All language subtitles for Head.Of.The.Class.S03E20_2

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One final little point
on the war in the Pacific, um..

The raising of the flag
in Iwo Jima..

[screams]
Oh, my God!

There's a spider on my desk!

- Get it off!
- Hang on!

Look out! Look out!

[yells]

- Oh!
- 'Oh!'

- Ew! Dennis!
- Ew!

Guys, it's just licorice.

Come on. Who wants some?

Dennis, this is
the last warning, okay?

Now, one more gag, one more
word, one peep out of you

and you're gone,
you're out of my history class.

- You got it?
- Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Spider?

No, of course not.

(Charlie)
'So, uh, where was I?'

Uh, the raising
of the flag on Iwo Jima

that was reenactment.

The photographer had to ask
the marines to do it over again

because he missed it
the first time.

I'm sorry,
could you repeat that?

I missed it the first time.

[laughing]

That's it, Dennis.
You're gone. You're outta here.

[school bell rings]

Well, there's the bell.
I think we're all outta here.

No, no,
you're, you're gone.

You are out
of my history class.

Mr. Moore, come on. I'm sorry,
I got a little carried away.

It won't happen again,
I promise.

I know it won't happen again.

Goodbye, Dennis.

Come on. One little joke,
it just slipped out.

Please do the same.

Well, you sure put a scare
into him, Mr. Moore.

You know, it's about time.

I can't wait
to see him come back

with his tail
between his legs.

No, he's not coming back
into this history class.

You're not really busting him
from the IHP, are you?

You're just teaching him
a little lesson, aren't you?

Look, Dennis is out
for your good.

He's out for his good.

He's out for good.

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[giggling]

G-get to your seat.

[whispers]
Hey. Shh. Shh. Be cool.
Be cool. Be cool.

[school bell ringing]

- Okay, good morning, everyone.
- Morning.

To start out, who can tell me
something about

General Joseph Stilwell?

Nobody, huh? Uh, okay.

Vinegar Joe Stilwell
earned his nickname--

Mr. Moore, before you start,
if I could take a minute..

I just wanna tell you
that I've had a chance

to think over the way I behaved
in class yesterday

and...boy, was I out of line.

I want to apologize to you,
to the entire class

and give you my sincere,
sincere promise

that this will
never ever happen again.

Dennis, I'm sure
we all appreciate it.

I know it'll never happen again.

Great. See?

Excuse me, Mr. Moore

I have Dennis'
new history assignment here.

- Good.
- What?

Dennis, you're now
in Mr. Tarrash's first period

remedial history class.

- Tarrash's..
- Remedials?

Remedial?

Dennis, it's the only other

history class in first period.

What?

Fillmore can't rearrange
the schedule

just to accommodate you.

Yeah, but...remedial?

Mr. Moore..

[laughs]

Oh, God! You got me scared!

This is a joke!

[laughs]

Whoo! I was worried there
for a second.

Alright, where were we?
Joe Stilwell

Joe Still..

This is not a joke?

[whispers]
Remedial?

[whispers]
Remedial.

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[indistinct chatter]

[grunting]

Well, what've we got here?

Uh, wrong classroom.
Got to go.

Not so fast, bozo.

- Uh, the name's Dennis.
- Whatever.

Hey, guys, you know,
I've never even seen an IHP nerd

up this close before.

[chuckling]

You're actually
kinda funny lookin'.

- Uh, thank you.
- I know him.

He's a friend of Arvid's.

Rhonda! Hi.
Let's have lunch.

Could you ask your friend
to back off, please?

I said I knew you,
I didn't say I liked you.

Oh, uh, Jeff, right?

Remember me? Dennis Blunden,
I was you peer counsellor.

Oh, yeah, dude, you're the one
that gave me the advice

about not cleanin' up my room.

Yeah, how'd that work out?

Uh, not so good.
I'm living in the car now.

Okay, uh, well,
I bet you can play the radio

as loud as you like, right?

Tiny, let him go.

Or it's you and me
in the streets after school.

(all)
'Ooh.'

No problem, T.J.,
I was just, um..

...having some fun with him,
you know, that's all.

Well, well, well. Lo,
how the mighty hath fallen!

Imagine, Big Baby Blunden
on the Planet Remedial.

T.J., I know I'm in trouble,
but I'm happy to see you.

Can the wise cracks
and do what I say.

You might
get out of here alive.

Okay. Thanks for the advice.

[school bell ringing]

Blunden! Get off my desk!

Oh, I forgot to tell you,
don't sit on his desk.

- Thanks.
- Good morning, class.

[indistinct chatter]

- Can't hear you.
- Good morning, Mr. Tarrash!

Still can't hear all of you.

Blunden.

Now that you're in my class,
you will do

what my class does,
you got it?

So I should move my lips
when I read?

- Shut up.
- Dennis.

Make a note of the time, class.

Dennis Blunden just made
his last

wise-guy remark
in this room.

Okay.

Now, what were
we studying yesterday?

Bates.

- Bates!
- What?

Forget it, just stick
with the video games.

There's a great future in it.
T.J.

The American Revolutionary War.

(Tarrash)
Right.

And who were we Americans
fighting? You, Scum.

Scum, come on,
I'm talkin' to you.

What, what are you, deaf?

Hey, come on,
the guy may not be

the brightest guy
in the world

but let him
have some dignity.

Scum is his name.

Not anymore.
I changed it again.

- What is it this week?
- Scab!

[laughs]

Okay.

Scab, who were
the Americans fighting?

Um...the commies?

The British!
Who were the Americans fighting?

- The British.
- Who?

- 'The British.'
- 'Who?'

- The British.
- Good.

Well, I'm confused now.

I thought we were
fighting the English.

Call security.
Somebody stole his brain.

So, tell us, Mr. Blunden

why were we
fighting the British?

Why?

Well, in the words
of Samuel Adams, uh

resident and patriot of the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts--

Forget that.
In here, we keep it simple.

We were fighting the British
because they put a tax on tea.

Got that class?

(all)
A tax on tea.

- That's right.
- Wait.

We went to war
for attacks on tea?

Right.

I thought we went to war

for attacks on Pearl Harbor.

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Mr. Moore,
this has gone far enough.

Blunden has learned his lesson.

He's apologized,
it's time he's back

where he belongs in the IHP.

Thank you, Dr. Samuels.

I'm sorry, Mr. Moore,
I didn't wanna have to call in

the big guns, but, you know,

a guy's gotta do
what a guy's gotta do.

Exactly, that's why this guy's
gotta send you back

to remedial history.

You can't do this,
I'm the principal.

No, I'm the teacher.
Read the rulebook.

You better hurry, Dennis.
Mr. Tarrash hates tardiness.

Dr. Samuels, are you gonna let
this glorified substitute

push you around?

Stand up to him,
don't be a worm!

- Sorry.
- You heard Mr. Moore.

Mr. Tarrash hates tardiness.

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Oh, well, here he is.

The King of Remedial.

Dennis, are you sure you wanna
join us for Honors English?

Yeah, Dennis,
Remedial Reading is starting

a new episode
of "Spiderman" today.

And while we're in calculus

why not try remedial arithmetic?

Yeah, I'll help you out.

One plus one adds up to..

...two.

Et tu, Arvid?

That's good.
Remedial Latin.

You know, you guys think
you're so special.

Well, somebody oughta put you
right in your place.

And who's gonna do it,
the Remedials?

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, how about
a challenge, huh?

The Remedials against the IHP.

- Oh, come on, Dennis.
- Oh.

In what,
breaking and entering?

(Dennis)
'No, in an academic
competition.'

A question and answer face-off.

- Dennis, you're losing it.
- Definitely, Dennis.

We'll see who's gonna lose it.

Are you guys in or, uh

don't you have the guts?

- Uh.
- Come on.

- No, h-he's serious.
- I'm serious.

Okay, alright, fine.
You're on.

Fine. Okay.

- Fine.
- Yeah, sure.

- I'll see you there.
- Great.

If this is your newest gimmick
to be get back in my class

Dennis, I gotta tell you,
it's not gonna work.

This is not a gimmick.

We will meet on you
on the field of battle.

Man for man,
brain for brain

IHP against the Remedials.

Oh, God, what've I done?

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Dennis, run this by me
one more time, you what?

I challenged the IHP.

Alright! A rumble!
We'll kill 'em.

We got the size.
We got the weapons--

Hey, relax,
this is not a rumble.

This is an academic competition.
All we do is answer questions.

What gives you the right
to make challenges for us?

You ain't even been here a week.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

The guy's a joker.
He's just pulling our chain.

Hey, come on,
I have never been more serious.

Oh, yeah, right.
You're serious?

This from a guy with a locker
full of rubber chickens.

[laughing]

I am tellin' you,
we can beat those guys.

I know the IHP
and I know their weaknesses.

Yeah, and we know ours.
We're dumb.

- 'Yeah.'
- Yeah.

Oh, okay,
so, that's what it takes

to be here in remedial?
Being dumb?

No, but it helps.

[laughs]

- Scum.
- Scab.

Scab, sorry.

- You're in a band, aren't you?
- Yeah.

What are the notes
in a C minor seventh Chord?

C, E flat, G, B flat.

Not too dumb.

Rhonda, you went
on a date with Arvid.

Did you understand
a word he said?

- Sure.
- Okay.

You gotta be
pretty smart for that.

- Tiny.
- Look..

I ain't about to make
a fool out of myself.

You guys are gonna be
the laughing stock of Fillmore.

Yeah? Not if we win.

Jeff, how about you?

Count me in.
Like, you're my hero, dude.

Okay, Blunden, I'm in too.

- Okay. Everybody?
- If he's in, then I'm in.

Okay, we're in.
We're gonna do it.

Just tell us what to do, man.

Okay, alright.
Just listen, just listen.

The first thing we gotta do
is pay attention

and listen to Tarrash.

- Woo, hoo-hoo.
- Oh, wait.

I don't know if I can
get into that, man.

Hey, come on,
I know the guy's a jerk

but we need him.
He's got a master's in history.

Okay, we'll try it.
Everybody understand?

- Yeah.
- We show Tarrash respect.

- Right. Yeah.
- Right. Enthusiasm, huh?

Morning, class.

(all)
Good morning, Mr. Tarrash.

Alright, what's goin' on here?

- Nothin', sir.
- Yeah.

We're ready
to learn, Mr. Tarrash.

That's right.

This is another one
of your gags, isn't it, Blunden?

Okay, pal,
you just bought yourself

a one-way ticket to detention.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Tarrash.

Oh, Mr. Moore,
to what do we owe this surprise?

Well, I was hoping
we could discuss

the rules
of the academic competition

before you got
your class started.

What academic competition?

Uh, I challenged the IHP
to a match.

You what?

Mr. Moore, I wonder,
could I see you in the hall

for just a moment?

Thank you so very much.
And you too, Blunden!

Oh, man.

[hooting]

Hey, hey. Hey, let's..
Huh? Come on, you're late.

I don't think I don't know
what's going on here, Moore.

This is all a set-up
for you to

humiliate me in front of
the school, right?

Look, Mr. Tarrash,
uh, this was Dennis' idea.

Absolutely.

Oh, well,
now I get the picture.

You threw Blunden
outta your class

so he'd wind up in my class

so he could get my class
to challenge

your class, right?

Right, and I'm the one
that ordered the 14 pizzas

for you, last Halloween.

You put mayo in that,
right?

Don't think
I didn't know that.

Look, we'll make it
a fair contest, okay?

We limit the number of questions

and we choose a subject
of which both teams

could have equal knowledge.

Like what, the ABCs?

Well, I was thinking
of the Revolutionary War.

- Say, the Battle of Saratoga.
- Yeah!

I did my master's thesis
on the Battle of Saratoga.

- I know that.
- What's the catch?

There's no catch, Frank!

Look, you're an expert.

So, all you have to do is
teach the kids in there

what you know.

Come on, Coach Tarrash.
Give us a chance.

They wanna learn.

I don't believe it.

They said "Good morning" to you
real nice, didn't they?

And they didn't even mutter
anything under their breath.

Well, that's true.

Of course, if it's
frightening to you, Frank..

Wait, no..

- Okay, Moore, you're on.
- Alright! Hah!

Come on, Blunden.
We got work to do.

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End of 1776, the British have
cracked professional troops.

'Well, we've got our small
detachments of volunteers'

'and Washington's little army
hangin' on'

by its teeth
down in Pennsylvania..

Does that remind of anything?

Yeah, uh, the Americans
are the Remedials

and the British are the IHP,
right, dude?

You got it.

- Alright.
- Yeah!

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- Hi.
- Hi.

Well, where is everybody?

I thought we'd scheduled
at least one practice.

Oh, some of them felt
they didn't need it.

Well, at least,
the two of you showed up.

Well, actually, I came
to tell you no one was coming.

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Okay.

Ready!

Aim!

Fire!

[imitating gunfire]

Okay, General Gates,
you got us this time.

Now, all us British can do
is retreat.

Uh, but where do we retreat to?

- Freeman's Farm.
- Great.

Remember that.

(Tarrash)
Oh, well, let me show you
one thing about depressions.

Tiny!

We need you over here.
What are you doing?

I'm playing "Commando."
You got a problem with that?

Yeah, I got a problem
with that.

The Revolutionary War
is a lot more exciting

than some stupid video game!

- Well, it is.
- Forget it, Blunden.

You're wastin' your time
with him.

Well, maybe, he ain't.

So, who's supposed to
zap who here?

- Attaboy!
- Yeah.

- Good.
- Alright!

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- Hey, Rhonda.
- Hi, Arvid.

This is kinda funny, huh

meeting on the battlefield
like this?

[chuckles]
Even though you're the enemy,
you're still cute.

Listen, uh..

I'd be happy to miss a question
or two if you think it'll help.

Thanks, Arvid. But we just
might beat the pants off of you.

Okay, the IHP
against the Remedials.

This shouldn't take very long.

Elected topic will be
Battle of Saratoga.

'Each team gets to question
the other team in turn.'

'First team to score
25 points, wins.'

E-excuse me, Dr. Samuels.

To make sure that,
uh, Dennis doesn't answer

all of the questions,
we'd like to add a rule

that no one can answer
more than three questions.

- Absolutely.
- 'Right.'

Sure, fine, no problem.

You got it.

Should be outta here
in five minutes.

Janice, first question.

Name the commander of the
British forces in the campaign

and two of the officers
who served under him.

[indistinct murmuring]

General Burgoyne,
under him was General Fraser

and the Baron Von Riedesel.

Correct.

[cheering]

There will be no demonstrations,
Remedials. Your question.

Okay, um..

Who was the British secretary
for America at that time?

Lord Jeffrey Germain.

Close. Lord George Germain.

[cheering]

This is gonna be
tougher than we thought.

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Remedials, the first name
of General Burgoyne?

Come on, T.J., Rhonda!

I've answered my three
questions. Come on, think.

- Sorry, time's up.
- Oh, man!

- Bemis Heights.
- Yes.

A 100 miles,
a 128 guns captured.

- Right.
- Huh.

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Brigadier General Simon Fraser.

- 'Correct.'
- Mm.

Oh, no. Wait, wait.

Tiny, where you goin'?

I can't stand
watchin' them lose, man.

Neither can I, that's why
you're takin' my place.

- I can't do that.
- Why not?

Because I don't wanna
look stupid.

Tiny, you can't look stupid
if you're not stupid.

You know the first person
that ever called me that.

What?

Not stupid.

Go show them.

I hope you're right about this.

I'm right.

'Cause if you're not,
I'm gonna bust your face.

Everything okay?

[sighs]
I just hope he's not stupid.

Oh.

Tiny, what are you doing here?

I'm takin' Dennis' place.

Whoo!

(Dr. Samuels)
Are the Remedials ready?

- Yes!
- Yes!

Huh..

The IHP question?

Describe General Gates' strategy

for the final assault
on the British.

I'll take this one.

Alright.

You gotta visualize the entire
thing like a giant video game.

'I'm General Gates.'

Now, first, I hit them
so that they retreat

to their strong hold up,
the Balcarres Redoubt.

And that's 5000 points.

If I try to go directly
after them from there

I'd blow it,
out of the game, gone.

I've gotta move to the North
against the Bremen Redoubt.

If I get away with that,
that's another 5000 points.

Now, I've got my artillery.

And it's goodbye Freeman's Farm.

[imitates explosion]

Fifty thousand points,
end of game.

He's right.

[cheering]

(Dr. Samuels)
'Remedials, your next question.'

- Looks like you're coming back.
- Yeah.

I tell you,
I'm proud of those guys.

Well, you did a good job
of inspiring them.

You think so?

I'll tell you, Mr. Moore,
you don't know what it's like

tryin' to teach a bunch
of disruptive, wise-crackin'

loud-mouthed kids.

I guess you do.

I think you've just made
a breakthrough, Dennis.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

You think enough of
a breakthrough to let me--

- No.
- No, I didn't think so either.

Well, you wouldn't wanna
come back now, anyway.

- I wouldn't?
- No.

And leave
what you've started here?

[chuckles]
I mean, if you
walked away from them now

you know they'd start
backsliding.

Yeah, you're right.
You're right.

So, you think, uh,
one more week in remedial

would be enough
to stop the backslide?

I think at least
two more weeks.

[sighs]
Yeah, right. Right.

That's what I was thinkin' too.
Two more weeks.

Wouldn't wanna see
all my hard work go to waste.

Thanks, Mr. Moore.

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The first correct answer
wins the match.

IHP, your question.

What was the name of
General Gates' chief engineer?

Say it and spell it.

Kosciuszko.

K-O-S-C-I-U-S-Z-K-O.

Correct!

[cheering]

We won?

- 'Alright! Yay!'
- 'Yay!'

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- Congratulations, Frank.
- Thanks, Charlie.

Ah!

I guess, we underestimated
you guys,

you came up with some
really tough answers.

Kosciuszko.
How did you know that?

- Yeah?
- It's my last name!

Scab Kosciuszko.

[chuckles]

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