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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- 'Morning, everybody.'
- Morning.
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- Good morning, sir.
- Morning.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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You're not gonna believe this
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someone stole my bicycle
this morning.
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Sorry, Arvid.
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Arvid, not again!
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I stopped by Neiderman's
on Amsterdam
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to pick up some floppy disks
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they cut through
all three locks.
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Next time, don't put the locks
on the training wheels.
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Come on, Eric, back off.
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That makes it
the second bike he's lost.
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Actually it's the third.
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Don't worry,
you can borrow mine.
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Now, the Weimar Republic, 1919.
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Does the name Hugo Preuss
ring any bells?
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The democratic politician
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who wrote Germany's
new constitution.
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Correct, and what was
the main topic
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of conversation
in the Beer Halls?
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Inflation.
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You know what
a new bike's gonna cost me?
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Unemployment.
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Oh, I have to get
a new job to pay for it.
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What else?
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The mood was ripe
for a power crazed
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little man with a funny
moustache.
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Oh, right,
my father's gonna kill me!
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Arvid, could we talk
about this after class?
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And because of the--
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[bell ringing]
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Okay, tomorrow Hitler's
attempted coup d'etat, 1923.
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Till then, have a good one.
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Arvid.
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Why don't you, uh,
fill me in on the details?
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Well, I-I need money
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but I don't like the idea
of going back to ATS.
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- ATS?
- Uh, uh..
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Advanced Tutorial Services.
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Doesn't sound like
the worst job in the world.
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Well, it's okay
but, you know, I was thinking
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it might be fun to have
a real job for once in my life.
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Well, just to see
how real people make a living.
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Eh, behind these
Einsteinian glasses
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could be the next Studs Terkel.
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Uh, I know a guy
that runs a dance club.
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He mentioned
looking for weekend help.
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I'll take it!
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I've to call him first.
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It might not be
the most glamorous position.
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Hey, as long as I don't
have to bring my calculator.
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Is this man great?
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Not only is he a great teacher
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he also gets my buddy a job.
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- Uh, thank you, Dennis.
- Got anything for me?
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What're you lookin' for?
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I want a job that will give me
lots of money, power, travel.
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Lots of vacations
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but it's important
that I don't overtax my brain.
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If you can wait
a couple of years, there'll be
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an opening in the White House.
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[instrumental music]
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I, I appreciate it, Jeff.
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Yeah, he is a terrific kid,
he could do anything.
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Okay, I'll send him over.
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His name is Arvid.
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Arvid. Yeah.
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Thanks again.
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- Finding Arvid a new home?
- No, I'm finding him a job.
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Oh, Charlie, that's really nice.
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- Where's the job?
- Club Zirkon.
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But, oh, wait, Charlie,
you know people there?
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Well,
I know the guy that runs it.
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I've never actually been there.
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But aren't you even curious?
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I'm not real big
on the club scene.
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But I'm curious, Charlie. I..
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Bernadette, is there something
you want me to ask you?
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Me first, Miss Meara.
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Have you seen
my Sea Captain's mug?
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Oh, uh, yeah,
it's right over here.
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What is it, Mr. Moore?
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I don't know,
it's green and foamy
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and it smells
like low tide, uh..
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Swamp juice?
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- I wish it tastes that good.
- Hmm.
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Powdered yeast and wheatgrass.
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Doing penance?
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Worse. A diet.
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The other night my wife
and I were listening
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to Nostalgia Radio,
do you remember that
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detective story called
"The Fat Man?"
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"His name, Brad Runyon.
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"There he goes now
into that drug store.
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He is stepping on the scales,
weight, 200--"
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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My wife says,
"You think that's fat?
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He weighs less than you do."
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[scoffs]
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What else can I do?
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You could listen
to the "Thin Man."
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Yeah..
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[instrumental music]
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Arvid, very cool shirt.
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It's actually nice.
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What is it,
Carl Sagan's birthday?
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My new shirt for my new job.
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I spent the weekend
as part of the labor force.
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I now work behind the scenes
at an actual club.
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- Club Zirkon.
- 'Zirkon?'
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- Zirkon?
- Club Zirkon?
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- Are you kidding?
- Arvid..
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Are you sure you'll fit into
a place like that?
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Arvid is fine.
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Do you realize you work
in the hottest club in the city?
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Yeah. People line up around the
block to get into that place.
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So what's you job, Arvid?
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You stand out front
as an example
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the kind of people
they won't let in?
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Hey. Hey! It's not nice.
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- Sorry..
- Not nice.
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That's not your job, is it?
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No. Y-you know, you know when
you wash lot of dishes and pots
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and you have to reach
in and clean out the stuff
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at the bottom of the sink?
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- Yeah.
- That's me.
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Oh.
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Well, hey,
I also, I also mop up.
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I clean the ice machines.
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And I, uh, put the blue stuff
in the toilets.
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But hey, the job's educational.
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I've already learned
how to put out a fat fire.
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Arvid, let's get to it,
how's the money?
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Well, n-not bad,
I-I get minimum wage
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but, uh, free food and-and-and
free admission to the club.
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- I'm, I'm welcome anytime.
- Can you bring friends?
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- Yeah.
- I've never been to a--
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I-I-I.. I'd have to ask.
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(Charlie)
'Okay. Okay! Okay!'
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We know you all
want to get into Club Zirkon.
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Now how many of you
wanna get into college?
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[instrumental music]
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Hi, Janice.
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How's the donut?
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To tell you the truth,
Dr. Samuels, it's awful.
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I-i-it's not like
really working.
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I-it's more like hanging out.
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Uh-uh, last night
I met Sigourney
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uh, Treat, Shawn.
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- You mean the Shawn?
- Oh, yeah.
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You know,
he's actually not a bad guy.
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You know,
I saw him save a person's life.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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A couple of his bodyguards were
beating up this photographer
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and Shawn said, "Cool it,
guys, he's had enough."
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[chuckles]
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I'm just kidding.
It's-it's a joke.
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Oh.
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Rodney told me to check,
he said it about Frank.
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Uh, anyway, Lori, you know,
uh, I can probably get you in.
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You could?
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Uh, y-yeah.
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Uh, m-maybe even tonight,
you know
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the-the whole
IHP class is going.
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Oh, the IHP is going.
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Oh..
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I know what you mean. Uh..
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Maybe you and I'll go alone
another night, huh?
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Yeah, maybe.
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He-hey, Mr. Moore,
my man, what's the haps?
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The haps is
we ought to get to class.
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Let's hit it.
Another day, another A.
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Oh, check it out, Uptown Arvid.
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[chuckling]
Well, come on, Arvid,
tell us about your weekend.
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H-hey, what can I say?
They love me there.
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They started calling me,
"The Wizard."
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[indistinct chatter]
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I fixed their
computerized sound system
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and I helped them
with their laser lights.
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They told me, the beautiful
people would be lost
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without The Wizard.
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'Mr. Moore,
I cannot thank you enough.'
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I haven't enough words
to describe the Zirkon Club.
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It's the, uh, hippest..
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...hottest..
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...happeningest.
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And I'm getting to know
the most important person there
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Lance, the door man.
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[laughs]
The door man?
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Oh, yeah, he's really smart.
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You know, and he knows something
I will never know
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how to let the right people
into the Zirkon Club.
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The right people?
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Who are they?
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Oh, people he lets in.
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Oh-oh, and-and by the way,
I spoke with Chip, the owner
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and it took
a little arm twisting but
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you're all invited
to Zirkon tonight.
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- Alright!
- I can't wait.
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- What should I wear?
- Pajamas kid, you're not going.
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[chuckles]
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'But the rest of you
are gonna have to do'
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the all Wiz a few favor-os.
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First of all,
don't ask for autographs
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and please, no cameras and
no staring at the celebrities.
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I mean, the main thing
is just to, uh
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watch me and do what I do.
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Arvid, we can't all put
blue stuff in the toilets.
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Uh, what..
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I'm just saying that, uh,
why, you're all, uh
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different from the people
who usually go there.
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Uh, and try not to act like an..
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[chuckles]
Don't take this personally.
Nerds.
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"Don't take it personally?"
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[chuckles]
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You know what I'm talkin' about,
Eric, right?
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No, I don't, Arvid.
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Well, I just mean that you girls
try to act a little, uh..
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...older, you know,
and not so smart.
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Oh, Alan, uh,
loosen up a little, huh?
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And, uh-oh, Jawaharlal,
try not to have an accent.
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Dennis, Dennis, Dennis..
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Wizard, Wizard, Wizard.
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What're you gonna wear tonight?
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You're lookin' at it.
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[laughing]
Darling, do you think
you could try to like
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uh, put yourself together
a little better?
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I could get a bikini wax.
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[laughing]
That's cute.
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Well, maybe you could
wear black.
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Anyway, you know there's a,
there's a two drink minimum
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but for us
they're making an exception..
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...a no drink maximum.
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[chuckling]
Kids.
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Oh, Mr. Moore,
feel free to drop by
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if you're in the...neighb.
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Maybe some other time.
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[bell rings]
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Mr. M, you're on.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Miss Meara...pizza.
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Well, what about pizza?
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(Sarah)
'We made some pizza last night'
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'a thick sauce
of fresh tomatoes.'
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Two kinds of cheese,
with chunks of sausage--
251
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,155
Bell peppers, black olives,
sauted mushrooms
252
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,280
garlic, guacamole--
253
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,366
And we were wondering--
254
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:46,411
Don't you girls
have some place to be?
255
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,245
Oh, yeah,
we have to go to lunch.
256
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,671
What're you gonna have, Maria?
257
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,050
Oh, I don't know, I was thinking
about pastrami or something--
258
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,877
Get outta here!
259
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,680
- Hi, Mr. Moore.
- Hi.
260
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,298
Dr. Samuels, don't you think
you're hitting the, uh
261
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,595
swamp juice a little hard?
262
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,099
Oh, shut up.
263
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,522
'Miss Meara!'
264
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,476
Oh, Mr. Moore.
265
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,896
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
266
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,864
I'm a little short
this week, Dennis.
267
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,704
No, no, no. It's about Arvid.
268
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,155
What's with the guy lately?
269
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,871
I-he used to be this nice,
well adjusted nerd.
270
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,623
And now he's not.
271
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,665
My best friend in school
was Billy Chimerinsky..
272
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,750
Oh.
273
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,214
We used to do
everything together.
274
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,264
You know,
we'd go bowling every week
275
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,339
and we used to go
to Tarzan movies.
276
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,005
We'd swim at this
old quarry outside town--
277
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,433
Yeah, that's sounds great,
Mr. Moore.
278
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,722
I'm sure America
was a happier place back then.
279
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,766
Dennis, I'm getting there, okay.
280
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:55,151
So, one summer
Billy's mother ships him off
281
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:59,071
kicking and screaming
to some tennis camp, you know.
282
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,491
Comes back and, uh
283
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:04,029
looks the same
but somehow he's different.
284
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:08,254
All of a sudden I'm not good
enough for my best friend Billy.
285
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,577
So what did you do?
286
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,502
Well, I ranted
and raved and screamed.
287
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,501
- I was, I was angry about it.
- Uh-huh.
288
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,764
Pretty soon I got tired of doing
that in front of my own mirror
289
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,048
so I decided I better
talk to Billy in person.
290
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,722
Got you, Mr. Moore.
291
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,972
I'm gonna take care
of my own Chimerinsky tonight.
292
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,481
Listen, Dennis..
293
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,531
Miss Meara, I..
294
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,436
- Bernadette.
- Yes, Charlie.
295
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,565
Are you still interested
in going to Club Zirkon tonight?
296
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,914
Wait a second, Charlie.
297
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,829
Uh, my social calendar
may not be filled
298
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,327
for the remainder of the year
and men
299
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,499
may not be dueling over me
in the streets
300
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,668
but I do not need a mercy date.
301
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,786
I mean, my name isn't exactly
on the "New York Times"
302
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,495
most desperate list.
303
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,125
I am not a needy women.
304
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,762
- Eight o'clock?
- Perfect.
305
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,100
[instrumental music]
306
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:18,018
[instrumental music]
307
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,993
[indistinct chatter]
308
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,377
- Yo, line on the left.
- Uh, Charlie Moore.
309
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,627
- The architect?
- The teacher.
310
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,550
- Nope. On the left.
- Oh, this is outrageous.
311
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,010
This is Charlie Moore,
the man behind The Wizard--
312
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,260
- Bernadette, please.
- Oh..
313
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,973
Hey, Charlie Moore.
314
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,013
You finally made it.
315
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,055
Well, I almost made it.
316
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,388
I still have to make it
past your bouncer.
317
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,314
Oh, no. He's okay.
318
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,602
Lance..
319
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,362
[chuckles]
320
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,688
- So, this your new lady?
- Ah..
321
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,154
- Chip Russell.
- Not exactly.
322
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,533
Oh, somebody else's lady, huh?
323
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,621
Hey, don't worry,
no photographers inside.
324
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,406
Come on. Oh, by the way,
I love The Wizard.
325
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,041
- You got anymore like him?
- Well..
326
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,538
[instrumental music]
327
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,840
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
328
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,879
You park it here.
329
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,342
- We'll chat later, okay.
- Okay.
330
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,053
- Uh.. Hi, there.
- Oh!
331
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:28,933
You made it.
332
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,849
Well, uh, everything cool?
333
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,218
- Table okay?
- Fine, Arvid. Thank you.
334
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,805
Well, anything you need
just whistle for The Wiz.
335
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,521
Oh, Arvid, you smell so nice.
336
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:41,321
- What is that?
- Uh, Sani-Flush.
337
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,111
Yo. Can I help you?
338
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:49,783
Yes, if you'd move a little
to your left, I could get in.
339
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,953
Not unless
your name's on this list.
340
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,582
Oh. John Candy.
341
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,449
[laughing]
342
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,617
[laughing]
I don't think so.
343
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:02,126
But if I were John Candy,
I'd be on the list?
344
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,009
If you were John Candy you
wouldn't have to be on the list.
345
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,677
Oh, so, some people
don't have to be on the list?
346
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,086
- That's right.
- So who'd I have to be?
347
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,135
- On the list.
- Oh.
348
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,177
Hi. So, what's your sign?
349
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,095
Sagittarius.
350
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,809
Not yours, him.
351
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,242
Taurus.
352
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,910
Oh, my God,
you guys, isn't that, um..
353
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,989
- No!
- Yes, it is.
354
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,414
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
355
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,003
No, it's not.
356
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,498
Okay, fine, who is it then?
357
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,630
- It's what's his name!
- No, it's not.
358
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,088
[laughing]
359
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,051
Okay, okay. I'm Sam Kinison.
360
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,141
[imitates Sam Kinison]
361
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,756
- That's it. You're out.
- Okay. I'm not on your list.
362
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,095
I'm just an average guy
who's got the price of admission
363
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,141
who would like to go inside and
maybe dance with Molly Ringwald.
364
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,345
Now, do I get in or not?
365
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,066
Not.
366
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,278
My name Jawaharlal comes from
367
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,738
Jawaharlal Nehru himself.
368
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:14,029
So, I guess
you're not from around here.
369
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,410
This is great, now I think
370
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,952
I may have talked
to cue ball heads
371
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,155
into playin' at benefit
for the contest.
372
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,170
They really are cue ball heads.
373
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,878
Well, big baby Blunden
didn't show up.
374
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,300
Are you surprised?
375
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,628
I figured he wouldn't have the
nerve to mix with this crowd.
376
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,965
The night is still young.
377
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,555
Oh, look who's here,
the anti-boogeyman.
378
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,771
You actually showed up.
379
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,481
I'm not here to talk
to you, munchkins
380
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,981
I'm looking for The Wizard.
381
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,483
Oh, Wizard, Toto's here.
382
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,609
- Not too tough, just enough.
- Mm-hmm.
383
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,374
He-he-hey, my man.
384
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,987
I'm not your man.
385
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,874
Well, it's good
to see you, buddy.
386
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,081
I'm not your buddy either.
387
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,290
Hey, hey. Why you coppin'
a major attitude?
388
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,042
You-you're bringin'
me down, man.
389
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,884
Arvid, why don't you
just cut the jive talk.
390
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,379
You're about
as hip as Abe Vigoda.
391
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,510
Whoa! Now wait a minute.
392
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,128
No, just let me just finish,
so I can get out
393
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,335
of this snob factory.
394
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,554
Why? Just 'cause
I asked to change your shirt?
395
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,385
Yes, as a matter of fact.
396
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,810
Don't you realize that without
Arvid you people would have
397
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:24,019
about as much chance
of getting in here as me?
398
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,481
You are here remember?
399
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,021
Yeah, but I didn't
get in here the way you did.
400
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,034
- I didn't play their game.
- Meaning what?
401
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,897
Meaning, I sneaked in.
402
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,534
I had to tell their bouncer
his car was on fire.
403
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,571
Well, why didn't you just
tell him you were on my list?
404
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,776
Well, why didn't I just tell him
405
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,326
I was a Nobel Prize
winning chemist
406
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,249
who just invented
fruit flavored gasoline?
407
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,287
Yeah. Why didn't you say that?
408
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,582
That would've worked.
409
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,585
- Okay, wise guy, let's go.
- Hey, no. No rough stuff, okay.
410
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,918
Charlie, we have rules.
He snuck in here.
411
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,764
But, Chip,
wha-what's gonna happen?
412
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,679
Is he gonna take
photographs of the place
413
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,967
and sell them to the Iranians?
414
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,601
[laughing]
Uh-uh, Chip, Dennis is okay.
415
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,769
No, I'm not.
416
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,727
[laughs]
You're gonna love this guy.
417
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:07,097
Arvid, you're ashtrays,
I'm clientele.
418
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,016
Arvid, it's okay.
I don't want to stay.
419
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,154
I just wanted to come down here
and tell you to your face
420
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,401
what a jerk I think you've been.
421
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:15,782
And if this is
the new Arvid Engen, no thanks.
422
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,079
Don't touch my T-shirt,
it's rented.
423
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,619
[laughing]
424
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,841
Alright, Wizard, forget it.
425
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,548
Let's get back to work, okay?
426
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,008
Um, I don't think
I want to work in a club
427
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:40,049
that wouldn't let me in
if I wasn't working there.
428
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,845
You're quitting?
429
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,933
I-I guess so.
430
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,858
Oh. That's too bad.
431
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,226
He's a smart kid.
432
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,066
Smarter than I thought.
433
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,411
[instrumental music]
434
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,658
Well, I want to say
that I'm very disappointed
435
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,910
that all of you
are supporting Dennis's
436
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,832
childish protest
against social realities.
437
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,292
Oh, Alan, really!
438
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,712
(Alan)
'Look you have to have rules.'
439
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,921
Having rules about
getting to Club Zirkon
440
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,961
is no different
from having rules about
441
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,165
who can get into this class.
442
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,683
Are we all snobs
because we're smart?
443
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,889
I-it's not the same thing, Alan.
444
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,640
Look, say I, I decide
to try-out for the Knicks
445
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,983
and they tell me that
I'm too short or too slow or..
446
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,901
My jump shot is not good enough.
447
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,980
Well, I have no complaints
448
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,526
but if I have the money
in my hand
449
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,320
and I wanna see a game and they
refuse to sell me a ticket
450
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,446
because of the way I look
or what I'm wearing
451
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,664
then that is
a whole different ball game
452
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,964
and it's not one I want to see.
453
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,748
Hey, uh..
454
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,536
Listen, I..
455
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,495
Dennis was right, I..
456
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,795
I acted like a jerk.
457
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,589
I-I'm sorry, everybody,
and, uh..
458
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:04,054
I-I-I guess, I guess,
I got caught up in the glamour.
459
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,056
Yeah, I guess we all did.
460
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,768
I didn't.
461
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,518
Dennis..
462
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,940
...I-I like
to make it up to you.
463
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:14,899
How?
464
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,030
I might be able
to get you into the chess club.
465
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,948
You could get me
into the chess club?
466
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,317
Well, I, I can't make
any promises but you know
467
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,954
a few words
in the right direction..
468
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,241
- Arvid.
- Oh..
469
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,575
[instrumental music]
470
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,166
[instrumental music]
471
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,473
Off the swamp juice, huh?
472
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:43,637
Between you and me,
Mr. Moore, yes.
473
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,307
Between me and my wife, no.
474
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,135
She's bound to find out.
475
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,392
Yeah, yeah.
476
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,644
She'll scream, she'll yell.
477
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,436
She'll say I'm weak,
spineless, cowardly.
478
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,691
But then within an hour,
she'll forgive me.
479
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,820
She'll make me a nice
roast beef sandwich.
480
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,534
We'll kiss, we'll make love
and best of all
481
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:11,326
I won't have to see that
swamp juice for the next year.
482
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,790
You know, Dr. Samuels,
it takes a big man
483
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,963
to admit his weaknesses.
484
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,173
[grinder whirring]
485
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,973
Who's in my office?
486
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,891
This isn't bad.
487
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,562
[instrumental music]
488
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,862
[theme music]
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