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[Dana] Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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"The Fast and the Fiercest."

Stygimoloch?

What are you doing at the go-kart track?

[larger dinosaur snarling]

Uh-oh.

Sounds like you're not the only dino here.

[snarling]

An Albertosaurus!

And it looks hungry.

You'd better run, Stygi!

Are you just going to stand there?

Nope.

That's one speedy herbivore!

She used a quick burst of speed

to get away from that big predator.

[snarls]

[Saara] Hey, Dana...

Come on. Uncle Ravi's waiting.

[brakes squealing]

Hey, girls.

Enjoy your practice lap?

[Dana] Enjoy it?

I just saw a Stygimoloch escape an Albertosaurus.

Huh. Dinosaurs at the go-kart track, huh?

They must love the fresh air of the open road

as much as I do.

[inhales deeply]

Smells more like

burnt rubber and gasoline to me.

[Ravi] Exactly.

Well, maybe the air does smell a little sweeter

when you're the undefeated go-kart champ.

Have I ever told you girls that I--

[both] Never lose?

Exactly. I'm the King of the Kart.

I'm the Guru of Go.

I'm the Sultan of Speed!

Okay, we get it.

You win a lot.

And not just on the track.

Hey, come on now, girls.

Let's race!

[Saara] Okay, one of us has to beat him.

I'd rather observe dinosaurs.

Then I have to beat him.

Uncle Ravi thinks he's such a big deal.

No, he doesn't.

[Ravi clears throat]

Okay, maybe he does,

but being a big deal isn't always a good thing.

Sometimes it helps to be a small deal.

You should be like the Stygimoloch.

How is a dinosaur going to help me win at go-karting?

Earlier, I saw a Stygimoloch

use a burst of speed to escape an Albertosaurus.

Burst of speed, huh?

Hey, I hope you guys didn't fill up too much on lunch.

I want to make sure you have enough room to...

eat my dust.

Ha ha! See you at the starting line!

Woohoo!

Be the Stygi.

"Be the Stygi."

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[Ravi] Hey, Saara.

You know what's good about being in second place?

- What? - Nothing! [laughs]

Be the Stygi, Saara!

[Saara] Be the Stygi!

Yeah!

See you at the finish line!

[Ravi] What?!

Hey!

Come on!

[Saara] Woohoo!

- [coughs] - [laughs] Woohoo!

It's okay, Uncle Ravi.

You know what's good about second place?

Nothing?

Exactly. [laughs]

It worked.

The burst of speed helped Saara win.

Thanks, Stygi.

[squawks]

[all roaring]

I'm not sure it's going to help you

against two Albertosaurus.

[all grunting]

The Stygi's dodging left and right.

It's working.

The Albertosaurus are confused.

The Stygi got away again!

I can't wait to tell Saara.

[both groaning]

[both roar]

Congrats, Saara.

Where's Uncle Ravi?

He's switching his go-kart.

I mean, there's clearly something wrong with it.

You know? I mean,

I think it was the wheels.

I don't think they were... aligned properly.

I-- [sighs]

He just can't take the fact

that the King of Kart has lost his throne.

Long live the queen! [laughs]

Who knew I would be so good at go-karting?

Well, you did have a little dino help.

Help...

...which I don't need anymore,

because I already know how to win.

So, Saara had some dino help, huh?

How about some dino help for your favorite uncle?

You're my only uncle.

Whatever. Help me.

Well, I did just see something incredible.

Okay, go on.

If you want me to help you,

you need to listen to my whole story.

Okay. Go on.

I just saw the Stygimoloch confuse two Albertosaurus

by dodging left and right,

like this.

Dodging, huh?

[Saara] Must be cool working here.

[gasps] I'm okay!

[Ravi] That just might work.

Thanks, Dana.

Be the Stygi, Uncle Ravi.

Hey, let's do this.

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Burst of speed!

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Wheels still not aligned, Uncle Ravi?

[Ravi] Why don't you ask the attendant?

Be the Stygi, Uncle Ravi.

[Ravi] "Dodge left and right."

Saara.

Saara.

Saara.

[Saara] What are you doing?

[Ravi] Confusing you.

Good luck using your burst of speed now!

Woohoo!

The Queen of the Kart has been dethroned.

Shortest reign ever.

Woohoo!

It worked.

The dodging helped Uncle Ravi.

Thanks, Stygi.

[bellows]

[dinosaurs roar]

But there's no way it's going to help you

against three Albertosaurus.

[all snarling]

She isn't trying to use a speed burst or dodging.

How's she going to get out of this one?

[all snarling]

This is gonna be messy.

She headbutted her way through the big predators.

I can't wait to tell Uncle Ravi.

Uncle Ravi, guess what.

Your sister's a sore loser?

I've learned from the best.

Thank you.

I think.

Dana, can I talk to you for a second?

Saara wants a rematch.

You got anymore Stygimoloch racing tips for me?

I think she'd rather give them to her seester.

Dana, remember that time

when we made this Stygimoloch pin?

Wasn't it fun?

No. I had to make it by myself

because you were having a sleepover with Olivia.

Burn. I would never ditch a sibling.

You ditch Dad all the time.

Come on, Dana. Just tell me.

Dana, tell me.

It's not like you're going to win.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, it's not like you're any competition.

Saara and I have already won one race each.

Because I helped you both.

Dana, you said you wanted to observe dinosaurs.

Just because I haven't tried to win

doesn't mean I can't.

I think it's my turn to be the Stygi.

[sighs]

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[Dana] Reversing.

[Ravi] Dana, what are you doing?

Being the Stygi.

Headbutt!

[Ravi & Saara] Hey!

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Stygimoloch headbutt for the...

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...win!

Nice work, Seester.

You're definitely the Stygi-est of us all.

All hail the new Queen of the Kart.

All I did was what the Stygimoloch did.

She used her hard, spikey head

to headbutt past three Albertosaurus.

Now we're all tied.

Yeah, about that...

I think we should probably break the tie.

One more race?

You're on. [laughs]

[whispering] Which dinosaur should I be this time?

Uh, no, wait. Tell me.

There's so many to choose from.

[Dana] Next up, more Dino Dana.

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Growing up Dino."

Baby Brachiosaurus hour four update.

The baby is still...

just eating.

[squawks]

I can see that you're hungry,

but aren't you going to do something,

anything, other than eat?

[belches]

[giggles]

Not exactly what I was thinking.

[dinosaur squawking]

[gasps] A Troodon!

She's a carnivore with deadly curved claws,

and she looks hungry, too.

The baby Brachi has spotted her.

This is finally getting good.

Smart move, baby.

Hiding from the Troodon.

But will it work?

[squawking]

[sniffing]

It's safe to come out now, baby.

She's gone.

What are you going to do

now that you know there's a predator around?

Practice your hiding skills,

find safety in your herd,

or...

eat again.

Why are you eating so much?

That gives me an idea for a dino experiment.

Dino Experiment 624:

Why do baby Brachiosaurus eat so much?

I think I'm going to need some snacks

if I'm going to pull off another four-hour shift.

I'll be right back, baby.

[Dad] Whatcha looking at?

This nightmare.

[gasps]

Your first pimple.

My little girl's growing up so fast.

Your mom's going to want to see this.

No! And if pimples are a part of growing up,

I'd rather stay young and pimple-free.

Everyone's going to see it!

Come on. I bet no one will even notice it.

What's that on your face?

That is a very natural pimple.

Saara is becoming a woman

and she'll start to notice other changes--

Dad, please!

I wish the baby Brachiosaurus

would change things up.

All I've seen it do is eat and eat and eat,

so I'm doing a dino experiment to find out why.

I wish Mom was here so she could help me.

[sighs] Me, too.

Hey, hey, hey!

Who needs Mom when you have Dad,

who is a medically trained nurse?

I know all about the human body.

How will that help me with dinosaurs?

Biology is biology.

Come on, try me.

Why is the baby Brachiosaurus eating so much?

Well, people eat when they need energy.

And baby people need to eat more

and more often

because they're still growing.

Baby dinosaurs

need to eat more than baby people

because they grow to be so huge.

Aha! Dino Experiment Six-whatever solved!

Interesting theory, Dad,

but it still needs to be tested...

right after I get a snack.

One down, one to go.

[sighs] You can't help me.

Unless you can make this disappear.

[Dad] Actually...

I can.

Really? [gasps]

Thanks!

In three to five days.

What?

But it's tinted,

so it'll be like it disappeared.

[sighs]

Thanks, Dad.

Twofer!

Baby, you're an eating machine!

[squawks]

Wait, are you going to do something

other than...

...eat?

Guess not.

My dad's theory is that

you eat so much to grow huge.

But why do you have to grow so big?

[dinosaur grunting]

Another Brachiosaurus?

I've never seen one this size before.

An adult Brachi is taller than my apartment building,

so you must be a teenage Brachiosaurus!

And look: you're eating, too.

Dino Experiment 624 continues.

Looks like the teenage Brachiosaurus

likes to eat just as much as the baby.

Uh-oh.

The Troodon's back.

The baby hid again.

Are you going to hide, too?

[dinosaurs squawking]

Nope.

You're gonna whip that carnivore with your tail.

[bellows]

That was amazing!

But what are you going to do

now that you know there's a predator around?

Practice your whipping skills,

roar triumphantly,

or...

...go back to eating.

Why are you eating so much?

You're already so big.

You just fought off a predator.

Why do you have to grow even more huge?

Maybe Dad has another theory.

Dad, look.

I... can... barely see it.

Well done.

Are we face-painting?

No, that's Wednesdays.

And look: Saara's pimple has disappeared.

Maybe you just need to smooth it in, sweetie.

[Dana] Dad, your theory was right.

The baby Brachiosaurus does eat to get huge.

I saw a teenage Brachiosaurus

use its size to fight off a Troodon.

There were teenage dinosaurs?

Did they have dad dinosaurs

that gave them bad advice, too?

How do you need more of my help, Dana?

After the teenager won the fight,

it went back to eating,

but it can already fight off a predator.

Why does it need to get bigger?

Well, teenagers eat a lot because they're growing

from a child to an adult,

so my theory would be

that dino teenagers need to keep eating

because they haven't reached their full size yet.

interesting theory,

but that doesn't explain why they had to get so huge.

You should probably call Mom.

I would also theorize

that when the dino teenagers became dino adults,

they sometimes regretted

the way they treated their dino parents.

[cell phone clicking]

Actually, the Brachiosaurus

abandon their babies at birth.

Huh. Interesting.

[Dana] A Tyrannosaurus rex!

I have to go test a theory.

I'll be right back.

What are you doing?

Texting Mom.

Oh, to be a dino parent.

Still eating.

What are you going to do when the... [gasps]

...T-rex gets here?

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[Dana] Oh no!

The T-rex is almost

800 times bigger than the Troodon.

I don't think your tail's going to scare him off.

Doesn't look too good for the Brachiosaurus.

[roars]

What's that?

An adult Brachiosaurus!

Nice timing, buddy.

[both snarling]

This is going to be so good!

That is impressive.

[loud thuds, rumbling]

Whoa.

I don't believe it.

Dad's second theory was right.

The teenage Brachiosaurus eats so it can grow so huge

that no predator, even the king of the dinos,

would dare fight it.

Dino experiment 624 is solved!

Eat up, Brachiosaurus.

You two have a lot of growing to do. [laughs]

Dad, you were right!

Saara...

what are you wearing?

Well, Dad said to use medicine,

and Mom said I should accept myself,

so I decided to go my own way.

Yeah, no one's going to notice that hat

in the summer.

Dana, go on about how I was right.

Baby Brachiosaurus eats so much

so it can become a teenager Brachiosaurus

and fight off predators,

while the teenage Brachiosaurus ate

so it could become one of the hugest dinosaurs ever

and fight predators as big as a T-rex.

Good job, Dad.

I have another question for you.

Do you want one hotdog or two?

How many did Saara have?

I'm on my third.

I'm a growing girl, apparently. [chuckles]

Then I'll have three, too.

Hey, Nugget, I have an idea

for your next dino experiment.

How did dino parents pay for groceries?

They... They didn't.

[all chuckling]

[Dad] Well, I thought it was funny.

[Saara laughs] of course you do.

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