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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Dino Knights."

[screaming]

Dana.

I just hung that up to dry.

Sorry, dad.

Dino experiment with Riley.

Where's Riley?

[Riley screams]

-Hey, Mr. Jain. -Hi, Riley.

Uh what do bed sheets have to do with dino experiments?

We're testing to see which dinosaur

had the greatest ramming power.

It think it's the triceratops.

She just chose that because it's her favorite dinosaur.

That's not why.

It's because it has three massive horns on it's head.

The Kosmoceratops has more horns.

It's because it's my favorite.

I'm predicting the Stygimoloch because

they have these incredibly thick domed heads that...

Hold on. Back up. Ramming power?

That's how much force an animal creates

when it rams into something.

-[yells] -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do you have to ram into clean clothes for this experiment?

Riley wanted to play knights

and I wanted to do a dino experiment.

So, we figured out a way to do both.

Which is why you're running into the laundry.

Exactly.

We're imagining we're medieval knights

challenging dinosaurs to an epic jousting battle.

The dinos don't know it's really

so we can test their ramming power.

You fooled them.

Okay. One question.

Can I play?

You can be the judge.

-King it is. -I said judge.

King Judge Dad.

[both laugh]

First ruling.

Do not charge the clean clothing.

Second ruling,

let the games begin!

Welcome Knight Riley

and Knight Dana

to the dino ramming

power tournament.

Each of you will face a dinosaur of your choosing.

Knight Riley,

you will joust the mighty horned triceratops.

[roars]

Yes.

And knight Dana, you will joust

the thick headed Stygimoloch.

[growls]

Perfect.

Whoever can um... wait...

How do we figure out who the winner is?

Whoever gets knocked off the worst.

But isn't the whole point of jousting to stay on the horse?

Not if you're testing ramming power.

We're trying to see which dino created the strongest force

when it hit something

so whoever gets knocked off the biggest, wins.

I'm sure that makes sense to you.

Okay, who's going first?

[both] Me!

Euplo, Titano, Rex?

What is that, a new dinosaur?

No, it's like rock, paper, scissors except with dinosaurs.

It's how we decide things.

[Dana] Let me explain.

Euoplocephalus uses its powerful tail club

to slam T-Rex.

[roars]

T-Rex uses its sharp teeth

to chomp up Titanoboa.

[roars]

Titanoboa, histories largest snake,

wraps around Euoplocephalus.

[hissing]

That's much clearer, thank you.

On three.

[all] One, two, three.

Euoplocephalus slams T-Rex.

I get to go first.

Then let the games begin!

Remember, Knight Riley.

If the triceratops...

[roars]

...knocks you off your horse

worse than Knight Dana,

then you win

the dino ramming power tournament.

The triceratops weighs as much as two rhinoceros

and has horns as long as my arm.

[roars]

I'm definitely going to get thrown off

worse than Knight Dana.

You wish.

We shall see.

Contestants, take your places.

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[roars]

Ready!

Set!

[growls]

Joust!

[roars]

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I would have thought the rhino dino moved faster.

In the dino world, bigger usually means slower.

At least it's what I'm counting on.

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[dinosaur roars]

How bad was it?

-Pretty bad. -Yes!

But not as bad as it's going to be

when I joust the Stygimoloch.

No way.

The Stygi is way smaller than the triceratops.

Which means it can move faster

so it can deliver a bigger ram.

[Dad] There's only one way to find out.

Let the games continue!

As you will recall, Knight Dana.

You must be knocked off your horse

worse than Knight Riley

in order to win the dino ramming power tournament.

[growling]

Stygimoloch can run as fast as a horse.

It has a bony domed skull that's thicker than my fist.

[growls]

Definitely going to get thrown off

worse than Knight Riley.

In your dreams.

Yes, well, let's hope you get hurt more.

Contestants, take your places!

[growls]

Ready.

[roars]

Set.

Joust!

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[roars]

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That weird headed one is moving quite quickly.

Not enough to match the strength of the triceratops.

At least I hope so.

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Did it look bad?

About the same.

Really?

I mean you fell on your face but other than that

yeah, seemed pretty similar.

So, how are we going to figure out which dinosaur

had the greatest ramming power?

You know, when I'm trying to figure something out

I do laundry.

Dad!

Come on.

You can do your Euplo, Titano thing to see who helps first.

That's it.

We're doing laundry?

No, Euplo, Titano, Rex.

[roars]

We've been thinking about this the wrong way

or the wrong side.

Euoplocephalus didn't ram from the front,

but it did ram from the back

with it's powerful tail club.

Oh, you are going to get so thrown off.

Let's hope so.

[Dad] For the last time,

let the games

continue!

And so we find ourselves at the final round

of the dino ramming power tournament.

Will Knight Dana discover the dinosaur

with the greatest ramming power of all

or will she fail?

Either way, I'm sure you will learn something

that you will talk about for many moons.

[loud grunting]

Euoplocephalus didn't move quickly.

But it didn't have to.

It would just wait until a predator got close enough

and then ram it with it's massive tail club.

All I have to do is aim right for it's tail.

Contestants, take your places.

Good luck. I hope you fall hard.

So do I, Riley. So do I.

Ready.

Set.

Joust!

Isn't that boney tailed one supposed to charge her?

No, she's waiting for Dana to get to her.

Don't be careful, Dana!

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[Dana] Did you see that?

The Euoplocephalus tail

completely destroyed my lance.

I think we found the dinosaur

with the strongest ramming power.

Congratulations!

Woohoo!

Now, time to do laundry.

Aww.

But we still want to play knights.

Maybe we can do both.

Ready, set, hang!

[both scream]

You're both winners.

Next sheet, go, go, go.

[both giggling]

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[Dana] Next up, more Dino Dana.

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Gnawed a Problem"

[squawks]

I think I hear dinosaurs.

Correction, two dinos.

The Maiasaura and the Incisivosaurus

and a prehistoric mammal.

A Mammoth.

[Saara] Dana, move.

Bye, prehistoric creatures.

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[grunting]

Back hurt from sleeping on the frozen ground Dad?

No, I'm good.

But I guess it did get a little cold last night.

When are we going home?

Not until Monday, right Dad?

Right, Nugget.

It's been a while since I got to hang with my girls,

so I took the whole weekend off for our camping trip.

Now, I'll build us a fire to keep us warm

except where did the firewood go?

There was a pile right here.

It's too cold to camp without a fire.

I'll start packing for home.

Wait, look at these bite marks.

I think something chewed up our wood.

[Dad] What would do that?

A dinosaur?

I think it was a dinosaur too, seester.

Or a prehistoric mammal.

I saw and Incisivosaurus, a Maiasaura and a mammoth

in our campsite but I don't which one eats wood.

Want to help me solve it?

Sorry, nugget. I still gotta build this fire.

But, we're going home

because we don't have anymore fire wood.

Good thing I was too tired to take all the wood

out of the van last night.

Great.

I guess we're stuck here camping.

That's the spirit.

[distant squawking]

[gasp] Incisivosaurus!

Wait up!

I still have to figure out if you eat wood.

Ah, splinter. Oh.

[squawking]

What's the Incisivosaurus doing?

[squawking]

The Incisivosaurus is a herbivore

with big buck teeth.

I wonder if they're big enough to chomp into wood

and solve my dino experiment.

Looks like they are.

I think I just solved who...

Wait a second,

you're not eating the wood.

You're just moving your teeth back and forth on it.

Why would you do that?

Ow. Come on.

[phone ringing]

Hi, honey. Everything's fine.

What did they tell you?

Uh, nothing.

I just noticed you left a bunch of camping gear

in the shed.

The lantern, the air mattresses.

Pretty much everything.

Oh, yeah. We're roughing it.

Yes, we are. Oh, hi Mom.

Dad!

Saara, I just saw the most fascinating thing.

[gasps] Is that mom?

The Incisivosaurus didn't eat wood.

It just ran its teeth back and forth on a log.

Like this [gnaws]

I'm going to go read my book in the tent.

[Mom] Bye, Saara.

Why would it do that?

Um, some animals have front teeth

that are constantly growing and they chew or gnaw things

to grind their teeth down like Gophers,

Beavers and Rabbits.

They all have bucked teeth like the Incisivosaurus.

So that must have been

what the Incisivosaurus was doing.

-Thanks, mom. -You're welcome, sweetie.

[baby crying]

Uh, that's Dexter. I should let you go.

Alright. Back to fire building.

Wait, what happened to the fire wood?

The second pile's been eaten too?

No wood, no heat, I guess we're going home.

No, we're not.

We're surrounded by potential fire wood.

And we know the Incisivosaurus doesn't eat wood

so it must have been the Mammoth or the Maiasaura.

I'll be right back.

Back to firewood.

Great.

[Mammoth trumpeting]

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[Dana] Hello, Mammoth.

You're an herbivore like the Incisivosaurus

but you don't have buck teeth.

Do you eat wood?

[trumpets]

Um, what are you doing to that tree?

Careful, Mammoth.

I think it's gonna...

Fall.

But why would you push the tree over?

Wait, you're not eating the wood

but you are eating the roots at the bottom of the tree

which means mammoths don't eat wood.

That leaves the Maiasaura.

[distant groaning]

I think I hear it now.

Bye, Mammoth.

Oh, it's you.

I was hoping you were a Maiasaura.

Just your dad, getting tired of chopping all this wood.

Well, this will make you feel better.

The Mammoth didn't eat our firewood

but interestingly, it does eat roots.

Oddly enough, that does make me feel better.

[Saara] Ah! Get it off! Get it of!

Saara!

[Saara] Ah! Get it off, get it off.

[screaming]

Saara, are you okay?

No, no, no!

There's something on my back, just get it off, get it off!

It's a butterfly.

Well, I still don't like it here.

How could you not?

We're in nature surrounded by beautiful animals.

It's kind of like how ancient people must have lived

without TV or phones or...

what are you doing?

Asking mom to pick me up.

Come on, Saara, we just started our camping trip.

Dad, I'm freezing.

Don't worry, Seester.

Dad cut down a bit pile of wood to keep us warm.

And once I get the fire started, we'll have marshmallows

which I know I packed because I already had some.

Marshmallows?

Ah.

Are you kidding me?

Who keeps taking our firewood?

It wasn't the mammoth or the Incisivosaurus,

so it must be the Maiasaura.

So, we're not getting any marshmallows?

Maybe we should just go home.

But we can't go home.

I still have one prehistoric creature left to investigate.

[distant roar]

There she is now.

Meet you back at the campsite!

It's warm at least.

[snorts and growls]

Hey, Maiasaura.

Looking for something?

Something like wood that belongs to someone else?

You do eat wood.

You must have eaten our firewood.

Uh, uh, uh, you only get this

if you promise to leave our firewood alone.

Now go get it!

But we still don't have any wood for our campfire

and I don't want our camping trip to end.

Maybe it doesn't have to.

It's mammoth time.

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Look mammoth, yummy roots under here.

[trumpets]

Come on, push!

Thanks, Mammoth.

I mean uh...

[flutters lips]

[mammoth trumpets]

[mammoth trumpets]

Whoa.

Where did that tree come from?

A mammoth.

A mammoth?

Yeah.

He pushed it over for us but it was the Maiasaura

that eats wood and kept eating our firewood.

Time to get chopping.

Time for marshmallows.

These are so good, Dad.

Yeah, you know now that it's warm,

camping's not completely terrible.

Oh, thanks girls. That's what I was going for.

Not completely terrible.

[laughs] Can I have another marshmallow?

Me too.

Yeah. Here.

[mammoth trumpets]

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