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(music)
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(whooping)
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- Alright, c'mon, guys,
hit the spot!
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(beat-heavy music)
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- Whoo! Go, us!
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- Whoopsy daisy.
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- Wow! When everyone
gets a load of that
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at the year-end party,
we're gonna have to force them
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to take a summer vacation!
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- Manny's choreography's more
fun than going to the beach.
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- Hey, as captain of the squad,
I'd like to say
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that I adore you guys
and I wanna thank all of you
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for your spectacular hard work.
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- Well, the school
appreciates it, Paige.
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Thank you so much.
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- For being a big, fat,
useless pile of nothing.
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(laughter)
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- Did you want to say something,
Manny?
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- Gosh, no, Paige.
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It's all you.
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� Whatever it takes �
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� I know I can make it through �
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� Uh huh alright �
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� If I hold out �
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� If I do �
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� I know
I can make it through �
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� Be the best �
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� Be the best I can �
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� And... and I say to you �
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� Whatever it takes �
� I know I can make it �
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� I know I can make it �
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� I know
I can make it through ��
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- If I peed in the foyer,
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Paige would claim
she gave me the water.
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- There wouldn't be much credit.
- If you were my prom date,
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I wouldn't let her take
any credit. Not for me.
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- There really wouldn't be.
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- Shut up, Emma.
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- I've been knocking myself out.
Paige comes to one practice
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in three months
and acts like she owns it.
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- Uh, did you hear the part
where I asked you to the prom?
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- Toby, you're a sweet,
sweet guy, but--
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- But Manny's going with me.
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Sorry, but as the newly-single
head of the dance committee,
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I had to scoop up
the cutest date I could find.
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- How come the gay guys
always win?
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- Ohmygawd, thank you so much!
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- You'll find something chic
to wear?
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- Course! Who's all going?
- Ah... us, Jimmy, Hazel,
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and just so you know?
I think Paige is bringing Matt.
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- Marco is my dream date.
Well, nearly.
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But Paige will eat me alive
if I go with you guys.
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- That's because you did get her
boyfriend fired from teaching.
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And pulled her hair.
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- Well, maybe Hazel
the peacemaker
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could smooth it over
just a teensy bit?
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- We are going shopping tonight,
at Pretty Pretty,
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around seven-ish,
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and shopping
makes Paige emotional.
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- Okay...?
- You could "run into" us,
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act all submissive -
you might get someplace.
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- Um, I don't know,
I think it just felt
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it was time
to get off the sound stages,
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go back into the real world,
shoot real locations,
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real people.
- So when do cameras
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start rolling on "Jay
And Silent Bob Go Canadian, Eh?"
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- You like that title.
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The "eh" makes it.
- I do.
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- We're supposed to start
shooting in a couple of weeks,
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but, sadly, some locations
dropped "oot" on us, as you say.
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Um, so if anyone out there
has a beer factory
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or a hockey rink,
donut shop, strip club,
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or school -
particularly we need a school -
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please call us. Call me.
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- Please join us next week.
I'm Caitlin Ryan.
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That was great, everyone.
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- Thank you.
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That was really fun.
- Thank you.
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Kevin, this is Craig,
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my uh, sort-of stepson.
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- Right on. How are you, sir?
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- Mr. Smith? Hi. Wow. Hi.
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- Mr. Manning. Hi. Wow.
Hi, yourself
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- How did you...?
- Little bird.
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- Craig goes to my old school.
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Maybe you've heard of it?
Degrassi?
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- Well,
it's a great-looking school.
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You should check it
out on Friday,
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because my girlfriend and I
are playing prom.
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- Oh, really? What are you,
a musician or something?
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- A fantastic musician.
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- "Fantastic," the lady says.
That's good enough for me.
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Can I borrow your pen?
- Of course.
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- I'm looking
for a fantastic musician, sir.
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This is my music guy's number.
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You give him a shout,
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tell him I told you to call him.
Give me something high school,
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dude, real high school.
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Not Weezer-approximating-
high-school.
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Can you give me real emo?
- I can give you real emo.
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- Right on, sir.
Excellent meeting you.
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You may have a job.
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How about my number...?
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- The small is still a bit...
squeezy.
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- Better than the extra-small.
Ooh, I love it!
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- Hi.
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Uh, guess I have great taste!
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Strapless make you nervous too?
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- Is that the extra-small?
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- No... No.
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Listen, Paige,
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I was really hoping
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that we could make
things better between us.
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- Take off the dress.
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- Listen, I hate...
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I hate that you hate me.
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Please,
is there anything I can do?
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- Out of the dress
and my airspace.
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- G-g-get behind that keyboard!
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- Could we sit a minute first?
- No sitting. No time.
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- Okay, I told you
my dad got a transfer?
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To BBC World in London?
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- No small bollocks, oy?
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- Well, he got me a summer job,
too. BBC Six!
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They call it "tea girl,"
which I think means "gopher,"
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but--
- You're not going to London.
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- Look, Craig, I know.
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But I promise,
I'll IM you every day
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and send you tons
of obscure Brit-pop.
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- I'm afraid that we're gonna
be too busy...
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doing music
for Kevin Smith's soundtrack.
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- What?
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How? Ohmygawd!
- I-I know.
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We have a meeting
with his music guy.
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How much d'you love me now?
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- I better get
behind that keyboard!
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- See?
Told you you weren't going.
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� Silent Bob... �
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- The only summer job out there
is in the Yukon?
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- I'm broke, Paige.
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I'm, like, selling-my-stuff,
eating-macaroni broke.
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And tree-planting pays and...
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my parents
have cut off my tuition money...
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It's 400 a day.
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Free rent.
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It's just looking
like the only way out.
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I'll be back before you miss me.
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- The whole summer is forever.
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- Hey, I just saw your old boss?
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The mere sight of Meeri
took six years off my life.
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- I'll go get us some drinks.
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- Diet. Squeezy dress...
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- Did I just totally wreck
a moment?
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- He's leaving.
Before the prom.
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And he won't be back
for months.
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- What?
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- I'm so sorry.
But Paige needs a date
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and she's honestly
heartbroken and then I...
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Maybe Toby's still free.
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- Manny? Can you help us
for a sec?
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- Hey, I'll vote for you
for queen?
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A tiara would really suit you.
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- Hair jewellery. Right,
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that'd fix my totally sucky life
for sure.
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- Paige is having trouble
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with the one-kewpie-
two-grapevine-three combo!
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- I'm not having trouble
with it. I just don't like it
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and I don't see why it can't
just be straight grapevine.
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- Because that's boring!
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- Okay, I'm the captain,
I'm not in the mood for sass,
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and I'm changing
the choreography.
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Is that boring?
- I'll show you.
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And I'll take it
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really, really slow, okay?
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- I'm missing the mascot.
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Go get the costume,
I'll take your place.
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- You want me to do what?
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- We're performing in two hours,
Paige.
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We've never caught you.
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- Well, unless Manny, Darcy,
Chantay and you
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all want off the squad?
Manny's the mascot.
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Consider my foot down.
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- Don't throw out Justin!
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- Purging.
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Anything that could possibly
remind me of this year must go.
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- I wish we could purge Paige.
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Anyone deserves to fall off
her high horse, it's her.
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What?
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- Okay,
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what if...?
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- And so I'd like to declare
this school year...
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officially over!
(wild cheering)
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- Check you out - free sodas?
Swanky school.
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- Actually, we call it pop
around these here parts.
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- Pop? See, this is why
I need you around me
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when we're shooting the movie -
so you can translate Canadian.
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Can you do that for me?
The whole time? Please?
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- Oh, stop! Shush!
- To send us toward summer
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with smiles on our faces,
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here's Degrassi's Spirit Squad!
(cheering and applause)
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(upbeat music)
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- Ow! Ow!!!
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Ow, my leg!!
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Ow, ow, my leg!
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Ow!!
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(Paige moaning)
- So...
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that's the gym.
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- Ow! Please, do something!!
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(song playing)
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- We write all our own stuff.
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- So we can adjust it,
if you want.
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- If I want? What I want...
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is Husker Du
meets the Meat Puppets
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with maybe a soup�on
of Van Halen.
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That's what I want.
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- Um, okay...
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Is that what we did?
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- Is that what you did...
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This is a buddy-slash-love
story, okay, man?!
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It's not the place
for whiny girls
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impersonating Kate Bush
with Bon Jovi wannabes!
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- Hey!
- Get out of my office, please.
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Thank you!
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Ahem.
Get Kevin for me, please.
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- I guess we're no beef puppets.
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- I guess we suck.
- Kevin.
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- Don't look so worried.
Paige is fine.
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And so's the dress.
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- Fine! Fine! Fine as in boring.
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Like Mass. In Latin,
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when the holy-hot altar boy
is out with the flu.
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- Kinda looks like something
an altar boy would wear.
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- This one makes me happy.
But Paige...
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- She broke her leg yesterday.
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She's not going
to the semi-formal.
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And this just happens to be
the Manny-est dress ever.
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- You think?
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- After all she put you through,
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I think you deserve it.
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- Cheese buffet opens at ten.
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- Mmm, tempting.
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- We came up with that together.
We share a love of cheese.
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- Yes, we do.
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Anyway, your ballots
for king and queen.
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- I feel terrible!
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Do you feel terrible?
I feel terrible.
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- She'll get over it.
So will we.
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- Her leg was twisted like she
was a Cirque du Soleil chick.
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She isn't!
250
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:36,725
- So we'll... we'll vote for her
for prom queen, okay?
251
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,799
And we'll send the tiara
to her house. See?
252
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:46,614
Now I'm going to ask Toby
to dance, for extra penance.
253
00:12:52,536 --> 00:12:55,336
- Ninth grade:
My date is orange
254
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:58,743
and I'm sporting
a screaming sunburn.
255
00:12:58,817 --> 00:13:00,817
Tenth grade: Our limo driver,
256
00:13:00,889 --> 00:13:03,022
Jim-Boy-Jed the criminal,
257
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:05,695
delivers us in a cop cruiser.
258
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,200
Eleventh grade?
259
00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,204
It gets worse.
260
00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:11,642
Half-whacked on painkillers,
I arrive -
261
00:13:11,714 --> 00:13:14,881
with a date
who doesn't like girls -
262
00:13:14,955 --> 00:13:16,555
on the "special" bus.
263
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,326
Hello, everyone!
264
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,764
Happy prom!
Isn't this...
265
00:13:20,836 --> 00:13:23,203
so perfectly festive?!
- Are you finished?
266
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:24,907
- No.
267
00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:26,746
My armpits hurt!
268
00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:28,416
- More than your armpits
will hurt
269
00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,687
if you don't shut your pie-hole!
270
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,693
I wanted this
to be special for him
271
00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:34,697
and all you can do is whine.
272
00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:37,770
- Uh, if the tantrum's
been thrown...?
273
00:13:37,842 --> 00:13:39,509
- One more thing.
Manny stepped up
274
00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:43,283
and ran the Spirit Squad for you
when you were too self-involved.
275
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,490
All she wanted was a thank-you.
276
00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:48,095
But could you give her that?
Oh, no!
277
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:50,133
- She was horrible to me.
278
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,106
- But can you tell me why you
had to be more horrible back?
279
00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:55,780
Why you always
have to be more horrible?
280
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,729
(ballad playing)
281
00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:14,257
Um, maybe... maybe I can get
a beverage now?
282
00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:16,963
- Maybe you'll, uh,
like the next song too.
283
00:14:17,035 --> 00:14:19,302
- Right. Right, right.
284
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,641
Well... Emma. Emma....
285
00:14:21,713 --> 00:14:23,346
- Hey.
- ... said she would die
286
00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:26,486
if she didn't get her hands
on you.
287
00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,057
- Uh, no, I...
288
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:34,604
- Ohmygawd, Ms. Ryan, if I knew
you were taking me to the prom,
289
00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,844
I would've totally gotten you
a corsage.
290
00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,917
- No, I'm here to help you
check the place out.
291
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:43,258
It doesn't qualify as a date.
- Uh, that's so weird.
292
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:45,532
My prom date
said the exact same thing.
293
00:14:50,983 --> 00:14:54,051
- Ohmygawd,
you're indestructible!
294
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:56,057
I'm really glad you're here,
because--
295
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,163
- What are you wearing?
296
00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:02,571
- Once the ballot's filled out,
it needs to be handed in.
297
00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:05,979
- I. Cannot. Believe--
298
00:15:06,051 --> 00:15:07,818
- Maybe you two
can be the world's
299
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:10,290
first matching prom-queen set.
Huh?
300
00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:12,796
Like socks. Or mittens.
Or bookends.
301
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:14,768
- We're not bookends.
302
00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:16,472
- What I was going to say
303
00:15:16,544 --> 00:15:19,111
was, uh... good luck.
304
00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:21,449
I really hope you win.
305
00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:35,549
� Through the mud and the dirt
All the tears �
306
00:15:35,622 --> 00:15:38,156
� And the hurt
It seared and it burned �
307
00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:40,528
� And I cried �
308
00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:44,304
� Through the mud and the dirt �
309
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,877
� All the tears and the hurt �
310
00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:51,751
� It seared and it burned
and I died �
311
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,861
� There was nothing at all �
312
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:57,401
� No nothing at all �
313
00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:59,708
� There was only
a dream of you �
314
00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:01,412
� Only a dream of you �
315
00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:03,382
� There was nothing at all �
316
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:05,021
� No nothing at all �
317
00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:08,660
� Till your promise
exploded through �
318
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,270
� There was nothing at all �
319
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,075
� No nothing at all �
320
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,782
� There was only
a dream of you �
321
00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:25,601
- Can't wait to see you
centre stage,
322
00:16:25,675 --> 00:16:29,309
Manny Santos.
323
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,616
- Ah, we rocked the place out!
324
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:33,922
- Did you just say "rocked out"?
325
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,829
- Hey, no lip,
or I'll smother you in sweat.
326
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:43,144
- I'm going to miss you so much.
327
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,186
- But...
328
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,556
the show went really great.
329
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,962
- There was a moment up there
330
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:53,768
when I just...
I thought to myself:
331
00:16:53,841 --> 00:16:56,208
I've nothing left to prove.
332
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,581
Now I'm ready to go to England
and try some new things.
333
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,059
- Right.
334
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,181
- You know I've wanted to go
since I was a kid.
335
00:17:13,254 --> 00:17:15,087
- Since you saw Mary Poppins.
I know.
336
00:17:16,929 --> 00:17:19,263
It's great... it's really great.
337
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,708
- Come on, you.
Let's get to the cheese buffet
338
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:26,714
before Heather Sinclair
scarfs all the Havarti.
339
00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:28,285
- Um, I'll meet you there.
340
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:37,305
- Thanks to my charming-but-odd
cheese-loving committee,
341
00:17:37,377 --> 00:17:41,346
to all of you, and of course
to our sponsor, Pantene.
342
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,662
Alright. Alright.
343
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,799
Now, the fateful moment...
344
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,308
Our king:
345
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:55,181
Jimmy Brooks.
(cheering)
346
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,757
And the queen:
Manny Santos.
347
00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:08,245
- Ah! Paige, what are you doing?
- Give me the crown.
348
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:13,591
Well-deserved, Manny.
349
00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:15,163
- Oh!
350
00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:21,410
- Manny!
351
00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:25,620
- You alright?
352
00:18:25,691 --> 00:18:28,659
We're gonna definitely
be shooting here, Ms. Ryan.
353
00:18:28,731 --> 00:18:32,100
Why don't you
go put on... a new gown.
354
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,404
Essentially we walk through here
and kinda just use the hallway.
355
00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:50,511
Hey, I know that kid.
Hey, kid, get off my set!
356
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,384
- Sorry. Are you working here?
357
00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:55,523
- No, we're not - that's okay.
358
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,295
Dude, I never work.
And that thing,
359
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,334
I don't even know
how it operates.
360
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,872
Y'ever seen one of my flicks?
It kinda shows.
361
00:19:01,944 --> 00:19:04,912
- I like the one where the guys
hang outside the 7-Eleven.
362
00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:06,684
- Yeah,
that narrows it down a bit.
363
00:19:06,756 --> 00:19:08,989
Why aren't you inside
prom'in it up?
364
00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:11,162
- Your music guy hated us.
365
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,234
And now Ashley
is going to England.
366
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:16,807
- Ah, what I'm hearing
is girl trouble.
367
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,414
Dude, it always comes down
to girl trouble.
368
00:19:19,486 --> 00:19:21,786
I can feel your pain, sir!
- You've been through this?
369
00:19:21,857 --> 00:19:24,559
- Girl trouble? Dude,
I'm a fat guy from New Jersey.
370
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,566
Yeah, I've had girl trouble.
Even when I write and direct,
371
00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:30,372
I never get the girl.
I always wind up with Jay.
372
00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:31,877
Some cases a monkey.
373
00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:36,118
But you know what I found?
When my heart gets broken,
374
00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:39,927
throw yourself into work, man.
Go home, start writing a song.
375
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,934
Go write a song for a movie.
376
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,141
A movie directed
by a fat Star Wars nerd
377
00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:47,647
who hangs around high schools
during prom,
378
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,819
talks to broken-hearted
musician types.
379
00:19:49,891 --> 00:19:51,991
Dude, what part of this
don't you understand?
380
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:53,963
- Your music guy said I suck.
381
00:19:54,035 --> 00:19:56,001
- Ah, dude,
he's persona non grata.
382
00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:58,039
That dude's got
no credibility whatsoever.
383
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:01,512
The day the Creed broke up,
I found him in the bathroom
384
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:02,951
and he was crying. Crying!
385
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:05,290
Besides, it's my movie,
not his movie.
386
00:20:05,361 --> 00:20:07,127
You're looking at me
all incredulous-like.
387
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,233
Dude, did you not see me
10 minutes ago?
388
00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:11,605
I just flat-out caught
the prom queen.
389
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,844
Know what kind of karmic debt
that is to pay back?
390
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:18,151
I gotta pay it forward, man,
I'm gonna pay you.
391
00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:32,019
- I brought pins.
392
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:35,526
If it were legal,
I'd offer you painkillers too.
393
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,067
- Where do you get off
coming in here?!
394
00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:41,874
How can you even talk to me?!
- Hi, you broke my leg?!
395
00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:45,349
- You made me be the mascot!
- You made me look stupid!
396
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:48,557
- You took credit for my work!
- You got Matt fired!
397
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,398
- You... I don't remember,
but you started it!
398
00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:54,538
- I'll keep going!
You stress me at Spirit Squad,
399
00:20:54,612 --> 00:20:57,413
you make me look
like a full-fat spaz!
400
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,985
- Shut up! You're just jealous.
401
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,762
- Yeah, right.
402
00:21:13,121 --> 00:21:16,189
- Um... don't drink
anything else tonight.
403
00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:18,963
The girls went out
for laxatives.
404
00:21:22,644 --> 00:21:24,544
- Thanks for the tip.
405
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:30,089
Well, at least it's summer now.
406
00:21:30,161 --> 00:21:31,928
- Yeah.
407
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,666
Summer's good.
408
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,375
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