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[Dana] Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Saaratops."

[chicken clucking]

[squawking]

Good, you're awake.

Now I am.

I could barely sleep.

I was too excited for my dino experiment today!

Do you want to know what it is?

Maybe later.

Or now.

[Dana] Dino experiment 615:

Who would win in a fight?

Triceratops, Diabloceratops, or Kosmoceratops?

There's more than one Triceratops?

There were over 40 different Ceratopsians,

and that's just what paleontologists

have found so far.

Ceratopsian?

[Dana] That's their family name.

Kind of like their last name.

It means "horn faces", because...

check out their faces.

[Saara chuckles] That's a lot of horns.

I know.

They also have large beaks

and bony frills to protect their necks.

But who would win in a fight?

[Saara] Ooh, easy.

Triceratops, 'cause she's the biggest.

Dino experiment 615, shut down.

Is that your prediction?

My prediction?

A prediction is something you think is going to happen.

I know what a prediction is.

[Dana] I like making predictions, too!

Makes the science more fun.

Ooh, let's go see what Grandma predicts!

Come on, Saara.

[grunts]

So, what are my choices again?

Triceratops, Diabloceratops, or Kosmoceratops.

[all snarling]

These three.

[Saara] I already chose the Triceratops,

the big one.

Well, I'll take that guy.

He looks like he has the most horns.

Very perceptive, Grandma.

The Kosmoceratops' name means "decorated horn face",

because it had more horns than any other Ceratopsians.

Still no good against my Triceratops' size.

We'll have to test and see.

I'll predict the Diabloceratops,

just so we each have a different one.

What does "Diabloceratops" mean?

"Devil-horned face."

That's a terrible name, Dana.

Why would they name it that?

Because look at the horns at the top of her frill, Grandma.

See how tall they are?

Don't they kind of look like devil horns?

[roars]

Still, I would have named it something pretty like...

"reindeer-ceratops" or "mountain-goat-ceratops".

I still think she's beautiful.

[grunts, snorts]

Oh, speaking of goats,

we should get out to the barn to feed them.

The babies are probably just getting up now.

- Yeah! - [Saara] Baby goats!

After you finish mucking out the horse stalls.

Oh.

Gross.

I know why they call it "mucking" now.

Good job, Seester.

We'll be done cleaning up the stalls soon.

"We'll"? Feels like I'm the only one

doing the cleaning.

Why don't we switch jobs

and I'll polish the saddle for a bit?

Um, no thank you.

That's not fair.

Why do you get to decide?

Because I'm bigger than you.

The same reason why the Triceratops

would win in a fight.

Bigger is better.

Listen, I don't make the rules,

I just benefit from them.

[chuckles] Sorry.

Well, we'll see if your prediction is right.

Hey!

Sorry.

[laughs]

Perfect.

Now's my chance to see whether the Triceratops

or the Diabloceratops would win in a fight.

Triceratops' name means "three-horned face",

because she had three massive horns on her head.

But they're not as big as the Diabloceratops'

two massive horns on her frill.

[roars]

So, which is better?

Bigger size or bigger horns?

There's only one way to find out.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[growls]

[Dana] Diabloceratops isn't even moving!

Saara's Triceratops prediction

might be right.

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[both roaring]

[both roaring]

[Dana] Incredible!

Diabloceratops is showing off her horns...

and it looks like it's working.

Bye, Triceratops.

Dino experiment 615 update.

The Diabloceratops just won the fight

against the Triceratops.

But how?

[roars]

[Dana] Grandma!

You won't believe what I just--

Aww, baby goats are so cute.

Ah, ah, ah.

No baby-petting

until your stall-cleaning chores are done.

Now, what were you going to tell me before?

I just saw the Diabloceratops

win against the Triceratops.

The devil dino won?

Yes, but the Triceratops is bigger,

so how did it get scared off

by the Diabloceratops showing off its horns?

Some animals make themselves look bigger

to frighten off bigger animals.

Like what?

Um, well,

the first one that comes to mind

is the peacock.

See how he spreads his feathers

to make himself look bigger?

Whoa.

Ah, ah, ah!

[chuckles] Nice try.

So, your theory is that the Diabloceratops

uses its long horns

to make it look bigger than it actually is?

Sure, why not?

I wonder if that would work on people.

What?

Nothing.

Can I borrow your water buckets?

Uh, sure.

[Dana] You. Will. Finish.

Cleaning. The. Stall.

What are you doing?

Scaring. You.

With. My. Size.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, I didn't think it would work, either.

But it worked on the Triceratops.

Well, I'm not a dinosaur,

and as long as I have the polishing cloth,

I polish.

Nice try, though.

[sighs]

Where are you going?

To get the wheelbarrow.

Okay. Well, hurry up.

I want to pet those baby goats.

[sighs]

[both dinosaurs snarling]

[Dana] Yes!

Dino experiment 615 update.

I've seen the Diabloceratops win in a fight

against the Triceratops,

but will she win against the Kosmoceratops?

The Diabloceratops has two massive horns

at the top of her frill,

but she doesn't have as many horns

as the Kosmoceratops.

So, which is better?

Bigger horns or more horns?

You two know what you have to do.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

This is going to be good.

The Kosmoceratops is definitely

using all her horns.

Looks like she might win this fight.

Wait. Now the Diablo is using her longer horns

to push the Kosmo back!

The Kosmo can't get past the Diablo's longer horns.

Bye, Kosmo!

I can't believe it.

My prediction won.

Diabloceratops was able to use her longer horns

to fight off the Kosmoceratops.

Dino experiment 615 is complete!

Longer horns, huh?

Congrats, Diabloceratops!

You're the winner!

[grunts, roars]

Hey!

Bigger isn't better.

Longer is better.

Guess you'll be needing this now.

[sighs] Dana...

I don't do well with muck.

I don't make the rules, Saara.

I just benefit from them.

Sorry.

[both laughing]

Well played, Seester.

Race to see who can finish the fastest?

You're on.

[dinosaur grunting]

[Dana] Next up: more Dino Dana!

[squawking]

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Raising Dino

Expectations."

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Dino egg watch day eight.

Still no change in the Tyrannosaurus rex eggs.

Moving on to the check on the Brachiosaurus eggs.

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Brachiosaurus don't make nests because they'd

squash their eggs if they sat on them...

so instead, they lay their eggs in dirt or muddy places.

I found these ones by Mr. Hendrickson's flowers.

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No cracks detected on the Brachiosaurus eggs.

I wonder when these eggs are finally going to hatch.

[cracking]

[gasps]

There's my answer!

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One of the Triceratops eggs is starting to hatch!

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[Dana] This is so exciting.

I think that's its bum.

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Keep trying, baby.

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[Dana] You did it!

[squawks]

[Dana] Good job.

[sniffing]

What do you smell?

You smell the lettuce?

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Are you hungry?

Maybe you should wait for your mom to come and feed you.

[squawks]

I don't believe it.

You've been out of your egg for less than a minute

and you're already finding your own food?

Dino babies are amazing!

My mom is not going to believe this!

I'll be right back, baby.

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Mom, you won't believe what I just saw.

Oh, those aren't for you.

Remember? My friend Ashley and her baby Ben

are coming over for a visit today.

Yeah.

[sigh] Just one.

They'll be here soon.

Listen, Ashley's a first-time mom,

so she's a little, um...

Hello!

[Mom] Oh, hi! [Dana] Hi, Ashley!

[Baby crying] Hi.

Sorry we're late.

I never know what Ben is going to want or need,

so I just bring everything.

Why is he crying?

Oh, it took forever to get here,

and I missed Ben's feeding time.

This is how he tells you to feed him?

Yep, every two hours.

Morning, afternoon, night.

It never stops.

Alright...

[sighs] Alright.

There you go, Ben.

Can't Ben eat on his own?

Not yet.

But I can.

Oh, yeah.

It has been a long time since somebody made me a sandwich.

Oh, can you pass the fruit?

Of course.

Dana, babies breastfeed or drink formula

for their first few months.

We've been doing this for six months.

Six months?

Triceratops babies can find their own food

as soon as they're born.

Triceratops?

Uh, dinosaurs. Oh.

[chuckles] Eat on his own?

Wouldn't that be nice?

You know, Dana...

I'm going to need help once the baby gets here.

Well... Ben is kind of cute.

[belches]

[Mom & Ashley laugh] Ugh. Uh...

You know, I'd better go check on the Triceratops baby.

That was a good one, Ben!

[Mom] Good job, buddy.

Let's do another one. Have you got another one?

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Hey, Baby Triceratops,

are you still munching on some yummy lettuce?

Uh, where did it go?

I wonder if it got full.

[Dinosaur squawking]

Is that you?

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[gasps]

The baby Brachiosaurus must have hatched!

But... where is it?

Baby Brachiosaurus?

Where are you?

[Dinosaur squawks]

Are you hiding?

It's okay, you can come out now.

Aww, you still have some shell on your head.

Here, let me help you.

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[Dana] That's better, isn't it?

[squawking]

[Dinosaur roars]

But that's not!

Oh, no!

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[roars]

There's no way a baby Brachy can defend itself

from that giant carnivore.

I can't watch.

But I must.

For science.

[roars]

[squawking]

But where's the baby going?

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[groaning]

Ouch.

Did you hurt yourself, T-rex?

Not as easy a snack as you were hoping, huh?

But good job, baby.

You defended yourself from the king of the dinosaurs,

and you're not even a day old!

I've got to tell my mom!

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[squawking]

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Mom, you won't believe what I just saw!

Shh!

Oh, the baby's sleeping.

Finally.

Dana, what did you see?

A baby Brachiosaurus hatched.

Brack-el-saurus?

Another dinosaur.

Oh.

This one. Brachiosaurus.

It will grow to be a super huge, long-necked dino.

Then the T-rex came, and the baby knew right away

it had to run and hide, so it went under the treehouse.

She's getting louder.

Dana, just--

Mom, it was so cool.

The T-rex couldn't fit its giant head under to get the baby,

so it roared!

[Baby crying] Okay. And that's done it.

Sorry.

Is Ben hungry again?

No.

Babies cry for many reasons.

He's probably just startled.

Startled?

How does he defend himself?

Well, he cries

and then he waits for me to take care of him.

You mean he can't defend himself?

Baby Brachiosaurs can defend themselves

as soon as they hatch.

Are you saying baby dinosaurs are better than my baby?

Uh...

I'm going to go make sure the baby Brachiosaurus is okay.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

[door slams] Oh! Aw...

[Baby crying]

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Hmm... Wonder if he found his herd.

[faint growling]

What's making that noise?

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[gasps] A baby T-rex hatched!

Whatcha doing? Practicing your stomping?

"Roar! I'm a baby T-rex, king of the dinosaurs.

I'm the most powerful, the most ferocious, the most..."

[Dinosaur growling]

Oh, no!

A Dromaeosaurus!

He looks hungry.

And the baby T-rex is a perfect snack

for a small carnivore!

What are you going to do, mini king of the dinosaurs?

[squawking & whining]

[Dana] You're crying? Really?

There's no crying when you're a T-rex.

[roars]

Phew!

Your mom is here.

She'll take care of that pesky Dromy.

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[roars loudly]

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That was close.

Smart thinking, baby T-rex.

You knew to cry so your mom would come and save you.

[squawking]

[squawking]

Aww.

But... that means you're not strong enough

to defend yourself.

You need your mom to protect you.

Just like Ben!

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Mom!

Wait.

Is Ben asleep?

[Both] No.

You'll never guess what I just saw.

Let me guess: a dinosaur.

A baby T-rex that just hatched.

And guess what?

It cried for its mom, just like Ben did!

So, Ben is the same as a dinosaur?

Sort of.

He can't find his own food like a baby Triceratops

and he can't defend himself like a baby Brachiosaurus,

but he can cry for his mom's help

like a baby T-rex.

You're just like the king of the dinos, Ben.

I'm going to go make sure the baby T-rex is okay.

What do you want now, Benny?

I think I know.

He...

wants to play dinosaurs!

"Roar!"

This is a T-rex.

Say, "Hi, T-rex!"

And then this is the Brachiosaurus.

Say, "Hi, Brachiosaurus!"

[Dana roaring softly]

[Dana roaring softly]

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