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[SIGHING]
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WHO'S THE EVIL GENIUS
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WHO MADE MORNINGSO FRIGGING BRIGHT?
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PAIGE: OH, PROBABLY THE SAME EVIL GENIUS
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WHO DECIDED THAT THERESHOULD BE SCHOOL DAYS
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AFTER CRAZYMOVIE PREMIERES.
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ALEX: CRAZY?
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IS THAT THE VERBYOU'RE GONNA USE
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TO DESCRIBE LAST NIGHT?
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ADJECTIVE.
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AND CONSIDERING I VOLUNTARILYSLEPT ON THE DOWNSTAIRS COUCH,
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CRAZY SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEPON THE COUCH.
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YOU WOULD'VE BEEN SAFEIN THE ROOM WITH ME.
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WE'RE GONNA BE LATE,
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AND I HATE BEING LATE.
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SO YOU SHOULD UH...YOU SHOULD GET READY.
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NOW IF I COULD JUSTFIND MY BUS PASS
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THAT WOULD BEABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
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PAIGE?
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PAIGE: YOU KNOW, THE BUS PEOPLE
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SHOULD REALLY JUST...JUST GIVE A-A-AN IMPLANT
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OR A... OR A TATTOO,
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AND I COULD SAVE-
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PAIGE!
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HEY, I'M ALEX,
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YOUR FRIEND?
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CAN YOU JUST TALK TO ME?
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I CAN'T EVEN BEGINTO PROCESS
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WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
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NOT WITH OUR LITTLESISTER-ACT-SLUT-DANCE
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OR... THE DRAMA WITHYOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND.
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YOU CALL THAT DRAMA?
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I CALL THAT REALITY TV.
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PAIGE: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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THERE IS A GIRL IN MY BED,ALEX.
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YOU.
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IT'S LIKE I WOKE UP IN SOMEWEIRD MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES -
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THE KIND OF MOVIETHAT I HATE -
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AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT,OKAY?
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I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU.
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ALL RIGHT,
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I'M JUST GONNA GO RUBSOME TOOTHPASTE ON MY TEETH,
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AND THEN YOU CAN WALK20 PACES AHEAD OF ME
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ALL THE WAYTO THE BUS STOP.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it through
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? If I hold out
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? Be the best I can
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? And I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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PAIGE: HI, HI, HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
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HAZEL: HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT?
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YOU AND ALEX WENTIN THE VIP PARTY
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AND - POOF! -
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YOU NEVER CAMEBACK OUT.
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UM, I'M NOT QUITE SURE
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HOW TO DESCRIBEWHAT HAPPENED...
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EXACTLY.
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WHY?
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DID YOU MEETSOMEBODY?
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YOU DID?!IS HE FAMOUS?
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WOULD I KNOWWHO HE IS?
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FAMOUS? NO.
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BUT UM... YOU MIGHTKNOW WHO... HE IS.
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SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
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THE ASSEMBLY'SAT 4:00 P.M.,
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SO WE SHOULD REALLYSTART REHEARSING
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THAT NEW CHEER.
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YOU KNOW, THE BIG
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"THANK YOU KEVIN SMITH"ASSEMBLY;
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THE ONE THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN THE NEW CHEER FOR.
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN IT,RIGHT?
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SURE, HON.
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UM, I'VE GOT IT ALLWORKED OUT IN MY HEAD.
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SO LET'S MEET BACK HERE AT NOON
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AND I WILL HAVETHE MOST BRILLIANTISH CHEER
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TYPED UP AND READYFOR REHEARSING.
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OKAY, GREAT!
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WHEN YOU ASKEDFOR A RIDE,
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I THOUGHT YOU HADSOMETHING TO TELL ME.
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[MOTORBIKE APPROACHING]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET HIMKEEP THAT STUPID MOTORBIKE.
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AW, IT'S HARMLESS...
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IN A MID-LIFE CRISIS SORT OF WAY.
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HE LOOKS HAPPY.
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EMMA: MOM, BE HONEST,
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HE LOOKS STUPID.
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THAT BIKE WAS SUCHA MISTAKE.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LETPEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
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THAT'S WHAT LOVE'SALL ABOUT.
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EMMA?EMMA, I KNOW YOUHATE ME RIGHT NOW -
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NOT THAT I DON'TDESERVE IT, BUT-
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FOR HAVING AN AFFAIRWITH THE PRINCIPAL?I THINK YOU DESERVE
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JUST A DROPOF ANGER FOR THAT.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,ALL RIGHT?
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IT STOPPED AT KISSING.
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AND I PROMISE IT'LL NEVER, EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
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SPIKE:[HONKING THE HORN]BYE, GUYS.
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HATZILAKOS:HOW'RE YOU DOING TODAY?GOOD.
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MORNING, EMMA.
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DON'T TALK TO ME.
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HEY.
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CAN I ASK YOUA TEENSY QUESTION?
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DO YOU EVERTHINK ABOUT GIRLS?
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UH... INTERESTINGQUESTION
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FIRST THINGIN THE MORNING.
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NOW, DID YOU MISS THE YEARSTHAT I DATED YOUR BROTHER?
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BUT JUST BECAUSEYOU'RE GAY,
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN
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YOU CAN'T THINKABOUT GIRLS
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EVERY NOW AND THEN,RIGHT?
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ARE YOU TRYING TO HOOK ME UPWITH SOMEONE?
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OH WICKED. DOES THAT MEAN
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THERE'S A GIRL OUT THEREWHO LIKES ME?
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NO.
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THE OBJECT OF FEMALEAFFECTION'S...
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PRETTY MUCH ME.
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YOU?
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OH, I KNEW IT!
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IT'S HEATHER SINCLAIR.
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PAIGE, I'VE SEEN THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT YOU-
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EW! DOUBLE EW!
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NO, IT'S...IT'S NOT HEATHER SINCLAIR.
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ALEX.
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HEY.
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PAIGE: HI.
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HEY,PULL UP A CHAIR.
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HEY, YOU TWO STILL NEEDTO TELL ME ABOUT
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THAT VIP PARTYLAST NIGHT.
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ALEX:I THINK I'M GONNA SITOVER HERE TODAY.
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WHOA.
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WHOA.
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PAIGE, IT'S-IT'S ALEX?
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SHE KISSED MELAST NIGHT.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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SIMPSON: MORNING, CLASS.
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AS YOU KNOW, KEVIN SMITHWILL BE VISITING US TODAY.
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I WANT YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGEOF HIM BEING HERE
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AND PREPARE SOME SMARTMEDIA QUESTIONS FOR HIM.
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WAITING FOR SOMEONE?
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OH LOOK,
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HERE I AM IN AN ALLEYAND A RAT APPEARS
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JUST LIKE MAGIC.
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I FOUND THESE UNDER THE TABLEAT THE CLUB.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE YOUR NEWBESTEST GIRLFRIEND
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MIGHT WANT THEM BACK.
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JUST GIVE ME THE SHOESAND GO AWAY.
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FIRST I WANT YOU TO TELL MEWHAT IT IS YOU THINK
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YOU COULD POSSIBLYHAVE IN COMMON
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WITH A STUCK-UPCHEERLEADER.
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PAIGE: SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!
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I SEEM TO HAVE INTERRUPTEDFUN TIME WITH JAY,
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WHICH LOOKEDKIND OF HOT.
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NOT. IN FACT,IT'S BEEN CANCELLED.
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REPLACED BYFUN TIME WITH PAIGE.
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PAIGE:ALEX? WE NEED TO TALK.
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THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.
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I'M NOT A...A LESBIAN.
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AND YOU THINK I AM?
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WELL, YOU'RE THE ONEWHO KISSED ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE?
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AND FOR THE RECORD,
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YOU KISSED ME BACK.
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I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSEDTO LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
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PEOPLE WHO WEAR BLACKWITH NAVY
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AND WHO HATEEVERYTHING...
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AND EVERYONE.
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I DON'T HATE YOU.
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EVEN IF YOU ARE ONEOF THE POPULAR IDIOTS
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WHO DRINKS LATTES
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AND READSSTUPID MAGAZINES
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AND LAUGHSWAY TOO LOUD.
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I HAVE TO LAUGHWHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
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I CAN'T REALLY HELP IT.
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AND I HAVE TO BE BETTERWHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
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I CAN'T HELP ITEITHER.
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JAY:NEED A COUPLE OF HANDSFOR YOUR POMS?
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HAZEL:WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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JAY:WORLD PEACE,A SALAMI SUB,
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AND A CHANCE TO TALKTO MY GOOD FRIEND, HAZEY.
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WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
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SO YOU DON'T WANNAHEAR MY NEWS THEN.
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THAT PAIGE HAS GONETHE GAY-WAY.
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EXCUSE ME?
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JAY: YOU HEARD ME.
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YEAH, I SAW YOUR FRIENDAND MY EX
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DOING SOME SERIOUSLYSEXY DANCING LAST NIGHT.
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SO? YOU NEEDTO GET OUT MORE.
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GIRLS DO THAT STUFFALL THE TIME.
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JAY: AND I JUST SAW PAIGE
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LAY A BIG OL' SMOOCHON ALEX.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL METHAT'S SOMETHING
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THAT GIRLS DOALL THE TIME?
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I'M NOT GETTINGINVOLVED IN THIS.
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LISTEN,
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DO YOU REALLY THINKTHAT PAIGE WANTS TO END
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HER DISTINGUISHEDHIGH SCHOOL CAREER
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AS THE SCHOOL LESBO?
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YOU'RE BEINGDISGUSTING.
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I'M BEING HONEST.
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AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,HUH?
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ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE INEVITABLE RUMOURS
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ABOUT YOU AND PAIGE?
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IS THAT HOW YOU WANNA BE REMEMBERED?
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HAZEL:PAIGE, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.
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KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW.
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I'LL BET YOU'LL BE EVENBUSIER LATER...
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WITH HER.
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PAIGE...
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I'VE GOT YOU.
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WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT ALEX.
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WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
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IS SHE LIKEYOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW?
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OOF!
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DON'T WORRY,I'M FINE.
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WHO TOLD YOU?
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JAY.
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PAIGE, DID YOUBECOME A LESBIAN
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AND NOT TELL ME?
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NO, NO, HAZEL...
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I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
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HELLO!MATT? SPINNER?
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I'VE DATED LOTS OF GUYS.
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WELL, THEN HOW COME JAYSAW YOU KISSING ALEX?
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UM...
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I JUST...
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GOT CAUGHT UPIN A MOMENT.
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AND THAT'S ALL?
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OF COURSE.
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IT WAS TOTALLY STUPID.
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IT MEANT NOTHING.
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SHE MEANS NOTHING.
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ALEX...
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DON'T BOTHER.
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HOW COULD YOU?
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I DO NOT LIKE GIRLS.I CANNOT LIKE GIRLS.
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THEN WHY DID YOUKISS ME?
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I DON'T KNOW.I FELT BAD.
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I DIDN'T WANTTO HURT YOU.
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WHO NEEDS YOUR PITY,HUH?
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I DON'T!
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KEVIN:WELL...
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OH, UM...
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EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO UH...FLUSH MY HEAD DOWN THE TOILET.
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MS. HATZILAKOS: OKAY, WE'RE READY TO BEGIN.
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CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE?
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CAN EVERY-
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[LOUD MIC FEEDBACK]
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CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!
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PLEASE GRAB YOUR SEATS, WE'RE GONNA BEGIN.
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NOW!
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THANK YOU.
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AT THIS TIME LAST YEAR,
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DEGRASSI WAS STRUGGLINGOUT OF AN AWFUL TRAGEDY.
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AND THEN CAME KEVIN SMITH.
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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HE CAST OUR SCHOOLAS THE BACKDROP FOR HIS MOVIE
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"JAY AND SILENT BOBGO CANADIAN, EH?"
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AND AS A TOKENOF OUR GRATITUDE,
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MR. SMITH...
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I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOUWITH AN HONORARY DIPLOMA.
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NO. THANK YOU.
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[APPLAUSE]
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BUT BEFORE WE MAKE ITCOMPLETEY OFFICIAL,
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OUR SPIRIT SQUAD WOULD LIKETO SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY,
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IN STYLE.
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PAIGE?
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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I HAVEN'T COME UPWITH ANYTHING.
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JUST IMPROVISE.
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OKAY, UH... GO.
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DO SOME CARTWHEELS!OKAY.
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PAIGE:GIVE ME A "K"!
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"K!"
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PAIGE:GIVE ME AN "E"!
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"E"?
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GIVE ME A...V-I-N-S-M-I-T-H!
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YAY!
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UH...
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[SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE]
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MOM, I'M FINE.
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DON'T SEEM FINE TO ME,LITTLE GIRL.
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BUENOS DIAS,SENIORITAS!
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THAT'S NOT YOURMOTORCYCLE HELMET.
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WHERE'S ALL THE KEVLAR?
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I SOLD IT.
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THE MOTORBIKE, THE HELMET, THE WORKS, BECAUSE...
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WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO!
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YOU, ME, EMMA AND MANNY WILL BE SPENDING A WEEK
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ON THE MAYAN RIVIERAAT THE END OF TERM!
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BUT WHAT ABOUT JACK?
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THE GRANDMAS ARE ALREADYFIGHTING FOR HIM!
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IT'S ALL BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
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SPIKE:OH... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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I DON'T DESERVESUCH A PERFECT HUSBAND.
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STOP IT!JUST STOP IT!
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EMMA?
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WHAT IS IT,SWEETHEART?
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TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.
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IT'S ABOUT ME.
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IT'S...IT'S SOMETHING I DID.
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ALEX:WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIMEI TURN A CORNER,
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THERE YOU ARE?
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JAY:I'M LIKE ONE OF THOSEANNOYING POP SONGS.
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ONCE I GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD,
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I'M IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, JAY?
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REALLY?
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MY LIFE SUCKS.
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OKAY, I'M KICKED OUTOF SCHOOL,
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SEAN MOVED AWAY,
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SPINNER'S FOUND THE LORD...
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AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER REALLY GOT ME
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WON'T EVEN GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY.
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I'M NOT PERFECT,I KNOW THAT.
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BUT... I GET YOU,YOU KNOW?
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THE REAL YOU.
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'CAUSE YOU AND ME,WERE THE SAME.
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YOU KNOW? WHY-
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WHY DO YOU WANTTO FIGHT THAT?
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KEVIN: ...SHOOT IT!
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PITCH THE ROCK, SIR, PITCH IT!
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JASON: WHAT'S UUUUUP!
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OH COME ON! YOU SUUUCCCCCK!
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DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, SON,HATE THE GAME.
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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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OH, MISS MICHALCHUK!
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WANNA SHOOT SOME HORSE WITH US?
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OR ARE YOU RUNNING OFF TO A SPELLING BEE
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OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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OH, ABOUT THE CHEER...
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PLEASE KNOW THAT I'VE COMPOSEDMORE CHEERY BEFORE.
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NOBODY'S EVER DONE A CHEERIN MY HONOR, SO BY DEFAULT,
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YOUR CHEER, FOR ME,
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WAS ABOUT THE BESTI'VE EVER HAD.SO THANK YOU.
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I WAS KINDA DISTRACTED.
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DISTRACTED, HUH?LET ME GUESS,
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BY SOME KIND OF ACID-TONGUED,RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY
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FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS, MAYBE?
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KEVIN, JASON,YOUR TAXI'S HERE.
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KEVIN: THANK YOU, MS. HATZILAKOS.
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LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.DO YOU LIKE THIS GIRL?
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LIKE, YOU KNOW,"LIKE HER" LIKE HER?
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YEAH, I LIKE HER,
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BUT I'M NOT GAY.
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MY BROTHER IS GAY,I'M STRAIGHT.
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I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
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YOUR BROTHER'S GAY?
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MY BROTHER'S GAY,TOO.
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EVEN GOT MARRIEDTO A GUY.
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REALLY?
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YEAH,
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IT WAS THE HOTTEST WEDDINGI'VE EVER BEEN TO IN MY LIFE.
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REALLY, REALLY COOL,HANDS DOWN.
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ALMOST MADE ME WANTTO SWITCH TEAMS.
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ALMOST.
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LOOK, I'M PROBABLYTHE LAST GUY IN THE WORLD
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WHO SHOULD BE GIVING YOUADVICE ON THIS VERY SUBJECT,
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BUT I DON'T KNOW...
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YOU GUYS SEEMED HAPPYTHE OTHER NIGHT, YOU KNOW?
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AND THAT'S KINDA RARE
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AND WHETHER IT'S GAY,STRAIGHT, BI, WHATEVER,
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IT'S KINDA WORTH INVESTIGATINGA LITTLE FURTHER, I'D SAY.
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JUST MY TWO CENTS.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNASTAND THERESTARIN' AT ME
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AFTER I'VE DROPPEDTHAT WISDOM ON YOU?
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C'MON,THAT'S YOUR MOVE!
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GO CHASE THE GIRL,SILLY!
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SIMPSON: IT WAS A MISTAKE! IT WAS JUST A KISS!
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SPIKE: WHAT ABOUT EMMA? WHAT ABOUT HER FEELINGS?
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SIMPSON: LOOK, BELIEVE ME,
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IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO INVOLVE HER IN THIS.
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SPIKE: JUST GO!
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I'M SO SORRY,EMMA.
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BUT I'M GONNA GOSTAY AT JOEY'S,
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JUST FOR AWHILE.
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NO! NO, YOU CAN'T!
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GO UP THERE AND CONVINCE HERTO LET YOU STAY.
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EMMA, LISTEN...
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WHAT I DIDWAS HORRIBLE BUT...
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I WOULD NEVERHAVE DONE IT
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IF THERE WASN'T SOMETHINGWRONG WITH ME.
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I GOTTA GO FIGURETHAT OUT.
394
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DO YOU LOVE MY MOTHER?
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OF COURSE.
396
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AND JACK?
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EM, HE'S MY SON.
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WHAT ABOUT ME?
399
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YOU KNOW I DO.
400
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SO WHAT'S TO FIGURE OUT?!
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[SOBBING]
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JAY: THIS IS NICE, HUH?
403
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JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
404
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I SAID YOU COULD COME INAND WATCH TV, JAY.
405
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THAT'S ALL.
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THIS DOESN'TMEAN ANYTHING.
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YEAH, SURE, LEXI.WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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CHAD.
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HEEEY!
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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.YOU BEEN WORKING HARD?
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NO, HARDLY WORKING!
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WHERE ARE YOU AT,BUD?
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OH YOU KNOW,HERE AND THERE.
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JUST TRYING TO KEEPMYSELF OUT OF TROUBLE.
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EMILY:OH GIMME SOME SUGAR,YOU HANDSOME DEVIL! HELLO.
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LOOK AT YOU...
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YOU ARE LOOKING AS BEAUTIFULAS EVER, EMILY.
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AW, SUCH A CHARMER!
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I ALWAYS KNEW THIS ONEWAS A KEEPER, LEXI.
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SORT OF REMINDS ME OF OL' CHAD HERE.
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00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,277
I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU FINALLYCAME TO YOUR SENSES
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00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:12,003
AND TOOK JAY BACK, BABY.
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00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:14,454
I HAVEN'T TAKENHIM BACK.
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WELL, NOT YET.
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NO! NOT EVER!
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I NEED SOME AIR.
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'KAY.
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I'VE BEEN TRYINGTO WORK UP THE NERVE
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TO RING THE DOORBELL.
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WE DON'T HAVE ONE.
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WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
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00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:43,932
ANY ROOM IN ITFOR A STUPID GIRL?
434
00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:45,554
I ALREADY HAVEONE OF THOSE.
435
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:48,281
WELL, HOW ABOUT...ROOM FOR...
436
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SOMEONE WHO'S READYTO STOP WORRYING SO MUCH
437
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,117
ABOUT WHAT OTHERPEOPLE THINK?
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MIGHT BE ROOM FOR HER.
439
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:05,229
ALEX,I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE...
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WHAT I SAID.
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WHATEVER PAIGE,IT'S COOL.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
443
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,239
I SAID YOU WERENOTHING TO ME,
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WHICH...
445
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:18,518
WHICH IS A TOTAL LIE.
446
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BECAUSE RIGHT NOW?
447
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:25,214
YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.
448
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