oh thank you mr.

Catherine your wine oh thank you mr.

Catherine your wine oh thank you mr.
Birnbaum now mr. McLintock we have an

Birnbaum now mr. McLintock we have an

Birnbaum now mr. McLintock we have an
awful lot to talk over first thing I

awful lot to talk over first thing I

awful lot to talk over first thing I
learned about Indian fighting was to

learned about Indian fighting was to

learned about Indian fighting was to
wait for daylight

wait for daylight

wait for daylight
what is our conversation got to do with

what is our conversation got to do with

what is our conversation got to do with
Indian fighting Indian fighting is good

Indian fighting Indian fighting is good

Indian fighting Indian fighting is good
experience for our kind of conversations

experience for our kind of conversations

experience for our kind of conversations
oh it'll wait Catherine evening Sarah

oh it'll wait Catherine evening Sarah

oh it'll wait Catherine evening Sarah
mr. McClintock we had quite a ride out

mr. McClintock we had quite a ride out

mr. McClintock we had quite a ride out
here oh I finally got that team settle

here oh I finally got that team settle

here oh I finally got that team settle
down sure bold no it's your move I just

down sure bold no it's your move I just

down sure bold no it's your move I just
cancelled oh look here you're not gonna

cancelled oh look here you're not gonna

cancelled oh look here you're not gonna
sit here all night long and play chess

sit here all night long and play chess

sit here all night long and play chess
when the matter of our daughter remains

when the matter of our daughter remains

when the matter of our daughter remains
unsettled I am gonna remain here in play

unsettled I am gonna remain here in play

unsettled I am gonna remain here in play
chess no matter of our daughter is

chess no matter of our daughter is

chess no matter of our daughter is
settled she stays

settled she stays

settled she stays
Catherine your hair oh there's a mess

Catherine your hair oh there's a mess

Catherine your hair oh there's a mess
after that awful ride no no it's just

after that awful ride no no it's just

after that awful ride no no it's just
that I haven't seen you for a long time

that I haven't seen you for a long time

that I haven't seen you for a long time
and it seems to me the last time I saw

and it seems to me the last time I saw

and it seems to me the last time I saw
you your hair was a little darker no

it's a funny thing that tricks a man's

it's a funny thing that tricks a man's

it's a funny thing that tricks a man's
memory will player mr. Birnbaum I think

memory will player mr. Birnbaum I think

memory will player mr. Birnbaum I think
that you've completely lost your mind

that you've completely lost your mind

that you've completely lost your mind
you have done something to your hair I

had it myself at the places that those

had it myself at the places that those

had it myself at the places that those
blondie props that you seem to prefer

blondie props that you seem to prefer

blondie props that you seem to prefer
take it Oh

take it Oh

take it Oh
fill it Oh

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warning if I must have let it all night

warning if I must have let it all night

warning if I must have let it all night
McLintock never quits but a Birnbaum has

McLintock never quits but a Birnbaum has

McLintock never quits but a Birnbaum has
to besides the game is over you got me

to besides the game is over you got me

to besides the game is over you got me
know mr. Birnbaum you still got a good

know mr. Birnbaum you still got a good

know mr. Birnbaum you still got a good
game oh you play chess

game oh you play chess

game oh you play chess
please take up

please take up

please take up
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pretty good fare well looks like I won't

pretty good fare well looks like I won't

pretty good fare well looks like I won't
have to come into town always to get a

have to come into town always to get a

have to come into town always to get a
game remember I'm a bad loser your movie

game remember I'm a bad loser your movie

game remember I'm a bad loser your movie
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good morning cup of coffee

good morning cup of coffee

good morning cup of coffee
oh yes thanks Jake you're welcome

oh yes thanks Jake you're welcome

oh yes thanks Jake you're welcome
Catherine economy cream can cows Moo

good old condensed milk that reminds me

good old condensed milk that reminds me

good old condensed milk that reminds me
I was cleaning out my desk the other day

I was cleaning out my desk the other day

I was cleaning out my desk the other day
I found something I wanted to return to

I found something I wanted to return to

I found something I wanted to return to
you there it is

it's a medal remember from the president

it's a medal remember from the president

it's a medal remember from the president
of the United States of America the

of the United States of America the

of the United States of America the
First Sergeant Michael Patrick you lowly

First Sergeant Michael Patrick you lowly

First Sergeant Michael Patrick you lowly
while bravery above and beyond the call

while bravery above and beyond the call

while bravery above and beyond the call
of duty it's your papa

of duty it's your papa

of duty it's your papa
reminds me of the first time I ever saw

reminds me of the first time I ever saw

reminds me of the first time I ever saw
you was over 17 years ago walked into my

you was over 17 years ago walked into my

you was over 17 years ago walked into my
store not much bigger than the bundle

store not much bigger than the bundle

store not much bigger than the bundle
you were carrying and in the bundle was

you were carrying and in the bundle was

you were carrying and in the bundle was
the most beautiful baby I ever saw and

the most beautiful baby I ever saw and

the most beautiful baby I ever saw and
was she hungry walked all the way from

was she hungry walked all the way from

was she hungry walked all the way from
superstition Creek just to trade me that

superstition Creek just to trade me that

superstition Creek just to trade me that
medal for a case of canned milk

medal for a case of canned milk

medal for a case of canned milk
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GW was off somewhere as usual fighting

GW was off somewhere as usual fighting

GW was off somewhere as usual fighting
Indians

Sharon care for well have you seen the

Sharon care for well have you seen the

Sharon care for well have you seen the
sheriff early for him oh why did I pick

sheriff early for him oh why did I pick

sheriff early for him oh why did I pick
up that looks like burned bonds is open

up that looks like burned bonds is open

up that looks like burned bonds is open
maybe somebody in here knows so there

maybe somebody in here knows so there

maybe somebody in here knows so there
you are sheriff I told you you were

you are sheriff I told you you were

you are sheriff I told you you were
headed for trouble trouble I want to

headed for trouble trouble I want to

headed for trouble trouble I want to
know by whose authority you let those

know by whose authority you let those

know by whose authority you let those
Indian stay in town no savages are

Indian stay in town no savages are

Indian stay in town no savages are
Ward's of the government and I am the

Ward's of the government and I am the

Ward's of the government and I am the
representative and I told sheriff Lord

representative and I told sheriff Lord

representative and I told sheriff Lord
that he could put him up down with a

that he could put him up down with a

that he could put him up down with a
clay side because the town's named after

clay side because the town's named after

clay side because the town's named after
him he thinks he owns it well you check

him he thinks he owns it well you check

him he thinks he owns it well you check
the books and the recorders office and

the books and the recorders office and

the books and the recorders office and
you'll find I do own a fair piece of it

you'll find I do own a fair piece of it

you'll find I do own a fair piece of it
a guard if you knew anything about

a guard if you knew anything about

a guard if you knew anything about
Indians you know that they're doing

Indians you know that they're doing

Indians you know that they're doing
their level best to put up with our

their level best to put up with our

their level best to put up with our
so-called benevolent patronage in spite

so-called benevolent patronage in spite

so-called benevolent patronage in spite
of a nincompoop that have been put in

of a nincompoop that have been put in

of a nincompoop that have been put in
charge of it those endings need my

charge of it those endings need my

charge of it those endings need my
permission to leave the reservation

permission to leave the reservation

permission to leave the reservation
those Chiefs have been giving orders all

those Chiefs have been giving orders all

those Chiefs have been giving orders all
their lives it's pretty hard for them to

their lives it's pretty hard for them to

their lives it's pretty hard for them to
understand that they have to hold up

understand that they have to hold up

understand that they have to hold up
their hand like a schoolboy in the

their hand like a schoolboy in the

their hand like a schoolboy in the
classroom now log is very clear I told

classroom now log is very clear I told

classroom now log is very clear I told
you you'd get no satisfaction from these

you you'd get no satisfaction from these

you you'd get no satisfaction from these
people well we'll get the girl back girl

people well we'll get the girl back girl

people well we'll get the girl back girl
the girl the Indians kidnapped but don't

the girl the Indians kidnapped but don't

the girl the Indians kidnapped but don't
worry I armed the settlers and set them

worry I armed the settlers and set them

worry I armed the settlers and set them
to rounding up those Red Devils what is

to rounding up those Red Devils what is

to rounding up those Red Devils what is
this about a girl Billy Jones one of the

this about a girl Billy Jones one of the

this about a girl Billy Jones one of the
settlers daughters and ins kidnapped her

settlers daughters and ins kidnapped her

settlers daughters and ins kidnapped her
that's ridiculous and you turn loose a

that's ridiculous and you turn loose a

that's ridiculous and you turn loose a
lot of farmers with shotguns I certainly

lot of farmers with shotguns I certainly

lot of farmers with shotguns I certainly
did

did

did
you're insane let's go Sheriff mr.

you're insane let's go Sheriff mr.

you're insane let's go Sheriff mr.
Douglass clinic much as I hate to agree

Douglass clinic much as I hate to agree

Douglass clinic much as I hate to agree
with GW about anything you haven't

with GW about anything you haven't

with GW about anything you haven't
changed a bit

changed a bit

changed a bit
you're still an hysterical fool

I got worried maybe Katy shot you

I got worried maybe Katy shot you

I got worried maybe Katy shot you
not yet Drago but it took restraint wait

not yet Drago but it took restraint wait

not yet Drago but it took restraint wait
about it I'm gonna take a guy long he'll

about it I'm gonna take a guy long he'll

about it I'm gonna take a guy long he'll
be much help

be much help

be much help
Drago

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well you stop showing off and getting

well you stop showing off and getting

well you stop showing off and getting
this money

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[Applause]

just where do you think you're going

just where do you think you're going

just where do you think you're going
don't use that rain boss

don't use that rain boss

don't use that rain boss
tone of voice with me

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that is for mr. poor boys mind about up

that is for mr. poor boys mind about up

that is for mr. poor boys mind about up
some riders bye boss you're the man

some riders bye boss you're the man

some riders bye boss you're the man
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I don't like it mr. McLintock I don't

I don't like it mr. McLintock I don't

I don't like it mr. McLintock I don't
like it one bit what don't you like

like it one bit what don't you like

like it one bit what don't you like
they're planning to hang an Indian

they're planning to hang an Indian

they're planning to hang an Indian
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funny words of whiskey

funny words of whiskey

funny words of whiskey
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alright you're so fast mr. boss of the

alright you're so fast mr. boss of the

alright you're so fast mr. boss of the
whole country unless you want to wear a

whole country unless you want to wear a

whole country unless you want to wear a
big hole in your middle how long is GW

big hole in your middle how long is GW

big hole in your middle how long is GW
gonna let that chee-chaw core push him

gonna let that chee-chaw core push him

gonna let that chee-chaw core push him
around

around

around
that cheat chucker has a sawed-off

that cheat chucker has a sawed-off

that cheat chucker has a sawed-off
shotgun how do you know she didn't

shotgun how do you know she didn't

shotgun how do you know she didn't
wander off someplace or meet some

wander off someplace or meet some

wander off someplace or meet some
fellers what are you saying but I didn't

fellers what are you saying but I didn't

fellers what are you saying but I didn't
raise my girl right a cheat wander off

raise my girl right a cheat wander off

raise my girl right a cheat wander off
all night with some men there's a lot of

all night with some men there's a lot of

all night with some men there's a lot of
things I'm not saying to you mister well

things I'm not saying to you mister well

things I'm not saying to you mister well
you got a sawed-off shotgun in my middle

you got a sawed-off shotgun in my middle

you got a sawed-off shotgun in my middle
but how do you know this Indian had

but how do you know this Indian had

but how do you know this Indian had
anything to do with it she's gone and

anything to do with it she's gone and

anything to do with it she's gone and
she she's gone girl young man took me

she she's gone girl young man took me

she she's gone girl young man took me
for a sunrise ride and the horse

for a sunrise ride and the horse

for a sunrise ride and the horse
wandered away she's telling the truth

wandered away she's telling the truth

wandered away she's telling the truth
mr. McLintock we weren't doing nothing

mr. McLintock we weren't doing nothing

mr. McLintock we weren't doing nothing
but it's not important right now

but it's not important right now

but it's not important right now
the important thing is that you don't

the important thing is that you don't

the important thing is that you don't
draw that hog liger this will be worse

draw that hog liger this will be worse

draw that hog liger this will be worse
in Dodge City on Saturday night I'll

in Dodge City on Saturday night I'll

in Dodge City on Saturday night I'll
tend to you later young whippersnapper

tend to you later young whippersnapper

tend to you later young whippersnapper
how no harm has been done young man here

how no harm has been done young man here

how no harm has been done young man here
is one of the nicest boys in the

is one of the nicest boys in the

is one of the nicest boys in the
territory so just put down that shotgun

territory so just put down that shotgun

territory so just put down that shotgun
oh let's go forward Mike

now we'll all calm down boss he's just a

now we'll all calm down boss he's just a

now we'll all calm down boss he's just a
little excited I know I know I'm gonna

little excited I know I know I'm gonna

little excited I know I know I'm gonna
use good judgment I haven't lost my

use good judgment I haven't lost my

use good judgment I haven't lost my
temper in 40 years but pilgrim you

temper in 40 years but pilgrim you

temper in 40 years but pilgrim you
caused a lot of trouble this morning

caused a lot of trouble this morning

caused a lot of trouble this morning
might have got somebody killed and

might have got somebody killed and

might have got somebody killed and
somebody oughta fell chewing them out

somebody oughta fell chewing them out

somebody oughta fell chewing them out
but I won't I will

but I won't I will

but I won't I will
the hell I will the clinic Rider

the hell I will the clinic Rider

the hell I will the clinic Rider
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Oh

nice party

water hi or don't what

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just a minute

just a minute

just a minute
what are you Michael

what are you Michael

what are you Michael
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everybody's war

everybody's war

everybody's war
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[Applause]

[Applause]
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oh thanks

funny yeah very funny

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Oh

Oh

Oh
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nice

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good morning to you mrs. Malina body

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[Applause]

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you and your friends well Willie save

you and your friends well Willie save

you and your friends well Willie save
your hand

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everybody for heaven sakes

everybody for heaven sakes

everybody for heaven sakes
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you lose your pigtail I lose face lousy

you lose your pigtail I lose face lousy

you lose your pigtail I lose face lousy
lose more nad

lose more nad

lose more nad
hey yes we could be a big help to one

hey yes we could be a big help to one

hey yes we could be a big help to one
another like what may I ask

another like what may I ask

another like what may I ask
oh we could wash the mud off of each

oh we could wash the mud off of each

oh we could wash the mud off of each
other we used to have quite good times

other we used to have quite good times

other we used to have quite good times
doing that sort of li there are a lot of

doing that sort of li there are a lot of

doing that sort of li there are a lot of
things we used to do good luck what are

things we used to do good luck what are

things we used to do good luck what are
you talking about

you talking about

you talking about
I mean divorced she still won't yeah you

I mean divorced she still won't yeah you

I mean divorced she still won't yeah you
know something women are funny she

know something women are funny she

know something women are funny she
fought like a wildcat on your side out

fought like a wildcat on your side out

fought like a wildcat on your side out
there then come home she slams the door

there then come home she slams the door

there then come home she slams the door
on your face that divorce business is

on your face that divorce business is

on your face that divorce business is
that what you get when you pay a woman

that what you get when you pay a woman

that what you get when you pay a woman
not to live with you it's about it

not to live with you it's about it

not to live with you it's about it
some women I've noted be worth it you

some women I've noted be worth it you

some women I've noted be worth it you
know if we had any moral character we

know if we had any moral character we

know if we had any moral character we
wouldn't be standing here covered with

wouldn't be standing here covered with

wouldn't be standing here covered with
mud drinking when we should be washing

mud drinking when we should be washing

mud drinking when we should be washing
GW Drago

GW Drago

GW Drago
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Thank You Drago morning mrs. Warren

Thank You Drago morning mrs. Warren

Thank You Drago morning mrs. Warren
morning mr. McLintock breakfast for the

morning mr. McLintock breakfast for the

morning mr. McLintock breakfast for the
boss if that's the way you want it mr.

boss if that's the way you want it mr.

boss if that's the way you want it mr.
McLintock

McLintock

McLintock
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one poached a tea toast lightly browned

one poached a tea toast lightly browned

one poached a tea toast lightly browned
and on why mrs. McLintock you have a

and on why mrs. McLintock you have a

and on why mrs. McLintock you have a
black eye I do

black eye I do

black eye I do
Oh Oh Becky's coming home today that's

Oh Oh Becky's coming home today that's

Oh Oh Becky's coming home today that's
not all there's a little something we'd

not all there's a little something we'd

not all there's a little something we'd
better get settled there are no men

better get settled there are no men

better get settled there are no men
listening now so we can be ourselves

listening now so we can be ourselves

listening now so we can be ourselves
oh sure I let you get away with all that

oh sure I let you get away with all that

oh sure I let you get away with all that
guff the other night but now that we're

guff the other night but now that we're

guff the other night but now that we're
alone when I want the opinion of the

alone when I want the opinion of the

alone when I want the opinion of the
hired help I'll ask for it

hired help I'll ask for it

hired help I'll ask for it
you know you could wind up with two

you know you could wind up with two

you know you could wind up with two
black guys

black guys

black guys
what oh I realize you had to put on that

what oh I realize you had to put on that

what oh I realize you had to put on that
big act we always have to just before we

big act we always have to just before we

big act we always have to just before we
get ready to forgive them generally for

get ready to forgive them generally for

get ready to forgive them generally for
something they haven't done but you and

something they haven't done but you and

something they haven't done but you and
I both know that's just to keep them

I both know that's just to keep them

I both know that's just to keep them
from getting the idea they run things

from getting the idea they run things

from getting the idea they run things
McLintock give you that black eye No

McLintock give you that black eye No

McLintock give you that black eye No
nobody gave it to me I wanted

nobody gave it to me I wanted

nobody gave it to me I wanted
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morning mrs. beach mr. Beach

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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
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I guess I'm gonna have to stop calling

I guess I'm gonna have to stop calling

I guess I'm gonna have to stop calling
you tomboy sure you do I've been here a

you tomboy sure you do I've been here a

you tomboy sure you do I've been here a
few days thank you I bought you three of

few days thank you I bought you three of

few days thank you I bought you three of
the most beautiful dress did you bring

the most beautiful dress did you bring

the most beautiful dress did you bring
your uncle coming home present

your uncle coming home present

your uncle coming home present
sure I did what is it a mustache Cup and

sure I did what is it a mustache Cup and

sure I did what is it a mustache Cup and
what did you get me prettiest ballerina

what did you get me prettiest ballerina

what did you get me prettiest ballerina
pony that I reflect the saddle

pony that I reflect the saddle

pony that I reflect the saddle
broke the stand round tie in together

mr. Douglas had a little accident yeah I

mr. Douglas had a little accident yeah I

mr. Douglas had a little accident yeah I
brought you a whole shipment of licorice

brought you a whole shipment of licorice

brought you a whole shipment of licorice
sticks but now that I've seen how much

sticks but now that I've seen how much

sticks but now that I've seen how much
you've grown

you've grown

you've grown
I think we'd better exchange him for a

I think we'd better exchange him for a

I think we'd better exchange him for a
couple of bolts a dress good Oh the

couple of bolts a dress good Oh the

couple of bolts a dress good Oh the
Mayor was gonna be here but he had to go

Mayor was gonna be here but he had to go

Mayor was gonna be here but he had to go
to the territorial capital on a horse

to the territorial capital on a horse

to the territorial capital on a horse
theft matter but I'm gonna give a speech

don't worry I'm sure that he can find a

don't worry I'm sure that he can find a

don't worry I'm sure that he can find a
bill of sale for the horse ladies and

bill of sale for the horse ladies and

bill of sale for the horse ladies and
gentlemen we are here to welcome the

gentlemen we are here to welcome the

gentlemen we are here to welcome the
fairest what am i doing we are here to

fairest what am i doing we are here to

fairest what am i doing we are here to
welcome back the prettiest girl that was

welcome back the prettiest girl that was

welcome back the prettiest girl that was
ever born in McClintock or in any part

ever born in McClintock or in any part

ever born in McClintock or in any part
of the territory

hey Davey told me the edimar ice so I

hey Davey told me the edimar ice so I

hey Davey told me the edimar ice so I
locked them in here I've had my scalp a

locked them in here I've had my scalp a

locked them in here I've had my scalp a
long time and I aim to keep it

long time and I aim to keep it

long time and I aim to keep it
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[Applause]

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and now she's come back to us

and now she's come back to us

and now she's come back to us
gone are the pigtails but the freckles

gone are the pigtails but the freckles

gone are the pigtails but the freckles
are still on the prettiest face that was

are still on the prettiest face that was

are still on the prettiest face that was
ever born in McClintock hey that's Puma

ever born in McClintock hey that's Puma

ever born in McClintock hey that's Puma
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and it's true the government did turn to

and it's true the government did turn to

and it's true the government did turn to
my good ol boom I'll never forget what

my good ol boom I'll never forget what

my good ol boom I'll never forget what
he brought GW move your father had a

he brought GW move your father had a

he brought GW move your father had a
hole in his chest and a hundred and four

hole in his chest and a hundred and four

hole in his chest and a hundred and four
fever of course they weren't very mad at

fever of course they weren't very mad at

fever of course they weren't very mad at
me about it

me about it

me about it
it came past the house at a high/low

it came past the house at a high/low

it came past the house at a high/low
throw him on the doorstep and you do

throw him on the doorstep and you do

throw him on the doorstep and you do
remember them good old days don't you

remember them good old days don't you

remember them good old days don't you
Katie

Katie

Katie
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got to hey my friends Puma honored enemy

got to hey my friends Puma honored enemy

got to hey my friends Puma honored enemy
darts big McLintock forget that also

darts big McLintock forget that also

darts big McLintock forget that also
blood brother and now I'll never forget

blood brother and now I'll never forget

blood brother and now I'll never forget
that

that

that
Oh does it hurt still hey feel it when

Oh does it hurt still hey feel it when

Oh does it hurt still hey feel it when
it comes on the rain means iron I

it comes on the rain means iron I

it comes on the rain means iron I
wouldn't had to worry our Pete

wouldn't had to worry our Pete

wouldn't had to worry our Pete
McClintock that was remembered fire we

McClintock that was remembered fire we

McClintock that was remembered fire we
return with news our people have more

return with news our people have more

return with news our people have more
trouble

trouble

trouble
you see I learned good English now Pete

you see I learned good English now Pete

you see I learned good English now Pete
McClintock learned in white man's jail

McClintock learned in white man's jail

McClintock learned in white man's jail
but we would have you talk our course at

but we would have you talk our course at

but we would have you talk our course at
government hearing I understand that

government hearing I understand that

government hearing I understand that
governor Humphreys is gonna preside at

governor Humphreys is gonna preside at

governor Humphreys is gonna preside at
that meeting

yes Puma I'll translate your wishes mr.

yes Puma I'll translate your wishes mr.

yes Puma I'll translate your wishes mr.
McLintock could I impose on you to use

McLintock could I impose on you to use

McLintock could I impose on you to use
your command you to tell these Achieva

your command you to tell these Achieva

your command you to tell these Achieva
the Comanches and he speaks English very

the Comanches and he speaks English very

the Comanches and he speaks English very
well oh well your people will have to

well oh well your people will have to

well oh well your people will have to
follow my instructions to the letter it

follow my instructions to the letter it

follow my instructions to the letter it
is the law of the left well now just a

is the law of the left well now just a

is the law of the left well now just a
minute

for heaven's sakes

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well I see you that bad of course Davey

well I see you that bad of course Davey

well I see you that bad of course Davey
and you can have the first thing yes

and you can have the first thing yes

and you can have the first thing yes
don't want any sister of mine talking to

don't want any sister of mine talking to

don't want any sister of mine talking to
strangers he's an Indian

strangers he's an Indian

strangers he's an Indian
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Don you traigo now look what you've done

Don you traigo now look what you've done

Don you traigo now look what you've done
baby this is Darren Warren he works for

baby this is Darren Warren he works for

baby this is Darren Warren he works for
you papa

you papa

you papa
damn this is Miss Becky McClintock those

damn this is Miss Becky McClintock those

damn this is Miss Becky McClintock those
are my things yes ma'am

are my things yes ma'am

are my things yes ma'am
oh I don't know anywhere miss Becky what

oh I don't know anywhere miss Becky what

oh I don't know anywhere miss Becky what
do you mean

do you mean

do you mean
oh I mean you look so much like your

oh I mean you look so much like your

oh I mean you look so much like your
mother we're even prettier Oh

mother we're even prettier Oh

mother we're even prettier Oh
mr. Warren love is much prettier than I

mr. Warren love is much prettier than I

mr. Warren love is much prettier than I
am many a fight started with words like

we got jelly pie for dinner I'm not

we got jelly pie for dinner I'm not

we got jelly pie for dinner I'm not
cooking no he's not

cooking no he's not

cooking no he's not
Junior yes Miss Becky you remember

Junior yes Miss Becky you remember

Junior yes Miss Becky you remember
junior Douglas mama oh of course

junior Douglas mama oh of course

junior Douglas mama oh of course
how's college valedictorian 95

how's college valedictorian 95

how's college valedictorian 95
congratulations

congratulations

congratulations
Oh mr. and mrs. Douglas we will see you

Oh mr. and mrs. Douglas we will see you

Oh mr. and mrs. Douglas we will see you
at the party of course Oh Eli here

at the party of course Oh Eli here

at the party of course Oh Eli here
well it'll be pretty hard to keep young

well it'll be pretty hard to keep young

well it'll be pretty hard to keep young
man away yes GW you remember young

man away yes GW you remember young

man away yes GW you remember young
junior oh yes like father like son

junior oh yes like father like son

junior oh yes like father like son
oh I'm missing McLintock I hope you

oh I'm missing McLintock I hope you

oh I'm missing McLintock I hope you
don't think I'm being presumptuous and

don't think I'm being presumptuous and

don't think I'm being presumptuous and
asking for the honor of calling on Miss

asking for the honor of calling on Miss

asking for the honor of calling on Miss
Rebecca well there she is ask you

Rebecca well there she is ask you

Rebecca well there she is ask you
yourself well thank you sir

yourself well thank you sir

yourself well thank you sir
Jean now I'm gonna get fired get up out

Jean now I'm gonna get fired get up out

Jean now I'm gonna get fired get up out
of here thank you sir thank you

yeah yeah yeah what like father like son

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
well you're doing a good job miss

well you're doing a good job miss

well you're doing a good job miss
McClintock thank you

McClintock thank you

McClintock thank you
dad when you're finished there go over

dad when you're finished there go over

dad when you're finished there go over
and help Dre go with the beer cakes yes

and help Dre go with the beer cakes yes

and help Dre go with the beer cakes yes
mom could you come and help me a minute

mom could you come and help me a minute

mom could you come and help me a minute
I certainly was surprised here you went

I certainly was surprised here you went

I certainly was surprised here you went
to college why I don't know junior says

to college why I don't know junior says

to college why I don't know junior says
produce a good college for a backwater

produce a good college for a backwater

produce a good college for a backwater
place like Indiana he did indeed how

place like Indiana he did indeed how

place like Indiana he did indeed how
could you do this I can't reach it

could you do this I can't reach it

could you do this I can't reach it
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[Music]

[Music]
why don't you finish college lack of

why don't you finish college lack of

why don't you finish college lack of
funds

funds

funds
my father got sick and he had to come

my father got sick and he had to come

my father got sick and he had to come
out west so he took out a homestead you

out west so he took out a homestead you

out west so he took out a homestead you
know your mom sure cute

know your mom sure cute

know your mom sure cute
it's a too bad you didn't inherit her

it's a too bad you didn't inherit her

it's a too bad you didn't inherit her
eyes

well you'd been lucky if you'd inherited

well you'd been lucky if you'd inherited

well you'd been lucky if you'd inherited
a few things from your father oh really

a few things from your father oh really

a few things from your father oh really
for instance it was common sense for

for instance it was common sense for

for instance it was common sense for
instance common sense yeah you don't see

instance common sense yeah you don't see

instance common sense yeah you don't see
him being fooled by some dude like jr.

him being fooled by some dude like jr.

him being fooled by some dude like jr.
Douglas juniors not a dude

Douglas juniors not a dude

Douglas juniors not a dude
he's nifty his needs a woman's touch and

he's nifty his needs a woman's touch and

he's nifty his needs a woman's touch and
besides he got a letter at college what

besides he got a letter at college what

besides he got a letter at college what
sport glee club very strenuous I have no

sport glee club very strenuous I have no

sport glee club very strenuous I have no
intention of hugging you

intention of hugging you

intention of hugging you
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[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
ladies all of you lovely Catherine now

ladies all of you lovely Catherine now

ladies all of you lovely Catherine now
this is a real fine party oh thank you

this is a real fine party oh thank you

this is a real fine party oh thank you
Ben of course we had to invite everybody

Ben of course we had to invite everybody

Ben of course we had to invite everybody
just everybody well thank you mrs.

just everybody well thank you mrs.

just everybody well thank you mrs.
Warren I guess I'll have to be a good

Warren I guess I'll have to be a good

Warren I guess I'll have to be a good
host my own home for the next one's

host my own home for the next one's

host my own home for the next one's
yours mister thank you

yours mister thank you

yours mister thank you
[Music]

[Music]

Griego going do what I told you to do

Griego going do what I told you to do

Griego going do what I told you to do
oh hey Catherine do you told Drago do

oh hey Catherine do you told Drago do

oh hey Catherine do you told Drago do
this Regan people people people

this Regan people people people

this Regan people people people
this Douglas feller great oh yes ma'am

this Douglas feller great oh yes ma'am

this Douglas feller great oh yes ma'am
Matt Douglas jr. is going to bring you

Matt Douglas jr. is going to bring you

Matt Douglas jr. is going to bring you
folks I'm the ladies terpsichorean dance

folks I'm the ladies terpsichorean dance

folks I'm the ladies terpsichorean dance
steps brand new brought by him directly

steps brand new brought by him directly

steps brand new brought by him directly
from New York City

from New York City

from New York City
[Applause]

[Music]

give me a whiskey

give me a whiskey

give me a whiskey
put one in time boy why just turn it ten

put one in time boy why just turn it ten

put one in time boy why just turn it ten
gone potty boss well run out of escape

gone potty boss well run out of escape

gone potty boss well run out of escape
oh I can take your

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
and you still got any ideas about asking

and you still got any ideas about asking

and you still got any ideas about asking
my sister to dance get up and we can do

my sister to dance get up and we can do

my sister to dance get up and we can do
this all over again yes look you're

this all over again yes look you're

this all over again yes look you're
falling fair and square I don't think it

falling fair and square I don't think it

falling fair and square I don't think it
was so fair and square

was so fair and square

was so fair and square
well you want to take up where he left

well you want to take up where he left

well you want to take up where he left
off if I did you wouldn't find it so

off if I did you wouldn't find it so

off if I did you wouldn't find it so
easy

easy

easy
[Music]

now we've had enough of this morning

now we've had enough of this morning

now we've had enough of this morning
you're gonna quit walking away just as

you're gonna quit walking away just as

you're gonna quit walking away just as
soon as we're out of sight of the party

soon as we're out of sight of the party

soon as we're out of sight of the party
a lesson I learned back home don't fight

a lesson I learned back home don't fight

a lesson I learned back home don't fight
in front of women oh we're out of sight

in front of women oh we're out of sight

in front of women oh we're out of sight
now so we are such vulgarity someone

now so we are such vulgarity someone

now so we are such vulgarity someone
should do something about it

should do something about it

should do something about it
you're right absolutely right

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[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
you are I'd young man I'm all right mr.

you are I'd young man I'm all right mr.

you are I'd young man I'm all right mr.
McLintock

McLintock

McLintock
pretty fancy fighting for a country boy

pretty fancy fighting for a country boy

pretty fancy fighting for a country boy
two years at Purdue mr. McLintock on the

two years at Purdue mr. McLintock on the

two years at Purdue mr. McLintock on the
boxing team I never thought any farmer

boxing team I never thought any farmer

boxing team I never thought any farmer
could whip me you sure did

could whip me you sure did

could whip me you sure did
they're getting cleaned up get him some

they're getting cleaned up get him some

they're getting cleaned up get him some
water Jake yeah

water Jake yeah

water Jake yeah
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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
get yourself cleaned up go ask that girl

get yourself cleaned up go ask that girl

get yourself cleaned up go ask that girl
for a dance

for a dance

for a dance
who

who

who
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[Music]

[Music]
Oh to the Bliss 140 out snapper crazy GW

Oh to the Bliss 140 out snapper crazy GW

Oh to the Bliss 140 out snapper crazy GW
oh so you're the young farmer boy that's

oh so you're the young farmer boy that's

oh so you're the young farmer boy that's
with my nephew

with my nephew

with my nephew
well I'm font Leroy I say John Banzhaf

well I'm font Leroy I say John Banzhaf

well I'm font Leroy I say John Banzhaf
Oh well I'm no farmer but if you're

Oh well I'm no farmer but if you're

Oh well I'm no farmer but if you're
young Ben's uncle yes I've whipped him

young Ben's uncle yes I've whipped him

young Ben's uncle yes I've whipped him
and you're intruding

and you're intruding

and you're intruding
what's intruding mean budding in oh so

what's intruding mean budding in oh so

what's intruding mean budding in oh so
he's insulting me well then I got

he's insulting me well then I got

he's insulting me well then I got
another reason for wildin besides on the

another reason for wildin besides on the

another reason for wildin besides on the
county impression my nephew young band

county impression my nephew young band

county impression my nephew young band
mother oh you can't get mixed up in

mother oh you can't get mixed up in

mother oh you can't get mixed up in
these youngsters quarrel family honor I

these youngsters quarrel family honor I

these youngsters quarrel family honor I
can't have set up farmer whipped us age

can't have set up farmer whipped us age

can't have set up farmer whipped us age
you're twice his size

you're twice his size

you're twice his size
don't let that bother you mr. McLintock

don't let that bother you mr. McLintock

don't let that bother you mr. McLintock
mr. Fauntleroy insists I'll just have to

mr. Fauntleroy insists I'll just have to

mr. Fauntleroy insists I'll just have to
teach him the same lesson

teach him the same lesson

teach him the same lesson
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

sorry young feller hate to have to do

sorry young feller hate to have to do

sorry young feller hate to have to do
that young fella nor ID feelings not yet

that young fella nor ID feelings not yet

that young fella nor ID feelings not yet
not yet what I mean that isn't all now

not yet what I mean that isn't all now

not yet what I mean that isn't all now
wait a minute a plant Leroy we're gonna

wait a minute a plant Leroy we're gonna

wait a minute a plant Leroy we're gonna
make this a fair fight course we are

make this a fair fight course we are

make this a fair fight course we are
course we are gwo be none of this you

course we are gwo be none of this you

course we are gwo be none of this you
wouldn't do I don't want you kicking

wouldn't do I don't want you kicking

wouldn't do I don't want you kicking
Fauntleroy in the need and none of this

Fauntleroy in the need and none of this

Fauntleroy in the need and none of this
knows twisty he's all yours

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all right stop stepping all over me and

all right stop stepping all over me and

all right stop stepping all over me and
make your party Doug yeah you're just

make your party Doug yeah you're just

make your party Doug yeah you're just
fighting me but I want you to know that

fighting me but I want you to know that

fighting me but I want you to know that
boy fought me a fair fight well I'm glad

boy fought me a fair fight well I'm glad

boy fought me a fair fight well I'm glad
to hear that smile Roy my uncle Roy what

to hear that smile Roy my uncle Roy what

to hear that smile Roy my uncle Roy what
are you been doing

are you been doing

are you been doing
I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody no

I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody no

I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody no
bother

bother

bother
I think we'd better join the ladies

I think we'd better join the ladies

I think we'd better join the ladies
before they get curious Drago fun Roy

before they get curious Drago fun Roy

before they get curious Drago fun Roy
let's line them all up for don't see go

let's line them all up for don't see go

let's line them all up for don't see go
Jake you think tincture of arnica would

Jake you think tincture of arnica would

Jake you think tincture of arnica would
help could be used to help you gentlemen

help could be used to help you gentlemen

help could be used to help you gentlemen
to the medicine cabinet

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
Oh Myrna this more than the scattegories

Oh Myrna this more than the scattegories

Oh Myrna this more than the scattegories
[Music]

[Applause]

good afternoon I'll get you out so early

good afternoon I'll get you out so early

good afternoon I'll get you out so early
something I have to get straight in my

something I have to get straight in my

something I have to get straight in my
mind yeah what mama why'd you enormous

mind yeah what mama why'd you enormous

mind yeah what mama why'd you enormous
stop living together daddy why'd you

stop living together daddy why'd you

stop living together daddy why'd you
separate aren't you gonna answer me no

separate aren't you gonna answer me no

separate aren't you gonna answer me no
it's sort of my business I think I don't

it's sort of my business I think I don't

it's sort of my business I think I don't
if another woman usually is at your age

if another woman usually is at your age

if another woman usually is at your age
you always know what's usual mrs. Warren

you always know what's usual mrs. Warren

you always know what's usual mrs. Warren
Becky I don't want to start laying the

Becky I don't want to start laying the

Becky I don't want to start laying the
law down your first day back home but

law down your first day back home but

law down your first day back home but
I'll have no more such talk first time I

I'll have no more such talk first time I

I'll have no more such talk first time I
ever saw mrs. Warren was last week she

ever saw mrs. Warren was last week she

ever saw mrs. Warren was last week she
has a job here at which she's very good

has a job here at which she's very good

has a job here at which she's very good
I hope you'll have the good manners to

I hope you'll have the good manners to

I hope you'll have the good manners to
not pry into other people's business

your mother's in mine

your mother's in mine

your mother's in mine
pretty good shot daddy oh I can

pretty good shot daddy oh I can

pretty good shot daddy oh I can
understand your trouble Mama's often so

understand your trouble Mama's often so

understand your trouble Mama's often so
well so petulant petulant you learned a

well so petulant petulant you learned a

well so petulant petulant you learned a
lot of words baggies Becky wish to God

lot of words baggies Becky wish to God

lot of words baggies Becky wish to God
they two touches some meanings you were

they two touches some meanings you were

they two touches some meanings you were
only about six months old when your

only about six months old when your

only about six months old when your
mother stayed along with you in the sod

mother stayed along with you in the sod

mother stayed along with you in the sod
Hut under 8 foot of snow while I moved

Hut under 8 foot of snow while I moved

Hut under 8 foot of snow while I moved
to herd 300 miles south to try and save

to herd 300 miles south to try and save

to herd 300 miles south to try and save
it saved about half of it you were a

it saved about half of it you were a

it saved about half of it you were a
little more than a year old at the time

little more than a year old at the time

little more than a year old at the time
the great Comanche raids we stood off

the great Comanche raids we stood off

the great Comanche raids we stood off
500 Plains Indians for nine days

500 Plains Indians for nine days

500 Plains Indians for nine days
petulant Becky I think you better go on

petulant Becky I think you better go on

petulant Becky I think you better go on
home see the Ching gets those birds

Becky come here something my Allah tell

Becky come here something my Allah tell

Becky come here something my Allah tell
you guess now's as good a time as any

you guess now's as good a time as any

you guess now's as good a time as any
you're gonna have every Young Buck west

you're gonna have every Young Buck west

you're gonna have every Young Buck west
of the Missouri around here trying to

of the Missouri around here trying to

of the Missouri around here trying to
marry you mostly because you're a

marry you mostly because you're a

marry you mostly because you're a
handsome filly but partly because I own

handsome filly but partly because I own

handsome filly but partly because I own
everything in this country from here to

everything in this country from here to

everything in this country from here to
there they'll think you're gonna inherit

there they'll think you're gonna inherit

there they'll think you're gonna inherit
it well you're not gonna leave most of

it well you're not gonna leave most of

it well you're not gonna leave most of
it to well to the nation really for a

it to well to the nation really for a

it to well to the nation really for a
park or no lumber middle cut down all

park or no lumber middle cut down all

park or no lumber middle cut down all
the trees for houses with leaky roofs

the trees for houses with leaky roofs

the trees for houses with leaky roofs
nobody will kill all a beaver for hats

nobody will kill all a beaver for hats

nobody will kill all a beaver for hats
for dudes they're murder the Buffalo fur

for dudes they're murder the Buffalo fur

for dudes they're murder the Buffalo fur
robes what I'm gonna give you is a 500

robes what I'm gonna give you is a 500

robes what I'm gonna give you is a 500
cow spread on the upper Green River well

cow spread on the upper Green River well

cow spread on the upper Green River well
that may not seem like much it's more

that may not seem like much it's more

that may not seem like much it's more
than we had your mother at night

than we had your mother at night

than we had your mother at night
some folks are gonna say I'm doing all

some folks are gonna say I'm doing all

some folks are gonna say I'm doing all
this so I can sit up in the hereafter

this so I can sit up in the hereafter

this so I can sit up in the hereafter
and look down on a park named after me I

and look down on a park named after me I

and look down on a park named after me I
thought I was disappointed in you didn't

thought I was disappointed in you didn't

thought I was disappointed in you didn't
want you to get all that money but the

want you to get all that money but the

want you to get all that money but the
real reason Becky is because I love you

real reason Becky is because I love you

real reason Becky is because I love you
and I want you and some young men to

and I want you and some young men to

and I want you and some young men to
have what I had cuz all the gold in the

have what I had cuz all the gold in the

have what I had cuz all the gold in the
United States Treasury all the harp

United States Treasury all the harp

United States Treasury all the harp
music in heaven can't equal what happens

music in heaven can't equal what happens

music in heaven can't equal what happens
between a man and a woman with all that

between a man and a woman with all that

between a man and a woman with all that
growing together

I can't explain it any better than that

all right daddy

Becky when you're as old as I am you'll

Becky when you're as old as I am you'll

Becky when you're as old as I am you'll
thank me for this they're not full-grown

thank me for this they're not full-grown

thank me for this they're not full-grown
I wasn't worrying about me I was

I wasn't worrying about me I was

I wasn't worrying about me I was
thinking about you and Mom

thinking about you and Mom

thinking about you and Mom
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oh well sir all three of them right out

oh well sir all three of them right out

oh well sir all three of them right out
of the carry is getting rather late

of the carry is getting rather late

of the carry is getting rather late
Becky it's bedtime

Becky it's bedtime

Becky it's bedtime
mother he brought this he must have

mother he brought this he must have

mother he brought this he must have
intended to use it oh well well if you

intended to use it oh well well if you

intended to use it oh well well if you
you want me to gosh I haven't played for

you want me to gosh I haven't played for

you want me to gosh I haven't played for
me sure it's the rage now dev what are

me sure it's the rage now dev what are

me sure it's the rage now dev what are
you doing oh hi yeah I just thought I'd

you doing oh hi yeah I just thought I'd

you doing oh hi yeah I just thought I'd
get another cigar you've got one in your

get another cigar you've got one in your

get another cigar you've got one in your
mouth and two burning in the tray not

mouth and two burning in the tray not

mouth and two burning in the tray not
move you're cuter than a baby still and

move you're cuter than a baby still and

move you're cuter than a baby still and
softer than a mouse's ear I want the

softer than a mouse's ear I want the

softer than a mouse's ear I want the
whole wide world to hear you're just

whole wide world to hear you're just

whole wide world to hear you're just
right for me you're sweet oh no not that

right for me you're sweet oh no not that

right for me you're sweet oh no not that
rhythm do you know do it the way they do

rhythm do you know do it the way they do

rhythm do you know do it the way they do
with the plaza I know the words

with the plaza I know the words

with the plaza I know the words
sure Becky will you sing with me of

sure Becky will you sing with me of

sure Becky will you sing with me of
course all right

course all right

course all right
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[Music]

[Music]
it's your move Oh Oh Deb you're playing

it's your move Oh Oh Deb you're playing

it's your move Oh Oh Deb you're playing
like an amateur let's call it an evening

like an amateur let's call it an evening

like an amateur let's call it an evening
I'd like to know where your mind is

I'd like to know where your mind is

I'd like to know where your mind is
tonight in your embrace to die like this

tonight in your embrace to die like this

tonight in your embrace to die like this
there's no disgrace this is my place

for me well it's so good I kind of hate

for me well it's so good I kind of hate

for me well it's so good I kind of hate
to break this up but if we're gonna have

to break this up but if we're gonna have

to break this up but if we're gonna have
that Indian hearing tomorrow morning sir

that Indian hearing tomorrow morning sir

that Indian hearing tomorrow morning sir
about our conversation earlier this

about our conversation earlier this

about our conversation earlier this
evening uh I believe I'd better

evening uh I believe I'd better

evening uh I believe I'd better
apologize yeah yes sir I've been

apologize yeah yes sir I've been

apologize yeah yes sir I've been
thinking it over in there when I called

thinking it over in there when I called

thinking it over in there when I called
you reactionary well that's merely

you reactionary well that's merely

you reactionary well that's merely
my generations term for your generation

my generations term for your generation

my generations term for your generation
is nothing personal sir oh really oh

good night sir good night mrs. McLynn

good night sir good night mrs. McLynn

good night sir good night mrs. McLynn
let's shake night and do come again

let's shake night and do come again

let's shake night and do come again
tonight there you go boss was a

tonight there you go boss was a

tonight there you go boss was a
reactionary me me I guess he says that

reactionary me me I guess he says that

reactionary me me I guess he says that
anyone who wanted to sell at a profit

anyone who wanted to sell at a profit

anyone who wanted to sell at a profit
was a reactionary was we reactionaries

was a reactionary was we reactionaries

was a reactionary was we reactionaries
back in EM days when you selling beef

back in EM days when you selling beef

back in EM days when you selling beef
cattle for six cents a pound on the hoof

cattle for six cents a pound on the hoof

cattle for six cents a pound on the hoof
well no use arguing with him college boy

Devlin warned if you as my kind of man

Devlin warned if you as my kind of man

Devlin warned if you as my kind of man
you wouldn't like some dude walk off

you wouldn't like some dude walk off

you wouldn't like some dude walk off
with the prettiest girl Western invert

with the prettiest girl Western invert

with the prettiest girl Western invert
that but I'm some kind of fight does it

that but I'm some kind of fight does it

that but I'm some kind of fight does it
show what can I do I'm just one of her

show what can I do I'm just one of her

show what can I do I'm just one of her
father's employees I'm just a hired hand

father's employees I'm just a hired hand

father's employees I'm just a hired hand
around here every so often dev you spill

around here every so often dev you spill

around here every so often dev you spill
the strangest ideas everybody works for

the strangest ideas everybody works for

the strangest ideas everybody works for
somebody me I work for everybody in

somebody me I work for everybody in

somebody me I work for everybody in
these united states that steps into a

these united states that steps into a

these united states that steps into a
butcher shop for a t-bone steak and you

butcher shop for a t-bone steak and you

butcher shop for a t-bone steak and you
work for me

work for me

work for me
there's not much difference terrible

there's not much difference terrible

there's not much difference terrible
thing just happen

thing just happen

thing just happen
Jr's horse ran away the one he rented at

Jr's horse ran away the one he rented at

Jr's horse ran away the one he rented at
the livery stable turn it up a rented

the livery stable turn it up a rented

the livery stable turn it up a rented
horse by the range he's probably back in

horse by the range he's probably back in

horse by the range he's probably back in
the stall by now I think we can get jr.

the stall by now I think we can get jr.

the stall by now I think we can get jr.
something that he can ride what I'd

something that he can ride what I'd

something that he can ride what I'd
rather do daddy is Drive jr. home in our

rather do daddy is Drive jr. home in our

rather do daddy is Drive jr. home in our
barouche it's a lovely evening and I'm

barouche it's a lovely evening and I'm

barouche it's a lovely evening and I'm
sure uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving

sure uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving

sure uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving
I would not got the kind of manners

I would not got the kind of manners

I would not got the kind of manners
don't keep me from saying so just to be

don't keep me from saying so just to be

don't keep me from saying so just to be
polite I'll Drive him home mr. McLintock

polite I'll Drive him home mr. McLintock

polite I'll Drive him home mr. McLintock
and you don't have to come miss Becky

and you don't have to come miss Becky

and you don't have to come miss Becky
I'll see that he gets home safely I can

I'll see that he gets home safely I can

I'll see that he gets home safely I can
take care of myself you got yourself a

take care of myself you got yourself a

take care of myself you got yourself a
foot didn't you damn get the carriage

foot didn't you damn get the carriage

foot didn't you damn get the carriage
Drago I'm going now you got me wrangling

Drago I'm going now you got me wrangling

Drago I'm going now you got me wrangling
dude

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miss Becky somebody better help me watch

miss Becky somebody better help me watch

miss Becky somebody better help me watch
the road you know I'm new around here

the road you know I'm new around here

the road you know I'm new around here
might take the wrong turn off

might take the wrong turn off

might take the wrong turn off
Devlin warned you no there isn't a

Devlin warned you no there isn't a

Devlin warned you no there isn't a
turn-off between here in town to die

turn-off between here in town to die

turn-off between here in town to die
like this

like this

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[Applause]

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daddy I have never been so humiliated in

daddy I have never been so humiliated in

daddy I have never been so humiliated in
my entire life I said what I said and

my entire life I said what I said and

my entire life I said what I said and
I'll stand by it too the debt

I'll stand by it too the debt

I'll stand by it too the debt
shoot him daddy shoot him at once why my

shoot him daddy shoot him at once why my

shoot him daddy shoot him at once why my
honor is at stake well now your honor

honor is at stake well now your honor

honor is at stake well now your honor
absolutely he improved my honor impugn

absolutely he improved my honor impugn

absolutely he improved my honor impugn
what does that mean

what does that mean

what does that mean
slander he slandered my honor he did I

slander he slandered my honor he did I

slander he slandered my honor he did I
said what I said and I'll stand by it to

said what I said and I'll stand by it to

said what I said and I'll stand by it to
the death he admits it see shoot him

the death he admits it see shoot him

the death he admits it see shoot him
well what is he admitting to he called

well what is he admitting to he called

well what is he admitting to he called
me up repeat the word I didn't

me up repeat the word I didn't

me up repeat the word I didn't
necessarily call you anything but I said

necessarily call you anything but I said

necessarily call you anything but I said
what I said and I'll stand by it to the

what I said and I'll stand by it to the

what I said and I'll stand by it to the
death well just for the tally books what

death well just for the tally books what

death well just for the tally books what
did you say I said that any girl would

did you say I said that any girl would

did you say I said that any girl would
permit a man to kiss her before they're

permit a man to kiss her before they're

permit a man to kiss her before they're
formally engaged is a trollop don't hold

formally engaged is a trollop don't hold

formally engaged is a trollop don't hold
on if you're my father if you love me

on if you're my father if you love me

on if you're my father if you love me
you'll shoot him well I'm your father

you'll shoot him well I'm your father

you'll shoot him well I'm your father
and I sure love you so you really shot

and I sure love you so you really shot

and I sure love you so you really shot
him Hey if he dies you'll be the first

him Hey if he dies you'll be the first

him Hey if he dies you'll be the first
man ever killed with a blank cartridge

man ever killed with a blank cartridge

man ever killed with a blank cartridge
we use this to start the races on the

we use this to start the races on the

we use this to start the races on the
fourth Hey

oh dear poor dear Yuda had me shot in

oh dear poor dear Yuda had me shot in

oh dear poor dear Yuda had me shot in
cold blood that didn't happen

cold blood that didn't happen

cold blood that didn't happen
yelling I insulted you and all what you

yelling I insulted you and all what you

yelling I insulted you and all what you
need is a good spanking dad daddy beat

need is a good spanking dad daddy beat

need is a good spanking dad daddy beat
me out of this I think I'll give you

me out of this I think I'll give you

me out of this I think I'll give you
what you deserve you wouldn't dare

what you deserve you wouldn't dare

what you deserve you wouldn't dare
wouldn't I

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you spanked my daughter damn you mean

you spanked my daughter damn you mean

you spanked my daughter damn you mean
you stood there while that brute beat

you stood there while that brute beat

you stood there while that brute beat
our daughter GW what's happened to you

our daughter GW what's happened to you

our daughter GW what's happened to you
in the last room where a feller son that

in the last room where a feller son that

in the last room where a feller son that
you've always treated me like a squad

you've always treated me like a squad

you've always treated me like a squad
without subjecting dear sweet Becky to

without subjecting dear sweet Becky to

without subjecting dear sweet Becky to
this crude volume you know women are

this crude volume you know women are

this crude volume you know women are
always raising hell about one thing when

always raising hell about one thing when

always raising hell about one thing when
I something else you're really sorry

I something else you're really sorry

I something else you're really sorry
about oh don't you think it's about time

about oh don't you think it's about time

about oh don't you think it's about time
you told me what put the burr under your

you told me what put the burr under your

you told me what put the burr under your
saddle about me I don't intend to stand

saddle about me I don't intend to stand

saddle about me I don't intend to stand
here and hold a midnight conversation

here and hold a midnight conversation

here and hold a midnight conversation
with an intoxicated man

and I am not intoxicated yes

po1 yes sergeant

po1 yes sergeant

po1 yes sergeant
big McClintock we know you get us fair

big McClintock we know you get us fair

big McClintock we know you get us fair
judgment you general follow me

judgment you general follow me

judgment you general follow me
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well Jake GW well GW it's been a long

well Jake GW well GW it's been a long

well Jake GW well GW it's been a long
time not long enough

time not long enough

time not long enough
Cuthbert your husband is a rude man yes

Cuthbert your husband is a rude man yes

Cuthbert your husband is a rude man yes
Cuthbert I know where your one-day

Cuthbert I know where your one-day

Cuthbert I know where your one-day
Indians mr. McLintock mr. McLintock is

Indians mr. McLintock mr. McLintock is

Indians mr. McLintock mr. McLintock is
not running this hearing sergeants eat

not running this hearing sergeants eat

not running this hearing sergeants eat
those Indians yes Jen be seated oh hi

those Indians yes Jen be seated oh hi

those Indians yes Jen be seated oh hi
hey I wanna come into town

hey I wanna come into town

hey I wanna come into town
Rosie lieutenant this hearing is now in

Rosie lieutenant this hearing is now in

Rosie lieutenant this hearing is now in
session

session

session
governor Cuthbert Humphreys presiding

governor Cuthbert Humphreys presiding

governor Cuthbert Humphreys presiding
good luck daddy afraid it's a packed

good luck daddy afraid it's a packed

good luck daddy afraid it's a packed
court government edict number 86 has

court government edict number 86 has

court government edict number 86 has
ordered that the Comanche nation be

ordered that the Comanche nation be

ordered that the Comanche nation be
transferred from their present

transferred from their present

transferred from their present
reservation to Fort Sill it is the

reservation to Fort Sill it is the

reservation to Fort Sill it is the
government's claim is filed by Indian

government's claim is filed by Indian

government's claim is filed by Indian
agent a guard that these Chiefs after

agent a guard that these Chiefs after

agent a guard that these Chiefs after
being released from prison by a kindly

being released from prison by a kindly

being released from prison by a kindly
government did that rouse and incite

government did that rouse and incite

government did that rouse and incite
defiance among the tribe against said

defiance among the tribe against said

defiance among the tribe against said
order it seems gentlemen that although

order it seems gentlemen that although

order it seems gentlemen that although
some of these Chiefs speak English chief

some of these Chiefs speak English chief

some of these Chiefs speak English chief
Puma is quite at home in our language

Puma is quite at home in our language

Puma is quite at home in our language
they have chosen mr. McLintock to be

they have chosen mr. McLintock to be

they have chosen mr. McLintock to be
their spokesman I speak for the Comanche

their spokesman I speak for the Comanche

their spokesman I speak for the Comanche
rather I offer this translation Rossi

rather I offer this translation Rossi

rather I offer this translation Rossi
mr. McLintock

the Comanches say we are an old people

the Comanches say we are an old people

the Comanches say we are an old people
and a proud people when the white man

and a proud people when the white man

and a proud people when the white man
first came among us we were as many as

first came among us we were as many as

first came among us we were as many as
the grasses of the Prairie now we are

the grasses of the Prairie now we are

the grasses of the Prairie now we are
few but we are still proud for if a man

few but we are still proud for if a man

few but we are still proud for if a man
lose his pride manhood he is nothing you

lose his pride manhood he is nothing you

lose his pride manhood he is nothing you
tell us now that if we will let you send

tell us now that if we will let you send

tell us now that if we will let you send
us away to this place called Fort Sill

us away to this place called Fort Sill

us away to this place called Fort Sill
you will feed us and care for us let us

you will feed us and care for us let us

you will feed us and care for us let us
tell you this it is a Comanche law that

tell you this it is a Comanche law that

tell you this it is a Comanche law that
no chief ever eats unless first he sees

no chief ever eats unless first he sees

no chief ever eats unless first he sees
that the pots are full of meat in the

that the pots are full of meat in the

that the pots are full of meat in the
lodges of the widows and orphans it is

lodges of the widows and orphans it is

lodges of the widows and orphans it is
the Comanche way of life this that the

the Comanche way of life this that the

the Comanche way of life this that the
white man calls charity is a fine thing

white man calls charity is a fine thing

white man calls charity is a fine thing
for widows and orphans but no warrior

for widows and orphans but no warrior

for widows and orphans but no warrior
can accept it for if he does he is no

can accept it for if he does he is no

can accept it for if he does he is no
longer a man and when he is no longer a

longer a man and when he is no longer a

longer a man and when he is no longer a
man he is nothing better off dead you

man he is nothing better off dead you

man he is nothing better off dead you
say to the Comanche you are widows

say to the Comanche you are widows

say to the Comanche you are widows
norman's you are not men and we the

norman's you are not men and we the

norman's you are not men and we the
Comanche say we would rather be dead it

Comanche say we would rather be dead it

Comanche say we would rather be dead it
will not be remembered fight when you

will not be remembered fight when you

will not be remembered fight when you
kill us because we are few now and have

kill us because we are few now and have

kill us because we are few now and have
few weapons but we will fight and we

few weapons but we will fight and we

few weapons but we will fight and we
will die

will die

will die
Comanche Thank You Pig McLintock am i

Comanche Thank You Pig McLintock am i

Comanche Thank You Pig McLintock am i
together the Comanche defy the

together the Comanche defy the

together the Comanche defy the
government of the United States yes you

government of the United States yes you

government of the United States yes you
may gather that the Comanche defy the

may gather that the Comanche defy the

may gather that the Comanche defy the
United States government or at least

United States government or at least

United States government or at least
this Commission

is the order of this court that these

is the order of this court that these

is the order of this court that these
Chiefs be incarcerated until such time

Chiefs be incarcerated until such time

Chiefs be incarcerated until such time
as detachment of United States cavalry

as detachment of United States cavalry

as detachment of United States cavalry
be made available to escort them and the

be made available to escort them and the

be made available to escort them and the
Comanche nation to Fort Sill this Court

Comanche nation to Fort Sill this Court

Comanche nation to Fort Sill this Court
is adjourned

Paul McClintock you are important chief

Paul McClintock you are important chief

Paul McClintock you are important chief
amongst these white people sway them

amongst these white people sway them

amongst these white people sway them
have them give us few guns to make the

have them give us few guns to make the

have them give us few guns to make the
fight worthwhile let us have one last

fight worthwhile let us have one last

fight worthwhile let us have one last
remembered fight for end of Komachi I

remembered fight for end of Komachi I

remembered fight for end of Komachi I
almost wish I could arrange that Puma

almost wish I could arrange that Puma

almost wish I could arrange that Puma
Allah Nietzsche oh ha ha HR Sergent yeah

Allah Nietzsche oh ha ha HR Sergent yeah

Allah Nietzsche oh ha ha HR Sergent yeah
go man

it's sad these changing times

it's sad these changing times

it's sad these changing times
it isn't the times that are changing

it isn't the times that are changing

it isn't the times that are changing
them

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thank you don't you

thank you don't you

thank you don't you
hello lamb

hello lamb

hello lamb
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bunny Oh party of a clinic

bunny Oh party of a clinic

bunny Oh party of a clinic
hey figured you'd be belly down drunk

hey figured you'd be belly down drunk

hey figured you'd be belly down drunk
without I've been doing some thinking

without I've been doing some thinking

without I've been doing some thinking
drinking bunny is that boxcar still on

drinking bunny is that boxcar still on

drinking bunny is that boxcar still on
the siding well sure but what I don't

the siding well sure but what I don't

the siding well sure but what I don't
like it you know they you figured they

like it you know they you figured they

like it you know they you figured they
mean you to get out of there and lead

mean you to get out of there and lead

mean you to get out of there and lead
the cavalry on a wild goose chase

the cavalry on a wild goose chase

the cavalry on a wild goose chase
that great white father's gonna get no

that great white father's gonna get no

that great white father's gonna get no
signals in he'll investigate when they

signals in he'll investigate when they

signals in he'll investigate when they
find out how that sidesaddle governor's

find out how that sidesaddle governor's

find out how that sidesaddle governor's
been messing things up

been messing things up

been messing things up
they'll give those Indians a fair trial

they'll give those Indians a fair trial

they'll give those Indians a fair trial
that's why I'm ammunition in that boxcar

that's why I'm ammunition in that boxcar

that's why I'm ammunition in that boxcar
you know what'll happen if they Indians

you know what'll happen if they Indians

you know what'll happen if they Indians
get some guns in their hand

get some guns in their hand

get some guns in their hand
somebody gonna get hurt yes Pumas word

somebody gonna get hurt yes Pumas word

somebody gonna get hurt yes Pumas word
good enough for you hey what clinic you

good enough for you hey what clinic you

good enough for you hey what clinic you
got yourself a partner leave me out of

got yourself a partner leave me out of

got yourself a partner leave me out of
this

this

this
Hema clinic good night bunny good night

Hema clinic good night bunny good night

Hema clinic good night bunny good night
governor

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[Applause]

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mr. McLintock all merula mrs. Warren oh

mr. McLintock all merula mrs. Warren oh

mr. McLintock all merula mrs. Warren oh
good evening I waited up for you mr.

good evening I waited up for you mr.

good evening I waited up for you mr.
McLintock Oh 309 times straight I think

McLintock Oh 309 times straight I think

McLintock Oh 309 times straight I think
apartment 309 times straight without a

apartment 309 times straight without a

apartment 309 times straight without a
miss gotta be a record I suppose so

miss gotta be a record I suppose so

miss gotta be a record I suppose so
now mr. McLintock what I wanted to -

now mr. McLintock what I wanted to -

now mr. McLintock what I wanted to -
pounds desk six inch brim 53 feet in the

pounds desk six inch brim 53 feet in the

pounds desk six inch brim 53 feet in the
air it's gotta be erected I'm sure it is

air it's gotta be erected I'm sure it is

air it's gotta be erected I'm sure it is
but the reason I was damn damn it woman

but the reason I was damn damn it woman

but the reason I was damn damn it woman
can't you hold that glass still of

can't you hold that glass still of

can't you hold that glass still of
course sir well down the hatch to my

course sir well down the hatch to my

course sir well down the hatch to my
world's record

world's record

world's record
down the hatch yes sir

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and now to the governor of our territory

and now to the governor of our territory

and now to the governor of our territory
the governor of the territory sir now

the governor of the territory sir now

the governor of the territory sir now
don't you stick up for a mrs. Warren

don't you stick up for a mrs. Warren

don't you stick up for a mrs. Warren
you're a fine woman mrs. Warren but you

you're a fine woman mrs. Warren but you

you're a fine woman mrs. Warren but you
will certainly go down in my estimation

will certainly go down in my estimation

will certainly go down in my estimation
if you stick up for Cuthbert H Humphrey

if you stick up for Cuthbert H Humphrey

if you stick up for Cuthbert H Humphrey
governor of this territory don't mean to

governor of this territory don't mean to

governor of this territory don't mean to
change yes sir well ahead Cuthbert H

change yes sir well ahead Cuthbert H

change yes sir well ahead Cuthbert H
Humphrey governor of our territory is a

Humphrey governor of our territory is a

Humphrey governor of our territory is a
cult you know what a call is man a cow

cult you know what a call is man a cow

cult you know what a call is man a cow
is a specimen that is so worthless that

is a specimen that is so worthless that

is a specimen that is so worthless that
you have to cut him out of the her now

you have to cut him out of the her now

you have to cut him out of the her now
if all the people in the world were

if all the people in the world were

if all the people in the world were
putting one hurt Cuthbert is the one I

putting one hurt Cuthbert is the one I

putting one hurt Cuthbert is the one I
would throw my rope at at home at whom I

would throw my rope at at home at whom I

would throw my rope at at home at whom I
would throw my rope at natural-born you

would throw my rope at natural-born you

would throw my rope at natural-born you
call

call

call
another touch ma'am he knows her no I

another touch ma'am he knows her no I

another touch ma'am he knows her no I
don't mind if I do good and walk on one

don't mind if I do good and walk on one

don't mind if I do good and walk on one
leg all I didn't mean to be vulgar ma'am

leg all I didn't mean to be vulgar ma'am

leg all I didn't mean to be vulgar ma'am
can't walk one limb it's alright sounds

can't walk one limb it's alright sounds

can't walk one limb it's alright sounds
silly only a bird can walk on a limb you

silly only a bird can walk on a limb you

silly only a bird can walk on a limb you
know my wife her name's Kate she insists

know my wife her name's Kate she insists

know my wife her name's Kate she insists
on being called Catherine do you know

on being called Catherine do you know

on being called Catherine do you know
her

her

her
of course mr. McLintock and that's what

of course mr. McLintock and that's what

of course mr. McLintock and that's what
I wanted to tell she thinks that custard

I wanted to tell she thinks that custard

I wanted to tell she thinks that custard
H Humphrey is panting for her like a

H Humphrey is panting for her like a

H Humphrey is panting for her like a
bull Buffalo at the first Greenup of

bull Buffalo at the first Greenup of

bull Buffalo at the first Greenup of
spring but what Cuthbert is panning for

spring but what Cuthbert is panning for

spring but what Cuthbert is panning for
is my money don't make me feel like I'm

is my money don't make me feel like I'm

is my money don't make me feel like I'm
drinking alone ma'am very well mr.

drinking alone ma'am very well mr.

drinking alone ma'am very well mr.
McLintock if you insist

McLintock if you insist

McLintock if you insist
down that

down that

down that
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mr. McLintock I have something very

mr. McLintock I have something very

mr. McLintock I have something very
important to say to you very important

have to wait till morning

have to wait till morning

have to wait till morning
toodle Betty bye-bye this is Warren

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going on here now Catherine are you

going on here now Catherine are you

going on here now Catherine are you
going to believe what you see or what I

going to believe what you see or what I

going to believe what you see or what I
tell you mrs. McLintock hope you won't

tell you mrs. McLintock hope you won't

tell you mrs. McLintock hope you won't
misunderstand it's the first hundred

misunderstand it's the first hundred

misunderstand it's the first hundred
women sitting on his lap that I

women sitting on his lap that I

women sitting on his lap that I
misunderstood

misunderstood

misunderstood
number 101 is quite simple no GW

number 101 is quite simple no GW

number 101 is quite simple no GW
McClintock is he's gone to sleep just

McClintock is he's gone to sleep just

McClintock is he's gone to sleep just
when I know exactly what I want to say

when I know exactly what I want to say

when I know exactly what I want to say
to him he goes to sleep I waited up to

to him he goes to sleep I waited up to

to him he goes to sleep I waited up to
talk to mr. McLintock I wanted to tell

talk to mr. McLintock I wanted to tell

talk to mr. McLintock I wanted to tell
him I was quitting you see sheriff Lord

him I was quitting you see sheriff Lord

him I was quitting you see sheriff Lord
has asked me to marry him and Oh

has asked me to marry him and Oh

has asked me to marry him and Oh
congratulations I don't want to seem

congratulations I don't want to seem

congratulations I don't want to seem
prudish but hey if you are going to

prudish but hey if you are going to

prudish but hey if you are going to
marry sheriff Lord it seems to me that

marry sheriff Lord it seems to me that

marry sheriff Lord it seems to me that
you're sitting on the wrong man's lap

you're sitting on the wrong man's lap

you're sitting on the wrong man's lap
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ladies one more

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wait a minute ladies till I catch my

wait a minute ladies till I catch my

wait a minute ladies till I catch my
breath and I'll get you up those stairs

breath and I'll get you up those stairs

breath and I'll get you up those stairs
as sure as my name is George Washington

as sure as my name is George Washington

as sure as my name is George Washington
McLintock you may be quitting mrs.

McLintock you may be quitting mrs.

McLintock you may be quitting mrs.
Wallace mrs. ward but not tomorrow

Wallace mrs. ward but not tomorrow

Wallace mrs. ward but not tomorrow
I want my breakfast in bed Brown

I want my breakfast in bed Brown

I want my breakfast in bed Brown
somebody sure put a knob on my skull

somebody sure put a knob on my skull

somebody sure put a knob on my skull
whose key are speaking Katie why mrs.

whose key are speaking Katie why mrs.

whose key are speaking Katie why mrs.
Warren was there oh there you was there

Warren was there oh there you was there

Warren was there oh there you was there
Oh whiskey bottle was there in Katie's

Oh whiskey bottle was there in Katie's

Oh whiskey bottle was there in Katie's
caper being what Katie's ten for Israel

caper being what Katie's ten for Israel

caper being what Katie's ten for Israel
there yah traigo old friend huh my wife

there yah traigo old friend huh my wife

there yah traigo old friend huh my wife
does not understand why she is

does not understand why she is

does not understand why she is
differently out of me does that meet you

differently out of me does that meet you

differently out of me does that meet you
upstairs

upstairs

upstairs
could you read up that big celebration

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Drago I am sleeping in the Dan

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hope you mean come on get him aboard

hope you mean come on get him aboard

hope you mean come on get him aboard
everybody ready man number five needs a

everybody ready man number five needs a

everybody ready man number five needs a
planks in game one lands know when

planks in game one lands know when

planks in game one lands know when
you're ready ladies and gentlemen it is

you're ready ladies and gentlemen it is

you're ready ladies and gentlemen it is
my honor to present to you the governor

my honor to present to you the governor

my honor to present to you the governor
of our territory Humphrey

of our territory Humphrey

of our territory Humphrey
Thank You mayor my friends and citizens

Thank You mayor my friends and citizens

Thank You mayor my friends and citizens
of this great territory this is the

of this great territory this is the

of this great territory this is the
ninth consecutive year it has been my

ninth consecutive year it has been my

ninth consecutive year it has been my
privilege and my pleasure to inaugurate

privilege and my pleasure to inaugurate

privilege and my pleasure to inaugurate
the McClintock fourth of July

the McClintock fourth of July

the McClintock fourth of July
celebration how the first event will be

celebration how the first event will be

celebration how the first event will be
the wild horse race but before I fire

the wild horse race but before I fire

the wild horse race but before I fire
this shot to start the event I would

this shot to start the event I would

this shot to start the event I would
like to say a few modest words regarding

like to say a few modest words regarding

like to say a few modest words regarding
my stewardship of his free

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all right professor Birnbaum

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get them online come here King now boys

get them online come here King now boys

get them online come here King now boys
you'll all know the rules

you'll all know the rules

you'll all know the rules
if splashed around the outside once

if splashed around the outside once

if splashed around the outside once
around the outside first cowboy to hit

around the outside first cowboy to hit

around the outside first cowboy to hit
that finish line without bustin that egg

that finish line without bustin that egg

that finish line without bustin that egg
is a winner and I caution you boys about

is a winner and I caution you boys about

is a winner and I caution you boys about
some of their manes go son em eggs are

some of their manes go son em eggs are

some of their manes go son em eggs are
last year's holdovers

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Catherine my dear you seem to be

Catherine my dear you seem to be

Catherine my dear you seem to be
enjoying yourself oh yes this is

enjoying yourself oh yes this is

enjoying yourself oh yes this is
wonderful it's the only thing I really

wonderful it's the only thing I really

wonderful it's the only thing I really
do enjoy about this barbaric country the

do enjoy about this barbaric country the

do enjoy about this barbaric country the
4th of July celebration

well Katherine I've been here for three

well Katherine I've been here for three

well Katherine I've been here for three
days I haven't heard from who is

days I haven't heard from who is

days I haven't heard from who is
anything wrong wrong well I just hope

anything wrong wrong well I just hope

anything wrong wrong well I just hope
that it hasn't been necessary for you to

that it hasn't been necessary for you to

that it hasn't been necessary for you to
say anything to GW are you talking about

say anything to GW are you talking about

say anything to GW are you talking about
cats would you see I'm in a rather

cats would you see I'm in a rather

cats would you see I'm in a rather
delicate position being governor of the

delicate position being governor of the

delicate position being governor of the
territory and all I just hope you

territory and all I just hope you

territory and all I just hope you
haven't found it necessary to say

haven't found it necessary to say

haven't found it necessary to say
anything about what about you and me

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pompous window do you think that you're

pompous window do you think that you're

pompous window do you think that you're
the only man who's ever tried to play

the only man who's ever tried to play

the only man who's ever tried to play
patty fingers with me who's ever tried

patty fingers with me who's ever tried

patty fingers with me who's ever tried
to lure me into the moonlight

to lure me into the moonlight

to lure me into the moonlight
well no but well I'm a big girl and I

well no but well I'm a big girl and I

well no but well I'm a big girl and I
can take care of myself my husband knows

can take care of myself my husband knows

can take care of myself my husband knows
I can assure you governor that your

I can assure you governor that your

I can assure you governor that your
reputation is untarnished now get out of

reputation is untarnished now get out of

reputation is untarnished now get out of
my

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we got a winner curly curly being

disqualified

disqualified

disqualified
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never believe what happened what you

never believe what happened what you

never believe what happened what you
smell a beer well naturally I'm drinking

smell a beer well naturally I'm drinking

smell a beer well naturally I'm drinking
beer contest between the two Bronco

beer contest between the two Bronco

beer contest between the two Bronco
Boston champions of our territory

Boston champions of our territory

Boston champions of our territory
remember the AI roam element wore your

remember the AI roam element wore your

remember the AI roam element wore your
garters to hold up my sleeves George

garters to hold up my sleeves George

garters to hold up my sleeves George
Washington McLintock you are a very

Washington McLintock you are a very

Washington McLintock you are a very
crude man well I guess so but that was a

crude man well I guess so but that was a

crude man well I guess so but that was a
rough horse like the jarred my insides

rough horse like the jarred my insides

rough horse like the jarred my insides
loose but it was worth it there

loose but it was worth it there

loose but it was worth it there
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are you alright I guess so nothing

are you alright I guess so nothing

are you alright I guess so nothing
busted but my pride well that ought to

busted but my pride well that ought to

busted but my pride well that ought to
even things up farmer for what

even things up farmer for what

even things up farmer for what
well that sore nose you gave me the

well that sore nose you gave me the

well that sore nose you gave me the
other day well I need what's sore on him

other day well I need what's sore on him

other day well I need what's sore on him
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the closing event is a cock pony race

the closing event is a cock pony race

the closing event is a cock pony race
the finish line is at the barbecue

the finish line is at the barbecue

the finish line is at the barbecue
so start meandering now now what is that

so start meandering now now what is that

so start meandering now now what is that
false courage y-you know what Douglas

false courage y-you know what Douglas

false courage y-you know what Douglas
does never use a thing like that I want

does never use a thing like that I want

does never use a thing like that I want
you to get on that horse get out in

you to get on that horse get out in

you to get on that horse get out in
front and stay out in front

front and stay out in front

front and stay out in front
I'll be out Fred that oh oh good boy

I'll be out Fred that oh oh good boy

I'll be out Fred that oh oh good boy
I remember stay out in front that I

I remember stay out in front that I

I remember stay out in front that I
command ons a good horse

Oh

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you

you

you
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I feel as this stunt doggonit I'm a real

I feel as this stunt doggonit I'm a real

I feel as this stunt doggonit I'm a real
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megan is not all each time we keep one

megan is not all each time we keep one

megan is not all each time we keep one
for one fourth of July Houma finally got

for one fourth of July Houma finally got

for one fourth of July Houma finally got
his way but I reckon he's riding out his

his way but I reckon he's riding out his

his way but I reckon he's riding out his
last war party we won't get very far but

last war party we won't get very far but

last war party we won't get very far but
one thing still has me puzzled where did

one thing still has me puzzled where did

one thing still has me puzzled where did
they get the guns I was wondering the

they get the guns I was wondering the

they get the guns I was wondering the
same thing my kidneys been bothering me

same thing my kidneys been bothering me

same thing my kidneys been bothering me
funny

funny

funny
GW what an idiotic joke joke do you

GW what an idiotic joke joke do you

GW what an idiotic joke joke do you
think that was a joke shop do you want

think that was a joke shop do you want

think that was a joke shop do you want
everybody in town to see me a little a

everybody in town to see me a little a

everybody in town to see me a little a
good feather I think they've gone yeah

good feather I think they've gone yeah

good feather I think they've gone yeah
what can I do nothin just like you've

what can I do nothin just like you've

what can I do nothin just like you've
always done

how long GW how long what Pat she's been

how long GW how long what Pat she's been

how long GW how long what Pat she's been
ridin herd on you for two years now I'm

ridin herd on you for two years now I'm

ridin herd on you for two years now I'm
a peaceable man but my father used to

a peaceable man but my father used to

a peaceable man but my father used to
say you raise your voice it doesn't do

say you raise your voice it doesn't do

say you raise your voice it doesn't do
any good it's time to raise your hand

any good it's time to raise your hand

any good it's time to raise your hand
well I've been planning to do something

well I've been planning to do something

well I've been planning to do something
about it online I'll have another talk

about it online I'll have another talk

about it online I'll have another talk
with her talk to it talk to it talking

with her talk to it talk to it talking

with her talk to it talk to it talking
won't do any good

Becky have you seen him what's been

Becky have you seen him what's been

Becky have you seen him what's been
happening around here

happening around here

happening around here
he's got hay all over you did some

he's got hay all over you did some

he's got hay all over you did some
mighty sneaky goings-on here during that

mighty sneaky goings-on here during that

mighty sneaky goings-on here during that
rate mr. McLintock who was it said only

rate mr. McLintock who was it said only

rate mr. McLintock who was it said only
a trollop but gets a man before they

a trollop but gets a man before they

a trollop but gets a man before they
were formerly engaged oh but we are

were formerly engaged oh but we are

were formerly engaged oh but we are
engaged sir you are that is with your

engaged sir you are that is with your

engaged sir you are that is with your
permissions well you've got it

permissions well you've got it

permissions well you've got it
Oh mrs. Warren I think it's wonderful I

Oh mrs. Warren I think it's wonderful I

Oh mrs. Warren I think it's wonderful I
guess this is the only engagement that

guess this is the only engagement that

guess this is the only engagement that
ever started off of a spanking mm-hmm

ever started off of a spanking mm-hmm

ever started off of a spanking mm-hmm
I reckon Birnbaum is right all right

lowered voice this is gonna be a great

lowered voice this is gonna be a great

lowered voice this is gonna be a great
day doggone it folks new contestants get

day doggone it folks new contestants get

day doggone it folks new contestants get
ready for the cab Pony race who is it

ready for the cab Pony race who is it

ready for the cab Pony race who is it
it's me Let Me In not now are you insane

it's me Let Me In not now are you insane

it's me Let Me In not now are you insane
I want to talk to you

I want to talk to you

I want to talk to you
you have to wait I've taken all I'm

you have to wait I've taken all I'm

you have to wait I've taken all I'm
gonna take from you you are going to

gonna take from you you are going to

gonna take from you you are going to
tell me why you packed up picked up and

tell me why you packed up picked up and

tell me why you packed up picked up and
walked out on me two years oh you

walked out on me two years oh you

walked out on me two years oh you
remember you came home from

lipstick on my collar

lipstick on my collar

lipstick on my collar
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why you

why you

why you
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TW you are a ruffian husband you are

TW you are a ruffian husband you are

TW you are a ruffian husband you are
right

right

right
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well what kind of a family is that

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I regret to inform you I've changed my

I regret to inform you I've changed my

I regret to inform you I've changed my
mind about matrimony

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Oh

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this is my clinic you set in a new style

this is my clinic you set in a new style

this is my clinic you set in a new style
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I can fight all you want I won't do you

I can fight all you want I won't do you

I can fight all you want I won't do you
any good you've been digging those burrs

any good you've been digging those burrs

any good you've been digging those burrs
into me for three years now you're gonna

into me for three years now you're gonna

into me for three years now you're gonna
get searched come up Thanks Oh keep it

get searched come up Thanks Oh keep it

get searched come up Thanks Oh keep it
you may need it

you may need it

you may need it
now get your defense

now get your defense

now get your defense
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Oh

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no more living in the capital no no more

no more living in the capital no no more

no more living in the capital no no more
Newport in season nope no more dancing

Newport in season nope no more dancing

Newport in season nope no more dancing
at the Governor's Ball no GW happy day

three hundred and ten times without a

three hundred and ten times without a

three hundred and ten times without a
Miss hmm that's a record

Miss hmm that's a record

Miss hmm that's a record
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