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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,855 --> 00:00:09,712 Fansubbed 4 Cinemageddon by BaseGBG 2 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:33,296 The intergalactic war had been raging for ten years 3 00:00:42,141 --> 00:00:46,317 Emperor Zing used his doomsday weapon to control the galaxy. 4 00:00:56,668 --> 00:00:59,114 Planet after planet surrendered. 5 00:01:00,109 --> 00:01:02,321 There was almost no hope. 6 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:09,072 The remnants of the once so mighty galactic army - 7 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:11,917 -gathered for a final attack. 8 00:01:23,523 --> 00:01:25,998 Destiny depended on one man. 9 00:01:26,816 --> 00:01:30,360 The man, the myth, the legend. 10 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,557 Chill out, boy. 11 00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:37,592 I�ll heat things up. 12 00:01:48,732 --> 00:01:51,966 It�s time to kiss that Wurlitzer goodbye, Mr. Zing. 13 00:02:19,186 --> 00:02:21,176 You got the point? 14 00:02:22,548 --> 00:02:25,336 The mission was not over with the fall of emperor Zing. 15 00:02:25,522 --> 00:02:28,901 The green crystal, a mighty energy source- 16 00:02:29,303 --> 00:02:30,825 -must be destroyed. 17 00:02:31,304 --> 00:02:34,278 Touching it meant mortal danger. 18 00:02:42,425 --> 00:02:46,894 The Galactic Heroes sent it into the black hole- 19 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:50,898 -so that it would be lost forever. 20 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:55,852 What is a black hole? 21 00:02:56,178 --> 00:02:59,136 Where do things go? 22 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,044 Kenny? 23 00:03:02,524 --> 00:03:05,604 -What did you say? -What is a black hole? 24 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:11,236 -"Welcome to Memorymatic..." -You are not allowed to use that. 25 00:03:11,703 --> 00:03:16,054 You should know this yourself. And you probably forget to charge it. 26 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:18,870 No I didn�t. 27 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,185 Yes, I have forgotten it. 28 00:03:22,325 --> 00:03:25,927 Kenny, why are you here at the academy, year after year? 29 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:29,530 I would like to ask you that. 30 00:03:29,815 --> 00:03:31,604 What do you mean? 31 00:03:34,696 --> 00:03:36,358 That, uh... 32 00:03:36,809 --> 00:03:40,566 I mean that the one... Like Lenny once... 33 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:45,809 ... down the trash can, I mean. "I will scare the janitor." 34 00:03:46,089 --> 00:03:49,509 Listen carefully. A black hole is a kind of trash can. 35 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,709 Or a kind of waste disposal. 36 00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:58,617 Or a kind of space toilet if you like. 37 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,525 Everything flushed down a black hole disappear forever. 38 00:04:03,359 --> 00:04:07,118 General Sudoko. A hot tip for everyone: imagine a toilet in space. 39 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:10,697 Space toilet, ordinary toilet. Black hole, brown hole. 40 00:04:48,225 --> 00:04:50,573 Sporty, clever and beautiful. 41 00:05:31,491 --> 00:05:33,927 Pontus, come here. 42 00:05:36,655 --> 00:05:39,824 About last weeks parent-teacher meeting... 43 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,132 Tell your parents- 44 00:05:43,436 --> 00:05:47,192 -we don�t want any former circus artists running around- 45 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:51,584 -making a fool of themselves. It�s embarrassing. You get that, right? 46 00:05:52,972 --> 00:05:56,463 -Yes, yes... -Thank you. Nodding is enough. 47 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,914 This is not a conversation between two equal persons. 48 00:06:01,242 --> 00:06:04,384 Keep a low profile appropriate for a social misfit like you. 49 00:06:05,854 --> 00:06:07,274 I promise. 50 00:06:09,564 --> 00:06:11,139 Pontus? 51 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,828 -Straighten up. -Ok. 52 00:06:28,004 --> 00:06:30,656 "Hello Miranda. My name is Pontus." 53 00:06:31,785 --> 00:06:34,332 "And I like rounders." 54 00:06:37,823 --> 00:06:40,821 "Imagine that the rings around Saturn consists of"... 55 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:44,166 -What are you looking at? -Nothing. 56 00:06:44,527 --> 00:06:46,649 I am practicing for a presen� 57 00:06:57,081 --> 00:06:59,303 Stop it. Let me go. 58 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:02,097 I suggest that you stay away from Miranda. 59 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,605 It would be bad if we were enemies. 60 00:07:08,446 --> 00:07:09,446 Hello? 61 00:07:13,044 --> 00:07:14,044 Hello! 62 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:17,637 What are they doing in this school? 63 00:07:19,769 --> 00:07:22,015 I have to release him. 64 00:07:36,051 --> 00:07:39,736 Moments with ClownIce are moments to remember. 65 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:47,095 -Hello. Ice cream as usual? -What�s on the menu? 66 00:07:47,889 --> 00:07:50,268 You can get ClownIce on a stick or not. 67 00:07:50,674 --> 00:07:54,227 Wow, that�s a tough one. I will have... uh... 68 00:07:56,296 --> 00:07:59,378 -Think about it and I will get some. -I will think about it. 69 00:07:59,884 --> 00:08:02,853 We use the purest ice from the depth of the ice planet. 70 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:07,045 ClownIce ice cream. A tasteless experience. 71 00:08:07,749 --> 00:08:11,694 Look! It�s a commercial for the ice cream I�ve got here. That�s d�j�-vu, right? 72 00:08:12,054 --> 00:08:14,176 No, it�s not d�j�-vu. 73 00:08:14,948 --> 00:08:18,007 We interrupt for a message from Rutger Oversmart. 74 00:08:19,723 --> 00:08:23,480 Galaxy friends. I promise to straighten up the economy of the universe- 75 00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:29,157 -just like I have made ClownIce the most profitable company in the galaxy. 76 00:08:29,895 --> 00:08:33,335 He makes the ice cream I have here! 77 00:08:33,839 --> 00:08:37,070 That is why you can feel secure with me as your leader. 78 00:08:37,457 --> 00:08:40,320 -That�s d�j�-vu, right? -No, Kenny. It is not. 79 00:08:41,765 --> 00:08:44,035 Quality of life is my motto. 80 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:50,216 -What happened this time? -What happened? He is stuck. 81 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:55,265 -Any witnesses? -No, no one saw or heard anything. 82 00:08:57,251 --> 00:09:00,815 I guess it�s possible he stuck his own head in the toilet. 83 00:09:02,222 --> 00:09:04,332 What are you whining about? 84 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:09,222 It must be nice to pass through the hallway without the limping for once. 85 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:12,918 Be quiet! 86 00:09:14,357 --> 00:09:16,456 This is not a kindergarten. 87 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:18,402 Go on. 88 00:09:29,782 --> 00:09:34,257 This exercise will teach you the basics of space flight. 89 00:09:35,457 --> 00:09:38,018 To the far right you have the speedometer. 90 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:44,319 The stick to your left is the throttle. In the middle is the control stick. 91 00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:52,081 Put your right hand on the control stick and your left hand on the throttle. 92 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:56,805 Six! Six! One can go drifting with these. 93 00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:01,369 All sticks and levers are mockups and does not work- 94 00:10:01,765 --> 00:10:05,527 -except the red lever here. 95 00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:09,087 Do NOT touch it. 96 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:12,467 It says something here. "...touch"... 97 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:15,649 "...touch"... "Drifting", that�s what it says. 98 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:21,089 It is very important- 99 00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:25,110 -to keep your distance to avoid collisions. 100 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:33,356 -Ischlo pischlo! -But... 101 00:10:35,398 --> 00:10:36,564 But... 102 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,470 Try to swim like a dog. 103 00:10:50,676 --> 00:10:52,876 Like a dog. Bow-wow. 104 00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:56,424 -Bow-wow. Bow-wow. -No more help, please. 105 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:12,354 This is where we produce more than one million ice creams every week. 106 00:11:12,703 --> 00:11:15,865 Rutger Oversmart, the company founder said: 107 00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:20,290 "Everyone who wants ice cream should be able to buy our ice cream." 108 00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:23,382 Let�s go to the ice crusher. 109 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:35,314 Rutger! 110 00:11:36,089 --> 00:11:39,252 Excuse me. I�m sorry to bother you. 111 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:44,074 I want to talk about two things. Krister is retiring this Friday. 112 00:11:45,196 --> 00:11:47,950 I think we all can chip in for a cuckoo clock. 113 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:51,625 -Do you want me to die? Do you? -No. 114 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:56,126 I know you are looking for emperor Zings crystal so that you can get a healthy body- 115 00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:59,333 -run for presidency and rule the galaxy. 116 00:11:59,778 --> 00:12:03,556 But it feels like the spirit of our community is not a priority. 117 00:12:04,086 --> 00:12:08,780 If you want to remain a part of this community- 118 00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:13,538 -you better have something more interesting to tell me! 119 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:18,326 We have found a concrete structure in sector 24. 120 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,251 It may be Zings old bunker. 121 00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:35,894 Wollie bollie. 122 00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:41,413 I won these golden scissors in a cutting contest. Top of the line. 123 00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:45,757 -Is it Lenny the hairdresser? -Is it Kenny the student? 124 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,383 -Yeah, but you. -Yeah, but you. 125 00:12:55,549 --> 00:12:59,651 Can you cut my nails? And a paper into two or three pieces? 126 00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:03,250 Can I borrow your Hairminator? 127 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:06,793 Oh, that�s right. You haven�t got one. You have not graduated yet. 128 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:10,619 Do you comb hair top to bottom, or bottom to top? 129 00:13:11,079 --> 00:13:12,955 Bottom to top. 130 00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:16,425 Ischlo pischlo! 131 00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:26,589 -Ischlo pischlo. Can you do this? -Yes. 132 00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:30,253 Can you do this? 133 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:36,712 Can you do this? 134 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,800 -Mom, Kenny is eating the shampoo. -No I�m not. 135 00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:49,086 Mom! 136 00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:52,027 Kenny, my little friend. 137 00:13:52,294 --> 00:13:56,180 -I need to borrow more money. -No more. You will have to be a hairdresser. 138 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:59,525 -Exactly, I need to be a galactic hero. -I know. What did you say? 139 00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:01,197 -What? -What? 140 00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:06,776 -I know. You can be a hairdresser. -Exactly. I need to be a galactic hero. 141 00:14:09,254 --> 00:14:11,668 -What? -No more money. It�s over. 142 00:14:12,608 --> 00:14:14,888 -You can be a hairdresser. -Ischlo pischlo. 143 00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,224 -Come on! -We will get you! 144 00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,292 Pontus. 145 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:02,430 Pontus. 146 00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:07,999 Come out and play. 147 00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:17,249 Pontus, come out and play. 148 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:47,307 Come here. This way. 149 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,242 Well, here is no crystal. 150 00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:57,267 Poor Rutger, looking for so long. 151 00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:59,865 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 152 00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:25,837 A light is lit here. Shall I press the button? 153 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,150 Shall I press the button? 154 00:17:35,015 --> 00:17:38,190 The crystal is fitted with a tracking device. 155 00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:42,727 It can be traced no matter where it is. 156 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:50,996 -What the hell are you doing?! -I pressed the button. 157 00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,725 It is on the planet Earth. 158 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:22,225 Form an expedition and get the crystal at once. 159 00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:36,088 Pontus, me and dad is going to perform magic on a trailer convention in Bulgaria. 160 00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:40,028 If the food is gone you can find apples in the neighbors� yard. 161 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,469 -And don�t trash anything. Bye! -Ok. 162 00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:38,954 It�s time for your final exams. 163 00:19:39,339 --> 00:19:44,326 4000 points to be Captain. 2000 points to be Sergeant. 164 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:48,039 Minimum to pass graduation is 1000 points. 165 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:56,909 These are your missions: Save the universe 8000p Capture super villain 4000p Ticket speeders 50p 166 00:19:57,173 --> 00:20:00,387 You have 48 hours. Wollie bollie. 167 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,244 Wollie bollie! Listen, something came up... 168 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,659 How many speeders do I have to ticket to not be a hairdresser? 169 00:20:09,157 --> 00:20:12,319 You can try to divide 1000 by 50. 170 00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:19,430 If you can�t do that... then you are not hero material. 171 00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:25,149 Oh, thanks. He said I am a hero. 172 00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:38,645 Waiting out here... 173 00:20:50,897 --> 00:20:51,897 That�s really fast. 174 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,897 It�s a Galactic Hero. Go, Andreas. 175 00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:42,487 -You were going a bit fast there. -No, it wasn�t me. 176 00:21:42,998 --> 00:21:47,101 Show me your flying certificate and the important papers in the glove box. 177 00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:51,019 Andreas, we have to get away. Go! 178 00:21:52,996 --> 00:21:53,996 *Wanted* 179 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:56,761 I don�t have to be a hairdresser. 180 00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:01,752 Guess what? You are really wanted. 181 00:22:09,553 --> 00:22:11,515 No, not the black hole. 182 00:22:19,035 --> 00:22:21,091 Not good. Not good. 183 00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:58,074 Hi, Miranda. My name is Pontus. You are good at rounders, so am I. 184 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:00,605 Let�s play some rounders some day. 185 00:23:01,229 --> 00:23:03,945 It seems like you didn�t understand me before. 186 00:23:04,497 --> 00:23:07,713 I told you to stay away from... 187 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:40,864 Hello, Miranda. I�m Pontus. How about playing rounders some day? 188 00:23:41,384 --> 00:23:44,020 We can do whatever you want to. 189 00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:47,772 Oops. 190 00:23:52,836 --> 00:23:53,836 Pontus! 191 00:23:55,926 --> 00:23:59,710 Do you have to make my life a living hell every day? 192 00:24:01,971 --> 00:24:06,021 You limp around looking miserable. Do you have to destroy things too? 193 00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:08,401 Mommy! 194 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:14,566 Gary? Gary, my baby boy. 195 00:24:16,301 --> 00:24:17,301 Gary? 196 00:24:19,552 --> 00:24:20,552 I�m sorry. 197 00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:36,690 Welcome to Magma Tech Sweden. 198 00:24:37,082 --> 00:24:41,015 You will see the first "Magma"-drill- 199 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:43,226 -the future source for all energy needs. 200 00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:52,978 Many people think this is the site for secret military projects- 201 00:24:53,306 --> 00:24:57,253 -but that is nothing more than rumors spread by people with vivid imagination. 202 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:42,848 -Who are you? -What? 203 00:25:43,473 --> 00:25:47,127 Wollie bollie. Kenny Starfighter. Galactic Hero-student. 204 00:25:47,769 --> 00:25:51,509 Well, now it looks more like hairdresser. I think. Maybe. 205 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:56,152 -What have you done to my room? -It was Sudoko. 206 00:25:56,476 --> 00:26:00,672 He told me there was nothing in the black hole. But that wall was there. 207 00:26:02,472 --> 00:26:06,082 -By the way, where am I? -Harebell road number 6. 208 00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:09,669 -What? -Harebell road number 6. 209 00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:15,894 -That means nothing to me. -In Forserum. 210 00:26:16,254 --> 00:26:21,081 -The planet Forserum? -No, we live on the planet Earth. 211 00:26:24,478 --> 00:26:29,086 -Memorymatic, information about planet Earth. -Low power. Please charge battery. 212 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:32,741 -No, I will not charge it. Tell me. -Please charge battery. 213 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:39,051 Don�t get one of these boxes. It only says "charge battery". 214 00:26:39,743 --> 00:26:43,222 -Maybe you should charge it then. -Don�t you start too. Charge, charge. 215 00:26:43,694 --> 00:26:47,901 I refuse to charge it while everyone is telling me to. MAYBE when no one tells me. 216 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:55,703 -Are you from another planet? -I am from the planet Mylta. 217 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:59,890 Traveled through the black hole. Can you help me put my spaceship together? 218 00:27:11,045 --> 00:27:13,720 -Did everything go as planned? -It was a bumpy atmosphere entry. 219 00:27:14,497 --> 00:27:16,838 But it seems like a pleasant planet. 220 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:21,660 They had miniature golf, cows, power plants and horses. 221 00:27:24,222 --> 00:27:27,239 Perhaps you don�t care about the journey. 222 00:27:33,704 --> 00:27:37,690 -Is something wrong? -The crystal has no power. 223 00:27:38,362 --> 00:27:42,963 It is empty. I was looking forward to a new magnificent body- 224 00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:49,175 -be able to do things myself. Without incompetent helpers! 225 00:27:50,152 --> 00:27:54,828 Is it just your looks and you body that stops you from achieving your goals? 226 00:27:56,528 --> 00:27:59,508 Actually, you can be rather grumpy and even unpleasant. 227 00:28:00,654 --> 00:28:02,461 Yes, you are right. 228 00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:07,156 I will have to solve my physical shortcomings some other way. 229 00:28:07,361 --> 00:28:09,898 Thank you for trying. Many thanks. 230 00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:13,663 It�s unusual for you to be so nice. I�m glad. 231 00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:17,472 Not at all. I am very pleased with you. 232 00:28:17,939 --> 00:28:21,923 Can you go to ice crusher 2? There is something wrong with it. 233 00:28:22,312 --> 00:28:25,389 Please crawl inside to see what�s wrong. 234 00:28:27,171 --> 00:28:28,436 Will do. 235 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:37,520 I�m sure it�s a switch. Or a fuse. 236 00:28:47,553 --> 00:28:51,300 Magma Tech Sweden has the energy you need for your invention. 237 00:28:52,337 --> 00:28:54,745 Good. One more thing... 238 00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:59,442 Get me the toughest and most dangerous super villains- 239 00:28:58,959 --> 00:29:02,585 -in the entire galaxy for a job interview 240 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,177 With huge honor! 241 00:29:07,402 --> 00:29:10,686 My apologies. I mean... will do. 242 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:20,113 My parents wants me to be a hairdresser if I don�t graduate. 243 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,521 -That�s tough on me, right? -Yes. 244 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:31,246 -Do you have rotten parents? -We don�t talk much. They fight a lot. 245 00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:34,527 -What? -They fight a lot. 246 00:29:37,283 --> 00:29:41,205 -Where is this supposed to be? -On the side. 247 00:29:43,636 --> 00:29:46,513 -I found something yesterday. -I know. 248 00:29:47,242 --> 00:29:51,498 Do you? It was like a pod with a glowing thing in it. 249 00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:53,342 Yes. 250 00:29:54,548 --> 00:29:58,604 Do you know someone who knows about spaceships? Or someone smart? 251 00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:11,325 Is that all you can do? 252 00:30:12,222 --> 00:30:14,212 -Knock over a mango? -Yepp. 253 00:30:14,871 --> 00:30:18,327 -Don�t call us. -We�ll call you. 254 00:30:18,837 --> 00:30:19,837 Next! 255 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:23,947 Captain Chaos! 256 00:30:24,771 --> 00:30:29,310 That�s right. I make my victims go mad. Let me demonstrate. 257 00:30:35,226 --> 00:30:36,984 -No -But wait. 258 00:30:40,811 --> 00:30:42,885 Look at that. It was only a mirage. 259 00:30:43,161 --> 00:30:49,245 Luckily I didn�t produce three, four, up to 50 different plants. 260 00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:53,179 -The confusion would make me faint. -Thank you, that�s enough. 261 00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:58,391 But that is only one example. Imagine soap dispensers, toilet brushes. 262 00:30:59,498 --> 00:31:03,640 Endless possibilities. Make a deal today and you�ll get a juicer for free. 263 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:09,000 Ouch! Totally uncalled for. Hit a man with glasses. How mature. 264 00:31:13,203 --> 00:31:16,125 The Bounty hunters Association presents : 265 00:31:25,465 --> 00:31:28,739 Earth, Wind and Fire! 266 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:34,867 You�re hired. 267 00:31:35,773 --> 00:31:39,490 This little boy from Earth has taken something of mine. 268 00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:45,070 You have every right to use any violence necessary- 269 00:31:45,524 --> 00:31:48,518 -but you must bring him to me alive. 270 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,220 I will see you downstairs. 271 00:31:58,158 --> 00:32:01,516 -Do you know anyone smart? -Yes, this one girl: Miranda. 272 00:32:02,346 --> 00:32:06,484 She�s smarter than all the teachers. But I can�t talk to her. 273 00:32:07,168 --> 00:32:12,720 Good, there�s someone smart but I cannot talk to her. Good information. 274 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,427 You can talk to her. But I can�t. 275 00:32:16,877 --> 00:32:18,597 -Are you in love? -No? 276 00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:22,521 Don�t fall in love. Never ever do that. 277 00:32:23,255 --> 00:32:26,930 -She�s mad at me. -That�s right. That�s what girls are like. 278 00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:30,739 They are either mad or in love. Or maybe it was the other way around. 279 00:32:32,695 --> 00:32:34,677 -Hey, guess what... -What? 280 00:32:34,846 --> 00:32:37,548 I can teach you all about girls. It�s really easy. 281 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:40,130 -Are you rich? -No. 282 00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:42,270 -Are you famous? -No. 283 00:32:42,718 --> 00:32:45,212 -Well then, do you have a record deal? -No. 284 00:32:46,127 --> 00:32:49,020 You could have told me that. This is going to be really tough. 285 00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:50,177 Really tough! 286 00:32:55,697 --> 00:32:56,697 Miranda? 287 00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:05,417 -Nice to see you again. Last time was so nice. -She seems really nice. 288 00:33:06,802 --> 00:33:11,082 I am really sorry about that. But I brought someone I think you�ll find interesting. 289 00:33:13,857 --> 00:33:16,001 Wollie bollie. 290 00:33:16,816 --> 00:33:18,492 Your turn. 291 00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:25,033 -Kenny crashed into my room. -No I didn�t. I just made a hard landing. 292 00:33:26,742 --> 00:33:30,460 He says he is from a another planet. 293 00:33:30,616 --> 00:33:34,917 -Yes. I am from the planet Mylta. -You are not from another planet. 294 00:33:35,269 --> 00:33:38,972 -Yes I am. -No. 295 00:33:39,282 --> 00:33:41,225 -Yes! -No! 296 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,569 Look at this. 297 00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:49,073 I look really cool. He doesn�t. So I am from another planet. 298 00:33:49,906 --> 00:33:53,533 -Do you really expect me to believe that? -Yes please, and then we can address the problem. 299 00:33:53,721 --> 00:33:58,613 -I don�t want to be a hairdresser. -Ok. What do you want to be then? 300 00:33:59,969 --> 00:34:03,789 Galactic Hero of course. But I don�t even know how to get home. 301 00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:06,592 -Try Google maps. -I know. 302 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:18,875 -Do you believe him? What do you want? -I figured... like... 303 00:34:19,046 --> 00:34:23,290 You are interested in space so maybe this would be interesting. 304 00:34:23,807 --> 00:34:27,530 That would take your mind of your model that I destroyed. 305 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:30,398 Think of my problems instead. 306 00:34:33,785 --> 00:34:35,456 Look, a lady! 307 00:34:51,621 --> 00:34:53,912 -Isn�t it Pontus? -Oops. 308 00:35:00,454 --> 00:35:01,454 Ischlo pischlo! 309 00:35:28,238 --> 00:35:31,247 Ouch, ouch, ouch. Right on the lump between my butt cheeks. 310 00:36:05,575 --> 00:36:07,648 -What the hell is going on? -Bounty hunters. 311 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,096 They are like regular hunters but they hunt for a bounty. 312 00:36:11,096 --> 00:36:14,751 -We know what bounty hunters are. -Excuse me for explaining then. 313 00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:23,963 Oops. 314 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,832 Faster! Faster! Faster! 315 00:36:44,531 --> 00:36:48,046 Mr. Smart. We have located the boy. He is with a Galactic Hero. 316 00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:52,676 Then you can track his Memorymatic. It has an old tracking device- 317 00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:57,917 -that transmits on channel 29. But I guess you knew that. 318 00:38:24,730 --> 00:38:26,306 I ran out of fuel. 319 00:38:31,755 --> 00:38:32,755 Mad. 320 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,151 -What�s the matter? -Don�t move. 321 00:38:57,672 --> 00:39:00,916 -Does it hurt? -No. What is it? 322 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:03,026 Let me look. Let me look. 323 00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,429 What is it? 324 00:39:10,746 --> 00:39:12,483 Am I bleeding? 325 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,783 No. It�s nothing. 326 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:40,919 You can see your house from here. See? Over there. 327 00:39:42,539 --> 00:39:46,071 -You live across town, right? -Yes. 328 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,479 Did your parents let lose a lot of rabbits at school last week? 329 00:39:52,013 --> 00:39:56,070 -They are part-time magicians. -Cool. 330 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,321 -What are they doing the rest of the time? -They only work part-time. 331 00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:14,165 My parents are planning my schedule for the week right now. 332 00:40:14,816 --> 00:40:18,024 -Do you want to go home? -No. 333 00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:20,682 They plan my entire life. 334 00:40:21,135 --> 00:40:24,297 When to wake up, what to wear, eat, drink, when to go outside. 335 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,971 It always seems like you have it real nice. 336 00:40:29,821 --> 00:40:32,374 You eat cinnamon buns, have kitchen chairs... 337 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:34,749 Are you spying on me? 338 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,370 No, not spying. 339 00:40:38,664 --> 00:40:43,040 Sometimes I can feel the smell of cinnamon buns... and think... 340 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:46,940 Ice cream... 341 00:40:49,328 --> 00:40:51,306 Hairdresser... Ice cream... 342 00:40:57,469 --> 00:41:00,582 -Are you alive? Didn�t you die? -I have been trying to tell you. 343 00:41:01,586 --> 00:41:05,824 I found a glowing stone. I am different since I touched it. 344 00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,879 It must have been a magic space stone or something. 345 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,645 -What? -A magic space stone. 346 00:41:12,618 --> 00:41:15,436 -Was it green and glowing? -Yes. 347 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,668 -You didn�t touch it, right? -Yes 348 00:41:19,161 --> 00:41:21,258 -Not with your fingers, right? -Yes. 349 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:22,481 Ischlo pischlo! 350 00:41:24,091 --> 00:41:28,023 It was nice to meet you. I didn�t pay much attention in class- 351 00:41:28,523 --> 00:41:32,590 but I definitively know that you never should touch emperor Zings crystal. 352 00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:34,614 Why not? 353 00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:40,339 I have no idea. There are limits to how much you can learn, you know. 354 00:41:40,493 --> 00:41:42,040 Where was it? 355 00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:50,733 -It was here yesterday. -It�s just rocks here. Great. 356 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:58,975 Ischlo pischlo. I wish I had a control cabin. 357 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:04,801 -A control cabin? -Then I could call general Sudoko. 358 00:42:04,801 --> 00:42:09,021 I could tell him about the bounty hunters and the crystal and I would get my exam. 359 00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:11,556 But I knocked it into the black hole. 360 00:42:13,093 --> 00:42:16,268 -Can�t it be on Earth, like you? -I doubt it. 361 00:42:17,470 --> 00:42:20,410 Is there no research about the black hole and how it works? 362 00:42:20,759 --> 00:42:25,548 We use ours as a space toilet for trash like garden gnomes and nuclear waste. 363 00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:29,549 Brown hole, regular toilet. Black hole, space toilet. 364 00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:35,528 So it IS a black hole? It can be a wormhole. 365 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:39,363 How fresh. This hole is black. 366 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:47,860 Let�s say it�s a black hole with a oneway event horizon- 367 00:42:48,683 --> 00:42:53,248 -that is not connected to a white hole, according to Einstein-Rosenberger. 368 00:42:53,636 --> 00:42:57,612 -I was just about to say that. -Me too. Einstein and stuff. 369 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,302 I realized that a long time ago but then we went here and... 370 00:43:11,586 --> 00:43:14,876 Kenny, I have calculated the time 371 00:43:15,036 --> 00:43:17,850 -when the control cabin flew into the black hole. 372 00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:22,238 I think it hit Earth somewhere in the ocean next to Mexico. 373 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,970 Wollie bollie. Let�s go there then. 374 00:43:25,784 --> 00:43:28,501 It�s on the other side of the planet. 375 00:43:31,143 --> 00:43:32,143 Ischlo pischlo. 376 00:43:33,976 --> 00:43:37,763 You obviously want me to be a hairdresser. 377 00:43:43,411 --> 00:43:47,060 -Did you adjust for Earth�s rotation? -Exactly, did you do that? 378 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,938 -Oh, I�m so stupid. -Yes, you suck at calculating. 379 00:43:57,147 --> 00:44:02,548 Ok. It crashed 3 kilometers east of where Kenny crashed. 380 00:44:03,256 --> 00:44:05,999 Three kilometers? 381 00:44:08,672 --> 00:44:11,739 -Or? -It�s not that far. 382 00:44:17,256 --> 00:44:20,169 -Are you really going with us? -Why not? 383 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:24,160 -You don�t have to get involved. -I think I already am. 384 00:44:27,045 --> 00:44:28,630 I will protect you. 385 00:44:29,115 --> 00:44:30,925 Are you going to kiss now? I want action. 386 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,898 Or an ice cream. No, action. No, ice cream. No, action. 387 00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:38,113 I want both action and ice cream. 388 00:44:40,331 --> 00:44:42,297 That must be it. 389 00:44:48,706 --> 00:44:52,329 -What do that sign say? -"Animals are fun". 390 00:44:53,385 --> 00:44:55,353 I know. 391 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:06,767 -It�s locked. -We can climb over it. 392 00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:12,252 -It says "Warning! Electrified". -Only the sign, not the fence. 393 00:45:18,002 --> 00:45:22,208 MemoryMatic is now charged. Thank you for using our products. 394 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:25,771 -You�re welcome. -Let go. 395 00:45:26,386 --> 00:45:29,507 I want to but I can�t. 396 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:06,949 -We have traced his MemoryMatic. -How nice. 397 00:46:07,282 --> 00:46:10,836 Give me... the coordinates. Hurry up, get going. 398 00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:15,021 How strong is the boy? I am thinking about calling Water. 399 00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:18,253 Ridiculous. It�s just a boy. 400 00:46:18,758 --> 00:46:21,558 Exactly. You hit the nail on the head. 401 00:46:22,025 --> 00:46:25,365 Oh. I apologize. I mean... right. 402 00:46:25,756 --> 00:46:27,909 What strength do you get from this crystal? 403 00:46:29,436 --> 00:46:32,025 Ok, I admit. 404 00:46:32,436 --> 00:46:36,030 I am sending you to a certain death to boost the boys confidence. 405 00:46:36,725 --> 00:46:39,342 That will make it easier to lure him over to my side. 406 00:46:48,957 --> 00:46:51,158 Let�s proceed to plan B. 407 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:55,854 Hey... 408 00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:01,522 Welcome to MemoryMatic. 409 00:47:02,770 --> 00:47:06,349 This is a code lock. Please enter the code. 410 00:47:07,319 --> 00:47:11,201 We need a code. It says code. We need the code. 411 00:47:20,372 --> 00:47:23,133 You can do it that way, but it is not right. You need the code. 412 00:47:24,815 --> 00:47:29,292 -There must be plenty of scary animals here. -"Animals are fun", that�s what the sign said. 413 00:47:30,937 --> 00:47:34,632 -The sign said "Animal food". -Mr. Know-it-all. 414 00:47:35,216 --> 00:47:38,875 I�ll go first. After all, I am almost a Galactic Hero. 415 00:47:57,198 --> 00:47:59,642 You can go first. 416 00:48:00,081 --> 00:48:02,817 I thought you were "almost a Galactic Hero". 417 00:48:03,771 --> 00:48:07,349 -Someone must cover the rear. -Yes, of course. 418 00:48:16,165 --> 00:48:19,513 -"Androctonus crassicauda". -What�s that? 419 00:48:19,761 --> 00:48:23,415 -I have no idea. A plant maybe. -It means "open the door". 420 00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:26,973 Open it, you who know it all. 421 00:48:33,289 --> 00:48:34,289 Wollie bollie! 422 00:48:44,966 --> 00:48:45,966 Don�t move! 423 00:49:01,057 --> 00:49:04,077 I�ll try to get on top and throw down a rope to you. 424 00:49:10,944 --> 00:49:13,062 Information about scorpions, please. 425 00:49:15,731 --> 00:49:19,471 They bite with their tail. It�s the opposite of a puma or a polar bear. 426 00:49:19,471 --> 00:49:21,448 They bite using their mouth. 427 00:49:22,514 --> 00:49:25,610 -Thanks for the tip. -I know a lot about scorpions. 428 00:49:27,354 --> 00:49:31,225 -No I don�t, I asked the MemoryMatic. -Pontus, wait! 429 00:49:32,548 --> 00:49:35,567 They are everywhere. I must eat them to get anywhere. 430 00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:51,816 That was a leathery thing. 431 00:50:00,793 --> 00:50:01,793 Hello Pontus. 432 00:50:03,144 --> 00:50:06,703 Come in. Have a seat. Eat some cake 433 00:50:11,614 --> 00:50:16,638 Don�t be frightened. What can I do to a big strong boy like you? 434 00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:20,804 -Who are you? -Whoever you want me to. A friend. 435 00:50:22,930 --> 00:50:26,300 A friend that cherish your unique abilities. 436 00:50:30,555 --> 00:50:31,555 Pontus? 437 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,900 You have changed since yesterday, have you not? 438 00:50:38,479 --> 00:50:42,337 Where you happy with yourself before you found the crystal? 439 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:46,496 -What are you talking about? -Listen to me. 440 00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:52,229 Your so called "friend", the hero, wants to neutralize your powers. 441 00:50:53,768 --> 00:50:57,432 He will send for his colleagues who will drag it out of you- 442 00:50:57,908 --> 00:51:01,960 -like if it were a tooth. A healthy tooth. Ouch... 443 00:51:03,779 --> 00:51:06,663 Kenny? No, he got here by mistake. 444 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:11,211 -He just don�t want to be a hairdresser. -Of course he says that. 445 00:51:11,663 --> 00:51:15,501 He can�t tell you the truth. You would not follow him then. 446 00:51:25,746 --> 00:51:26,746 Pontus? 447 00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:35,383 And Miranda... Did she ever talk to you- 448 00:51:35,913 --> 00:51:38,159 -before you got your powers? 449 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,583 -Did she? -Go away. What do you want? 450 00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,884 Think of what I said, Pontus. 451 00:52:18,976 --> 00:52:21,524 Do you want to send a final message? Speak after the beep. 452 00:52:23,838 --> 00:52:27,311 Wollie bollie, this is Kenny. I am on the other side of the black hole. 453 00:52:28,204 --> 00:52:32,200 I have found the crystal. It is here on the other side of the black hole. 454 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,355 Kenny! 455 00:52:42,601 --> 00:52:46,839 Thank you, but it�s not necessary. I have eaten all scorpions, almost. 456 00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:57,035 -Where is Miranda? -I have no idea. 457 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,186 I have sent messages. The Galactic Heroes will come and get me soon. 458 00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:05,924 What will happen when they get here? 459 00:53:06,774 --> 00:53:09,749 I can go home. I don�t have to be a hairdresser. 460 00:53:10,884 --> 00:53:13,603 -Will they take away my powers? -If you like. 461 00:53:13,746 --> 00:53:17,291 -They can do everything. -And if I don�t want them to? 462 00:53:19,536 --> 00:53:22,136 -What? -If I don�t want to lose my powers? 463 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:27,149 Look, there she is. 464 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,729 -Hello? -Wrong tube, general. 465 00:57:17,255 --> 00:57:18,255 Hello? 466 00:57:18,430 --> 00:57:21,659 We have received a message from from control cabin no 7. 467 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:25,575 Wollie bollie. This is Kenny. 468 00:57:26,533 --> 00:57:30,764 I have found the crystal. It is here on the other side of the black hole. 469 00:57:31,253 --> 00:57:35,393 I want to be a captain when I get bet. No, a major. 470 00:57:35,790 --> 00:57:39,050 No, I want to be a general, like Sudoko. 471 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,520 Are you all right? 472 00:58:26,526 --> 00:58:27,526 And they just... 473 00:58:30,992 --> 00:58:31,992 And I just... 474 00:58:38,559 --> 00:58:41,622 Where did they go? Ms Drill, uncle Fan and Mr. Heater? 475 00:58:41,941 --> 00:58:44,133 They are dead. And you did not help. 476 00:58:46,166 --> 00:58:50,784 They were my exam points. You are so fried. First you lose the crystal- 477 00:58:51,938 --> 00:58:56,084 -and then you kill the bounty hunters. Do you WANT me to be a hairdresser? 478 00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:59,579 I am the only one doing the work. You just tag along. 479 00:59:02,169 --> 00:59:05,095 -You are probably better as a hairdresser. -No, I am not. 480 00:59:05,596 --> 00:59:08,448 You misunderstood. This is not a dialogue. 481 00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:12,815 You should be quiet. When were you going to tell us about the Galactic Heroes? 482 00:59:14,345 --> 00:59:16,460 -I don�t understand at all. -You don�t understand anything. 483 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:19,651 You are acting like children. 484 00:59:19,975 --> 00:59:23,811 You, Miranda... One has to have superpowers to talk to you. 485 00:59:24,385 --> 00:59:27,092 Pontus, calm down. Where are you going? 486 00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,831 -Get some ice cream. -Idiot. 487 01:00:03,598 --> 01:00:06,476 You are the speeder. You are wanted for speeding. 488 01:00:17,411 --> 01:00:21,708 She admires you now that you defeated the three monsters, doesn�t she? 489 01:00:23,817 --> 01:00:27,918 I know. She looks at your beautiful body with lust. 490 01:00:28,753 --> 01:00:30,913 Am I correct? 491 01:00:31,527 --> 01:00:33,897 Listen to me, Pontus. 492 01:00:35,427 --> 01:00:38,905 You are about to let the Galactic Heroes take everything away from you. 493 01:00:39,355 --> 01:00:43,462 You will once again be a limping, half-blind, bully victim. 494 01:00:47,942 --> 01:00:50,012 Pontus, what are you doing? 495 01:00:51,823 --> 01:00:55,970 Follow me. I will make sure you will keep your powers. 496 01:01:16,645 --> 01:01:17,645 Pontus! 497 01:01:32,964 --> 01:01:35,633 -Kenny! -Wollie bollie. 498 01:01:36,082 --> 01:01:40,031 I found the speeder. I will be a Hero after all. 499 01:01:40,287 --> 01:01:45,377 Kenny, Pontus left with some scary old man. 500 01:01:45,377 --> 01:01:48,806 -Maybe he found a new friend. -Of course not. 501 01:01:50,761 --> 01:01:53,035 This is my new friend. 1000 point friend. 502 01:01:53,988 --> 01:01:56,368 Don�t you understand? Someone took him away. 503 01:01:57,284 --> 01:02:00,318 I found the speeder. I have sent the emergency signal. 504 01:02:00,866 --> 01:02:03,950 The Galactic Heroes are coming. I�ll wait here. 505 01:02:04,894 --> 01:02:08,122 -What about Pontus? -He told me to be quiet. 506 01:02:09,196 --> 01:02:11,881 Something is wrong. Pontus has delusions- 507 01:02:12,343 --> 01:02:16,294 -and leaves with a scary old man on a flying disc. 508 01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:18,912 -Pontus is mean. -No. 509 01:02:20,056 --> 01:02:22,587 -No, he is changed. -He is mean. 510 01:02:25,066 --> 01:02:27,073 What kind of hero are you? 511 01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:42,196 Ischlo pischlo. Ok, I guess I have to be a hairdresser then. 512 01:02:42,910 --> 01:02:45,517 I�m not doing it for Pontus. I�m doing it for my mother. 513 01:02:52,842 --> 01:02:56,874 Scary man on a flying disc? Let�s fly around and have a look. 514 01:03:03,151 --> 01:03:06,478 Why don�t we just check the flight log? 515 01:03:06,677 --> 01:03:10,183 If we step it backwards we will find out where the ship came from. 516 01:03:11,136 --> 01:03:14,482 No good. Let�s do like this instead. 517 01:03:14,674 --> 01:03:19,027 We�ll backtrack the flight log. That will tell us where the ship came from. 518 01:03:20,408 --> 01:03:23,607 Of course. Absolutely. Do that. Go. 519 01:03:29,911 --> 01:03:32,794 Go left. No, the other left. 520 01:03:33,847 --> 01:03:36,449 -Go right. -Where am I going? 521 01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:48,493 Terminus. Please disembark the vehicle. 522 01:03:54,185 --> 01:03:58,820 Hello Pontus. Nice to meet you. 523 01:03:59,441 --> 01:04:02,073 You look healthy and happy. 524 01:04:02,874 --> 01:04:06,356 Have a seat. Please sit in the power keeper. 525 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:13,248 Guess what? The power will be yours forever. 526 01:04:15,468 --> 01:04:18,691 Yes, I know what you are thinking. Correct. 527 01:04:19,204 --> 01:04:23,319 I wouldn�t trust a complete stranger either. 528 01:04:24,568 --> 01:04:27,508 Especially not someone who looks like me. 529 01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:32,365 Pitiful, miserable... 530 01:04:33,102 --> 01:04:35,525 ... deformed and ugly. 531 01:04:37,283 --> 01:04:40,181 An ugly man in a wheelchair. 532 01:04:42,187 --> 01:04:45,809 -That�s not what I was thinking. -I built all of this just for you. 533 01:04:46,463 --> 01:04:50,249 But I understand if you have doubts. 534 01:04:50,961 --> 01:04:52,496 What have you done? 535 01:04:52,907 --> 01:04:57,345 It�s really nice, but maybe I should talk to Miranda before... 536 01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:06,834 Nice, nice. 537 01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:13,414 Is there anything more disgusting than thievish little boys? 538 01:05:14,256 --> 01:05:17,084 It was a rhetorical question. The answer is no. 539 01:05:17,741 --> 01:05:21,856 You shouldn�t have touched the crystal, Pontus. 540 01:05:23,167 --> 01:05:26,637 In a very short time I had to construct- 541 01:05:27,015 --> 01:05:30,194 -this crystal power extractor. 542 01:05:31,307 --> 01:05:34,773 I had to do it here where there is a power source- 543 01:05:35,024 --> 01:05:40,103 -with enough power to run my quite brilliant invention. 544 01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:46,663 Soon, my little friend,- 545 01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:50,794 -the powers will be sucked out of you- 546 01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:53,610 -and be returned into the crystal. 547 01:06:01,770 --> 01:06:04,991 I am afraid it�s going to hurt a lot, Pontus. 548 01:06:06,372 --> 01:06:10,218 Prepare to experience what it would feel like if your skeleton- 549 01:06:10,409 --> 01:06:14,110 -slowly was pulled out of you nostrils. 550 01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:15,441 Ouch. 551 01:06:19,739 --> 01:06:24,278 Welcome to Magma Tech Sweden. The Magma drill is heated. 552 01:06:25,531 --> 01:06:28,340 Contact in 60 seconds. 553 01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:32,902 Soon I will be tall, handsome and strong. 554 01:06:33,912 --> 01:06:37,577 And you will be gone and deceased and... 555 01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:39,203 Dead? 556 01:06:40,124 --> 01:06:41,124 -Go to hell! 557 01:06:41,462 --> 01:06:43,762 Contact in 50 seconds. 558 01:06:43,943 --> 01:06:46,249 -Goodbye. -Take care. 559 01:06:49,503 --> 01:06:51,749 -Go left again. -Where are we going? 560 01:06:52,807 --> 01:06:56,855 I can by myself. I can do everything. Where am I going? 561 01:06:57,039 --> 01:07:00,423 Do you have to go backwards? Why not just turn the ship around? 562 01:07:00,788 --> 01:07:04,352 I have to think reversed then. That will make me all dizzy. 563 01:07:04,848 --> 01:07:07,238 You just have to follow the flight log. 564 01:07:07,521 --> 01:07:08,957 You drive then. 565 01:07:11,155 --> 01:07:14,478 -What did you do? -I am going to have another ice cream. 566 01:07:18,110 --> 01:07:21,194 -Shall I press the red button? -No, red button are dangerous. 567 01:07:34,613 --> 01:07:37,730 -What did you do? -I pressed the red button. 568 01:07:38,301 --> 01:07:41,276 -It said "Emergency landing". -Oh, I see. 569 01:07:41,566 --> 01:07:44,656 That�s one way to do it, but it isn�t right. 570 01:07:45,381 --> 01:07:47,933 Contact in 10 seconds. 571 01:07:48,525 --> 01:07:50,473 Nine, eight- 572 01:07:50,781 --> 01:07:53,280 -seven, six, five- 573 01:07:53,483 --> 01:07:55,602 -four, three- 574 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:57,731 -two, one. 575 01:07:58,262 --> 01:07:59,701 Contact. 576 01:08:04,143 --> 01:08:06,292 -Pontus. -Take care of him. 577 01:08:09,304 --> 01:08:10,910 Help me. 578 01:08:34,971 --> 01:08:38,769 -Don�t shoot us. -Do you see him with the giant head? 579 01:08:39,759 --> 01:08:42,099 -He is the brain behind all of this. 580 01:08:52,324 --> 01:08:56,906 You are the ice cream man, right? I saw you on TV. That�s d�j�-vu, right? 581 01:08:57,403 --> 01:09:00,428 -No, it isn�t. -You don�t have to be so angry. 582 01:09:00,794 --> 01:09:04,583 Ok, it IS d�j�-vu. Are you happy now? 583 01:09:14,421 --> 01:09:16,750 Warning. Overheating. 584 01:09:17,668 --> 01:09:21,395 -Wollie bollie. -What are you doing here? 585 01:09:21,539 --> 01:09:25,422 Please connect the cooling system to avoid an earthquake. 586 01:09:27,483 --> 01:09:31,356 High risk of earthquake. Connect the cooling system. 587 01:09:31,964 --> 01:09:36,027 I hope this isn�t a bad time. I didn�t get to finish my presentation. 588 01:09:36,349 --> 01:09:40,366 I would really like to show you more advantages with the chaos gun. 589 01:09:43,723 --> 01:09:47,118 -Do you call this chaos? -Wollie bollie! 590 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:50,555 Earlier it was two plants, now it�s two idiots. 591 01:09:51,209 --> 01:09:53,354 -My name is Kenny. -Mine too. 592 01:09:53,636 --> 01:09:56,555 -Can you two idiots be quiet? -What? 593 01:10:00,378 --> 01:10:03,109 -Nice hairstyle. -Just like you. 594 01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:06,928 -I must ask, is it all natural? -Yes, just like yours. 595 01:10:07,247 --> 01:10:09,403 It�s too bad I can�t look at my own hair. 596 01:10:09,403 --> 01:10:13,038 If all my hair was in my face I would be able to see it. 597 01:10:13,832 --> 01:10:17,543 -Wollie bollie, that was really smart. -Can you to be quiet? Shut up! 598 01:10:19,162 --> 01:10:22,779 You are irritated. That�s my thing. Chaos! 599 01:10:23,377 --> 01:10:25,399 Where did the nice guy go? 600 01:10:28,376 --> 01:10:29,872 *WARNING* *EARTHQUAKE* 601 01:10:32,935 --> 01:10:35,796 Kenny! He is dying! 602 01:10:37,534 --> 01:10:39,710 -Do something! -What? 603 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:43,909 -Remove the crystal! -No one touches the crystal! 604 01:10:44,487 --> 01:10:47,661 -I know, I know. -Take the crystal! 605 01:10:55,395 --> 01:10:56,395 No! 606 01:10:58,285 --> 01:11:01,385 Do you remember what happens if I pull the trigger a little longer? 607 01:11:03,306 --> 01:11:06,974 -Noo...! -It will be chaos! Chaos! 608 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:21,813 Take the crystal before he does! 609 01:11:37,593 --> 01:11:39,605 Excuse me. I need that. 610 01:11:56,349 --> 01:11:57,349 Therma berma! 611 01:11:58,059 --> 01:12:00,721 Warning! Unknown object! 612 01:12:01,216 --> 01:12:03,365 To the handicap entrance. 613 01:12:05,930 --> 01:12:09,720 Mirris. I touched the crystal. I feel a little different. 614 01:12:10,394 --> 01:12:14,618 Pontus developed muscles. I think I developed brain cells. 615 01:12:24,249 --> 01:12:28,972 Earthquake imminent. Volcanic eruption probable. 616 01:12:30,469 --> 01:12:34,578 Please evacuate the building. Hot tip, evacuate the building. 617 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:37,435 Volcanic eruption is imminent. 618 01:12:39,295 --> 01:12:41,657 I�m feeling hot, hot, hot. 619 01:12:42,194 --> 01:12:46,160 The soup is cooking. I will try to stop the eruption. 620 01:12:48,043 --> 01:12:50,173 I hope the two of you realize the severity of the situation- 621 01:12:50,860 --> 01:12:53,077 -and say what you think to each other. 622 01:12:55,367 --> 01:12:58,524 That�s why I don�t just say wollie, but also quite a lot of bollie. 623 01:12:59,543 --> 01:13:01,775 Hot tip: Evacuate the building. 624 01:13:03,659 --> 01:13:06,833 Warning. Volcano eruption. Please evacuate. 625 01:13:18,647 --> 01:13:21,165 If we don�t make it... I want you to know... 626 01:13:42,564 --> 01:13:46,554 I am looking for Kenny Starfighter. Average built, mullet... 627 01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:50,840 Retreat! 628 01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:57,124 -What about Kenny? -Sorry. War means casualties. 629 01:14:26,514 --> 01:14:30,989 Kenny Starfighter, Galaxy Hero... student, has left us. 630 01:14:32,081 --> 01:14:37,504 He should be honored with a silent minute, but I am hungry... ten seconds will do. 631 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:52,577 -What are you doing? -We are doing some mourning. 632 01:14:53,735 --> 01:14:55,673 I�m sorry for you loss. 633 01:14:57,637 --> 01:15:00,034 That�s it. No more peace and quiet. 634 01:15:15,747 --> 01:15:17,240 Oh, that�s nice. 635 01:15:17,492 --> 01:15:19,040 More ice, please. 636 01:15:19,728 --> 01:15:23,544 If you just nudged the crystal your powers will disappear soon enough. 637 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:28,630 -But how did you... -I calculated the power of the eruption. 638 01:15:29,135 --> 01:15:32,660 Added the force of the crystal, subtracted the fat in my butt- 639 01:15:34,216 --> 01:15:38,006 -according to the theory that bacon gets harder the more it fries. 640 01:15:39,192 --> 01:15:42,961 I figured I would land in the ocean but ended up here. Fascinating. 641 01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:46,746 Another fascinating thing. The story that the crystal would disappear- 642 01:15:47,152 --> 01:15:51,213 -when it was flushed down the black hole was a monumental miscalculation. 643 01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:55,837 It makes me think of the saying: "It�s not gone just because you can�t see it. 644 01:15:56,069 --> 01:16:01,336 We have to learn how to manage trash more intelligent in the future. 645 01:16:02,778 --> 01:16:05,976 And the Ice planet who played a significant part in this mess- 646 01:16:06,318 --> 01:16:10,246 -is partially covered in snow and ice cream. I will investigate... Look! 647 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:14,839 He has a small man on his hand. Hilarious. 648 01:16:15,841 --> 01:16:18,256 -What are you thinking about right now? -What? 649 01:16:19,295 --> 01:16:23,002 Yes, he is back again. Unfortunately. 650 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:27,488 Our mission on Earth is over. It�s time to say farewell. 651 01:16:49,145 --> 01:16:51,184 Can I get an extension on my exam? 652 01:16:51,366 --> 01:16:55,060 I captured a criminal, but I had to let him go. Somewhat unfortunate. 653 01:16:55,281 --> 01:16:57,388 -Somewhat unfortunate? -Yes. 654 01:16:57,473 --> 01:17:01,883 You practically erased a city on another planet. 655 01:17:02,620 --> 01:17:06,297 -And you ask for an extension? -What? 656 01:17:06,597 --> 01:17:09,481 -Extension! -Exactly, that would be great. 657 01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:18,496 Sweep, Kenny. The first priority is to keep a clean workplace- 658 01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:21,316 -if you want to be a good hairdresser. 659 01:17:21,655 --> 01:17:25,294 -A haircut costs 50. A shave costs 40. -Well, shave my head then. 660 01:17:27,283 --> 01:17:31,638 Did you hear that? Say things like that if you want to be a hairdresser. 661 01:17:37,070 --> 01:17:40,974 Wollie bollie, general. Shave your head for 40. Uh... 662 01:17:41,189 --> 01:17:43,788 Would you like a pot haircut or maybe a hockeystick? 663 01:17:44,544 --> 01:17:50,190 Kenny, we at the academy is used to think of you as a rectal carbuncle. 664 01:17:50,987 --> 01:17:54,501 -Rectal carbuncle...! -Thank you. 665 01:17:55,635 --> 01:17:57,927 And your provocative low IQ- 666 01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:02,256 -is perceived by both teacher and students as an itching thistle. 667 01:18:02,742 --> 01:18:05,778 -Itching thistle...! -I don�t know what to say... 668 01:18:06,861 --> 01:18:10,950 I have tried to circumvent every paragraph to avoid this- 669 01:18:11,194 --> 01:18:15,079 -but unfortunately, and I emphatically say "unfortunately"... 670 01:18:15,698 --> 01:18:18,625 -Emphatically. -Emphatically. 671 01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:24,213 ...unfortunately realize the fact that you are hereby appointed to Captain. 672 01:18:26,548 --> 01:18:27,548 What? 673 01:18:28,043 --> 01:18:31,154 Captain Kenny Starfighter. 674 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,285 I know. Wollie bollie! I am a Galactic Hero. 675 01:18:35,396 --> 01:18:38,891 -I don�t have to be a hairdresser any more. -Not yet. 676 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:42,842 Mullet, please. And a pot haircut for the small one. 677 01:18:53,980 --> 01:18:54,980 Pontus! 678 01:18:58,014 --> 01:19:01,009 -Are you trying to hide? -What? No. 679 01:19:02,807 --> 01:19:05,516 You destroyed my model. 680 01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:08,458 I think you should help me rebuild it. 681 01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:14,081 We�ll have to spend a lot of time together. 682 01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:17,625 -Isn�t that bad? -Yes, really bad. 683 01:19:19,278 --> 01:19:22,560 -Don�t do that. -What are you doing here? 684 01:19:22,940 --> 01:19:26,160 I�m a Galactic Hero now. Captain actually. 685 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:30,691 -Did you crash here again? -What? Yes. 686 01:19:30,952 --> 01:19:33,452 No. I landed really hard. 687 01:19:36,198 --> 01:19:39,547 And I unfortunately happened to become enemy of those guys. 688 01:19:41,382 --> 01:19:45,242 -What did you do? -I? I didn�t do anything. 689 01:19:45,963 --> 01:19:47,917 I just wanted some ice cream. 690 01:19:54,418 --> 01:19:56,748 Oh. That�s bad. 691 01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:58,580 Run! 692 01:20:18,189 --> 01:20:22,186 Fansubbed 4 Cinemageddon by BaseGbg 693 01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:32,700 Kenny, how do you get your mullet so fluffy? 694 01:20:36,194 --> 01:20:41,672 I use Wavestar from Starfighter Family. Body, bounce and shine. 695 01:20:42,104 --> 01:20:45,683 -What? -Wavestar from Starfighter Family. 696 01:20:48,902 --> 01:20:51,300 -And it taste so good. -I know. 57622

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