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? YOU'RE BRAVEBUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT

? YOU'RE STRONG BUT YOU CAN'T FEEL IT

? YOU'RE GOODBUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT.

I LOVE IT.

IT SHOWS HOW GLAD I AM WE'REBACK - REDISCOVERING EACH OTHER.

YEAH. YEAH. ME, TOO.

I MEAN LAST YEAR WE WERE JUST -THIS THING BUT,

NOW WE REALLY CONNECT.

LET ME PLAY YOU THE REST.

? I KNOW YOU, THE REAL YOUI KNOW YOU, THE REAL YOU.

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? The best that I can be

? Hear what I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I can see it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

ATTENTION STUDENTS, IF YOU'VE LOST A KEYCHAIN

WITH A PINK WHISTLE ON IT,

PLEASE SEE MRS. SMITH IN THE OFFICE

TO IDENTIFY IT AND PICK IT UP.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?

YEAH, ACTUALLY. MY BOYFRIEND.

TALL, CUTE. YOU MIGHT'VE SEENUS TOGETHER LAST YEAR?

SPEAKING OF LAST YEAR -GRADE EIGHT YEAR BOOK.

GRADE EIGHT -NOT EXACTLY MY BEST.

SOME OF IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.SO WILL YOU SIGN IT?

WE'RE BACK TOGETHER NOW, RIGHT?

BACK TOGETHER. SOUNDS NICE.

SO SIGN IT?

OKAY, DID MY MOM PICK OUTMY CLOTHES?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

I LOOK AWFUL.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, FREAKSHOW.

TRY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.

FREAKSHOW.

BE CAREFUL, JIMMY.

ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE OF YOUTO DATE THE CREEPY CHICKS,

LEAVE THE HOT ONES FOR US.

SHUT UP. I'M SORRY ASH.

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

IF JERKS LIKE HIM KNEW HOWBEAUTIFUL YOU WERE

ON THE INSIDE, THEY'D KEEPTHEIR MOUTHS SHUT.

IT'S THE EVENT OF THE YEAR.

DR. SALLY'S SEX-TALK.

AS IF I COULD FORGETABOUT HER

WITH YOU TALKING ABOUT ITEVERY TWO SECONDS.

FIRST YOU GET THE KNOWLEDGE,THEN YOU GET THE POWER.

THEN YOU GET-

WHAT?

BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANTTO KNOW.

NOW, IN ADDITION TO CONDOMS, WE HAVE THE PILL,

THE DIAPHRAGM AND THE IUD.

GUYS, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.

MAYBE WE'D FEEL A LITTLE MORECOMFORTABLE

IF DR. SALLY WAS HERE.

LIKE I TOLD YOU AT THEBEGINNING OF THE CLASS,

DR. SALLY IS IN CHINA.

WELL, SEND HER A PLANE TICKETOR SOMETHING.

BEING SEXUALLY RESPONSIBLEMEANS BEING PREPARED.

BUT THE BEST FORM OF PROTECTION IS ABSTINENCE.

WHAT'S-WHAT'S 'ABSTINENCE'?

NOT HAVING SEX.

NO SEX, YOU DON'T GET PREGNANTOR CONTRACT AN STD.

HOWEVER, IF YOU DECIDENOT TO ABSTAIN,

MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYSHAVE A CONDOM ON YOU.

UNTIL NEXT TIME WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED

THIS CLASSIC PRESENTATION OF 'TAMING OF THE SHREW.'

SO.

ANY THOUGHTS ON SHAKESPEARE'SCOMIC MASTERPIECE?

GAVIN?

UM, MAYBE ADD A JOKE OR TWO?

YOU DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY?

FUNNY? UH - NO. SORRY.

NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

BECAUSE I'M OFFERING YOU ALLA CHALLENGE -

I'VE PAIRED YOU UP,

AND I WANT YOU TO WORKON ACT TWO, SCENE ONE.

THIS PLAY'S BEEN AROUND FOR OVER FOUR-HUNDRED YEARS,

SO IT MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

WHAT I WANT, GUYS, IS A VERSION THAT RINGS TRUE FOR YOU.

HAVE FUN WITH IT.

ATTENTION STAFF AND STUDENTS-

"GOOD MORROW, KATE;FOR THAT'S YOUR NAME, I HEAR."

HEY I WAS THINKING ABOUTOUR SCENE.

AND YOU WANTED TO SHOOTYOURSELF?

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVETO DO THIS "COMEDY". IT'S SO -

SEXIST? OUTDATED? UNFUNNY?

ALL THREE. SO I WAS THINKING--

WHY DON'T WE SHOW THAT,

AND PLAY IT FOR WHAT'S REALLYGOING ON.

OR NOT...?

NO. TOTALLY.

I'M JUST - SO GLADWE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.

YEAH? KWAN'S GONNA REGRETPAIRING US.

WAS IT JUST ME,

OR WAS HEALTH CLASS MORE THANA LITTLE CONFUSING?

WHY? BECAUSE DR. SALLY LET USDOWN, BECAUSE DR. SALLY DIDN'T-

WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?

I MEAN CONDOMS.THEY'RE CONFUSING.

WELL, THEY'RE PRETTY SIMPLE,TOBES.

YOU JUST OPEN THE PACKAGE,SLIP 'EM ON AND--

I MEAN - YOU KNOW,WHEN DO WE BUY THEM?

NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.

KNOW THE DRILL, PRACTICE.

I MEAN, WE COULD MEET THE WOMANOF OUR DREAMS TOMORROW!

I ALREADY MET MINE.

LOOK.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU WANTTO BE PREPARED.

IT'S WAY TOO EARLY FOR THAT.

WHAT IF PASSION TAKES OVER SOMEDAY?

AND YOU, TOBY ISSACSGET A CHANCE TO GET IT.

DON'T YOU WANT TO BE PREPARED?

I GUESS...?

YES, YOU DO.

SO - DRUGSTORE, AFTER SCHOOL.OUR STUDLY FUTURE CALLS.

THE CONCEPT'S HILARIOUS.

"ASSES ARE MADE TO BEAR,AND SO ARE YOU!"

HEY GUYS.

YOUR BOYFRIEND?HYSTERICAL. CIAO.

SOMEONE'S HAVING FUN.

YEAH. OUR SCENESHOULD BE GOOD.

OF COURSE, NOT AS GOODAS IF I HAD WORKED

WITH MY FAVOURITE PARTNER.

THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?

BURN IT, PLEASE.

AW, BUT YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

SO - DINNER.

JEFF'S MAKING BURGERSAND KRAFT DINNER.

YOU KNOW, MY PARENTSMISSED YOU.

SO DID I.

I'M SO GLADYOU'RE COMING.

J.T., YOU DO NOT NEEDEXTRA-LARGE.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?RIBBED.

FOR HER PLEASURE? NO IDEA.

HM. BETTER FIND OUT.

DID YOU SEE THE UH -PINA COLADA FLAVOUR?

YEAH.

TOO BAD THEYDON'T HAVE BACON.

SO WHAT'D YOU GET?

OH.

THE FORCE IS STRONG WITHIN YOU.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

NO, COME ON.

OKAY, SO CALL ME LATER?OKAY, BYE.

WE JUST WANT TO BE READY,YOU KNOW.

HE-HE DOES. AND-AND ME.TOGETHER. BUT NOT - TOGETHER.

UH - COULD WE HAVE THOSE IN SEPARATE BAGS, PLEASE?

AND UH - MAYBE YOUR PHONENUMBER?

SO DID DR. SALLY COME TODAY?

UH - NO. ARMSTRONG FILLED IN.

DID HE GIVE OUT CONDOMS?

WHAT?

NO, NOT THAT THAT'S ANY OF YOURBUSINESS!

RELAX. I JUST THINK THAT KIDSSHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO CONDOMS.

IT'S AN IMPORTANT ISSUE,EH JIMMY?

SURE IT IS. UH - I'M STARVING.

I DON'T KNOW.

TEACHERS GIVING OUT CONDOMSSUGGESTS

THAT KIDS SHOULD BE HAVING SEX.

WELL, KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE SEX, JEFF -

BUT AT LEAST THEY SHOULDBE PROTECTED.

JIMMY? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'M NOT SURE. YOU ALL HAVEREALLY GOOD POINTS.

OKAY, AND WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

I THINK JEFF'S RIGHT.

HANDING OUT CONDOMSSENDS A MESSAGE. SORRY.

DON'T BE. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION.

I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVETO DRAG IT OUT OF YOU.

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE THE GENIUS WHO TALKED MEINTO BUYING THEM.

THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM NOW.

"FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU,KATE.

AND BRING YOU FROM A WILD KATE, TO A KATE CONFROR- CONFROBAB-"

THAT'S IT, SPINNER -WALK AND TALK.

HA HA HA.

OOH, J.T. THE STUD.

CHECK THIS OUT.

GUYS, THEY'RE NOT MINE.

THEN WHOSE ARE THEY?

THEY MUST BE TOBY'S.THAT'S GROSS.

EW. THAT IS SO CLASSIC.

TOBY? KENDRA? HE'S PLANNING ON-

WITH MY SISTER?

NO, SPINNER - IT'S JUST--

WHEN I FIND ISAACS,HE'S FINISHED.

ATTENTION STAFF AND VISITORS, THERE IS A DARK GREEN MINIVAN-

YOU NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT?

SURE. IT'S FOR JIMMY.

YEAH.

THANKS.

NO PROBLEM. HOPE HE LIKES IT.

JIMMY. FOR YOUR LOCKER.

THANKS.

UM, IT'S SUPPOSED TO REPLACE THAT ONE.

MORE PICTURES OF YOU, THE BETTER.

WHAT?

NOTHING. JUST--

WHAT?

WHICH PICTURE DO YOU LIKEBETTER?

I LIKE THEM BOTH.

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.

ASH--

SPEAK YOUR MIND. I MEAN IT.WHICH DO YOU LIKE MORE?

THE OLD ONE, OKAY?THE OLD ONE.

ATTENTION.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INCREASING AMOUNTS

OF LITTER ARE BEING LEFT IN THE HALLWAY,

PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE AND PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES...

[Bell Rings]

WOULD NICOLE HAMILTON PLEASE REPORT TO THE MAIN OFFICE IMMEDIATELY...

AGAIN - NICOLE HAMILTON.

I'LL BE HONEST. I DON'T GET IT.

THIS IS WHO I'VE BEEN SINCEBEFORE WE MET.

ASH! WOW.

WELL, YOU-YOU ACTUALLY LOOK...ALIVE.

THANKS. I THINK.

I WAS JUST GETTING USEDTO THE WHOLE GOTH THING.

THIS IS SO--

TAMED?

EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS, PLEASE.

SPINNERS LOCKER PAGE? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?

I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

LOOK, IF WE CAN FIGURE OUTHIS SCHEDULE,

MAYBE YOU CAN TRY TO AVOID HIMFOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

AND WHAT ABOUT KENDRA?SHE PROBABLY THINKS I'M SLIME.

YOU'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HER,SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

OR NOT.

DON'T OPEN IT!

TOO LATE.

OH GOOD--

HOW OLD AM I?

UH. TWELVE.

AND WHAT GRADE AM I IN?

SEVEN?

AND YOU THOUGHT I'D HAVE SEXWITH YOU? PERVERT!

I KNOW, I LOVE EXISTENTIALJEANS.

THE FIT IS LIKE, PERFECT.

YEAH, I LOVE THE COMMERCIAL.WHEN THAT HOT GUY SAYS -

"LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUTJEANS."

"EXISTENTIAL!" HAHAHA.

I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE.

DON'T WORRY - WE'LL GET YOUBACK IN THE LOOP.

SPEAKING OF LOOP - WHAT'S WITHTHE STYLE REWIND, ANYWAY?

YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

SURE, BUT THE GOTH LOOK WASSORTA WORKING FOR YOU.

WHY THE CHANGE?

I HAVE TO GO,I HAVE TO MEET CRAIG.

FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU KATEAND--

HEY.

SORRY I'M LATE.

AND YOU ARE--?

LATE. SORRY. CAN WE START?

YEAH. SURE.

"GOOD MORROW, KATE;FOR THAT'S YOUR NAME I HEAR."

WAIT.

WHAT, NOT STRONG ENOUGH?

NO. IT'S JUST-- THE WAYPETRUCHIO WANTS TO CHANGE KATE.

ISN'T IT OUT OF LOVE?

THAT'S WHAT HE CLAIMS. SO?

SO, WE'RE MAKING HIM INTOA VILLAIN. WHAT IF WE'RE WRONG?

ASH, THE GUY'S A SEXIST PIG.AND ABUSIVE.

I KNOW. I READ THE PLAY, BUT--

BUT - NOTHING. EVEN IF HEWASN'T, HE'D STILL BE A JERK.

WHY?

BECAUSE IF HE REALLY LOVED KATE

HE WOULDN'T WANT TO CHANGE HER.HE'D LOVE HER FOR WHO SHE IS.

IT'S JUDGMENT DAY, ISAACS.

GO AHEAD.

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THATTHE REASON I BOUGHT THAT STUFF

WAS 'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE YOURSISTER.

I MEAN, I REALLY LIKE HER,

BUT I WASN'T THINKING OF HAVINGSEX WITH HER -

WE'VE ONLY KISSED. ONE TIME.

IF YOU WEREN'T THINKINGABOUT IT,

WHY'D YOU BUY ALL THAT STUFF?

BECAUSE - IF I WAS GOINGTO HAVE SEX WITH KENDRA,

WHICH I'M NOT - I'D WANTTO TAKE CARE OF HER.

I MEAN, HAVING SEX NEVER EVENOCCURRED TO ME

UNTIL J.T. STARTED TALKINGABOUT BEING PREPARED--

J.T.? SO THIS WAS J.T.'S IDEA.

NO. NO, NO, NO.

HE JUST SUGGESTED THAT I BUYTHAT STUFF,

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,JUST IN CASE--

BREAK A LEG.

YOU, TOO.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH. JUST - A LITTLE NERVOUS.

YOU'LL BE GREAT. AND I'LL BERIGHT THERE, WATCHING.

YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!

"KATE; IN SOOTH YOU SCAPE NOT SO."

"I CHAFE YOU IF I TARRY;LET ME GO."

"NAY, FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU,KATE,

AND BRING YOU FROM A WILD KATETO A KATE CONFORMABLE

AS OTHER HOUSEHOLD KATES.

I MUST AND WILL HAVE KATHERINETO MY WIFE!"

GIMME AN L-O-V-E-! GO LOVE!

SO - THOUGHTS?

IT KEPT MY ATTENTION.

ME, TOO. LOVE THE COSTUMES.

WHY FOOTBALL?

WELL, WE THOUGHTADDING A MODERN TWIST

WOULD MAKE IT FUNNIER.

PETRUCHIO'S A MANLY-MAN.

MAKING HIM A FOOTBALL PLAYERSEEMED PERFECT.

AND HE MAKES KATE INTOTHE PERFECT WIFE FOR HIM -

HIS OWN CHEERLEADER.

GOOD JOB.

OKAY - ASHLEY AND CRAIG?

YOU READY?

YEAH. FOR REAL.

"KATE; IN SOOTH YOU SCAPE NOTSO."

"I CHAFE YOU IF I TARRY;LET ME GO!"

"NAY, THOU MUST BE MARRIEDTO NO MAN BUT ME.

FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU,KATE,

AND BRING YOU FROM A WILD KATETO A KATE CONFORMABLE

AS OTHER HOUSEHOLD KATES.

I MUST AND WILL HAVE KATHERINETO MY WIFE!"

WOW. INTENSE.

UH, YEAH. WE SAW IT A BITDIFFERENTLY.

ASH?

IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMEDYTO US. IT FELT - DARKER.

CAN YOU TELL US WHY YOU FELTTHAT?

IT'S ABOUT BREAKING A PERSON,THEIR SPIRIT.

TAMING THEM AND MAKING THEM INTO SOMEONE

THAT THEY AREN'T...

MAKING THEM INTO A LESSERVERSION OF THEMSELVES.

ISAACS. JUST THE MAN I WASLOOKING FOR.

LIKE HIS NEW LOOK?

OKAY, AND NOW FOR YOUR FEET.

NO, SPINNER PLEASE, PLEASE.

I PROMISE I'LL NEVER BUYCONDOMS AGAIN.

IT IS NOT ABOUT BUYING CONDOMS.IT'S ABOUT KENDRA.

THERE'S ENOUGH PRESSURE OUT THERE ABOUT HAVING SEX.

SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE FROMYOU TWO.

NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...ISSACS, HIT THE LIGHTS-

I GIVE YOU,THE HUMAN GLOW-WORM.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY.

HEY.

I SIGNED IT LIKE YOU ASKED.

"WE CLING TO ONE ANOTHER,THE STORM RAGING AROUND.

MY HEAD SLIPS UNDER THE WATER, YOU CAN'T HEAR ME CRY.

AND SO I LET GO, DRIFT AWAY,LEAVE YOUR COMFORT BEHIND.

AND SAVE US."

"LOVE ALWAYS, ASHLEY."

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