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JT:SO WHAT NOW, MS. SAUVE?
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PREGNANCY YOGA?LAMAZE CLASS?
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MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
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AT THIS POINT,
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THE HEALTH OF THE BABYIS PARAMOUNT.
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SO WHO KNOWS?
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ONLY MY BROTHERAND TOBY.
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NOT YOUR PARENTS?
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LIBERTY, YOU'RE 6 MONTHS PREGNANT.
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I KNOW, MS. SAUVE.
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[SIGHS]
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BUT MY FATHER...
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THERE'S NO WAYI CAN TELL HIM.
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SO YOU'VE JUST BEENHIDING IT?
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WELL,LET'S TALK ABOUT OPTIONS.
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IT'S LATE IN THE GAMEFOR AN ABORTION,
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SO I ASSUME THAT'S OFFTHE TABLE.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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I WANT TO CARRY THIS BABYTO TERM.
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BUT AFTERWARDS...?
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LIBERTY, THERE ISNO AFTERWARDS, OKAY?
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WHAT ABOUT ADOPTION?
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I CAN REFER YOUTO AN AGENCY.
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JT: YES, THAT'S PERFECT.
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WE'RE IN.
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WE?
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JT, YOU BROKE UPWITH ME.
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YEAH,BUT I'M STILL THE FATHER.
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IF YOU DECIDE TO KEEPTHIS BABY,
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THEN IT BECOMESMY PROBLEM TOO.
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SAUVE: SO, DO YOU WANT ME TO REFER YOU
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TO AN ADOPTION AGENCYOR NOT?
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YES.
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NO.
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SOUNDS LIKEYOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
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[SIGHS]
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it through
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? If I hold out
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? Be the best I can
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? And I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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JT: THE GLITTER STICKS TO THE GLUE,
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AND TA-DA!
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YOU HAVE YOUR TIARA
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LIKE MEGAN AND MADISON.
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AND JUST LIKE OUR FAVOURITEROYAL PRIMATE -
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PRINCESS APE - WEARS.
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AND SHE'LL BE COMING UP NEXT!
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SO STAY TUNED!
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FLOOR DIRECTOR: CUT, RESET.
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HEY, TOBES.
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WHAT'RE YOUDOING HERE?
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE.YOU FORGOT.
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH"CLOWN ACADEMY" TONIGHT.
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SORRY.BRAIN FART.
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I TOTALLY FORGOT.
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I'M DUEAT THE PHARMACY.
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TWO JOBS, SCHOOL,PREGNANT EX.
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NO WONDER YOUR BRAINIS FLATULENT.
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WELL, THERE IS TWO SOLUTIONSTO MY PROBLEMS,
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MY CAREFREE FRIEND.
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MOCHACHINO AND ADOPTION.
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ADOPTION?
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WOW, YOU SURE LIBERTYWILL GO FOR THAT?
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SHE'S FIFTEEN.
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IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.
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FLOOR DIRECTOR:OKAY, JT. LET'S DO IT.
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RIGHT.
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OKAY...WELL, TAKE TWO.
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I'M GONNA GOCONTINUE TO MAKE
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A COMPLETE DINK OF MYSELF.
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DIRECTOR: ROLLING TAPE.
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MAN: ROLLING!
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EMMA: [CLEARS HER THROAT]
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I'D TELL YOU GUYSTO GET A ROOM,
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BUT YOU HAVE A ROOM.
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WHICH ALSO HAPPENSTO BE MY ROOM.
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WELL, TONIGHTYOUR ROOM IS ALL YOURS
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BECAUSE CRAIG IS TAKING METO SEE A BAND.
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IT'S FRIEND OF FRIENDS,IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING.
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UNLESS...
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I MEAN,IT'S NOT REALLY A DATE,
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IF YOU WANNA TAG ALONG?
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YEAH.
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ALMOST PERSUASIVE,
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BUT I'LL PASS.
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COME ON, EMMA.IT'S TOTALLY COOL.
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EMMA: IT'S TOTALLY THIRD WHEEL, CRAIG.
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YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE.
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AND I'M... JUST ME.
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PLUS, I HAVE A HOT DATE TONIGHT.
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IT'S A VERY SEXY RED.
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HEY,YOU SELL GLITTER GLUE?
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
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YOUR CRAFTWORKON TELEVISION...
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IT INSPIRES ME.
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YOU KNOW,I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER
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WHY A GUYWHO'S GOING TO SCHOOL
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IS WORKING SO MANY HOURS.
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YOU IN SOME KINDA TROUBLE,STOCKBOY?
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DON'T YOU HAVESOMEONE ELSE TO BUG?
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JAY: JUST SAYING...
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IF YOU NEED MONEY,
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TALK TO ME.
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I GOT ALL SORTS OFCREATIVE SOLUTIONS.
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WELL, I CAN DO WITHOUTYOUR BRAND OF CREATIVITY.
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PUT THAT BACK.
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ALL OF IT.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY,NARC.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
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EMMA:JAZZ COMBO,
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OR RAISING MONEYFOR CANCER RESEARCH?
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FIGHTING CANCER -EXCELLENT CHOICE.
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NOW IF WE COULDONLY STOMP OUT JAZZ
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IN OUR LIFETIME.
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PETER:HITTING THE PAVEMENT FORA CANCER-FREE WORLD TOO?
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YEAH, YOU MEAN ONEWITHOUT YOU IN IT?
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IF YOU NEED A VICTIM
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FOR YOUR NEXTSEXPLOITATION FLICK,
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KEEP LOOKING.
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MY MOM TOOKMY CAMERA.
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I'M COMPLETELYUNARMED.
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LOOK, IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BEON THE RELAY COMMITTEE,
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MAYBE WE SHOULDSTART OVER.
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MAYBE YOU CANGET OUT OF MY WAY?
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PA: ATTENTION STUDENTS: TODAY'S LUNCH SPECIAL
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WILL BE SMOKED HAM AND MASH POTATOES.
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TOBY: HEY!
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MISS YOURMOCHACHINO FIX?
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MY GRANDMA DECIDED THE HOUSENEEDED VACUUMING
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AT 6 A.M.
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YOU TELL HER ABOUTTHE BABY YET?
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NO.
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LIKE SHE NEEDS MORETO WORRY ABOUT.
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LIBERTY!
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HERE I GOT YOU SOME...SOME GINGER TEA.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELPWITH MORNING SICKNESS.
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OH, THAT'S SWEET.
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THANK YOU.
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HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...
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YOU KNOW LIKE OPTIONS?
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OR LIFE-PLANS?
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NOT REALLY.
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LISTEN...
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DO YOU REALIZEWHAT HAVING A KID MEANS?
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I MEAN,FOR YOUR FUTURE?
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IT'S JUST NOT LOGICAL.
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JT, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE,OKAY?
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OKAY.LET ME HELP YOU, OKAY?
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I'VE HAVE AN ULTRASOUNDAT 2 P.M.
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COME WITH ME?
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SIMPSON:BEFORE WE CONTINUE,
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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE?
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ABOUT SAY, HIMSELF BEINGAN UP-AND-COMING TV STAR?
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BIG HIT WITH THE KIDS.
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ON EVERY DAY AT 3:00 P.M.?
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MR. SIMPSON,PLEASE, DON'T.
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PLEASE.
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SIMPSON: PEOPLE...
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OUR NEXT UNITIN MEDIA IMMERSION
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IS PRESCHOOL TELEVISION!
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WATCH CLOSELY,
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BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA LEARNFROM A MASTER.
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JT:GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,GOBBLE, GOBBLE...
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IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING,
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AND TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO BE MAKING
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NONE OTHER THAN...
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A TURKEY!
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...
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BUT BEFORE WE MAKE OUR TURKEYS,
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I'M GOING TO NEED MY HANDY DANDY LITTLE HELPERS!
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WHERE ARE MY HANDY-DANDYLITTLE HELPERS?
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THERE THEY ARE!
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...
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THAT IS SO CUTE!
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SHE'S RIGHT.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEABOUT THIS?
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YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON TV,
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AND THERE YOU ARE.
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SO DO YOU WANNA TELL HEROR SHOULD I?
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CRAIG:OKAY, I'LL TELL HER.WELL...
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NO, NO, NO YOU TELL HER.
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YOU TELL HER - IT'S TOO GOOD.
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[CONTINUE ARGUING]
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CRAIG AND I,
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WE MET THIS REALLYCUTE GUY.
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AND HE'S TOTALLYYOUR TYPE.
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WELL,CUTE IS MY TYPE.
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CRAIG: HIS NAME IS DEREK.
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HE'S A BASKETBALL BUDDYOF JIMMY'S.
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HE'S IN GRADE 10,
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BUT HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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HEY DEREK!
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WEIRD. WEIRD.
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I MEAN,IT'S-IT'S COSMIC.
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WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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AMAZING.
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YOU'D THINKIT WAS A SETUP.
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MANNY: DEREK,
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THIS IS MY SINGLE FRIEND,EMMA.
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DID I MENTIONTHAT SHE'S SINGLE?
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HEY EMMA.
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UM, THESE GUYSWERE TELLING ME
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THAT YOUR PARENTS USEDTO GO TO DEGRASSI?
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IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, EH?
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IT'S A MAGICAL STORY.
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I'LL TELL YOUALL ABOUT IT FRIDAY.
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UH, FRIDAY?
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LIKE, AT NIGHT?
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IT'S A DATE.
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HOW DOES HEOR SHE LOOK?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I CAN'T.
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JT, PLEASE.
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IT...
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IT LOOKS...
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REAL.
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PASSED WITHFLYING COLOURS.
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LIKE MOTHER,LIKE OFFSPRING.
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THEY'LL BE HAPPYTO HEAR THAT
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AT THE ADOPTION AGENCY.
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REALLY?
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YOU'RE SURE?
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NO.
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I DON'T WANT TOGIVE OUR BABY UP,
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BUT YOU DO,OBVIOUSLY.
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LIBERTY,IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
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WE HAVE LIVES AHEAD OF US -
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SCHOOL AND JOBS.
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SO?WE CAN DO IT.
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ALL OF IT.
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WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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BECAUSE YOU NEEDED IT.
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LOOK...
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I LOVE YOU, JT.
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AND WHATEVERYOU WANT TO DO
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I'M FINE WITH IT.
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LET'S KEEP THIS BABY.
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BRIGHT AND EARLY,AS REQUESTED.
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MRS. COONEY: WHO WANTS MUFFINS?
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CARROT MUFFINS.YOUR FAVOURITE.
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LIBERTY:GOOD MORNING,MRS. COONEY.
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MRS. COONEY:OH LIBERTY,
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I AM SO HAPPYYOU'VE TAKEN THIS ONE BACK.
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LUCK OF THE IRISH,HE'S GOT.
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WE'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH,WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.
255
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WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
256
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YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
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YEAH, WE ARE.
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WE'RE GOINGTO BE PARENTS.
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JAMES TIBERIUS,
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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WHAT IT TAKESTO RAISE A CHILD?
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YOU ARE FAR, FAR TOO YOUNG.
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WELL, I THOUGHTTHAT YOU COULD HELP US.
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I MEAN, YOU RAISED MOMAND ME.
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AND I'M NOT PLANNINGTO SPEND MY RETIREMENT
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GOING THROUGH IT AGAIN.
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HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ADOPTION?
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WE'VE CONSIDERED IT,BUT NO.
269
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LOOK GRANDMA,WE LOVE EACH OTHER, OKAY?
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THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
271
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AND THE RESTWE'LL FIGURE OUT.
272
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THE WAY YOUR FATHERFIGURED IT OUT?
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BY LEAVING YOUAND YOUR MOTHER
274
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WHEN THE GOINGGOT ROUGH?
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I'M NOT LIKE HIM.
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NOT AT ALL.
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[SIGHS]
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LET'S GO.
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EMMA. HEY.
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OKAY, LOOK...
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IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BETHE RELAY FOR LIFE COMMITTEE,
282
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DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD BEA LITTLE BIT MORE CIVILIZED?
283
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IT'S A CANCER RUN,NOT A TEA PARTY.
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I KNOW VIDEOTAPING MANNYWAS STUPID,
285
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BUT SHE ASKED METO DO IT.
286
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SHE WAS DRUNKAND VERY PERSUASIVE.
287
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AND YOU EMAILING ITTO YOUR FRIENDS
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MAKES IT RIGHT?
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NO.OF COURSE NOT.
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PLEDGE FORMS FOR ALL YOURFABULOUS CANCER-FIGHTING
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FRIENDSAND FAMILY MEMBERS.
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LEAVE NO WALLET UNTAPPED.
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LOOK, I SHOULD HAVE NEVERGONE FOR MANNY.
294
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YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND -MAJOR CATCH.
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SMART, FUNNY,
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INSANELY GORGEOUS.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINKI'M INTERESTED?
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WE CARE ABOUT THINGS,
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IMPORTANT THINGS.
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MAYBE I HEARD THAT,
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ONCE,YOU WERE KINDA INTO ME.
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PAIGE:OKAY, BUTTS INTHE BLEACHERS PEOPLE.
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WE'LL GO OVER THE ROUTE.
304
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THERE'S A MOVIETOMORROW NIGHT.
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7:30 P.M.,CINEMA 3.
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SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
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I'LL BE THERE.
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DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
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CURING CANCERCAN ALWAYS WAIT.
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LIBERTY:JT, PLEASE DON'T MAKE MEDO THIS.
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JT:LIBERTY, WE CAN'T KEEPAVOIDING THIS, OKAY?
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WE HAVE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS.
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LIBERTY:AFTER WHAT HAPPENEDWITH YOUR GRANDMA?
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JT:SO SHE DIDN'T TAKE ITSO WELL.
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LIBERTY:THAT'S NOTHING, JT,OKAY?
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YOUR GRANDMA'S A LAMB.
318
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MY PARENTS ARE LIONS.
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JT:WELL, LIBERTY,YOU'RE THEIR DAUGHTER.
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MAYBE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.
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LIBERTY:IT'S NOT MY MOTHER,IT'S MY FATHER.
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HE'LL KICK ME OUT,GUARANTEED.
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[SIGHS]
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WELL, LET HIM, OKAY?
325
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BECAUSE WE'RE GOINGTO GET OUR OWN PLACE.
326
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YOU, ME AND THE BABY.
327
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YOU'RE SERIOUS?
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I GUESS I COULD USEMY SPELLING BEE MONEY.
329
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YEAH.
330
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AND I'LL TAKE MORE SHIFTSAT THE PHARMACY.
331
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AND I'LL QUITTHE TV JOB.
332
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JT, YOU CAN'T.
333
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NO, I HAVE TO,
334
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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T PAY.
335
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BESIDES, THEY CAN JUST GETSOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE TIARAS.
336
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IT'S FINE.
337
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SO... WE'RE NOTTELLING THEM?
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NO. NOT YET.
339
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BECAUSE BEFORE WE JUMP,
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WE'D BETTER HAVEA SAFETY NET.
341
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[SARAH HARMER'S"BASEMENT APARTMENT" PLAYS]
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? WELL YOU LIVE OUT
343
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? WHERE THE STREET ENDS
344
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? IN THE BASEMENT APARTMENT
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? WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
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? AND THE TAP DRIPS ALL NIGHT
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? WATER TORTURIN' THE SINK
348
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? THE FURNACE IS BURNING
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? BUT IT'S STILL COLDI THINK ?
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? TOASTER STICKS
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? AND THE EMPTIESARE PILED ?
352
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? I HAVEN'T BEEN UPSTAIRSIN A WHILE NOW ?
353
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,724
? I GOTTA WASH THE SHEETSON MY BED ?
354
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? I GOTTA WATCH THOSE THINGSTHAT GO UNSAID ?
355
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? GOD, I WISH WE'D LEAVE ITAT THIS ?
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? EVERY TIME I BREATHE
357
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? EVERY TIME I TRY TO LEAVE
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DEREK:SO, YOU, MANNY AND CRAIGBEEN FRIENDS FOR LONG, OR...?
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EMMA:MANNY FOREVER.
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CRAIG FOR A WHILE.
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DEREK:CHECK IT!
362
00:16:31,688 --> 00:16:33,793
IS THAT GROVER SMASH?
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00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,553
EMMA:I THINK IT IS.
364
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,488
WHO IS GROVER SMASH?
365
00:16:39,523 --> 00:16:41,559
ONLY HALFOF THE LEPER TWINS.
366
00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:42,837
TAG TEAM?
367
00:16:44,493 --> 00:16:45,978
OH, WRESTLING.
368
00:16:46,012 --> 00:16:48,532
JUST WON THE BELT.
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WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANSSQUAT TO YOU.
370
00:16:53,986 --> 00:16:55,539
WHAT ABOUT TV?
371
00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:57,506
WHAT DO YOU WATCH?
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MOSTLY "BRIDESHEADREVISITED" ON DVD.
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I READ THE BOOK.
374
00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:02,442
OH, COOL.
375
00:17:03,927 --> 00:17:06,930
YOU KNOW, SOME WRESTLERSHAVE THEIR OWN BOOKS TOO -
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COMIC BOOKS!
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THAT'S HOW I GOTINTO WRESTLING -
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READING COMICS WHEN MY DADTOOK ME HUNTING.
379
00:17:14,627 --> 00:17:17,906
DUDE, UNTIL YOU HAVETASTED FRESH VENISON,
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YOU HAVE NOT LIVED.
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I'M A VEGETARIAN.
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OH.
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SO DO YOU EAT CHICKENOR-
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DEREK.
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UM LISTEN,I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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WELL, AN OKAY TIME.
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ACTUALLY,A HAD PRETTY LAME TIME.
388
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SO LET'S JUST QUITWHILE WE'RE BEHIND?
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SORRY.
390
00:17:52,561 --> 00:17:54,632
LANDLORD:THREE-QUARTER INCH PIPE.LOTS OF PRESSURE.
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THE LAUNDRY'S IN THE BASEMENT.
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LIBERTY:I CAN'T WAIT TO DOOUR OWN LAUNDRY!
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JT:AND IT'S SO CLOSETO THE SCHOOL.
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IT'S PERFECT.
395
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:04,228
IS IT PERFECT?
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00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:06,265
LIBERTY:IT'S PERFECT.
397
00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:08,267
WELL, RENT IS $750 A MONTH,KIDS,
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AND I'LL NEED FIRSTAND LAST UP FRONT.
399
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,513
TWO MONTHS RENT?
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00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,067
THAT'S $1500.
401
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:19,796
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S PRETTYSTANDARD PRACTICE, KIDS.
402
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,832
I CAN GIVE YOU A MINUTETO THINK ABOUT IT.
403
00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:31,462
[EXHALES]
404
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,226
WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.
405
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JAY:NO FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNTSTHIS TIME - PROMISE.
406
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:53,001
JT:BELIEVE ME, THEY DO NOT PAY MEENOUGH TO STOP YOU.
407
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:55,245
JAY:SO I SAW SOME NEW REJECTON TV TODAY
408
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TRYING TO KEEP KIDSFROM EATING GLUE.
409
00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,147
HE POACH YOUR SHOW?
410
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,700
NO. I QUIT.
411
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,738
THAT JOB DIDN'T PAYAND THIS ONE DOES.
412
00:19:05,738 --> 00:19:09,155
AH WELL, THIS IS WHERETHE BIG BUCKS ARE, EH?
413
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,225
YEAH.MINIMUM WAGE?
414
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,296
I'M A REAL TYCOON.
415
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,851
YOUR PROBLEM,STOCKBOY -
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TUNNEL VISION,OKAY?
417
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,233
YOU NEED MONEY?
418
00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:20,028
GET CREATIVE.
419
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:23,238
JAY, SPARE METHE LAME-ASS SCHEME.
420
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,242
SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
421
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:31,074
LOOK, YOU HAVE BEHIND-THE-COUNTER PRIVILEGES.
422
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,420
WHERE THE GOOD STUFF IS.
423
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,111
YOU EVER HEARD OF OXYCODONE?
424
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:36,251
IT'S A PAINKILLER.
425
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:37,874
I KNOW PEOPLE
426
00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:38,771
WHO'D BE WILLING TO SELL THEIR MOTHERS
427
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,842
TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS STUFF.
428
00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:44,259
AND YOU GOT ITRIGHT BACK THERE.
429
00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:46,020
BUCKETS OF IT.
430
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:04,935
PETER:EMMA, OVER HERE!
431
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:13,771
YOU CAN CANCEL THE BULK
432
00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:15,221
I-HAVE-A-NEW-GIRLFRIENDEMAIL.
433
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,775
I HAVE BEEN PLANNINGTO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR WEEKS.
434
00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:19,156
YEAH, OF COURSE.
435
00:20:19,225 --> 00:20:21,296
A CLASSIC TALE OF TRIUMPHOVER ADVERSITY.
436
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:24,092
WHO KNEW CLOWN ACADEMYHAD A FOOTBALL TEAM?
437
00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:25,956
OR CHEERLEADERS!
438
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,926
FOR THE RECORD,WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN,
439
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,273
YOUR HAND STAYSIN YOUR OWN POPCORN BAG.
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I'M ON PROBATION.GOTCHYA.
441
00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:36,794
SO SHOULD I DRAW A LINE
442
00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,244
DOWN THE CENTREOF THE ARMREST OR WHAT?
443
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LINE'S MOVING.NO MORE TALKING.
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