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[squawks]

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "The Quick and the Dino."

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[crash, thump]

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Get on back here with that celery, Gigantoraptor.

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[panting]

That celery don't belong to you!

You can run as fast

as your legs will carry you, Sheriff Grandma,

but it ain't going to get you anywhere.

That there Gigantoraptor

is faster than any person 'round these parts.

What are you suggesting, Marshal Dana?

That I give up?

'Cause I can tell you right now,

this sheriff don't take kindly to giving up.

Are you saying you want to fight back?

I want to fight back.

[Saara] What are you two doing?

Playing dress-up.

I'm an old-time sheriff, and Dana's the marshal.

I've been sent to help the sheriff

protect her town from a Gigantoraptor.

He keeps stealing all our celery!

[laughs]

Do you want to play with us?

No.

I'm a little too old for dress-up.

Well, I'm not.

Where were we?

Figuring out how to fight back against the Gigantoraptor.

Well, what do we know about him?

We know his name means "giant thief."

Makes sense. He's huge and he's stealing from us.

We know he has long, sharp claws.

Ooh, so we shouldn't get too close.

And we know he's a herbivore.

Who...

Who loves celery!

So how do we run him out of town?

[Saara] Well, if he's a giant herbivore,

then why not get an even bigger carnivore

that will scare him off?

I thought you weren't playing.

[Saara] I'm not.

Saara could be right.

Not much would scare something as big as a Gigantoraptor

other than an even bigger dinosaur.

What about this one?

She seems big.

The biggest.

Giganotosaurus was one of the largest predators

of all time.

Looks like the Gigantoraptor's luck

may have just run out.

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[squawking]

Don't even think about stealing this celery!

[squawking]

Your thieving and stealing

have got no place in this town,

but I know you ain't afraid of us little two,

so I'd like to introduce you to our new deputy.

Roar!

[roars]

[squawks]

That there is the Giganotosaurus.

She don't like celery, though.

She's more of a meat lover.

[dinosaurs roaring & squawking]

Watch out, Sheriff Grandma!

[roaring & squawking continues]

[roaring & squawking continues]

[roars]

Looks like our Gigantoraptor problem is solved.

Thank you kindly, Giganotosaurus.

You scared him off.

Let's get you some beef jerky as a reward.

[Dad] What's going on here?

They're playing dress-up.

You started without me?

Sorry, Dad.

Grandma and I came up with a story

that was too exciting to wait for.

I'm the marshal.

And I'm the sheriff around these parts -

and don't you forget it.

But I'm usually the sheriff.

A Gigantoraptor was stealing celery in our town,

so we chased him off with our Giganotosaurus deputy.

It was my idea to chase away

the herbivore with a carnivore.

You're playing, too?

What? Uh... No.

I don't want to do that.

Okay.

What do I get to be?

Oh, Dad... sorry.

Story's over.

We already saved the town.

[Saara] Not with a giant carnivore hanging around.

Are you sure you don't want to play with us?

[Saara] Uh... I'm sure.

[Dad sighs]

Well, there's a big meat-eater

around these parts.

I'm sure she's going to cause some trouble.

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Marshal Dana!

Sheriff Grandma!

Farmer Dad! What are you doing in town?

Shouldn't you be harvesting celery?

Well, that's what I was doing...

until that dinosaur came 'round.

Settle down, Farmer Dad.

We got rid of that no-good Gigantoraptor thief.

Your celery is safe.

Oh, this ain't about my celery.

It's about my horses!

They've all been eaten up!

Marshal Dana,

you don't think Deputy Giganotosaurus

ate those horses, do you?

She is a big, hungry carnivore.

[roars]

[Dad] Ah! There she is!

That's the dino that ate my horses!

Giganotosaurus, you can't be my deputy no more

if you're going 'round eating horses!

[grunting]

I don't think she cares much.

And now that she's all out of horses...

looks like she's hungry for Sheriff Grandma.

[Grandma] Excuse me?

You're telling a story where I get eaten?

That's what carnivores do.

I can't help where the story goes.

He's right, Grandma.

We didn't think about how a hungry Giganotosaurus

would live in our town.

What else do we know about this Giganotosaurus?

We know her name means "giant southern lizard."

She's definitely giant.

We know her huge teeth can slice through meat.

Be careful, Sheriff.

And we know she can catch a horse.

Because she ate them all.

So how do we run her out of town?

Saara, can you help us figure this out.

Oh, you, uh, need me to play?

We really do.

Or else I'm done for.

Hmm.

I guess I can play for a bit.

Dad, pass me that black hat.

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You folks are lucky

I was passing through this here town.

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[snarls]

It looks like that there dinosaur

has overstayed her welcome.

[Grandma] Oh, thank goodness you're here.

Now, officers, step aside

and let the cowgirl handle this.

Get on out of here!

[roars]

You don't scare me!

[whip cracks]

[snarls]

[whip cracks, dinosaur snarls]

Looks like you don't scare her, neither.

She's still hungry for us.

Well, you.

[Saara] Why didn't that work?

'Cause you brought a whip to a dinosaur fight.

I think Cowgirl Sarah's onto something.

We just need a bigger whip.

And a new deputy.

Not so fast, Giganotosaurus.

You may think you're the biggest

and baddest dino in the West,

but there's someone I think you should meet.

[trumpets like a dinosaur]

[dinosaur trumpets]

[Dana] Deputy Diplodocus.

[roars]

You should be scared, Giga.

Why would she be scared?

[Dana] Diplodocus

is one of the biggest herbivores

of all time.

Herbivore?

How is that there herbivore

gonna scare that there carnivore?

Don't you worry.

The Diplodocus has a secret weapon.

Go ahead, Diplodocus.

Make her day.

[both dinosaurs snarling faintly]

We better take cover!

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It's a giant dino showdown.

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Show 'em what you got!

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[loud slapping]

That tail's just like my whip!

Only much, much bigger.

[groans & snarls]

Not so tough against a giant dino whip,

are you, Giganotosaurus?

[laughs] Woohoo!

Go, Diplodocus!

Yeehaw!

[Grandma laughs]

Nice work, Deputy Diplodocus.

[loud slap]

You scared off the Giganotosaurus.

Now, let's get you some celery

to celebrate a job well done.

[Saara] Not so fast.

So now there's a giant herbivore

with a whip-like tail living in the town?

How are we going to feed it?

I guess we'll have to keep playing to find out.

[laughs] I guess so.

So, what do we know about the Diplodocus?

[Dana, fading out] Well, I know its name means...

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[grunts]

[Dana] Next up:

more Dino Dana!

[squawks]

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Nest Defense."

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[Ravi] Out of my way.

You get out of my way!

Go, Dad!

-[Ravi] Woo! -[Saara] Go, Uncle Ravi!

Ravi goes in for the shot...

[all yelling]

[Ravi] Ohh! He scores!

[Saara] Goal!

And the crowd goes wild!

Saara, go wild.

Woohoo.

Time out.

Sorry, Dad.

No need to be sorry, Nugget.

This is just a friendly game of road hockey.

It is?

No. We need to beat them.

And to do that, you need to defend the net.

How am I supposed to do that?

Well, sometimes it helps me

to imagine that I'm playing a championship game.

Crowd's cheering:

"Aman, Aman, Aman..."

Or you could pretend you're a dinosaur.

Much better.

Maybe there's a dino experiment in my field guide

about defense.

Longest timeout ever!

[Dana] Here's one. Dino Experiment 705:

"How did the Triceratops defend her nest?"

-How did she? -I don't know.

I haven't solved this experiment yet.

[Saara & Ravi] Waiting,

waiting, waiting...

Time to defend, Nugget.

But Dad,

I still don't know how the Triceratops

defends her nest.

Use your imagination.

Alright...

♪ Doot-do-doo, doot-do-doo... ♪

[laughs]

Losing team gets the ball.

[Dad] That won't be us for long.

Okay...

Take the shot, Dad.

The net's over here, Dad.

I'll get the ball.

There's the ball...

and there's the dino nest?

But what kind?

[squawking]

This can't by a Sinornithosaurus' nest.

The eggs are way too big for such a little dino.

[squawking]

Oh.

Sinornithosaurus doesn't want to defend these eggs.

It wants to eat them.

[large dinosaur grunts]

A Triceratops!

This must be a Triceratops nest.

Perfect. Now I can do Dino Experiment 705:

"How did the Triceratops defend her nest?"

Maybe get some hockey tips, too.

[both dinosaurs squawking & grunting]

What's the Sinornithosaurus doing?

[squawking & grunting continues]

He's trying to get past her!

Whoa.

Sino, she blocked you.

[squawks]

Triceratops defended her nest

by using her big body.

Nice defense, Triceratops.

[Dad] Nugget, did you get the ball?

Coming, Dad!

I'm just getting the ball, Triceratops.

Dad, guess what.

I just saw a Sinornithosaurus

trying to get a Triceratops egg.

Then the mom Triceratops came,

and she used her big body to block the Sino.

-Nice move, Mama Triceratops! -I know!

Defend our net like that.

Make your body as big as possible

so you can block more of the net.

[Ravi] You ready?

To lose?

[Dad laughs]

Oh, we're ready!

Ready to win. I mean we're ready to win.

Hey! Defend the net like the Triceratops, Dana!

Dad, I did it!

You did it!

She did it.

[Saara] Take your best shot, Dad.

Don't worry, Dad. I'll go get the ball.

You must be staying close to your nest

since there are predators around.

[dinosaur hisses]

[Dana] And there's one now.

Dromaeosaurus is way bigger than the Sinornithosaurus!

Whoa. That's a really fast carnivore, too.

That's why its name means "running lizard."

I can't wait to see the Triceratops

use its big body to block the Dromae.

[dinosaurs snarling & squawking]

Oh, no!

Looks like the Dromae was ready for that move.

What is the Triceratops going to do now?

[roars]

That was one powerful kick.

Dino Experiment 705 update:

the Triceratops doesn't just use her big body

to protect her nest.

She also uses her strong legs

to kick away predators, too.

I gotta tell Dad!

-Finally. -Let's get this over with.

[Dana] Dad, guess what.

Dino experiment update:

Triceratops doesn't just use her big body to defend.

She also blocked a Dromaeosaurus

by kicking it away.

But I can't kick Uncle Ravi.

Well... maybe you can.

But I can use my stick!

Great thinking, Nugget.

Goalies use their sticks

the same way a Triceratops uses their legs.

So all you have to do is

use your stick to kick it to me.

Ready to lose, little man?

Never, big man.

Is that a weight joke?

You know I'm sensitive about that.

Sorry. You actually look really good right now.

Thanks. I've been hitting the gym,

cutting back on the carbs--

Can we finish this?

Watch out for Dad!

[Dad] What do Triceratops do?

[Dana] They kick!

Dad, I did it!

-[Saara] Ah! -[Dad] Goooal!

-Tie game! -[Dana] Yes!

They got lucky.

Yeah.

Just luck!

We've got a goal. You've got a goal.

Let's wrap this up. I have a yoga class to get to.

Fine by me.

I have to do some laundry.

Next... goal... wins.

Done.

Game on. My ball.

[Dana] Uh oh. But I'm not ready!

Dad, which dino defense should I use?

Big body or leg kicks?

I don't know.

Both? Either?

[dinosaur snarls, Dana gasps]

[roars]

T-rex!

[Ravi] Ah! Interference!

Sorry.

I'll go get the ball.

The Tyrannosaurus rex is coming!

Triceratops, I know you can use your big body

to block the Sinornithosaurus,

and your strong legs to kick a Dromaeosaurus away,

but the T-Rex is the king of the dinos.

[T-rex roars]

[Dana gasps] And here he comes now!

[both dinosaurs snarl]

[Dana] What are you going to do?

Use your big body or your leg to kick?

[dinosaurs roaring & snarling]

The Triceratops is running towards the T-rex!

Go, Triceratops!

[roaring & snarling continues]

Whoa.

She's using her massive horns and frill

to push the T-rex away.

Way away!

Good job, Triceratops!

[snarls]

You did it, Triceratops.

You used your horns and frill

to defend your nest

from one of the largest dinosaur predators

of all time.

Dino Experiment 705 solved.

And look: just in time!

One of your eggs is hatching!

Aww.

The baby Triceratops is so cute.

You're really lucky, baby.

Your mom can defend you against any threat -

small, medium, or large.

[sighs]

Now my turn to do some defending.

Aww! Thank you!

Dad, I know what I have to do.

This is it.

Not if my Triceratops has anything to do with it.

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-[Dana] Roar! -[Ravi] Ahh!

-[Saara] Dana's got it. -[Dana snarling]

Dana scored?!

We did it, Dana!

We beat Uncle Ravi and Saara!

Woo! Woo!

Which will never, ever happen again.

Sounds like someone wants a rematch.

I can skip yoga today.

Good game, Seester.

Thanks, Seester.

You ready to play again?

Sure, but only if I'm on your team.

[both chuckle]

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