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HEY - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHINGCOOL?

A PROTECTION CHANT.

TERRI, I'M SORTA BUSYRIGHT NOW -

'I CALL UPON MY ANGELIC GUARDIANS.

I CALL UPON MY SPIRIT GUIDES -'

I CALL UPON TERRI TO STOPFREAKING ME OUT.

WHY'D YOU PICK THAT TOPIC FORYOUR PRESENTATION, ANYWAY?

I LOVE THIS MYSTIC ORACLESTUFF.

GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

ANYWAY. I THINK I'VE GOTTHE SONG DOWN. FINALLY.

LISTEN.

? OH, JUST TELL ME HOW I CAN BE ?

? ALL THAT YOU ASK OF ME

? AND STILL FEEL THAT I AM FREE ?

? FREE TO BE WHO I AM

WOW. WE ARE SO GOING TO BETHE STARS OF THE CABARET.

AH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TOPICK UP THE SONG'S PACE A BIT?

THIS IS THE RIGHT PACE.YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

UH...SURE.

I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSEDTO BE A DUO.

YOU COULD SING THIS SONG ONYOUR OWN.

WE ARE A DUO - SING ALONG THISTIME.

? OH, JUST TELL ME HOW I CAN BE ?

? ALL THAT YOU ASK OF ME...

? WHAT EVER IT TAKES

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

? IF I HOLD OUT

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

? BE THE BEST

? THE BEST I CAN BE

? HEAR WHAT I SAY TO YOU

? WHAT EVER IT TAKES

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUTPERFORMING

AT LUNCHTIME CABARET?

THEN YOU NEED TO SIGN UP WITHME BY NOON TODAY.

I'LL DECIDE IF YOUR ACTIS APPROPRIATE.

AND UP TO OUR USUAL STANDARDS.

TER? WE SHOULD TOTALLY HOOK UPFOR THE CABARET.

I'M ALREADY DOING A DUO WITHASH -

"TWO GIRLS AND A KEYBOARD".

HON, THAT SOUNDS LAMER THAN

HEATHER SINCLAIR'S HIGHLANDSWORD DANCE.

I KNOW. BUT THE SONG ASH WROTEMEANS THE WORLD TO HER.

TOO BAD IT'S JUST - BLAH.

THEN YOU NEED ME.

TO JAZZ IT UP, ADD SOME STYLE.

I TRIED TO GET HER TO DO THATALREADY, BUT SHE WON'T.

SHE WON'T? IT'S A DUET,NOT A DICTATORSHIP.

JUST TELL HER YOU WANT APOPPIER SONG. AND A TRIO!

GOOD MORNING INSPIRING SCHOLARS.

IN LIGHT OF MS. KWAN'SCONTINUED ABSENCE

I GOING TO BE YOUR HOMEROOMTEACHER AGAIN TODAY.

[GROANS]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.

THIS CABARET'S GOING TO BETHE BEST ONE.

JUST WAIT TILL THEY HEAR OURSONG.

ASH?

YEAH.

YEAH. CAN'T WAIT...

IT'S A POETIC DANCE ON ANENVIRONMENTAL THEME, SEAN.

YOU'LL LOVE IT.

I DON'T DANCE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DANCE.MANNY AND I WILL DANCE.

I JUST WANT YOU TO BETHE HUNTER.

I DON'T WEAR LEOTARDS.

WE DON'T WEAR LEOTARDS.

JUST BLACK, LIKE PANTHERS.

IN HONOUR OF OUR BASKETBALLTEAM.

AND BECAUSE THEY'RE ENDANGERED.

IN OUR PIECE WE'RE GUNNED DOWNBY A HUNTER.

IT HAS A STRONG MESSAGE.

I DON'T HUNT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SEAN WON'T DO IT.

IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD.

THE AUDIENCE WILL BE ENTERTAINED

AND LEARN SOMETHING IN THE PROCESS.

LEOTARDS AND LEARNING DON'TGO TOGETHER.

LEOTARDS AND LAUGHTER DO.

YOU ARE SO PRIMITIVE.

WHO'RE WE GONNA GET TO BETHE HUNTER?

WE'LL FIND SOMEBODY.

I'LL DO IT.

WHAT?

REALLY? TOBY, YOU'RE THE BEST.

EH, I DO WHAT I CAN...

WE REHEARSE AFTER SCHOOLIN THE GYM.

SEE YOU THERE.

WOW - I THINK IT'S COOLWHEN GUYS GET IN TOUCH

WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE.

'COURSE YOU DO, J.T.LOOK AT YOU.

HA-HA. FUNNY.

THERE ARE MANY 'MYSTIC ORACLES'

BUT TAROT AND OUIJA AREMY FAVOURITE.

NOW - CAN I HAVE A VOLUNTEER?

MADAME TERRI? I'LL DO IT.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASKTHE ORACLE?

OKAY, UH - GREAT MYSTICORACLE...

AM I REALLY A SUPER STUD?

YOU DON'T NEED AN ORACLE TO ANSWER THAT ONE, GAVIN.

ASK ANOTHER - SERIOUS QUESTION,PLEASE.

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF MY FIRSTPET?

'I CALL UPON MY ANGELICGUARDIANS.

I CALL UPON MY SPIRIT GUIDES'

-R-

-O-

-C-

-K-

-Y-

ROCKY. HOW DID YOU KNOW...?

THAT'S COOL!AND, UH, JUST A BIT CREEPY.

THAT WAS QUITE SOMETHING,TERRI,

EXCELLENT USE OF POWER POINT.

YOU'VE EARNED TOP MARKS.

JUST AS WELL - I DON'T WANTTHE MYSTIC ORACLES AGAINST ME.

ASH, YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVEIN THIS STUFF DO YOU?

IN THE REAL STUFF, YEAH.

MY AUNT PREDICTED MY GRANDMA'SSTROKE. BY READING TEA LEAVES.

SO IF YOU HEARD A PREDICTION -ONE THAT AFFECTED YOU,

YOU'D BELIEVE IT?

YEAH I'D BE STUPID NOT TO.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOWTO DANCE.

I DON'T HAVE TO.I'M JUST HUNTING.

YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST TOGET CLOSE TO EMMA.

DUH.

NEWSFLASH TOBY - SHE HASA BOYFRIEND.

WHO REFUSED TO DANCE.SO WHO'S THE HERO NOW?!

SO - I'M A FOOL?

NO. IN TAROT, THE FOOLREPRESENTS FATE.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT IT'SUPSIDE-DOWN.

MEANS YOUR DAY WILL ENDUNEXPECTEDLY. WITH A TWIST.

A TWIST? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSEDTO MEAN?

IT MEANS YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT.

YES, PAGE? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

OH, MYSTIC ORACLE, SHOULD 'TWOGIRLS AND A PIANO' -

BECOME A TRIO?

PAGE. IT'S 'TWO GIRLSAND A KEYBOARD'.

AND NO. WE'RE FINE.

YOU SHOULD ASK.

IF YOU'RE RIGHT THE ORACLE WILLBACK YOU UP.

WOW, THREE OF RODS?

RODS REPRESENTS CREATIVITY -OUR BAND.

AND THE THREE...?

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN.

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN.

THE ORACLE DID SPEAK.

PAGE SHOULD JOIN THE BAND.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT HER TOJOIN.

TER, SHE'LL MAKE IT ALL"SEXY" AND STUPID.

SHE'LL WRECK EVERYTHING.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU TOTALLYBELIEVED IN THE ORACLES.

I DO. BUT MY AUNT WAS ANEXPERT. YOU'RE - AN AMATEUR.

WAS I AN AMATEUR WHEN I FOUNDOUT SPINNERS PETS NAME?

PLEASE. SPINNER TOLD YOU ABOUTHIS CAT ROCKY,

LIKE, A MONTH AGO.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I WAS THERE. REMEMBER?

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'TBUY IT.

SHE SAID I WAS AN AMATEUR.

AND SHE THINKS YOUR STYLE WILLLIKE, CLASH.

ME? CLASH? AS IF.

DON'T TELL ME YOU AGREE WITHHER.

THEN TELL HER YOU DON'T AGREE.

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CANHAPPEN?

PAGE - I KNOW YOU WANT TO BEIN THE BAND -

NO, I KNOW THE BAND NEEDS ME.

BUT 'TWO GIRLS AND A KEYBOARD'

IS GOING TO REMAIN JUST THAT.SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ADDINGA JETE?

SOMETHING LIKE THIS -

OWWWWW!

CAN YOU STAND ON IT AT ALL?

OWWWWW!

IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO SWELL.

WE SHOULD PROVABLY TAKE YOUTO THE NURSE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.HOW AM I GOING TO DANCE?

HOW AM I GOING TO BE A PANTHER?

TER - YOU PREDICTED A TWIST.

AND SHE JUST TWISTED HER ANKLE.

SHE DID. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHEDID.

AND YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT ME.

WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITHTHE ORACLES?

YOU'RE IN, PAGE.

YES, TER? AREN'T YOU HAPPY?

TOTALLY. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVEI PREDICTED THAT. I AM CREEPY.

EVEN I'M AMAZED ATMY BRILLIANCE!

'PAGE MICHALCHUK ANDTHE SEXKITTENS'? PLEASE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT'THREE GIRLS AND A KEYBOARD'?

NICE AND SIMPLE.

NICE AND BORING.

TER. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

'THREE GIRLS AND A KEYBOARD'.

OR 'PAGE MICHALCHUKAND THE SEXKITTENS'?

THEY'RE BOTH... INTERESTING.

TER. YOU DON'T LIKE 'THREEGIRLS AND A KEYBOARD'. DO YOU?

I THINK WE SHOULD JUST FOCUSON GETTING THE SONG DOWN.

THE NAME WILL COME LATER.

FINE. - HERE'S OUR SONG ON CD.

LEARN IT. AND MEET US ATTHE WALL AT 4, TO PRACTICE.

ALRIGHT, SETTLE EVERYONE.

LET'S CONTINUE WITH OURDISCUSSION FROM LAST CLASS.

WE TALKED ABOUT SENTENCE AND PARAGRAPH STRUCTURES -

USING SHORT, EMPHATIC SENTENCES, SHAPING THE CLAUSES,

HOLDING KEY THOUGHTS UNTIL THE VERY END

OF YOUR SENTENCE STRUCTURE...

ALL WE'D HAVE TO DO IS ADJUSTSOME OF THE DANCING

TONE IT DOWN. MANNY CAN BETHE HUNTER -

I DON'T KNOW, EM.I'M NOT EXACTLY THE BEST DANCER.

I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.REALLY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ITPERFORMED.

PLAYING THE HUNTER IS ONETHING, BUT DANCING -

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEENAT EVERY REHEARSAL.

YOU KNOW THE PART.

OF THE HUNTER.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE TWOHUNTERS, AND ONE PANTHER?

JUST FORGET IT.

I'LL GO TELL LIBERTY WE'RENOT GOING ON.

FINE. I'LL DO IT.

BUT I'M NOT WEARING LEOTARDS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.TOBY THANK YOU. I MEAN IT.

OKAY, READY?

VOILA!

WOW. THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE LOOK,FOR YOU.

AND YOU.

I DON'T THINK SO. I'D LOOK LIKEA SAUSAGE.

SILLY - YOU'LL LOOK GREAT.

WE'RE SO GOING TO GET A RECORDDEAL!

ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU HEAR MYIDEAS FOR THE SONG -

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO IT YET?

YEAH.

AND...?

WELL IT HAS PROMISE. BUT RIGHTNOW?

SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF COWSDYING.

PAGE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

OUR NEW LOOK. YOU LIKE?

I DON'T. YOU WANT US TO LOOKLIKE PROSTITUTES?

FINE. I'LL GET US SOME NUNCOSTUMES.

VERY FUNNY, PAGE.

SHE'S HOLDING US BACK...

I'VE TRIED, PAGE -

AND FAILED. LISTEN - I HAVESOME IDEAS FOR THE SONG.

BUT ASHLEY IS GONNA HATE THEM.

WE NEED THE MYSTIC ORACLESTO CONVINCE HER.

AFTER MANNY? I'M NOT MESSINGWITH THE ORACLES AGAIN. BUT...

BUT WHAT?

WHAT IF YOU AND I JUST TRIEDYOUR IDEAS?

MADE A NEW VERSION OFTHE SONG.

MAYBE ASH WOULD LIKE IT.

THAT'S A BIG MAYBE. HUGE. BUT -OKAY.

AND I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHOCAN HELP US.

I JUST HAVE TO CHANGE.

MR. SIMPSON?THIS SYNTHESIZER.

YOU TALKED ABOUT IT IN CLASSONCE, DIDN'T YOU?

RIGHT.

WELL - WE WEREN'T REALLY PAYINGATTENTION.

BUT WE WISH WE WERE.

BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS SONG HERE.

AND WE'D LIKE TO DO ANOTHERVERSION OF IT.

WELL YOU CAME TO THE RIGHTPLACE.

THIS SETUP HERE IS AMAZING.

WISH I HAD IT BACK WHEN I WASIN A BAND.

STOP. REWIND. MR. SIMPSON -YOU WERE IN A BAND?

THE ZIT REMEDY.

WE EVEN HAD A VIDEO.

YOU EVER HEARD OF US?

? EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING...

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW THIS WORKS.OKAY?

TOBY - THAT'S YOUR CUE.

OH, SORRY.

OUCH!

J.T., STOP THE MUSIC.

TOBY- YOU KEEP LEANING IN THE WRONG WAY.

GREAT. UHM, SORRY.

YOU WANNA TRY AGAIN?

NO. I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGHHEAD INJURIES FOR TODAY.

OKAY...

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT AT HOME

IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR ORSOMETHING.

SURE.

OH, MAN - HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

J.T. SHUT UP, NOW.

THAT'S PERFECT, MR. SIMPSON.IT'S SO DANCEABLE.

YOU ALL READY FOR THIS?

OH WOW.

WHAT IS THAT?

? OH JUST TELL ME HOW I CAN BE

? ALL THAT YOU ASK OF ME

? AND STILL FEEL --

I GUESS I MISSED THE REHEARSAL.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.YOU GUYS RE-DID MY SONG.

ASHLEY- IT'S JUST AN ALTERNATETAKE.

BOTH VERSIONS ARE STILL ON THECOMPUTER.

SO THERE'S NO PROBLEM.

WE WEREN'T TRYING TO RUINYOUR SONG.

WE JUST TOOK IT TO ANOTHERLEVEL, YOU KNOW.

NO PAGE, I DON'T KNOW.

FIRST THE NAME. THENTHE CLOTHES. NOW MY MUSIC?

FORGET IT.

WELL, I SAY WE GO WITH OURVERSION. RIGHT, TERRI?

TER, THERE'S NO ARGUMENT.

YOU KNOW THE SONG WAS BETTERBEFORE.

I - I DON'T KNOW.

YOU SHOULD LET THE ORACLEDECIDE.

WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THAT.

AFTER ALL, TERRI IS IN TOUCHWITH THE OTHER SIDE.

...OKAY. WE'LL CONSULTTHE ORACLE.

MYSTIC ORACLE? WHICH VERSIONSHOULD WE GO WITH?

HIGH PRIESTESS. IT MEANS -

GO WITH THE NEW.

SORRY, ASH. THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN.

LUNCHTIME CABARET WILL BE COMMENCING SHORTLY.

THOSE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING

SHOULD MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE GYM.

AND STILL FELL THAT I'M FREE

FREE TO BE WHO I AM.

DID SOMEONE MISSTHE ANNOUNCEMENT?

WE'RE GOING ON IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES, ASH.

I DID SOME INTERNET RESEARCHON YOUR LAST READING.

'HIGH PRIESTESS' MEANS STAYWITH THE OLD.

YOU SAID GO WITH THE NEW.YOU LIED, TER. WHY?

BECAUSE YOU HATE ALLOF MY SUGGESTIONS.

THAT IS SO NOT TRUE -

IT IS. I DON'T GET A SAY.IN ANYTHING.

IT'S NOT FAIR!

WELCOME TO LUNCHTIME CABARET.

I EXPECT YOU WILL HANDLEYOURSELVES APPROPRIATELY.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,PLEASE WELCOME OUR FIRST ACT.

A DANCE PIECE ENTITLED'ENDANGERED'.

OW. TOBY -!

SORRY.

OH, MAN. THIS IS TOO EASY.

WHAT IS THIS?

[Laughing]

HEY. SHUT UP. LET THEM DANCE.

EMMA - WE'RE NOT DONE.

GUYS, WE'RE GOING ON IN LIKETWO SECONDS.

LOOK. THE ORACLE SAID GO WITH'THE OLD'.

YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH OUT.

WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAPPENIF YOU DEFY THEM.

GUYS. YOU'RE ON.

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE ORACLESAYS.

WE'RE USING THE NEW VERSION.

FINE. THEN YOU CAN USE THE NEWGROUP. THE ONE WITHOUT ME...

FINE. TERRI C'MON.

DID YOU GUYS SETTLE ON A NAME?FINALLY?

JUST CALL US 'PAGE AND TERRI'.

DEGRASSI'S OWN -'PAGE AND TERRI'.

? OH, JUST TELL ME HOW I CAN BE ?

? ALL THAT YOU ASK OF ME

? AND STILL FEEL THAT I AM FREE ?

? FREE TO BE WHO I AM

? OH, JUST TELL ME HOW I CAN BE ?

? ALL THAT YOU ASK OF ME

? AND STILL FEEL THAT I AM FREE ?

? FREE TO BE WHO I AM

? YEAH! YEAH!

? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

[APPLAUSE]

THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?

NO. BUT MY PANTHER-DANCING DAYSARE OVER.

UNLESS A CERTAIN SOMEONE ASKSYOU AGAIN, RIGHT...?

HEY, TOBY. YOU WERE GREAT OUTTHERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YEAH, SO DO YOU WANNA GOAND MAYBE...

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

SEAN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.

THE WAY YOU JUST STOOD UP LIKETHAT.

TOLD EVERYONE OFF. IT WASSO BRAVE.

OKAY, WE WERE AWESOME!

I COULD TOTALLY DO THIS FORA LIVING.

SO...?

YOU GUYS WERE GREAT.

REALLY?

I ADMIT IT. YOUR VERSIONTOTALLY ROCKED.

AND THE AUDIENCE LOVED IT.

I THINK YOU SHOULD JOINTHE WITH THE GROUP AGAIN.

OKAY. BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST -WHAT ABOUT THE NAME?

WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS PAGEMICHALCHUK AND THE SEXKITTENS -

NO!

HELLO? LET ME FINISH.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE INITIALS:P-M-S.

PMS?!

WHAT? IT'S EDGY, COOL.

AND GROSS.

LET'S JUST STICK WITH"THREE GIRLS AND A KEYBOARD"

NO WAY!

TER - IT'S ONE-TO-ONE.

YOUR VOTE BREAKS THE TIE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSULTTHE ORACLE?

THE ORACLE AND I ARE NO LONGERON SPEAKING TERMS.

BUT, I SORTA LIKE PMS.

FINE.

THEN - WE ARE PMS!

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