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Mr. Raditch: Mr. Jeremiah

"clumsy" is not one of the three c's.

Hey, stephanie, joey d. Jeremiah.

"d" for "doctor."

At your service.

I give great operations.

No, thanks, joey.

You're missing a real opportunity.

I've got a great bedside manner.

Joey...

Hey, no problem.

I can take a hint.

Look, wheels...

I messed up our last date.

Could we try again?

Want to see a movie Friday?

Yeah, sure.

Great!

So, see you?

Yeah, see you.

Bye.

Bye.

All right!

? wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely ?

? gee, I got to go to school ?

? I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it ?

? I'm wondering what I'm going to do ?

? but when I look around, I see ?

? that someone is smiling right at me ?

? wait! ?

? that someone's talking to me ?

? hey, I've got a new friend. ?

? everybody can succeed ?

? all you need is to believe ?

? be honest with yourself ?

? forget your fears and doubts ?

? come on, give us a try ?

? at degrassi junior high. ?

What did steph want?

She asked me to a movie.

Great, you two can neck.

I know you like her, but she likes me.

She's yours, no problem.

Wheels and steph have a date.

She is the sexiest chick in school.

What does she see in wheels?

He's a sex machine.

That's a lie.

Voula.

Wheels and I

Are going to a movie.

Wow, the school president discusses her love life

With me.

I must write this down

Before I forget the details.

Are you still mad?

I've apologized for not thanking you

During the election.

And for not giving my speech

At the dance.

So, what happened?

Did he say yes?

Uh-huh, Friday night.

All right!

I thought he'd never forgive my messing up

At the dance.

This time, no mistakes.

He's so sexy.

The poor boy doesn't stand

A chance.

Yick, just tell me what it is.

Wait and see, arthur.

Swamp sex robots!

This is pornography!

I borrowed it from my brother.

He's away till Monday.

We can't watch it at my place.

My grandmother's home.

What about your dad's?

I'm staying at my mom's.

Doesn't she have a vcr?

It might be broken.

Find out.

Don't you want to see this?

Yeah!

I hear it's so hot

It will fry your eyeballs.

Wow.

I'll dress so sexy

His tongue will hang out.

What about your mom?

What do you mean?

She doesn't know how you dress

At school.

Will she let you dress up for wheels?

A thousand milligrams of vitamin c is enough.

Hi, mom.

Hi, steph.

It's my daughter.

I had better go.

Yes, I love italian.

Thank you, michael.

That sounds lovely.

7:00 on Friday.

See you then. Bye.

Who's michael?

Your father and I have been divorced for several years...

You've got a date?

That's fabulous!

You don't mind?

No.

It's time you starting dating.

What is he like?

He seems nice.

He comes in quite often.

Always has a cold

Poor thing.

Is he cute?

Well... A bit

In his own way.

I'm relieved you feel this way.

I hope your brother will understand, too.

So, you're going out Friday?

That's right.

That won't ruin your plans

Will it?

Oh, no.

Really, it's fine.

It's perfect.

Yick: How come you never told me

Stephanie kaye's your sister?

I guess I never got around to it.

Hey, there she is.

Arthur: Hi, steph.

Buzz off, arthur.

You can't pretend I'm not

Your brother forever.

It's nothing personal.

I've got my image.

I don't talk to grade sevens.

Grade sevens are people, too, you know.

It's debatable.

Steph, are you and mom

Going out anytime this weekend?

We're going out Friday night.

Mom's got a date.

A date?

That's great!

Yeah.

All right!

Swamp sex robots, here we come.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Yeah!

It's so romantic--

You and wheels, alone at a movie.

He's so cute.

What if he tries something?

Erika!

Erika: Well, what if he does?

I don't know.

Maybe I'll let him.

Let him try something?

If I felt like it.

I'd do anything, if I felt like it.

Anything?

I've dated before.

I can handle it.

( whispering ): Handle it?!

They're six points down.

Less than a minute to go...

Wheels, you're going to make it!

With stephanie h. Kaye--

"h" for "hot."

What?! What?

We heard her.

She says she can handle it.

Really?

Really?

Hope you're up for it.

If she wants it, she'll get it.

Both: All the way with stephanie kaye!

All right, wheels!

Lucky dude!

She's foxy.

All right!

Mr. Raditch: The biggest problem

You'll have as young writers

Is your desire to use "no" and "not"

In the same sentence.

Doing this creates

What we call a double negative.

For example...

Psst!

"I can't find no food in the fridge."

"perry couldn't scarcely tell the difference."

These are examples of double negatives.

As young etymologists

You know that the word "no"...

I don't have no time to waste, miss kaye.

That's a double negative

And the truth.

As young etymologists

You know the word "no" is contained in the word "not."

So when you combine them in a sentence

You're creating a double negative-- repeating yourself.

For your homework, I'd like you to have some fun.

( whispering ): Wheels and steph have got a date.

Wheels is going to make it with steph.

Wheels and stephanie are going to go all the way.

Mr. Raditch: And I am also waiting for...

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Steph agreed to a date.

That doesn't include going all the way.

Don't be a prude.

If I were steph, I'd cancel the date.

If she cancels

Wheels won't see her anymore.

That's what I heard.

That's blackmail!

What do you think?

Sex is no big deal.

Are you serious?

Look, I'm not a little kid anymore.

I'm 14.

Anyway, I like him.

What do you know?

It's the school sleaze.

I mean, president.

Nice, voula.

Very nice.

It's disgusting.

I can't believe the school president

Is being like this.

If she really loves him

There's nothing wrong with sex.

It's not sex that's wrong.

It's sex before marriage.

Lots of people do it.

That doesn't make it right.

I'm saving myself for marriage.

Who would be stupid enough

To marry you?

Wheels: Uh, dad...

How old were you when you first did it?

You want to know when I lost my virginity.

Yeah.

I was a lot older than you.

Were you nervous?

How did you know what to do?

I mean, exactly what to do.

Let's sit down.

Derek, look...

Sex isn't something you do just for fun.

It's complicated, and it comes with responsibilities.

What I'm saying is

14 is too young.

You've got lots of good times

Before you're ready for sex.

Thank you.

Mom...

When was the first time you had...

Sex?

Never mind.

We should talk

If you want.

No, never mind.

I realize we've never really talked

About the facts of life.

Please! I know all that stuff.

I'm not a little kid

You know.

Tonight's the big night, eh?

You and steph all the way?

You got protection?

What?

You need protection.

You know-- safes, rubbers...

Shh! Shh!

Condoms, prophylactics...

Stephanie...

You're not really going to... You know...

Are you?

Don't you see, voula?

I already messed up one date.

I want him to like me.

If that's the reason

He likes you

You don't have to go all the way.

Maybe I want to.

Do you?

Stephanie...

I'm sorry I called you a sleaze.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Wheels: Maybe this isn't a good idea.

Joey: This is the '80s.

A guy's got responsibilities.

What if we don't do anything?

You don't like steph?

Of course I do.

What's the problem?

We're counting on you.

You can't let us down.

All right.

Safe city.

Shh.

What do you want?

We've got french stallion

Ribbed delight

Your industrial-strength

Your variety pack...

I don't know.

We need professional help.

Yo!

Can we get

Some service in the safe section?

Joey, shh.

See you later.

Joey, wait.

Can I help you?

I'd like to... Buy these.

Very well.

You should read these.

Young people considering becoming sexually active

Should know

About family planning and venereal disease.

Uh... Thanks.

I'll call you when I find out what time my mum's going.

Can I bring some friends?

Sure.

I wonder what swamp sex robots do.

I don't know, but we'll find out.

All right. See you.

Don't watch it

Till I come back tonight.

Bye.

Hi, arthur.

Hi, steph.

Uh, what time is your date tonight?

7:30.

Why?

Just asking.

Uh... Steph

People at school are saying stuff about you and wheels.

It's my date.

I'll do what I want.

It's only part-time, but I'm still your brother.

I don't like it when people say bad things about you.

Thanks, but I can take care of myself.

Hi, mom.

Hello, stephanie.

Hello, arthur.

It's nice to have you both here again.

Arthur, I hope you can understand.

I haven't seen you all week, but I have

A date tonight.

That's great, mom.

What time's he picking you up?

7:30.

Arthur: That's great.

I have to make a phone call.

Yick, swamp sex robots, 7:45, my place.

So, what do you children have planned

This evening?

Um... I'm going to a movie with some friends.

I think I'll watch tv.

You know, children, sometimes at the store

People come in who are just around your age.

Mom, shouldn't we start washing up?

It's almost 7:30.

You don't want to be late.

There's lots of time.

A boy came in today, barely older than you, steph.

I believe he's considering becoming sexually active.

I gave him some literature.

I think it's time

Both of you read it, too.

Give them to him.

I brought some for arthur.

I'd like you to read them, too, stephanie.

Don't worry, mom.

I'm not sexually active.

Read them

Anyway, arthur.

Mom, can we start washing up?

I'm done.

Yeah, me, too.

I'm going now.

See you later.

Have a good time.

Derek...

Yeah?

Remember what I said.

Okay.

Mom: Help, stephanie.

I need your opinion.

Just a second.

Which do you think?

This, or this?

Either one would be fine, really.

They're both nice.

You look great, mom.

He's late.

Oh, what's a few minutes?

Come on.

Oh, no.

I'll get it.

What are you doing here?

Go away.

You're too early.

Come in, michael.

I'm ready to...

You're the boy from the drugstore.

What are you doing here?

What are those flowers for?

He's very interested

In horticulture.

Stephanie, get down here!

Just a minute.

Right now!

Come on in, michael.

You, too.

Good-bye, swamp sex robots.

I don't know what the two of you had planned

But since you bought condoms

And you look like a tramp

I intend to find out.

I'm sorry, michael.

I understand.

Thank you.

I'll call you.

We have something to discuss

Beginning with just exactly

What's going on here.

All right, stephanie, let's begin with you.

I'll get it.

We want to see the porno movie.

Swamp sex robots.

All right!

My mom was really furious.

She lectured me for hours about lying to her and stuff.

Wow.

I'm grounded for two weeks.

I can't even go over to your house.

Ouch.

She acts like I murdered someone.

That's terrible.

Yeah, but at least

I didn't have to do anything with wheels.

Hey, dude.

How was the big date?

What happened?

Nothing.

Nothing?!

Our dates don't work out too good.

Man, it was your big chance.

That's okay.

Anyway, it's none of your business.

Hey, sure, no problem.

So, are you and steph going out anymore?

No, we're just going to be friends.

Really?

So she's available, right?

All right.

See you in class.

Yeah, see you.

Stephanie?

You weren't really going to do anything, were you?

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