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? BUT SOMEBODY BETTER STOP ME
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? 'CAUSE MY FEETDON'T TOUCH THE GROUND ?
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JIMMY: [PLAYS SOLO]
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? I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDSOFF OF YOU ?
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JIMMY:[PLAYS SOLO]
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CRAIG: ? I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF OF YOU ?
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ALL RIGHT, STOP.STOP.
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JIMMY...
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LOOK, UNLESS YOURLAST NAME IS HENDRIX
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AND YOU'VE COME BACK TO ROCK US FROM THE GRAVE,
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NO SOLOS WHILE I'M SINGING.
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA GETA WEDDING JOB.
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CRAIG: NO. NO, WE WILL.
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AND-AND-AND EVERY CENT WE EARNWE'LL SPEND ON RECORDING GEAR.
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO CUTOUR OWN RECORD.
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[SCOFFS] LOOK,
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THE MUSIC YOU HAVE US PLAYINGIS LAME.
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AND WEDDING BANDSARE LAME.
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ERGO,YOU'RE LAME.
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CRAIG:NO, YOUR FUNK GUITAR IS LAME.
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[ARGUING]
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[CYMBALS REVERBERATE]
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OKAY, OKAY.WHAT'S LAME
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IS SITTING AROUNDAND CRITICIZING.
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UNLESS YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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WEDDINGS ARE GIGS,I GUESS.
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[HORN BEEPS]
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THAT'S MY DAD.
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UH YEAH,JIMMY,
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IS IT COOLIF I GET A RIDE WITH YOU?
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YEAH.
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THANKS FOR BACKING ME UP,EL.
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I LIKE PLAYING WITH YOU.
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THE BAND, I MEAN.
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I'VE REALLY LEARNED A LOT.
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WELL, IT SHOWS.
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YOUR DRUMMING'S TIGHT.
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NOT ON THAT LAST NUMBER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, LET ME GIVE YOUA LITTLE LESSON
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IN FUNK DRUMMING.
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IN FUNK,
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IT'S ALL ABOUTTHE ACCENT BEAT.
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SO IT'S LIKE...[IMITATES BEAT]
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[DRUMMING]
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YOU GOT IT.YOU GOTTA FEEL IT.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it through
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? If I hold out
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? Be the best I can
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? And I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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JOEY:WELL, THERE ARE A FEW OPTIONSIN YOUR PRICE RANGE.
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THERE'S THIS LITTLE BABYRIGHT HERE.
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IT'S GOT STYLE,PERFORMANCE.
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IT'S AN ALL-IN-ONECOOL LITTLE PACKAGE.
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DIANE:MY EX-BOYFRIEND SAID ISHOULDN'T BUY AN IMPORT.
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JOEY:WELL, I HAVE TO QUESTIONTHE WISDOM OF ANY MAN
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STUPID ENOUGH TO LET YOU GO.
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THE MAN'S OBVIOUSLY A FOOL.
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DIANE: NO, I AM.
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I'M THE ONE WHO PUT HIS BAND UP
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TO PLAY MY SISTER'SWEDDING THIS WEEKEND
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BEFORE HE DUMPED ME
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AND FELL OFF THE FACEOF THE EARTH.
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SO YOU'RE LOOKINGFOR A WEDDING BAND?
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UH, I HAVE A BAND.
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WE CAN DO WEDDINGS.
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DIANE,THIS IS CRAIG.
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HE'S A MUSICIAN,CAR-HOP,
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AND SHAMELESSSELF-PROMOTER.
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I SWEAR, EVERY OTHER BANDIN THE CITY IS BOOKED.
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I'M SCRAMBLING.
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WELL, IF IT'S ALL RIGHTWITH YOU,
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YOU COULD COME BY THE HOUSETOMORROW NIGHT.
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YOU CAN GET THE BANDTO AUDITION FOR YOU
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AND I CAN TALK YOUINTO AN IMPORT.
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OVER A GLASS OF WINE?
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UH, YEAH.
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IT'S A DEAL.
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I'LL CALL YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHO'S THE MAN?!
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YOU ARE, JOEY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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CRAIG: WHAT'RE THE ODDS?
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JUST WHEN WE NEEDOUR FIRST GIG,
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THIS GIRL WALKS RIGHTONTO THE LOT.
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IT'S LIKE SOMEONE UP THEREWANTS US TO PLAY A WEDDING.
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THE GODOF MEDIOCRITY?
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"DOWNTOWN SASQUATCH,
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GO FORTH AND PLAYTHE CHICKEN DANCE."
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[LAUGHING]
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RIGHT?
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SO,THE OTHER NIGHT,
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YOU AND ELLIE...?
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WHAT?WE REHEARSED SOME MORE.
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WE DID SOMEHARDCORE FUNKING.
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YOU DO HEAR THE WORDSCOMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?
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WHATEVER.
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WE HUNG OUT,WE WATCHED A DVD.
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OKAY,WHICH ONE?
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"CRAIG INTENTIONS"?
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"HOW CRAIG GOTHIS GROOVE BACK"?
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90 PERCENT OF MY ISSUESIN LIFE -
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GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS.
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TRUE.
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SO THIS YEAR,I'M A MONK.
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JUST SCHOOLAND THE BAND.
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NO DISTRACTIONS,NO DRAMA.
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GOOD.WELL, GOOD THING
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YOU PUT THE CUTEST GIRLIN SCHOOL ON DRUMS.
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MAYBE YOU DIDN'THEAR ME.
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[LAUGHING]
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NO DISTRACTIONS,EH BUD?
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JT: LIBERTY? WAIT UP.
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HOW HAVE YOUBEEN FEELING?
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ARE STILL REPULSED BYTHE CONCEPT OF BREAKFAST?
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ARE YOU EVER GONNATALK TO ME AGAIN?
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OKAY, WHATEVER.IF THERE'S SOMETHINGI CAN DO FOR YOU,
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ANYTHING AT ALL,I'LL DO IT.
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YOU COULD MANGLEYOUR MALE PARTS
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IN A TRAGIC INDUSTRIALACCIDENT.
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MANNY:HEY SPINNER. DARCY.
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PETER:HEY MANNY,HAVE A SEAT.
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CAN'T WE JUST CALL ITWATER UNDER THE BRIDGE?
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MY MOTHER'S HAD MEON LOCKDOWN FOR WEEKS.
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PLEASE.
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I'M NOT FINISHED.
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CRAIG:I THINK YOU ARE.
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YOU DON'T TALKTO HER,
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YOU DON'T EVENLOOK AT HER...
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EVER AGAIN,
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OR YOU DEALWITH ME.
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CLEAR?
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CRYSTAL.
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LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
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YOU OKAY?
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SIMPSON'S A BIG FANOF THE MAYO.
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IT'S LIKE GLOBULAR.
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ARE YOU OKAYIN A BIGGER SENSE?
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DIDN'T YOU SEETHE VIDEO?
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YOU KNOW, ME,
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LOTS OF VODKA,LITTLE CLOTHING?
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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I MISSED IT.
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OKAY, I DID.
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BUT I CLOSED ITREALLY QUICKLY.
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UGGGH!PLEASE LET ME DIE.
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WHO CARESTHAT I SAW IT?
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I DO, OKAY?
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YOU'RE YOU.
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IS IT WEIRD TO SAY
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THAT I WISHI WAS THERE THAT NIGHT?
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TO STOP THAT FREAK FROM FILMING YOU?
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NO,IT'S NOT WEIRD.
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IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
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LIKE YOU'RE MY PROTECTOR.
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WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR,RIGHT?
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THERAPIST: SO, CRAIG, TELL US WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH YOU.
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CRAIG:WELL, ELLIE AND I HAVEAN AUDITION TONIGHT
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FOR A WEDDING GIG.
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[APPLAUSE]
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SO I'M GOOD,SO I'M FEELING GOOD.
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I'M HAPPY.
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YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN MEDOWN IN THE DEPTHS,
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SO IT'S GOOD TO BE COMING OUTTHE OTHER SIDE
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FEELING STRONG.
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BUT I GOTTA SAY,I'D BE NOWHERE
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WITHOUT THAT GIRLOVER THERE.
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ELLIE'S JUST BEEN INCREDIBLE.
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THANKS.
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[APPLAUSE]
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THANK YOU.
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JOEY, THAT'S WHATYOU'RE WEARING?
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MY LEISURE SUIT'SAT THE CLEANERS.
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IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
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THERE'S AN INSANELY HOT WOMAN
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WHO'S GOING TO BE OVER HEREIN OH... IN 20 MINUTES.
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I'M AWARE.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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YOU WERE ALL OVERHER YESTERDAY.
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I KNOW.
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AND THEN I FOUND OUTTHAT DIANE IS 23.
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I'M 34, CRAIG. WHAT AM IGONNA DO WITH A 23-YEAR-OLD?
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DO YOU NEED METO DRAW A DIAGRAM?
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[LAUGHS]
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WHAT?AH, COME ON.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH?
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THAT ELLIE GIRLSEEMS KIND OF CUTE.
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SHE'S CUTE.SHE'S A FRIEND.
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SHE'S A FRIENDWHO HAPPENS TO BE A GIRL.
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SHE'S UM...
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SHE'S FRIEND-GIRL,IF YOU WILL.
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JOEY: UH YEAH,
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TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS -
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THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING.
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CRAIG:OKAY, UH...
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THANKS FOR COMING DOWNTO AUDITION US, DIANE.
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[AMP FEEDBACK]
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WE'RE DOWNTOWN SASQUATCH.
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AW!
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[FUNK MUSIC]
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? EVERYBODY
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? GOT A SECRET
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? PARTY PEOPLE
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? GETTING DOWN
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? BUT SOMEBODY
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? LET HER STOP ME
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? 'CAUSE MY FEET DON'TTOUCH THE GROUND ?
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? I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDSOFF OF YOU ?
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? AND THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO ?
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? I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDSOFF OF... ?
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? YOU!
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DIANE:THEY'RE ALMOST TOO COOLFOR MY SISTER.
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JOEY:WELL, I'M JUST HAPPYTHAT YOU WERE ABLE TO REPLACE
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YOUR EX'S BAND.
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[SIGHS]
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I GUESS YOU MUST STILL BEREELING FROM THAT.
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THE BREAKUP,I MEAN.
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UH...I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHO NEEDS 200 POUNDSOF IDIOT
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DROOLING ON THEMALL THE TIME?
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NOPE.DONE. OVER.
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AND YOU CAN GET OVER SOMEONESO QUICKLY?
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ALL 200 POUNDS?
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JUST THE WAY I AM.
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I KNOW WHAT I WANTAND I ACT ON IT.
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT.
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CHEERS.
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OOH, GOTTA GO.
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REHEARSAL DINNER.
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SO NOT LOOKING FORWARDTO THIS WEDDING.
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THERE NOTHING QUITESO DEPRESSING
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AS BEING DATELESSIN A BRIDESMAID'S DRESS.
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THANK YOU.
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WELL, UH...IF YOU NEED A DATE,
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I HAPPEN TO KNOW A NICE,SINGLE GUY
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WHO MATCHES MOST DRESSES.
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WELL, IF YOU HAPPENTO SPEAK TO HIM?
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TELL HIM DIANE WANTS HIMTO BE HER DATE
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AND TO CALL HER TOMORROW.
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OKAY.
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BYE.
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[GIGGLING]
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SPINNER: [ON THE PHONE]DARCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGON SUNDAY?
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YEAH, I KNOWYOU HAVE CHURCH.
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WHAT ABOUT AFTER?
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NOTHING, EH?
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HEY, JIMMY AND I,WE'RE GONNA JET.
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SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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CRAIG:WAIT,
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WE'RE CELEBRATING.
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NO, WE'RE STUDYING.
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YOU'RE CELEBRATING.
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YOUR DRUM LESSON?
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SO GREAT.
264
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I JUST WANTEDTO SAY THANKS.
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I SHOULD THANK YOUFOR SAVING THE BAND,
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AND BACKING ME UPALL THE TIME.
267
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WELL, I'VE HEARD YOU SAYA LOT IN GROUP
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ABOUT NEEDING PEOPLE.
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I THINK WE ALL DOSOMETIMES.
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MANNY!
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HEY, OVER HERE! JOIN US.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYSDON'T WANT ANY PRIVACY?
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WHO NEEDS PRIVACY?
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WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE,RIGHT?
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RIGHT.FRIEND CITY.
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SO... CRAIGS,
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ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SHAREWITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
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I THOUGHT ELLIEWAS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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ELLIE, ELLIE.WHO'S ELLIE?
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OH, YEAH!
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SHE'S THAT CUTE,SMART, FUNNY GIRL.
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THE ONE YOU HAD A DATEWITH LAST NIGHT.
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IT WASN'T A DATE.MONKS DON'T DATE.
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IT WAS FRIENDSHANGING OUT.
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MATTER OF FACT?
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MY OTHER FRIEND, MANNY, JOINED US.
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CUE THE ROMANTICTRAIN WRECK.
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JOEY, HEY,WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, UH...
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I WAS JUST GETTING THESE...UM.... UH...
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BOTH:PROPHYLACTICS?
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JOEY: YEAH.
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YEAH, MARCO,
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THAT'S EXACTLYWHAT I'M DOING.
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BECAUSE, UH, WELL,YOU GOTTA BE SAFE, RIGHT?
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MARCO: SURE.
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JOEY: SO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT, OKAY?
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NO GLOVE - NO LOVE.
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EWWW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU'RE KILLING ME, MAN.
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THIS THING ISWAY TOO HEAVY.[WHISTLES]
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NEED A HAND?
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[SNEEZES]
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OWWWW! MY TOE!
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SORRY.
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I GOT DISTRACTED.
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OH, CRAIG?
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CHECK IT OUT.
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HI GUYS.ELLIE.
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I INVITED MANNY ALONG.
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I THOUGHT WE MIGHT NEEDAN EXTRA HAND.
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ELLIE: YEAH, VERY PRACTICAL ROADIE COSTUME.
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CRAIG:WHY?
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WHY MUST THEY BE SO HOT?
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MARCO:YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO FIND YOUR FRIENDS HOT.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
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I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SHOWED UPLOOKING LIKE THAT.
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WHAT?
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YOU SAID YOU WEREGOING TO BE A MONK.
322
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THE MONK IS TIREDOF THE MONASTERY, OKAY?
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THE MONASTIC LIFEJUST WASN'T FOR HIM.
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AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT TO DO.
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OKAY, IF YOU'RE HERETO DO THINGS,
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YOU SHOULD DO THINGS.
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THERE'S NOTHINGELSE TO DO.
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UNLESS...
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CRAIG LOVESMY TAMBOURINE.
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YEAH.
331
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WE DON'T NEED ANY LOW-RENTPOP TARTS IN OUR BAND.
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WELL, THEY DO SAYTHERE SHOULD BE
333
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AT LEAST ONE ATTRACTIVE GIRLIN EVERY BAND.
334
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OH, YOU'RE NOTCALLING ME UGLY.
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GIRLS, THIS IS JOEY.
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JOEY, THESE ARE MY FRIENDSMIA AND KATHERINE.
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HI.
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DIANE: JOEY HAS HIS OWN BUSINESS.
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YEAH. I'M A SALESREPRESENTATIVE
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FOR PREVIOUSLYLOVED VEHICLES.
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[LAUGHING]
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I'M A USED CAR SALESMAN.
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YOU MIGHT HAVE SEENMY COMMERCIAL:
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"GIVE YOU THE SHIRTOFF MY BACK".
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[LAUGHING]
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NO?
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CRAIG: CHECK ONE, TWO. CHECK.
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[LAUGHING]
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MIA:OH MY GOD,
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YOU SO HAD US GOING THEREFOR A SECOND.
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THE GUY IN THEJEREMIAH MOTORS ADIS SO CHEESEBALL.
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[LAUGHING]
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CRAIG:GOOD EVENING,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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WE'RE DOWNTOWN SASQUATCH!
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LET'S DANCE.
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UH, NO, NO.
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C'MON,IT'LL BE FUN!
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JOEY: YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE ME DANCE.
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? OOUUW!
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[FUNK MUSIC]
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? EVERYBODY
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? GOT A SECRET
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? PARTY PEOPLE
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? GETTING DOWN
365
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? BUT SOMEBODY
366
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? LET HER STOP ME
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? 'CAUSE MY FEETDON'T TOUCH THE GROUND ?
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RELAX.DANCE WITH ME.
369
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:32,435
WHAT?
370
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,851
THESE ARE SOMEOF MY BEST MOVES.
371
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[LAUGHS]
372
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
373
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OH YEAH. OH YEAH.
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THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
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? I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF OF... ?
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? YOU!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,MR. JIMMY BROOKS.
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[PLAYING GUITAR]
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COME ON!
380
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MANNY:I CAN'T! I CAN'T!
381
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CRAIG:COME ON!
382
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YOU ARE A DANCING MACHINE,MR. JEREMIAH,
383
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:23,030
AND YOU'REWEARING ME OUT,
384
00:16:23,063 --> 00:16:26,066
MY DAD'S NAMEIS MR. JEREMIAH.
385
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I'M PARCHED.
386
00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:30,035
WELL, THEN...
387
00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:33,832
WHY DON'T IGET US A DRINK.
388
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:35,419
BE RIGHT BACK.
389
00:16:44,392 --> 00:16:46,877
HI. CAN I GETTWO RED WINES, PLEASE.
390
00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:48,015
NO, WAIT.
391
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WHISKEY SOURSARE HIPPER.
392
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TWO WHISKEY SOURS.
393
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KATHERINE:UNLESS DIANE'SREBOUNDING MAJORLY,
394
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I DON'T SEE ANY EXCUSE.
395
00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:56,435
MIA: NO. I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH A WAY
396
00:16:56,436 --> 00:16:58,093
TO DESCRIBE HIS DANCING?
397
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:01,163
ALL I COULD THINK OFWAS "SPASTIC DONKEY".
398
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:03,477
[LAUGHING]
399
00:17:03,511 --> 00:17:05,583
KATHERINE:OH, WOULD SOMEONE PUTTHAT DONKEY OUT TO PASTURE!
400
00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,375
HE'S TOTALLY ROBBINGTHE CRADLE.
401
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:11,070
MIA:NO, DIANE IS TOTALLYROBBING THE GRAVE!
402
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,593
DIANE, I-I'M NOT FEELING WELL.
403
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,145
IT JUST-IT CAME ON SUDDENLY.
404
00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:21,596
DID YOU CATCHSOMETHING?
405
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,839
THANK YOUFOR THE DANCE.
406
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,017
DOWNTOWN SASQUATCH: ? STEP ON DOWN
407
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:34,054
? MOVE IT ALL AROUND
408
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:36,849
? SHAKE YOUR BODYTO THIS FUNKY SOUND ?
409
00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:40,335
? STEP ON DOWN
410
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:43,233
? MOVE IT ALL AROUND
411
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,546
? SHAKE YOUR BODYTO THIS FUNKY SOUND ?
412
00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:49,135
CRAIG: ? LISTEN TO ME
413
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,309
? IT'S SO GROOVY...
414
00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:53,450
[BAND BEGINS TOFALL OUT OF SYNC]
415
00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:54,553
[AMP AND MIC FEEDBACK]
416
00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:59,351
MANNY:DID YOU JUST THROWA DRUMSTICK AT MY HEAD?
417
00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:01,042
YOU COULD FEEL ITTHROUGH ALL THAT HAIRSPRAY?
418
00:18:01,076 --> 00:18:02,043
AMAZING!
419
00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:10,256
CRAIG:WE APOLOGIZE.
420
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,465
WE'RE EXPERIENCING UH, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
421
00:18:12,499 --> 00:18:14,225
WE'LL BE BACK FOR OUR NEXT SET IN 20.
422
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,951
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
423
00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:19,160
WHAT DO I DO?
424
00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,197
OH WHOA, I'M TOO BUSYENJOYING NOT BEING YOU.
425
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:28,304
CRAIG: ELLIE, WAIT.
426
00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:29,306
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
427
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,479
ELLIE: YOU TELL ME.
428
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,584
YOU'RE THE ONEWHO CALLED HER.
429
00:18:31,619 --> 00:18:33,000
YOU'RE THE ONEWHO SAT THERE
430
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,069
DROOLING OVER HERALL NIGHT
431
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,691
LIKE SOME PERV.
432
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:38,314
AND THIS?
433
00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:40,074
THIS ISN'T ME.
434
00:18:40,108 --> 00:18:42,490
OKAY,I DON'T DRESS UP.
435
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,147
I'M FLATTERED.
436
00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:45,630
DON'T BE.
437
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:46,631
THIS IS FOR THE GIG.
438
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,495
THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
439
00:18:48,564 --> 00:18:50,117
ELLIE...
440
00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:52,463
WE DO GROUP TOGETHER.
441
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,673
YOU'VE SEEN ME DOWNIN THE GUTTER.
442
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,260
LOWER THAN LOW -
443
00:18:56,294 --> 00:18:59,331
LOWER THAN I WANTANYONE ELSE TO SEE ME.
444
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,608
THAT'S WHY YOU'REMY FRIEND,
445
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:03,265
MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND.
446
00:19:03,265 --> 00:19:05,647
I'M SO GLADI CAN BE THERE FOR YOU.
447
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:06,683
ELLIE...
448
00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:09,064
BYE.SEE YOU IN GROUP.
449
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:17,414
HEY, YOU TOOK OFFLAST NIGHT.
450
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:18,693
WHAT HAPPENED?
451
00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:22,247
LET'S JUST SAYTHE DATE ENDED EARLY.
452
00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,248
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
453
00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:25,733
HOW WAS THE GIG?
454
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:26,906
CRAIG:LET'S JUST SAYTHE GIG ENDED EARLY.
455
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,424
[DOORBELL RINGS]
456
00:19:29,322 --> 00:19:31,704
TELL YOU ABOUT ITLATER.
457
00:19:34,878 --> 00:19:36,086
DIANE.
458
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,502
WHAT'RE YOUDOING HERE?
459
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,401
IN YOUR RUSH TO BAILLAST NIGHT,
460
00:19:41,435 --> 00:19:44,749
YOU FORGOTYOUR HIDEOUS FAVOUR.
461
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,300
DON'T LAUGH.
462
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:48,200
I SPENT WEEKSMAKING THOSE NASTY THINGS.
463
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:50,547
THIS IS PRETTY HIDEOUS.
464
00:19:51,236 --> 00:19:54,723
IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS MEON THE DANCE FLOOR.
465
00:19:54,756 --> 00:19:57,828
JOEY, I LIKETHE WAY YOU DANCE.
466
00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:03,591
DIANA, I FEEL THE NEEDTO REMIND YOU
467
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:06,629
THAT I'M A 34-YEAR-OLDSINGLE DAD,
468
00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:08,699
WHO OWNS A USED CAR LOT.
469
00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:11,875
I HAVE A HOUSEI DON'T EVEN OWN-
470
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,257
AND I'M A 23-YEAR-OLDGIRL
471
00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:18,743
WHO'S TIREDOF DATING BOYS.
472
00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:23,160
A GIRL WHO WANTS A CUTE,SWEET, DEPENDABLE GUY,
473
00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:26,163
WHO REALLY MAKESHER LAUGH.
474
00:20:26,231 --> 00:20:30,753
A GIRL WHO ALSO MAKESA KILLER FLORENTINE OMELET.
475
00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:33,133
CAN I COME IN?
476
00:20:45,419 --> 00:20:47,835
AS IF IT WASN'T EMBARRASSINGENOUGH LAST NIGHT,
477
00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:51,492
NOW YOU HAVE TO SEE MEWITH MY JAMMIES ON.
478
00:20:51,493 --> 00:20:54,427
I'M SORRY I RUINEDYOUR GIG.
479
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,497
CRAIG:UH, THE SQUATCHIS CUT OUT FOR WEDDINGS.
480
00:20:57,498 --> 00:20:58,810
FUNERALS, MAYBE.
481
00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,743
DESPITE THE FREAK SHOW,
482
00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:03,331
I HAD FUN.
483
00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:06,472
IT WAS NICE OF YOUTO INVITE ME.
484
00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:09,577
I HAD ULTERIOR MOTIVES.
485
00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:11,717
EVER SINCE THATVIDEO CAME OUT,
486
00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:14,580
THINGS HAVE SUCKEDFOR YOU.
487
00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:16,998
SO I WANTEDTO CHEER YOU UP;
488
00:21:17,032 --> 00:21:19,483
MAKE YOU SMILE AGAIN.
489
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,034
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR,RIGHT?
490
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:26,634
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