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# Hits from the bong #
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# Hits from the bong
From the bong #
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# Hits from the bong
From the bong #
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# Hits from the bong
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up #
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# Come along
and take a hit from the bong #
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# Put the blunt down
just for a second #
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# Don't get me wrong
It's not a new method #
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# Inhale, exhale #
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# Just got an ounce
in the mail #
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# I'd like a blunt
or a big fat cone #
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# But my double-barrel bong
is gettin� me stoned #
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# I'm skillin'
There's water inside
Don't spill it #
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# Hits from the bong #
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# Gonna get high #
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# Hits from the bong
Gonna get high #
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# Let's smoke that bowl
Hit the bong #
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# And then take that finger
off of that hole #
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# Plug it, unplug it
Don't strain #
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I love you, MaryJane
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What the fuck
is your problem?
No dishwee-saya.
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- Me bumbaclot johnson
no workin, see?
- What?
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My raasclot true gashman
and me dick won't stay tick, see?
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I think I got somethin'
for that. Hold on.
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# Ain't what you want, baby #
Girl, wake your ass up.
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# But what you need, baby #
Damn right you ain't sleep.
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# Not what you want, baby #
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# It's what you need, baby#
�Crabs.�
� Bad Breath.�
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# Come back with me, baby
Satisfaction guaranteed #
- � Limp Dick.� Ha!
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Got that dough?
Mm-hmm.
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Will this make my drill sergeant
stand at attention?
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No, but it'll make you
forget your drill sergeant
don't stand at attention.
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Blaze two,
get at me in the mornin'.
Peace!
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Yo, Silas, my brother!
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Oh, shit, Mikey.
Hell, no!
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Come on, Silas.
I need somethin'
to help me out.
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Yeah-- rehab, mouthwash
and a job application.
Jeez!
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I'm startin'
to recognize things.
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That's�cause you comin' down
off a three-month crack binge.
It's called reality, son.
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Later, man.
Wait, Silas!
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You've got anything
for a head wound?
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Man, ain't nothin' wrong
with your head.
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- Aah!
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There is now.
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Fuckin' crackhead.
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- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive!
- What's up, dog?
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What's up, nigga?
What's crackin'?
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Oh, shit. You know.
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Hey, you get my message about
goin' to the Jets game?
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Yo, I wish I could, dog,
but I got this little shorty
comin' through tonight.
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I met her on the Internet--
chickenheads.com.
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This girl is bangin'!
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Yo, we even exchanged
pictures and everything!
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Damn. This look like
your last girlfriend.
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Mm-hmm.
And did your picture
have that nasty...
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Al B. Sure pubic patch
in it, motherfucker?
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This just sprang up.
You know what I think it is?
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It's the mark of Buddha.
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And your haircut game
is fucked up.
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Girlfriend see that,
she gonna shit on you.
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This girl is different.
All she cares about
is Kevin Costner movies.
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I'm gonna let Kev
do the foreplay, right?
Mm-hmm.
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And I figured I could get
somethin' from Garden of Weeden
to make it interesting.
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Costner, huh?
Dances with Wolves.
Mm-hmm.
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Field of Dreams.
That's a corny motherfucker.
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You gonna need some strong shit
just to stay awake.
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You're feelin' me.
You're feelin' me.
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That's a four-hour move
you're makin', motherfucker.
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Whoo! What is this?
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Huh? Get up.
Dog,
you shouldn't have.
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Man, I didn't.
Get outta here with that shit.
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Let me just grab a titty.
Hell, no.
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She wouldn't even know
it was me.
To hell with that.
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Yeah. What you got for me?
Here you go,
right here: the bomb.
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Oh, yeah.
What's this right here?
Aah!
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Whoa!
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Stop touchin' stuff!
When you gonna get
funds for this shit?
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Look right there.
See that right there?
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That's a natural
aphrodisiac right there.
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Come here.
Let me show you some more shit.
Look right there.
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You see that?
Cure for blue balls.
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This ain't shit, all right?
Watch yourself.
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Yeah, well,
your shit is raggedier
than a motherfucker, okay?
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If you took
your head off these ho's
and put it in some books,
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you'd have that lab
you always talked about.
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Half those books
is filled with bullshit,
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the other half lies, all right?
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See what I'm sayin'?
I gotta give Pops his medicine.
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I'm hungrier
than four dudes.
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Hey, I'm hungrier
than five.
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Who is you,
and what's you doin'
in my house, Jack?
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I work for
Porkchops-O-Chunky.
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Whetheryou're black,
or a honky or in-between,
you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
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Man, that's me!
So what's in this stuff?
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Nothin' but pork.
Wow! Right on!
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Why don'tyou
have a bowl--
There you go, man.
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Yo, you scared
to answer your call?
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Porkchops-o-Chunky
Taste real good
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Won't make your bathroom
smell funky, yeah
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You got a opportunity
to do somethin' here...
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that the drug companies
would never do:
What up? Stay up.
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puttin' the power of healin'
in the hands of the common man.
Yeah, whatever.
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What you need to do
is concentrate on gettin'
the power of booty...
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into the hands
of your common ass,
that's what you need to do.
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Don't worry about the Ive.
I got mine comin' tonight.
Hey, Silas.
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Damn, you see
the ass on her?
Shut up, boy.
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Yo, you just remember
to take them THC's, at least
try to get into college,
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workin' in a real lab,
makin' some real money.
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Yeah, okay.
Whatever, man.
If you say so, bro.
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The world is bigger
than Staten Island, dog.
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I'm out.
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Holler at me.
I'll try to.
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What's up, ladies?
Yo, Si.
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If I got hit by a bus tomorrow,
I got your back, dog.
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If anything happened to me
while I jumped out a window...
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and my hair caught on fire,
I got your back, dog.
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If my ex came after me
with a knife and stabbed me,
I got your back!
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Man, you talk
too fuckin' much.
Peace!
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Yo, Silas!
You better take
those college exams!
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Look at Jamal.
He's a good boy, huh?
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Good boy, my ass.
Ask her why I had to cancel
my nail appointment...
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to go and pick him up
in the precinct last week.
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Momma, they lyin'.
They lyin'?
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- They found the weed on you,
didn't they?
- It wasn't mine.
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Then what is this
that I found in your bedroom?
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Hello.
Ma, it is a lamp.
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And this is where
you turn it on now.
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Excuse me?
Head.
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Now, where did I go wrong
with your ass?
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You're gonna have to take
that THC test and get
into a four-year college,
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or I'm just gonna cut you off
from this family.
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Baby, you are the first member
of this family to go to college,
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but six years
at a two-year community college
is not what I had in mind.
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Tell the truth.
Baby, I got a dream...
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that one day I can put
your college diploma...
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here under my Jesus,
who's master of this house,
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next to your brother's
prison-issued
barber certificate...
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and your sister's
weave master degree.
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Now don't disappoint me,
you weed smokin',
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three-day-wearin'
nasty ass.
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Just like your father.
Ma,
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why you always gotta
be talkin' to me like that
in front of company?
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- These bitches ain't nobody.
- Oh!
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- Now go warm me up
some Porkchops-O-Chunky.
- Is that all, Momma?
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- Wash your nasty ass.
- Is that all, Momma?
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I really don't know
what you came here for
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You the man.
Round and round we go
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Consider your bags
outside the door
What's up, baby?
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Oh, hell no!
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I didn't know
you had dreads.
And what is that?
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Brother just got extensions
put in today. They tight, huh?
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Where?
Between your eyes?
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What the hell is that?
It's the mark of Buddha.
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It's the skid mark
of Buddha!
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Looks like he took a dump
in the middle of your face.
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I don't think
this is gonna work out.
Hold on, now!
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Why you doin' this?
I'm in the Field of Dreams
and Dances with Wolves.
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Nigga, you are a wolf.
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Chocolate diva!
Nubian goddess!
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I'm gonna take you off
my buddy list, bitch!
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I hope you get a virus--
you and your computer!
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If you build it, they will come.
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What you mean, � If you
build it, they gonna come�?
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Who's gonna come
to a fuckin' cornfield?
Who gonna cut the grass?
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I know you don't expect me
to sell no peanuts out this, bitch.
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Shit remind me of slavery,
Roots and shit.
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I don't play this, man.
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Hey, what was that?
Annie! Crazy ho!
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Only way I'm comin'
is if you got some females
and some chronic.
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Then we all gonna be comin'.
That voice just now,
what was it?
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- We didn't hear anything.
- You got some nice titties,
dog. Word.
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What titties? What?
Okay, you must've heard that.
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It's a good baseball field, Ray.
It's kinda pretty, isn�t it?
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Uh, yeah.
Told you.
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Did not. No, you did not.
You been busy plowin� my corn.
Did.
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Fire
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Mark of Buddha, my ass.
Look at you now-- dead, ashes.
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Damn, Ivory.
After all these years
of blazin',
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who would've thought
the last thing to wind up
smokin' would be your ass?
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I'm gonna miss you, dog,
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and I'm gonna
be thinkin' about you
while I'm taking them THC's.
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And ifyou're really my boy,
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you'll make sure I pass
that motherfucker, ya heard?
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Thanks, Pops. Matter of
fact, what's up with that little--
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Can I get a little--
Never mind. Forget it.
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Rude-ass motherfucker.
Stingy bastard!
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Shit.
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� Early Girl.�
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Ooh, Ivory!
My, how you've grown!
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Wow!
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Damn, Ivory!
I had no idea you could
stink so good, nigga!
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Jeez!
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Oh, hey, man,
get that car fixed, yo.
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Bumbaclot, boy!
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Cisco Kid
was a friend of mine
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Man, get the fuck
outta here, man!
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Look at this little-ass
bag of fuckin' weed!
Cisco Kid
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Yes, Lord.
Ooh, damn!
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He drink whiskey
Pancho drink the wine
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh, shit!
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My weed!
Oh! Oh!
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No cigar? No!
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Fuck! Fuck!
Bitch! Fuck! Fuck!
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Bitch! Fuck!
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To think that jammin'
was a thing of the--
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Got blunt?
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Got weed?
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Man, that shit smell
good as hell, dog.
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I'm Jamal.
Peace. Silas.
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Say, you tryin' to
get somethin' to bring them
nerves down too, huh, bro?
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Yeah, I figure if I study high,
take the test high, get high scores.
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Right?
Right.
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Right.
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Look at that car.
Is it on fire?
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Hit that, son.
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This is the shit.
That shit is called Ivory.
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It's the shit.
That's the Ivory.
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Goddamn!
That is the shit.
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Hey, y'all
pass that, kid?
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I just gave it to
the guy in the back, man.
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Guy in the back?
What the fuck are you--
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What's up, dog?
That's Ivory.
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00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,600
No, that's the Ivory, bro.
227
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,500
Damn.
Ivory! Holy shit!
228
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:48,500
You got to be kiddin' me!
Yo, yo, you, Silas!
Chill out! Silas!
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00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,500
Word!
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00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,800
What the fuck is goin' on?
Ain't you supposed to be dead?
231
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:57,000
I am dead,
but this is what happens
when you smoke your boy.
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00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,800
Holy shit!
Man, let me try that!
Silas, relax.
233
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,300
Can we talk about
this in your car?
234
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,200
Can we talk about
this in your car?
235
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,300
Look. I know how you can
get hi gh scores.
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00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,300
I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost,
ghost, ghost, ghost.
237
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,300
Don't touch me, man.
It's me, dog.
238
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,500
What are you doin'?
You just runnin' the streets,
fuckin' with the livin'?
239
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,700
No, bro.
I'm just here for you.
240
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,300
But you gotta understand
people can only see me
when they smoke me.
241
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,800
I got all the answers.
I can consult with people.
242
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,900
Socrates, Nietzsche--
even the old dude
who made up this test.
243
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,900
That's bullshit.
I bullshit you not.
244
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,100
I told you I have your back,
even if I got hit by a bus.
245
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,400
Your ass didn't
even get hit by a bus.
246
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,200
I made it!
I can't feel my legs,
but I'm alive!
247
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,900
-
-
248
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,900
- And you predicted that shit?
- Yeah.
249
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,500
What are you doin' here?
You gonna hook me up
with a chick...
250
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,600
with no gag reflex
or some shit like that?
251
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,800
Even better. I'm gonna
be in there with you.
252
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,500
By the time I'm done with you,
every college in the country
will be knockin' at your door.
253
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,900
Ow! Shit!
Man, I must not
be high enough, man.
254
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,400
- He a ghost, man.
- Cool. That explains everything.
255
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,800
I'm up here tryin' to put
my fuckin' hand through the--
256
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,400
We've never had anybody,
let alone two people,
get a perfect score.
257
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:35,200
We either have
a one-in-six-billion
phenomenon or a cheat.
258
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,200
Damn!
But it would have been
impossible...
259
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:41,200
for either of you to cheat,
you had two totally different
versions of the test.
260
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:46,200
Congratulations. These scores
are going to get you into
any college in the country.
261
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,500
Yo, we still high
on that Ivory?
262
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,300
Dean, it's as simple as this.
263
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,800
The trustees
of the university
are riding my ass...
264
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,900
about getting some color
up at Harvard.
265
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
Excuse me?
Ethnic diversity.
266
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,000
The trustees seem to
think we need it.
267
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,800
How come we don't
have more minorities?
How should I know?
268
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,200
If we don't do something soon,
I might get fired.
269
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,000
What about Upchuck Kamalu?
He's Eskimo.
270
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,900
Why isn't he considered as a minority?
And I brought him in.
271
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,400
Yes, but it's breaking the bank
keeping his igloo frozen.
272
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,500
Dean, what about
those two guys I read about
from the tri-states?
273
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,000
They made perfect scores
on their THC's!
274
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,700
I saw those guys' pictures.
They look like mug shots!
275
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,300
I don't care. I want them!
276
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,700
At Reparations Technical Institute,
we offer a cornucopia of educational...
277
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,000
and business opportunities
for brothers and sisters
to pursue higher learning.
278
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,300
Read from the brochure,
brother.
Brothers, join us...
279
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,200
at Reparations Technical
Institute and learn hatred
for the white devil...
280
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,400
in a relaxed campus atmosphere,
where classes range...
281
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,900
from... to...
Hatred for the White Devil...
Advanced Hatred for the White Devil...
282
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,100
and...
volleyball.
283
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,200
- Next!
- You think you're all hot tamales
right now, I'll tell you.
284
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:03,300
Why don't you come to the base
and understand what it's really
like to be somebody special?
285
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,400
You can work hard, you learn...
286
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,800
- and then you can build
refrigerators and such.
- Next!
287
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,300
- Taking a vow of celibacy,
- Next.
288
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,200
- frees your mind and your body.
- Next! Next!
289
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:18,400
Harvard?
Man, ain't it a lot
Of richie people up there?
290
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,600
Shit, I gotta roll up
that joint, dog.
291
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:24,100
Well, with test scores
like theses, you can
roll up any joint you want.
292
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,200
But Harvard, gentlemen,
is not just any joint.
It's an institution.
293
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,400
All I wanna do is develop
my herbal in a real lab...
294
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,500
and get some head
while I'm doin' it.
295
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,200
Well, we have
the finest botany department
in the world...
296
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,800
and a quality of life like no other--
297
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,600
music, artists and the women.
298
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:48,300
So, does it sound tempting?
Ivy League atmosphere?
299
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,500
A place where you can
really grow academically?
300
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,800
Shit, I fucks with ya.
Shit, I fucks
with you too.
301
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,100
- Is that good?
- Yes, that's a �yes.�
302
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,200
Then we'll fucks
with each other.
303
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,000
Then we'll fucks
with each other.
304
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,500
Eh, yo.
Damn!
305
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,900
Alls look like they
still in high school, yo.
306
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:20,000
If there's grass
on the infield, play ball.
307
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,600
Where the fuck is
orientation at, anyway?
308
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,400
Yeah!
309
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,000
- What the fuck was that?
-Jesus!
310
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,000
If I can pull off six years
at a community college,
311
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,300
I know I can
get at least 1 2 years
up in this motherfucker.
312
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,700
Yo, how much
of that Ivory shit
we got anyway?
313
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,500
We limited, all right?
We gonna have to
split this shit up.
314
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,700
You know what I'm sayin'?
We only blaze at test times.
315
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,000
What, no wake and bake?
Got other stuff for that.
316
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,000
Okay.
317
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,000
Bart!
318
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,600
Remember those artifacts
that I found this summer?
Well, I was right!
319
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,000
They are Ben Franklin's!
Great!
320
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,700
Did you figure out
where you wanna
eat dinner tonight?
321
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,800
Dinner? Bart, you know,
some of these things are--
322
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,800
They look like
earlier inventions,
323
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,300
and if I can discover
what these are,
324
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,000
it could be the greatest find
in the history of
anyone attending Harvard.
325
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,500
I love
Ben Franklin, girl,
326
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:23,000
and I could listen to you talk
about his stinkin' ass all day long.
327
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,000
Excuse me?
328
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,700
Oh, do anybody know where
the financial aid office is?
329
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,300
Well, my man,
let me think.
330
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,200
See that statue right there?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
331
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,000
That statue is in the likeness
of my great granddaddy Dooster,
332
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,600
so I'm guessin'
that would be
the Dooster House--
333
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,100
the financial aid office.
334
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,200
Gee, I don't think I've ever met anyone
who actually needed to go there.
335
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,200
All we did was come over
for directions.
336
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,900
If we came over here
and asked if anybody needed
their ass kicked,
337
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
you wouldn't sound
so fuckin' smug, now would you?
338
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,500
My bad, bro.
We got off on the wrong foot.
339
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,600
Let's start over.
I'm Bart.
Yeah, I'm Jamal.
340
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,600
Well, my friend, this is crew,
but don't even think about it.
341
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,200
You don't look like
you could hang, Jamaine.
342
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,000
The name's Jamal,
and I'll fuck your crew up.
343
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,600
Who are they?
Who are they, goddamn it?
It's rowing, Jimmy Jam.
344
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,400
Well, Bart-fart,
you got skills in it?
345
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,300
I'm captain
of the team.
346
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,900
If you can do it,
I can do it, sucker.
Right, goddamn it!
347
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,400
This isn't basketball,
J. Rock.
348
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,500
I train all year round
for three seasons to make
number one in single sculls.
349
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,800
You about to be number two,
'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.
350
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,300
Well, practice starts
tomorrow at 6?00 a.m.,
all right?
351
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,800
Fine! I don't mind
cutting my evening short
to be there.
352
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:39,500
As dean of freshmen,
I have welcomed students
from all over the world.
353
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,400
From Korea, from Rome...
354
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,400
Istanbul.
355
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,500
Students enter Harvard
with a variety of goals.
356
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,900
Excuse me.
Are we in the right place?
357
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,900
-Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
- You? You?
358
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,300
Uh, as I was saying,
359
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,900
Harvard isn't for everyone.
360
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Oh, shit.
We got a black man
for a teacher.
361
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,000
That's what I'm talkin'�bout.
What's up, bro? Hallo.
We straight, dog.
362
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,200
We straight.
363
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,600
- As I was saying--
- What's wrong with this ass?
364
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:16,000
He probably been locked up
more times than me
and your ass put together.
365
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,300
Get�im!
No green Jimmy the Cricket
suit-wearin' ass motherfucker.
366
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,000
Get�im!
No short Colin Powell haircut,
havin'-ass motherfucker.
367
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,200
Get�im!
Little Angela Davis moustache...
368
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,700
wearin�-ass motherfucker!
Get�im!
369
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,100
You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut,
fade-havin�-around-the-side
wearin� motherfucker!
370
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:37,300
You little Sammy Davis
Award Junior afro-haircut-
havin�-ass motherfucker!
371
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,000
Get�i m!
You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny
double-statin'--
372
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,000
Get�im!
You little dog-with-a-haircut--
373
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,000
Gentlemen!
374
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,400
If you don't mind,
I'd like you to sit down.
I would like to continue.
375
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,500
Excuse me.
376
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,900
Excuse me. Watch your toes.
Watch the colon. Excuse me.
377
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,300
Thank you for your...
378
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,400
entertaining anecdotes.
379
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,100
We here at Harvard
are rooted in tradition.
380
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,600
Fuck is this?
381
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,600
- That's toilet water.
-
382
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,400
It's a part of my pledge.
Do you guys mind?
383
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,500
No, but do you mind
talkin' that way?
384
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,400
'Cause your breath smell like
straight ass-crack, bro.
385
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,200
Isn't there a hip-hop convention
you two should be at
or something?
386
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:25,600
- Oh, shark has fangs!
- Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.
387
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:29,200
We probably
the only blackheads he seen
since he looked in the mirror.
388
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,600
Can you guys just show
a little respect? Jeez!
389
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,300
- This class is fuckin' boring.
I'm outta here!
- Uh, excuse me.
390
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,700
Did I hear you say something?
With all due respect,
suck my dick.
391
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,300
No, sir,
I'm not saying anything.
It-- It's these guys.
392
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,100
- You're an asshole.
- Did you call me an asshole?
393
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,200
- No, I said �idiot.�
- An idiot?
394
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,700
No, sir.
What did you say?
395
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,800
- I said that this school
has nice halls.
- This is not funny.
396
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,100
You couldn't teach your way
out of kindergarten class, Dean.
397
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,600
I think we've had enough
interruptions for today.
I think you should leave!
398
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,600
Sir--
399
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,100
This would never have happened
if I were black.
400
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
401
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,200
Better pull back
on those pedals, boy.
Why?
402
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,500
Maximum speed on campus
is 15 M.P.H.'s.
403
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,200
M.P.H.'s?
404
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,900
Fifty bucks?
Oh, man, I can't pay this.
405
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,900
Well.
This isn't even
a real ticket.
406
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,100
It's a student citation.
I'm a volunteer.
407
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,600
You need to pay that
by Friday at 5:00--
408
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,300
That was uncalled for.
Eat me.
409
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,400
You just earned yourself
another citation.
Fuck off!
410
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:42,400
Well, well, well.
411
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,400
Look who we have here.
412
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:49,100
Damn, this bike phat as hell!
Whoa! Don't touch!
413
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:54,000
All right, leave the bike alone.
Did you just call me fat?
And what is that stench?
414
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,700
That's my cologne
Can only buy it from Mennen.
415
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,500
I don't know what that is.
Forewarning, gentlemen:
416
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,100
You better watch your mouths
and your behind.
417
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,000
See, I'm lookin' for the ecstasy.
I'm lookin' for the pot.
418
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:09,000
Oh, yeah.
I'm lookin' for those� shrooms.
419
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,600
Shit, we lookin'
for that shit too!
420
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,700
What are you talkin' about?
Same thing you talkin' about.
421
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,500
What are we talkin' about?
Look, Gerald.
Either your holdin',
422
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,000
or go to your little roadster
and move the fuck on, okay?
423
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,800
It's Volunteer Officer Pickelstein,
and I am watching you.
424
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,600
Oh, I'm watching you--
like a hawk.
425
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,400
Like a hawk!
Somebody needs a hug.
426
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,100
Don't worry, baby.
You can suck my dick
after class.
427
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,300
Oh! Wow!
428
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,200
Oh, she wants me.
Welcome to Lovell House.
429
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,500
You look funky fresh,
and funky fresh...
430
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,000
always likes
funky fresh women.
431
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,000
�Amir: Professional student/
resident advisor for you.�
432
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:59,200
And professional player.
So, what's mine is yours,
433
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,000
and what's yours
I've probably already had.
434
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:06,900
You and you and me,
we're the same: Africa tan.
435
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,700
- The original man
was like us, man.
- Whatever, nigga.
436
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,500
� I believe in the Fly Club,
its traditions and its ideals.
437
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,800
I believe in the--� Excuse me.
Do you have to play that loud?
438
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,900
- I'm trying to study
my pledge book.
- This Niggas With Attitude.
439
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
If you smart, you
tell people you love NWA.
They think you cool.
440
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,600
A coupla notes
get you hogtied and roped
Dope like guns
441
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,900
Why you wear smelly eggs?
442
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
These eggs
are a part of my pledging.
443
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,800
I am getting thousands
of lifetime connections here.
444
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,800
I'm gonna be
a part of a fraternity.
445
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,700
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up?
What's up?
446
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,400
Oh, God.
One glove, my brothers!
447
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,700
I am Tuan, child prodigy.
448
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:51,500
Well, I'm Jamal,
a pothead.
449
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,800
Silas, entrepre-Negro.
450
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:56,200
Jamal! Oh!
451
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,700
Fresh gear, man!
You like?
452
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,800
I designed it myself.
I call it "BF. "
453
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,700
- BUFU.
- Oh, no. Not you two!
454
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,900
Pink-ass Paul Bunyan
plaid-pussy-shirt-wearin�--
455
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,600
Man, I'll fuck your ass up.
Shut up.
456
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:14,800
Okay, but if you two
are our roommates, who's that?
457
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:18,100
That's I Need Money!
Goddamn!
458
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,400
Okay, but,
what's his name?
459
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:27,200
I Need Money!
460
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:33,000
- Doesn't talk. How come he?
- I Need Money, he's a mute.
461
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,600
When we first hooked up,
he wrote on a slip of paper
� I Need Money.�
462
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,700
I said, �Shit! Me too,�
463
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,400
and we started makin' it
together after that.
464
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,200
- Where he stayin'?
- Harvard.
465
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:50,000
Lovell House.
Second Floor,
right on the couch.
466
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:53,500
But he's smoking in our room.
That's not legal.
467
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,100
Just be cool,
And you might have some fun
this semester.
468
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Stupid.
469
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:03,400
NWA? Kid, what do you
know about that?
470
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,400
Yeah, yeah.
I love Niggers With Attitudes.
471
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,500
Nobody--
I repeat, nobody...
472
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,400
- drops the N-bomb up in here.
- Nobody.
473
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,800
- That go for you too.
- Hey, I am down with you, man.
474
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:21,500
You East coast,
I Far East coast.
475
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,600
I'm from Wisconsin.
476
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,700
Yo, fresh and funky.
477
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,500
Dean Cain wants to
see you in his office.
Don't be late.
478
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,400
Gentlemen, this institution
has graduated...
479
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,500
countless
Fortune 500 C.E.O.'s,
480
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,700
41 Nobel laureates
and 6 presidents.
481
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,900
Hey, Dean...
482
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,300
where's all them fly-ass
women the chancellor
was talkin' about?
483
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,600
I mean, so far,
I only seen some stuck-up,
484
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,600
nerdy-ass-lookin'
women out there.
485
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,300
Aah!
486
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,700
You were dropping Chee-tos...
487
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,600
You were dropping Chee-tos...
488
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:09,500
on an original 18th-century
handwoven tapestry!
489
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,500
You mean, this carpet?
490
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,000
This is out of
my personal collection.
491
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,800
I got this in
my travels to Nepal!
492
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,300
Man, I know the bitch
that make these rugs.
You know Juanita.
493
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,100
- Yeah, I remember that bitch.
- It means the world to me!
494
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:26,500
Now, as I was saying,
here at Harvard...
495
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,600
we have very high standards.
496
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,900
Any student on a scholarship...
497
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,700
must maintain
at least a 2.0 average,
or you will be expelled.
498
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,300
It's good to know
we have the support
of the faculty, Dean.
499
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,200
And don't you worry.
Me and Jamal here,
500
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:44,100
- we're all about good grades.
- Is that right, Mr. King?
501
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,500
Hell, motherfuck--
I mean, yes, sir,
Dean Cain, sir.
502
00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,800
Slam, slam, brother
My brother
503
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,000
Is that the one
that you want
504
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:07,800
Slam, slam, brother
My brother, is that
the one that you want
505
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:11,400
Now, how is carbon dioxide
changed into oxygen?
506
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,100
Plants, dick!
God ! You guys!
507
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,300
Jamal. Jamal. Jamal.
508
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,300
Sleepyhead, wake up!
509
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,200
I got somethin'
for your ass.
510
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:20,300
Come on, gentlemen!
Pick it up if you want to be
part of this squad!
511
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,800
Taxi!
512
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,800
Whew! What took
y'all guys so long?
513
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Coach, I have not lost
an oar run in three years.
514
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,000
I'm wonderin'
if this guy cheated.
515
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,300
Cheated?
Man, fuck you!
516
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,400
Why is fuckin' Dick Butt-kiss
over here always ridin' me?
517
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,800
Dick Butt-kiss?
Did you hear that, Coach?
He's cursing!
518
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,000
Bart, I think you'd better
go open up the boathouse.
519
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,000
But, Coach!
Bart!
520
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,600
I don't think
you wanna see this.
521
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,600
You, here.
522
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,000
Come here. Come here!
523
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,800
Nice comeback
on the Dick Butt-kiss.
I wish I could have said that.
524
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:06,800
His parents have been
driving me crazy, making my life
a misery for years,
525
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,800
but they give lots of money
to the university.
526
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,800
I have to go to those
lousy cocktail parties.
527
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,700
She has lousy perfume,
and he has a lousy toupee.
528
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,700
Anyway,
you keep throwing zingers
to this jerk-off,
529
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,300
and you're gonna
make the team, son.
530
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,900
And let that
be a lesson to you!
This is the last time!
531
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,900
All right,
rookies, push-ups!
Get down!
532
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,800
Yo, what's up
with the fast stroll?
533
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,200
Can I holler?
Hi.
534
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,200
The role played...
535
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,700
by the African-Americans
in the history of this country...
536
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,800
has been largely unnoticed.
537
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Of course,
history is the record
of an account of the past,
538
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:49,500
but the issue here is,
who is recording the account?
539
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,900
If it's Snowflake, Whitey...
540
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:54,800
Paleface,
Peckeoods, Cracker,
541
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,600
well, we got Cleopatra
looking like Elizabeth Taylor,
542
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,400
Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki.
543
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,900
But if it's one of my proud
black people that's doing
the recording of the account--
544
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yo, Silas!
545
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,000
Well, we might have
Moses looking like...
546
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,800
this fine black man
right here.
547
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:14,800
But black people
don't get any credit.
I'm sore as a motherfucker, man.
548
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:18,500
Who invented
the air conditioner?
A black man.
549
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,100
What's up, dogs?
550
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,700
Yo, son,
I'm sore as a bitch in here.
And you know what else?
551
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,800
I'm gonna have to knock that
Bart character the fuck out.
552
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,100
Once again, a black man.
553
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,100
Can't this wait till
after class? You're supposed
to be in here anyway.
554
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,100
This is Black History.
Black History?
555
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,600
Man, it look like
all the black students that
was in here are history, nigga.
556
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,900
- Shh!
- You tellin' me to �shh�?
557
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,100
Fuck history.
Oh, that's right.
558
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,500
- Fuck history.
- Yeah, fuck history.
559
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,300
I'm Mr. Moses. I expect you'll
be ready for your quiz tomorrow.
Quiz, my ass!
560
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,500
The white man teachin'
Black History, anyway,
that's some bullshit.
561
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,900
I'm goin' to lunch,
take a nice long shit.
562
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,000
That's the kind of attitude
I like to hear.
And, uh, where are you going?
563
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,500
Um, we didn't land
on Plymouth Rock.
Plymouth Rock landed on us.
564
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,600
Ooh, all right!
Malcolm X!
565
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,400
I'm glad someone's
appreciating the knowledge
I'm dropping on you today.
566
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,900
What about you two?
Why don't yo walk out
and protest with your brothers?
567
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,700
Walk out on me! What are
you doing sitting there?
You look like Whitey.
568
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,800
You look like a couple
of goddamn Uncle Toms!
Walk on out!
569
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,500
That's right,
get up and move!
You should lynch me!
570
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,100
Lynch me for what my people
have done to your people.
571
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:32,200
Stand up for your rights
Move on up! Move on up!
572
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,300
Go, go, go, go.
573
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,300
Hey, what's up?
574
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,400
Stop!
575
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,100
Bicycle, bicycle
576
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,100
Hey, what's
going on here?
577
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,500
He took my baby!
Stop!
578
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,900
Bring my baby back!
579
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,900
Bike, bike
Not my baby! Oh, God!
580
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,200
Oh, please, God!
Come back!
581
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,800
Bicycle, bicycle
582
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,000
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
583
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,400
Bicycle
Oh, no!
584
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,400
Oh, my God! My wheels!
585
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,500
Oh, my horn!
Please don�t back up!
Please don�t back up!
586
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,600
Hey, you!
Where's E I m and Third?
587
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:31,000
What?
Don't go forward!
588
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:34,100
Not forward!
589
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,200
- That's not yours!
- Look at these, bro!
590
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,300
No, don't put�em in--
Oh, my baby!
591
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:53,700
Can anyone tell me the name
Of this plant? Bart?
592
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,100
Oh, yeah. It's a, uh,
hanging rubber plant.
593
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,900
It's indigenous to the wet drylands
of the Northern Hemisphere.
594
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,700
Yeah, right, Bart.
Would you bet money on that?
595
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,300
Or is that like below
the � Dooster Principle�?
596
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,700
Yeah, I'll bet on it.
How about an S.U.V.?
I got three of�em.
597
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,300
And the survey says,
"You lose."
598
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,700
It's a neem plant,
Professor.
599
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,200
Oui. It is,
but how did you
know that, Silas?
600
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,300
I had this
nasty-ass rash once.
601
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,200
Put a little
neem plant on it,
cleared it up in an hour.
602
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:26,800
- I even smoked it before.
- Well, that figures.
603
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:30,100
One thing it doesn't cure, though?
Bein' a spoiled little bitch.
604
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,400
I'd like you all to do
an experiment on a plant,
605
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,900
something that
may benefit mankind.
606
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,100
And if you devise
something groundbreaking,
607
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:45,800
I guarantee you
an "A " in this course.
Class dismissed.
608
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,700
Good work, everyone.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
609
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,600
So, he likes plants, does he?
610
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,500
I see still waters run deep.
Please believe.
611
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,000
But wait till you see
my presentation.
612
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,600
You gonna love me after that.
613
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,200
So, Lauren,
you might as well tell him now
and get it over with.
614
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,200
What?
You know.
How you said...
615
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,600
you're startin' to see Bart
for the shallow bastard that he is,
616
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,600
and eventually you're gonna
leave his ass for me.
617
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,600
Allah.
618
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,900
This semester in Women's Studies,
we will discuss...
619
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:23,900
how women are objectified
in popular culture,
620
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:28,500
while the masculine bastards
exploit women's ideas
for great profit,
621
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,000
- then take all the credit.
-Jamal!
622
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,800
# I just wanna touch you
tease you, lick you #
- You have the most amazing...
623
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,800
# Please you, love you, hold you #
penis.
624
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:40,000
Yes, I do.
# Make love to you #
625
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:44,400
# And I'm gonna kiss you
Suck you #
626
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:49,300
# Taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me �
627
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,600
Hell, yeah.
628
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,200
So you're playin�
grabby-ass again, huh?
629
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,900
- Ma!
- Did you wash your ass today?
630
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,200
Aah! Aah!
Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma!
631
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:09,800
You hi gh yet?
Hell, no, man.
Maybe not high enough.
632
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,000
Where the hell is he?
633
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,100
Maybe I ain't
hit it hard enough.
634
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,900
What are you doin' in there?
Droppin' your kids off at the pool?
635
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,700
Oh, shit.
636
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,800
Hey, what's up, J?
Give me five.
637
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:27,700
Yo, I hate it
when you do that.
I love that funny shit.
638
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,100
- What took you so long, man?
- Biggie and �Pac, they throwin'
a party, man.
639
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,600
Open bar all night, man.
Everything was cool, man,
640
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,300
till Marvin Gaye
came in there trippin'.
641
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,700
- Marvin Gaye?
- Yeah.
642
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,000
Listen, man, we got a test
in about five minutes.
Word.
643
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:47,200
What's that got to do with me?
I know you ready. You studied for it.
644
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,600
Ready? We ain't studied--
645
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,600
Come on, son.
You've got
a golden opportunity here...
646
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,100
to make somethin' of yourself,
and you just throwin' it away?
647
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,500
- It's time for you to learn a lesson.
- Come on, Ive.
648
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,300
I'm out, man.
Ive!
649
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,300
Don't play!
Yo, talk to your boy.
650
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,000
Why you go and tell him
we ain't studied for the test?
Damn all that!
651
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,600
You should've thought about
all that before you got us--
What's up!
652
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,800
I was just fuckin'
with you, man.
653
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,300
Come on, son.
This is some good shit.
654
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,300
You know you my boy, man.
655
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,700
�C,� Silas. Come on, man.
It's Portuguese.
656
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,700
1 863. That's �B.�
657
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:24,200
J, what are you doin'?
1 961, �B.�
658
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,200
Trust me.
I got all the answers.
You just told me that answer.
659
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,100
�A,� French.
Definitely the French.
660
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:46,500
Goddamn virgins.
At least y'all
bein' entertained.
661
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,800
I ain't seen a stitch of pussy
on this whole campus.
662
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:53,800
The chickens are not
clucking around here.
663
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,100
You've come to the right place.
I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.
664
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,600
I know everything there is to know
about Ivy League women.
665
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,200
Twelve years?
Damn, kid.
666
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,200
Your people payin'
for all this shit?
667
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,000
A drop in the bucket, sucker.
I remain here solely for the purpose of...
668
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,500
hooking up
with Harvard women--
669
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,700
short ones, tall ones,
670
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,900
skinny ones, chunky ones.
671
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,100
Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man.
More cushion for the pushin'.
672
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:28,700
Yes. I want to boldly go
where no man has gone before.
673
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,700
I am an explorer.
674
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,100
I see you are very much
liking to explore S. T.D.�s
also, my friend.
675
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,200
That shit on your lip
got some shit on
its lip, dog.
676
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:42,400
Is that why no puff-puff?
Pass the dutchie, my friends.
677
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,800
This is nothing!
I cut myself shaving.
Yeah, whatever.
678
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,200
We need to start
importin' some ho's.
679
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:51,300
Molly, get in here!
You have to see this!
680
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,800
Oh, my!
Look at those muscles!
681
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,400
- He is quite attractive.
- Indeed.
682
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,000
I think there's some freak
in those gigs.
683
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,000
Yeah!
Here we go.
684
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,800
Don't get the wrong idea.
We've never done this before.
685
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,900
We're virgins.
686
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,300
Virgins?
No, you're not.
687
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,200
- Yes, we are. Yes!
- Nah!
688
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,200
No, no, no.
689
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,300
Yes, yes, yes.
690
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,300
No, no, no!
691
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,300
Yes, yes, yes!
692
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,800
Oh, yeah!
Oh! Oh!
693
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:37,400
Why do good girls
like bad guys
Hey, bro, change for a 20?
694
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,500
Hey yo, Boo
like bad guys
Good girls
695
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,500
Showin' that bad guys
Showin� that thigh
696
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,800
And why do
want a honey with class
Dog niggaz
697
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,100
Sometimes you want more
than just a honey with ass
698
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,000
Hey, yo, who would ever think
that the two would go good
699
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:53,100
History!
700
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,900
Got an �A-pl us, �
my nigga.
701
00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:59,100
Whew-whew!
Who is that?
702
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,800
- That is all me, G.
- That's the vice president's daughter,
703
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,500
as in vice president
of the United States.
704
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Jamal, you don't want that.
Them girls only know three words:
705
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,700
�stop,� �no� and �don't.�
706
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,200
Uh-oh, my brother.
You got those words backwards.
707
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,000
They always tell me,
� No, don't stop!�
708
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,900
Excuse me.
Player, player.
709
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,000
We are about to tighten
this ass up right here.
710
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,500
She's got
this long, black hair
711
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,300
It's a-hangin'
on down her back
712
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,500
Long, black, pretty legs
and she walks just like a cat
713
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,400
Hypnotic eyes
and a stacked-up love sack
714
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,600
She not only wants your love
she wants your life after that
715
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:47,700
Don�t do it
Don�t give your love to sexy Ida
716
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,600
'Cause she's a sister
of the black widow spider
717
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,500
Sorry, sir.
Jamie's not accepting
any male callers at this time.
718
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,100
Man, I ain't callin'.
I'm right here.
719
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,100
Cedric, step aside.
720
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Ooh-whee!
721
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,800
What's your name?
I'm Jamal.
722
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:10,300
You ever been
arrested, Jamal?
Uh, no.
723
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:13,200
Ever busted up your
mother's house and slapped her
when she asked you about it?
724
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,300
Oh, hell, no!
Crazy?
725
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600
You ain't my type.
726
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,400
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
727
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,400
Hold! Hold! Hold!
728
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,600
I once got arrested
for stealin' a car one time,
729
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,300
but my mother
dropped the charges.
730
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,100
Well, it's not a felony,
but maybe we can work with that.
731
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,600
Yo!
732
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:43,600
- I didn't mean to scare you.
Can I come in?
- Um--
733
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,600
Sure, come on in.
734
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,600
Move my things.
There you go.
You can sit there.
735
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,800
Thank you.
How very thoughtful.
736
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,300
You'll have to pardon my dust.
737
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,000
I've got a lot of artifacts
and delicate things down here.
738
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:07,200
What's this shit?
Looks old.
Oh, it is old.
739
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,600
It's over 200 years old.
740
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,100
I, um, sort of
discovered it.
741
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:16,400
You discovered
all this crazy shit.
You a straight-up genius, girl.
742
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,700
Well, I don't know
about all that.
743
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:24,700
I do know it's Ben Franklin's.
I just don't know what it is.
744
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:29,500
But I was thinking
that it could be like
this old Revolutionary cannon...
745
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,000
or a telescope, or--
746
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,300
Whatever it is,
this shit is hot.
747
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,800
Let me ask you
somethin'.
Yeah.
748
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,300
How'd you hook up
with that Bart dude?
749
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,900
I've known Bart
all my life,
750
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,200
and if it weren't
for his family,
I probably wouldn't be here.
751
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:51,000
Isn't that... sweet?
752
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,500
Look, you got a little
somethin' on your dress.
753
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,500
- My eyes.
- Aha!
754
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:03,900
Bart, honey, sweetie,
you are just in time...
755
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,800
because I've just
finished studying.
756
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,800
Studying?
Yeah.
757
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:13,900
I didn't know the two of you
were studying in here,
alone, with the lights dimmed,
758
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,500
drinking beer!
759
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,300
Look, Silas, I know
What you're trying to do.
You're trying to frick her!
760
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:28,200
Whatever, Bart-kowski.
Listen, I was just admiring
your girl's, uh, thing.
761
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,400
Oh, well, I guess
I should say �thanks.�
762
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,400
This is a part
of history, man.
763
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,600
Your girl is doin' somethin'
I think you need to recognize.
764
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:40,400
- Yeah? So?
- Listen, I'm out.
765
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,400
Um, maybe next time
I'll get to study with you.
Peace.
766
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,200
"Peace" is meant to explain
a state of tranquility.
767
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,900
So why don't you try
thinking of another way
to say �good-bye,�
768
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,900
now that you're amongst
civilized people?
769
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,300
Well, Mr. Civilized,
�peace� can also be used
interjectionally...
770
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,300
as a request,
greeting or farewell.
771
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,900
So try to find another way
to be an asshole--
772
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,300
if you don't know
your grammar, that is.
773
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,600
Peace.
774
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,800
Okay, Bart!
775
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,200
God.
Can I get my stuff?
776
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,600
Geesh.
777
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:19,200
Yes.
778
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,400
It was near
the medical library.
779
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,500
I think they said
it was one of those
tick-tocky, blow-uppy,
780
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,500
exploding thingy,
pipe bomb thing-things.
781
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,900
Yeah. Yeah.
782
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,300
Thank you. You too.
783
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,700
All righty. Bye.
784
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,300
"Dooster Principle, "
785
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,300
Mm-hmm.
786
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,400
Man, my grandmother would
love this shit in her garden.
787
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,000
Outta here.
788
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,300
Locked on, boys.
789
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:07,700
Yee-hah!
Look out!
790
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Timber!
791
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,500
That statue was priceless.
It means everything to our family.
792
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:19,300
Will you stop your
damn sniveling, son?
793
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,200
Buck up, Bart!
Buck up!
794
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:25,700
Yo, do you think
they gonna find out
we stole the Dooster statue?
795
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,500
Hell, no.
796
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,500
Oh, my God.
I knew it.
797
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,400
You guys stole
the Dooster!
They do what?
798
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:35,400
Fellas, I think it's time
we all sat down and kicked it.
799
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,300
No, no,
I'm not kicking anything.
800
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,000
I have a pledge meeting to go to
and haven't greased myself up.
801
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,600
God, I just don't get
you guys.
802
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:46,200
There's a lot of things in life
your ass just don't get.
803
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,900
Yeah, like pussy
and respect.
804
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,500
I heard that.
805
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:59,000
See, the system
is geared to put...
806
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,700
most of the wealth
into the hands of a few.
807
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Rich weapons,
poor schooling.
808
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:07,700
Yeah, that's for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
809
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,700
Y'all don't know shit.
I'm gonna learns you, though.
I'm gonna learns you.
810
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,500
Dwarves, midgets,
811
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,600
motherfuckin' unicorns.
812
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,400
Them motherfuckers don't wanna
see a black man make it.
813
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,400
Yeah.
Know what I mean?
814
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,700
For sure.
Know what I mean?
815
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,000
And I'll tell you
somethin' else.
816
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,100
Oh, what you missed this
You got to bear witness
817
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,000
Catch a ho and another ho
Merry Christmas
818
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,900
Yes, I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
819
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,900
I roll shit, fold the blunt
at once to approach it
For sure.
820
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,200
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
821
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,100
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
822
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:45,800
The herb is more than
just a powerful potion
What's the commotion
823
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:48,800
Word up, young M C.
You're just in time
to help cheer us to victory.
824
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:51,000
Young MC.
825
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,400
Bart, you know,
I think you keep
getting funnier every day.
826
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,500
You ain't gonna be laughin'
in a minute, motherfucker.
827
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:00,700
Jamal. Bart, I've decided
since you and Jamal
are my two best athletes,
828
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,100
I want you up against Yale.
Ah!
829
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:06,000
You can't just
change the line up!
That's against the rules!
830
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,700
What rules? Who cares?
Do you guys care
about the rules?
831
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:10,700
No.
There you go.
832
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,900
In the far lane, we have Yale.
833
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
In the near lane,
we have Harvard.
834
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,300
On your mark, get set--
835
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,500
And they're off!
It's a clean start.
836
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,900
What are you doing,
Hip-Hop Hooray? Paddle!
837
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,800
Paddle like a man!
Shoot the J!
Get diggy with it. Something.
838
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:33,100
They're blowin' Harvard's ass
out of the water.
839
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,700
Jamal, what is your ass
doin' rowin' a boat?
840
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,800
- You supposed to be in class.
- Who the hell
is that woman in the sky?
841
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,800
- I don't know.
- What's the matter?
842
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:45,800
- You been smokin'
too much ganja, huh?
- She's huge!
843
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,900
I guess you might as well
come back home and live with me.
844
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,000
- Oh, hell, no!
- Did you cuss at me?
845
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,000
Row, motherfucker, row!
846
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:59,300
Yes, Dean Cain.
Am I to believe this is correct?
847
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,200
Jamal and Silas
have gotten all �A's�?
848
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,500
I'll call you back.
849
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,800
How you doin', Dean?
How you doin'? How you been?
850
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,300
I see you're
checkin' out my gear, eh?
851
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,100
- Pretty tight, right?
- Actually, it's rather baggy.
852
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,700
No, man.
It's fat, dope, cool.
It's BUFU, man.
853
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,300
Bill, what has happened to you?
Sit down and take off those glasses.
854
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,500
All righty.
855
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,700
Tell me,
how is Jamal doing?
856
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,100
Oh, fine.
He's coming along.
857
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,900
Now, listen,
Jamie's father is having
an upcoming election,
858
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000
and it won't look good
if she's involved with someone
from the lower class.
859
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,800
Isn't Jamie a freshman?
860
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,700
All right.
So you want me to tell Jamal
to stop seeing Jamie.
861
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Well, I could that,
but he'll tell me, �Hey, man--�
862
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:52,800
Fuck you.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
863
00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:56,800
Point well taken.
I need you
to help me get proof...
864
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,800
that Jamal
is diddling Jamie.
865
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,800
Oh, I see now, yes.
It's all good, yeah.
866
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,900
I'll go holler at him, son.
Oh, yeah.
867
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,800
Bill, did you
just call me �son�?
Hmm?
868
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:12,800
Word.
869
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,100
�Word�?
870
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,500
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.
871
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,700
Good.
Stroke, smoke.
872
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:27,800
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.
873
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:31,100
Hey, Dean Cain think
he can kick me out
the school that easy?
874
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,000
- He got another thing comin'.
- What an asshole.
875
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,700
Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man.
I owe you.
876
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,700
Ooh!
877
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,600
Listen, Jamie.
Me and you cannot see
each other no more.
878
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,600
No more datin',
no more foolin' around.
879
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,800
None of that.
It stop. That's it.
880
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:51,000
Yes, it's probably better
If we stop seeing each other...
881
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:54,100
for the sake of
my father's campaign.
882
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,500
If he lost the election
and it was my fault,
883
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,200
gosh, golly,
that would be so hard on me.
884
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,400
I don't think I could
live with myself.
885
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:09,300
Look, baby, maybe it would be
better if you went to school
somewhere down south.
886
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,200
I think you should
go down south first.
887
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,200
This guy's a real asshole.
888
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,900
I can�t.
I can�t do it, all right?
889
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,900
Bring your ass over here!
We got work to do before
Dean Dickhead gets back.
890
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,100
Please!
Come on!
891
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:43,700
Aren't you worried about
getting kicked out?
892
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:47,100
For this? He ain't gonna
never find out. Relax.
893
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,200
What happened to bird?
Crazy shitting everywhere?
894
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:03,700
Crazy shit, all right,
and it will be everywhere.
895
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
- With that, they just won't shit.
- Yeah.
896
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,200
They're gonna blow up.
897
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,900
And, as for you two,
898
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:45,900
ever since
you arrived on this campus,
there's been several mishaps.
899
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,300
Now my instincts tell me it's you,
but I can't prove it-- not yet.
900
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,600
But I know if
I give you enough time,
901
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,100
pretty soon
you're going to slip up,
902
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:59,800
and then I'll be able to send you back
to your miserable existence.
903
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,300
What the hell
Are you wearing?
904
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,200
- BUFU!
- BUFU?
905
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,700
�Buy us, fuck you!�
906
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800
Get out!
Out! Out! Out! Out!
907
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,500
�Buy us, fuck you.�
908
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,800
If the chancellor throwin'
a Halloween party,
909
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,200
wait till Harvard
see our Halloween party!
910
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:27,600
Yeah, but if Dean Cain
find out about this shit,
911
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,200
he gonna be mad
912
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,200
What the fuck is he gonna do?
We've got the Ivory.
913
00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,000
We're gettin' straight �A's.�
914
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:39,500
We've got this motherfucker
locked up.
915
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,900
They look like they got money.
Oh, he kinda cute.
916
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,500
Girl, we gonna get paid!
917
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,000
Ooh, how you doin'?
For real!
918
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,600
End-table ass!
Hella Back!
919
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:57,200
Where the party at?
We're tryin' to get a party on.
920
00:52:57,300 --> 00:53:01,500
We havin' a party--
costume party
at the Lovell House.
921
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,500
1:00 p.m.
922
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,700
Please bring your ass
and titties along with you.
923
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,800
- We want all the ho's
out here to come.
- Did you just call us ho's?
924
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:14,700
- I meant that in a good way.
- Oh, okay.
925
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:18,900
Bring all your horny friends.
There you go. Just bring all the ho's.
926
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,700
Y'all gonna pay us, right?
927
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,900
- I don't hear nothin'.
- Yeah, we got dough.
928
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,700
Yeah, we got dough.
If not, our best friends got dough.
929
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,700
And if not,
they best friends got dough.
930
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,100
Yeah, we down with that.
Ballers and stuff gonna be there?
931
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,900
Ass, titties, ballers.
Go, girl, go!
932
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,200
We gonna be there.
All right!
933
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,400
Popcorn player.
934
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,500
I got one more delivery
to make.
935
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,100
Guess who used to be black.
936
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,400
Dean Cain.
But he is black.
937
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,700
Like a polar bear,
but I got a recipe...
938
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,900
that'll inject some ghetto
back in his ass.
939
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,400
Got some more beer.
What did you do to yourself?
940
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,200
Oh, oh, the Fox Club.
941
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,000
They put me in a shopping cart
and shoved me down a hill.
942
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,900
Thank God I fell out
before I hit the freeway.
943
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,900
What the fuck you doin'?
Put the milk back! You're not
supposed to steal from us!
944
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,600
Why are you always taking
violent tones with people?
945
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,300
Man, shut up
before I kick your ass.
946
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:32,500
As human beings, we should
be able to talk this out,
not resort to violence.
947
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,000
How you gonna talk
when you shuttin' up?
Fine! Fine!
948
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,300
You want some violence?
You want a piece of this?
949
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,900
Come on! I'll show you
some violence! Come on!
950
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,700
Ow! Oh, God!
951
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,600
Now go to time-out.
Go to your room.
952
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,300
I wonder who this could be.
953
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,800
Oh, my goodness.
Honey, look at this.
954
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,800
I wonder
who these are from.
955
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,600
� Dear Carl, saw these
and thought of you.
956
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,600
Love, Mrs. Ray.�
957
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:18,600
It's my old schoolmarm!
I haven't heard from her
in years!
958
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,600
Oh, how sweet.
959
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,300
She knows
I love brownies.
960
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:29,700
Mmm! A little piece
of heaven.
Better than mine?
961
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:32,700
Darling, I don't remember
you cooking brownies.
You're right, I don't.
962
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:36,200
Hurry up, darling,
you're going to make us late,
and you know I hate to be late.
963
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,600
All right.
I'll take these upstairs.
964
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,200
I'll have another one.
They're great.
965
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:47,000
This is how we do it
Throw me a beer,
you big weenie!
966
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,300
- This is how we do it
- Whoo!
967
00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:59,500
Lovell House!
968
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,200
Life is hell.
What up, fellas?
What's up?
969
00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:08,600
- How was the trip?
- Good. Good.
970
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:11,600
I see Monks couldn't make it,
so I brought my man
I Need Money.
971
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:15,200
- Is he any good?
- He don't talk.
He speaks with his hands.
972
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:17,400
Right, right.
You have a good show.
973
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,700
I'm out.
974
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,400
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't fuck up tonight,
all right?
975
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:30,100
What the fuck
is the plate for, man?
976
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,000
Gonna be a long night.
977
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,600
You know Miss Jenowitz
from the Chemistry Department,
Nice to see you.
978
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,800
and Miss Lovell
from Administration.
979
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,400
And of course
you know my wife Sheila.
980
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,200
I almost didn't recognize you.
I thought you'd brought
a professional model.
981
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,700
You look lovely.
Oh, Philip!
982
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,700
- Yeah, the bitch is fine, isn't she?
- What?
983
00:56:56,700 --> 00:57:00,200
Dear, can you at least
feign some interest?
You're embarrassing me.
984
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:04,800
And will you loosen up?
You're so stiff sometimes.
Stiff?
985
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:09,400
Bart, this party is stiff.
Excuse me, can you hold this?
I'm hot.
986
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,100
Can you put this
back on, actually?
Your butt is sticking out.
987
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:18,800
- What?
- What a jerk!
988
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,400
Don't spoil your appetite, Dean.
We're about to have
some lobster bisque...
989
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,000
and Indian pudding
that doesn't stop.
990
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,500
I got the munchies
like a motherfucker.
Hold this, baby.
991
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,400
He seems unusual tonight.
He's dehydrated.
992
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,400
Dance!
993
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:43,000
Yo, baby,
this is boring as hell.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, deejay !
994
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:46,000
Hit me!
995
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,100
Come here, girl!
996
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah
997
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,200
You two stay put.
I'm gonna hurt you!
998
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:30,400
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
999
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,600
Yo, J. Yo, T.
1000
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:35,300
See those two
fine ass ho's right there?
1001
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,500
Don't you wish
they were really ho's...
1002
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,500
and they came over here
and said,
1003
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,400
�We want to run a dick-sucking
marathon with y'all two�?
1004
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,800
Oh, yeah. I'd like that.
Me too!
1005
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,300
Mm, okay.
You and you.
1006
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,300
We wanna run
a dick-suckin' marathon
with y'all.
1007
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,100
Okay. I'm not
that good at it.
1008
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,100
Oh, baby, I ain't laughin'.
I'm gonna make you mine.
1009
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,600
- Smells good.
- Ooh, you pretty boy-lookin'
motherfucker.
1010
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:09,500
Hey, don't be scared.
It's only pussy.
Oh!
1011
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,500
Don't be scared.
1012
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:14,200
I got two inches of hard dick!
1013
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:18,900
I'll work with you, baby.
Come on.
1014
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,900
"Costume party.
Place: Lovell House,
Time: Friday. "
1015
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,500
It is Friday.
But that's what
she told Cocoa Butter.
1016
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,100
These bitches
better be gettin' my money.
Hella Back is my bottom bitch.
1017
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,400
You know that, right?
Right. Powder.
1018
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,700
Bitch better be out here
checkin' my motherfuckin' money.
1019
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,000
Don't cuss when I'm tryin'
to listen to the Word.
The Lord don't like that.
1020
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,200
- What did I say?
- You said �bitch,�
1021
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,300
and �bitch� ain't in the Bible.
1022
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,100
I know, bitch,
and neither is �motherfucker.�
So drive this motherfuckin' car.
1023
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,200
And you an assistant pimp.
You ain't even a real pimp.
1024
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,500
So you supposed to be cosigning
to the shit that I say.
1025
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,200
You wanna lose your job,
I will pull your motherfuckin'
application.
1026
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,000
Now let's practice it.
Where's my bitches?
Where's my bitches?
1027
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,000
Where's my bitches?
Where's my bitches?
1028
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,000
You gotta say it together.
It goes in together.
1029
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,300
Where's my bitches?
Okay, check this out.
1030
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,400
Where my bitches?
Can't we just
say �employees�?
1031
01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,900
What about your employees?
No, fuck that!
1032
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:20,700
Oh, yeah! Great ass!
1033
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,900
# Box up just like bein'
in your chest, thinks she got
away, don't hold your breath #
1034
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
# Spinnin' on a track
with Red and Meth #
1035
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,400
# Open up a fat one and smoke up
the sess, see these, we
the ones with the Wheaties #
1036
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,500
# Treadin' on them all
Come on, believe me, look who
it is with the hockey feel #
1037
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:36,100
# Look, an assassin
from Cypress Hill
DJ just resonated #
1038
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:40,300
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
1039
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:47,300
Oh, Silas, hi.
Hey, hey.
1040
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:51,200
Um, let me ask you a question.
Now don't laugh. But, um--
1041
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:55,100
Does my ass look fat?
No.
1042
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,100
Put another one
on the front just like it,
1043
01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,500
I'll slap both
them motherfuckers.
Badow! Badow!
1044
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,900
Here. Peer pressure,
peer pressure, peer pressure.
1045
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,900
Come on.
Let me holler at you.
1046
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,900
Okay.
All right.
1047
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,800
Oh, that's my song!
1048
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,400
What's this?
Ooh, you got a big sword, baby!
1049
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,800
I-I have to go prepare.
1050
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,600
Oh, you ain't got to
do shit, baby,
1051
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:26,900
except climb out of this costume
and climb into some pussy, baby.
1052
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,100
You have to appreciate
the colorful use
of English language.
1053
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,300
- Oh, yeah!
- Wait, give me
that Chinese egg roll fuck!
1054
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,400
I love America!
1055
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,400
# And sing along
to my hip-hop song, had you
chokin' off of a bong #
1056
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,700
# Cypress Hill and we can't
go wrong, people smokin�
like Cheech and Chong #
1057
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,700
Let it be something
he is involved in, and I better
be the biggest cheerleader.
1058
01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:53,700
He is a huge baby.
Yeah, I hear you
with your fine ass.
1059
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:57,500
But pass the blunt, boo.
Damn, you hoggin'
the whole shit!
1060
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,600
I'm sorry.
1061
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:02,200
Whoa, I must be buzzed.
I'm babbling.
1062
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:06,500
You know, you surprised me
by getting high.
1063
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,700
You know, you surprised me
by getting high.
1064
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,200
I'm not that much
of a square, Silas.
I did do it once in high school.
1065
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:14,500
Whatever.
1066
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,900
What about you?
We all have secrets.
1067
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,900
Well, if you act right,
I might just let you
in my head one day.
1068
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,100
Whatever.
But I ain't sayin' shit
on the first date.
1069
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,700
Who said this was a date?
1070
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,200
You smoked my weed, didn't you?
And we almost kissed, didn't we?
1071
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:34,200
We did not.
Yes, we did.
1072
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,700
We did not.
Here, hit this.
1073
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:43,700
Oh, my bad.
1074
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,600
Did I spoil the moment?
I can't help it, girl.
You know what?
1075
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,600
Them shits
was talkin' to me.
You know what?
1076
01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:51,600
Oh, my God, look at them.
Turn the headlights off.
Stop it!
1077
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,300
I'm gonna tell you something.
This pimpin' that I got
came from a family tree.
1078
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,300
My granddaddy was a pimp.
1079
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,300
My great-great-great-granddaddy
was a pimp.
1080
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,300
I'm talkin' about
pimpin' been since pimpin'...
1081
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,300
since been pimpin'
since been pimpin'.
1082
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,300
It's in your bloodline.
It's in my blood,
and you will never be that.
1083
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,400
- W-W-W-Why?
- Because, you was born,
1084
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,900
all the people in your family
were assistant pimps.
1085
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,300
You's a pimp.
I never deny you that.
1086
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,700
I thought you was the one
the Lord chose.
1087
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,800
If it had not been for the Lord,
1088
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,600
I would not have had
not a bitch come into my life.
1089
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:24,600
Goddamn, not a--
Not a hell, not a bitch.
1090
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:27,200
Nobody say that now nothin'
like you say that now nothin'.
1091
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:30,000
Not a now, not a bitch.
I still don't know
what that shit mean,
1092
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,000
but it sound good!
1093
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:35,900
Now nothin' mean
�don't get a now nothin'.�
1094
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:38,400
Now nothin'.
A now nothin' nothin' now.
1095
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:42,700
-
- Bitch, shut up
and drive this fuckin' car.
1096
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,200
# Y'all gonna make me
lose my mind #
1097
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,600
# Up in here, up in here #
1098
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:50,000
# Y'all gonna make me
go all out #
1099
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:52,400
# Up in here, up in here #
1100
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,800
# Y'all gonna make me
act the fool #
1101
01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:57,100
# Up in here, up in here #
1102
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,100
#Y'all gonna make me
lose my cool #
1103
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Raging party
with open beer cans in hallway.
1104
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,400
What's this?
1105
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,400
Oh! Oh!
1106
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:30,000
Sterilize hands tonight
with antibacterial cream
many times.
1107
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,700
What do we have here?
1108
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,900
Nothin'.
1109
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,300
Aha!
1110
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,300
Multi-socket extension cubes.
1111
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,100
This is against campus
fire code section 1743
1112
01:04:56,200 --> 01:05:01,300
"Thou shalt not allow
multi-socket extension cubes
in dorm rooms. "
1113
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,000
The extension cords themselves
are intertwined...
1114
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,000
in the most flammable of ways,
1115
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:08,100
and they're producing
an immense amount of heat.
1116
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,700
They could cause an ignition
at any point and igni--
1117
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,100
# I smack him with my dick
and the mike #
1118
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,100
# Y'all niggaz is characters
Not even good actors #
1119
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,500
# Hmm, let's add up
all the factors �
1120
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:22,000
# You wack, you're twisted
your girl's a ho, you broke
the kid ain�t yours #
1121
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,900
Well, I'll be damned.
What is that?
1122
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,300
It's just a baby.
1123
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,700
-
-
1124
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,700
This ain't no damn baby.
What kind of shit is that
hangin' out the back?
1125
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,700
I need to get her home.
Excuse me.
1126
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,900
How's it going, Mad Hatter?
Come on.
1127
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
# Y'all gonna make me
act the fool #
1128
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:52,100
# Up in here, up in here #
1129
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,500
We gonna kill
these motherfuckin' bitches,
huh?
1130
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,400
Hey, look at them
bitches here. Look.
1131
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,800
Hey, little baby bitch.
1132
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:03,400
You little bitch,
you better get up off of me.
Where's my bitches?
1133
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,000
Yo, what's up, homies?
1134
01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:10,000
Where my bitches at?
Where our bitches?
1135
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,300
You got the voice down,
but those outfits no good.
1136
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,200
What's wrong with my shit?
Homey, please.
1137
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:21,900
Your Halloween costume.
If you pimp, you broke pimp.
1138
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,900
You know you
fucked up, Woody.
Come on with it.
1139
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,300
Baby powder?
What smell that is?
You changing diapers? Ah!
1140
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,700
Ah!
1141
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:11,000
What the fuck is all this?
What y'all three bitches want?
1142
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:13,700
- Tell them, Powder!
- We already got pussy.
Y'all come back later.
1143
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,800
I'm about to knock you
the fuck out.
1144
01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:18,400
I'm gonna do the knocking out.
Come on with it.
1145
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,200
Oh!
1146
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:31,200
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
1147
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,700
Where you going?
You gotta stay.
1148
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:40,300
Campus-smelling
little motherfucker!
1149
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,500
Plus, there's no room
in the limo!
1150
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,600
I'll be back for you, man.
1151
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,100
You ain't gonna need that.
1152
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,600
-
- The cops!
1153
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:56,100
Somebody owes me
for one night's worth of
flat-back fuckin' up in here!
1154
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,500
Whoa!
1155
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,300
This is exhilarating.
But don't get the wrong idea.
1156
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,500
Megan and I have never done
anything like this before.
1157
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,400
We're virgins. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, both of us.
1158
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:17,800
Molly and I are really into
D'Angelo. Do you have any?
1159
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,800
Ain't that a--
Hell, no, we ain't got no--
1160
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,700
And while you're
sittin' in this car,
you don't run shit.
1161
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,300
- Tell them, Powder.
- Dick drive this car, not pussy.
1162
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,400
-
- Oh, you think it's funny, bitch?
1163
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:34,000
This is pimpin' here.
I been on Wheel of Fortune,
Price is R--
1164
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:38,700
- Oh, bitch. Come on with it.
- You'd rather piss eau de crude
than piss off Powder.
1165
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,700
Oh, that's fine.
Keep on laughin'.
Bring your face over here.
1166
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,400
-
- Pay that shit.
1167
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,700
Oh.
1168
01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:51,700
Wow. Ooh.
1169
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,600
Man, ain't no more.
All of Ivory's ashes
was in just that plant.
1170
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,100
Now let's go see what this
Dean �Stick Up His Ass� want.
1171
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,600
He probably gonna curse us out
about that wild-ass party.
1172
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:10,400
Man, that party
was not that wild.
1173
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:14,600
Yeah, it did get
a little out of hand.
You know what I'm sayin'?
1174
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,500
Sex novelties,
obscenity, fighting,
1175
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,500
indecent exposure,
1176
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,900
rock bands,
without a permit.
1177
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,900
Welcome, gentlemen,
to academic probation.
1178
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:30,200
Damn, who gonna be our P.O.?
1179
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,300
How charmingly ghetto.
1180
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,500
You're dismissed.
1181
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:42,300
We ain't got no Ivory,
1182
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:45,100
we about to get kicked
the fuck out of here...
1183
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,200
and what the fuck
are you doin'?
1184
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,500
Oh, I'm workin'
on my truth serum.
1185
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,000
Why you gotta sound
all belligerent about
my shit anyway?
1186
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,100
Belligerent?
Yeah, belligerent.
1187
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:57,600
As in abusive or truculent.
1188
01:09:57,700 --> 01:10:00,900
Yo, you keep on usin' them
big-ass Harvard words,
1189
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:03,800
and your ghetto pass
is gonna get revoked, buddy.
1190
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,900
Why don't you go pick up
a book or something?
1191
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,800
If I get this shit right,
I get an �A� in botany class.
1192
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:12,700
- Ah, motherfucker.
- When I was 12,
1193
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,900
I used to love watching
my dogs hump.
1194
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,900
- We used to have a good time.
-
1195
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,100
- Whoa!
- Ah!
1196
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,200
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
1197
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,800
- What the fuck is that?
-
1198
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:34,900
I'm gonna have to tweak
this shit a little.
1199
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,300
Me hungry.
1200
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,800
I say we burn them books,
1201
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:45,300
go to that graveyard,
find us a smart dead guy
and smoke his skeleton ass.
1202
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,900
We sit down, blaze up,
1203
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,200
hit the books
for a few hours a day,
we got this.
1204
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:56,200
I'm tellin' you.
We don't need no smart dead guy.
1205
01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:59,800
Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1206
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,800
Light that shit up.
1207
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,500
Hit them books!
1208
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,100
# One, two,
One, two, three, yeah #
1209
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,200
# In-slum-national underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp
the ground #
1210
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:19,200
# Like a million elephants
with silverback orang-utans
You can�t stop a train #
1211
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:22,400
# Sittin� in a drop-top
soakin� wet, in a silk suit
tryin� not to sweat #
1212
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,500
# Hittin� somersaults without
the net, but this'll be the
year that we won�t forget #
1213
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,900
# One nine nine nine
ano domi ni, anything goes #
1214
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,100
# Don�t pull the thang out
Unless you plan to bang #
1215
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:38,100
# Bombs over Baghdad
Yeah, yeah #
1216
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,000
# Don�t even bang unless
you plan to hit something #
1217
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,100
# Bombs over Baghdad
These are our midterms?#
1218
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,800
See what I'm sayin�?
See what I'm sayin�?
All "F's, " son.
1219
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:48,200
We are fucked.
Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked!
1220
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:53,800
How did I fail
women's studies?
I love bitches!
1221
01:11:56,600 --> 01:12:00,800
What are we doing?
Looking for
a smart dead guy.
1222
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,600
Well, guys, hey!
1223
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,700
This guy 'll do.
He's a president.
1224
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,700
Yeah, he should know
all the fuckin' answers.
1225
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:14,600
Answers?
What are you talking about?
1226
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:18,400
Wait, no, no, no! You can't
dig up somebody's grave!
That's disgusting!
1227
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,500
You guys don't think
that there's anything wrong
with this?
1228
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:26,400
Huh? You guys are fucked up!
What are you gonna do
with this now?
1229
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:33,300
Ah, shit!
1230
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:35,500
Oh, God!
Stop actin' like
a little bitch!
1231
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,200
Get the body.
1232
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,100
What the fuck
are you doing?
1233
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:48,800
Get the body. You should
have some more respect
for an ex-president, asshole.
1234
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,100
Come on.
Put this shit on your back.
1235
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,100
Oh, God, no!
1236
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,900
Get up before I smack
the shit out of you.
1237
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,900
Come on, come on, come on.
1238
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,300
Oh, my God. It's so good.
1239
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:11,000
Fly! Go fly!
1240
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,100
Yo, Silas.
What's up, dog?
1241
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,700
-
- Whoa, who are you?
1242
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,000
Do you see me?
1243
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:20,800
- Relax! Relax!
- Open, window! Open, window!
1244
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:23,700
Yo, what the fuck
are we gonna do now?
1245
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,200
Fuck you think we gonna do?
We gonna smoke his ass,
1246
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:28,700
then we gonna start
askin' questions.
1247
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:33,700
Wait a minute. Didn't
you put the ashes in the soil
before you grew the plant?
1248
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,400
We ain't got no time for that
shit. We gotta grind him now.
Get this arm.
1249
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:41,000
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1250
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:44,500
This is
a motherfuckin' president, man.
What the fuck are we doin'?
1251
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,800
You wanna stay in Harvard
or what?
1252
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:49,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1253
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,900
I Need Money,
did you check him for any
jewelry or money or anything?
1254
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,100
Fuck all that, man.
Listen, I'm cuttin'
this arm now.
1255
01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,800
Get the arm!
Get the arm, man.
1256
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,200
Y'all calm down!
We got this. Calm down.
1257
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:11,900
-
This is insane.
- Oh, shit!
1258
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,600
You is a nasty
motherfucker!
1259
01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:32,700
I can't smoke a finger!
1260
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,900
-
- This shit's not workin'.
1261
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,300
Hey, what up, bros?
1262
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,400
I didn't know that you guys
were gonna be here.
1263
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:47,000
I saved your plant.
1264
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,300
What did you do to it?
This is a special plant.
1265
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,400
- I know.
- You stole our plant!
1266
01:14:55,500 --> 01:15:00,000
Damn right, he stole your plant.
Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up
all the plant.
1267
01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:03,800
You're gonna have to study
on your own. Damn, they can't
hear me or see me. Tell�em!
1268
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:06,200
Well, you know, someone else
was breakin' in here,
1269
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:10,600
so I caught them
and you can give me a reward,
like more of the plant.
1270
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:12,900
Man, we ain't got no more
goddamn plant!
1271
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,300
Hoggin' all the good shit.
1272
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:19,900
- Wait. Ivory here?
- Yeah, maybe.
1273
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,800
- Repeat after me.
- Repeat after me.
1274
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:23,100
Yo, dog.
Yo, zog.
1275
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,900
- Dog.
- og.
1276
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,900
You idiot.
You idiot!
1277
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,800
I'm disappearin'.
I'm disappearing.
1278
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,100
- What?
- What?
1279
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,800
- What?
- What?
- What?
1280
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,000
This reminds me
of my lab back at the crib.
1281
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:41,200
I have some of the same stuff.
How'd you get that?
1282
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:44,200
- I stole it.
- Just place them
on the wall there.
1283
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:47,200
Um, well, well, well.
1284
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:51,500
Never thought
I'd find you two ghetto asses
up in here studying.
1285
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:55,100
- Ghetto asses?
- Oh, did I say that?
1286
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:58,100
Oh, it must be the effects
of the brownies you sent me.
1287
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:01,100
They must still be in my system.
1288
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,700
Lauren,
how's the project coming?
1289
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,700
Fine. As a matter of fact,
1290
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,100
I'm going to check on that
right now.
1291
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:09,700
- You know, I got to go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1292
01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:10,800
- You know, I got to go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1293
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:14,700
Yo, Dean.
Yo, why you gotta be a hater?
1294
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:17,400
Oh, yes, I'm a hater.
I hate pot-smoking punks...
1295
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,300
that think that everything
should just be given to them.
1296
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,400
You two are an absolute disgrace
to this university.
1297
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:26,500
Yo, Dean, man,
what are those?
1298
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:30,200
Oh, these.
These are invitations
to the alumni celebration...
1299
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:32,500
in which the vice president
will be attending...
1300
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,500
and Lauren will be unveiling her
Benjamin Franklin experiment.
1301
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:40,600
Certain students will be invited--
those that pass their finals.
1302
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,600
For real?
But you won't pass
your finals.
1303
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:47,300
You'll fail, and then I'll have you out
of my hair and out of Harvard.
1304
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:51,000
Happy studying, gentlemen.
1305
01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:53,200
Fuck!
1306
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,300
I'm trying to do my thing.
It's pimpin' over here.
1307
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:59,300
- Baby Powder, when you gonna
pay us our money?
- I got a $25 money order--
1308
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,200
$25?
Money order?
1309
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,500
- That you bitches can split.
- Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
1310
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,900
Come on with it.
I got you.
1311
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:11,200
- If it ain't �Rice Puff Daddy.�
- No, no, Powder. That's �Run M.S.G.�
1312
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:14,900
- Hey, what you listening to, brother?
- Wu-Tang.
1313
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,200
Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang.
I came to bring the pain
1314
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,200
Hardcore to the brain
Dollar, dollar bill, y'all
1315
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:23,600
We don't listen
to that Chinese shit.
We do this. This what we do.
1316
01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:25,800
Oh, you can't dance!
1317
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,100
You need to sit down.
Mm-mm.
1318
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:31,200
I'm gonna round them
motherfuckin' almond eyes
of yours out, understand me?
1319
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,800
Hold on, Powder.
Let's not get �ignant.�
1320
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,800
Maybe he just came here
to pay our money.
1321
01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:40,000
No, actually,
I come for your girls.
Ooh!
1322
01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:43,400
Actually,
you gonna come back and give me
them two duck sauces your mama--
1323
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:49,200
Let me get my switchblade out.
Let me get my blade.
1324
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:52,100
-
- Ooh, shit!
1325
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,800
Come on, bitch.
Man, it was two egg rolls,
It wasn't duck sauce.
1326
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:57,800
-
-
1327
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,000
Ooh!
Ooh! Ow!
1328
01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:05,300
Who the bitch now, bitch?
Bitch!
1329
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,300
I need to slap
my goddamn self for that.
1330
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:12,400
Pimps go through this kind
of shit from time to time.
1331
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,200
Mm.
1332
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,400
Yes, Dean Cain here.
1333
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,700
Yes, I did receive them.
As a matter of fact,
1334
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:26,000
I was just going over Silas
and Jamal's grades...
1335
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,100
and I see they're all �F's.�
1336
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,500
Yes. I agree.
1337
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:33,500
Very sad. Very sad indeed.
1338
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,700
Yes.
Well, I'll speak to you later.
1339
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,700
Bye-bye.
1340
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,300
Yes, yes, yes!
1341
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:47,000
Ah!
Hey!
1342
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:51,600
Dean Cain expects us
off campus by Monday.
1343
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,100
It went that bad
in botany class?
1344
01:18:54,100 --> 01:18:56,600
Kid lost
about 1 5 pounds of fluid.
1345
01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:01,700
And that
was just from the mouth.
And I'm still below a 2.0.
1346
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,900
Man, we gonna get
kicked the fuck out this school.
1347
01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:07,100
Maybe I can go back
to being your manager...
1348
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,700
and you strip at that club again
like you used to.
1349
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,700
No, we can't give up.
1350
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,300
You can't let the dean win.
1351
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:17,800
Did Commander Riker give up
when the Borg infiltrated
the Starship Enterprise...
1352
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,100
and Captain Picard came back
all half robot?
1353
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:23,300
The Borgs? They're here!
1354
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:26,800
Oh, God, run for your life!
Oh!
1355
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:31,300
My point is that you two--
My point is
shut the fuck up!
1356
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,300
It's over.
1357
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:36,200
And we out of here.
Wash my hands.
1358
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,700
Silas, man, you can't give up.
1359
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:42,900
If you get this
botany grade changed,
they have to keep you.
1360
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,200
My-- Yeah, my truth serum.
Yeah.
1361
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:49,400
I gotta fix it. Yo!
That's right.
1362
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:55,200
Yo, yo
1363
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,600
Here's your coffee.
1364
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,700
Nausea.
1365
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,600
Ah, Bart.
Nice to see you.
1366
01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:20,600
Listen.
I think I have a solution
to your little problem.
1367
01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:25,800
Oh, no. I already got
the prescription filled.
Zing!
1368
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:29,500
Not that problem.
I'm talking about the boys.
1369
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,200
Those rejects
have been rejected.
1370
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:35,800
Yo, Dean Cain, look who's back!
1371
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,600
Holler.
1372
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:41,600
- Dean, what a surprise.
Look who's here.
- How exciting.
1373
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,700
Guys, we weren't expecting you,
but you're right on time.
1374
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,200
Let's go meet
the next likely leader
of the free world.
1375
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,100
What are you two doing here?
1376
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:56,100
Couldn't have my future ex-wife
show up to some bigwig event...
1377
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,100
without her daddy on her arms.
1378
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:02,100
Ain't that right, baby?
Right, Daddy.
1379
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,900
Old friends, fellow alums,
1380
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:07,400
it's wonderful
being back here at Harvard...
1381
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,900
where I get to see
my beautiful daughter.
1382
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:12,100
Hi.
Hi, Daddy. Daddy.
1383
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,000
Mm-hmm.
This is Jamal.
Jamal, this is my dad.
1384
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,600
Ah, hello, Jamal.
Mr. President.
1385
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:21,200
And I call you Mr. President
'cause I know you gonna
rock this election.
1386
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,200
I hope you're right, son.
Uh-oh, camera.
1387
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,800
All right, Ivory.
This is the last of you.
Do your stuff.
1388
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,500
Ha!
Oh, hey, hey, hey, Professor.
What's going on?
1389
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,100
Nice to see you again.
Listen. Tonight,
1390
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,300
I got a feeling you gonna
see my experiment work.
1391
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,600
I hope we don't have
to pass out any barf bags.
1392
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:49,300
Don't even worry about that.
See, I found my secret ingredient.
1393
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,300
By adding a little bit
of chro-- cannabis,
1394
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,500
I was able
to counteract the nausea.
1395
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:58,300
I'm proud of you.
Thank you, Professor.
Thank you, man.
1396
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,800
- I actually feel wonderful.
- Isn't he great, Daddy?
1397
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,600
Yeah.
Yeah.
1398
01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:10,600
He's great.
He's great.
1399
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,500
- Good service.
- Hey, Jamie.
1400
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,900
Here's your dad
after a frat party.
1401
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,000
We don't want the dean
to get his panties in a bunch.
1402
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,600
He might want to spank us!
Oh, sit down.
1403
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:38,000
Wait a minute. I know
you all two ain't over here
playin' grab ass...
1404
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,100
while I'm entertainin'
my future vanilla villa
father over there, are you?
1405
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,800
Yeah, oh, yeah!
Yeah?
1406
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,400
Man, look, man. The serum
workin', man. They hot, dog.
Look! Hey, man, look.
1407
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:51,000
I got somethin' to tell you.
Man, I been pinchin'
your weed off.
1408
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:53,500
What you tellin' me for?
Damn.
1409
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:56,300
I don't know. I guess
it's that new serum, man.
1410
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,700
I'm sorry, man.
That's okay.
Don't even worry about it.
1411
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:03,500
No, it ain't all right, man.
Yo, I been takin' your CDs.
I been usin' your weed pipes.
1412
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,800
I even been lookin' at Lauren's
ass a couple of times, man.
Whoa!
1413
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:12,200
She's fine, and if she gave
me the chance, I would wax that
ass till she show me what she--
1414
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,800
Whoa, whoa!
Hold up.
1415
01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:17,000
Jamal, I will take that
as a compliment.
1416
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:19,900
Thank you.
1417
01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:21,300
Thank you.
1418
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,800
We all know that Harvard
has been honored to host...
1419
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:27,000
some of Benjamin Franklin's
artifacts, which I personally found.
1420
01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:30,100
Like this cannon-like
article back here.
1421
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:34,200
Now later you can take note
of the foot-operated carburetor,
1422
01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:38,100
the reservoir
and the top-loading bud bowl.
1423
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:40,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
Harvard is now...
1424
01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:45,300
the proud owner
of America's first... bong.
1425
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,600
A bong?
1426
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:52,200
This is, this is outrageous!
1427
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:54,900
If Benjamin Franklin
were here today,
1428
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:57,900
he would deny and denounce
any claim...
1429
01:23:57,900 --> 01:23:59,900
to these so-called findings.
1430
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,200
I'm gonna have
to disagree on that.
1431
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:05,700
Yo, Ben, tell this fool.
Is that a bong or what?
1432
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:09,000
Yep. It's the liberty bong.
Light that shit.
1433
01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:13,100
Smoke that shit,
pass that shit.
1434
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,700
Yo, you gotta come
to this party, Ben.
1435
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,100
- Hey, man. Hey.
- Come on, man. Smoke.
1436
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,800
Gerald!
1437
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,500
Oh, yeah!
1438
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,600
This is insane!
1439
01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:30,700
What are you all laughing at?
1440
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,900
Dean, I have had it
with your uptight,
1441
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:36,200
- self-serving,
overopinionated ass!
- Get�im!
1442
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:38,700
In short, you are fired!
1443
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:43,100
-
- Hit the bricks, dog!
1444
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:48,600
Get down with my girlfriend
1445
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,800
That ain�t right
1446
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,100
The bi g payback
1447
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:03,300
Silas!
Jamal.
1448
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:07,300
Yo, dog, man.
Look like you did it, dog, man.
You got a new serve, man.
1449
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,900
You gonna be
an herbal scientist, my brother.
1450
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:12,300
Me and you turned this place
upside down, didn't we?
1451
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,800
Did we!
Amazing what two brothers...
1452
01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:17,700
from the P. can do with just
a little bit of opportunity.
1453
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,700
Word.
Holler at your dogs, man.
1454
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:23,400
I will, man.
1455
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:25,400
-
-
1456
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:28,000
Secret Service!
1457
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,300
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on
the black-on-black crime, bro.
1458
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:38,900
Oh, this motherfucker done
messed up my shit!
1459
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,300
Back up! Back up, nigger!
You better give me three feet!
1460
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,700
Give me three feet!
1461
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,300
- Whoa!
-
1462
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:52,400
Hey, get up.
Oh, my God
1463
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,400
Oh, cool.
1464
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:58,000
Take him away, boys.
Take your hands off of me!
Do you realize who I am?
1465
01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:01,800
- What are you looking at?
- I Need Money, you talked!
1466
01:26:01,900 --> 01:26:04,700
Why, yes, Jamal.
It is somewhat
of a surprise to me also.
1467
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:09,800
Lord, it's a gift!
It's a gift from above!
Make it float like a dove!
1468
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,900
Make it scream like Michael
in a rhinestone glove.
Lord, Lord, Lord.
1469
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,900
Popcorn player.
Popcorn player.
1470
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,200
I didn't inhale!
Woo-hoo!
1471
01:26:25,300 --> 01:26:27,600
God, this is the wildest time
I've ever had.
1472
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,400
You won't mind that I'm bangin'
your daughter on the regular.
1473
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,400
No, no!
Not at all.
1474
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:35,900
Good,�cause Jamal's
gonna be my baby daddy.
1475
01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:39,500
Ah, son, welcome to the family.
1476
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,800
Daddy.
1477
01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:46,200
Silas, your experiment
was a success.
1478
01:26:46,300 --> 01:26:50,000
Your serum worked, and you're
going to get an �A� in my course.
1479
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,700
Ooh, Professor!
So that means I get to stay.
1480
01:26:52,900 --> 01:26:56,200
You betcha!
You can stay as long
as it takes you to graduate.
1481
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:59,000
I don't care.
Right, ladies?
Mmm!
1482
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:01,300
Shall we, ladies?
1483
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,200
Hey, down here!
This is not happening!
1484
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:07,300
Lauren,
you are coming with me!
1485
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:10,700
Honey, you have never
satisfied me.
1486
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,900
Huh?
1487
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,900
Silas?
1488
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,900
But I can.
1489
01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:28,400
The day you lay off
is the day you pay off.
1490
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:31,400
We come in here
to get our old bitches,
but if they ain't in here,
1491
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:35,300
we gonna get those
intellect bitches and start
our own new stable, feel me?
1492
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:38,100
Just keep it pimpalicious.
Keep it pimpalicious!
1493
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:41,400
Powder, what are you
doing here?
What are you doing in here?
1494
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:44,300
Well, I've been rolling
this joint for 20 years.
1495
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,400
But if these people knew
I was using your
Dial-A-Ho service,
1496
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,400
they might not understand.
1497
01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:52,600
You are one
of my biggest customers.
You like them hand-jobs,
1498
01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:54,600
fat bitches pissin' on you
all the time.
1499
01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:57,000
I like the ladies.
Licking poodle feets and shit.
1500
01:27:57,100 --> 01:28:00,400
Just stop it right there.
Have you ever been to college?
1501
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:04,200
- Yeah, two years Pussyology.
- Academia. I like it.
1502
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:08,100
Give me a call next week.
I think we can work
something out.
1503
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:11,500
Today's class is called
Pimpology I and II.
1504
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:14,800
I'm one, that's two.
That's what your ass will be...
1505
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,200
if you don't pass this class.
1506
01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:20,100
It got to come out right!
And if it don't come out right,
1507
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,800
you ain't gonna get
the pimp tonight!
1508
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:24,000
- Where my bitches?
- Where my bitches?
1509
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:26,500
Come on with it...
1510
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,200
and let it fly!
1511
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:33,300
Not yourselves!
Shit!
1512
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:36,900
That was deep!
That was deep.
1513
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:40,100
Ten.
Camera rolling shot on "A. "
"D" marker.
1514
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:42,700
Cut!
1515
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:46,200
And another thing, I forgot
my motherfuckin' lines!
1516
01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:50,200
Yo, stop doin' that shit, dog.
You can't be laughin' at me.
1517
01:28:50,300 --> 01:28:52,200
Fuck my close-up up, nigger.
1518
01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:55,800
They know we stole the--
What is that?
1519
01:28:55,900 --> 01:29:01,100
I knew it.
You guys and your lines.
1520
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,300
Can I get some pussy?
Sure. Come on in.
1521
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,000
I told you we should have went
to U.C.L.A.
1522
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:10,600
Man, damn all this.
I'm about to go stick my dick
in a Thermos or something.
1523
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,800
Puffs of purgatory
for everybody. Line�em up!
1524
01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:15,300
Puffs of purgatory, baby!
Puffs of purgatory.
Puffs of purgatory.
1525
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:20,100
See each other no more.
I mean, the fuckin' around--
1526
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,200
Ah, shit!
1527
01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:38,400
I pledge allegiance to the pimp
of the united pimps of America.
1528
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:39,900
Oh!
1529
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,700
Come on, you fuckers!
Call action!
1530
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:46,400
Uh-oh.
I don't give a fuck
if it breaks!
1531
01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:49,000
You hear me?
Goddamn it!
1532
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,400
Turn that goddamn water off!
1533
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:55,000
Cut! Cut! Cut!
1534
01:29:55,100 --> 01:29:56,500
- Cut.
- Cut.
1535
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:59,500
- Cut!
- Cut!
- Cut!
1536
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:03,100
The movie's over. Go home.
Why don't you get
out of your seat?
1537
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,200
Go home! Go home!
All y'all.
Y'all don't wanna leave!
1538
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:11,000
# Yo, ladies and gentlemen
Smoke cheeba cheeba
Smoke cheeba cheeba #
1539
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:13,000
# We got Toni Braxton
up in the house #
1540
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,200
# So high that I can kiss
the skies, bitch #
1541
01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:17,700
# We live up in here, y'all #
1542
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,100
# How high, motherfuckers
How high #
1543
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,300
# How, how, how, how
How, how, how, how #
1544
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:24,800
# Yo, yo, yo #
1545
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:27,100
# Tical shittin� again
Spittin� to win #
1546
01:30:27,300 --> 01:30:29,800
# Load they guns clip in the end
None sicker than him #
1547
01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:32,800
# Yes, indeed
I'm ill as any S. T.D.
or sex disease #
1548
01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:34,800
# These dirty rats
want extra cheese #
1549
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:37,300
# On that piece of the pie
Now ask me how high #
1550
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,800
# Until you reach for the sky
Blame the crooked letter "I" #
1551
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,200
# That's my home
Twenty three's
wrapped in chrome #
1552
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,800
# Not only snap on y'all niggers
but I'll snap dem bones #
1553
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:47,200
#Slap your dome
Make you leave
that crack alone #
1554
01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:49,500
# You got the key to the city
but the latch is on #
1555
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,500
# I gots it locked
bringin� the noise #
1556
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:54,000
# Bringin� the funk Dr. Spock
Bringin� my boys #
1557
01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:57,200
# Bringin� you lungs
Pop the Glock but only
1558
01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,900
# Jack the Ripper
don�t make me have to kill
this bitch #
1559
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,400
# Back to get ya
Put it in check
That's the mista
1560
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,000
# Meth with his wood
on your neck
Shut your lips up #
1561
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,900
# Smoke cheeba cheeba
Smoke cheeba cheeba #
1562
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,000
#So high that I could kiss
the sky #
1563
01:31:17,900 --> 01:31:20,200
#Brick city
to the crooked letter I #
1564
01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:24,200
# Let's get, let's get
Let's get
Yo, yo #
1565
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:27,400
# Yo, you can call on the man
when the party is borin� #
1566
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,900
# I had these ho�s strippin�
till it's part of the mornin� #
1567
01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:32,500
#I love a fat chick
with a body enormous #
1568
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,900
# It ain�t about the weight, yo
It's how they perform it #
1569
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,500
# My dash is 10
My weed half a pound #
1570
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:40,000
# When there's smoke in the air
my nose is like a basset hound's #
1571
01:31:40,100 --> 01:31:42,300
# I don�t stash the drug
Nigga, divide #
1572
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:45,500
# I'm that nigga that ride
with a trigger to get a supply #
1573
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:47,500
# High is how I stay
all the time #
1574
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,900
# Niggas, close the door
Yo, bitches
shut all your blinds #
1575
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,500
# If I'm hard to find
take two puffs and pass #
1576
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:55,000
# I stayed back
but my Benz moved up a class #
1577
01:31:55,100 --> 01:31:57,600
# It's Dock and Meth
The format is real sickening #
1578
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,000
# Contagious
We out for Mista Biggs women #
1579
01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:02,300
# You better shut your trap
when my dogs around #
1580
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:05,100
# We pissin� on fire hydrants
so walk around, bitch #
1581
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,200
# Smoke cheeba cheeba
Smoke cheeba cheeba #
1582
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:15,000
# Yeah, so high
till I reach the sky #
1583
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:20,400
# Brick city
and the crooked letter "I" #
1584
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:23,000
# Let's get, yo
Let's get #
1585
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,000
# Yo, let's get #
1586
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,300
# Mista Method Man
puttin� in work foot in the dirt #
1587
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,900
#Like it's all good roll
through your hood
pushin� a hearse #
1588
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,200
# I wish y'all would come
around like Clint Eastwood #
1589
01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:34,900
# As if your, reppin� your hood
in my neck of the woods #
1590
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,900
# Street vanillas in the pj's #
1591
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,100
# Grimy bitch,
I wear the same shit
for three days #
1592
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:43,100
# Find me lit
Blunts spark like Felipe
Fuck the he say, she say #
1593
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:47,300
# You're just a mike off
Yo, call me Bob Backlund
I break backs on ho�s #
1594
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:50,500
# Who look like Toni Braxton
Can run with these bony
masked men #
1595
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,700
#I'm out the gutter
I'm out to send your
baby mother out for rubbers #
1596
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:57,300
# We fuckin� tonight
Bitches wanna crowd around
while I'm cuppin� the mike #
1597
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:59,900
# I'm a gorilla,
leave a banana
stuck in your pipe #
1598
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,300
# 'Cause I'm a real block winner
The Doc inna #
1599
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:05,100
# Bitch, one of my balls
bigger than the Epcot Center #
1600
01:33:06,100 --> 00:00:00,000
^ xSilver ^
1601
00:00:01,305 --> 00:01:01,361
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