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HEY.

YOU KNOW, THE THINGABOUT TURNING 14-

IT'S LIKE - I'M A MAN NOW.

OH YEAH? IN WHAT COUNTRY?

SO, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTSTAKING YOU THIS YEAR JIMMY?

ACTUALLY? MY MOM'S COOKING.

NOW, IS THIS FOR REAL COOKING

OR 'LET'S ORDERA PIZZA' COOKING?

FOR REAL COOKING. LOBSTER. FOR YOU, ME AND DAD.

YOU MEAN, WE'RE ACTUALLY GOINGTO HAVE DINNER

WITH YOUR PARENTS? AT YOUR HOUSE?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

LOBSTER'S NO BIG DEAL. YOU JUST THROW 'EM IN A POT.

AND THEN THEY DIE. SLOWLY SCREAMING.

THANKS FOR SHARING.

CATCH YOU LATER?

WHAT? YOU HATE LOBSTER?YOU HATE HIS PARENTS?

I DON'T HATE ANYBODY.

AT LEAST IT'S NOT AT MY HOUSE.

HE'S HAD DINNER WITH USEIGHT DAYS IN A ROW.

I KNOW. POOR ME.

MY BOYFRIEND AND MY PARENTSACTUALLY GET ALONG.

YES. THAT MUST REALLY SUCK.

IT'S JUST - I ALREADY HAVEA PSEUDO-BROTHER.

I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE.

? WHAT EVER IT TAKES

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

? IF I HOLD OUT

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

? BE THE BEST

? THE BEST I CAN BE

? HEAR WHAT I SAY TO YOU

? WHAT EVER IT TAKES

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

WHEN YOU SEE YOUR MAN, DO YOU FEEL -A] INDIFFERENT

B] NAUSEOUS

C] RELIEVED,

OR D] THE EARTH MOVE?

UH - C. RELIEVED.

HE'S A GUY. NOT AN EARTHQUAKE.

WHAT, HE DOESN'T VIBRATEON YOUR RICHTER SCALE?

WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO GROSS?

JIMMY, COME ON.

WE'RE KIND OF -IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.

GO PLAY FOOTBALL.

YOU DON'T WANT TO HEARTHIS STUFF. IT'S STUPID.

HEY, JIMMY. YOU COMING OR WHAT?

AND PASS UP A CHANCE TO HEARMY GIRL'S INNER THOUGHTS?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

SO. YOU WANNA HANG OUTWITH MR. RIGHT TONIGHT?

TONIGHT? I UH - CAN'T. TERRI'S COMING OVER.

GIRLS' NIGHT.

WE TALKED ABOUT IT YESTERDAY?REMEMBER?

GIRLS' NIGHT, HUH. THAT'S COOL.

I FOUND THE COOLEST SITEYESTERDAY.

IT SHOWS HOW THE POSITIONOF THE STARS

AFFECTS YOUR PERSONALITY...

YEAH. THAT'S CALLED ASTROLOGY.

COOL! I'M A LEO -WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT ME?

MANNY. HOW MANY MOONSON JUPITER?

I DON'T KNOW. A LOT.

NOW, READ MINE -

13, AND WHICH PLANETSHAVE RINGS?

I NEED BIRTHDATE,AND YOUR PLACE OF BIRTH.

WELL, I WAS BORN IN MANILA -

HELLO, THE TEST'S ON ASTRONOMY,NOT ASTROLOGY.

OKAY...NOW I NEEDYOUR BIRTHDAY?

DOESN'T ANYONE CARE THAT WEHAVE A SCIENCE QUIZ IN -

OH, FIFTEEN MINUTES?

AUGUST FIFTEENTH, 1989.

BLAH BLAH BLAH. I CAN'T EVEN THINK!

ARE YOU COMING?

I SAW THAT!

[Bell Rings]

I FAILED. I TOTALLY FAILED.

EM, YOU STUDIED ALL LAST NIGHT!

YEAH, BUT I WAS COUNTINGON HAVING THIS MORNING.

TO REFRESH.

WOW. MAYBE YOU'RE A WORKAHOLIC.

I AM NOT A WORKAHOLIC.

SOME OF US WANT TO MAKE ITTO UNIVERSITY.

I WANT A CAREER IN SOMETHINGOTHER THAN HOROSCOPES!

I AM SO BEHIND IN KWAN'S CLASS.

I SHOULD SPENDA NIGHT CATCHING UP.

YEAH, ME TOO, TER -

BUT NOT TONIGHT.

TONIGHT IS ALL ABOUT HAVING --

LEAVE IT ALONE FOR A BIT,DON'T SUFFOCATE IT.

IT'LL COME TO YOU.

HEY.

HEY.

JUST - PRETENDI'M NOT EVEN HERE.

SO MUCH FOR GIRLS NIGHT.

PRETEND HE'S NOT HERE?HE IS HERE.

HI, GIRLS.

HI MOM.

OH TERRI, I ALMOST FORGOT -YOU'RE STAYING FOR DINNER.

WE HAVE ENOUGH. DON'T WE?

YEAH, EVEN THOUGHJIMMY EATS LIKE A HORSE.

MOM -

IT'S OKAY, WE HAVE ENOUGH.

JIMMY'S NOT STAYING FOR DINNER!

UH- I'M GONNA GO-YOU KNOW.

OKAY... WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING. I'M JUST -

I'M SICK OF HIM EATING HERE,EVERY NIGHT.

WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO INVITE HIM.

BUT, I JUST - I FEEL BADFOR THE KID.

HE'S ALWAYS ALONE.

I WONDER ABOUTTHE PARENTS SOMETIMES -

HEY KATE, CAN JIMMY STAYFOR DINNER?

YOU SAID WE HAD ENOUGH FOOD.

WELL UM...

JUST NEVER MIND.JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

IT'S FINE.

LAURA. PLEASE.

WE'RE BORN ALONE, WE DIE ALONE.

LET'S NOT LIVE OUR LIVES ALONE.

JACK. OUR LOVE CAN'TSAVE US NOW!

IT'S TOO LATE.

LOVE IS EVERYTHING, AND WE'VE GOT IT.

WE'VE GOT IT RIGHT IN OUR HANDS.

EMMA? MIND TAKING OUTTHE GARBAGE.

HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

EM, THOSE SHOWS ARE DESIGNEDTO UPSET PEOPLE.

IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE SO SMALLAND THE UNIVERSE IS SO MASSIVE.

WE'RE JUST LITTLE SPECKS.

FLOATING...ALONE.

UH-OH. SOLAR SYSTEM ANXIETY?

I REMEMBER IT WELL.

BIG HUGE UNIVERSE,TINY LITTLE ME,

WHAT'S THE POINT.

YOU CAN'T BEAT IT.

BUT YOU CAN SHOP.

I DID WELL THIS WEEK.

LET'S GO SPEND MY TIPS. IT'S CALLED RETAIL THERAPY.

I LIKE RETAIL THERAPY. AND I LOVE MY NEW SWEATER.

IT'LL GO WITH EVERYTHING.

MY LITTLE BLUE SKIRT,MY BLUE CHINOS, MY JEANS...

OOOH. I'D LIKE A LICK OF THAT.

EXCUSE ME?

I'D LIKE A LICK OF YOUR CONE.

SUE ME.

I PROBABLY COULD.

BECAUSE I DON'T THINKTHAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT.

MOM...

GUESS WHAT. YOU DON'T TALKTO WOMEN LIKE THAT.

ESPECIALLY - YOUNG WOMEN.

IT'S A JOKE. I WAS JUST KIDDING.

MY DAUGHTER AND I CAME HERETO SHOP.

NOT TO BE HARASSED BY SOME PIG,MASQUERADING AS A COMEDIAN.

WHEN YOU TALK TO WOMENLIKE THAT?

IT'S SCARY.

IT MAKES US FEEL BAD.DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

MOM, CAN WE GO NOW? I'M MILDLY DYING.

SEE? THIS IS THE PROBLEM.

YOU'RE EMBARRASSED BECAUSEOF WHAT HE SAID.

IT'S SO WRONG!

SERIOUSLY. EMMA.

DON'T EVER LET SOME GUY MAKEYOU FEEL BAD.

JUST FOR BEING FEMALE. OKAY? PROMISE?

SEE YOU TOMORROW?

TOBY, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK JIMMYFOR DINNER

EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. OKAY?

HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.

YEAH, AND HE'S DRIVING MECRAZY!

HE'S TOTALLY SWEET.

HE'S TOTALLY HERE. ALL THE TIME.

IT'S SUFFOCATING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

AT THIS POINT? I'M JUST ABOUTREADY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

SEE? IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING!

WOW. SEXY SHIRT.

EM, DON'T GET MAD...

PLEASE. IT'S NOT LIKE J.T.'SEXACTLY MR. FASHION FORWARD.

MR. FASHION WHO?

J.T., I'LL SEE YOU IN HOMEROOM.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY!

HEY, TOBES.

DID YOU MASTER THAT MOVEI TAUGHT YOU?

UH - ALMOST.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANKS. WE CAN WORK ON IT LATER.

UH - RIGHT. LATER.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING -ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.

YOU KNOW - ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MASTER

A REALLY COMPLICATED MOVE,

LEAVE IT ALONE FOR A WHILE,

COME BACK TO IT LATER?

YEAH...

YOU KNOW - GIVE IT A REST.DON'T SUFFOCATE IT.

KINDA LIKE - WITH GIRLS.

TOBES. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

NOTHING. NOTHING. IT'S JUST -INTERESTINGLY - SIMILAR.

THAT'S ALL. NO BIGGIE...

WHAT DID ASHLEY SAY?

COME ON. YOU'RE MY FRIEND!

WHAT? IS SHE'S FEELINGSUFFOCATED?

LIKE WE'RE TOGETHER TOO MUCH?

SHE DOESN'T WANTTO BREAK UP DOES SHE?

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVESAID ANYTHING.

J.T. - JIMMY'S LIKE TOBY'SOLDER BROTHER.

HE HAD TO TELL HIM.

YEAH, BUT ASHLEY ISHIS OLDER SISTER.

SORTA.

MAYBE SHE WAS JUST HAVINGA BAD DAY.

MORE LIKE A BAD DECADE.

AND BEFORE THIS DECADE GETSANY WORSE, C'MON...

HEY EMMA.

SEAN. WHAT'S UP?

NOTHING.

LISTEN, I CAME TO APOLOGIZE

ABOUT THAT WHOLE ASTROLOGY THING.

NO, IT'S MY FAULT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE ACTEDLIKE THAT.

MAYBE YOU COULD DO MY HOROSCOPE ON THE COMPUTER?

IT COULD BE KINDA FUN, AND WE HAVE TIME BEFORE CLASS...

YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

DID YOU SIT IN SOMETHING?

WHAT? NO-

YOU COMING?

WHAT DO I DO?!

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS - HASN'T HAPPENEDTO ME YET.

UH...NO.

I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TIMEFOR THE HOROSCOPES.

SO - YOU SHOULD GO. TO CLASS. NOW.

OKAY, DON'T PANIC.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE.

WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.

I CAN'T BREAK UPWITH HIM TONIGHT.

WHY NOT?

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY?

JIMMY, HEY. WE WERE JUST -

YEAH. YOU DON'T HAVETO COME TONIGHT.

WHAT? JIMMY,IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

OF COURSE I'M COMING.

I'M JUST SAYING.

WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.

CELEBRATE WHAT EXACTLY?

BECOMING A WOMAN.

EM! YOU CAN GET PREGNANT NOW!

OH. GREAT.

CAN WE CELEBRATE BY FINDING MEA WASHROOM?

YESTERDAY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WORKAHOLIC.

BUT IT WAS JUST PMS!

MANNY, I CAN'T GO TO CLASSLIKE THIS.

EM, WE HAVEA BOOK REPORT TO DO.

DO YOU HAVE A JACKET? YOU COULDTIE IT AROUND YOUR WAIST.

I DON'T HAVE A JACKET.IT'S LIKE SUMMER OUTSIDE.

I KNOW! YOUR GYM SHORTS!

I BROUGHT THEM HOME TO WASH.

ME TOO.

I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.

MANNY, DON'T LEAVE ME -

HEY TOBES. WAIT UP.

CAN YOU REMIND MOM THAT I'M ATJIMMY'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

WHY ARE YOU EVEN GOING?

I MEAN, IF YOU'RE JUSTGOING TO DUMP HIM.

REALLY NICE, TOBY.

LISTENING IN ONMY PRIVATE CONVERSATION?!

YOU WERE THREE FEET AWAY!

ASH. JIMMY'S AMAZING.

HE'S NICE TO YOU,HE'S NICE TO ME -

HE'S ALWAYS AROUND! HE'S ALWAYSTHERE, IN MY FACE.

YOU'RE BEING JUST LIKEOUR PARENTS!

ONE HINT OF TROUBLE,AND THEY WALK.

TOBY. MY DAD'S GAY. IT'S NOTEXACTLY ONE HINT OF TROUBLE.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!

YOU DON'T BRING PEOPLEINTO YOUR LIFE,

JUST TO THROW THEM AWAY.

MANNY, WHAT TOOK YOU SO -

WOW. LITTLE MISS SAVE-THE-WORLDIS SKIPPING A CLASS.

YOU'RE NOT PROTESTINGSOMETHING, ARE YOU?

UH-OH. YOUR FRIEND CAMETO VISIT.

HON. YOU DON'T WEARLIGHT COLOURS

WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PERIOD.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

IT'S MY FIRST TIME! OKAY.SO, JUST - LEAVE ME ALONE!

I'VE GOT A PAD. IF YOU NEED IT.

I MEAN, YOU COULD GET ONEFROM THE OFFICE,

BUT THAT'S KIND OF A DRAG.

EW. IMAGINE?

"MR. RADITCH,CAN I HAVE A MAXI-PAD?"

MINI. BUT YEAH -TOTALLY GROSS.

IT'S GOT WINGS...

MAN. I AM SO NOT READYFOR THIS.

HEY, YOU'LL GET BOOBS NOW.

OH, LIKE I WANT BOOBS?

YOU MIGHT AT SOME POINT.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GREAT.

BUT - I MEAN,I LIKE BEING A KID.

YOU'RE STILL A KID. JUST WITH A MINI-PAD.

BIG DEAL.

SO, I'M NOT GOING TO TURN INTO-

ME?

HONEY. YOU WISH.

EMMA?

WHAT? IT'S THE GIRLS WASHROOM.SUE ME.

AND SO IN THE ENDEVERYONE DIED,

AND EVERYONE WAS REALLY SAD.

REALLY, REALLY SAD.

AND THAT'S OUR BOOK REPORT ON PONTY POOLE CHANGES EVERYTHING.

THANK YOU.

IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HEARYOUR INTERPRETATION

ON THE BOOK, BOYS,INSTEAD OF A PLOT SYNOPSIS,

BUT...

SORRY MS. KWAN. WE HAD A BIT OF A -

EMERGENCY.

REALLY? WELL, YOU CAN GIVE ME DETAILS AFTER CLASS. BUT NOW -

BOOK REPORT, PLEASE.

OKAY. OUR BOOK WAS:"I HEARD THE OWL CALL MY - "

GYM SHORTS?

YO, YO - PUFF EMMA'SIN DA HOUSE!

THIS BOOK'S A BIT -

TOO BIG FOR YOU?

METAPHORICAL.

GUYS! PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER!

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

EMMA, IT'S OKAY, WE CAN JUST -

AW. DID EMMIE PEE HER PANTS?

NO. I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. FOR THE FIRST TIME.

MENSTRUATION? YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF IT.

HAPPENS TO, OH, FIFTY PERCENTOF THE POPULATION?

PERFECTLY NATURAL.NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

RIGHT, MS. KWAN?

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, EMMA.

NOW. MAY WE CONTINUE?

OUR BOOK WAS: I HEARD THE OWL CALL MY NAME.

IT'S A BIT METAPHORICAL.

BECAUSE IT RELATES-

IT RELATES THE LIFE OF A YOUNG PRIEST-

WHO DIDN'T LIKE OWLS VERY MUCH.

WELL - WHAT DID YOU ASK FOR?

I TOLD MY DAD I WANTEDA SNOWBOARD.

HE PROBABLY DIDN'TEVEN HEAR ME.

MOM? DAD, I'M HOME...

THEY'RE NOT LIKEYOUR FAMILY. OKAY?

TEN BUCKS, SHE'S PICKING UPCHINESE.

SHE LEFT ME A MESSAGE.

IT'S COOL. I LOVE CHINESE.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

MOM JUST CALLED TO TELL ME

THAT HER AND DADARE WORKING LATE AGAIN.

SHE SAID I SHOULD ORDER MYSELFA PIZZA.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE HAVE YOURBIRTHDAY AT MY HOUSE THEN.

MY MOM'S MAKING WINGS -

ASH - FORGET IT.

LOOK. CAN WE JUST BREAK UPAND GET THIS OVER WITH?

- WHAT?

YOU FEEL SUFFOCATED, RIGHT?TOBY TOLD ME.

DON'T LISTEN TO TOBY. HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.

SO HE WAS WRONG? YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP?

CAN WE JUST FORGET THIS.IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

OH I GET IT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP WITHME BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

WHAT IS THAT,LIKE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

JIMMY --

YOU WANNA BREAK UP, ASH? THEN LET'S BREAK UP. NOW.

OKAY? IT'S OVER. SO - GO. GET OUTTA HERE.

WHAT'RE YOU, DEAF? GO!

HI ANTONIO, IT'S JIMMY.

YEAH, THE USUAL.

MEDIUM PEPPERONI.

THANKS.

SO. YOU'RE FEELING - OKAY?

OH YEAH, MANNY. I LOVE BEING A WOMAN.

I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.

HERE YOU GO.

BUT I DID HAVE THIS IDEA...

LIKE MY MOM SAYS: NEVER BEEMBARRASSED TO BE FEMALE.

PAIGE. WOULD YOU SIGNMY PETITION

TO GET A TAMPON DISPENSER INSTALLED

IN THE GIRLS' WASHROOM?

YEAH. SURE.

HEY, SEAN. WANNA SIGN EMMA'S PETITION?

FOR TAMPONS?

SURE.

IF EMMA CAME UP WITH IT,IT'S GOTTA BE A GOOD IDEA.

HEY, JIMMY...

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SUREYOU'RE ALRIGHT.

I'M FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING.

JIMMY, PLEASE. CAN WE TALK?

I THINK WE TALKED ENOUGHLAST NIGHT.

I JUST THINK THAT -MAYBE I OVER-REACTED.

AND MAYBE I DIDN'T MEANTO CALL YOU --

SUFFOCATING? CLINGY? A SUCTION CUP?

JIMMY. PLEASE.

YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS 'CAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME, ARE YOU?

OF COURSE NOT.

I LOVE YOU, ASH.

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