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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] Dinosaurs lived on earth

for over 165 million years,

then something crazy happened.

A giant meteorite the size of a mountain

smashed into the planet.

Bang. It was bad.

Real bad.

No dinosaur survived which is super sad

but what if an ancient group of people

were there to help them?

Would the dinos maybe have had a chance?

There's only one way to find out.

We must play the Game of Bones.

We must play the Game of Bones.

Dana, you're blocking the TV.

[crowd on TV cheers]

[sighs]

Where's Dana going?

Weren't we going to play this game she made?

Looks like she spent a lot of time on it.

Hey, nugget.

I'm sorry we got a bit distracted.

We're all ready to play your board game now.

It's okay, you don't have to.

Um yes, we do.

It's family game night

and you've made an awesome looking game.

Do you really want to play?

Of course. Absolutely.

Right, Saara?

What? I mean, yeah.

Yeah, let's go play.

Dinosaurs lived on earth for over 165 million-

We heard this part already.

Fine, I'll skip to the end.

We must play the...

Game of Bones!

I'll be the dino master

which means I'll control the game

from inside my dino lair.

To win the game, your dinosaur must outlast the other players.

Sounds easy enough.

How do we choose our dinosaurs?

From the nest of life.

Hah, love it.

Which one did I get?

You have chosen well, Queen Mom.

For you hath chosen

tyrant lizard king himself,

Tyrannosaurus Rex.

No way. She got the best dino.

Yeah, I guess the game's over.

[Dana] Not so fast.

Being the biggest doesn't necessarily mean

you're the best.

But it certainly doesn't hurt.

Saara, it's your turn.

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I got a crocodile.

Not just any crocodile, knight Saara.

For you hath chosen the largest,

most terrible crocodile of all time.

The Deinosuchus.

[roars]

[Dad] That's just great.

Mom got a T-Rex and Saara got a giant crocodile.

There's no way I'll win.

Luck of the egg, Dad. Sorry.

[giggles]

Come on. Big dino, big dino, big dino.

Woo!

Looks terrifying.

What is it?

Terrifying indeed

and wise choice, jester Dad.

Really?

I couldn't be anything cooler than this?

Terrifying indeed and wise choice Sir Dad.

Better, thank you.

For you hath chosen a cunning raptor.

Raptor, yes.

The Microraptor.

What? Micro?

[squawks]

I want to choose again.

Come on, hun. Dana said size doesn't matter.

Says the person with the T-Rex.

Each of your dinos has three special abilities

which you can use by playing these cards.

For the T-Rex, your special abilities

include a loud roar...

[roars]

A powerful bite...

And immense size.

[growls]

Thank you.

And for the Deinosuchus,

your special abilities include

the ability to swim,

a strong bite and aggressive charging.

[growls]

And for the microraptor,

your special abilities

include the ability to glide...

[squawks]

Small size...

[squawks]

And cuteness.

[squawks]

Kidding, and quick speed.

He is cute though, adorable, actually.

Now, I must warn you.

Be careful in choosing when to play your cards

for you can only play each card once.

Now, let us begin.

You get to roll the meteorite dice first, Queen Mom.

Meteorite dice? Nice touch.

Four.

One, two, three, four.

Huh, what's with this springy rock?

That springy rock is a massive earthquake.

When the meteorite hit the Earth,

it literally made the ground shake.

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[roars]

Fear not, Tyrannosaurs Rex

for I shall...

Dana!

I'm trying to show you what an earthquake

would have felt like.

Now, choose an abilities card, Queen Mom.

Hmm, got it.

Worry not, Tyrannosaurs Rex...

For I shall use

your immense size ability.

[Dana] Now, roll the dice again.

If you get four or higher, you survive.

Three or under, dead.

Don't be nervous, Hun,

even though it could all end right now.

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[roars]

[roars]

Ha, yes! [laughs]

Lucky roll.

Knight Saara, it's your turn.

[Saara] Six.

One, two, three,

four, five, six.

Hm, a water fall?

When the meteorite struck the Earth,

scientists believe it would have caused

a massive wave.

[roars]

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Did thou hear that, thou Deinosuchus?

[roars]

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[roars]

Fear not, for I shall choose

your swimming ability.

Are you sure you don't want to use

your charging or biting card?

Nope, I'm fine with my choice.

Last chance to change it.

All good.

Smart choice, Saara.

The Deinosuchus is actually a prehistoric crocodile

that lived most of it's life in the water

but will it's swimming ability be enough

to help it survive?

Now, roll the dice again.

You get four or higher, you survive.

Three or under...

You lose.

[roars]

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Your turn, Daddy-o.

Come on big number...

One. What?

[laughter]

One.

I'm outside your dino lair but there's nothing there.

Yet. A storm is brewing.

Cloud? What's so scary about a cloud?

This is no regular cloud, sir Dad.

This is an acid rain cloud.

When the meteorite hit the Earth,

it threw up a ton of chemicals into the air

that rained down as acid rain.

Anything that stood in it too long

wouldn't survive.

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Ouch, do not fret, little fellow

for I shall choose your...

For I shall choose your...

I'm going to choose something.

[squawks]

I choose speed?

Small size?

Gliding, it's gliding, right?

Only the dice can decide.

Microraptor had four wings for gliding

but will that be enough to help it survive?

Remember, four or higher, you survive.

Three or under... Game over.

For I shall choose

your gliding!

Ahh!

[squawks]

Guh, ouch, oh dear, come on.

Let's go.

[squawking]

Come on.

We got it. Let' go.

[panting]

Yes!

Five.

I kind of like this little guy.

I'm going to name him Manny. Manny, the microraptor.

[Mom] My turn.

[sighs]

Four.

One, two three, four.

[Dana] Congratulations, Mom.

You passed through

the environmental disasters area.

Hear that?

And right into the starvation zone.

What?

After the meteorite hit a lot of plants died

because of the acid rain

which meant the herbivores that ate them died

which meant the carnivores that ate them died

which meant...

There's a lot of death in this game.

I know.

Dinosaurs that survived the environmental disasters

had to compete with each other for food.

So, which dinosaur will mom be competing against?

She gets to choose from the nest of challengers.

Wait, I thought that was called the nest of life.

It's both. Choose your challenger.

That's not good.

What's not good?

How not good?

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Worry not, Tyrannosaurus Rex

for you are the king of the dinosaurs.

What creature could possibly...

[loud roar]

[roars]

Maybe we should worry.

You definitely should.

If the T-Rex was the king of the dinosaurs,

the Giganotosaurus would be the emperor.

Well, I think it's time

that emperor be dethroned.

I'm going to choose

Your loud roar ability.

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[roars]

[louder roar]

I'm never going to hear the end of this.

[Dad] You're right.

One down, one to go.

[Dana] Sorry mom, but just know that you lost

to one of the largest land carnivores of all time.

Key word, lost.

Go, Saara.

[Saara] Four.

One, two,

three, four.

Ha, looks like it's a lake.

Perfect for my Deinosuchus.

Except the food you want is on land

which means you'll have to get out of the water to get it.

Choose your challenger.

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Three?

[roars]

Be quick, Deinosuchus,

before our other company arrives.

[squawking]

Oh, too late.

[squawking]

[all squawking]

Okay, okay. That's super annoying.

Troodon would have used their squawks

to plan their attacks.

Well, your attacks can do nothing

against my super strong bite.

We'll see.

Ka, ka!

Cast your fear aside, Deinosuchus.

[roars]

For I shall choose your super strong bite ability.

[roars]

[squawks]

[squawking and roaring]

[roars]

Good job, Deinosuchus.

Six.

Who's squawking now?

Looks like you got a lot of board to cover, Dad.

Just wanted to give you a head start.

[sighs]

One. Oh!

[giggles]

One.

Wait, sir Dad.

Look under your rock for a magical gift.

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Plus eight?

You get to move ahead eight spaces.

[squawks]

[squawks]

[squawks]

[laughter]

Tied. Nest please.

Oh, but you two have already met your challenger,

for you two will face each other.

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[Dad] Knight Saara, halt.

Before we do battle

there's something I have to tell you.

I am your father.

So?

Just saying if you want to go easy,

with you and your massive crocodile.

You can always forfeit, Dad.

I would rather Manny die!

[squawks]

I'm just kidding, Manny.

It's just a game.

Yes, it is.

And in the Game of Bones

you either win or become extinct.

I have one ability left.

Aggressive charging.

Deinosuchus is coming.

I have two cards left,

quick speed, small size.

You feeling a little pressure?

You look a little sweaty.

No, this is the perspiration of a champion.

I have chosen, dino master.

[Dana] Highest roll wins the game.

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I shall choose your aggressive charging ability.

I choose your quick speed!

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[grunting effort]

[roars]

[squawks]

[♪♪♪]

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[squawking]

[squawking]

[laughter]

Quick speed wins the day.

See you later, Alligator.

[laughs]

Oh, you did it buddy.

Manny, you did such a good job.

I thought you were going to die but you didn't.

But look that's you. You're so cute.

You did so good. You're so cute.

High five.

Sorry, I can only high five winners.

[sigh]

[squawks]

Arise, Sir Dad,

for you and Sir Manny

are the winners of the Game of Bones.

[squawks]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Dana, what are you doing?

Cleaning up.

But we're not done playing yet.

You don't think we're going to let your Dad win?

Best out of three.

Oh, it's on. And I choose Manny again.

No I want a small dino this time.

Me too.

Small dinos did evolve into birds,

so I guess you can say they're the real winners

of Game of Bones.

I would still say I'm the winner.

Well, we'll see as we play the...

[all] GAME OF BONES!

[laughter]

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