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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[growls]

[Dana] Subject spotted.

Now I can begin dino experiment 621.

What's the Stygimoloch use its spikes on it's head for?

[roars]

Test number one is about to begin.

Roar!

[growls]

Looks like I got someone's attention.

Roar!

[crash]

Grandma, grandma!

You won't believe it.

[grunting effort]

What happened, Dana?

Science.

Science knocked over our grocery cart?

No, a dinosaur did that.

Science explains why he did.

Don't you want to know why?

No, I just want to finish your mom's grocery list.

Quietly.

We can do both.

What's the next thing on our list?

Pre-made salad kit.

Whatever happened to making your own salad?

It's not complicated. Lettuce, dressing, done.

Lettuce, perfect.

This dino was an herbivore which means he ate plants.

I'm sure we'll find him somewhere by the salad stuff.

Oh, why don't I push the cart for a bit, sweetie?

Less chance of it flipping over.

Smart thinking, Grandma.

I'll be able to spot him much better from the front.

Dino experiment 621,

what's the Stygimoloch use the spikes

on their head for, update.

Test number one was a success.

I discovered the Stygimoloch

used the spikes on it's head for defense

but I'm still trying to figure out

if it used them for anything else too.

What are you chit chatting about up there?

The Stygimoloch.

The Stygy what now?

Sty-Gi-mol-och.

This guy.

They had dome shaped heads

with massive spikes coming out the back.

Why would you want that on your pretty shirt, Dana?

You look scary. Exactly.

That's what they were hoping you'd say.

Why?

Stygimoloch weren't huge.

They were only as tall as me

so they wanted to make sure predators knew

not to mess with them.

Well what about other Stygimoloch?

What do you mean?

Here, let me see if I can find it.

Huh, every spring I see bucks,

there they are,

male deer on the farm

locking horns with other bucks

to prove who's the strongest.

Awesome.

Wait, Grandma, is your theory

that Stygimoloch lock horns with each other

to prove who's the strongest too?

Well, if it will keep you quiet then yes.

But the only way to find that out

would be to get two male Stygimoloch together.

It's Stygimoloch time.

Except I don't have my backpack.

We left it in the car.

Hey, Grandma,

could I borrow these bananas for a minute?

For what?

Dino experiment 621 update.

I know the Stygimoloch used its spikes for defense

but now I'm testing to see if it used them

to prove which Stygimoloch was the strongest too.

All I need for my experiment

is another Stygimoloch.

[growls]

Perfect timing.

[growls]

Test number two is about to begin.

Hello, Stygy!

[growls]

Whoa. What's he trying to do?

I think he's trying to show off his head spikes.

Two can play at this game.

I got cool head spikes too!

[growls]

Now what is he doing?

I think he's trying to charge me.

You think you're stronger than me?

I don't think so.

[grumbles]

[roars]

Now what?

[roars]

[squeals and snorts]

I guess your head spikes are stronger

than my banana spikes.

[coos]

[roaring]

[both snorting and roaring]

Snorted a bit too soon, huh, buddy?

[both roaring]

This is going to be awesome!

[both roar]

Quinoa chips?

What ever happened to good old-fashioned potato chips?

[both roar]

[both growling]

[both roar]

[both growling and snorting]

Dana?

Grandma, you won't believe it.

You were right.

Stygimoloch did lock horns with each other

to prove who was the strongest.

What? Hold on.

I'll come over there.

[both growling]

[whimpers]

Sorry, buddy.

And congrats, Stygy.

You proved you're the strongest.

[snorts and growls]

[roars]

Bananas.

[sighs]

That... was...

incredible.

I guess we're making banana bread.

What happened to my bananas?

Wait, don't tell me. Let me guess.

Science?

Now you're getting it.

Dino experiment 621 update.

We know the Stygimoloch used its spikes for defense

and now thanks to your brilliant theory,

we know it used them to prove

which Stygimoloch is the strongest too.

What are you doing now?

Finishing the last part of our experiment.

Our?

I've seen how Stygimoloch react to predators

and to each other.

Now all I need to see is how they react

to female Stygimoloch.

Dana, everyone's looking at us.

You're right. Wait.

Grandma, is your theory

that male Stygimoloch used their horns

to get attention from female Stygimoloch?

What? No.

My theory is we wait to finish your experiment at home.

Science waits for no one.

What if Mary Anning

waited to dig the fossils she found in 1811?

They never have found the Ichthyosaurus

or what if Sue Hendrickson waited

to repair a flat tire

instead of exploring some nearby cliffs?

We may never have found

the most intact T-Rex specimen ever or what if...

You really do love science, don't you?

I think it's the most amazing thing in the universe.

Or multiverse if you believe in that theory.

Just hurry up.

I'm almost finished your mom's list.

Okay.

Actually, Grandma.

I do kind of need your help.

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Why am I wearing these again?

Stygimoloch were only as tall as me

and girl dinos are usually bigger

than the boy dinos so...

So, I'm the girl dino?

Exactly.

[distant grunting]

Wait here, Grandma.

I'm a Stygimoloch.

Oh, gosh.

Perfect, the male Stygimoloch is back.

Test number three is about to begin.

[growling and roaring]

Even more perfect.

A real-life female Stygimoloch.

[both growl]

[coos]

He's showing off his horns to her.

[roars]

[coos]

He got her attention.

[grunts]

[both cooing]

It worked. Grandma! Grandma!

Grandma, she noticed him.

Stygimoloch use their horns for defense.

Okay, catch your breath.

Stygimoloch use their horns for defense,

to prove to other males who's the strongest

and to get female Stygy's attention.

Dino experiment 621 is complete.

So, I can't take this off now?

Yes.

Unless you want to perform another dino experiment with me.

Okay, but I'm not wearing a pineapple on my head.

Oh, no problem.

I was thinking something more like carrots

for a triceratops horn.

[both cooing]

[Dana] Next up, more Dino Dana.

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[Dana] Dino Dana!

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music, various dinosaurs roaring]

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Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Dino Suit Of Armour"

[growls]

[both roar]

[both growling]

[Dana] Dino Experiment 604.

How does a carnivore get past the Euoplocephalus' defenses

to get an egg?

The Euoplocephalus is one of the most

vicious herbivores ever.

The name means well armored head.

But it's not just the head that has Armour.

They're covered in it but my favorite part

is their tail club because they can...

Do that.

I wonder which carnivore can get past them.

[low rumbling]

Aw...

What?

Albertosaurus,

are you hungry

for an egg?

Well, there is a nest over there

with lots of yummy eggs in it.

Yes, now's my chance to see if this carnivore

can get past the Euoplocephalus' defenses.

[roar]

Don't let them scare you, Albertosaurus.

They might have tail clubs

but you're one of the most powerful predators

with dozens of sharp teeth.

Nothing can...

Aw...

Ah, that's got to hurt.

Bye, Albertosaurus.

Hope you find something else to eat.

Somewhere else to drool.

Hmm, if a carnivore

as powerful as the Albertosaurus

can't get past the Euoplocephalus' defenses

to eat an egg,

which dino can?

[both growl]

[gong]

[gong]

Advance!

Kiai!

Ha. Blocked.

Still haven't taken me down.

What are you two doing?

Dad's supposed to be helping me practice Karate

so I can get my yellow belt.

And you're learning from the best.

They don't just give these away, you know.

Dad, you're one belt ahead of me.

And you started six years ago.

Don't be jealous, grasshopper.

How's the park, nugget?

Amazing.

I saw an Albertosaurus

trying to get past Euoplocephalus,

that's this herbivore,

so it could get one it's eggs.

So, it's trying to steal an egg

from the You-po... su-fa...

Euoplocephalus and yes.

Oh, poor you-fo...

Whatever they are.

Do you like eating?

Um... yeah.

So do carnivores.

But aren't the Euplo... Cephalus

Just nice herbivores?

Herbivores? Nice? Oh, seester.

Herbivores can be as vicious as carnivores.

They have to be to defend themselves

and this one has lots of defenses.

Armour all over it's body

and a tail club that weighs more than Dad.

Kiai! Kiai!

Ah, too slow.

If you want to take me down you gotta be a lot faster than that.

Faster, huh?

Faster?

Does that mean a faster dino can get past

the Euoplocephalus' defenses?

[squawking]

A Dromaeosaurs. Perfect.

You're a super fast carnivore.

Dad, I'll be at the park if you need me.

Good luck, Saara.

Alright.

Kiai!

Ow.

Gentle, Grasshopper.

[both roar]

[both roar and growl]

Dino Experiment 604.

How does a carnivore get past Euoplocephalus' defenses

to eat an egg?

So far, the powerful Albertosaurus failed

so let's see how the speedy Dromaeosaurus does.

[grunting]

Whoa. You are fast.

[roars]

You made it past the tail club.

That's better than the Albertosaurus did.

But how are you going to get past that body Armour?

[roaring and growling]

[grunting]

You're not.

The Euoplocephalus are tough.

Bye, Dromaeosaurus.

Good luck hunting something with less body Armour.

Hmm, if a carnivore as speedy as a Dromaeosaurus

can't get past the Euoplocephalus' defenses

to eat an egg,

which dino can?

[both growling]

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Hey, Saara.

Where's Dad?

Dad, what are you wearing?

You know how Dad bruises easily?

Someone doesn't know her own strength.

So, I thought I would be like your vicious herbivore

and Armour up.

Advance.

Kiai!

Ow.

Saara, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I thought you said faster would work.

It would have, but now you're up against

a much bigger opponent.

You must adapt, grasshopper.

I don't know what you mean

and why do you keep calling me grasshopper?

You know what my sensei always told me?

Not everyone breaks the board?

Yes.

And also...

where the elephant fails,

the mouse succeeds.

So, are you the elephant

or am I the elephant?

I think Dad's saying the mouse wins

because it's small.

Think about it.

The mouse can go places the elephant can't.

Hmm.

Be the mouse, Saara.

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Smaller.

Does that mean a smaller dino

can get past a Euoplocephalus' defenses?

[gasp]

The microraptor. Perfect.

You're super little carnivore.

Dad, Saara, I'm going back to the park.

Get ready, elephant.

Enter mouse.

Kiai!

[loud roar]

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[growls]

[Dana] Dino experiment 604.

How did a carnivore get past

the Euoplocephalus' defenses to get an egg?

So far, the powerful Albertosaurus failed

and the speedy Dromaeosaurus failed

so let's see how the small microraptor does.

[squawks]

Go Microraptor!

He made it past the tail club.

It's better than the Albertosaurus did.

[both roar]

[squawks]

And you're under the body Armour.

You made it past their defenses, Microraptor!

Now get your egg and get out of there.

[squawks]

Dino experiment 604 is solved.

There is one carnivore

that got past their defenses to eat an egg

and that's the microraptor.

[both roar]

What?

Carnivores got to eat too.

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[both growl]

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How's it going, Saara?

I'm getting tired of being the mouse

but I still can't take down the elephant.

[elephant sound]

How's your egg eating thing?

Amazing.

The microraptor got past the Euoplocephalus' defenses.

It went under the Euoplocephalus and got an egg.

It went under.

Hmm.

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Kiai!

[grunt]

[sighs]

The student becomes the teacher.

You did it!

Yay.

Little help, girls.

[both chuckle]

There we go.

[Dana] Dad, you have to help us out here.

Yup, there we go.

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