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STUDENTS:[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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SPINNER:COME ON, DEGRASSI,
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AND DUNK THE DORK!
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LINUS: HEY...
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WANNA TRY YOUR LUCK?
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IT'S ONLY A BUCKA BALL.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME I GETTO THROW BALLS AT HIM
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FOR CHARITY?
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YEAH.
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COME ON, WHY NOT?
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OKAY.I'LL TRY MY LUCK.
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HERE'S FIVE.
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THANK YOU.
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YEP.
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SPINNER:SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, JIMMY!
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YES!FIRST TIME TODAY!
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WON'T BE THE LAST.
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WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
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I'M IN A CHARITABLE MOOD,SO HOW ABOUT TEN MORE?
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I THINK SPINNERNEEDS A BREAK.
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I THINK GAVINIS FINE.
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OKAY.I'M JUST WARMING UP.
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NO, JIM, LOOK.HE'S FREEZING.
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I KNOW YOU HATE THE GUY, OKAY?
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BUT TODAY,JUST CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
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FINE.WHATEVER.
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THANKS, MAN, EH?
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YOU SAVED MY BUTT.
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LATER, SPINNER.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it through
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? If I hold out
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? Be the best I can
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? And I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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SPINNER:GIRLS, COULD I INTEREST YOU
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IN THIS INTERESTING PAMPHLETABOUT JESUS?
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PAIGE: UM...SPINNER?
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MAY I SUGGEST METHADONE
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TO UH... KICKTHE CHRISTIAN HABIT?
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IT'S NOT A HABIT,PAIGE.
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THIS IS FOR LIFEAND BEYOND.
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DANNY: WITHOUT YOUR SHOES AND YOU'RE YOUR PURSE?
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I'D SAY...MMMMM....
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140?
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MAYBE IF I WAS CARRYINGAN ENTIRE 8-YEAR-OLD!
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THE SIGN SAYS "GUESS".
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I GUESSED.
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DEREK,YOUR FRIEND'S AN IDIOT.
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I'M AWARE.
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SO, HOW MINUSCULEARE YOU?
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DON'T ASK.
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HEY!
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THESE ARE FOR MOM.
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DARN YOU
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AND YOUR WHOLE "MAKE SPIKEFEEL BETTER" CAMPAIGN.
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TODAY, I NEED ALL THE HELPI CAN GET.
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERTHIRD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
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BUT I'VE GOTA SURPRISE LATER
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THAT'S REALLY GONNAMAKE HER HAPPY.
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MALE STRIPPERS...
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DROPPING ITLIKE IT'S HOT?
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OH YEAH,OH YEAH.
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OKAY, I THINK REMOVING YOUFROM PUBLIC
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IS A GOOD IDEAFOR US ALL.
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MARCO:SAFER SEX SEMINAR.
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SAFER SEX.
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OH, HEY, TOBY.SAFER SEX SEMINAR.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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WE'RE GIVING OUTFREE CONDOMS.
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OOH,I'M IN.EXACTLY.
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SAFER SEX!
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ELLIE: OKAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE
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FRIENDSHIP CLUB BRAINWASHED SPINNER.
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JIMMY: THERE'S NOT MUCH BRAIN TO WASH-
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MARCO: GUYS, THEY DON'T BRAINWASH.
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THEY'RE TOO BUSY SINGINGAND PRAYING AND STUFF.
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ELLIE:TOM-AY-TO, TOM-AH-TO.
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RELIGION IS SO BORINGAND LAME.
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HELLO?CATHOLIC OVER HERE.
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UM... MARCO?YOU'RE GAY.
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AND THEREFOREI CAN'T BE CHRISTIAN?
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ALL I'M SAYING IS,
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THE CHURCH?
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NOT TOO BIG ON THE GAYS.
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WELL, THINGS ARE GOINGTO CHANGE.
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IT JUST-IT TAKE TIME.
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WHATEVSKIS.
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KIM:WE JUST MADE $860.00,
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AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,SPIN.
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THIS IS GONNA PUT FOODIN A LOT OF HUNGRY MOUTHS.
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YOU SO ROCK.
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"LET YOUR LIGHT SHINEBEFORE MEN;
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THAT THEY MAY SEEYOUR GOOD DEEDS."
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MATTHEW 5:16.
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I'M PROUD OF YOU,SPIN.
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ALL I HAD TO DOWAS GET WET.
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THAT'S A REALLYSMALL PRICE TO PAY
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TO HELP STARVING KIDS.
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STILL...
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YOU DID A GREAT THINGFOR CHARITY,
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AND YOU MADE FRIENDSHIP CLUBLOOK GOOD.
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YOU'RE THE MAN.
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HEY...CALL YOU LATER?
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ALL RIGHT.
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[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING]
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SPINNER: HEY...
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HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING,
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BUT UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGSITTING HERE
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LIKE LITTLE BOY BLUE?
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I MEAN WHERE'REALL YOUR PEOPLE?
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WELL...
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JIMMY AND ELLIE ARE DOINGTHIS ART THING LIKE 24/7.
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PAIGE AND ALEX...
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PAIGE AND ALEXHAVE MORPHED INTO PALEX.
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AND CRAIG'S IN VANCOUVER PURSUING FAME AND FORTUNE.
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AND I'M HERE,PURSUING BOREDOM.
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SUCKS, MAN.
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UM LISTEN...
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IF YOU WANT TO,
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WE COULD POSSIBLY,MAYBE... HANG OUT?
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OR NOT.
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YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
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HEY!
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YOU STILL LIKESTUPID MOVIES?
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DUDE, THE STUPIDERTHE BETTER.
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EMMA:COME ON, MOM.A LITTLE LESS VACUUM,
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A LITTLE MORE HAPPY!
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BROWNIES,THEY'RE HAPPY-MAKING.
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NOT THAT I DON'TAPPRECIATE THE EFFORT,
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BUT I'M FINE,REALLY.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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EMMA:YOU WANT EFFORT?GO OPEN THE DOOR.
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SURPRISE!
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CAITLIN!
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ALL THE WAY FROM L.A.,DARLING.
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YOU LITTLE SNEAK!
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YOU DIDN'T TELL MESHE WAS COMING!
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WELL, WHERE'STHE SURPRISE IN THAT?
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MARCO: I CAN'T BELIEVE
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WE JUST PAID MONEYTO SEE THAT MOVIE.
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WHAT?
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CLOWN ACADEMY IIROCKED, MAN.
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I MEAN, YOU GOT...
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SEXY CLOWNS,CAR CHASES,
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EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.
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WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANTIN A MOVIE?
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WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
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YOUR TASTE IN MOVIESHASN'T CHANGED.
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WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
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YOUR TASTE IN FASHION HASN'T CHANGED.
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DOES THE GAY SUPERHEROKNOW YOU TOOK HIS BELT?
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MARCO:MAN,
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YOU HAVE NOT CHANGEDAT ALL.
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EXCEPT FOR THE HAIR.
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AND UH...THANK GOD FOR THAT.
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FUNNY.
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SO...SPINNER,
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OKAY, I HAVE TO ASK YOUSOMETHING.
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FRIENDSHIP CLUB.
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NOW WHAT IS THE DEALWITH THAT?
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ALL RIGHT.
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BEGINNING OF THE YEAR,
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MY OLD FRIENDS DIDN'TWANT TO KNOW MY NAME.
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BUT FRIENDSHIP CLUB WELCOMED ME WITH OPEN ARMS.
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THEY...THEY'RE LIKE A FAMILY.
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IT MUST'VE SUCKEDFOR YOU.
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THE WHOLE GANG JUSTSHUNNING YOU ALL YEAR.
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IT'S WATER OVERTHE BRIDGE, MAN.
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BESIDES, I'M NOT COMPLAINING,
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AS LONG ASYOU AND I ARE COOL.
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RIGHT.
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WE'RE COOL.
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THANKS FOR THE VISIT.
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IT HELPS.
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SO HOW ARE YOU?FOR REAL?
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WHAT'S GOING ONWITH YOU AND SNAKE?
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WELL, I'M NOTGONNA WAIT AROUND
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WHILE HE CONTEMPLATESHIS NAVEL,
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TRYING TO FIGURE OUTTHE MEANING OF LIFE.
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HERE'S TO MOVING ON.
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TO MOVING ON.
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AND TO THE BESTNON-ANNIVERSARY PARTY EVER.
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MY BEST FRIEND,MY GIRLS,
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BROWNIES, WINE.
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WHAT MORECOULD I ASK FOR?
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A BUFF GUYIN A G-STRING
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DROPPING ITLIKE IT'S HOT, HUH?
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SIMPSON: HELLO!
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ANYBODY HOME?
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CAITLIN, HEY!
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NICE OF L.A. TO SEND US UPSOME SUNSHINE!
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HI ARCHIE.
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YOU CAN'T JUSTBARGE IN HERE ANYTIME.
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I'M SORRY.
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IT'S JUST UM...
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I ORDERED THIS FOR YOUMONTHS AGO
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FOR OUR...
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YOU KNOW.
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I THOUGHT MAYBEYOU SHOULD HAVE IT.
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I'LL JUST...I'LL LEAVE THIS HERE.
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SPIKE: SAPPHIRE.
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MY BIRTHSTONE.
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IT'S PERFECT.
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IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
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PERFECT.
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LINUS:HEY, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL
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FOR COMING INSO EARLY THIS MORNING,
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BUT UM...
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WE HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUEAT HAND.
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I'M DISGUSTED...
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THAT THE SCHOOL WOULD LETMARCO DEL ROSSI RUN THIS.
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DARCY:BUT THE SCHOOL PROMOTESSAFER SEX.
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PLEASE.
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EVERYONE KNOWS SAFER SEX
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IS JUST CODEFOR PROMISCUOUS SEX.
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LINUS: "JUST SAY YES TO SAFER SEX."
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WHAT IS THIS?
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THERE'S NO MENTIONOF ABSTINENCE AT ALL.
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SPINNER:YEAH, BUT ISN'T THERE,
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LIKE, FREEDOM OF SPEECHOR WHATEVER?
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YOU'RE RIGHT,THERE IS.
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HE'S FREE TO TALKABOUT IMMORAL SEX
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AND WE'RE FREETO TRY TO STOP HIM.
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OKAY, LOOK, MARCO...HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
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AND THAT'S WHYWE'VE NOMINATED YOU
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TO TALK HIM INTO CALLING THIS OFF.
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WHO'S WE?
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DARCY:I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS.
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I THOUGHT THIS CLUB WAS ABOUTTOLERANCE AND RESPECT.
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OH, WHAT ABOUT LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF?
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LINUS: WE BELIEVE THAT.
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BUT WE ALSO BELIEVEIN ABSTINENCE,
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AND CONDOMS MAKE KIDSHAVE SEX.
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DARCY...
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THIS SEMINAR GOES AGAINSTOUR VALUES.
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OKAY?WE HAVE TO STOP IT,
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AND SPINNER'S OUR MAN.
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SPINNER: DON'T BE SO SURE.
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MARCO WILL FREAK.
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LOOK, ARE YOU WITH USOR NOT?
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MORNING,
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FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE WORSTCHEER-UP SQUAD EVER.
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EMMA:WHERE'S OUR VICTIM?
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SHE WENTTO THE SALON EARLY.
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PROBABLY TO SWALLOW DYE.
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BUT I'M BRAINSTORMING
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ON HOW TO GIVETHE CHEER-UP SQUAD
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A MAJOR COMEBACK.
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[WHISPERING]MALE STRIPPER.
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CAITLIN: SO FAR, I'VE GOT UH...
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GIRL MOVIE MARATHON,
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CRAFT NIGHT,
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FACE PAINTINGAND COTTON CANDY.
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YEAH, I KNOW,I GOT NOTHIN'.
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
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HOW ABOUT WE GETA MALE STRIPPER?
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WOULD YOU SHUT UPALREADY?!
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THERE'S NO WAY SHE COULD KEEPA STRAIGHT FACE THROUGH THAT.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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GREAT IDEA?
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CAITLIN:GET ME THE YELLOW PAGESAND THE PHONE.
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WE ARE HAVING A PARTY!
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WOO!
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CAITLIN: OH, YES!
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SPINNER: UH, I-I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
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DO YOU HAVE A SEC?
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NAH, SPIN.NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
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OKAY, BUT JUSTTHIS SEMINAR,
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YOU THINK MAYBEIT'S A BIT MUCH?
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WHAT EXACTLYIS A BIT MUCH?
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MAN, YOU GUYS ARE GIVINGOUT CONDOMS.
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YEAH. WE'RE PROMOTINGSAFER SEX.
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DON'T DO IT.
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EXCUSE ME?
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JUST CANCEL THE SEMINAR,OKAY?
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WHAT?!
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SPIN, GIVE ME...
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GIVE MEONE GOOD REASON WHY?
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CONDOMS MAKE KIDSHAVE SEX, MAN.
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OH... WHOA...
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WOW, THAT'S RETARDED.
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WHERE DID YOU GETTHAT FROM, HUH?
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SOME STUPID PAMPHLET?
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HEY, I DIDN'T WANNA GET NASTY,
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BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOINGIS IMMORAL, MARCO.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOUTO SAY THAT, SPIN?
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DUDE, IT'S IN THE BIBLE.
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THIS IS WRONG, OKAY?
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THIS IS SIN.
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WOW.JIMMY WAS SO RIGHT.
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I SHOULD'VE NEVERGIVEN YOU SECOND CHANCE.
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HATZILAKOS: RIGHT.
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I APPROVED THE EVENT. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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THEY'RE GIVING OUT CONDOMS,MS. H.
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IT'S GOING TO MAKE KIDSRUN OUT AND HAVE SEX.
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GIVING OUT CONDOMSDOES NOT MAKE KIDS HAVE SEX.
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YOU TWO ARE AWARE THATSOME TEENAGERS HAVE SEX.
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LINUS:AND SOME DON'T.
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WE BELIEVEIN ABSTINENCE.
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HATZILAKOS: WELL, NOT EVERY TEENAGER DOES.
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WE HAD A GONORRHEA OUTBREAKIN THE SCHOOL LAST YEAR
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SO IF GIVING OUT CONDOMSHELPS AVOID IT,
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THEN I'M ALL FOR IT.
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MS. HATZILAKOS,
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PLEASE,CANCEL THIS THING.
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IT'S-IT'S WRONG.
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I'M AFRAIDWE DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE
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AND I'M NOT CANCELLING IT.
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I THOUGHT YOU WEREA GOOD CHRISTIAN.
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YOU'RE ON VERY THIN ICERIGHT NOW, GAVIN.
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DON'T MAKE ME REGRET
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LETTING YOU BACKINTO THIS SCHOOL.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THATTHE SAFER SEX SEMINAR
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WILL BE HELD TODAYAFTER SCHOOL IN THE GYM.
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SO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS....
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SPINNER:I TRIED TO STOP HIM.
324
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I REALLY DID.
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SO MUCH FOR HELPING YOU.
326
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SPINNER, THIS ISN'TABOUT HELPING ME.
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OKAY? IT'S ABOUTRIGHT AND WRONG.
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WHAT DO YOU THINKMS. HATZILAKOS WOULD DO
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IF WE WENT ON THERE
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AND TOLD EVERYONEWHAT WE BELIEVED?
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MS. ANTI-CHRISTIAN.
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IT'S LIKE WE'RETHE BAD GUYS.
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'CAUSE THE SYSTEMIS AGAINST US.
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WELL, I'M SICK OF IT.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BRO.
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WE GOTTA TAKETHIS SCHOOL BACK,
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MAKE IT SAFEFOR THE NORMAL PEOPLE.
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"NO SEX IS SAFE SEX?"
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YEAH. WE'RE FIGHTING BACK,ME AND LINUS.
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IT'S A BIT EXTREME,DON'T YOU THINK?
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SO YOU WANT MARCOGIVING OUT CONDOMS?
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NO,NOT REALLY,
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BUT HE HAS THE RIGHT TO.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHATMS. HATZILAKOS SAID.
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SO...
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SO I DON'T ANSWER TO HER, 'KAY?
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I ANSWER TO SOMEONEA LOT HIGHER.
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WHO? LINUS?
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HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO LINUS?
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I MEAN REALLY LISTENEDTO HIM?
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HE'S GOT A LOT OF VIEWS-
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDJUST STAY OUT OF THIS,
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OKAY?
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FINE.
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WHOA!
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SEMINAR'S STARTING.
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YOU READY?
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SPINNER:YEAH, I'M READY.
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BOY: CHOOSE ABSTINENCE!
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GIRL: ABSTINENCE IS THE ANSWER!
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SPINNER:ABSTINENCE EQUALS SAFE SEX!
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NO! SHHHH!
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00:16:00,516 --> 00:16:02,069
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND?
364
00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:03,381
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,WITH SIGNS?
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00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:05,038
WE HAVE THE RIGHTTO PROTEST.
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00:16:06,177 --> 00:16:09,352
LIKE YOU HAVE THE FAINTEST IDEAWHAT YOU'RE PROTESTING.
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00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:11,216
WE'RE JUST TRYINGTO EDUCATE PEOPLE.
368
00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:12,908
YOU'RE PROMOTINGPROMISCUITY.
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YOU'RE PROMOTINGSTUPIDITY.
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00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,912
ELLIE:YOU THINK IT'S BETTER THATPEOPLE HAVE UNWANTED BABIES?
371
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:18,569
I THINK IT'S BETTERPEOPLE DON'T HAVE SEX
372
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UNLESS THEY'RE MARRIED.
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00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:22,227
STOP! LOOK,JUST LEAVE US ALONE.
374
00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:24,264
GO HOME, GO TO CHURCH,DO WHATEVER.
375
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,576
WHY DON'T YOU TRYGOING TO CHURCH?
376
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,405
I DO,EVERY SUNDAY.
377
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,064
AND THEY LET YOU IN?
378
00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:32,617
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSEDTO MEAN?
379
00:16:32,686 --> 00:16:34,274
LINUS: I THINK YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS.
380
00:16:34,308 --> 00:16:36,517
THE BIBLE IS CLEARABOUT SEXUAL DEVIANCY.
381
00:16:36,552 --> 00:16:39,348
WHAT?!WHO IS THIS BIGOTED FREAK?
382
00:16:39,382 --> 00:16:41,074
LINUS: SO I'M A FREAK.
383
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:43,110
IT'S BETTERTHAN BEING A HOMO.
384
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,077
SPINNER: WHOA, WHOA...
385
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:45,078
GUYS, TAKE IT EASY.
386
00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:46,424
NO SPINNER,SHUT UP!
387
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,461
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND,JUST GO TO HELL.
388
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,911
SO WE CAN VISIT YOU,FAG?
389
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,541
TIM: COME ON, STOP! STOP!
390
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,032
DON'T LET THEM CORRUPT YOU,SPINNER.
391
00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:09,343
IT'S WHAT THEY DO.
392
00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:11,035
LINUS, IF I WERE YOU,
393
00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:13,002
I WOULD START WALKING,NOW.
394
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,745
LIZ:FINALLY, WE GET TO FIND OUTWHAT'S FOR DINNER?
395
00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:33,057
WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?
396
00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:34,541
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
397
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,474
SPIKE:WITH CAITLIN IN CHARGE,WHO KNOWS?
398
00:17:36,508 --> 00:17:38,303
IT'LL BE ELEGANTAT ANY RATE.
399
00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:41,203
CAITLIN:DINNER IS SERVED!
400
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:43,067
[CHEERING]
401
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:47,209
SPIKE:THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
402
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,245
MANNY:TRY THE DYNAMITE ROLLS.
403
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:51,662
EMMA:I HEAR THEY'RE DYNAMITE!
404
00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:56,701
CAITLIN:I HOPE EVERYONE'S HUNGRY
405
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:59,566
BECAUSE DESSERTIS THEIR SPECIALTY!
406
00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:07,816
WOMAN: TAKE IT OFF!
407
00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:08,713
[CHEERING]
408
00:18:13,822 --> 00:18:15,064
SORRY,
409
00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:17,066
DO YOU NOT LIKE CHOCOLATE?
410
00:18:17,653 --> 00:18:20,138
SPIKE:NO, I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
411
00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:23,728
YOU JUST LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY.
412
00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:28,319
MY HUSBAND.
413
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,713
THERE,IT'S ON THE HOUSE,
414
00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:45,301
FOR STILL HAVING ANYTHINGTO DO WITH ME.
415
00:18:45,336 --> 00:18:47,648
I'M GETTING USEDTO FORGIVING YOU.
416
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,823
IF ONLY MY BEST FRIENDCOULD SEE IT LIKE THAT.
417
00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:55,898
YOU SHOULD GO OVER THERE.
418
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,729
IT'S LIKE WALKINGINTO THE LION'S DEN.
419
00:18:58,798 --> 00:18:59,695
DARCY: COME ON, SPIN.
420
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:01,904
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
421
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,881
SPINNER:UH, MARCO...
422
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:14,606
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW,
423
00:19:14,641 --> 00:19:17,644
I AM NEVER TALKINGTO LINUS AGAIN, OKAY?
424
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:19,370
EITHER HE'S OUTOF THE FRIENDSHIP CLUB
425
00:19:19,404 --> 00:19:20,889
OR I AM.
426
00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:21,959
MARCO: SPIN, YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,
427
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,754
CAUSE REALLY,
428
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,445
I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUAND YOUR STUPID CLUB.
429
00:19:25,445 --> 00:19:27,827
I'M NOT LIKE HIM,OKAY?
430
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,518
SPINNER,THIS IS NOT THE TIME.
431
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:31,900
SPINNER:NO, IT'S NEVER GOINGTO BE THE TIME!
432
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:33,004
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
433
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:33,971
JIMMY, SHUT UP!
434
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:36,628
MARCO,I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC.
435
00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:38,354
YOU KNOW THAT, OKAY?
436
00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:42,324
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DOWAS BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN.
437
00:19:43,912 --> 00:19:46,328
I SCREWED IT UP, OKAY?
438
00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:48,675
AND I AM REALLY,REALLY SORRY.
439
00:20:11,974 --> 00:20:13,838
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
440
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:18,360
IN THIS CASE,TERRIBLE IS GOOD.
441
00:20:19,361 --> 00:20:20,949
I MEAN, YOU SAID YOUAND SNAKE ARE OVER.
442
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:22,433
YOU NEED TO STARTDEALING WITH THAT.
443
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,779
I CAN'T.
444
00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:25,056
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE,HON.
445
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,989
YOU SAID THE RELATIONSHIPIS OVER.
446
00:20:27,679 --> 00:20:28,646
NOT FOR ME.
447
00:20:35,515 --> 00:20:36,343
CAITLIN...
448
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,693
I'M STILL IN LOVEWITH HIM.
449
00:20:47,699 --> 00:20:49,287
[CRYING]
450
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:04,371
SPINNER...
451
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:13,104
YOU REALLY ARE LOST,AREN'T YOU?
452
00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:17,704
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