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["Mr. Neverman" playing]
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♪ Is who you running from?
I never got to see you ♪
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Everyone.
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♪ You should have
Spent some time ♪
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♪ Before slipping away, yeah ♪
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Everyone.
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♪ My baby, my heart ♪
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♪ Don't you know
I could free you? ♪
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Everyone thinks
you're a fucking joke.
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[Maxxx] Yo, my name is Maxxx.
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‐[all] Hello, Maxxx.
‐[Maxxx] Wagwan, people.
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I'm a love
and sex addict apparently.
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Um. I don't really know
what to say‐‐
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I've‐‐ I've done
a lot of public speaking,
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but usually to big crowds.
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No offence,
but like, important people,
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not just...
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Um. Anyway, my girl left me,
and I've just been crushed
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and medicating with sex, drugs
and alcohol basically,
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and then things got really weird
with my boss.
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So, I decided to go drinking,
at this bar, and, uh,
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this boy here's depressing me,
'cause he's so fucking happy.
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He's like,
"Hey, how's it going?"
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And I'm like, "Good.
Just give me a fucking drink'"
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And then he goes off,
and he's like,
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"'No don't worry,
I'm not going anywhere".
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And for some reason
that phrase wouldn't get
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out of my head.
Like, he's not going anywhere.
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He's not going anywhere.
He's not going anywhere.
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He's 40 years old,
waiting tables.
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His dreams are fucking dead.
His son's probably waiting
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for him to do something
with his fucking life.
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He's not going anywhere,
he's not going anywhere,
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and so then,
I start knocking them back,
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like, the fucking pretty boy
at Michael Jackson's sleepover,
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because that fucking waiter
needs help.
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That's a lovely, lovely,
lovely share, Maxxx.
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And we have
a little phrase here, don't we?
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We have a phrase that says,
"If you want to feel better,
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you've got to feel better".
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Hmm.
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Think about that.
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Are your feelings
actually about the waiter?
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Oh, right, we've got fucking
Freud in the house.
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That's it,
let your feelings out.
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No, no, you know what?
Fuck you, Patrick Stewart,
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‐because I'm fine.
‐[man] No.
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I'm not lonely.
I am doing great.
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And I've got these
dust allergies,
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which is really
fucking annoying,
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and, um, so I'm done here.
Thank you very much.
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I'ma see you later.
I don't‐‐
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♪ I don't need this place ♪
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And I don't fucking
need you, all right?
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‐'Cause I am the Maxxx. Deuces.
‐[Siren speaking indistinctly]
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...or, couldn't feel anything...
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‐No.
‐...but I will update you.
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‐No, no. Siren, no.
‐I'm just a tad late for this.
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You know the rules,
no social media.
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Uh. Actually, you know what?
Xavier, X‐men are assembled,
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so... [blows raspberry]
...I'ma stay.
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Namaste. I reckon this place
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might be able
to help me out after all.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ They'll love you
When you're up ♪
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♪ They'll fit you for a crown ♪
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‐[crowd cheering]
‐We made it, baby!
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♪ But now you're giving up ♪
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[Maxxx]
They're coming with me.
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♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪
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♪ A king or clown ♪
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‐This city knows how to party!
‐♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪
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Is this guy drunk?What's going on here?
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♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪
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♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[Maxxx] Naughty!
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Testosterone.
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Energy, bone density, libido.
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Can cause mild fluid retention,
but it's totally worth it.
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‐Wanna give it a whirl?
‐[Tamzin] I'm cutting back
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on testosterone therapy
this week, but thanks though.
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[Don] Meh, suit yourself.
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I'd like to add in
the Vit C and the B12.
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I call it my vampire... [shouts]
...cocktail. Mother fucker.
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Oh. D‐‐ Didn't you say
you wanted to talk about Maxxx.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Christy
and I, we owe him a solid.
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Tell him to come
to the studio tonight.
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Tonight? Yeah, no problem.
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We gotta strike
while the iron is‐‐ [grunts]
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Wow. I think
I could get used to that.
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I'm sure he's got
a bursting back catalogue.
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The problem, will be picking out
the wheat from the chaff.
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Helps with the circulation.
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Hi, my name's Hamara
and I'm a love addict.
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[all] Hi, Hamara.
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I'd ask for anything.
The fishhook,
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the Dutch oven,
the rear admiral.
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Policeman's delight.
And, then I had
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this Russian girlfriend,
who used yell at me.
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[speaking Russian]
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And she'd start making love
to me, and quoting Pushkin,
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[Pushkin quote in Russian]
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What are you doing here?
This is my safe space.
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Why haven't you been responding
to my texts?
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Don needs your best song.
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Great, great. Oh, great!
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Then she'd ask
for the donkey punch, you know?
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No problem,
after the sex therapy.
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Rose, can you take
Little Miss Prude
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‐out of here please?
‐I'm not a prude.
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‐Jasper's Wagon.
‐[scoffs] I think you are.
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What's the kinkiest sex
you've ever had?
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Ugh, God, you're dysfunctional.
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We're all dysfunctional.
Happiness is finding someone
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with a compatible dysfunction.
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...take her trousers off,
and started urinating on me.
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Go on, kinkiest sex?
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Ugh. You needed this therapy
more than I realised.
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[whispers] No, this will be fun.
If we get it right,
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‐will you say it?
‐No.
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‐Doggy style.
‐What?
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Well, It's great, it's where you
get on all fours,
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and then the guy can see
your bum hole.
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Rose, Rose, I know
what a doggy style is.
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I don't live like a nun, okay?
And I‐‐ I will switch it up
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with a guy, lights on,
or whatever.
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Oh, 50 shades of Tamzin.
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The marinated sardine,
the spongey orange...
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My self‐worth isn't tied
to what kind of sexual deviance
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I'm into, okay?
I have deadlines,
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and an integrated
online calendar.
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And I also like sex.
Good old‐fashioned penis
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‐in vagina, sex.
‐[Hamara singing]
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Excuse me. No.
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We prefer newcomers
to give respect to the sharers.
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So, no, um,
I'm not a newcomer actually,
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I‐‐ I'm just here
with my client.
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Not in a prostitutey way.
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Not that I'm judging that.
No, I'm just‐‐
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‐I'm just a manager.
‐[man] No, first timers
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share, when called forward.
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‐Excellent.
‐Thank you.
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‐Sorry.
‐Sorry about her.
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‐[Tamzin whispers] Sorry.
‐Hamara.
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Thank you.
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But, I like fruit,
you know. Who doesn't?
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[knocking on door]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[typing]
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[typing]
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No. All sexual appetites
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are catered for
at the sexual buffet.
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‐[Tamzin] Oh.
‐The greedy, the modest,
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don't feel shame.
We cater for the sexually obese,
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and we cater
for the sexually anorexic.
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‐Oh, thank you. [chuckles]
‐You're welcome.
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Yes, tha‐‐ thank you so much.
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I've never been so humiliated
in my life,
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let's get Maxxx,
and get the fuck out of here.
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[Maxxx] Excuse me, ladies.
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What were you guys
talking about?
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Oh, nothing.
Just chatting breeze
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about how the portrayal
of female promiscuity in media
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is just an extension
of male privilege.
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‐Um...
‐[Hamara] And then,
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these TV shows about these
sexually juvenile
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40‐year‐old men,
losing their rightful place
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on the heteronormative
social hierarchy
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is supposed to be endearing,
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but it's just pathetic,
you know? [chuckles]
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I...
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Uh. What's a big timer like you
doing here?
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Ah, uh‐oh, busted. Recognised.
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Yeah, course I recognise you.
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I actually thought
you drowned though.
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‐Oh, no, er, no. No.
‐[camera clicks]
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‐I'm still, er, very much alive.
‐[Siren laughs]
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‐I didn't get your name though.
‐Siren.
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Okay. Italiano?
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‐[Siren] No.
‐No?
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No, Siren was this beautiful
mythical creature,
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but all her relationships
ended in disaster.
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Wow. And tell me,
what is a lady like you,
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doing in a joint like this.
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'Cause you seem
very normal to me.
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I have this burning fury
that makes me
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want to publicly humiliate
all my sexual partners.
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That's very strange,
because I've been
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‐publicly humiliated.
‐Aw, poor bubba. Wow.
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‐What?
‐Hello, biceps.
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‐Oh, stop that, come on.
‐[Siren] I did not expect this
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‐to be so rock hard under there.
‐You're a wrong 'un, you are.
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Jeez, you're really bad,
you know.
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‐You're bad.
‐You are a naughty one.
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No. You're naughty.
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Slapping, slapping, slapping.
Everybody slapping.
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Ow.
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Can we save
the self‐sabotaging thing
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until after you've written
the song?
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Oh, so this is your wife?
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‐Oh, no. He's my client.
‐No, no. She's just my employee.
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She's just reminding me
I've gotta go change
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the course of popular music...
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‐Oh.
‐...again with, er, songwriting.
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[scatting]
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‐You know how we do.
‐[Siren] Well, find me on Insta.
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‐Okay.
‐Revenge Chick. Three V's.
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[Maxxx] Got it.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[dings]
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[Lucky] Maxxx, Maxxxy.
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♪ Procrastination ♪
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♪ That's what you do
When you can't write a song♪
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[laughing]
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Hey, Maxxx, having trouble
writing a song, bruv.
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'Cause I wrote the bangers,
bruv.
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Your songs were shit, bruv.
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You've got no heart,
no integrity,
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no soul, no nothing.
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‐Shut the fuck up.
‐[Lucky cackles]
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Hey, Maxxx,
why don't you play them
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that soft serve song
you wrote ten years ago?
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Go on... [laughs]
...sing it to me now.
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Sing that song to me now, bruv.
How you gonna write a song?
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‐Your songs were shit, bruv.
‐Shut the fuck up.
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Leave me the fuck alone.
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‐What's going on?
‐I need a drink.
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‐Sorry, what are you doing?
‐[Maxxx] Huh?
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‐[Tamzin] Maxxx.
‐Dad, I need your advice.
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‐Er, yeah. I'm just‐‐
‐And I need a song.
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Okay, yeah. Can I just talk
to my son first?
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No, no. My son first.
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Ask YouTube, son.
You see, teach a boy to fish.
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There's a lesson in that.
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[Tamzin]
Why are you procrastinating?
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[Maxxx] What?
I'm not procrastinating.
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This is such
a great opportunity for me.
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I mean, you. [whispers] Fuck.
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‐We'll give Don...
‐[Maxxx] Yeah.
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...your first ever quality song
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with real singing.
Not like the rest of your stuff.
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And then I can build my roster
around more soulful artists.
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Oh, yeah. I get it.
246
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I mean younger. Well, I mean‐‐
Well, you know what I mean.
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Just please, just tell me
you've got something.
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Oh, come on.
Have I got this shit or what?
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Oh, you've got this shit, bitch.
250
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Boom. Let me show you
how we used to write things
251
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back in the day,
off the top of the dome.
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A little drums, bass, vocals,
Amit. Run the looper.
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[beatboxing]
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[tweaking]
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Perfect.
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[beatboxing]
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Bass. [imitates bass guitar]
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♪ Soft serve
Put the flake in, what? ♪
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♪ Soft serve ♪
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♪ Put it inBut not too deep, uh ♪
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♪ Touch the button on the front
Touch the button on the back ♪
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♪ Don't go thereWait it feels good ♪
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00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:11,133
♪ If you're lactose intolerant
Stay away from my cream ♪
264
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:14,700
♪ You know what I meanI made the rhyme ♪
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♪ I made the rhyme ♪
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♪ Got rhythm ♪
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Oh fuck.
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But anyway, you get the point.
What's going on with your face?
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Your face is saying
you don't like it.
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‐Well, it's not very good.
‐Yeah, but it's got potenti‐‐
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[Tamzin] No, Maxxx.
It's bad. I mean, come on.
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Soft serve.
Where have you been
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for the past five years?
We've had a fucking revolution
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‐in gender politics.
‐Oh, sorry, should I write
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a song about
the gender wage gap then?
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00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,466
Why don't you write a song
that isn't part of the problem?
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Er, duh.
He's putting the flake in.
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Boom. And she's Gen Z.
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Maxxx, Maxxx... music
that doesn't make the artist
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feel vulnerable is meaningless.
I know you're all heartbroken
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‐over Jourdan's new boy‐‐
‐I'm not heartbroken over her.
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‐Why are you shouting?
‐I'm not heartbroken over her.
283
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,700
No, honestly. He's fine.
I've not heard him crying
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in the shower for the last
two mornings straight.
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‐[scoffs] I don't cry in‐‐
‐I still hear him
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00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:02,933
cranking one out though,
it's so cute.
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Ew. Okay. Maxxx. Maxxx,
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00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,400
just go back in there
and don't come out
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until you've written
something good.
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[mocking voice]
That's what you sound like.
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‐[Tamzin] You've got five hours.
‐Easy peasy. [grunts]
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[discordant piano keys playing]
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[Siren] I want to tell youabout the three guys
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that I had sex with last week.
295
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,866
Chris, ugh, not even worth it.
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00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,866
Very low cut, so if I bend down.
Oh!
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‐Too much?
‐I don't hear much music!
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00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:37,966
Don't listen! I can't do it
if you're listening.
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00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:41,200
Sexually anorexic?
Doesn't even make sense.
300
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,166
‐What do you think?
‐Loads of stuff.
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00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,500
Like, why does Katy Perry's
Miley Cyrus face
302
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,833
‐make me so sad?
‐No, no, specifically
303
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,300
about what I just said.
304
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,300
Do you think it's possible
to be a super successful woman,
305
00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:53,966
and have a grade A love life?
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00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,033
I do it.
307
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,833
Hmm. Okay.
I'm gonna keep it simple.
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‐Just be honest because I'm‐‐
‐[Rose] Okay,
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00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,066
one time
I used menthol toothpaste
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to masturbate, and then
it turned out I was allergic,
311
00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:04,500
and I went
into anaphylactic shock.
312
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,166
No, no. Again.
Primarily focusing on the things
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‐we are actively discussing.
‐Yeah, got it. Got it.
314
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'Cause, I haven't been
on a date for over a year.
315
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,300
‐What!
‐Yeah, yeah. I know,
316
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:13,366
it's hard to believe, right?
317
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,233
My God, I would have thought
it had been way longer.
318
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,033
[sighs]
319
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♪ Don't DM her, don't DM her ♪
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♪ Don't DM her, don't DM her ♪
321
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,766
♪ Just DM'd her, just DM'd her ♪
322
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:45,633
♪ Now must lay, now must lay ♪
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♪ I'm being a good boy
And I'm writing the song ♪
324
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♪ I'm writing the song‐‐ ♪
325
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[Maxxx] My taxi's just outside,
I'll be there in two secs.
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00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,533
Be right back son.
[clears throat]
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Oh, this is, er, your‐‐
your person.
328
00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:06,066
[mumbles] Your person.
Yeah, very cute.
329
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,100
Can't just be on the 'Gram
all day son,
330
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,400
you gotta go out there.
331
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,400
I don't know how.
332
00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:17,166
Eesh. Wow,
you were really adopted
333
00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:18,700
by the right motherfuckin' guy.
Come on.
334
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,866
I'm gonna help you out.
Come on.
335
00:14:19,966 --> 00:14:21,166
‐Duh‐uh‐‐ Where are you going?
‐[Maxxx] Huh?
336
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,166
I'm sorry, where's the song?
337
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,133
‐I've written it.
‐Oh, lovely. Can I hear it?
338
00:14:24,466 --> 00:14:26,066
It's a banger, but I've gotta
help my son first.
339
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,566
Look, Maxxx,
we really don't have time.
340
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,533
Come on,
look at his little face.
341
00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:31,466
Kids at school call him Mowgli,
he's looks like a charity case,
342
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:33,100
and he needs all the help
he can get.
343
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,533
‐Er...
‐Tamzin, I'm a virgin.
344
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,400
No. Just‐‐
Son, don't share everything.
345
00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:37,666
Okay? That's rule number one.
346
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:38,600
Okay, all right. Fine.
347
00:14:38,766 --> 00:14:41,633
[Maxxx] Okay, here we go.
Son, look at Tamzin,
348
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,033
and just imagine
that she's a normal woman
349
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,633
with normal functioning desires.
350
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,900
And I'll imagine that
you're not an absolute twat.
351
00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:50,133
Great, everyone's imagining.
352
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,366
So, here are the ABC's
353
00:14:52,466 --> 00:14:54,533
‐of seducing a woman.
‐Oh, yes,
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00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,966
be sure to pay attention
to how women are all so simple
355
00:14:57,033 --> 00:14:58,666
that we can be seduced
by just three letters.
356
00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:00,133
I didn't make the rules,
357
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,966
I just play
the motherfucking game. Okay?
358
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,200
‐Yeah. [laughs]
‐[Maxxx] Here we go. A,
359
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,433
approach. Make your way
into her general area.
360
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,866
‐And keep swaggy with it.
‐Yep, walk like the 1990s
361
00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:11,233
over to her,
and she'll love you.
362
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:14,366
B, you break her personal space,
some chill. Wassup?
363
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,666
For the record, Amit, I'm
feeling extremely uncomfortable
364
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:18,233
right now. You're about an inch
and half away
365
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,400
from a 'me too'.
Can we hurry this up?
366
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:22,833
No. The art of doing
without doing it is not to rush.
367
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,566
In 17th Century Italian theatre.
368
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:27,600
[scoffs] 17th Century
Italian theatre. [chuckles]
369
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:28,900
Yeah, I know some shit.
Surprise.
370
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,200
[Tamzin laughs]
371
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,633
I got this
from a music video director.
372
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,900
Romeo and Juliet on stage
would never kiss.
373
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,200
What? Do you know why?
374
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,633
Because they were
both played by men.
375
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,133
N‐‐ I didn't know that.
No. It's because,
376
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,500
all the drama is in the moments
before the kiss.
377
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,800
The kiss drama is done.
All the drama is in this.
378
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,100
[Tamzin inhales]
379
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:50,133
Do they kiss? No.
Why? Drama finished.
380
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,333
You've actually
got very pretty eyes.
381
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,400
You seal
with a crappy compliment?
382
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,833
No, you don't compliment
the woman.
383
00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:55,166
Otherwise it makes them
self‐conscious.
384
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,433
This was just a demo,
so I'm being honest.
385
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,766
Well, if this is just a demo,
so I'm being honest.
386
00:15:58,866 --> 00:15:59,766
You're ridiculous.
387
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,566
You are a ridiculous
human being.
388
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,800
Maybe they're fightin' it,
389
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,933
maybe they've been hurt before.
390
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,866
But there's something there.
Some connection,
391
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,200
something they felt
the first time
392
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:12,466
they saw each other.
393
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,633
‐[laughs]
‐What?
394
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,600
‐What? What you laughing at?
‐No. No. [laughs]
395
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:20,333
No, I‐‐ I‐‐
I am not being
396
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,466
sucked into your vortex
of procrastination.
397
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,400
‐I'm warming up.
‐[Tamzin] No, you're not.
398
00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:27,200
You're supposed to be writing
a song, but you're terrified.
399
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,700
‐I am not terrified.
‐Terrified,
400
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,966
that if you actually gave off
yourself, if you actually
401
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,533
took off the mask
and showed yourself.
402
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,100
You'd see that,
maybe you're just someone
403
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,300
who's so desperate to be famous,
404
00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:37,100
because he thinks it's the same
as being respected.
405
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,566
Yeah, well, at least
I'm not using the people
406
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,766
I'm working with to kind of
climb a ladder
407
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,166
‐to younger clients.
‐Oh, oh, oh,
408
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:44,066
you are not a ladder,
you are a snake,
409
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,500
and I am sliding
all the way down.
410
00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:47,333
Oh, yeah? Well‐‐
well, look what I just found.
411
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,066
‐Boom. Two of them.
‐Oh! Oh, great.
412
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,300
Why don't you fuckin take that?
413
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:51,966
Oh, great. Well, why don't you
just go and fly away,
414
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,400
Captain Save‐a‐Hoe!
415
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,533
So, what's the C for Dad?
416
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,766
[Maxxx grunting]
Take it. Take it.
417
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,166
Take it. Take it.
418
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,566
[Maxxx grunting]
Oh, take it. Take it.
419
00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:08,466
[Maxxx moaning]
420
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,100
[groaning]
421
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,533
[sighs dramatically]
422
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,133
[whistles]
423
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,133
Little help?
424
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,533
‐Maxxx.
‐Hmm?
425
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:22,800
‐A little help
‐Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Um...
426
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,200
Just there.
427
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,166
Oh, yeah. Got it.
428
00:17:26,866 --> 00:17:29,366
Here you go. One for me.
[sighs]
429
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,766
Oh, in the belly button.
430
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:37,433
[whistles, yawns] You had a,
er, orgasm, right?
431
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,066
Yeah. I mean,
you'd know if I had.
432
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:48,133
'Cause basically
all the girls...
433
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,400
‐Yeah, I bet.
‐...have an...
434
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,533
So, that's weird.
435
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,366
I miss you.
436
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,200
‐What?
‐What?
437
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,633
What did you say?
438
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,033
I didn't‐‐ I didn't.
439
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,366
Oh, oh... I was saying
that I missed my...
440
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,233
I've got a deadline
441
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,100
I'm supposed to write
this hit song, by...
442
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,833
I've got
this big music producer.
443
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:13,333
But, um, I've gotta go but‐‐
444
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,700
‐Um. You were great.
‐Thanks.
445
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:22,600
And, I was great, and, uh...
I guess, I'll, you know,
446
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,433
‐see you at SLAA.
‐Uh‐hmm.
447
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,400
‐I won't tell anyone...
‐Our little secret.
448
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,733
‐Our big secret. [laughs]
‐Well, little secret.
449
00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:29,300
[both laugh]
450
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:31,600
Yeah. Okay.
451
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,100
‐Oh.
‐Okay.
452
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,366
[Siren] Remember Maxxx?
You may have heard of him
453
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,633
if you were bornin the middle ages.
454
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,566
He used to date Jourdan,
which was a big deal for him,
455
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:52,066
but a very small deal for her,
if you get what I mean. Lolz.
456
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,200
[Maxxx] Turn it off.
457
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,433
Hey, just‐‐ Will you turn
that off? Stop watching that.
458
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,900
I‐‐ I think we should just go
and see Don and face the music.
459
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,366
[whispers] My God,
she publicly humiliated me.
460
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:00,600
Well, you should be used to it.
461
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,366
Oh, I just want someone
to hold me. [shouts] Not you.
462
00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:05,900
God, working with you
is like rolling dice.
463
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,300
Oh, yeah, rolling dice.
464
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,033
Jourdan rolled the dice on me,
picked another guy.
465
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,966
Oh, it could be worse.
I mean, you could be
466
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:13,700
Meghan Markle's ex.
Imagine how he's feeling,
467
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:15,833
knowing your ex‐girlfriend
is shagging the ginger prince.
468
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,900
Okay, that is so not the point.
469
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,733
Choking on them ginger pubes.
470
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,833
‐[Tamzin] Rose.
‐Oh, my God, I bet
471
00:19:20,066 --> 00:19:21,966
‐he's filthy in bed.
‐Rose that is enough. Thank you.
472
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,266
Maxxx... [clears throat]
...there is a man next door,
473
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,033
who can help to fund
your next single.
474
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,500
So, please
just pull yourself together.
475
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:31,500
Let's go.
476
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:34,033
‐Let's go.
‐Yes, Team Maxxx.
477
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:38,900
If you really like this person,
478
00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,500
there's only one thing
you need to do.
479
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,233
Pretend I'm attracted
to their friends
480
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,000
‐to make them jealous?
‐What? No. Look,
481
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,233
you just have to be yourself.
482
00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,033
[keypad tapping]
483
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,333
Rose, nice to see you again.
484
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:00,933
Orphan.
485
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,866
Let's party.
Hit me with your best track.
486
00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:07,000
Yeah. No problemo. I'll just...
487
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:09,633
Just, uh‐‐ Just sing
your stupid sex song. Just‐‐
488
00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:12,133
Sexy song of the year.
Get ready.
489
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:16,566
[instrumental begins]
490
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,166
♪ Soft serve ♪
491
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,966
♪ Put the flake in ♪
492
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:23,700
♪ Soft serve, put it in
But not too deep ♪
493
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:28,033
♪ Touch the button on the front
Push the button on the back♪
494
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,900
♪ Don't go there ♪
495
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,166
Fuck. This is‐‐
496
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,700
Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck.
497
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,366
Is that the chorus?
498
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:36,933
‐Fuck.
‐Um...
499
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,533
Hi, hello.
Hi, Don, just‐‐ just to say that
500
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:42,966
we were actually thinking about,
um, re‐releasing
501
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,866
some previous material of‐‐
502
00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:47,033
♪ Said the feeling
of being with me ♪
503
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,033
♪ Is like rolling dice ♪
504
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,366
Or...
505
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:54,266
♪ You're not lying ♪
506
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,200
‐Well, keep going.
‐[Maxxx] I don't have any lyrics
507
00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:01,166
Well, just la, la, la, it.
For God's sake. [chuckles]
508
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:02,700
‐[Maxxx] Wait, I don't‐‐
‐[Tamzin] Just try.
509
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:07,466
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
510
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,033
♪ This one's worth trying ♪
511
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,666
Huh.
512
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:17,466
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
But I feel la, la ♪
513
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:21,100
♪ I feel I'm letting go ♪
514
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,100
Amit, loop the guitar.
515
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,200
Time for some
mother fucking bass.
516
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,900
Five, six, seven. Ocho.
517
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:35,866
♪ You said the feeling of being
With me is like rolling dice♪
518
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,733
♪ You're not lying ♪
519
00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:40,300
♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
520
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,300
I'm gonna make up
the rest of the words later on.
521
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,600
And it's gonna be
fucking great. Oh, shit.
522
00:21:45,766 --> 00:21:47,200
Watch me.
523
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,066
Ouch, fuck. Sh‐‐
It's fine. It's fine.
524
00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:05,966
♪ You said the feeling of being
With me is like rolling dice♪
525
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,933
♪ You're not lying ♪
526
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:10,633
♪ You said that love
Is a game of chance ♪
527
00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:12,633
♪ But my heart says ♪
528
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,400
♪ This one's worth trying ♪
529
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:19,166
♪ I've been real careful
But I feel with you ♪
530
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:22,433
♪ I feel I'm letting go ♪
531
00:22:25,966 --> 00:22:28,100
♪ Yeah, uh ♪
532
00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:32,666
♪ I've been real careful
But I feel with you ♪
533
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:36,133
♪ I feel I'm letting go ♪
534
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:42,600
♪ Yeah, I feel I'm letting go ♪
535
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,833
Yeah, that's, er...
[clears throat]
536
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,066
...that's what
I've been working on.
537
00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:01,800
‐I prefer the Soft Serve song.
‐What?
538
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,600
Blatantly,
that's a naughty vibe.
539
00:23:04,733 --> 00:23:07,766
Yes. It's catchy. Sex, sex, sex.
540
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,200
Dick, dick, dick.
That's pop music.
541
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:13,200
‐That's your single.
‐[chuckles] Sick.
542
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,666
‐Nice one, Don.
‐[Don chuckles] Yeah.
543
00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:19,566
♪ They'll love you
When you're up ♪
544
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,666
♪ They'll fit you for a crown ♪
545
00:23:25,033 --> 00:23:27,033
♪ But now you're giving up ♪
546
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:31,433
♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪
547
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:33,433
♪ A king or clown ♪
548
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,933
♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪
549
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,733
♪ Are you?
Are you a king or clown?♪
550
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,166
♪ Are you? Are you? ♪
551
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:45,200
‐♪ A king or clown ♪
‐[Maxxx] A king or clown.
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