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[squawks]

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Leader of the Pack."

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[all trumpeting softly]

[Dana] A whole herd of mammoths?

They're beautiful.

[Grandma] Let's go, Dana.

Grandma, you won't believe it.

How hard it was to find parking?

You're right, I don't believe it.

We're already ten minutes late for your soccer game.

Now go join your team, Dana.

[Dana] Um... That's not my team.

That's my team.

Hey, Dana.

[Dana] Hey, Riley.

[Coach] Oh, good.

We can start, now that all of our players

are actually here.

[Dana & Riley] Roar! [chuckling]

Where's your mom, Dana?

Isn't she here to coach your team?

Mom had to take Dexter to an appointment, so--

[Grandma] I'm stepping in.

Coach Grandma.

Oh. Well--

[whistle blows]

Alright.

That's the game whistle.

Time to play!

[Grandma] Go, go, go! Get 'em, Dana!

Listen, I'm sorry

I was a bit short with you when you got here.

I'm just in a bit of a rush.

But this game won't take long.

Oh, of course. No apologies necessary.

But why won't the game take long?

Well,

our team is actually undefeated.

Oh. What's our record?

Oh, your team...

has never won.

Never?

Never even scored a goal.

That's impossible.

Yeah, you'd think.

[whistle blows]

-Good luck. -You too.

[whistle blows]

[crowd applauding]

Whoa! Sneaky steal!

Thanks. I've been working on it.

[crowd applauding]

Nice goal, Riley.

I'm starting to see why they never scored.

Excellent work, team.

That beats our record for fastest goal.

It only took you ten seconds to score!

Interesting work, team.

But don't worry, I'm here to help -

and you're going to need a lot of it.

You were running the wrong way,

you were doing cartwheels,

and you...

I don't know what you were doing.

Were you even on the field?

Um, Grandma,

Mom just wants us to have fun.

Well, there's having fun

and then there's winning.

And trust me,

winning can be fun.

[whistle blows]

Excuse me. I'm coaching.

We're going to need a timeout.

Now, the first step is

to get the ball

and control it. [animal snarls faintly]

[Grandma] Like this.

[Dana gasps] A Smilodon!

[roars]

And I think it's hunting something.

I'll be right back, Grandma!

[splutters]

No cartwheels!

[Dana] A baby mammoth?

He's what you're hunting?

But the baby is defenseless.

He doesn't even have tusks yet!

[loud trumpeting]

[Dana] But they do.

Mammoths are some of the more fearsome

prehistoric mammals ever.

They use their tusks and heavy bodies

to battle predators -

except they aren't right now!

What are they doing?

The adult mammoths are forming a circle

around the baby.

Smilodon can't get through!

Better luck next time, friend!

The adult mammoths surrounded the baby

to protect her.

Maybe my team

can protect the ball the same way!

And whatever you do,

do not let the other team score. Understood?

Grandma, guess what.

If this is about dinosaurs,

you can tell me after the game, sweetie.

It's not about dinosaurs.

It's about prehistoric mammals!

And soccer.

Go ahead.

I just saw a herd of mammoths

protect a baby mammoth from a Smilodon

by surrounding it.

I thought you said this was about soccer.

If we can surround the ball

like the mammoths surrounded their baby,

Riley's team won't be able to get it.

[Grandma] "Mammoth mode"?

This could actually work.

[whistle blows]

Alright, team. Let's go.

Go, Go, Go!

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Ready, everyone?

Mammoth mode.

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[Riley] Hey.

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[Riley] Hey!

It's working!

Now score a goal for Coach Grandma!

Mom...!

Are they going to keep doing that until the--

[whistle blows twice] --clock runs out?

[crowd applauding]

That's halftime.

At least they stopped you from scoring.

Yeah.

[Grandma] Okay, kids.

We got your defense down.

Now we need to work on your offense.

And you've never heard that word before.

Oh, Eva...

Okay,

you can't protect the ball for the whole game.

You need to try to run with it and score.

But if we don't surround it, Riley will get it.

Exactly.

We need to figure out a way

to get that ball from that girl.

"That girl" is my best friend.

I'm your coach.

During the game,

I'm your best friend,

and that goes for all of you. [animal snarls faintly]

[gasps]

Smilodon is back! [Smilodon roars]

I wonder what it's hunting this time.

I'll be back, Grandma -

hopefully with something we can use.

Alright.

Let's practice our offensive faces.

Arrrr!

[team, weakly] Arrrr.

[Dana] A nest?

Now you're hunting for eggs?

But you don't know who this nest belongs to.

[snarls]

[squawking]

[Dana] Titanis.

That nest belongs to that Terror Bird.

I'm not so sure you want to take her on, Smilodon.

Titanis used their hooked beaks

to tear their prey apart.

[snarling and squawking]

[Dana] You'd better run, Smilodon!

Better luck next time--

[animal snarls]

[Dana] Another Smilodon?

And he got an egg!

[squawking and snarling]

The Smilodon worked together to distract the Titanis

so that they could get an egg.

Maybe my team can score a goal the same way!

Put the ball in the net.

That's the whole point of this game.

That's why we're here:

ball in net.

Grandma, I've got something.

Good, 'cause I got nothin'.

I just saw a Smilodon distract a Titanis

while another Smilodon went in and stole one of its eggs.

We're not trying to steal eggs.

No, but imagine the egg is a ball.

We can use Smilodon mode to distract Riley's team,

steal the ball, and score!

[whistle blows]

[Grandma] "Smilodon mode."

I like it!

Alright, team. Let's go!

Go! Go! [laughs]

[whistle blows]

Alright, team. Smilodon mode!

-Roar! -What? Ack!

Steal that ball, Smilodon!

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I did it! I scored!

She scored!

My granddaughter scored!

[whistle blows]

What's that whistle for?

[Coach] Game's over. Good job, Coach.

Game's over? But it's a tie.

[Riley] Nice goal, Dana.

[Dana] Thanks, Riley.

I used the Smilodon attack method.

-Bye! -See you later!

[Grandma] Isn't there an overtime or something?

I mean, uh,

we have to find out who the winner is.

[squawking and trumpeting]

Why?

Grandma, predators and prey

are in a constant battle for survival,

but if one of them won all the time,

the other wouldn't survive.

Nature is usually a tie.

Hmph. Ehh...

We did get your team's first goal ever, didn't we?

Yes, we did!

[laughs] Hey, when's your next game?

Maybe I can come back and coach again.

-[Dana] Um, sure. -[Grandma] That'd be good.

[Dana] Sometimes, yeah.

[Grandma] That would be great.

Right.

[animals roaring, trumpeting, squawking]

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[Dana] Next up, more Dino Dana!

[squawks]

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Dino Sitter."

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[quiet squawking]

I've been watching the Incisivosaurus all morning,

and she hasn't left her eggs once -

not even to eat.

She must be hungry.

[fast-paced squawk]

[Dana] Compsognathus!

And you definitely look hungry.

[dinosaurs sniff and squawk]

For eggs!

Now I can do dino experiment 719,

"How do dinosaurs protect their eggs from egg-eaters?"

[gasps] He's going in.

What's the Incisivosaurus doing?

She's staying on her eggs and snapping

each time the Compy leans in to get one.

Ouch. That looked like it hurt.

But not as much as it would hurt to lose an egg.

Good job protecting your eggs, Incisivosaurus.

[cooing and squawking]

I can handle it, Dad.

Just give me a chance. Come on.

It's a big responsibility, Saara.

You know who's really responsible?

Me?

No. The Incisivosaurus.

She protected her eggs by staying on them,

even when a Compsognathus tried to get one.

Isn't that incredible?

As incredible as it would be

if Dad let me babysit you and Dexter instead of Cai

when he and Mom go out tonight.

Why do you want to babysit so bad?

For money.

And to spend more quality time

with my lovely family.

But mostly for the money.

Why pay Cai when you can pay me?

Because Cai doesn't just babysit.

Cai goes above and beyond.

She even does the laundry sometimes.

I can do the laundry.

Cai also hangs it out to dry.

I can hang it up to dry.

And she performs dino experiments with me.

I can...

You can help me with dino experiment 719,

"How do dinosaurs protect their eggs from egg-eaters?"

[Dad] Protecting eggs, huh?

That gives me an idea.

In high school, I had to take care of an egg

and pretend it was my kid.

What happened?

Your uncle Ravi ate my kid.

And I almost failed.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Here's the deal:

if you can do all the chores and--

The dino experiment with Dana.

...and the dino experiment with Dana

without cracking this egg,

I'll cancel Cai, and you can babysit.

Thanks, Dad!

Failed.

Oh no! Not fair!

I didn't know we had started yet.

I'll get you another egg.

And I'll find another nest

for us to investigate together.

[Saara] Ugh.

You can start the laundry with this shirt.

[Saara] Yeah...

I can't find any dino nests anywhere.

[knocking]

Bad news, Seester.

I can't locate any new dino nests.

That is bad news.

In the meantime, can you do me a favor

by hanging up these sheets on the clothesline?

On it, Seester.

Thanks, Seester.

[sighs]

[takes deep breath] Remember the money.

Saara must have accidently folded the egg up.

I'd better get you back to her.

[squawking]

Compsognathus is back.

How am I going to protect this egg from you?

[dinosaur tweeting and squawking]

[Dana] Incisivosaurus! That's it!

Ah. Safe.

Dana, have you seen that egg

I was supposed to be looking after?

Uh-huh.

Oh, good! Where is it?

Please don't tell me you're sitting on the egg.

[sighs]

I think you meant to say,

"Thanks, little Seester, for looking after the egg

when I was supposed to be."

Thank you.

But you're lucky you didn't crush it.

Good point, Saara.

What if a dino was too big

to sit on their eggs to protect them?

Then what would they do?

This is where Cai would check her phone for me.

Okay.

Hmm. It says here that some animals bury their eggs.

Maybe there's a dino that does that.

But which one?

How about you keep hanging up the laundry,

and I'll go get the next load done,

and then we'll figure it out?

Can't we figure it out now?

Later's fine.

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[dinosaur squawking quietly]

[sniffing]

Compsognathus?

What do you smell now?

Hey, wait up!

[squawking quietly]

[sniffing]

[both dinosaurs squawking quietly]

[Dana] Psittacosaurus!

Look! She's burying her eggs!

Careful, Compsognathus.

Psittacosaurus has sharp quills

that they use to fight off predators.

[both squawking quietly]

Sorry, Compy.

Those eggs are too deep for you to dig down to.

[both squawking loudly]

[Dana] Looks like the Psittacosaurus

is too big to sit on her eggs,

so she buries them to protect them.

Saara was right!

I should go tell her.

Saara?

Are you in here?

No. But her egg is.

[squawking]

Oh no you don't.

Go find something else to eat.

He's not giving up.

I know!

I'll bury Saara's egg like the Psittacosaurus did!

No way you'll be able

to dig it out of all that laundry, Compy.

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[squawking quietly and sniffing]

Aha!

It worked,

just like it did for the Psittacosaurus.

Dana, don't get angry,

but I had to borrow some change from your dino bank.

Oh no. I think I left the egg upstairs.

No, you didn't.

You left it down here.

So you put it in the dirty laundry?

I buried it in the dirty laundry,

just like the Psittacosaurus did,

so the Compy wouldn't get it

and you would get to babysit.

Thanks, Seester.

Babysitting is harder than I expected.

Oh, I'm missing a quarter.

I must have dropped it on the way down.

Can you look after the egg while I go find it?

No problem, Seester.

Your egg is safe with...

[squawking quietly]

Give me back Saara's egg, Compy!

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I need that egg or Saara can't babysit,

which means she won't do dino experiments with me!

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Give me Saara's egg, Compy.

[cawing]

[Dana] I mean... give me Saara's egg, Pterodactylus.

Your nest is on the roof!

[squawks]

She must think Saara's egg is one of hers.

[squawking loudly]

[Dana] Sorry, Compy.

Building their nests up high must be how some Pterosaurs

protect their eggs from egg-eaters like you.

[squawking quietly]

How am I going to get Saara's egg down?

Think, Dana, think.

Compy got Saara's egg from me because it was so quick.

[squawking loudly]

Ow! Stop, Pterodactylus!

This isn't even your egg!

[squawking]

[panting]

[panting] Dana,

be careful with that egg.

I am being careful with it!

I saved it from a Compsognathus who wanted to eat it

and a Pterodactylus who wanted to raise it as its own,

and I helped you with laundry

and I finished my dino experiment, too.

Oh. You finished your dino experiment without me?

Yep. And it was a really exciting one, too.

Hey, girls.

How goes the babysitting practice run?

Whoa. Good job, Saara.

Congratulations.

You get to babysit tonight.

I'll call Cai.

Thank you, but...

...I'd rather do a dino experiment

with my little Seester.

Really?

I have so many we can do.

Like, honestly, hundreds.

Uh...

[chuckles]

[squawks quietly]

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