All language subtitles for Head.Of.The.Class.S02E06_

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Right here, here's where
the judge rules

against Arvid's answer.

(woman on TV)
'That is incorrect.'

Here's where I, very politely,
question the judge's ruling.

...Dr. Samuels
please sit down..

(Dr. Samuels on TV)
'I don't want any trouble
from you or anybody else.'

(Dr. Samuels)
'Here's where I question
the judge's parentage.'

'At this point, I make
an emphatic gesture.'

'She asked me to leave,
so I left.'

I don't see what the fuss
is all about.

Right. You didn't actually
hit her with the chair.

One more loss,
and we're out of the playoffs.

So, what do you say, Mr. Moore?

About what?

If I'm suspended,
taking over the team.

Oh, I'd rather not.

Mr. Moore, I'm desperate.
Just think about it.

[bell rings]

Class.

Morning, everybody.

- Morning, sir.
- Hi.

How was your weekend?

- Sure. Rub it in.
- Mm-hm.

Mr. Moore, we lost
another meet on Friday.

By 12 points.

So I heard.

And Dr. Samuels got busted.

On the other hand,
those of us not on the team

had a terrific couple of days.

Mr. Moore, I just got the call.

Team, I have an announcement.

The Academic Competition
Committee has suspended me.

[indistinct chatter]

I'm not allowed to coach.

I'm not allowed
to supervise practices.

I'm not even allowed
to be in the room

where the matches
are being held.

(all)
Oh..

But we're not quite dead.

Filling in for me
as coach will be

one of Fillmore's finest
teachers, Mr. Charlie Moore.

[laughs]
Y-you don't want me.

I'm not interested
in...killer competition.

You want somebody
like yourself, you know.

A real tiger, driver.
Bobby Knight.

I know what I want.
You're what I got.

Forget it, Dr. Samuels.
It's no use.

It's like getting a,
a new jockey for a dead horse.

Yeah.

It doesn't matter
who coaches us

we're gonna lose anyway.

- 'Right.'
- 'Yeah, it's useless.'

- 'What's the point?'
- 'It's too late.'

Okay, I'll do it.

- Huh?
- You'll do it?

[indistinct chatter]

Well, Mr. Moore,
they're all yours.

Thank you, Dr. Samuels.

Take care of my team.

Uh, I'll try, Dr. Samuels.

I started the team, you know.

Yes, we know.

God, I'm gonna miss you kids.

Okay.

Ah, you've been on a losing
streak, that happens.

I'm sure if we all concentrate

you might just win
this Friday. Okay?

But now, the Roosevelt years.

Darlene?

This isn't just
any old meet, Mr. Moore.

Friday, we're going up
against Bronx Science.

(all)
Yeah.

Oh, no. Bronx Science.
Nightmare on Nerd Street.

[imitates screaming]

Eric, if you can't
be supportive..

Yeah, take one of those zippers
off your jacket

and stick it on your mouth.

Okay, okay, okay.

I wanna know what's so special
about Bronx Science.

They're just undefeated,
that's all.

They don't know the meaning
of the word "lose."

Well, a team with that
limited a vocabulary

shouldn't be that difficult
to defeat.

Mr. Moore, they have Billy Chin.

I remember Billy Chin.

And they have the Ozawa Sisters,
and Darwin Einstein.

(all)
'Yeah.'

Also bright, I presume.

Bright? Huh?

It's like getting run over

by a truckload of encyclopedias.

Now, I think you can
win this Friday.

- Well, how?
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

You know, one of his
most famous quotes

became a rallying cry
for this country.

"We have nothing to fear
but fear itself."

Kids' stuff, Mr. Moore.

March 4th, 1933.
His inaugural address.

[chuckles]
That's very good, Alan.

Can you tell me from whom
he borrowed the phrase?

It's from the journals
of Henry David Thoreau

who said, "Nothing is so much
to be feared as fear."

Roosevelt knew that this
nation's people were sound.

When the situation
is really serious

one thing that can defeat us
is panic.

So, it's all a matter
of confidence, right?

Right.

I get it. You're telling me
we can beat Bronx Science.

Now, i-if I tell Sarah
we can beat Bronx Science

a-and Sarah tells Alan
we can beat Bronx Science

and Alan tells Janice
we can beat Bronx Science

well, then we just might
beat Bronx Science.

[cheering]

There's only one small detail.

(all)
What?

Who's gonna tell Bronx Science?

- 'Thanks.'
- Thanks.

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(Bernadette)
Oh, Charlie. Hi.

- Morning.
- How's the coaching?

Well, I spent most of
yesterday's practice session

trying to build
the team's confidence.

Don't you see, Charlie?
It's not fair.

I mean, Dr. Samuels
got himself disqualified.

But you're gonna be
the one to take the blame

when the team
misses the playoffs

for the first time in history.

[scoffs]
Bernadette, nobody's lost yet.

Charlie, it's Bronx Science.

Billy Chin, the Ozawa Sisters,
Darwin Einstein.

I mean, sure, you know history.
And you know some English.

But how can you help them
with, with calculus

and astrophysics
and microbiology?

You're outgunned.

Shucks, I know that, ma'am.
But I got me a secret weapon.

Okay, Mr. Moore.
Let me get this straight.

This idea of yours is to have
six coaches instead of one.

- Exactly.
- Good.

If the meet goes
according to form

they can all be pallbearers.

I know. Butt out. I'm out.

Look, you're the best.
I think you deserve the best.

Now, we have so much to do
in so little time

that I think the rest
of the faculty can help us

to just brush up on our basics,
get us up to running speed.

Right. It's just like football.

Backfield coach,
line coach, batting coach.

Don't let him answer
any sports questions.

Okay, uh, it's me for history,
Mr. Dorfman for economics

Ms. Kolbe, math,
Mr. Schneider, English

Ms. Hodges for the arts,
and Ms. Wucinski for science.

You think they'll do it?

Part-time. I mean,
I've spoken to all of them.

They wanna help you,
they're, they're behind you

a hundred percent on this.

And I've asked them
to meet me here

at three o'clock this afternoon.

It's gonna be togetherness
and teamwork.

- Camaraderie.
- Desperation.

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Oh, Charlie,
this was in your box.

And Ms. Hodges just called.

She can't help you out
after all.

She's got a Lamaze class
every night this week.

She got pregnant?
She's not even married.

I mentioned that. She said,
"Why wait till the last minute?"

Seems Ms. Wucinski
can't make it either.

- No science?
- Oh, h-her cat is sick.

Probably an impacted fur ball.

You're alone, Charlie.

Not one teacher's gonna
lift a finger to help you.

Well, four out of six
is not bad.

Uh, if the birth goes well,
or the cat's feeling better

I'll be in my room.

Mr. Moore.

I'm Stephanie Schneider.

My dad is Mr. Schneider,
the English teacher.

Daddy can't come
to your meeting.

He has to drive me
to ballet class.

It's okay.

Usually, mom drives me
but she broke her glasses.

Oh, well, that's okay.

Actually, dad broke her glasses.

- That's okay.
- Sorry.

It's okay.

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Mr. Dorfman--

I'm sorry, Charlie,
but I can't stay.

My wife is sick.
We think it's measles.

You think that it's..

Well, if it's not measles,
it's something.

Maybe it's chicken pox.
I'm not a doctor.

Eh, the point is, she's really
sick, and I can't help you.

Well, I suppose I can handle
history and economics.

Hope your wife is better.

I can't lie, Charlie.

My wife is fine.

- Really?
- Oh, smarten up, Charlie.

Dr. Samuels loves that team.
H-he's warped on the subject.

Anybody remotely associated
with them missing the playoffs

is gonna be on his hit list
for a long, long time.

You know...I was
counting on you.

I know. I-I'm sorry, Charlie.

I have a nice
class schedule now.

Hmmph. Normal students.

One false move, and I'm back

teaching economics
to terrorists.

I just thought
if we all pitched in--

Ah, no-no, this is
Bronx Science, Charlie.

Billy Chin and
the Ozawa Sisters.

The Einstein kid.

Huh, you're history.

Apparently, I'm also economics.

You're also math.

- Mrs. Kolbe can't come either.
- Huh.

[exhales]

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Mr. Moore? Mr. Moore,
nice to see you again.

Well, same here, Billy.

Oh, these are
the Ozawa sisters.

Pat and Sally.

(both)
Hi.

- And Darwin Einstein.
- Hi.

Hi.

So, I hear Dr. Samuels
got busted

and you're coaching the team.

- Good news travels fast.
- Gee, that's tough.

What a time
to come up against us.

We're on a major roll,
as you know.

Well, so I've heard.

But you never know, Mr. Moore.
You're a great guy.

You could always
pull off a miracle.

W-well, will certainly try.

- Good luck.
- Okay. Good luck to all of you.

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Well, okay, everybody,
ready for Bronx Science?

(all)
No.

- Little tension, huh?
- Tension?

A-all night long, I-I dreamt
there was a, a time bomb

ticking in my room somewhere.

It was just
ticking and ticking

louder and louder.

I mean, if I didn't find it
and submerge it in water

I'd be blown to bits.

When I woke up, I was
lying on the bathroom floor

and my alarm clock
was in the toilet.

Look, uh, don't panic.

But I think we're
all experiencing

a little pre-meet fear.

How do we get rid of it?

Well, there's nothing scarier
than an opening night.

But there are exercises
we could do

to take the edge off
stage fright.

Mr. Moore, we're talking
about Bronx Science.

Not "Hello, Dolly!"

Come on. Listen.
It's gonna be fine.

Now, all you have to do
is make the dopiest

silliest face you can think of.

Oh, well, that's not fair,
Mr. Moore.

Arvid has a head start.

Why-why don't you show me
your version of Arvid's face?

You're a great mimic.
Now, come on.

Just show me his body, too.
Just be Arvid for a minute.

'Give me his face.'

Okay, and tell me who wrote
"Rhapsody in Blue?"

[gibberish]

He-he-he.
George Gershwin.

Huh. Okay. Good.
Let's play. Let's play.

[indistinct chatter]

Move, move, move.

Okay, give me a pose.
Give me a face.

'Give me.. Mm-hm.'

I think I know who you are
but tell me.

Now, come on.

From whom was the Virgin Islands
purchased?

Denmark, 1917.

Okay, uh, Jawaharlal,
you and, uh, Maria. Come on.

'Hit a pose.
Hit a pose. Together.'

'Now, let me see those faces
and tell me'

the first peacetime president
from the United States

to visit Soviet Russia.

- Richard Nixon.
- 'Uh-uh, and when was that?'

1972. Ooh.

What a year. Wo-ho-ho!

Okay, uh, Arvid, take her place.

'Okay. Well, you hold it up.'

- Kasai?
- A river in Zaire. Ooh.

(Moore)
'Okay. Ah, okay.'

- Uh, Simone.
- Go, Simone.

Show me a face.
Show me a body.

Okay, tell me the name
of Pulitzer's first newspaper.

"Saint Louis Dispatch."

Okay, uh, Janice. You and Al.
Come on. Quick. Quick.

'Do a pose, that's right,
show me some faces'

and tell me the first capital
of New York State.

Manhattan.

Aha. When did it move?

- Moved to Albany in 1797.
- 'Yes, it did.'

Okay, uh, Sarah, come on.
Quick.

Give me a face. Give me a face.

Boy, with a face like this,
I wanna know

who won the Nobel Prize
for literature in 1954.

[mumbling]

Who?

- Ernest..
- Who?

[mumbling]

Ernest Hemmingway!

Stay. Ah, you.
Pose, pose with her.

Strike a pose with her. And give
me a face. Give me a face.

Give me a face. Faces.

Fa.. Okay, everybody.
join 'em. Join 'em.

Make one big strange face.
Come on.

Let me see those faces now.
Are you guys winners or losers?

(all)
Winners!

Show me the faces.

[cheering]

Yeah!

A wall of nerds.

No, no. Mr. Moore, I understand.

If-if you can't beat them,
scare them.

Uh, that was great. Just relax.

Take a break. I think
we are onto something here.

I'll be back
in a minute, okay. Hold on.

Eric.

[sighs]

Look, uh, you're a bright kid.

You're a good kid. I like you.

Are you working
for Bronx Science?

[scoffs]
I'm sorry, Mr. Moore.

They just looked really silly.

Well, that's the point, Eric.
Uh, they are being silly.

You know, they're
just...relaxing, loosening up.

Obviously, uh, this meet
doesn't mean very much to you.

And, at the moment, I'm not sure
what it means to me.

But they are your friends,
aren't they?

Some of them.

Okay, all of them.

[sighs]
Maybe, I've been a little
rough on them lately.

A little rough?

Look, I don't know why I do it.

No, you know what?
I do know why I do it.

'Cause I'm mad at them.

I mean, they were great,
but lately, they lose a few

and they just roll over
and play dead.

They're a bunch of crybabies.

Well, I just think
they're better than that.

Why don't you try
telling them that

instead of
undermining them?

See, if you're not
part of the solution

you're part of the problem.

I'm not on that team.

Well, at least you can
be on their side.

Mr. Moore.

[sighs]

Eric, please,
the last thing that we need

at this moment
is your mouth.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Hey, look. I'm sorry, okay?
- You're sorry?

[snorts]
Sorry you didn't get in
a couple of more zingers

before we march out there
to our doom.

See, you hear that? "Doom."

That's why I'm bugged.

I mean, that's why
I zing you guys a lot lately.

You deserve it.

- Oh, we deserve it?
- That's right.

Look, I've been watching you

and your academic team
for a long time now.

I think I know you pretty well.

[scoffs]
But I've never seen you turn
into dog food like this before.

And I'll tell you why.

There's only one reason
you lost four in a row.

You lost four in a row
because you forgot who you are.

I mean, don't you get it?

You're the best.

You think Bronx Science is this
killer team. Well, you're wrong.

You're the killer team.

And you got no business
losing to anybody.

Not even Bronx Science. Okay?

So, look, just do
what Mr. Moore said.

Fear nothing but fear.

Mr. Moore didn't say that.
Roosevelt did.

Shut up, Janice.

Face it. You may be nerds.

But you're the best nerds
in New York City.

And I'm proud
to call you my friends.

- Hey, uh, thanks, Eric.
- Thanks, Eric.

Now, look, if you're
the kind of friends

that I think you are,
you're gonna go out there

and you're gonna kick
some Bronx butt.

- Let me talk to them!
- No, it's not allowed.

I don't care anymore.
It's too important.

- Hold it.
- I've gotta talk to them.

I gotta bring 'em up
for this, they won't be ready.

Dr. Samuels, you never know.

[screaming]

I never know.

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[applause]

Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.

If this continues,
I am fully prepared

to disqualify your team.

If what continues?

That.

- I'll, I'll get it.
- A warning, Mr. Moore.

Any fancy footwork and you'll be
out there with Dr. Demento.

Are the teams ready?

[beeper buzzing]

Question number one.

Literature.

From the expression,
"Hoisted on his own petard"

what is a petard?

[beeper buzzes]
'Fillmore.'

A petard is a small,
bell-shaped bomb

used in medieval times
to breach a wall or a city gate.

Correct.

[applause]

Also a firecracker.

- Also correct.
- It's from the French.

[applause]

Question number two. Science.

What is polymerization?

[beeper buzzes]
'Fillmore.'

Polymerization is the joining
of two or more

of the same molecules
to form one larger molecule.

- 'Correct.'
- Alright!

[cheering]

(woman 1)
'Fillmore.'

Psst. What's going on?
Talk to me, Dorfman.

We're on a roll.
Our kids are ahead 12-3.

Maybe I lucked out.
Maybe Moore can pull this off.

The molten material which exists

below the solid rock
of the earth's crust.

- 'Correct.'
- 12-4.

So they lose one or two.
Moore can handle it.

The economic consequences
of the peace.

(woman 1)
'Correct.'

- 12-5.
- Hmmph. They're folding.

Him and his
relaxation exercises.

The Boer War was fought between

the British and
South African settlers

of French, German
and Huguenot descent.

(woman 1)
'Correct.'

Ferdinand de Lesseps.

Stone Age and Iron Age.

- Calder.
- Neville Chamberlain.

The dew point.

The melting point
of tungsten carbide

is 2870 degrees centigrade.

A tropical leguminous tree,
native to Madagascar

and its correct Latin name
is Delonix regia.

Correct.

[cheering]

We're ahead by eight.

There's only
eight questions left.

They have to get them all right
just to tie.

[chuckles]
No way, Jose.

The score is now tied.

No, no, no!

[applause]

(woman 1)
'We will now go
to sudden death.'

'The first correct answer
wins the meet.'

I will ask
a two-part question.

Do not buzz in until I finish.

'One of the most famous quotes'

'of President
Franklin D. Roosevelt was'

'"The only thing we have
to fear is fear itself."'

[laughing]

When did he say this?

[beeper buzzes]
Ha-ha.

I warned you
it was a two-part question.

[yelling]

[indistinct]

And who originated the phrase?

The question goes to the
Bronx High School of Science.

[beeper buzzes]

"The only thing we have to fear
is fear itself"

'was part of
President Roosevelt's'

inaugural speech
on March 4th, 1933.

- And..
- And who originated the phrase?

Bronx Science?

Eleanor Roosevelt?

I'm sorry, Mr. Chin.
That is incorrect. Fillmore?

[beeper buzzes]

A version of the quote appears
in Thoreau's journals

as "Nothing is so much to be
feared as fear." And we win!

(woman 1)
'Correct.'

We won! We won! We won!

- We won!
- Aaah.

[chanting]
Coach! Coach! Coach!

Thank you, coach!
Thank you very much!

I appreciate the sentiment.

Although Mr. Moore does
deserve some of the credit.

Well, I guess I should
turn the team back

over to you...coach.

I mean, after all, you made them
what they are today.

All I did was teach them
how to relax, right?

- Yeah.
- Oooh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good face.

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- Congratulations.
- Oh, same to you.

Uh, somebody had to talk to them

in a language
they can understand.

Ah, yeah.

So, uh, thanks for the language.

Well, you took the words
right outta my mouth.

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