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[squawks]

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Dino Thieves."

You'll never get away with this, Saara.

Oh, really?

But it seems like I already have.

Selfie!

Ha.

Saara, don't do this.

That's the only Ozraptor bone that's ever been discovered!

Please. It's just one of a hundred bones.

But that's the only real one.

Excuse me?

Paleontologists hardly ever find

a full dinosaur skeleton.

They usually find a few bones and they have to figure out

what the dinosaur looked like based on those.

For the Ozraptor, they only found that one bone.

The rest of the skeleton isn't real.

That bone sounds valuable.

Without that one bone,

we wouldn't know anything about the Ozraptor.

It would be like the Ozraptor never even existed.

Never existed, huh?

[sighs] You know what? You're right, Dana.

I wouldn't want to be responsible

for a dinosaur ceasing to exist. [laughs]

Good.

Now do you think you can untie me?

I've had an itch on my shoulder for, like, an hour.

Unless...

Unless?

Unless that means I wouldn't have to

hear about that dinosaur anymore.

I don't understand.

You wouldn't.

How could you possibly understand

how annoying it is to have to listen

to you talk about dinosaurs all the time?

I don't think it's all the time.

Dino experiment this, dino experiment that.

Jurassic, Triassic, Cruta-see-us.

Actually, it's pronounced Cretaceous.

Common mistake.

It's enough to drive a seester mad!

Okay.

I'll talk about the Ozraptor less.

[chuckles]

Oh no, you won't.

Because there won't be any dinosaur to talk about.

[Dana] I didn't want to do this, Saara,

but you left me no choice.

Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!

What are you doing?

Calling for backup.

Squawk! Squawk!

[squawks]

Saara, I'd like to introduce you

to the Ozraptor.

Ozraptor, this is my evil seester, Saara.

Nice to meet you, Ozraptor.

[Ozraptor squawking]

Now bye!

[Saara laughs]

Noooooooooooooooo--

[Saara] Dana, wake up. You're dreaming.

[Dad] Everything okay in there?

[Saara] Everything's fine.

Dana's just screaming in her sleep again.

Everything is not fine.

You stole the only real Ozraptor bone from the museum.

Oops. Sorry about that.

You should be.

Without that bone,

the Ozraptor disappeared forever.

And you said I talk about dinosaurs all the time.

What are we talking about now?

Dinosaurs.

Sounds like dream me was right.

I have to find a way to get that bone back,

but how?

Saara, if you help me,

I promise I won't talk about dinosaurs

for a whole day.

Two days.

- Day and a half. - Three days.

Fine.

Two.

Deal.

Tell me more about the Ozraptor again.

This is it.

It's a carnivore from Australia,

and its name means "Australian thief".

Thief, huh?

Well, if dream me stole the bone,

then maybe you need to think more like a thief

to get it back.

Great idea, seester!

I have to go back to sleep to save that din--

Uh!

Remember our deal?

[sighs]

[Saara giggles]

Noooo--

What are you doing now?

Playing with filters.

Aww.

Look at those cute little puppy dog eyes.

[Dana on phone] Nooo--

Anyways, good luck trying to get out of those ropes.

♪ Bye! ♪

Remember what real Saara said.

I need to think more like a thief.

Thieves use tools to break into things.

Maybe I can use tools to break out!

[Dana] Stop right there, evil seester!

Dana? But how did you--

Turns out to catch a thief, you have to think like one.

Now, I'm going to give you one last chance to--

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Ugh. How am I going to catch up to her?

[groans]

Your idea worked!

But dream you still got away.

How do I catch up and get the--

Uh! Remember our deal.

No more talking about dinosaurs for two days.

[cell phone alert]

"How do I catch up and get the Ozraptor bone back?"

Dana, did you just message me?

The deal was no talking, not no messaging.

[cell phone alert]

[giggles]

Ah, you got me there.

I'll help you one more time, but after that,

no talking or messaging about dinosaurs for two days.

[Dana] Deal.

How do I catch up?

Well, tell me more about the Ozraptor.

[Dana] Where do I start?

The Ozraptor had really sharp claws

and it was about the size of a wolf

- and it also had-- -[Saara] Uh, hold on.

Wolves are pretty fast, so why don't you just

run as fast as an Ozraptor?

But I'm not an Ozraptor.

Dana, it's your dream.

You can be whatever you want to be.

[cell phone alert]

[giggles]

It's Ozraptor time.

Activate Ozraptor mode.

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Stop again, evil seester.

Don't you ever give up?

Not when it's about dinosaurs.

Two can play at this game.

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[Dana] I'll get you, Saara.

[Saara] You can try,

but you won't succeed.

It's over, evil seester.

Give me the Ozraptor bone.

There's nowhere left to go.

Nowhere but up.

[Dana] Saara!

Now you'll never annoy me again. [laughs]

- Sa-- -[Saara] Uh.

[sighs]

Uh-uh.

[sighs] Am I really that annoying?

Yes.

Sometimes.

Don't you think I'm annoying sometimes?

Only when you don't let me take your stuff.

Exactly.

Sorry, seester.

You're still not going to help me?

[sighs]

So, what happened?

Dream you used rocket shoes to fly away.

So why don't you just fly up after her?

But the Ozraptor can't fly.

It can only climb and jump.

Climb and jump, huh?

Thanks, seester.

You're welcome, seester.

[Dad] Aww.

Now go to sleep!

[chuckles]

The Ozraptor can't fly,

but it can climb and jump.

Activate Ozraptor jump mode.

[gasps]

Got it.

You may have gotten the bone back,

but you'll never get me.

Maybe not.

But now that I have this,

I can call on my backup.

Squawk! Squawk!

[Ozraptor squawks]

[Dana] Welcome back, Ozraptor.

Now get her!

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

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Good job, Ozraptor.

Now it's time to get this bone back where it belongs.

[squawks]

Back where you belong:

in a museum,

where everyone can learn about you.

[Saara sighs]

[squawks]

What are you going to do about me?

Talk to you about dinosaurs...

forever.

- Noooooo! - [squawks]

[squawking]

[Dana] Next up:

more Dino Dana!

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Dino Giver."

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Don't move a muscle.

Dana, did you do this?

Dad, do I look like someone who would do

something like this?

No.

It was a Dromaeosaurus, the dino I'm dressed as.

He keeps coming back and sticking pieces of meat

that he scavenged on this bush.

Fascinating, right?

[sniffs]

And smelly. Can I move now?

Yes.

Why do you think he's shiskabobing all this meat?

That's what I've got to figure out.

Hey, I have an idea.

Do you want to wait with me until the Dromy comes back?

That's okay nugget.

I should probably get these groceries inside

before the Drumeaosaurus tries to scavenge them.

Dromaeosaurus and smart thinking, Dad.

I'll report back once I have more evidence.

That's great, honey.

He's back.

[squawks]

Yay, more meat.

[squawks]

Nice job?

[squawks]

I mean squawk, squawk?

[squawks]

I wonder what he's trying to say to me?

Mom, did Dad tell you about the incredible thing

that's happening outside.

Uh...

Yes, about the dinosaur that's putting meat

all over our bushes.

Really?

Why do you think he's doing that?

I don't know,

but every time he goes to put a new piece of meat on

he looks over to me like I'm supposed to do something.

[Dad] Maybe he wants you to eat it.

Or maybe he doesn't want you to eat old meat

off a bush.

[Dad] Yeah, that makes sense.

Maybe he's just trying to impress you.

With a meat bush?

It reminds me

of the butcher bird.

There's a bird called the butcher bird?

Yeah. Here he is.

The male butcher bird sticks food on branches or thorns.

Why?

To impress the female butcher bird.

But there's no female Dromaeosaurus around.

Except me.

Is he trying to impress me with food?

Well, I once tried to impress you with food.

You did? When?

On our first visit to Dad and Saara's old apartment.

Hey, Ava. You look great.

Thanks.

Hi, Dana.

Say hi.

Someone's still a little bit shy.

Oh.

[smoke detector]

Sounds like dinner's ready.

Come on. Just watch your step, okay?

It's loud.

[smoke detector beeps]

Tada.

Daddy, I'm not eating that.

Are you Dana?

She says no.

Thank you, Saara, for the support.

I have a better idea.

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Is it good Dana?

I think she likes it.

This worked out.

We should do this again.

Yeah.

Tomorrow? What are you doing tomorrow?

Uh sure. Yeah?

You're saying yes to tomorrow?

Yeah. Good. Done.

My amazing pizza ordering skills

impressed everyone that night.

Yes, they did.

I wonder if the Dromaeosaurus

will do anything else to impress me.

I'll be right back with a full report.

You want to impress me again

with those amazing pizza ordering skills?

Are you ready for this?

I am ready.

Hi, I'd like to place an order...

For delivery.

[chuckles]

[squawking]

Oh no, Compsognathus, that food's not for you.

It's for me.

[distant squawk]

[growls]

I think you made him mad.

[roars and hisses]

[squawks and roars]

Very impressive.

[growls]

I'm sorry, Dromy.

I know how hard you worked to get all that food.

[mild squawks]

A rock?

[squawks]

Is it for me?

[squawks]

Um... Thanks.

I love plain rocks.

[squawks]

This is getting really fascinating.

Then what did he say?

Be there in 20 minutes.

Hoo, you still got it.

20 minutes to an hour depending on traffic.

Mom, Dad, you won't believe

what the Dromaeosaurus just gave me.

A rock. Whoa.

Why would he do that?

Well, people give rocks like diamonds

to impress each other.

I remember when your father gave me a diamond.

Wait, I never gave you a diamond.

Exactly.

Maybe the Dromaeosaurus knows it's the thought that counts.

I don't think dinos are that smart.

Oh, I think they are.

In fact, this whole conversation reminds me

of when I gave you my first gift, Dana.

It didn't go over so well either.

Roar.

Oh no, run.

The T-Rex is coming.

Hey girls, Dana.

Amam has something he'd like to give you.

Dana, since you and Saara are getting along so well

I made you a back pack just like hers.

What do you say?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

She likes it.

He tried so hard to impress me.

I did.

I meant the Dromy.

I better go say thank you.

Do you remember the last time

you tried to impress me with a gift?

Neither do I.

Squawk! Hey, Dromaeosaurus.

I just want to say thank you for the rock.

[squawks]

You brought me another rock?

This one's really pretty.

Thank you, Dromy.

[squawks]

[distant growls]

Whoa, another Dromaeosaurus.

And it's bigger than you.

So, she must be a female.

Hey, that was mine.

[both squawking]

Wait, are you giving her my rock?

[both squawking]

[both squawking]

What just happened?

What about those binders I got you?

Those were for school, but nice try.

You will not believe this.

The Dromaeosaurus gave my a shiny rock

but then another girl Dromaeosaurus came along

so he took my rock back and gave it to her.

Ooh, drama.

Why would he do that?

Sounds like he found a dinosaur

who was a little easier to impress.

It took me a while to impress you too, Dana.

Roar, you better run.

Hey, girls.

Uh Dana, Aman has made some changes

to your back pack.

Tada.

It's a T-Rex back pack.

But Dana's a Triceratops today.

Thank you for pointing that out, Sweetie

but I thought of that.

Check this out.

Can you help me transform him, Dana?

Here, just push that guy in.

Go for it. Yeah, yeah. This one.

That's it. Pull that one out.

Now, I need you to roll this one out.

[Mom] Roll it out, Dana.

[Dad] You got it. Yeah, yeah.

Last step.

Oh!

You like it Dana?

I love it.

I think she's impressed.

We both are.

[growls]

My backpack still impresses me, Dad.

Thanks, nugget.

[doorbell]

Pizza's here.

You got us pizza?

Thanks, Dad.

Yes!

Works every time.

[laughs]

[both squawking]

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