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[instrumental music]
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♪ Baby love my baby love ♪
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♪ I need you oh how I need you ♪
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♪ But all you do
is treat me bad ♪
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♪ You break my heart
and leave me sad ♪
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♪ Oh tell me
what did I do wrong ♪
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♪ To make you
stay away so long ♪
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♪ Baby love my baby love ♪♪
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(Aristotle)
'Okay, thank you, thank you!'
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That was terrific,
girls, really!
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I think we can do better.
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Uh, Aristotle, I'm the director
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and you're the assistant.
So I say, "Thank you."
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And I decide
when we can do better.
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- 'Okay?'
- Okay, you're my man!
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I gotta make you
look good, right?
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Thank you. Thank you, girls.
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Okay..
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Uh, Oliver Stevens, get ready!
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What's all this about, "Hair?"
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Well, it's a musical,
and we're doing it.
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The one with long-haired
hippie dope addicts
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that sing dirty songs
and they all dance naked?
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No, this is the one
with "Aquarius"
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and "Let The Sunshine In"
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"Hell no, we won't go."
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Well, hell, no,
there won't be no show!
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Oh, Dr. Samuels!
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Look, there will be
a show, okay?
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Because it has
a very important message.
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"Make love, not war."
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Right. Unsafe sex
among draft dodgers!
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Uh, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore..
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- Simone.
- Simone?
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- 'Hi'
- Hey!
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- Mercy try-out?
- Aristotle!
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- Okay.
- Mr. Moore.
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Uh, c-can this wait
for just a moment?
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Uh, Simone?
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Oh, well, um, first,
I'd like to say something.
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I mean, I've always been
sort of stuck in the back
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or making costumes or something.
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But this time, well--
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Yeah, you'd like a,
a larger role.
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I know it's a lot to ask.
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But I really need it
to get over my shyness.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You're gonna walk around naked
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in front of the whole school
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to get over your shyness?
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- Naked?
- Yeah, we're doin' "Hair," man.
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At the end of the first act
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everybody takes
their clothes off.
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Naked?
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Well, that's the way
I remember it, yeah.
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Never mind.
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[indistinct yelling]
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct yelling]
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Mr. Moore! Naked?
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Come on, Viki,
you're halfway there already.
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[laughing]
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Hey, Mr. Moore, you said you did
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"Hair" in the '60s, right?
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Yes, in a rogue company.
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(Alex)
'A-and every night'
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you had to take
your clothes off, right?
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I'm afraid so.
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You're doing the nude scene?
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- No, we're not!
- You got that right, baby!
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What do they got
a problem about?
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I don't know!
What's the matter, girls?
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You afraid of taking off
your clothes?
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No way! Not a prayer!
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Wait, wait, let's take a vote.
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- No voting!
- Relax!
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Now, everybody that's in favor
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of doing this scene
without clothes
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raise your hands.
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What?
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Okay, uh..
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...everybody in favor of doing
it with clothes, your hands..
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[clears throat]
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Well, nudity wins.
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- What!
- What?
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- No way!
- Yes!
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Okay, guys, let's take it off!
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Uh, now?
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Yeah, we have to see
what you're gonna look like.
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Yeah, Dennis, we could all
use a good laugh.
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- Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off!
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So, does anybody wanna
change their vote?
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I would like to.
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[Viki mimicking chicken]
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Okay, well..
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Looks like that carries, there
will be no nudity on stage.
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- That's better.
- Yeah.
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- The audience will be naked.
- What?
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Okay, Simone.
Uh, let's hear your song.
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Uh, okay.
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[piano music]
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[indistinct singing]
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Uh, um, is something wrong?
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Too soft.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Moore,
let's just forget it.
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You were doing fine,
Simone, really!
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And another thing,
no dirty words.
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- Fine, no dirty words, okay.
- Good.
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Actually, there will be some
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colorful, strong,
earthy words, but--
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- Which ones?
- Uh..
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- Well..
- Kisselback and Lux.
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Kisselback? Lux!
You can't say that!
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Monica Kisselback and Manfred
Lux, they're just auditioning.
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Look, r-read the script, okay?
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- Oh..
- Okay. Let's go, folks.
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Just to prove that we
can get down and dirty
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like everybody else.
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We've taken the liberty
of auditioning
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with one of the actual songs
from "Hair."
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Yes. Picture us,
if you will, as black people.
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What?
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It's nothing.
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♪ White boys
give me goosebumps ♪
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♪ White girls give me chills ♪
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♪ When they touch my shoulder ♪
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♪ That's the touch that kills ♪♪
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[applauding]
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Ah! There you go.
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Don't you love this show?
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- I hate it.
- You love the movie!
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You told me you saw "Hair"
and you loved it.
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I got the name wrong.
I saw "Shampoo."
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You can't say this!
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You know, if they said it
on stage 20 years ago
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surely, we can say it now.
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The message of this play
is un-American.
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It's about American history,
when the country
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was deeply divided
by the war in Vietnam.
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And the last time I checked
freedom of speech
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was still in the constitution.
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Not according to the head
of the English department.
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- Mrs. Hartman?
- She's outraged.
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That's interesting,
we haven't done the play yet.
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Great idea! Do it next year,
after she retires.
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Sorry.
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Okay, Dennis Blunden
and Arvid Engen.
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[piano music]
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♪ Bess ♪
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♪ You is my woman now ♪
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♪ You is.. ♪♪
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So, compare that
to what's happened
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recently in Eastern Europe.
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Ordinary citizens band together
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and they demand
that their governments
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respond to the will
of the people.
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Which is what was happening
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here in America
in the late 1960s
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with the peace movement.
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Which is reflected
very nicely in "Hair."
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[bell rings]
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Okay. Tomorrow.
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Uh...Mr. Moore,
speaking of "Hair.."
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- 'Yeah, Mr. Moore.'
- Oh! Cast list.
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- 'Yeah!'
- 'Whoo! Alright!'
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- Berger will be played by Eric.
- Yes!
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Alex will be Claude.
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[cheering]
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T.J., Sheila.
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- Yeah!
- 'Whoo!'
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- Viki, Jeanie.
- Alright!
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Sarah and Darlene,
Crissy and Lafayette.
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(Sarah)
'Alright!'
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Simone, are you sure
you wouldn't
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'give it another chance?'
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Oh, Mr. Moore..
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...I just get so frightened.
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I mean, I thought
I could do it, but..
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Aw, come on, Simone!
You were really good!
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I don't know, heh.
Um, maybe.
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Simone!
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Dennis, you know,
your plant was incredible
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in, in "Little Shop."
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And who could ever forget
your Seymour?
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[chuckling]
But?
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But, uh, I think we should give
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someone else a chance
this time.
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- Chorus?
- Not exactly.
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- We're dancers?
- Uh, a little farther up stage.
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- Uh, how..
- Much..
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...further?
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- Off stage actually.
- Wha..
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Uh, Aristotle is gonna be
designing the sets
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and I think the two of you
are perfect
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to make those sets happen.
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W-w-wait a minute, Aristotle
is not only in the show
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but he-he designs the sets
and he's the assistant director?
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Don't forget, choreographer.
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Damn, I'm good. Ha-ha.
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- Have fun.
- Bye.
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What do you mean..
Hey, wait, I-I apologize.
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I was just kidding,
come on, you guys. Have a heart.
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Come on, please?
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- Alright.
- Okay.
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- Great! Cool!
- Thank you.
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Mm-hm. Alan!
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I want you to be Claude's
father, dad number one, okay?
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That's kind of a small part,
isn't it?
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Alan! Alan, come on,
there are no small parts!
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There are just parts with fewer
words and less time on stage.
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Right!
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- Mr. Moore.
- Viki.
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Listen, I was very impressed
by your audition.
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Thanks. Listen, I have something
very important to tell you.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Sit down.
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You know how "Hair"
is all about astrology?
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♪ When the moon
is in the seventh house.. ♪♪
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Yep, yeah, I-I thought
it was about a few other things
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but go ahead.
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- I did everybody's horoscopes.
- Oh, great.
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Yeah, everybody's signs
were in perfect harmony.
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It's unbelievable,
according to the stars
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this show should be fabulous.
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- Good.
- But it won't be.
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Why is that?
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Your chart.
It's pure disaster.
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I personally feel that astrology
is a, a load of Taurus.
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- Typical response from a Virgo.
- From a Virgo, yes.
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Just don't forget,
I tried to warn you.
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Thank you.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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You want us to tie-dye
the backdrops?
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Yeah, you tie it in knots
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and then you dip it into
lots of different colors.
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It's total '60s.
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Okay, Manfred.
Uh, now, what's your problem?
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I'm merely saying
that dad number two
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is a waste of my talent.
I'd-I'd make a perfect Berger.
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But no, who's playing Berger?
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The poster boy
for the tone-deaf.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on.
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We got a lot
of work to do, okay?
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Alex, take us to Manchester,
England.
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Manchester, England.
Places, everyone. Please.
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[indistinct chatter]
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(Moore)
'Hey, fellas, come on,
get it in the tank.'
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[piano music]
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♪ Manchester England England ♪
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♪ Across the Atlantic Sea ♪
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♪ And I'm a genius genius ♪
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♪ And I believe in God ♪
254
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,164
♪ And I believe that God ♪
255
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,331
♪ Believes in Claude
that's me ♪♪
256
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,288
But I don't know how long
me bloody old man's
257
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,922
gonna put up with this, do I?
258
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,378
I've gotta get out
of this flat and start
259
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,248
Liverpoolin' it up
with me mates.
260
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,205
Stop that!
You stop that right now!
261
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,085
You were born right here
in dirty..
262
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,222
- Slummy!
- Mucky!
263
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,259
- Polluted.
- Flushing New York.
264
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,564
Start being an American.
265
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,057
The army will make
a man out of you.
266
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,100
Your draft notice arrived today.
267
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,484
(all)
Greetings!
268
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,276
(Alex)
'I've gotta get out
of this flat and start'
269
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,317
'Liverpoolin' it up
with me mates.'
270
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,242
- Wait a minute.
- 'You were born right here..'
271
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,162
- 'Mucky!'
- 'Mucky!'
272
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,456
Will you quit playing around?
273
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,167
Now, we got to do
the whole thing over.
274
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,037
Didn't you see me in there?
I-I could've drowned!
275
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:54,705
Yeah, you'd be 'dyed'
and gone to heaven.
276
00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:00,339
- It's starting.
- Okay, it's not starting, okay?
277
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,766
Mrs. Hartman..
278
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,349
Mr. Moore, I came here
as a teacher of literature
279
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,566
uh, who has great respect
for the English language
280
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,897
and for the theatre to ask
281
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,823
'don't you think this play'
282
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,742
'demands something less'
283
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,280
than the level
of artistic expression
284
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,244
our students should aspire to?
285
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,576
Dammit!
286
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,870
Uh, halfway
through that sentence
287
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,543
I knew I was gonna split
the infinitive
288
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,542
and I couldn't pull out of it.
289
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,044
I was gonna go in after you
290
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,205
and I figured I'd be lost, too.
291
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,014
Why, why don't I use simple
English? It's crap!
292
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:43,144
Please don't do this play.
Do something else.
293
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:47,309
After all, English literature
is an endangered species.
294
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,139
But the power of this play
295
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,015
is not derived from
the eloquence of its language.
296
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,322
Oh-ho.. Oh, dear!
297
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,396
I am beginning to see
why you chose this play.
298
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,624
Suits you...and your
whole generation.
299
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:06,486
So rike, so full of yourself.
300
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,825
So foolish.
301
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,373
So long.
302
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,785
♪ And I believe in God ♪
303
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:19,014
♪ And I believe that God
believes in Claude that's me ♪♪
304
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:23,297
[instrumental music]
305
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,805
Look, Simone,
you have a beautiful voice.
306
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,020
Everybody knows you do
but you.
307
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,612
Wh...i-it's just that
getting up on stage
308
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,858
with those people
staring at me..
309
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,780
Oh, Eric, it's terrifying.
310
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,989
That's why they invented acting.
311
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,859
So beautiful, talented people
312
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,326
who ordinarily have
nothin' else to worry about
313
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,617
can have somethin'
that makes their palms sweat
314
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,661
their knees shake,
and then they throw up.
315
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,115
- You too?
- Everybody.
316
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,786
Now, look, I want you
to go back to Mr. Moore
317
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,256
and finish that audition
because..
318
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,506
Because?
319
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,968
B-because..
320
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,928
...aside from everything else,
321
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,469
I would like to have you
322
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,312
in the cast with me, because..
323
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,267
Because?
324
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,938
Because I, I miss you, okay?
325
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,024
Oh, yes. O-okay.
326
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:21,154
I mean, that's very,
very, very okay.
327
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,406
[bell rings]
328
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,084
(both)
Class.
329
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,368
[mellow music]
330
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,746
- What do we want?
- Peace!
331
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,421
- When do we want it?
- Now!
332
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,169
- What do we want?
- Freedom!
333
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,551
- When do we want it?
- Now.
334
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,218
(all)
Peace now, freedom now!
Peace now, freedom now!
335
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,928
Alright! Alright, cool.
Alright, let's do that again.
336
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,299
- What do we want?
- Peace!
337
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,305
Wait, wait. Hold it, hold it.
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
338
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,058
You guys, this is not
what I asked for.
339
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:57,351
I asked for swirls,
not squiggles.
340
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,896
Hey, squiggle this.
341
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,029
You know, Aristotle,
I've had it about up to here
342
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,436
with your little put-downs.
343
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,450
Aristotle, come here.
344
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,331
- I thought we had settled this.
- It is settled, Mr. Moore.
345
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,081
- It's supposed to be swirls.
- No.
346
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,503
I'm talking about your attitude.
347
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,172
Oh! Heh!
348
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,473
Um, excuse me, Mr. Moore..
349
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,047
If I don't do this now,
I never will.
350
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,803
- What?
- Oh, I think I'm ready to sing.
351
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,926
Oh, that's sweet, Simone
352
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,642
but I-I don't think
we're ready to listen.
353
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,312
Uh, excuse me, this
is the man in charge here.
354
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,522
He says who sings
and who does not, okay?
355
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,901
- Let's hear your song.
- Okay.
356
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,192
Mr. Mark, can you play
"What A Piece Of Work?"
357
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,815
[piano music]
358
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,949
♪ What a piece of work is man ♪
359
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,202
♪ How noble in reason ♪
360
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,325
♪ How infinite in faculties ♪
361
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:05,214
♪ In form and moving
how express and admirable ♪
362
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:11,635
♪ In action how like an angel ♪
363
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:18,389
♪ In apprehension
how like a God ♪
364
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,975
♪ The beauty of the world ♪
365
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:25,901
♪ The paragon of animals ♪
366
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,323
♪ What a piece of work is man ♪
367
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:35,833
♪ How noble in reason ♪♪
368
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,079
[applauding]
369
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:45,166
- Wonderful! Wonderful.
- Very good.
370
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,304
[instrumental music]
371
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,013
What?
372
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,813
At this point,
Berger is down stage center
373
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,308
and I want everybody
dancing circularly around him
374
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,521
sort of like
in a double figure eight.
375
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,982
God, fantastic!
Brilliant, Mr. Moore!
376
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,983
- It's not brilliant, okay?
- Okay, it's not brilliant.
377
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,066
- You're brilliant, man.
- Aristotle!
378
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:13,031
I-I-I dislike groveling as much
as I dislike ego-tripping.
379
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,873
So I-I would be quite content
if you could find a groove
380
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,370
somewhere between
Sniveling Yes Man
381
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,833
and Prima Donna.
382
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,503
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
383
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,922
Uh, I mean, I'll think about it.
384
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,667
Mrs. Hartman.
385
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,974
Could you excuse us
for a moment?
386
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,943
At a time in our history,
when, uh..
387
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,728
...th-there's little
or no respect for the law
388
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:49,993
when our leaders are fighting
a war on drugs
389
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,907
and the airways are polluted
with so much musical filth
390
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,817
that it's almost unbelievable
391
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,236
wh-why is it
that you're doing a play
392
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:02,365
in this school that glamorizes
all those things?
393
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,915
Mrs. Hartman,
with all due respect..
394
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,047
...you're engaged in a complete
395
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,217
and total misinterpretation
of "Hair."
396
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,215
Look, this play, this musical
397
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,101
celebrates freedom
398
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,058
and, and kindness
and gentleness.
399
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,480
And it condemns war
400
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,019
and bigotry, and violence,
and stupidity
401
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,114
just as powerfully
as it first did
402
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,319
20 something years ago.
403
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,029
Well, how about if I speak
powerfully right now?
404
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,325
I insist that you
cancel this show.
405
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,988
You're kidding.
406
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,870
I am not kidding!
407
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,078
I'm warning you.
408
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,455
Thank you, Mrs. Hartman,
but I don't warn.
409
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,587
[mellow music]
410
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,925
♪ She asks me why ♪
411
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,853
♪ I'm just a hairy guy ♪
412
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,482
♪ I'm hairy noon and night ♪
413
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,571
♪ Hair that's the fright ♪
414
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,937
♪ I'm hairy high and low ♪
415
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:18,316
♪ Don't ask me why don't know ♪
416
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,793
♪ Give me down to there hair ♪
417
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,697
♪ Shoulder length or longer ♪
418
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,905
♪ Here baby there mama ♪
419
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,916
♪ Everywhere daddy daddy ♪
420
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,088
♪ Hair ♪♪
421
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,957
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
422
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,304
Hold it!
423
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,178
Look, uh, I think I'm wasting
everybody's time here.
424
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,216
Why, y-you're terrific.
425
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,970
It's not that, it's..
426
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,812
- What's the problem?
- It's Mrs. Hartman.
427
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,178
If I don't catch up
on some of the work
428
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:47,234
that she's been givin' us,
I'm not gonna pass English.
429
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,439
How much work is she giving you?
430
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,898
She keeps piling it on,
I've gotta turn in a paper
431
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,029
comparing Lady Macbeth,
Helen of Troy
432
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,276
and Elizabeth the First,
by Monday.
433
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,898
And I gotta hand in another one
by Friday.
434
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,914
And we've all gotta read
three more books.
435
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,196
- Yeah..
- That's true.
436
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,986
So, what are you saying?
437
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,204
I guess I'm sayin'..
438
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,825
I can't believe
I'm saying this, but..
439
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,793
...I-I can't be on the show.
I'm sorry.
440
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,291
Anyone else?
441
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,376
Mr. Moore, I feel
really terrible about this.
442
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,881
- Sarah?
- Yeah, Mr. Moore, sorry.
443
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,054
Uh-uh, I mean, you know,
with my track record
444
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,472
I can't mess with Ms. H.
445
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,219
It's really too bad,
I mean I was starting to get
446
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,484
into where this play is really
coming from. Later, man.
447
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,768
I finally get up
enough nerve to audition
448
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:35,073
I get a role,
and it's all down the tubes.
449
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,738
Sorry.
450
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,905
You too, hm?
451
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,737
It's all in your chart,
Mr. Moore.
452
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,251
Well, where were we?
453
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,248
[piano music]
454
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:59,045
♪ Here baby there mama
everywhere daddy daddy ♪♪
455
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,392
Okay.
456
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,676
Where do you get off,
pulling a stunt like that?
457
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,556
Like what?
458
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,599
Alex Torres just quit the show
459
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,523
and half of my cast walked out
with him because of you!
460
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,151
I didn't tell anyone
to quit your show.
461
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,782
Although, with that particular
piece of so-called theatre
462
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,070
I hardly think
it'll make any difference.
463
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,584
It makes a world of difference
and you know it
464
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,827
and that is why you did it!
465
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,583
Did what?
466
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,495
Are we gonna keep going
in circles here?
467
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,674
Or do you wanna
solve the problem?
468
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,303
My problem is solved.
469
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,509
Well, that is a blatant abuse
470
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,760
of your authority
over those students.
471
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,602
'Every one of those students
has an assignment.'
472
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,888
And if they don't
turn it in on time..
473
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,483
...it's an automatic F.
474
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:57,519
[instrumental music]
475
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,741
(Mr. Moore)
Next on "Head Of The Class.."
476
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:04,027
I will get this play on
if I have to be on stage myself
477
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,782
with the entire janitorial staff
478
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,164
and a couple of retired
crossing guards.
479
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,751
♪ Here baby there mama ♪
480
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,747
♪ Everywhere daddy daddy ♪
481
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,999
♪ Hair hair hair hair hair ♪♪
482
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,092
We'll be lucky if they don't
put us all in jail.
483
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:24,088
♪ When the moon
is in the seventh house ♪
484
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:29,354
♪ And Jupiter aligns with Mars ♪
485
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:35,309
♪ Then peace will guide
the planets ♪♪
486
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:40,364
♪ Oh let me tell you white boys
give me goosebumps ♪
487
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,030
♪ White boys give me chills ♪
488
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:47,871
♪ When they touch my shoulder ♪
489
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,238
♪ That's the touch that kills ♪♪
490
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,655
Alright, everyone
in this theater is under arrest
491
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,294
for watching this lewd
and obscene show.
492
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,132
- I knew it, I knew it, I knew--
- Alright, buddy, come on.
493
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,787
- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- Oh, no, please.
494
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,665
No, no, it's the end
of the world.
495
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,973
[theme music]
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