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HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OFHAVING AN ABORTION?

IT'S A WOMAN'S CHOICE.

WHAT ABOUT THE BABY'S CHOICE?

I'M NOT GONNA DEBATE THIS WITHYOU. IT'S MY DECISION, EM.

WHAT ABOUT SNAKE?

OF COURSE, HE'D BE A PART OF IT.

YEAH, LIKE HE'S A PART OF ITRIGHT NOW.

EMMA, YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY?

MAYBE SOMETHING SUPPORTIVE.

IF YOU HAD AN ABORTIONTHE FIRST TIME,

I WOULDN'T BE HERE.

WELL IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES,

AND MADE THIS MISTAKE A SECONDTIME?

EM...NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it though

? If I hold out

? If I do

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? The best that I can be

? Hear what I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I can see it

? I know I can make it through

? I know I can make it through

OKAY, FANCY PROBABLY WON'T BEON FOR AWHILE.

BUT WE'LL HAVE TO STAY AWAKE,OKAY?

YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

I'LL TAKE FIRST SHIFT,YOU TAKE SECOND.

DEAL.

WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?

WE WON'T.

AND EVEN IF WE DO, WHAT'RE WE DOING WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW.INVASION OF PRIVACY?

TOBY, SHE'S A STRIPPER.

PRIVACY ISN'T IN HERVOCABULARY.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.SHE IS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES.

AND SHE'S GETTING PAID.

I JUST WISH WE WERE INSIDE.

I KNOW.

BUT WE'LL STILL BE CLOSER THANEITHER OF US HAVE COME

TO SEEING A REAL LIVE NAKEDWOMAN.

EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME

WHEN YOU WALKED IN ON YOURGRANDMA IN THE SHOWER.

WE BOTH AGREED - THAT NEVERHAPPENED.

RIGHT.

COME ON.

GO, GO, GO, GO.

TIME TO TEST OUTTHE FANCY CAM.

RADITCH!

RADITCH!

AHHHHH!

TURN IT OFF!TURN IT OFF!

SORRY.

WHY IS HE THERE?

IT'S GETTING LATE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE HEADINGTO THE BOWLING ALLEY.

OH, YOU WERE SERIOUSABOUT THE BOWLING ALLEY?

WHAT? BOWLING'S FUN.

ARCHIE, MY MAN.

THIS IS YOUR STAG AND I WANTYOU TO GET INTO IT.

RIGHT, MR. RADITCH.

AND I MEAN - RIGHT NOW.

AND IT'S DAN TONIGHT.

OOH! CHEESE BALLS.

I'M SURE SHEDIDN'T MEAN IT.

SHE SAID,"SAME MISTAKE TWICE."

YEAH, BUT SHE DIDN'THAVE AN ABORTION.

SO?

SO, YOU WERE WANTED.

OKAY, FINE, WHATEVER!

BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.

IT'S ABOUT MY FUTUREHALF-BROTHER... OR SISTER.

AND WHAT ABOUT SNAKE?

EMMA -

I MEAN, HERE WE ARE DEBATINGABORTION

AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOWSHE'S PREGNANT.

WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T TELL HIM?

DO NOT EVEN THINKOF INTERFERING.

DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT THATSTUPID.

GOOD. SO LET'S GET SOME SLEEP.

BECAUSE TOMORROW'S GOING TO BEA LONG AND WONDERFUL DAY.

WOW!

YEAH! YEAH.

[DOOR BELL]

HOLD ON.

GUYS, THE PARTY'S STARTED.

HI.

HEY.

ARE YOU SNAKE?

WHY, YES, I AM.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

COME ON!

GO UPSTAIRS,GO UPSTAIRS NOW.

HI, COME ON IN.

[Clapping]

UH, THAT'S SNAKERIGHT OVER THERE.

JEREMIAH...

IT'S YOUR PARTY MAN, HAVE FUN.

OW! WHOO HOO HOO!

SO, SNAKE.

EMMA DOESN'T HATE YOU.

IF YOU COULDA SEEN THE LOOK INHER EYES.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

YEAH, BUT YOU'VE JUST BEENTHROWN FOR A MAJOR LOOP.

YOU GOT TO CUT YOURSELF SOMESLACK.

I NEED TO TALKTO ARCHIE.

UH, NOT TONIGHT THOUGH,RIGHT?

BACHELOR PARTY -NOT IN A STATE TO HEAR THIS.

HE NEEDS TO KNOW.

AND YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELFTOGETHER. RIGHT?

CALL IN THE MORNING.IT CAN WAIT.

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

AHHHHH!

AHHHH!

AHHHHH!

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?

SEEING A STRIPPER.AND YOU?

OH, SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

COME HERE, COME HERE -BOTH OF YOU.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

GET IN THE HOUSE!

BOTH OF YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHATTIME IT IS?

MR. SIMPSON, WE NEED TO TALK.

YOUR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK.

MY PARENTS? WHAT ABOUT US?

WE MISSED FANCY,HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL?

DO YOU THINK I CARE? BUT I'MSURE YOUR PARENTS WILL.

I WANT YOU TO BOTH STAY THERE,DON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.

I'M TAKING YOU BOTH HOME.

EMMA, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

I DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW TO SAY THIS.

TRY. BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING MEA HEART ATTACK.

OKAY. MOM IS PREGNANT.

AND SHE'S THINKINGOF HAVING AN ABORTION.

YEAH, I'M WORRIED ABOUT ASTRIPPER, AND SHE'S PREGNANT.

SNAKE, PLEASE, JUST LISTEN.

EMMA, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WHY ARE YOU HERETELLING ME THIS?

BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW.

WHY YOU?WHY NOT YOUR MOM?

WHY NOT YOUR MOM?!?

I'M SORRY.

BUT REALLY, WHAT KIND OF FAMILYIS THIS?

YOU WAIT HERE AND JOEY WILL DRIVE YOU HOME.

JUST GREAT.

IT'S MY WEDDING DAY AND THE GROOM HAS DISAPPEARED.

HE'S NOT AT HIS APARTMENT OR AT JOEY'S.

HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS CELL.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU!

BUT NOT YESTERDAY?

NOT LAST NIGHT?

NO, RIGHT. BECAUSE IT WASEMMA WHO WAS LOOKING FOR ME.

WHAT?

HOW DOES INFORMATION TRAVEL IN THIS FAMILY?

OH, RIGHT - EVERY WHICH WAYEXCEPT FROM YOU TO ME.

EMMA.

NO, NOT EMMA! THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ME!

HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL METHAT YOU'RE PREGNANT?!

WE NEED TO TALK.BUT WE ARE NOT DOING IT HERE.

WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THISRIGHT NOW.

NOT HERE!

? EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING,THEY'LL NEVER GIVE UP.

? EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING.

HEY, EM.

THAT'S A DUMB SONG.

IT'S SAVE THE HAIR TIME.

IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,COME ON INSIDE.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE SHIRTOFF MY BACK.

HEY COME ON, I KNOW THINGS LOOK BAD.

BUT WE GOT TO KEEP GOING AS IFTHE WEDDING IS HAPPENING. HERE.

AS IF IT'S HAPPENING?

WHICH MEANS, IT'S NOT?

HEY COME ON,YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

JUST FORGET IT!I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

EMMA, STOP BEING A BABY.

JUST GET READYFOR THE WEDDING.

MANNY, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

DIDN'T I TELL YOUTHE SAME THING, LAST NIGHT.

I DID WHAT I FELTWAS RIGHT.

YESTERDAY YOU FREAKEDBECAUSE I TALKED TO SEAN.

WHAT YOU DID,WAS SO MUCH WORSE.

WELL, GEE, MANNY.

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.WHAT A BEST FRIEND YOU ARE.

GUYS...

HEY, HEY, LADIES, LADIES, TAKE IT EASY.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE.I KNOW IT.

HEY!

DON'T HIT THE CAR.

I JUST FOUND OUTYESTERDAY.

THEN YOU SHOULD'VECOME TO ME.

I KNOW -

TO HEAR IT FROM EMMA...AND AN ABORTION!?

DO YOU REALLY THINKI'D SEND EMMA,

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU?

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKEYOU AND EMMA ARE THE COUPLE,

NOT YOU AND ME.

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT THAT I'LLJUST CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP.

OF COURSE NOT.

BUT IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, THENSOME THINGS HAVE TO BE PRIVATE.

I DON'T LIKE SECRETS,SNAKE.

AND NEITHER DO I.TRUST ME.

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOTHAVING DOUBTS?

ARCHIE...

THIS ALL HAPPENEDPRETTY FAST.

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHERSINCE JUNIOR HIGH.

YEAH. AS FRIENDS.

MAYBE WE'RE SUPPOSEDTO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

MAN, THESE WRESTLER'S TODAY.

OH SEAN, YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.

HI EMMA.

EMMA? GREAT.

SEAN, I'VE RUINEDEVERYTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT?

I INTERFERED AND I RUINEDEVERYTHING.

AND I DON'T EVEN THINK THEWEDDING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

AND EVERYONE'S GOINGTO HATE ME.

EMMA - YOU INTERFERING?

IT'S NOTHING NEW.

DO PEOPLE EVER HATE YOUFOR IT?

MAYBE? BEHIND MY BACK.

NO. NEVER.

SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.IT'LL ALL WORK OUT.

I REALLY,REALLY HOPE SO.

SEAN.

WHAT ABOUT WHAT I DIDTO YOU? IT WAS -

IT SUCKED, ALL RIGHT?

MANNY SHOULD HAVENEVER INVITED ME.

I KNOW. I SHOULD HAVE.

SEAN, IF THE WEDDINGDOES HAPPEN?

THE PARTY STARTS AT THREE.

THANKS.

EMMA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURHAIR?

YOU'RE - YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

SO UM, I TAKE IT THAT WE HAVEA CHANGE OF PLANS TODAY?

WHERE IS THE BRIDE?

YEAH, NO BRIDE,NO GROOM.

NO BRIDE'S MAIDEITHER.

HOW BAD DID YOUR PARENTSBUST YOU?

ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10?

136.

YEAH, I'M GROUNDED TILLDOOMSDAY.

ME TOO.

IF I WASN'T AN USHER,

KATE WOULDN'T HAVE LET ME OUTOF THE HOUSE.

HEY.

OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.

YOU HERE TO STEAL ANOTHER ONEOF OUR BRILLIANT IDEAS, CRAIG?

NO, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU

THAT SOMEONE VERY, FANCY JUSTPULLED UP.

FANCY?

YEAH. FANCY.

MADAME.

YOU'RE HEREFOR THE GROOM?

NO, THE BRIDE.

CHRISTINE DOESMY HAIR.

OH, VERY GOOD.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

OH, THANK YOU.

HE GETS LOSTEASILY.

ALLOW ME.

OH, THANK YOU.

NO, ME.

NO REALLY, ME!

OKAY.

REALLY, OKAY,THAT'S ENOUGH.

I GOT IT.

SPIKE'S JUST LATE, AS USUAL.

YEAH, NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT.

OKAY.

RIGHT?

OH, I JUST HOPE I CAN GET MYMONEY BACK FOR THE SUIT.

HUH!

JOEY!

HEY! ARE THEY HERE YET?

NOT YET.

BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

SORRY ABOUT EARLIER.

SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.

LUCY, IF IT'S HUMANLY POSSIBLE,

COULD YOU PLEASE TRY AND DOSOMETHING ABOUT THIS HAIR?

SURE, COME ON EMMA.

I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTANDHOW IT HAPPENED.

YOU WERE THERE.

I MEAN, YOU'RE ONTHE PILL.

YEAH, WHICH IS98 PERCENT EFFECTIVE.

SO WE'RE JUST INTHE UNLUCKY TWO PERCENT.

GREAT.

SOME COUPLES WOULD THINKOF THIS AS A BLESSING.

TOO BAD YOU'RE AGAINST KIDS.

HEY, I NEVER SAID THAT.

HOW ABOUT YESTERDAY?

YOU SAID YOU HAVE TOO MUCHON YOUR PLATE.

WELL YEAH, I DO. I'VE GOT A LOTGOING ON RIGHT NOW.

I'M MOVING IN, I'M GONNA BE AHUSBAND AND A STEP-DAD

AND I'VE GOT A LOT -

A LOT OF ADJUSTING, I KNOW.

BUT LIFE DOESN'T WAIT FOR YOUTO 'GET ADJUSTED', SNAKE.

IT JUST HAPPENS.

I MEAN, LOOK AT EMMA.

SHE COULDN'T HAVE COME AT A WORSE TIME.

BUT WAS IT A MISTAKE TO HAVEHER?

NO.

I WOULDN'T TRADE HERFOR ANYTHING.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'SA LITTLE ONE GROWING IN THERE.

THERE IS. SHE - OR HEIS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.

SO, WHICH ONE OF US DOESN'TWANT THIS BABY ANYWAYS?

IT IS A BIT LATE.

THEY'LL BE HEREANY SECOND.

WE HAVE ANOTHER WEDDINGCOMING IN HERE IN AN HOUR.

I'M AFRAID IF THEY'RENOT HERE SOON,

WE'RE GOING TO HAVETO RESCHEDULE.

NO, THEY'LL BE HERE.NOT TO WORRY.

EMMA, THEY'LL BE FINE,THEY'LL MAKE IT.

AHHH!

EMMA!

HEY!

HEY MOM, SNAKE.

WE'VE GOT A WEDDING TO GO TO. COME ON.

COME ON, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

HELLO! HEY... SORRY WE'RE LATE, EVERYBODY.

DO YOU, CHRISTINE NELSON, TAKE ARCHIBALD RUPERT SIMPSON

TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDEDHUSBAND?

I DO.

AND DO YOU, ARCHIBALD RUPERT SIMPSON,

TAKE CHRISTINE NELSON TO BEYOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?

I DO.

THEN WITH THE POWER VESTED IN ME,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOUHUSBAND AND WIFE.

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.

[Clapping]

WOO HOO HOO!

YEAH!

WOO HOO!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU.

CONNIE! YOU MADE IT.

OH, OF COURSEI MADE IT.

I WOULDN'T MISS ITFOR THE WORLD.

THIS IS MY HUSBAND,ARCHIE.

ARCHIE, HUH?

HONEY? YOU DON'T LOOK LIKEAN ARCHIE TO ME.

CONGRATS.

HONEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

UH, NO.

WHAT IS IT?

I UM... HOW DO I SAY THIS?

JOEY SORT OF ARRANGED FORA STRIPPER TO COME THE STAG.

AS A MATTER OF FACT - IT WASFANCY. CONNIE.

[Laughing]

YOU'RE NOT MAD?

FANCY CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTSWITH HER BODY.

IT'S HER BUSINESS.

WHAT A RELIEF.

WAIT A SECOND. I'M COOL WITHHOW FANCY MAKES HER LIVING...

I SENSE A 'BUT' COMING.

BUT I'M NOT COOL WITH MYHUSBAND

BEING ONE OF THOSE PATHETICLOSERS WHO GOES TO STRIPPERS.

ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW THE STRIPPER.

GROSS.

POINT TAKEN.NEVER AGAIN.

WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT IF PEOPLE FIND OUT?

WELL, THEY WON'T.IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK...

GIRLS?

NO, NO, NO, DON'T -DON'T YOU -

IT'S TIME TO TOSS THE BOUQUET!

COME ON.WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY GIRL?

LOOKS LIKE I'M THE LUCKY GIRL.

WICKED CATCH.

SORRY.

WHAT?

IT ACTUALLY HAS TO BE CAUGHTBY A GIRL.

BUT I HAD SO MANY PLANS.

EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU MINDPUTTING THAT DOWN FOR ME.

THANK YOU.

DO TELL.

I WILL. BUT YOU HAVETO DANCE WITH ME FIRST.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

SO DEMANDING.

NO, NO.

? IT WAS AN AVERAGE DAY,DULL IN EVERY WAY

? UNTIL - UNTIL THE SUN BROKETHROUGH

? IT WASN'T IN THE SKY, NO.THE LIGHT CAME FROM HER EYES

? SHE TURNED - TURNED THE GREYSKY BLUE

? ON A CLEAR SEPTEMBER MORNING,I SAW HER IN THE RAIN

? TO ME SHE WAS A MOVIE STARTO THE WORLD

? FIRST SHE SEEMED CONFUSED

? I SAW SHE WASN'T SURE MY SMILEWAS MEANT FOR HER

? I SAID I CAN'T HELP NOTICE YOU

? AND WHEN YOU FIND THAT SOMEONESPECIAL

? DON'T LET THEM SLIP AWAY

? SO TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS

? SHE ANSWERED BY SAYING,JUST JANE...

HEY.

HEY.

UH, IT'S A SLOW SONG,AND YOU'RE NOT DANCING?

NO ONE REALLY CAUGHTMY INTEREST.

OH. HOW 'BOUT NOW?

I'D LOVE TO.

? SHE'LL ALWAYS BE JUST JANE.

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