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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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One final little point
on the war in the Pacific, um..
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The raising of the flag
in Iwo Jima..
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[screams]
Oh, my God!
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There's a spider on my desk!
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- Get it off!
- Hang on!
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Look out! Look out!
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[yells]
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- Oh!
- 'Oh!'
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- Ew! Dennis!
- Ew!
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Guys, it's just licorice.
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Come on. Who wants some?
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Dennis, this is
the last warning, okay?
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Now, one more gag, one more
word, one peep out of you
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and you're gone,
you're out of my history class.
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- You got it?
- Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
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Spider?
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No, of course not.
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(Charlie)
'So, uh, where was I?'
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Uh, the raising
of the flag on Iwo Jima
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that was reenactment.
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The photographer had to ask
the marines to do it over again
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because he missed it
the first time.
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I'm sorry,
could you repeat that?
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I missed it the first time.
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[laughing]
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That's it, Dennis.
You're gone. You're outta here.
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[school bell rings]
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Well, there's the bell.
I think we're all outta here.
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No, no,
you're, you're gone.
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You are out
of my history class.
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Mr. Moore, come on. I'm sorry,
I got a little carried away.
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It won't happen again,
I promise.
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I know it won't happen again.
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Goodbye, Dennis.
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Come on. One little joke,
it just slipped out.
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Please do the same.
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Well, you sure put a scare
into him, Mr. Moore.
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You know, it's about time.
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I can't wait
to see him come back
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with his tail
between his legs.
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No, he's not coming back
into this history class.
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You're not really busting him
from the IHP, are you?
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You're just teaching him
a little lesson, aren't you?
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Look, Dennis is out
for your good.
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He's out for his good.
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He's out for good.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[giggling]
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G-get to your seat.
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[whispers]
Hey. Shh. Shh. Be cool.
Be cool. Be cool.
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[school bell ringing]
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- Okay, good morning, everyone.
- Morning.
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To start out, who can tell me
something about
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General Joseph Stilwell?
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Nobody, huh? Uh, okay.
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Vinegar Joe Stilwell
earned his nickname--
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Mr. Moore, before you start,
if I could take a minute..
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I just wanna tell you
that I've had a chance
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to think over the way I behaved
in class yesterday
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and...boy, was I out of line.
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I want to apologize to you,
to the entire class
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and give you my sincere,
sincere promise
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that this will
never ever happen again.
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Dennis, I'm sure
we all appreciate it.
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I know it'll never happen again.
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Great. See?
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Excuse me, Mr. Moore
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I have Dennis'
new history assignment here.
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- Good.
- What?
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Dennis, you're now
in Mr. Tarrash's first period
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remedial history class.
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- Tarrash's..
- Remedials?
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Remedial?
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Dennis, it's the only other
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history class in first period.
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What?
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Fillmore can't rearrange
the schedule
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just to accommodate you.
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Yeah, but...remedial?
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Mr. Moore..
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[laughs]
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Oh, God! You got me scared!
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This is a joke!
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[laughs]
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Whoo! I was worried there
for a second.
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Alright, where were we?
Joe Stilwell
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Joe Still..
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This is not a joke?
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[whispers]
Remedial?
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[whispers]
Remedial.
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[grunting]
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Well, what've we got here?
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Uh, wrong classroom.
Got to go.
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Not so fast, bozo.
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- Uh, the name's Dennis.
- Whatever.
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Hey, guys, you know,
I've never even seen an IHP nerd
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up this close before.
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[chuckling]
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You're actually
kinda funny lookin'.
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- Uh, thank you.
- I know him.
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He's a friend of Arvid's.
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Rhonda! Hi.
Let's have lunch.
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Could you ask your friend
to back off, please?
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I said I knew you,
I didn't say I liked you.
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Oh, uh, Jeff, right?
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Remember me? Dennis Blunden,
I was you peer counsellor.
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Oh, yeah, dude, you're the one
that gave me the advice
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about not cleanin' up my room.
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Yeah, how'd that work out?
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Uh, not so good.
I'm living in the car now.
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Okay, uh, well,
I bet you can play the radio
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as loud as you like, right?
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Tiny, let him go.
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Or it's you and me
in the streets after school.
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(all)
'Ooh.'
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No problem, T.J.,
I was just, um..
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...having some fun with him,
you know, that's all.
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Well, well, well. Lo,
how the mighty hath fallen!
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Imagine, Big Baby Blunden
on the Planet Remedial.
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T.J., I know I'm in trouble,
but I'm happy to see you.
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Can the wise cracks
and do what I say.
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You might
get out of here alive.
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Okay. Thanks for the advice.
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[school bell ringing]
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Blunden! Get off my desk!
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Oh, I forgot to tell you,
don't sit on his desk.
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- Thanks.
- Good morning, class.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Can't hear you.
- Good morning, Mr. Tarrash!
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Still can't hear all of you.
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Blunden.
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Now that you're in my class,
you will do
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what my class does,
you got it?
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So I should move my lips
when I read?
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- Shut up.
- Dennis.
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Make a note of the time, class.
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Dennis Blunden just made
his last
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wise-guy remark
in this room.
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Okay.
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Now, what were
we studying yesterday?
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Bates.
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- Bates!
- What?
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Forget it, just stick
with the video games.
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There's a great future in it.
T.J.
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The American Revolutionary War.
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(Tarrash)
Right.
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And who were we Americans
fighting? You, Scum.
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Scum, come on,
I'm talkin' to you.
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What, what are you, deaf?
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Hey, come on,
the guy may not be
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the brightest guy
in the world
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but let him
have some dignity.
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Scum is his name.
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Not anymore.
I changed it again.
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- What is it this week?
- Scab!
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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Scab, who were
the Americans fighting?
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Um...the commies?
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The British!
Who were the Americans fighting?
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- The British.
- Who?
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- 'The British.'
- 'Who?'
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- The British.
- Good.
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Well, I'm confused now.
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I thought we were
fighting the English.
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Call security.
Somebody stole his brain.
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So, tell us, Mr. Blunden
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why were we
fighting the British?
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Why?
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Well, in the words
of Samuel Adams, uh
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resident and patriot of the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts--
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Forget that.
In here, we keep it simple.
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We were fighting the British
because they put a tax on tea.
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Got that class?
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(all)
A tax on tea.
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- That's right.
- Wait.
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We went to war
for attacks on tea?
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Right.
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I thought we went to war
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for attacks on Pearl Harbor.
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[instrumental music]
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Mr. Moore,
this has gone far enough.
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Blunden has learned his lesson.
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He's apologized,
it's time he's back
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where he belongs in the IHP.
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Thank you, Dr. Samuels.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Moore,
I didn't wanna have to call in
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the big guns, but, you know,
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a guy's gotta do
what a guy's gotta do.
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Exactly, that's why this guy's
gotta send you back
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to remedial history.
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You can't do this,
I'm the principal.
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No, I'm the teacher.
Read the rulebook.
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You better hurry, Dennis.
Mr. Tarrash hates tardiness.
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Dr. Samuels, are you gonna let
this glorified substitute
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push you around?
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Stand up to him,
don't be a worm!
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- Sorry.
- You heard Mr. Moore.
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Mr. Tarrash hates tardiness.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, well, here he is.
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The King of Remedial.
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Dennis, are you sure you wanna
join us for Honors English?
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Yeah, Dennis,
Remedial Reading is starting
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a new episode
of "Spiderman" today.
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And while we're in calculus
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why not try remedial arithmetic?
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Yeah, I'll help you out.
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One plus one adds up to..
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...two.
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Et tu, Arvid?
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That's good.
Remedial Latin.
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You know, you guys think
you're so special.
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Well, somebody oughta put you
right in your place.
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And who's gonna do it,
the Remedials?
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Yeah, maybe. Yeah, how about
a challenge, huh?
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The Remedials against the IHP.
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- Oh, come on, Dennis.
- Oh.
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In what,
breaking and entering?
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(Dennis)
'No, in an academic
competition.'
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A question and answer face-off.
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- Dennis, you're losing it.
- Definitely, Dennis.
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We'll see who's gonna lose it.
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Are you guys in or, uh
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don't you have the guts?
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- Uh.
- Come on.
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- No, h-he's serious.
- I'm serious.
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Okay, alright, fine.
You're on.
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Fine. Okay.
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- Fine.
- Yeah, sure.
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- I'll see you there.
- Great.
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If this is your newest gimmick
to be get back in my class
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Dennis, I gotta tell you,
it's not gonna work.
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This is not a gimmick.
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We will meet on you
on the field of battle.
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Man for man,
brain for brain
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IHP against the Remedials.
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Oh, God, what've I done?
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[instrumental music]
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Dennis, run this by me
one more time, you what?
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I challenged the IHP.
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Alright! A rumble!
We'll kill 'em.
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We got the size.
We got the weapons--
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Hey, relax,
this is not a rumble.
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This is an academic competition.
All we do is answer questions.
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00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,689
What gives you the right
to make challenges for us?
254
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,534
You ain't even been here a week.
255
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,819
- Yeah.
- Yes.
256
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,072
The guy's a joker.
He's just pulling our chain.
257
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,584
Hey, come on,
I have never been more serious.
258
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,077
Oh, yeah, right.
You're serious?
259
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,868
This from a guy with a locker
full of rubber chickens.
260
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,833
[laughing]
261
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,832
I am tellin' you,
we can beat those guys.
262
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:09,254
I know the IHP
and I know their weaknesses.
263
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,383
Yeah, and we know ours.
We're dumb.
264
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,630
- 'Yeah.'
- Yeah.
265
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,922
Oh, okay,
so, that's what it takes
266
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,675
to be here in remedial?
Being dumb?
267
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,598
No, but it helps.
268
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,967
[laughs]
269
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,893
- Scum.
- Scab.
270
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,933
Scab, sorry.
271
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,725
- You're in a band, aren't you?
- Yeah.
272
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,229
What are the notes
in a C minor seventh Chord?
273
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,321
C, E flat, G, B flat.
274
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,567
Not too dumb.
275
00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:35,398
Rhonda, you went
on a date with Arvid.
276
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,574
Did you understand
a word he said?
277
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,663
- Sure.
- Okay.
278
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,868
You gotta be
pretty smart for that.
279
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,158
- Tiny.
- Look..
280
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,831
I ain't about to make
a fool out of myself.
281
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,909
You guys are gonna be
the laughing stock of Fillmore.
282
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,582
Yeah? Not if we win.
283
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:51,786
Jeff, how about you?
284
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,126
Count me in.
Like, you're my hero, dude.
285
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,335
Okay, Blunden, I'm in too.
286
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,094
- Okay. Everybody?
- If he's in, then I'm in.
287
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,846
Okay, we're in.
We're gonna do it.
288
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,387
Just tell us what to do, man.
289
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,061
Okay, alright.
Just listen, just listen.
290
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,729
The first thing we gotta do
is pay attention
291
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:08,848
and listen to Tarrash.
292
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,194
- Woo, hoo-hoo.
- Oh, wait.
293
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,359
I don't know if I can
get into that, man.
294
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,768
Hey, come on,
I know the guy's a jerk
295
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,686
but we need him.
He's got a master's in history.
296
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,276
Okay, we'll try it.
Everybody understand?
297
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,241
- Yeah.
- We show Tarrash respect.
298
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,702
- Right. Yeah.
- Right. Enthusiasm, huh?
299
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,664
Morning, class.
300
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,043
(all)
Good morning, Mr. Tarrash.
301
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,000
Alright, what's goin' on here?
302
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,081
- Nothin', sir.
- Yeah.
303
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,456
We're ready
to learn, Mr. Tarrash.
304
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,552
That's right.
305
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,797
This is another one
of your gags, isn't it, Blunden?
306
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,259
Okay, pal,
you just bought yourself
307
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,469
a one-way ticket to detention.
308
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,889
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Tarrash.
309
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,097
Oh, Mr. Moore,
to what do we owe this surprise?
310
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,519
Well, I was hoping
we could discuss
311
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,347
the rules
of the academic competition
312
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,982
before you got
your class started.
313
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,849
What academic competition?
314
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,016
Uh, I challenged the IHP
to a match.
315
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,315
You what?
316
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,109
Mr. Moore, I wonder,
could I see you in the hall
317
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,203
for just a moment?
318
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,737
Thank you so very much.
And you too, Blunden!
319
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,451
Oh, man.
320
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,954
[hooting]
321
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,627
Hey, hey. Hey, let's..
Huh? Come on, you're late.
322
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,287
I don't think I don't know
what's going on here, Moore.
323
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,546
This is all a set-up
for you to
324
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,127
humiliate me in front of
the school, right?
325
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,762
Look, Mr. Tarrash,
uh, this was Dennis' idea.
326
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,011
Absolutely.
327
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,602
Oh, well,
now I get the picture.
328
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,887
You threw Blunden
outta your class
329
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,010
so he'd wind up in my class
330
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,466
so he could get my class
to challenge
331
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,726
your class, right?
332
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,557
Right, and I'm the one
that ordered the 14 pizzas
333
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,903
for you, last Halloween.
334
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,437
You put mayo in that,
right?
335
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,784
Don't think
I didn't know that.
336
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,319
Look, we'll make it
a fair contest, okay?
337
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,574
We limit the number of questions
338
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,575
and we choose a subject
of which both teams
339
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,827
could have equal knowledge.
340
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,118
Like what, the ABCs?
341
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,461
Well, I was thinking
of the Revolutionary War.
342
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,127
- Say, the Battle of Saratoga.
- Yeah!
343
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,917
I did my master's thesis
on the Battle of Saratoga.
344
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,842
- I know that.
- What's the catch?
345
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,931
There's no catch, Frank!
346
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,047
Look, you're an expert.
347
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,393
So, all you have to do is
teach the kids in there
348
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,968
what you know.
349
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,813
Come on, Coach Tarrash.
Give us a chance.
350
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,059
They wanna learn.
351
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,270
I don't believe it.
352
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,979
They said "Good morning" to you
real nice, didn't they?
353
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,729
And they didn't even mutter
anything under their breath.
354
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,022
Well, that's true.
355
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,145
Of course, if it's
frightening to you, Frank..
356
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,743
Wait, no..
357
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:26,028
- Okay, Moore, you're on.
- Alright! Hah!
358
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,083
Come on, Blunden.
We got work to do.
359
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,407
[instrumental music]
360
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,667
End of 1776, the British have
cracked professional troops.
361
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,422
'Well, we've got our small
detachments of volunteers'
362
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,884
'and Washington's little army
hangin' on'
363
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,925
by its teeth
down in Pennsylvania..
364
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,889
Does that remind of anything?
365
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,139
Yeah, uh, the Americans
are the Remedials
366
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,931
and the British are the IHP,
right, dude?
367
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,886
You got it.
368
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,765
- Alright.
- Yeah!
369
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,112
[instrumental music]
370
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,689
- Hi.
- Hi.
371
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,106
Well, where is everybody?
372
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,704
I thought we'd scheduled
at least one practice.
373
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,660
Oh, some of them felt
they didn't need it.
374
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,830
Well, at least,
the two of you showed up.
375
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,539
Well, actually, I came
to tell you no one was coming.
376
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,420
[instrumental music]
377
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,972
Okay.
378
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,339
Ready!
379
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,761
Aim!
380
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,425
Fire!
381
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,393
[imitating gunfire]
382
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:39,015
Okay, General Gates,
you got us this time.
383
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,483
Now, all us British can do
is retreat.
384
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,903
Uh, but where do we retreat to?
385
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,073
- Freeman's Farm.
- Great.
386
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,071
Remember that.
387
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,703
(Tarrash)
Oh, well, let me show you
one thing about depressions.
388
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,741
Tiny!
389
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,294
We need you over here.
What are you doing?
390
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,288
I'm playing "Commando."
You got a problem with that?
391
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,081
Yeah, I got a problem
with that.
392
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,884
The Revolutionary War
is a lot more exciting
393
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,248
than some stupid video game!
394
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,129
- Well, it is.
- Forget it, Blunden.
395
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,094
You're wastin' your time
with him.
396
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,136
Well, maybe, he ain't.
397
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,353
So, who's supposed to
zap who here?
398
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,515
- Attaboy!
- Yeah.
399
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,862
- Good.
- Alright!
400
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,227
[instrumental music]
401
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,039
- Hey, Rhonda.
- Hi, Arvid.
402
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,120
This is kinda funny, huh
403
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,874
meeting on the battlefield
like this?
404
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:45,246
[chuckles]
Even though you're the enemy,
you're still cute.
405
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,505
Listen, uh..
406
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,007
I'd be happy to miss a question
or two if you think it'll help.
407
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,430
Thanks, Arvid. But we just
might beat the pants off of you.
408
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,941
Okay, the IHP
against the Remedials.
409
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,897
This shouldn't take very long.
410
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,977
Elected topic will be
Battle of Saratoga.
411
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,824
'Each team gets to question
the other team in turn.'
412
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,530
'First team to score
25 points, wins.'
413
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,032
E-excuse me, Dr. Samuels.
414
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,413
To make sure that,
uh, Dennis doesn't answer
415
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,751
all of the questions,
we'd like to add a rule
416
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,536
that no one can answer
more than three questions.
417
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,751
- Absolutely.
- 'Right.'
418
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,791
Sure, fine, no problem.
419
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,875
You got it.
420
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,299
Should be outta here
in five minutes.
421
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,128
Janice, first question.
422
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,594
Name the commander of the
British forces in the campaign
423
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,215
and two of the officers
who served under him.
424
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,643
[indistinct murmuring]
425
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,685
General Burgoyne,
under him was General Fraser
426
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,308
and the Baron Von Riedesel.
427
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,397
Correct.
428
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,280
[cheering]
429
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:52,987
There will be no demonstrations,
Remedials. Your question.
430
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,200
Okay, um..
431
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:59,039
Who was the British secretary
for America at that time?
432
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,158
Lord Jeffrey Germain.
433
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,581
Close. Lord George Germain.
434
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,746
[cheering]
435
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,594
This is gonna be
tougher than we thought.
436
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,221
[instrumental music]
437
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:18,808
Remedials, the first name
of General Burgoyne?
438
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,385
Come on, T.J., Rhonda!
439
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,694
I've answered my three
questions. Come on, think.
440
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,694
- Sorry, time's up.
- Oh, man!
441
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,742
- Bemis Heights.
- Yes.
442
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,831
A 100 miles,
a 128 guns captured.
443
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,701
- Right.
- Huh.
444
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,877
[instrumental music]
445
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,667
Brigadier General Simon Fraser.
446
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,132
- 'Correct.'
- Mm.
447
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,721
Oh, no. Wait, wait.
448
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,096
Tiny, where you goin'?
449
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,806
I can't stand
watchin' them lose, man.
450
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,483
Neither can I, that's why
you're takin' my place.
451
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,571
- I can't do that.
- Why not?
452
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,614
Because I don't wanna
look stupid.
453
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:18,823
Tiny, you can't look stupid
if you're not stupid.
454
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,452
You know the first person
that ever called me that.
455
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,495
What?
456
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,038
Not stupid.
457
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,080
Go show them.
458
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,209
I hope you're right about this.
459
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,343
I'm right.
460
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,299
'Cause if you're not,
I'm gonna bust your face.
461
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,516
Everything okay?
462
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,807
[sighs]
I just hope he's not stupid.
463
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,141
Oh.
464
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,767
Tiny, what are you doing here?
465
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,484
I'm takin' Dennis' place.
466
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,364
Whoo!
467
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,491
(Dr. Samuels)
Are the Remedials ready?
468
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,198
- Yes!
- Yes!
469
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,698
Huh..
470
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,620
The IHP question?
471
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,288
Describe General Gates' strategy
472
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,327
for the final assault
on the British.
473
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,831
I'll take this one.
474
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,752
Alright.
475
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:13,211
You gotta visualize the entire
thing like a giant video game.
476
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,134
'I'm General Gates.'
477
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,672
Now, first, I hit them
so that they retreat
478
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,295
to their strong hold up,
the Balcarres Redoubt.
479
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,473
And that's 5000 points.
480
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,512
If I try to go directly
after them from there
481
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,226
I'd blow it,
out of the game, gone.
482
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,147
I've gotta move to the North
against the Bremen Redoubt.
483
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,687
If I get away with that,
that's another 5000 points.
484
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,532
Now, I've got my artillery.
485
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,187
And it's goodbye Freeman's Farm.
486
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,236
[imitates explosion]
487
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,528
Fifty thousand points,
end of game.
488
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,992
He's right.
489
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,242
[cheering]
490
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,457
(Dr. Samuels)
'Remedials, your next question.'
491
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,959
- Looks like you're coming back.
- Yeah.
492
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,171
I tell you,
I'm proud of those guys.
493
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,091
Well, you did a good job
of inspiring them.
494
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,260
You think so?
495
00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,838
I'll tell you, Mr. Moore,
you don't know what it's like
496
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,973
tryin' to teach a bunch
of disruptive, wise-crackin'
497
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,811
loud-mouthed kids.
498
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,475
I guess you do.
499
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,437
I think you've just made
a breakthrough, Dennis.
500
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,598
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
501
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,856
You think enough of
a breakthrough to let me--
502
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,228
- No.
- No, I didn't think so either.
503
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,276
Well, you wouldn't wanna
come back now, anyway.
504
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,950
- I wouldn't?
- No.
505
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,119
And leave
what you've started here?
506
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,287
[chuckles]
I mean, if you
walked away from them now
507
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,246
you know they'd start
backsliding.
508
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,458
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
509
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,208
So, you think, uh,
one more week in remedial
510
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,211
would be enough
to stop the backslide?
511
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,804
I think at least
two more weeks.
512
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,554
[sighs]
Yeah, right. Right.
513
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,302
That's what I was thinkin' too.
Two more weeks.
514
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,215
Wouldn't wanna see
all my hard work go to waste.
515
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,734
Thanks, Mr. Moore.
516
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,557
[instrumental music]
517
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,648
The first correct answer
wins the match.
518
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,572
IHP, your question.
519
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:05,741
What was the name of
General Gates' chief engineer?
520
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,242
Say it and spell it.
521
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,446
Kosciuszko.
522
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:14,955
K-O-S-C-I-U-S-Z-K-O.
523
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,040
Correct!
524
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,304
[cheering]
525
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:20,838
We won?
526
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,381
- 'Alright! Yay!'
- 'Yay!'
527
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,346
[instrumental music]
528
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,108
- Congratulations, Frank.
- Thanks, Charlie.
529
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,031
Ah!
530
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,449
I guess, we underestimated
you guys,
531
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,907
you came up with some
really tough answers.
532
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,117
Kosciuszko.
How did you know that?
533
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,788
- Yeah?
- It's my last name!
534
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,447
Scab Kosciuszko.
535
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,746
[chuckles]
536
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:57,079
[instrumental music]
537
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,835
[theme music]
538
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,873
[music continues]
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