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Previously on "Faking It"...
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It's fine.
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I don't have feelings
for Karma anymore.
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I wish it could
always be like this.
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(Farrah)
Maybe people really can change.
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My daughter
will never be a lesbian.
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Is that Amy?
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Yeah, she had to go.
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You should get under that guy.
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(Shane)
I guess I could give it a shot.
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Ah!
Sasha, you're home.
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Liam, you've grown.
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[peaceful music]
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[door opens]
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Ah!
Sasha! Get off!
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Wakey, wakey,
little mo-bro.
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I hate you,
you stanksnatch.
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Oh, I hate you too,
swishdick.
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Play hooky with me today?
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Please? I am so bored.
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I wish, but I just did a run
of Saturday morning detentions,
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and I can't take any more.
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Besides, it's been a week
since you moved out
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and, you know, dumped Jake.
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Shouldn't you be putting
your life back together?
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Maybe get a job?
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I don't wanna!
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Shane, come on, man, hurry up.
We're gonna be late.
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Uh, Liam,
there are sisters present.
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Uh, Sasha, hi.
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Didn't see you there.
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Both of you can relax.
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It's not like
there's anything down there
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that I haven't already seen.
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What did she mean by that?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
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A few nights ago, we kind of
bumped into each other
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in the bathroom.
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Naked.
It was nothing!
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Shane, she's your sister.
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Yeah, who gave you
your first boner.
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That was like a million years
ago. I was a kid.
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Which is why
it's so powerful.
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I still have wet dreams about
my fourth grade swim instructor.
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This is nothing
like Lifeguard Logan.
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I swear I would never go there.
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Man, it would be wrong
on, like, every level.
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[school bell ringing]
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It's been tough,
but I'm glad she told Bruce.
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They're trying to work it out.
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They even are considering
the tantric healing retreat
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that your mom recommended.
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Well, if they're desperate
enough to try that,
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it must be serious.
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- How's Lauren dealing with it?
- Who knows?
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Right now, she's all about
planning Junior Prom.
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Wait, it's prom season already?
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Ugh, God. I am allergic
to dancing teens in formal wear.
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Why? You worried
you can't find a date?
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I've got two hot prom dates
lined up already.
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My couch and my Xbox.
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A thruple date, if you will.
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- Well, you have fun with that.
- Next person.
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Amy and I will be
bucking the trend
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and going together.
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- Wait, what? We never...
- I know it's silly,
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but it's a rite of passage.
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We could have the whole
dance floor to ourselves.
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We could request Straight Up
on loop.
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I prefer Felix's idea.
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The couch part,
not the video game part.
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But I promise, we'll marathon
movies about prom,
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like Carrie.
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Wait, the original
or the remake?
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The original.
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And I'm insulted
you would even ask me that.
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- Spin around.
- Brian De Palma is a genius.
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[buzzing]
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Vice principal Beaver,
this is the third act
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of vandalism by this "B"
in a week.
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You have zero leads
as to who it could be?
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It's Bevier, sir.
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And it could be anyone.
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Maybe if you,
say, reopened the art room,
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students could express
themselves in there
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- as opposed to out here.
- We do not negotiate with vandals.
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Just see that this
is cleaned up.
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Ugh. Where is everybody?
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Every time I think I've gotten
through to this school,
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it finds a new way
to disappoint me.
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Tell me about it.
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I have put so much time
into planning the perfect prom,
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and we barely sold any tickets.
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These kids have no respect
for tradition or authority.
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- Mm-hmm.
- At any other school,
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I'd cancel prom as punishment
for this "B" nonsense.
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Here, they would see that
as a reward.
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Which gives me an idea.
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[mischievous music]
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♪ ♪
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Prom will now be mandatory
to all students.
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In addition,
all must bring dates.
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Anyone who refuses to comply
will face a month
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of Saturday detention.
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He can't do that.
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And if you're saying
to yourself
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"He can't do that,"
check the terms and conditions
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you all agreed to.
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Life lesson:
read the fine print.
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[bleep].
[sighs]
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Now I have to go to prom
with Karma.
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This is a disaster.
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That's so weird.
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You were so over her,
remember?
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Right before you two mounted
that mechanical bull.
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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You were right.
[sighs]
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At the hoedown, my old feelings
for Karma came back.
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I can't let that happen again.
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And prom is supposed to be
the most romantic night
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in all of teendom.
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It's an emotional minefield.
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You're so lucky you didn't sign
Turner's contract.
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You don't have to go.
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I kind of want to though.
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I've been text-flirting
my PFLAG crush
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ever since the hoedown.
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I've gotten amazing at the art
of the suggestive emoji.
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Look.
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Oh, creative use
of the eggplant.
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So you gonna ask him?
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Ew, no, he's gonna ask me.
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Amy!
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(both)
Shh!
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Everyone at the school
is freaking.
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We're going together, right?
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You know, I would,
but it's not fair to you.
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Fair?
What are you talking about?
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Karma, you've been dreaming
about prom since you were six.
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And your dream date wasn't me.
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It was a cute boy
who's really into you.
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Yeah, that would be great.
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- But...
- What about Felix?
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- Felix is super cute.
- Yeah.
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What?
Ew, Felix?
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He's like my brother.
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And you're the one
always flirting with him.
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What? Please.
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Oh! Oh!
What about your new lab partner?
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You said you two have chemistry.
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I remember that because then I
said, "In more ways than one,"
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and we laughed.
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That's a good one.
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He is really cute.
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The other day,
he lit my Bunsen burner.
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Go get your flirt on
before he asks someone else.
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- Okay.
- Go! Get out.
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Okay. Shoo.
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Problem solved.
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What if their chemistry
is all in Karma's delusional
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self-absorbed head?
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Don't talk about Karma
like that.
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She's my best friend.
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Okay, maybe I should
get a date just in case.
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[playful music]
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What the [bleep], Dad?
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I can't believe you did this.
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Turner?
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What the f...
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French fries?
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I wanted prom to be mandatory.
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I never said anything
about dates.
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Yes, I added it.
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I thought it might be
a healthy change
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for some of our students
to turn off the video games,
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get off the couch,
and go on an actual date.
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On an unrelated note,
Lauren,
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have you met this bright,
young student, Felix?
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I know he's your son,
and, no, it's not happening.
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Seriously?
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Hey, Oliver, hi.
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- How you been?
- Hey.
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- Drama Club looks good on you.
- Thanks.
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So, I wanted to ask you
something, um, about prom.
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Prom?
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- Really?
- What about prom?
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Hi, I'm Jamie.
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Hi, Jamie.
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I'm Amy.
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Nice shirt.
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Ollie gave it to me
to help get into character.
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I'm the lead in his new play.
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Oh. Falling Down the Donut Hole:
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A Tale of Unrequited Love
and Despair.
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It's just a little experimental,
black-boxy thing.
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Oh, what did you want
to talk to me about?
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Never mind.
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Carry on.
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Oh, wait,
I am not okay with you
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going on a date
with another guy.
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What am I supposed to do?
I'm head of the prom committee.
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I'd go with you,
but that's not really an option.
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It won't be a real date.
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I'll have plenty of offers, I'll
choose the most harmless one,
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who will still look decent
in pictures, of course.
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Fine.
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- As long as I get veto power.
- Deal.
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I have to say, I kind of like
you all jealous and territorial.
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[bell ringing]
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So this prom thing is crazy,
right?
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Yeah. Look at all these people
feeding into mass hysteria.
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It's textbook groupthink.
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Straight people be crazy.
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But what can we do?
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We have to go, so...
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We do have to go...
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to class.
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We're so late.
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I'll see you.
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- Hi there, chem buddy.
- Hey.
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Okay, Liam, this is genius.
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How did you manage to hack
the school announcement system?
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Shane, how many times
do I have to say it?
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I swear, I'm not "B."
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[playful music]
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Ah, I almost believe you.
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Man, when did you become
such a Pretty Little Liar?
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Wait, does this mean
you're also lying about Sasha?
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No, I'm not lying about this
or about that.
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Man, the way you all took me in
and accepted me,
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it's the first time I felt part
of a real family.
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I swear, I'd never do anything
to screw that up.
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Aww, that was legit
heartwarming.
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I believe you, buddy.
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Just about the sister thing.
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I still know that you're "B."
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Hey there, Lil' Liam.
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Sasha?
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Hi, um, what are you doing here?
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Just got a guest pass to come
have lunch with Shane.
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I've been so bored at home.
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I'm just Skwerkeling
random things,
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like the age of consent
in Texas.
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It's 17.
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Hey, didn't you just
have a birthday?
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Sasha, look.
We can't.
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Come on, you know you had
a thing for me
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since you were a kid.
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True, but...
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you're fresh off a break-up.
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Me too, actually.
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And you're six years older
than me.
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And you're
my best friend's sister,
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so it would just...
it would be wrong.
257
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Like, really, really wrong.
258
00:08:55,725 --> 00:08:57,826
[whispering]
That's what makes it so hot.
259
00:08:57,861 --> 00:09:00,365
[dance music]
260
00:09:00,466 --> 00:09:03,168
Ah! There's the bell!
261
00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:06,205
Uh, it's a special tone
that only teenagers can hear.
262
00:09:06,303 --> 00:09:08,972
Yup, got to go.
263
00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:10,707
Jasmine! Hey! It's Amy!
264
00:09:10,807 --> 00:09:12,530
We met on that dating app SYZZR?
265
00:09:12,566 --> 00:09:14,024
The one in love
with her best friend.
266
00:09:14,059 --> 00:09:16,238
Was! Was in love.
I am finally over that.
267
00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:18,764
Which is why I'm calling.
Prom is coming up...
268
00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:20,201
Let me guess,
she wants to go as friends
269
00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:22,081
and you're worried about
old feelings coming back.
270
00:09:22,115 --> 00:09:24,099
- How did you...
- I told you. I've been there.
271
00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:26,740
And I hate to break it to you,
but you're so not over her yet.
272
00:09:26,841 --> 00:09:29,576
I am.
In fact, I had a girlfriend.
273
00:09:29,677 --> 00:09:31,177
And you two broke up
because you're both
274
00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:33,813
"in different places" or
some other bull[bleep] reason.
275
00:09:33,913 --> 00:09:37,051
How did you know all this?
Are you from the future?
276
00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:39,485
Yeah, 2000-
and-finally-over-her.
277
00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:42,855
Call me when you get here.
278
00:09:42,956 --> 00:09:46,491
[bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep].
279
00:09:46,527 --> 00:09:49,629
Elizabeth?
Ever since you joined Madrigals,
280
00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:53,067
I've been wanting to ask you...
281
00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:55,140
would you do me
the honor of allowing me
282
00:09:55,176 --> 00:09:56,866
to escort you to Junior prom?
283
00:09:56,902 --> 00:09:58,438
Pick me up after Judge Judy.
284
00:09:58,538 --> 00:10:01,375
[romantic music]
285
00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:02,674
♪ ♪
286
00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:03,879
Okay.
287
00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:08,750
Scene over.
288
00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:11,062
Don't worry, Lauren.
Someone will ask you.
289
00:10:11,097 --> 00:10:13,855
Oh, I know!
It's Leila I worry about.
290
00:10:13,953 --> 00:10:16,500
No need. I have three offers
on the table.
291
00:10:16,536 --> 00:10:18,658
Lauren...
292
00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,662
What the [bleep] do you want?
293
00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,743
I was just wondering if, uh,
294
00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,705
you wanted to, uh...
Would you ever consider...
295
00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,100
Are you seriously asking me
to prom
296
00:10:27,201 --> 00:10:28,399
after the way
that you dumped me?
297
00:10:28,434 --> 00:10:29,836
I am so sorry.
298
00:10:29,937 --> 00:10:32,165
But I was an idiot
and now I know
299
00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:34,028
that you're totally not a dude.
300
00:10:34,062 --> 00:10:36,053
I was a jerk.
301
00:10:36,088 --> 00:10:37,312
Let me make it up to you.
302
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,236
(both)
Aww...
303
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:44,052
You got to admit, we always
look great in pictures.
304
00:10:44,153 --> 00:10:46,014
So I just have to pray
that things between Karma
305
00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:47,721
and Chemistry Guy work out.
306
00:10:47,822 --> 00:10:49,620
I'd say, based
on the frowny-face
307
00:10:49,654 --> 00:10:52,393
rapidly coming toward us,
those prayers went unheard.
308
00:10:52,494 --> 00:10:55,927
I tried all of my best hair
flips and still, no prom invite.
309
00:10:55,962 --> 00:10:56,893
I can relate.
310
00:10:56,927 --> 00:10:58,532
I'm trying to bait
my crush into asking me,
311
00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:01,850
and nothing.
312
00:11:01,884 --> 00:11:03,615
Listen to you two.
313
00:11:03,649 --> 00:11:07,592
Waiting around to be
asked like it's the 1800s.
314
00:11:07,628 --> 00:11:08,841
You are woman.
315
00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:11,379
And you are gay man.
316
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,854
Let's hear you roar!
317
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:18,686
History rewards those who seize
the reins of their destinies!
318
00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:21,722
Amy, you are so right.
319
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:24,524
I'm just gonna ask my crush
to prom myself!
320
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,793
Same here.
321
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,480
Oh, in fact,
there he is right now.
322
00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:28,562
Oh, mine too!
323
00:11:28,663 --> 00:11:31,566
[upbeat music]
324
00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:33,466
♪ ♪
325
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,124
You've obviously mistaken Wade's
friendliness for flirting.
326
00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:38,509
Maybe you've misinterpreted
his sensitivity.
327
00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:39,701
Not everyone is gay.
328
00:11:39,736 --> 00:11:42,167
Yeah? Well, not everyone at
this school is in love with you.
329
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,711
We're settling this now.
330
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,414
- Hey, Wade.
- Hi, Wade.
331
00:11:45,549 --> 00:11:46,984
Hey, guys.
332
00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:49,796
I, uh, did not realize
you two were friends.
333
00:11:49,912 --> 00:11:51,845
Wade, can you please tell Shane
334
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,897
about how you called me cute
the other day?
335
00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:55,438
[scoffs]
Oh, poor Karma.
336
00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:58,293
He meant cute like a viral video
of a puppy sneezing.
337
00:11:58,327 --> 00:11:59,342
- Right?
- No. No.
338
00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:03,995
I meant cute,
as in attractive, hot, sexy.
339
00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:06,933
But you flirted with me
at that PFLAG event.
340
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:08,999
And we talked all
about your ex-boyfriend Aaron.
341
00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,171
Ex-girlfriend, actually.
342
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:12,405
It was with an "E,"
not a double "A."
343
00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:16,245
But you're right.
We've been flirting.
344
00:12:16,345 --> 00:12:18,046
(both)
So are you gay or straight?
345
00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,581
I'm bi.
346
00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:23,293
Had that not even occurred
as a possibility to you two?
347
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,376
- Of course it did.
- Bi? Totally. Yeah.
348
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,552
Okay, this is a little awkward,
but I like both of you.
349
00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:32,793
And I'm not really sure
who I wanna bring to prom yet.
350
00:12:32,894 --> 00:12:33,995
Is that cool?
351
00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:35,928
- Totally, cool. Yeah.
- The coolest.
352
00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:38,192
Cool, we can talk
about this later.
353
00:12:38,227 --> 00:12:39,494
- Yeah.
- [giggles]
354
00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:40,634
All right. Bye.
355
00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:42,125
- Bye.
- Bye.
356
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,102
(both)
Bi?
357
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,719
Well, that was weird. Hm.
358
00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:48,009
Not really. I mean, maybe it
was for you,
359
00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,811
but it wasn't for me.
360
00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:52,047
Right. Well, look.
361
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:55,017
We need a civil way to decide
who gets to take Wade to prom.
362
00:12:55,052 --> 00:12:56,831
What's fair?
Should we flip for it?
363
00:12:56,865 --> 00:12:58,153
- Rock-Paper-Scissors?
- No need for that.
364
00:12:58,253 --> 00:13:00,668
I'm going with Wade
because Wade is gay.
365
00:13:00,702 --> 00:13:03,256
Um, he just told us he was bi.
366
00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:04,926
The "bi" label is just a step
367
00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:06,195
in the coming out process.
368
00:13:06,294 --> 00:13:08,764
It goes: drunken hookup,
curious, bi,
369
00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:11,167
full-blown gay, Elton John.
370
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:14,003
His last relationship
was with a girl.
371
00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,840
So was every other gay guy
before they came out.
372
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:17,836
Well, what about Amy?
373
00:13:17,871 --> 00:13:19,679
Even you said she could be bi.
374
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,981
It's different for girls.
375
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:21,945
Whoa.
376
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,849
That is a ridiculous
double-standard.
377
00:13:23,884 --> 00:13:25,871
Really close-minded
and hypocritical.
378
00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:28,350
If girls can be bi,
so can guys.
379
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:32,639
Wait, are you just trying
to freak me out?
380
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,289
Since when are you
so open-minded?
381
00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:36,924
Even if a tiny part of Wade
is into you,
382
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:42,018
I know what a guy wants,
because I am one.
383
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,485
You can't just give up.
384
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,847
Shane's right.
I can't compete with him
385
00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:47,903
in the battle
of bi-boy seduction!
386
00:13:47,937 --> 00:13:48,782
I'm just not that girl.
387
00:13:48,817 --> 00:13:49,831
The day isn't over yet.
388
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:51,063
Someone can still ask you.
389
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:54,447
Yeah? Like who?
390
00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:56,187
(both)
Karma, hi.
391
00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:57,836
Ella. Willa.
392
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,580
You're not going to prom
with Liam, right?
393
00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,399
Because we thought
we'd both ask him.
394
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:05,037
And let him choose.
395
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,623
Go for it.
396
00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:08,732
I mean, maybe he won't be able
to decide
397
00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:13,413
and the three of you
could just go together.
398
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:17,013
Right, Amy?
399
00:14:17,048 --> 00:14:17,761
Amy?
400
00:14:17,797 --> 00:14:19,708
Veto! Veto! Veto!
401
00:14:19,744 --> 00:14:21,499
There is no way you're going
to prom with your ex-boyfriend.
402
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,553
It's not like it'd be
a real date!
403
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,559
After what Tommy did to you,
404
00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:25,730
how could you even consider
forgiving him?
405
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,614
Forgiveness is
a virtue, Anthony.
406
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:30,809
After all, if you weren't
a narc that everyone hates,
407
00:14:30,845 --> 00:14:32,312
I could be going
with my real boyfriend.
408
00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:33,840
But I can't,
and that [bleep] sucks.
409
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,072
What if Tommy's just asking
so everyone forgives him?
410
00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:37,698
The entire school's hated him
ever since they found out
411
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:39,221
he dumped you
for being intersex.
412
00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:42,902
Right. 'Cause he couldn't
actually want to go with me.
413
00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:44,452
I didn't mean...
414
00:14:44,488 --> 00:14:46,456
Lauren, wait!
415
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,775
Officers, search their bags.
416
00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:51,581
[indistinct chatter]
417
00:14:51,826 --> 00:14:54,428
What is going on here?
418
00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:56,200
This ends now.
419
00:14:56,389 --> 00:14:58,783
These are all of the school's
known visual artists.
420
00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:00,886
One of them has to be "B."
421
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,014
All right, you Banksy wannabes.
422
00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:04,485
You've had your fun.
423
00:15:04,616 --> 00:15:07,052
Now if someone doesn't
admit to being "B,"
424
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,860
you will all be suspended.
425
00:15:08,937 --> 00:15:10,595
And yes, I can do that.
426
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,163
Again,
read the Terms & Conditions.
427
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,722
It was me, okay?
428
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,139
[indistinct chatter]
429
00:15:17,174 --> 00:15:18,940
I am "B."
430
00:15:18,975 --> 00:15:20,610
Now, let everyone else go.
431
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,585
B for Booker.
432
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:25,340
You know, I think we might just
skip right past suspension
433
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,940
to full-on expulsion...
434
00:15:26,975 --> 00:15:27,967
Stop!
435
00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:30,023
It wasn't Liam.
436
00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:31,921
- It was me.
- [crowd gasping]
437
00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:34,153
"B" is for Beaver.
438
00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:35,975
I mean, Bevier.
439
00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:40,615
Penelope.
Oh, you are so fired.
440
00:15:40,715 --> 00:15:43,918
You can't fire me
because I [bleep] quit!
441
00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:46,422
Oh, that felt good.
Booker.
442
00:15:46,523 --> 00:15:48,659
You carry that banner
'cause if he's not stopped,
443
00:15:48,695 --> 00:15:50,538
there's gonna be no Hester left.
444
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,125
(Turner)
Get her!
445
00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:53,495
- Go!
- Go, Miss B, go!
446
00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:54,796
- Go.
- Run! Run!
447
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:56,899
- [students speaking at once]
- Let go of me!
448
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,301
Long live Hester!
449
00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:02,304
[rock music]
450
00:16:02,403 --> 00:16:04,922
♪ ♪
451
00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:06,134
(Amy)
Felix.
452
00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:08,769
Okay, so you don't have a date
for prom yet, right?
453
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,211
Uh, no. I don't.
454
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,591
Neither does Karma.
455
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,203
You should ask her.
456
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,616
Wouldn't that be fun?
457
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:16,783
I... I don't know.
458
00:16:16,817 --> 00:16:19,043
You know, Karma sees me more
as a brother-type.
459
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,386
And she's all into prom,
and I hate it.
460
00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:23,878
I hate it, too, Felix,
trust me.
461
00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:28,263
But we all have to go, so...
462
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:31,625
why don't we just go together?
463
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:32,825
- Really?
- Yeah.
464
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,109
Yeah, uh, yeah, of course.
465
00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:36,495
I mean, you know,
'cause we have to.
466
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,773
- Yeah.
- What are you two whispering about?
467
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,980
Uh, just stupid prom.
468
00:16:42,057 --> 00:16:47,662
Felix just asked me to go
with him and I said yes.
469
00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:50,899
Oh, great.
470
00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:56,426
Prom tickets!
Get your prom tickets!
471
00:16:57,536 --> 00:17:00,139
Hey!
472
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:03,269
Tommy, you begged,
you pleaded.
473
00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:06,607
And I, being the forgiving,
benevolent person I am,
474
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,943
have decided to give you
a shot at redemption.
475
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:12,682
Yes, I will go to
prom with you.
476
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:14,057
Unless anyone
has any objections
477
00:17:14,093 --> 00:17:16,068
they'd like to voice.
478
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,338
Lauren, you will not
regret this.
479
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,307
And if you follow
this checklist, I won't.
480
00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:21,876
You might want to call
the florist now.
481
00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:24,779
The orchids I want in my corsage
are very rare.
482
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,114
[phone beeping]
483
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:29,184
- Hello.
- Two tickets, please.
484
00:17:29,284 --> 00:17:32,320
One for me,
and one for Fred here.
485
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,188
Turner said we have
to have dates.
486
00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:35,789
He didn't say
they have to be alive.
487
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,791
It might be against God.
488
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:40,146
But it's not against the rules.
489
00:17:40,182 --> 00:17:41,250
Thank you.
490
00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:44,096
Come on, Freddy.
491
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,467
Sorry.
492
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,694
Sasha, uh, what are you doing
here again?
493
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:51,631
Oh, I stopped by the office
and they are just desperate
494
00:17:51,665 --> 00:17:53,088
for substitute teachers.
495
00:17:53,124 --> 00:17:54,612
All you need is
a college diploma.
496
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,727
- Crazy, right?
- Oh, wow.
497
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,433
And I can't wait to teach you
a thing or two.
498
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,632
[laughs]
499
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:06,592
So, um, why did you tell
Karma I asked you
500
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,342
when you asked me?
501
00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:09,342
I did?
502
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:11,804
Oh, it all happened so fast.
503
00:18:11,838 --> 00:18:14,202
What's the difference, really?
504
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:16,773
I'm sensing something else
is going on here.
505
00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:18,953
Is this... is this prom thing
really a date,
506
00:18:18,989 --> 00:18:21,452
or is it some sort
of weird scheme?
507
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,816
[sighs]
508
00:18:23,851 --> 00:18:25,590
Okay.
509
00:18:25,691 --> 00:18:27,890
The truth
is I asked you
510
00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:30,819
because I can't go
to prom with Karma.
511
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:32,288
I used to be in love
with her
512
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:35,098
and I can't go down
that rabbit hole again.
513
00:18:35,134 --> 00:18:37,035
Oh.
514
00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:40,904
Yeah, that makes sense,
I guess.
515
00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:44,072
But I didn't want to go
to prom in the first place.
516
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:47,345
And I'm not sure if I want to go
as your feelings air-bag.
517
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:48,846
Yeah. You're right.
518
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:51,549
And I appreciate you
calling me on that.
519
00:18:51,648 --> 00:18:54,451
It kind of makes me
want to go with you more.
520
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,188
But just so you don't
have to go with Karma.
521
00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:58,525
Yeah.
522
00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:00,031
Well, partially.
523
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,961
But also,
you seem like a cool guy.
524
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,457
And we both hate prom.
525
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,773
And making fun of
the whole thing with you
526
00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:09,926
might make it
almost bearable.
527
00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:12,962
Well, I do admire your sarcasm.
528
00:19:13,057 --> 00:19:15,238
Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
529
00:19:15,272 --> 00:19:16,709
And hey, now that
the pressure's off,
530
00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:19,211
I don't even have to shower!
531
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:20,984
Look, I'm not one
for playing games.
532
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,857
So I'm just gonna say it.
533
00:19:22,893 --> 00:19:25,180
Will you go to prom with...
534
00:19:25,214 --> 00:19:28,089
[funky music]
535
00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:29,497
Karma?
536
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:30,922
- Wow.
- What, did you raid
537
00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:32,838
the Drama Club
costume department?
538
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:34,765
Karma, you look...
539
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,875
- Wow.
- Thanks.
540
00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:39,153
And I just want to say,
I'm totally open-minded
541
00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:41,088
about the whole "bi" thing.
542
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:42,865
In fact, why choose?
543
00:19:42,901 --> 00:19:45,405
If you want to date both of us
until things get serious,
544
00:19:45,441 --> 00:19:47,429
I'm totally cool with that.
545
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:50,994
♪ ♪
546
00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:52,844
Unless Shane isn't.
547
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:57,580
♪ ♪
548
00:19:57,682 --> 00:19:59,508
I'm cooler than cool with it.
549
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,451
In fact, you know
what would be even cooler?
550
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,050
Is if we all went to prom.
551
00:20:03,086 --> 00:20:04,188
Together.
552
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,923
Great idea.
553
00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:07,623
Principal Turner
said dates were mandatory.
554
00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:09,276
But he never said "a" date.
555
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:12,765
What better way to stick it
to him than with a protest?
556
00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:14,877
A thruple date?
557
00:20:14,932 --> 00:20:18,083
I'm in, if Wade is.
558
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,949
♪ ♪
559
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:22,595
I'm in. I'm in.
560
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,125
Great.
561
00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:25,538
Thruple date.
562
00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:27,362
Thruple date.
563
00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:28,679
Thruple date.
564
00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:30,065
♪ ♪
565
00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:32,916
Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
566
00:20:32,951 --> 00:20:33,558
(male announcer)
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567
00:20:33,594 --> 00:20:35,753
I'm totally cool if Wade
wants to swing both ways.
568
00:20:35,788 --> 00:20:37,768
Let her push all she wants.
I'm not giving her an inch.
569
00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:39,269
All of Wade's inches
will be mine.
570
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,036
This isn't prom by Lauren;
it's prom by the little mermaid.
571
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:43,792
Why didn't you tell me
that you were going to prom
572
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,052
with a Felix?
573
00:20:45,087 --> 00:20:46,815
Felix wants this
to be a real date.
574
00:20:46,849 --> 00:20:47,351
He does?
575
00:20:47,385 --> 00:20:49,404
You just gonna stand there
and let that happen?
576
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,679
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