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Hi Boss, here is your
favourite duck noodle!
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Lucky that you called first,
we kept this especially for you.
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Great! Where's the master chef Mr Hui?
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Hey Chimp, add more charcoal!
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Stupid fool!
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Delicious barbecue ducks! Gotta try it!
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Two seats for our nice couple here!
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Hey waiter, how much?
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The bill please!
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The bill for these lovely
9 customers please.
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What?
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Take a seat.
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Yuck, it's filthy!
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The food's good. It's worth it.
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What would you like, sir?
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Two Hui's duck rice and
two bowls of duck soup...
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We are in a hurry, please be quick!
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What's the hurry? We're quick.
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Don't bother to clean, the dirt
has been here for many years!
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Duck rice and soup for 2!
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Can't sleep!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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Table for 2?
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Two soups ready to serve!
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Waiter, can you get rid of the dog?
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Why should I? The dog's our lucky charm.
It helps clean the floor!
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Just get him out!
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- Just eat!
- Move your feet!
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This is too much!
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Just give it a wipe.
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- Here's your soup!
- I've run out of tissues!
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No more?
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Alan, give them 2 towels!
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Right!
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Your towels!
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The first one was cleaner!
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- What? - Don't you have
any napkins in here?
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OK I'll get you some toilet paper!
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No... Thanks!
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Yeah, it's okay!
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Hong Kong Star "the horse"
dashing from behind...
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Faster! Faster!
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Hong Kong Star is catching up...
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Hong Kong Star has overtaken 10 horses!
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Yeah! Looks like we have a winner!
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What? He's stopped to scratch his balls!
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What's going on? He's gonna lose...
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Damn it! He's lost!
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A cockroach!
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Don't worry, it's dead now!
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I want to see your boss!
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Hi, what's the matter?
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There's a cockroach in my soup!
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Take it back and make another one. Go!
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Hold it! I've drunk some already!
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I'm going for a hospital check-up...
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I will sue you!
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Relax! Do you think
you are the sanitory inspector?
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This is me! Here is my identification.
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Show me your business registration.
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Look, it's just a jujube,
it's good for health!
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Extra nutrition, lots of vitamins!
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Inspector, I care about you.
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...get to work!
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Yes, boss.
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Stop shaking!
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Give this customer a free bowl of soup.
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Boss, insecticide!
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Thanks! Kills mosquitoes?
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No problem. It kills cockroaches too.
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You won't get away with this!
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Definitely a cockroach, not a jujube!
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I'll sue you!
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Hey, Still arguing?
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Show me your ID!
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Have you got any proof?
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You want proof, right?
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Cockroach leg!
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What cockroach leg?
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Bastard! Find it!
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Come on, find it!
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I will take it to the lab. I bet
they'll find some proof in the soup!
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I'll get proof and sue you!
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Please calm down!
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What?
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I will sue you!
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It's only extra protein!
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Bye Inspector! Hope you enjoyed your meal.
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I wonder who's opening across the street?
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I hope it's going to be betting station.
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Yeah, so you can hide there all the time!
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Get back to work!
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Squid, I've been here for 3 months now.
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I work late every Saturday,
is there overtime salary?
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Overtime?
Are you serious? You want a pension?
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You know, our boss is a real miser.
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You want extra money?
Don't even think about it.
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Unless he loses his mind.
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Overtime bonuses!
One for each of my dear staff!
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You all get one.
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You guys work so hard.
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And never complain.
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You've moved me to tears.
I am so thankful to all of you!
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Will you deduct this from our wages?
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Of course not!
Go spend it, no problem!
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Pan's daughter will get marry soon.
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Let's buy her a wedding gift.
I love you all so dearly.
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Go home and have a good sleep!
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Good night.
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Hang on!
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I plan to let go the garbage collector.
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So please do me a favor.
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Each of you take a bag of trash
to the collection point every night.
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You don't mind, right? Thanks.
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I really thank you guys!
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A bag every night?
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This way, we can save labour cost!
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Okay folks, have a good night.
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Enjoy yourselves!
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At least we got a bonus "red packet"!
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What! He bought us out for only HK$10!
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Only HK$10!
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It should be at least HK$100
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We've been fooled again! Let's go!
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Snow White and her 7 dwarves!
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Watch out!
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Stop there!
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Mind your step, the
floor's just been waxed!
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It's past midnight! You
polish the floor for what?
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Please step on the newspaper.
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Be care where you step.
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- I'm careful! - I'll get you
a bowl of nice dessert.
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Why is your mother
being so nice to me?
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She must have done something wrong.
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No!
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Did she lose money in mahjong gambling?
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No, we've been polishing the floor all day.
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We got fined for not paying taxes?
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I don't think so.
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Really?
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What then? Why is she so good to me?
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Honey, have some dessert.
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Good stuff!
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Stop that!
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You want to stay up polishing all right?
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Clean it up!
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Honey, I'll run you a bath.
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How come she only shouts at me.
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She must have done something really bad!
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There is something wrong
of the TV reception.
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Honey, can you go outside
to fix the antenna?
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Honey, I'm in a good mood tonight!
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No matter what you've done. Just tell me.
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I won't get angry!
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Go and fix the antenna!
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Come on, tell me the truth!
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Wait! I know!
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You forgot to pay
the telephone bill, right?
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I'm sure I'm right!
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I'm wrong?
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Just fix it. It's embarrassing!
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It's embarrassing for our guest.
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Guest? What guest? The Queen?
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Mom will arrive tomorrow and she wants
to stay with us for a few days.
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Its okay now, don't move! ~ TV Music ~
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Mom will arrive at 2pm tomorrow.
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In that case, I'd better arrive
at the airport by 1:30pm...
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You mean you're going to greet her?
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No! I'm going to take
the first plane out of here!
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Dad, I want my pocket money!
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My pocket money!
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Money? What pocket money?
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Is this how you talk to your father?
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Do I owe you money?
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Look at all these bills!
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Electricity, water,
school fees, all for you!
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I roast hundreds...
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...of ducks just to feed you!
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Look! All my fingers...
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...are roasted too!
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You'll have to work your
whole life to pay me back!
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Don't take me for granted!
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Go to bed!
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Leave him alone...
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...don't give him a hard time!
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I'm not giving him hard time.
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It's not me, it's your mother
who will give us a hard time!
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We have nothing to talk about.
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She enjoys giving me a hard time.
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The furnitures are bad!
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Your TV doesn't work! Black and White TV?
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Have you heard of colour TV?
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Still using an electric fan?
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Do you know there's a
new invention called...
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...air-conditioner?
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Look what's this? A see-saw?
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You should donate it to a kindergarden!
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Look! And an ancient refrigerator!
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Thank god there's food.
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A toaster! This was my
wedding gift, wasn't it?
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It still works? Get a new one!
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Try this suit.
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No way, I hate suits.
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Okay... Honey...
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Satisfied?
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It's tight!
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You won't see it!
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Let's buy a new one.
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My dear, it costs money.
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I want you to look good on mom's birthday!
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She's not really the Queen!
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What are you doing?
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The trousers split!
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Now you've got to get a new suit.
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That's a lot of ducks to roast!
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Honey, why don't you turn on the light?
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It's ok. The street lights are fine.
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- Hey Mrs Chan, looking
for you husband? - Yes.
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He's removing duck feathers in the kitchen.
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Thank you, Pan.
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- Mrs Chan. - How's
business, Mr Hui?
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Not too bad.
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- Been out shopping?
- Yes...
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How about a duck?
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Sorry we came from Northern China.
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We don't eat Cantonese roast ducks.
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Bring me a plate of duck.
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My dear, you can't say that.
Have you ever tried one?
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The Hui's ducks are work of art.
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Let me show you the steps
to appreciate a duck...
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Wait, never use chopsticks.
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Use your fingers. Body contact.
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Try it.
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Now, caress it, lick your fingers.
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- The attitude during duck eating
is very important. - Darling!
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The ducks are ready to be stuffed.
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Shut up!
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Last, but not least, lick
each one of your fingers.
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For the reason...
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Each finger has contacted
a different part of the duck.
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That's why they all the taste different!
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That was a live demonstration!
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Alan, wrap it up!
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I ate some.
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So give Mrs Chan a
special 20% discount!
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Idiot, I used the recipe
you stole yesterday.
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I tried it but it didn't work!
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Yeah? But I copied all the ingredients.
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Remember our plan to open our own store?
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It won't happen with this stupid recipe!
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Go! Get the recipe right this time!
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Chimp, hand me the toilet brush!
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Here's the brush, boss!
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It's done. Take it out.
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That's it?
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Yes. That's it.
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Before you go, clean up the mirror!
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Comic books!
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How much time have you spent in there?
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Throw it away!
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- Ah Pang!
- Boss! Bad news.
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Danny's Fried Chicken is
opening across the road!
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They'll compete with us!
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Compete? I've been roasting
ducks since I was 16!
266
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:34,417
You really believe I am
threatened by frozen chickens?
267
00:15:37,084 --> 00:15:37,792
Boss!
268
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,084
That's Danny Poon!
269
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,792
A young entrepreneur
before the age of 30!
270
00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:46,917
Bright guy!
271
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,876
It's for me!
272
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,501
Poser!
273
00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:59,001
They are obviously out
to compete with us.
274
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,132
They're no match!
275
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,334
Deep fried frozen chicken!
276
00:16:03,369 --> 00:16:04,799
It's greasy!
277
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,174
Good, the customers...
278
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:08,292
...will all come for our soup.
279
00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:15,591
What's all this cash?
280
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,126
It's for Pan's daughter's wedding gift.
281
00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:20,626
We want to give her a gold necklace.
282
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,626
It's okay, don't bother!
283
00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:23,716
No problem!
284
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:25,084
It's not easy to find a
good necklace, you know.
285
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,667
Well, I know a good goldsmith.
286
00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:27,716
I'll get it.
287
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:28,855
How much do you have?
288
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:29,924
Eight Thousand Dollars.
289
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:32,751
Don't bother, you're too kind!
290
00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:34,049
It's no big deal!
291
00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:36,417
I'll get one worth $10,000.
292
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,063
I'll make up the rest!
293
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,626
Boss, you're so generous!
294
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,209
$8,000, do we have a deal?
295
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,257
Okay, okay, $8,000
296
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:47,376
Write $10,000 on the receipt.
297
00:16:47,411 --> 00:16:48,882
Deliver it to my place.
298
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,771
I must go to the airport now.
299
00:16:50,806 --> 00:16:52,626
Don't give me that look, Chan!
300
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,792
Thanks Madam
for your valuable advice!
301
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,430
- Hi...
- Grandma!
302
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,459
BBQ meat and chicken rice!
303
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,334
To clean your mouth!
304
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:19,501
Mom!
305
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,501
- I'll help you, grandma!
- Good boy!
306
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,667
Do you always look so awful?
307
00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,542
Just joking!
308
00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:29,271
You've grown a lot!
309
00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:30,459
Stand up straight!
310
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:33,334
Tidy your room, I'll be up soon.
311
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,501
Didn't Hui greet you at the airport?
312
00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:37,591
My flight arrived early.
313
00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:39,174
I'd rather not meet him anyway.
314
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:40,834
You know I am not too
fond of your husband.
315
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:43,251
Look what I got for you!
316
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,584
A fur from Siberia! Happy Birthday! My Dear!
317
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,549
It's lovely. I love it! Thanks Mom.
318
00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:53,334
You love Hui. That means
you are so easy to please.
319
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:55,584
What did he give you for your birthday?
320
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,209
He didn't mention anything this morning...
321
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,382
But he'll be back very soon.
322
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,646
I am sure he'll surprise me tonight!
323
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,876
He forgot your birthday, didn't he?
324
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,757
Oh my dear. I can tell.
325
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,417
Look at how he has treated
you all these years.
326
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,084
What did he give you last year?
327
00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:12,376
Last year? Last year, he gave...
328
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:13,501
Did he give you anything?
329
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,917
Mom, have some tea!
330
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,126
There are 3 types of husbands.
331
00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:22,167
The best give his wife a
present on her birthday.
332
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:25,084
The second best give her a belated present.
333
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,185
Your husband is the worst!
334
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:31,216
Mom, money isn't everything.
335
00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:34,042
But caring is, does he care about you?
336
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:35,876
Welcome grandma!
337
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,584
Honey! I am home!
338
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:42,209
Great news! There were no sign of your mom!
339
00:18:42,244 --> 00:18:44,549
Perhaps the plane got hijacked!
340
00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:47,292
And she won't be getting any beauty sleep!
341
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:55,084
I mean... I won't sleep...
You can have my room!
342
00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:57,959
Don't worry, I've booked a hotel room.
343
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,709
I bought this shirt from Hawaii for you.
344
00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,584
What? Looks like a messy colour spill.
345
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:07,834
Son, it looks good on you.
346
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:11,674
Mom, you look so good!
347
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:14,084
Don't you get tired of Hong Kong?
348
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,424
This sofa has no springs.
349
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,917
You should've bought a new one long ago.
350
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:22,049
Hui, you should take Tammy on a holiday!
351
00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:25,751
You know, her sister had
her honeymoon in New York.
352
00:19:25,786 --> 00:19:28,331
The other sister honeymooned in Japan.
353
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:30,876
Even her youngest sister went to Thailand.
354
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:32,751
And you? Where did you take her?
355
00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:34,216
Lamma Island!
356
00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:37,667
Lamma Island? That's in Hong Kong!
357
00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:38,959
The fishes are nice there.
358
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:46,167
Your TV is still in black and white?
359
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,216
You still use an electric fan?
360
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:52,966
Have you ever heard of an air-conditioner?
361
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:55,167
You could have owned
an air-conditioning company!
362
00:19:55,202 --> 00:19:57,626
If you married that... what's his name?
363
00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:58,841
James!
364
00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:00,751
That's right, James!
365
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,813
At last, something new!
366
00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:07,459
It is new, isn't it?
367
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:14,709
An antique fridge! At least there's food!
368
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,417
Excuse me, my feet are aching.
369
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,959
Darling, he won't remember your birthday!
370
00:20:25,994 --> 00:20:28,751
I'll bet you anything he's forgotten!
371
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,334
Is Mr. Hui in?
372
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:35,876
Mr. Hui ordered this.
373
00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:36,667
Thank you!
374
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:42,126
Mom, Hui remembers my birthday!
375
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:44,876
Honey, thank you for the necklace!
376
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:47,542
Necklace? What necklace?
377
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,376
Thank you so much!
378
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,917
Try it on!
379
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:57,667
The latest Italian design, not bad huh?
380
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,459
I knew you wouldn't forget my birthday!
381
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:01,716
What birthday?
382
00:21:01,751 --> 00:21:04,459
Stop pretending! Thank you!
383
00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:08,959
Mom, my brother-in-laws might own farms...
384
00:21:08,994 --> 00:21:10,341
...or hotels...
385
00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:11,632
Or some restaurants.
386
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,251
They might have huge mansions with pools.
387
00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:16,084
But I have my husband.
388
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,167
He must have saved this money
for years to buy me this!
389
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:24,709
Okay, I'm wrong, I misjudged you!
390
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,021
Hui is the best.
391
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:29,292
I knew it all along!
392
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,084
Honey, I'll cook a nice
dinner for all of us.
393
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,292
You better!
394
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,084
Let me help you.
395
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,751
Hui, You're quite something!
396
00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:48,167
When does the bank close?
397
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:49,834
In 10 minutes.
398
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,730
Mr. Chan, here's $8000.
399
00:21:53,765 --> 00:21:55,716
Make me another necklace.
400
00:21:55,751 --> 00:21:57,459
Sorry Sir, the Gold price went up,
it now costs $8,700.
401
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,209
Okay, I owe you $700, just do it!
402
00:22:01,244 --> 00:22:02,167
A receipt for $10,000 again?
403
00:22:02,202 --> 00:22:03,959
Of course!
404
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,334
I saw a nun again. Bad luck for gambling!
405
00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:12,549
What would you like, Madam?
406
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:14,001
Plain noodles, with no lard please.
407
00:22:14,036 --> 00:22:16,084
One bowl of boring noodles!
408
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:18,882
Hey Pang!
409
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,167
Give our sister a vegetable platter.
410
00:22:20,202 --> 00:22:22,216
On the house.
411
00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:23,132
A plate of vegetable...
412
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,251
I'm having my hair cut upstairs!
413
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:27,584
Sister is my best client!
414
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:31,917
The boss treats her better than us.
415
00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:34,205
He thinks we're shit!
416
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,287
And he pays us peanuts!
417
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,299
One day I'll just quit!
418
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:41,209
In fact, there are so many job
opportunity out there.
419
00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:42,709
I want a raise!
420
00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:47,001
Go tell the boss! Give us a raise!
421
00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:48,841
Hit him if he refuses.
422
00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:50,813
Beat him up if he hesitates!
423
00:22:50,848 --> 00:22:53,195
Also, make him apologise to us.
424
00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:55,542
If he refuses, we all quit.
425
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,876
We'll quit together.
426
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,959
Right, all of us!
427
00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:02,917
- Who'll speak to him?
- You! - Agreed!
428
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,042
Majority rules!
429
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,792
Reading porno magazines again?
430
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,126
No, it's hairstyling magazine!
431
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,674
Work on your maths, Son.
432
00:23:17,709 --> 00:23:19,167
Some day you might
take over this shop.
433
00:23:19,202 --> 00:23:21,126
No way, I hate numbers!
434
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:25,334
Son, you are wrong. They are
not numbers. They are money.
435
00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:28,001
You need to learn math to make money!
436
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,563
But Dad, I want to be a hairstylist!
437
00:23:30,598 --> 00:23:32,626
A barber? You call that a career?
438
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,716
No Dad. Not a barber.
439
00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:36,084
It's the art of hairstyling.
440
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,334
Boss, we need to talk!
441
00:23:37,369 --> 00:23:39,132
Yes, we do.
442
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,084
How much do I give you guys
for haircuts allowance?
443
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:41,882
8 Dollars...
444
00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:44,809
- How much is a bowl of
BBQ duck rice? - 9 Dollars...
445
00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:47,334
Right, an average person eats
tens of bowls of rice a month.
446
00:23:47,369 --> 00:23:48,584
But only cuts his hair no
more than once a month!
447
00:23:48,619 --> 00:23:49,893
This guy do nothing with his hair...
448
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,167
You couldn't even feed your wife!
449
00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:55,251
But Dad, 8 bucks is no longer enough
to pay for a haircut nowadays.
450
00:23:55,286 --> 00:23:57,643
It costs at least $48.
451
00:23:57,678 --> 00:24:00,001
Exactly, $8 isn't enough!
452
00:24:00,036 --> 00:24:01,709
$48! For a haircut?
453
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:02,632
That's cheap.
454
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:05,459
Sometimes it costs more!
455
00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:09,274
You come here! Let me
show you something.
456
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:10,542
Please sit down. I will do it.
457
00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:11,709
I will show you a real hair cut.
458
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,126
Boss, I'm want to talk to you.
459
00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:17,459
Squid, take a seat.
460
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,709
You and I, we don't need to talk.
461
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,459
Squid, I like you.
462
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,605
Because you're an honest man.
463
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,341
You are loyal and very handsome.
464
00:24:26,376 --> 00:24:29,042
You're not like other ordinary staff.
465
00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:33,549
Soon, my restaurant will
become a limited company.
466
00:24:33,584 --> 00:24:34,792
When the time comes, all staff will
have a fair share of the company.
467
00:24:34,827 --> 00:24:35,549
Every man will be a shareholder.
468
00:24:35,584 --> 00:24:37,126
So why so short-sighted
in asking for a raise?
469
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:41,417
You see, we not only work for ourselves.
470
00:24:41,452 --> 00:24:42,876
But also for...
471
00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:44,049
...our children.
472
00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,167
And our children's children.
Every one will be a shareholder.
473
00:24:46,202 --> 00:24:48,001
Who will enjoy the profits forever.
474
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,841
You know, our boss ain't so bad after all.
475
00:24:57,876 --> 00:25:00,126
He promised we'll all own
this restaurant one day.
476
00:25:00,161 --> 00:25:02,966
So what's the point of a raise?
477
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:06,251
We'll just be spending
our future profits.
478
00:25:06,286 --> 00:25:08,792
The boss is keeping it safe for us.
479
00:25:09,584 --> 00:25:11,230
Have you been brain-washed?
480
00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:12,876
No, but my hair's washed!
481
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:13,956
Not bad huh?
482
00:25:13,991 --> 00:25:15,001
It's disgusting!
483
00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:18,542
But the boss said it's the latest fashion!
484
00:25:18,577 --> 00:25:20,893
How could you let him do that?
485
00:25:20,928 --> 00:25:23,209
It's ugly! Who would want this?
486
00:25:23,244 --> 00:25:24,084
What?
487
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,542
Who says it's ugly?
488
00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:30,959
From now on, haircut allowance is cancelled.
489
00:25:31,376 --> 00:25:34,834
Come upstairs for your haircuts.
490
00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,542
Okay? Back to work!
491
00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:40,084
Lazy people!
492
00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:41,876
Mom...
493
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:47,584
Looking for Tammy? She's upstairs.
494
00:25:47,619 --> 00:25:48,917
Make yourself at home!
495
00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,751
What a show!
496
00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:36,792
Hey boss, look across
the street! What a show!
497
00:26:36,827 --> 00:26:37,959
Let's have a look!
498
00:26:38,376 --> 00:26:40,876
Mind your own business, back to work!
499
00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:48,584
D... A... N... N... Y
500
00:26:49,334 --> 00:26:51,417
Boss look!
501
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:57,334
D... A... N... N... Y
502
00:26:58,126 --> 00:26:59,501
Fried Chicken, who will eat such a thing?
503
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,167
They're like running a circus!
504
00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:02,834
Get to work!
505
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:04,424
Get to work!
506
00:27:04,459 --> 00:27:06,126
Stop staring at the
girls! Get to work!
507
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:14,209
D... A... N... N... Y
508
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:17,209
Did you buy out the old
shop across the road?
509
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,768
Sir, they have a long-term lease.
510
00:27:19,803 --> 00:27:22,292
Stupid! I want them out of here.
511
00:27:23,126 --> 00:27:25,084
D... A... N... N... Y
512
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:43,882
Table for 2?
513
00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,751
This kind of mom and pop shop.
Will become extinct soon.
514
00:27:45,786 --> 00:27:47,042
When it does, we will
take over this place.
515
00:27:47,077 --> 00:27:49,167
And that'll secure the whole street!
516
00:27:49,202 --> 00:27:50,007
Yeah boss!
517
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:51,001
Tear down the stairs.
518
00:27:51,251 --> 00:27:52,167
Okay!
519
00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:53,507
And these filthy walls.
520
00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:54,834
The kitchen's back there, right?
521
00:27:54,869 --> 00:27:56,126
Hey, is the kitchen back there?
522
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:58,626
Move the kitchen to the back
alley, make this space bigger.
523
00:27:58,661 --> 00:27:59,584
Yes!
524
00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:02,216
What a mess!
525
00:28:02,251 --> 00:28:03,501
It'll need lots of renovation work!
526
00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:07,042
Are you here to eat or to criticize?
527
00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:11,292
Take it away!
528
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:15,742
- I hate those, get
rid of it! - Yes...
529
00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,167
Change the door to automatic.
530
00:28:17,202 --> 00:28:17,917
Yes...
531
00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:19,841
Pay attention...
532
00:28:19,876 --> 00:28:21,751
Do it as soon as the shop closes down.
533
00:28:24,709 --> 00:28:26,501
Arrogant bastard!
534
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:28,042
I bet you will close down in 3 days!
535
00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:29,417
Get to work!
536
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,459
Ladies and gentlemen, the opening ceremony.
537
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,834
Danny's Chicken will always win.
538
00:28:36,869 --> 00:28:38,341
This is our first shop.
539
00:28:38,376 --> 00:28:40,667
In 6 months, we will open 100 shops.
540
00:28:41,251 --> 00:28:43,480
We'll be the talk of the town.
541
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:45,709
Here comes our guest of honour.
542
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:48,584
Let's welcome our guest
of honour - Mr Sam Hui...
543
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:57,334
Your autograph please!
544
00:29:01,459 --> 00:29:03,299
Hi ladies and gentlemen!
545
00:29:03,334 --> 00:29:05,834
I'm very happy to be here today.
546
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,334
Enough said. Congratulations!
547
00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:28,709
It doesn't work, what a pity.
548
00:29:29,084 --> 00:29:29,876
Thank you!
549
00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:31,146
Goodbye!
550
00:29:31,181 --> 00:29:32,903
Sam!
551
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,626
Goodbye!
552
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,501
Friends, I formally announce
the opening of Danny's Chicken!
553
00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,376
Distribute the leaflets...
554
00:29:56,209 --> 00:29:58,584
You've roasted too many ducks today!
555
00:29:58,619 --> 00:30:00,924
It's because we haven't sold any!
556
00:30:00,959 --> 00:30:02,501
The customers have all gone to Danny's.
557
00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:05,334
Hang these 4 ducks up.
558
00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:08,841
That's enough, we are not selling any ducks!
559
00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:11,209
I am sure the students
will come in and buy them.
560
00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,667
Look across the street, they seem
to be doing good business.
561
00:30:14,702 --> 00:30:16,542
Perhaps people like to try new things.
562
00:30:16,577 --> 00:30:18,751
But they will be back very soon.
563
00:30:18,786 --> 00:30:20,332
- Smells good!
- Yes, smells good!
564
00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:22,882
See! Here they come. Table for 4?
565
00:30:22,917 --> 00:30:24,209
Look, there's a new fried chicken shop!
566
00:30:24,244 --> 00:30:25,251
Let's try it out!
567
00:30:25,286 --> 00:30:26,501
Okay!
568
00:30:30,709 --> 00:30:33,626
Kids!
569
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:36,257
I can say this for sure.
570
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,584
They will be back within 3 days.
571
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:39,501
Or I'll cut off my head!
572
00:30:39,536 --> 00:30:40,667
3 days!
573
00:30:56,501 --> 00:31:00,126
Ah Pan, a free vegie
dish for our dear sister.
574
00:31:00,161 --> 00:31:00,876
Okay!
575
00:31:01,959 --> 00:31:02,917
Checkmate!
576
00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:16,126
What?
577
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:21,709
Checkmate, you owe me $10!
578
00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:50,542
Look, I can't believe it!
579
00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:52,757
Attention Work Unit 5.
580
00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:55,604
Welcome on board our air-conditioned bus.
581
00:31:55,639 --> 00:31:58,417
We're going to the first
company outing trip.
582
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,049
Work Unit 5...
583
00:32:01,084 --> 00:32:02,626
We are going to the beach!
584
00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:05,376
We are going to have lots of fun!
585
00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:07,209
Wow, such a nice job!
586
00:32:07,244 --> 00:32:08,126
Yes, indeed!
587
00:32:13,251 --> 00:32:14,417
Let's have an early dinner today.
588
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,667
OK let's call it a day.
589
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:18,834
Let's get some beer...
590
00:32:18,869 --> 00:32:20,501
Cheers!
591
00:32:21,376 --> 00:32:22,376
For you.
592
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,542
Drink with me!
593
00:32:26,084 --> 00:32:26,917
To Us!
594
00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:28,209
Cheers!
595
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:34,959
We are like a family.
596
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,122
Aren't we?
597
00:32:36,157 --> 00:32:37,251
Of course!
598
00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,126
But that's not good! You know.
599
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,542
Because we are too ashamed
to discuss our problems.
600
00:32:42,577 --> 00:32:45,341
We cannot improve
without facing our problems.
601
00:32:45,376 --> 00:32:48,751
So tonight... I want you all
to speak about our problems.
602
00:32:48,786 --> 00:32:51,001
Be honest with me.
603
00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:53,084
Speak out so that we can change.
604
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:54,792
Okay? Anyone? Ready? You first.
605
00:32:56,584 --> 00:32:58,584
Boss, I really like it here.
There is no problem.
606
00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:01,626
Yes, our shop is good. No problems!
607
00:33:01,661 --> 00:33:04,622
Come on guys, there must be something.
608
00:33:04,657 --> 00:33:07,584
Trust me, I won't take it personally.
609
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:08,459
Come on, tell me the truth!
610
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:09,292
Pan, you start.
611
00:33:09,751 --> 00:33:11,584
Our shop is clean...
612
00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:13,709
But sometimes it's just a little bit dusty.
613
00:33:14,084 --> 00:33:16,084
Great, this is what I want to hear!
614
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,459
Go on! Go on!
615
00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:20,167
We have a shortage of
staff. Sometime it's tiring.
616
00:33:20,202 --> 00:33:21,334
Oh no... What I meant was...
617
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,292
It's tiring for me to...
Serve so many customers.
618
00:33:26,327 --> 00:33:28,209
Please continue. We must have some weakness.
619
00:33:28,244 --> 00:33:30,584
Maria, please say something!
620
00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:31,459
What's on your mind?
621
00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:36,126
Boss, sometimes you shout
at us in front of customers.
622
00:33:36,161 --> 00:33:37,507
Embarrass us.
623
00:33:37,542 --> 00:33:40,084
And you know... The ceiling is falling off.
624
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,209
The place needs some repairing, Boss!
625
00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:45,834
Oh, yes, and the bowls
and dishes are cracked.
626
00:33:45,869 --> 00:33:48,167
The customers don't like it!
627
00:33:48,584 --> 00:33:49,917
No air-conditioning, Boss!
628
00:33:49,952 --> 00:33:51,251
It's so hot working in here.
629
00:33:51,286 --> 00:33:52,876
I can't stop sweating!
630
00:33:52,911 --> 00:33:54,549
Oh yeah?
631
00:33:54,584 --> 00:33:56,299
The water tap isn't working.
632
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,709
And you never send anybody to repair it.
633
00:33:58,744 --> 00:34:00,893
It's hard to get water to mop the floor.
634
00:34:00,928 --> 00:34:03,007
Look, there are holes on our uniforms.
635
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:05,376
We're underpaid, without
overtime compensations!
636
00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:07,251
...don't you remember I gave
you money the other night?
637
00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:09,049
...I promise you'll get more next time.
638
00:34:09,084 --> 00:34:11,501
Boss, I always wanted
to learn your roasting technique.
639
00:34:11,536 --> 00:34:13,268
But you never teach us anything.
640
00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:15,001
But Chimp, you just got here.
641
00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:17,354
I really hope to learn something.
642
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,292
You hassle me when I'm in the toilet!
643
00:34:19,327 --> 00:34:22,674
I'll get haemorrhoids!
644
00:34:22,709 --> 00:34:24,626
I'll buy you haemorrhoid cream!
645
00:34:24,876 --> 00:34:27,091
Bad management. Poor leadership!
646
00:34:27,126 --> 00:34:29,292
Boss, you're a miser. You are selfish!
647
00:34:30,542 --> 00:34:32,959
Cheers!
648
00:34:39,501 --> 00:34:42,334
Now... Have you all expressed enough?
649
00:34:42,369 --> 00:34:44,376
Look at yourselves. Traitors!
650
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:46,959
Boss, please don't get mad...
651
00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:49,424
We didn't mean it!
652
00:34:49,459 --> 00:34:51,591
My examples must be wrong.
653
00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:53,917
Perhaps, some customers like cracked bowls!
654
00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:55,174
Oh, yes, perhaps.
655
00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:57,417
Right, you owe me money
for breaking those bowls!
656
00:34:58,001 --> 00:35:00,084
And who stole 4 bottles of beer yesterday?
657
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:01,799
Not just me...
658
00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,091
Pan stole some ducks!
659
00:35:03,126 --> 00:35:04,792
Chimp tried to steal
toothpicks and soy sauce!
660
00:35:04,827 --> 00:35:07,251
What?
661
00:35:07,751 --> 00:35:10,417
Maria found $100 dollar
bill on the floor!
662
00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:12,042
...and she pocketed it!
663
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,299
No, I didn't!
664
00:35:13,334 --> 00:35:14,542
No more explanation!
665
00:35:14,959 --> 00:35:17,751
You're all thieves, and
you'll all pay me back!
666
00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:20,625
I don't care!
667
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,924
I'm not afraid!
668
00:35:21,959 --> 00:35:23,091
Is this a rebellion?
669
00:35:23,126 --> 00:35:24,007
What if it is a rebellion?
670
00:35:24,042 --> 00:35:25,417
You always treated us so cruel.
671
00:35:25,452 --> 00:35:26,934
It's pay back time. Let's do it!
672
00:35:26,969 --> 00:35:28,417
Let's head to work for Danny's shop!
673
00:35:28,452 --> 00:35:29,751
Come on, let's go!
674
00:35:32,251 --> 00:35:34,584
Do what you want, I won't stop you!
675
00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:39,376
I would rather work for Danny's!
676
00:35:41,959 --> 00:35:43,126
Squid, if you leave this door...
677
00:35:43,161 --> 00:35:44,667
Don't ever come back again!
678
00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:46,626
Take a taxi. I will pay for you to leave.
679
00:35:49,542 --> 00:35:50,459
Squid, think of your mother.
680
00:35:51,126 --> 00:35:52,542
Who will feed her when you're jobless?
681
00:35:54,084 --> 00:35:55,459
And think about your dad.
682
00:35:55,494 --> 00:35:56,466
On his deathbed...
683
00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:58,376
He told you to stay with me.
Those were his last words.
684
00:36:00,251 --> 00:36:01,751
Stop boss. I have had enough of this.
685
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:02,924
I leave now.
686
00:36:02,959 --> 00:36:04,674
The others will come with me too!
687
00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:06,376
You will be left all alone by yourself.
688
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:22,582
Come on! Guys!
Come with me! Guys!
689
00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:23,876
Come with me! Guys!
690
00:36:52,751 --> 00:36:55,959
Hui, you are almost
late for mom's birthday.
691
00:36:57,209 --> 00:37:00,042
I'm not in the mood today.
692
00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:03,375
Put on a suit.
693
00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:05,667
Don't be late!
694
00:37:06,584 --> 00:37:07,834
There's no time to pick up my suit.
695
00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:12,917
Taxi!
696
00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:15,459
Taxi! Please! It's urgent!
697
00:37:17,459 --> 00:37:18,626
Sorry, my shift's over!
698
00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:22,959
Please, I'm in a hurry, please help me!
699
00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:24,876
I'm begging you, please!
700
00:37:26,334 --> 00:37:27,626
Hurry!
701
00:37:29,459 --> 00:37:30,626
Hurry!
702
00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:38,667
You can stop here now.
703
00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:42,667
Thank you!
704
00:37:45,334 --> 00:37:48,042
I can't, there's a traffic warden.
705
00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,126
Just a quick stop!
706
00:37:50,161 --> 00:37:51,126
No way!
707
00:37:52,459 --> 00:37:54,626
Tailor, get me my suit please!
708
00:37:54,661 --> 00:37:56,226
I'm in a hurry...
709
00:37:56,261 --> 00:37:57,792
Please be quick!
710
00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:01,501
The traffic warden's
coming, I'll get fined.
711
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:03,924
Tailor, hurry up, please.
712
00:38:03,959 --> 00:38:05,167
The traffic warden's coming, quick!
713
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:06,966
Hurry!
714
00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:09,876
Just throw it to me!
715
00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:12,251
I'll pay you tomorrow.
716
00:38:12,286 --> 00:38:12,882
Hurry!
717
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:13,959
No bags necessary.
I will put it on now.
718
00:38:13,994 --> 00:38:15,414
Mr. Hui your suit!
719
00:38:15,449 --> 00:38:16,834
I'll pay you tomorrow.
720
00:38:16,869 --> 00:38:17,792
Okay!
721
00:38:17,876 --> 00:38:21,001
Boss, you have given him the wrong suit!
722
00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:45,501
Driver, my destination is ahead. Why
are you heading the opposite direction?
723
00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:47,667
I know. This is Hong Kong.
724
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,601
This is the only way.
725
00:38:49,636 --> 00:38:51,501
Another traffic jam!
726
00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:04,625
Thank you!
727
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,459
Darling...
728
00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:11,480
Darling, I paid $70 for the taxi!
729
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,709
Damn! I knew the Tailor wasn't good!
730
00:39:14,744 --> 00:39:16,459
At least it's a suit.
731
00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:20,084
It's mom's birthday.
732
00:39:20,119 --> 00:39:21,542
Be careful what you say!
733
00:39:21,577 --> 00:39:22,792
Okay, I'll shut up!
734
00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:24,251
I won't even breathe.
735
00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,313
Let's get it right.
736
00:39:27,348 --> 00:39:28,966
Remember the signal?
737
00:39:29,001 --> 00:39:32,105
This signal means "slow down".
738
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:34,528
This one means "shut up", okay?
739
00:39:34,563 --> 00:39:36,917
What if your mom picks on me?
740
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:38,250
Okay, okay, I'll shut up.
741
00:39:38,285 --> 00:39:39,542
Remember the signals!
742
00:39:42,001 --> 00:39:43,959
No table manners at all!
743
00:39:45,334 --> 00:39:46,559
Dear Mom!
744
00:39:46,709 --> 00:39:47,792
Happy Birthday!
745
00:39:47,827 --> 00:39:48,834
Thank you...
746
00:39:49,167 --> 00:39:50,542
You look so good!
747
00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:52,417
You look so young today!
748
00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:54,334
You're all dressed up today!
749
00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,563
It's your birthday...
750
00:39:56,598 --> 00:39:58,424
I must show respect!
751
00:39:58,459 --> 00:40:00,125
Casual dress is good on you.
752
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,792
Keep it cold for me please.
753
00:40:01,827 --> 00:40:02,684
Thank you...
754
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,542
You're welcome...
755
00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:06,209
Four people. Why are there
8 pairs of chopsticks?
756
00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:07,674
A pair in each hand?
757
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,584
Honey, one pair's for serving!
758
00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,084
Which pair's for 'de-serving' then?
759
00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:14,841
Got a new shipment?
760
00:40:14,876 --> 00:40:18,334
It's Siberian silver fox.
761
00:40:18,369 --> 00:40:20,007
Oh, it's beautiful!
762
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:22,917
Of course, your mother has good taste!
763
00:40:22,952 --> 00:40:24,459
I don't sell pig's skin!
764
00:40:25,459 --> 00:40:30,834
Honey, you look smart in fur!
765
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:32,674
No way.
766
00:40:32,709 --> 00:40:35,417
It reminds me of the poor animal.
767
00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:38,959
Shivering in the cold snow.
768
00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:41,334
'Help! I'm freezing to death!'
769
00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:49,834
Nureyev's wearing my skin...
770
00:40:49,869 --> 00:40:51,216
...where's yours?
771
00:40:51,251 --> 00:40:53,021
Mine's gone to Joan Collins!
772
00:40:53,056 --> 00:40:54,792
We're in the same boat! Poor us!
773
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,376
Enough, let's have dinner.
774
00:40:57,584 --> 00:40:58,376
Let's have dinner.
775
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,751
Stop fooling around,
they kill the animal first!
776
00:41:02,786 --> 00:41:04,626
Not skin them alive!
777
00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:09,188
Humans are the only animals...
778
00:41:09,223 --> 00:41:11,653
...that kill not just for food...
779
00:41:11,688 --> 00:41:14,084
But for showing off the skins!
780
00:41:14,459 --> 00:41:15,584
Really?
781
00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:18,667
Have you seen a tiger kill a crocodile...
782
00:41:18,702 --> 00:41:21,751
Throw the skin on this back...
783
00:41:22,459 --> 00:41:24,757
And go around saying...
784
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:26,841
'Its genuine crocodile skin!'
785
00:41:26,876 --> 00:41:30,292
'Look, he can only afford pig skin!'
786
00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:32,917
Shut up!
787
00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:38,667
Honey!
788
00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,542
Slurping shows your appreciation! Right?
789
00:41:41,577 --> 00:41:42,709
Tell me your instruction.
790
00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:49,542
Its not hygienic to wash
chopsticks in the soup!
791
00:41:49,577 --> 00:41:51,459
Family is ok! Or do you have AIDS?
792
00:41:54,501 --> 00:41:55,632
The way you behave...
793
00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:57,424
No wonder your business is bad!
794
00:41:57,459 --> 00:42:00,376
You're only fits to run a food stall!
795
00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:03,792
It's a BBQ duck restaurant, not a stall!
796
00:42:04,334 --> 00:42:06,751
It has good prospect.
797
00:42:10,001 --> 00:42:12,959
The following programme is proudly
sponsored by Danny's Chicken.
798
00:42:12,994 --> 00:42:16,542
It's called, "Chicken wins all"
799
00:42:36,584 --> 00:42:38,376
Why do they put the TV here?
800
00:42:38,411 --> 00:42:39,792
Bothering customers.
801
00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:41,049
Are you scared?
802
00:42:41,084 --> 00:42:43,924
Their advertising is impressive!
803
00:42:43,959 --> 00:42:47,125
I can get you a discount
for a TV advertisement...
804
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,292
People come for my ducks
because they are delicious.
805
00:42:50,327 --> 00:42:52,001
Not because of advertisements.
806
00:42:55,001 --> 00:42:57,792
So what if it's good? People have to know!
807
00:42:57,827 --> 00:42:59,164
I'll invest some money.
808
00:42:59,199 --> 00:43:00,501
You can renovate your shop.
809
00:43:01,501 --> 00:43:03,591
Good idea, mom, please do!
810
00:43:03,626 --> 00:43:06,230
Stop joking, your mom's
not really interested!
811
00:43:06,265 --> 00:43:08,945
Our profit will only get
you to Lamma Island!
812
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:11,626
Look, Danny's shop is clean and pleasant...
813
00:43:11,661 --> 00:43:13,424
Everybody likes it.
814
00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:15,959
You're finished if you don't change!
815
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,292
Do you know what packaging is?
816
00:43:17,327 --> 00:43:18,174
Bandaging?
817
00:43:18,209 --> 00:43:20,007
Hui, packaging is a kind of promotion.
818
00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:22,751
Packaging means gimmicks,
gimmicks mean lying...
819
00:43:22,786 --> 00:43:25,209
I don't want to lie.
820
00:43:25,626 --> 00:43:29,001
Presentation's important,
even Madonna had a breast job!
821
00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:31,591
Mom, Madonna's breasts are real!
822
00:43:31,626 --> 00:43:35,751
She squeezes them together so it looks big!
823
00:43:38,084 --> 00:43:40,917
How can she sing with her hands like this?
824
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:41,716
Why not?
825
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:43,667
I watched her all through the concert!
826
00:43:43,702 --> 00:43:46,434
She can't sing with hands like this!
827
00:43:46,469 --> 00:43:49,167
Starlight, starbright... Squeeze?
828
00:43:49,202 --> 00:43:51,330
Holiday... Sqeeze? Huh?
829
00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:53,459
She lifts her right hand...
830
00:43:53,494 --> 00:43:54,966
...her right boob drops.
831
00:43:55,001 --> 00:43:57,001
Her left hand? The left boob drops!
832
00:43:57,036 --> 00:43:59,466
When she was singing...
833
00:43:59,501 --> 00:44:01,501
And what if she lifts both hands?
834
00:44:01,834 --> 00:44:04,230
You stared at her breasts all night!
835
00:44:04,265 --> 00:44:06,626
I didn't pay $200 just for her legs!
836
00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:10,126
Madonna's the real thing...
837
00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:11,813
So are my ducks!
838
00:44:11,848 --> 00:44:13,417
Champagne! Cheers!
839
00:44:21,209 --> 00:44:22,334
I don't want any!
840
00:44:23,251 --> 00:44:24,049
...cheer?
841
00:44:24,084 --> 00:44:25,376
You finish it!
842
00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:35,751
Snobs!
843
00:44:36,209 --> 00:44:37,042
Morning!
844
00:44:40,834 --> 00:44:42,001
Morning boss!
845
00:44:44,042 --> 00:44:45,751
Morning boss!
846
00:44:48,792 --> 00:44:50,001
Morning boss!
847
00:44:58,792 --> 00:45:00,959
Boss, read my comic book...
848
00:45:02,042 --> 00:45:04,542
Boss, shall I clean upstairs?
849
00:45:05,084 --> 00:45:06,084
Boss, I stole a bottle of soy sauce!
850
00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:07,591
Do you want it back?
851
00:45:07,626 --> 00:45:09,792
Look at you! You've become a chicken?
852
00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:13,751
Give me...
853
00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:20,167
Give me...
854
00:45:22,042 --> 00:45:23,667
Good!
855
00:45:25,459 --> 00:45:27,757
You traitor!
856
00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:29,799
What have I done wrong?
857
00:45:29,834 --> 00:45:31,834
I took care of you for so long!
858
00:45:31,869 --> 00:45:34,084
For your mother's sake!
859
00:45:36,709 --> 00:45:38,751
I've been so kind to you all those years.
860
00:45:38,786 --> 00:45:41,810
This is how you repay me?
861
00:45:41,845 --> 00:45:44,834
Come here Squid, come back!
862
00:45:44,917 --> 00:45:46,042
See, spineless worm!
863
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,167
He will come back.
864
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:49,167
You'll see...
865
00:45:49,709 --> 00:45:50,876
I am back for taxi fare!
866
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,542
You promised you'd pay me
taxi fare for me to leave.
867
00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:56,938
You want taxi fare?
868
00:45:56,973 --> 00:45:58,917
Okay! Taxi fare...
869
00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:05,591
Here you go! Is this what you want?
870
00:46:05,626 --> 00:46:08,626
I can tell you this much: You're worth $10!
871
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,251
You are worthless!
872
00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:14,001
I treated you all these years...
873
00:46:18,251 --> 00:46:20,042
Where is the missing piece?
874
00:46:20,376 --> 00:46:23,167
Boss, there's been accident outside!
875
00:46:23,202 --> 00:46:25,292
The TV stations are here!
876
00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:26,376
An accident?
877
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,001
Chimp, you take over.
878
00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:30,959
Alan, let's go and take a look.
879
00:46:31,042 --> 00:46:32,757
At 4.30pm...
880
00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,021
A minibus carrying 14 passengers...
881
00:46:35,056 --> 00:46:37,251
Lost control and hit a fire hydrant...
882
00:46:37,584 --> 00:46:41,376
On North Kowloon Rd...
883
00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:43,257
The accident cut off...
884
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:46,959
...all water supplies in the area.
885
00:46:46,994 --> 00:46:49,542
Fortunately no injuries.
886
00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:53,209
Everyone unharmed.
887
00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:54,917
TVN News.
888
00:46:55,001 --> 00:46:56,459
See, free advertisement time!
889
00:46:56,494 --> 00:46:58,042
Advertising!
890
00:47:09,751 --> 00:47:11,376
Let's move!
891
00:47:11,626 --> 00:47:12,924
The light's green, move!
892
00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:16,792
Be cool, people are crossing the road.
893
00:47:16,827 --> 00:47:18,584
The light's red again...
894
00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:20,382
You waited for more passengers!
895
00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:22,271
It's illegal driving through a red light.
896
00:47:22,306 --> 00:47:24,126
I know you would hurry if the van was full!
897
00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:29,834
Son, be honest with me. Did you dine at
Danny's with your girlfriend yesterday?
898
00:47:29,869 --> 00:47:33,126
Yes, Dad. She said it's
air-conditioned and has a TV.
899
00:47:33,161 --> 00:47:35,126
And the service is good.
900
00:47:35,376 --> 00:47:37,251
Son, how come you're so obedient
to your girlfriend?
901
00:47:38,126 --> 00:47:39,251
Green light, move!
902
00:47:39,286 --> 00:47:40,049
Wait...
903
00:47:40,084 --> 00:47:42,625
Passengers coming in.
904
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,167
Red light again, damn!
905
00:47:45,334 --> 00:47:47,542
Red always comes after green!
906
00:47:47,577 --> 00:47:48,872
It's common sense.
907
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,167
Okay, let's go!
908
00:47:50,202 --> 00:47:51,376
Wait!
909
00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:08,084
Can you see our advertisement?
910
00:48:09,459 --> 00:48:11,459
Green light, go on!
911
00:48:17,126 --> 00:48:19,771
In here, you are not a
waiter. You are not a chef.
912
00:48:19,806 --> 00:48:22,417
You are a star singer.
Your job is to entertain...
913
00:48:23,459 --> 00:48:25,466
...your customers.
914
00:48:25,501 --> 00:48:29,216
You know you have a good job, if...
915
00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:30,834
...your customers walks
out humming your tune.
916
00:48:30,869 --> 00:48:31,751
Yes Sir!
917
00:48:38,501 --> 00:48:40,459
Can I take your order?
918
00:48:40,494 --> 00:48:42,417
One fried chicken.
919
00:48:44,001 --> 00:48:45,834
Want some French fries?
920
00:48:45,869 --> 00:48:47,459
No, thanks.
921
00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:49,841
$5.8 please.
922
00:48:49,876 --> 00:48:52,542
What? That's expensive!
923
00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:54,959
The price is set by company, sir.
924
00:48:54,994 --> 00:48:56,126
Shut up!
925
00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,376
Why are you laughing?
Have you got no dignity?
926
00:49:00,411 --> 00:49:01,751
You dog!
927
00:49:03,792 --> 00:49:07,501
Sorry, no hot dogs, please come again.
928
00:49:10,751 --> 00:49:15,084
The customer is always
right, no matter what.
929
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,382
Let's practice!
930
00:49:16,417 --> 00:49:18,584
Morning, can I take your order?
931
00:49:18,619 --> 00:49:20,289
You idiot!
932
00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:21,924
Sorry!
933
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,751
I don't like your face!
934
00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:25,132
Swap around!
935
00:49:25,167 --> 00:49:27,751
Morning, can I take your order?
936
00:49:27,786 --> 00:49:29,667
You idiot!
937
00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:31,257
Sorry!
938
00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:33,167
I don't like your face!
939
00:49:33,501 --> 00:49:35,459
Swap around and carry on!
940
00:49:38,626 --> 00:49:40,667
Jump! Don't be lazy!
941
00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:45,584
Get set, go!
942
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:46,757
Come on...
943
00:49:46,792 --> 00:49:50,271
We sell fast food, we are efficient.
944
00:49:50,306 --> 00:49:53,751
We must move quickly to make money.
945
00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:57,501
Come on.
946
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:49,292
Stop! 24 Seconds, a world record!
947
00:50:49,327 --> 00:50:50,501
The slowest!
948
00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:55,521
Let's hold hands...
949
00:50:55,556 --> 00:50:59,174
Danny's is our home...
950
00:50:59,209 --> 00:51:02,792
We'll march in faith...
951
00:51:03,001 --> 00:51:07,209
And create a bright future.
952
00:51:07,244 --> 00:51:11,417
You light up our lives...
953
00:51:11,452 --> 00:51:15,751
So we shall overcome...
954
00:51:15,786 --> 00:51:20,341
And burst forward!
955
00:51:20,376 --> 00:51:25,417
We are devoted to Danny's...
956
00:51:25,452 --> 00:51:31,042
And will give our all.
957
00:51:35,251 --> 00:51:36,626
Let me see!
958
00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:40,292
Free drinks with fried chicken!
959
00:51:45,334 --> 00:51:46,799
Ready, go!
960
00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:48,896
Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...
961
00:51:48,931 --> 00:51:50,959
The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.
962
00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:54,459
Good, you get a free drink. Next.
963
00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:55,584
How do they make a profit?
964
00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,424
Ready, go!
965
00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:59,375
Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...
966
00:51:59,410 --> 00:52:01,292
The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.
967
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,001
Good, you get a free drink.
968
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:15,042
May I help You, Madam?
969
00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:18,549
One coke!
970
00:52:18,584 --> 00:52:20,292
Do you want some freshly fried chicken?
971
00:52:21,792 --> 00:52:25,334
Freshly fried "frozen" chicken!
972
00:52:25,917 --> 00:52:26,876
Okay, a fried chicken too!
973
00:52:27,501 --> 00:52:31,501
The duck shop will close down soon.
974
00:52:36,542 --> 00:52:39,459
I don't like this smell!
975
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,396
Kids, today is Simon's birthday.
976
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:56,126
Welcome to his birthday party!
977
00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:57,917
Let's cut the cake!
978
00:53:02,959 --> 00:53:04,251
Make a wish.
979
00:53:06,001 --> 00:53:07,292
I'm not a surgeon.
980
00:53:11,292 --> 00:53:12,334
Get me a camera!
981
00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:14,501
All this trendy furniture!
982
00:53:27,626 --> 00:53:29,834
Hello, welcome to Danny's!
983
00:53:29,869 --> 00:53:30,751
Hello!
984
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:35,459
Don't Indians eat with their left hand?
985
00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:39,584
I like throwing my food around!
986
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:43,459
Wouldn't you like some chilli sauce?
987
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:48,709
Great!
988
00:54:02,084 --> 00:54:05,188
What do you use to marinate your chicken?
989
00:54:05,223 --> 00:54:08,292
It's a secret recipe from the U.S.A...
990
00:54:11,959 --> 00:54:13,126
What's in it?
991
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:16,709
A secret! The ingredients are all imported.
992
00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:29,834
Only we have it in Hong Kong!
993
00:54:29,869 --> 00:54:32,667
But it's only for chicken.
994
00:54:33,251 --> 00:54:36,126
Even if that shop across the
street uses it for his ducks...
995
00:54:36,161 --> 00:54:38,292
...it won't help his business!
996
00:54:49,959 --> 00:54:51,167
Ah! You're a man!
997
00:54:51,202 --> 00:54:52,376
Do you like it?
998
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:56,917
Welcome, Mr. Hui is here
for our secret recipe.
999
00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:58,334
Stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...
1000
00:54:58,369 --> 00:55:00,417
Mr Hui, one more!
1001
00:55:05,126 --> 00:55:08,084
Mr Hui, one more!
1002
00:55:11,334 --> 00:55:13,167
Are you blind?
1003
00:55:15,001 --> 00:55:17,299
Ladies and gentlemen, special offer today!
1004
00:55:17,334 --> 00:55:19,834
Repeat our slogan in 5 seconds,
and a free duck wing!
1005
00:55:19,869 --> 00:55:21,424
Let's try, 1-2-3...
1006
00:55:21,459 --> 00:55:23,917
Hui's roast ducks are the best, the best.
1007
00:55:23,952 --> 00:55:26,376
Danny's chickens can go home and rest!
1008
00:55:27,084 --> 00:55:29,424
Crazy! Who would eat a duck wing?
1009
00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:31,792
Duck's tongue would be more appropriate!
1010
00:55:39,959 --> 00:55:42,376
These tables are sharp!
1011
00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:58,001
These chairs are too low!
1012
00:55:58,376 --> 00:56:00,767
- You can adjust
the height! - How?
1013
00:56:04,584 --> 00:56:05,459
Is the high enough?
1014
00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:07,966
It's too high!
1015
00:56:08,001 --> 00:56:09,605
I'll just re-adjust it!
1016
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,209
Its okay, it's fine!
1017
00:56:12,167 --> 00:56:13,882
Check please!
1018
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,334
Some towels for the gentlemen.
1019
00:56:15,369 --> 00:56:16,935
Check please.
1020
00:56:16,970 --> 00:56:18,501
Tooth pick.
1021
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,938
What's that smell?
1022
00:56:19,973 --> 00:56:21,174
What's going on?
1023
00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:22,334
It's soaked in perfume...
1024
00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:23,751
Perfume? It smells horrible!
1025
00:56:23,786 --> 00:56:25,334
No thanks!
1026
00:56:26,959 --> 00:56:29,126
I used my wife's perfume...
1027
00:56:29,161 --> 00:56:30,417
It's expensive!
1028
00:56:32,334 --> 00:56:33,417
How can you say it's horrible?
1029
00:56:43,751 --> 00:56:47,542
It's so dark! Can't see what I'm eating!
1030
00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:53,667
Welcome to the first BBQ
duck karaoke lounge!
1031
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:57,184
Today is beautiful Maria's birthday...
1032
00:56:57,219 --> 00:57:00,667
Would anyone like to sing her a song?
1033
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:02,091
Don't be shy, come on!
1034
00:57:02,126 --> 00:57:04,084
You look like Michael Jackson, you start!
1035
00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:05,459
Come on!
1036
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:07,466
Come on!
1037
00:57:07,501 --> 00:57:09,271
Pan, come on!
1038
00:57:09,306 --> 00:57:11,007
Don't be shy!
1039
00:57:11,042 --> 00:57:13,049
Let's have some fun, relax!
1040
00:57:13,084 --> 00:57:15,667
Okay, I'll just pick someone at random.
1041
00:57:15,702 --> 00:57:18,542
You, you the Prince!
1042
00:57:18,577 --> 00:57:20,876
Sing with me!
1043
00:57:21,001 --> 00:57:22,709
If you want to sing...
1044
00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:25,209
...go sing in a concert hall!
1045
00:57:26,459 --> 00:57:28,126
Alright! I'll start!
1046
00:57:28,751 --> 00:57:31,042
Then you must all join me. OKAY?
1047
00:57:31,077 --> 00:57:33,334
Enjoy yourselves, music please!
1048
00:57:36,834 --> 00:57:42,716
Its hard to find a soulmate...
1049
00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:48,751
...and friendships don't last forever.
1050
00:57:48,786 --> 00:57:54,372
Today we may part, but...
1051
00:57:54,407 --> 00:57:59,959
You'll be in my heart!
1052
00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:08,751
...we'll meet again one day.
1053
00:58:10,001 --> 00:58:12,251
Even if we don't...
1054
00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:17,001
...our friendship will be forever.
1055
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:23,626
Mountains come between us, yet...
1056
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:25,459
Table for 2?
1057
00:58:26,501 --> 00:58:27,542
Is this a go-go bar?
1058
00:58:27,626 --> 00:58:30,167
It's so noisy! Let’s go to Danny's...
1059
00:58:35,209 --> 00:58:38,230
In this life...
1060
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:41,216
Not so hard!
1061
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:45,917
...friendship never lasts! Come on!
1062
00:58:45,952 --> 00:58:46,966
Leave it out!
1063
00:58:47,001 --> 00:58:52,292
We hold hands as you leave...
1064
00:58:53,376 --> 00:58:57,667
But you'll be in my heart!
1065
00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:02,563
We may part now...
1066
00:59:02,598 --> 00:59:05,959
...but we'll meet again!
1067
00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:16,501
We quarrel sometimes,
but we're friends!
1068
00:59:16,536 --> 00:59:20,685
Mountains come between us...
1069
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,799
The duck shop's swan song!
1070
00:59:24,834 --> 00:59:27,000
Idiot! They can be miles behind...
1071
00:59:27,035 --> 00:59:29,167
...but we will not give them a chance!
1072
00:59:29,584 --> 00:59:31,876
The poor old man is making a move now
do something!
1073
00:59:31,911 --> 00:59:34,834
Friendship never changes...
1074
00:59:50,001 --> 00:59:51,466
Honey, are you alright?
1075
00:59:51,501 --> 00:59:54,167
Dad, the cassette player exploded,
it belongs to my friend!
1076
00:59:54,202 --> 00:59:54,966
So what?
1077
00:59:55,001 --> 00:59:57,251
Boss, they haven't paid!
1078
00:59:57,292 --> 00:59:58,667
Go after them then?
1079
00:59:59,459 --> 01:00:01,001
I'll give you money to buy a new one!
1080
01:00:01,459 --> 01:00:02,876
Help him upstairs!
1081
01:00:05,376 --> 01:00:08,292
Idiot! Turn off the electricity!
1082
01:00:08,327 --> 01:00:09,549
Get some water!
1083
01:00:09,584 --> 01:00:11,924
Maria, help me clean up!
1084
01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:13,626
It's alright now, forget what happened!
1085
01:00:13,661 --> 01:00:15,584
Get back to work.
1086
01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:24,896
Hello, little girl!
1087
01:00:24,931 --> 01:00:26,126
Do you like ducks?
1088
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:30,834
What do you want? Wierdo!
1089
01:00:30,869 --> 01:00:32,709
Mom, I'm scared!
1090
01:00:33,042 --> 01:00:34,042
Don't be afraid...
1091
01:00:38,709 --> 01:00:45,542
One chicken, one free drink!
Buy one get one free!
1092
01:00:45,584 --> 01:00:47,521
BBQ ducks, buy one get one free!
1093
01:00:47,556 --> 01:00:49,424
Darling, you get one free duck!
1094
01:00:49,459 --> 01:00:50,459
For 1 pound of duck, you get 1 free ounce!
1095
01:00:50,494 --> 01:00:51,591
Only one ounce!
1096
01:00:51,626 --> 01:00:54,091
Come on, let's go to Danny's!
1097
01:00:54,126 --> 01:00:55,126
Okay, buy one pound, you get 1 pound free!
1098
01:00:55,161 --> 01:00:56,251
It's 1 pound of duck free!
1099
01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,299
It's impossible!
1100
01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:00,501
It must be rotten or stale!
1101
01:01:00,536 --> 01:01:01,924
Stale? It's a bargain!
1102
01:01:01,959 --> 01:01:04,334
2 roast ducks for the price of 1!
1103
01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:07,917
Welcome!
1104
01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:10,959
Take a seat.
1105
01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:16,209
Dad, I'm starving!
1106
01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:20,792
Come on, I'm hungry!
1107
01:01:24,459 --> 01:01:26,459
I want fried chicken!
1108
01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:31,417
They are my customers, don't you dare!
1109
01:01:31,452 --> 01:01:33,834
Don't move, I'm warning you!
1110
01:01:36,584 --> 01:01:38,751
Don't move, or I'll kill you!
1111
01:01:39,501 --> 01:01:41,174
Can't you show some mercy?
1112
01:01:41,209 --> 01:01:44,584
Give me a chance. I'm warning you!
1113
01:01:44,619 --> 01:01:45,792
I'll kill you...
1114
01:01:46,084 --> 01:01:47,126
I mean it!
1115
01:01:47,876 --> 01:01:49,063
Stop it!
1116
01:01:49,098 --> 01:01:50,251
Go to hell!
1117
01:02:03,959 --> 01:02:05,105
Have some duck!
1118
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:06,251
I prefer chicken!
1119
01:02:06,417 --> 01:02:07,382
Eat me, eat me!
1120
01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:08,501
The boss is in a fight!
1121
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:38,167
Boss is fighting, come out!
1122
01:02:41,167 --> 01:02:43,417
Stop!
1123
01:02:51,292 --> 01:02:53,209
Come down!
1124
01:03:14,626 --> 01:03:15,959
Boss, get down!
1125
01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:17,626
What are they doing?
1126
01:03:17,876 --> 01:03:20,001
Some promotional gimmick!
1127
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:23,334
Only some promotion tricks!
1128
01:03:24,126 --> 01:03:30,584
1, 2, 3, jump!
1129
01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:34,882
Turn around and move your hips!
1130
01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:36,626
Tell them to stop playing and come down!
1131
01:03:36,661 --> 01:03:38,292
Okay!
1132
01:03:39,459 --> 01:03:42,459
Boss, get down!
1133
01:03:43,584 --> 01:03:45,959
Stop beating me!
1134
01:03:57,126 --> 01:03:58,292
See!
1135
01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:02,501
Stop! I'll kill you!
1136
01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:06,917
You're dead man! Stop!
1137
01:04:44,459 --> 01:04:45,841
Comic books?
1138
01:04:45,876 --> 01:04:47,626
There's aren't any customers!
1139
01:04:47,661 --> 01:04:49,376
But you're still getting paid!
1140
01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:51,126
Bastard!
1141
01:04:52,876 --> 01:04:55,507
Honey, let's face the reality.
1142
01:04:55,542 --> 01:04:57,126
It's not working. We'll have to close down!
1143
01:04:57,542 --> 01:05:00,549
Talk to Mom.
1144
01:05:00,584 --> 01:05:03,209
It's only temporary, don't worry!
1145
01:05:03,244 --> 01:05:04,792
Welcome, take a seat!
1146
01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:08,334
She's better than nothing!
1147
01:05:13,334 --> 01:05:14,709
Even the nun left us.
1148
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,507
Welcome Miss...
1149
01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:25,007
I mean Sister, can I help you?
1150
01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:27,792
A coke, French fries, corn with no butter.
1151
01:05:30,334 --> 01:05:31,876
Boss, their customers are all with us now.
1152
01:05:31,911 --> 01:05:33,424
...they'll close down soon!
1153
01:05:33,459 --> 01:05:36,626
Idiot! The duck shop is still open.
1154
01:05:36,661 --> 01:05:38,126
They're still a threat to us!
1155
01:05:39,084 --> 01:05:40,751
Get rid of them!
1156
01:05:47,167 --> 01:05:49,250
I will go to Macau tonight.
1157
01:05:49,285 --> 01:05:51,038
You take care of business.
1158
01:05:51,073 --> 01:05:52,792
I don't care what you do!
1159
01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:55,632
You have two accomplices.
1160
01:05:55,667 --> 01:05:58,667
The health inspector, and the news reporter.
1161
01:06:46,001 --> 01:06:48,841
Sir, you're back, take a seat!
1162
01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:52,084
Someone complained about rats in here.
1163
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,459
What rats?
1164
01:06:58,959 --> 01:06:59,917
No rats, see?
1165
01:07:00,042 --> 01:07:01,799
But the walls are cracked.
1166
01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:04,501
You wrap the duck with newspaper.
1167
01:07:04,536 --> 01:07:06,674
All the utensils are dirty.
1168
01:07:06,709 --> 01:07:10,417
Your staff have dandruff
and dirty nails!
1169
01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:13,626
The toilet stinks!
1170
01:07:21,876 --> 01:07:24,792
Squid, look, you did it,
it's all you fault!
1171
01:07:27,084 --> 01:07:28,382
Show me your ID card!
1172
01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:29,667
I'll have to pay penalty right?
1173
01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:32,126
Yeah, for the time being.
1174
01:07:32,501 --> 01:07:35,584
If I ever see a rat in here,
I will shut you down!
1175
01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:54,730
I'm back in my dream...
1176
01:07:54,765 --> 01:07:57,501
And you will appear again!
1177
01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:00,542
Don't you like the song?
1178
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:08,667
What are you doing?
1179
01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:10,917
Aerobics!
1180
01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:26,709
Very strange moves.
1181
01:09:09,501 --> 01:09:10,501
Go away, go away...
1182
01:09:16,459 --> 01:09:18,001
It's crazy here, let's go!
1183
01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:48,542
Give me a chance. Pick one!
1184
01:09:48,577 --> 01:09:50,417
No way, hands off!
1185
01:09:57,417 --> 01:09:58,709
2 Out of 3 then?
1186
01:09:58,744 --> 01:10:00,018
No way, move!
1187
01:10:00,053 --> 01:10:01,292
Help me please!
1188
01:10:06,126 --> 01:10:08,292
2 out of 3!
1189
01:10:08,327 --> 01:10:10,459
No way, move!
1190
01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:11,584
Please... Move!
1191
01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:24,667
They're actually rabbits!
1192
01:10:24,702 --> 01:10:26,084
Get lost!
1193
01:10:33,334 --> 01:10:33,632
No!
1194
01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:35,292
Mind your legs.
1195
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,709
They're enormous!
1196
01:10:42,917 --> 01:10:47,407
- I will shut you down.
- They're just toys, calm down!
1197
01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:50,292
Sir!
1198
01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:52,167
I will shut you down for sure.
1199
01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:56,584
It's not my fault,
I've been set up!
1200
01:10:58,667 --> 01:11:01,292
Stop! No photographs! Go away!
1201
01:11:01,834 --> 01:11:03,834
Stop it, stop it, or
I'll destroy your camera...
1202
01:11:03,869 --> 01:11:06,209
They're actually my
pets! Move, get lost...
1203
01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:14,084
You son of a bitch!
1204
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:29,167
What can I do for you?
1205
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,216
Look at this.
1206
01:11:30,251 --> 01:11:32,584
This bloody chicken is raw!
1207
01:11:32,619 --> 01:11:33,507
I want my money back!
1208
01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:35,042
Come on, give me my money back!
1209
01:11:35,077 --> 01:11:36,292
Quick I need to go now!
1210
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,091
What did he say?
1211
01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:39,792
He wants his money back!
1212
01:11:39,827 --> 01:11:40,917
Fill in a form.
1213
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:43,625
You must fill in the form.
1214
01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:45,768
I don't want any form.
1215
01:11:45,803 --> 01:11:47,876
I just want my money back!
1216
01:11:48,084 --> 01:11:50,334
It says 100%
satisfaction guaranteed!
1217
01:11:50,834 --> 01:11:52,382
But you must fill in the form!
1218
01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:54,876
I want my $20 back,
you stupid Chinese pig!
1219
01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:56,299
What did he say?
1220
01:11:56,334 --> 01:11:58,375
He said, "You Chinese Pig!"
1221
01:11:58,410 --> 01:12:00,417
You white devil, how dare you!
1222
01:12:00,452 --> 01:12:01,466
I'll kill you bastard!
1223
01:12:01,501 --> 01:12:03,917
You insulted me,
you called me what?
1224
01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:06,376
I can say what I like, Pig!
1225
01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:09,292
Excuse me, may I help you sir?
1226
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,001
You're the manager?
1227
01:12:11,709 --> 01:12:13,716
This jerk gave me a rotten chicken.
1228
01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:14,959
I want my money back
and I want it now!
1229
01:12:14,994 --> 01:12:16,667
- You prepare it,
okay? - I'm sorry.
1230
01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:18,542
I'm sorry.
1231
01:12:18,577 --> 01:12:19,674
Sorry, sir...
1232
01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:20,896
Did you call him white devil?
1233
01:12:20,931 --> 01:12:22,784
- But he called me Chinese
pig! - Just answer me...
1234
01:12:22,834 --> 01:12:25,251
- ...did you call him
white devil? - Yes!
1235
01:12:25,417 --> 01:12:26,709
You're fired!
1236
01:12:27,834 --> 01:12:28,591
What does "fired" mean?
1237
01:12:28,626 --> 01:12:33,084
You're fired!
Return your uniform!
1238
01:12:33,334 --> 01:12:35,559
Okay, I'll go! I can't
take this anymore!
1239
01:12:35,681 --> 01:12:37,084
You're inhuman! I quit!
1240
01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:38,376
Go away!
1241
01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:43,209
Honey!
1242
01:12:48,084 --> 01:12:49,813
Did you know Squid left Danny's?
1243
01:12:49,848 --> 01:12:51,382
I don't. I am not surprised.
1244
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:52,917
He's not a chicken anymore!
1245
01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:57,251
Let's take him back!
1246
01:12:57,751 --> 01:12:59,417
He needs money to take
care of his old mother.
1247
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,292
No way!
1248
01:13:03,251 --> 01:13:07,459
Hui, you treat both your
staff like shit! And me too!
1249
01:13:08,501 --> 01:13:09,667
What are you saying?
1250
01:13:10,584 --> 01:13:12,188
Just look at this necklace!
1251
01:13:12,223 --> 01:13:15,049
Exactly, look at that necklace!
1252
01:13:15,084 --> 01:13:17,459
Look at the inscription! The name!
1253
01:13:17,494 --> 01:13:19,834
It was for Pan's daughter, right?
1254
01:13:22,042 --> 01:13:24,959
That's why I said you
treat us all the same!
1255
01:13:25,376 --> 01:13:28,376
If you treat them badly,
they'll treat the customers badly!
1256
01:13:28,411 --> 01:13:30,584
So how can your business be good?
1257
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:37,084
Squid...
1258
01:13:39,376 --> 01:13:41,001
Talk to him.
1259
01:13:47,251 --> 01:13:48,042
Talk to him.
1260
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,292
What is there to say?
1261
01:13:56,626 --> 01:13:58,292
I don't know what you're thinking!
1262
01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:00,917
Say...
1263
01:14:02,417 --> 01:14:03,501
Say.
1264
01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:08,042
You screwed up...
1265
01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:09,667
...so what now?
1266
01:14:09,702 --> 01:14:10,834
Say!
1267
01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:11,896
I've got nothing to say!
1268
01:14:11,931 --> 01:14:13,153
Why are you here then? Huh?
1269
01:14:13,188 --> 01:14:14,376
I want to use the toilet!
1270
01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:19,375
You coward, spineless worm!
1271
01:14:19,410 --> 01:14:22,959
Boss, we're all overworked!
1272
01:14:27,209 --> 01:14:31,001
Boss, I'm chopping ducks
and busy with deliveries.
1273
01:14:31,542 --> 01:14:32,876
Man power is not enough...
1274
01:14:36,667 --> 01:14:40,001
Work load is too heavy for me.
1275
01:14:40,376 --> 01:14:43,001
Doing the shopping and the accounts!
1276
01:14:43,036 --> 01:14:44,417
You think I'm superman?
1277
01:14:45,584 --> 01:14:50,334
Yeah boss, we're all exhausted!
1278
01:14:51,417 --> 01:14:53,501
You 3 can stop it...
1279
01:14:55,126 --> 01:14:57,626
Okay, tell him to get to work!
1280
01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:59,709
Squid! Come out!
1281
01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:09,417
Boss, sorry! It took
so long to do my hair!
1282
01:15:09,452 --> 01:15:11,626
Maria, Squid is back with us!
1283
01:15:12,751 --> 01:15:14,591
If I'd known...
1284
01:15:14,626 --> 01:15:16,626
I wouldn't have bothered!
1285
01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:18,959
Okay, get to work! No
more punk haircuts again!
1286
01:15:18,994 --> 01:15:21,501
You look like porcupines!
1287
01:15:22,959 --> 01:15:24,667
What a weird look!
1288
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:28,376
A letter for you.
1289
01:15:33,626 --> 01:15:35,209
Our business is
running down the toilet.
1290
01:15:36,501 --> 01:15:37,667
It'll pick up.
1291
01:15:39,126 --> 01:15:41,626
Talk to mom, she might...
1292
01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,424
Forget your mom...
1293
01:15:43,459 --> 01:15:45,876
She sells fur, I sell ducks.
1294
01:15:45,911 --> 01:15:48,001
I'll sort it out!
1295
01:15:48,036 --> 01:15:49,334
Go to sleep.
1296
01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:05,459
Delicious BBQ duck!
1297
01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:08,334
Dinner time.
1298
01:16:08,584 --> 01:16:09,882
Cheers!
1299
01:16:09,917 --> 01:16:11,209
Welcome back, Squid!
1300
01:16:11,459 --> 01:16:14,251
Cheers!
1301
01:16:20,334 --> 01:16:23,334
With you here, we'll beat Danny's!
1302
01:16:26,834 --> 01:16:27,834
Squid eat up, it may
be your last chance.
1303
01:16:27,869 --> 01:16:31,001
Squid...
1304
01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:36,876
Why is our business so bad?
1305
01:16:39,917 --> 01:16:41,126
Here are 3 letters.
1306
01:16:41,917 --> 01:16:45,709
One's from the government.
They're closing us down!
1307
01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:49,959
This is from the Tax Department.
Demanding 7 years' tax!
1308
01:16:49,994 --> 01:16:52,084
7 years! Where will
I get the money?
1309
01:16:53,084 --> 01:16:55,049
The last one is from my uncle.
1310
01:16:55,084 --> 01:16:57,126
My uncle is interested
to buy out this store.
1311
01:16:57,834 --> 01:17:00,757
So here is the solution.
1312
01:17:00,792 --> 01:17:03,917
I'll sell the store
to Uncle and pay my tax.
1313
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,726
So, no more BBQ ducks!
1314
01:17:05,761 --> 01:17:08,151
He's drunk, ignore him.
1315
01:17:08,186 --> 01:17:10,542
My ducks aren't so bad...
1316
01:17:11,167 --> 01:17:12,792
Why is our business
so bad? Tell me!
1317
01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:32,834
I want to see Hui!
1318
01:17:33,334 --> 01:17:34,417
Boss!
1319
01:17:38,417 --> 01:17:39,216
What do you want?
1320
01:17:39,251 --> 01:17:41,917
Here's $900,000. I want
to buy out your shop!
1321
01:17:43,042 --> 01:17:44,501
Move out before
the 8th of the month.
1322
01:17:45,917 --> 01:17:48,126
Sort out the paperwork with Raymond.
1323
01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:53,251
...then you can cash
the cheque tomorrow!
1324
01:17:56,209 --> 01:17:58,334
Can you guess what my answer is?
1325
01:17:58,369 --> 01:17:59,455
What?
1326
01:17:59,490 --> 01:18:00,542
Go away!
1327
01:18:11,751 --> 01:18:16,501
Maria, forget what you owe me!
1328
01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:21,938
Squid, go visit
your mom sometimes.
1329
01:18:21,973 --> 01:18:24,126
She called and said she misses you.
1330
01:18:24,959 --> 01:18:26,709
Chimp, come here!
1331
01:18:28,251 --> 01:18:30,959
You have always
wanted my recipe, right?
1332
01:18:30,994 --> 01:18:33,251
Look in the pockets.
1333
01:18:35,126 --> 01:18:36,751
You have learnt
everything- Except that!
1334
01:18:36,786 --> 01:18:38,251
Now you have it, you'll be great!
1335
01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:42,001
Remember, never add corn starch!
1336
01:18:44,751 --> 01:18:46,341
You don't have to look so sad!
1337
01:18:46,376 --> 01:18:49,542
I will ask my Uncle to keep
you guys on the pay-roll!
1338
01:18:49,577 --> 01:18:51,841
So don't worry!
1339
01:18:51,876 --> 01:18:54,667
No problem!... Don't cry...
1340
01:18:55,626 --> 01:18:57,292
I said don't cry, be a man!
1341
01:18:57,327 --> 01:18:58,626
Honey, honey!
1342
01:18:59,042 --> 01:19:00,167
Come upstairs, we need to talk!
1343
01:19:01,584 --> 01:19:04,209
I arranged to meet mom.
1344
01:19:04,542 --> 01:19:05,632
Why?
1345
01:19:05,667 --> 01:19:07,626
We'll talk to her at the hotel!
1346
01:19:08,709 --> 01:19:12,146
What for? It's all
been said and done.
1347
01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:15,111
She'll say "Compromise, advertise"...
1348
01:19:15,146 --> 01:19:18,042
My many years of
experience is useless.
1349
01:19:18,077 --> 01:19:20,084
Your Mom will help us?
1350
01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:23,375
Listen to her, try to change!
1351
01:19:23,410 --> 01:19:26,459
I've changed! I even sang a song!
1352
01:19:26,494 --> 01:19:27,709
But it didn't help!
1353
01:19:28,042 --> 01:19:30,084
I don't understand why customers
have come to prefer 'frozen' chicken?
1354
01:19:30,119 --> 01:19:32,876
...and rats suddenly drop
down from the skies?
1355
01:19:33,584 --> 01:19:34,834
Go and talk to him!
1356
01:19:34,869 --> 01:19:36,084
I'm not his son...
1357
01:19:36,119 --> 01:19:37,084
You go!
1358
01:19:38,001 --> 01:19:40,146
So? What then? Mom's waiting!
1359
01:19:40,181 --> 01:19:42,257
She offers to pay for renovation.
1360
01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:44,917
There's one word I'm
sick and tired of...
1361
01:19:45,001 --> 01:19:49,132
That's "mom"!
1362
01:19:49,167 --> 01:19:50,563
You know she despises me.
1363
01:19:50,598 --> 01:19:51,924
I don't want her money!
1364
01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:54,292
What choice do we have?
Close down your life's work?
1365
01:19:54,327 --> 01:19:55,684
I'll get a job in a restaurant.
1366
01:19:55,719 --> 01:19:57,042
I think I can earn a good salary.
1367
01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:01,584
Hui, you'd rather
work for someone else?
1368
01:20:01,619 --> 01:20:02,924
I'm flexible.
1369
01:20:02,959 --> 01:20:04,876
Remember Lamma Island is
as good as Long Island!
1370
01:20:04,911 --> 01:20:06,876
They both have fish, don't they?
1371
01:20:06,911 --> 01:20:08,309
- Are you coming?
- No!
1372
01:20:08,501 --> 01:20:10,001
Are you coming
with me? Or not?
1373
01:20:10,036 --> 01:20:10,751
No!
1374
01:20:12,501 --> 01:20:13,501
I'll go without you!
1375
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:15,542
I don't care!
1376
01:20:17,126 --> 01:20:18,251
I'm not coming home tonight!
1377
01:20:18,286 --> 01:20:19,376
So I can have the whole bed!
1378
01:20:21,626 --> 01:20:24,501
Honey, wait!
The hotel's too cold!
1379
01:20:24,536 --> 01:20:27,126
The towels are dirty!
1380
01:20:28,667 --> 01:20:29,501
What are you looking at?
1381
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,500
I told you Hui's no good.
1382
01:21:05,535 --> 01:21:08,007
He hasn't even called!
1383
01:21:08,042 --> 01:21:10,959
He can't last a day without me!
1384
01:21:10,994 --> 01:21:12,167
He'll call today.
1385
01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:16,917
Hello...
1386
01:21:17,209 --> 01:21:19,876
Mom? This is Hui, have you drank...
1387
01:21:19,911 --> 01:21:21,001
I mean... Eaten today?
1388
01:21:24,042 --> 01:21:25,376
I'll be there.
1389
01:21:27,417 --> 01:21:28,257
What did he say?
1390
01:21:28,292 --> 01:21:30,334
He asked me out for lunch!
1391
01:21:43,751 --> 01:21:45,334
Mom...
1392
01:21:48,126 --> 01:21:49,549
She never liked you...
1393
01:21:49,584 --> 01:21:51,584
Now you're begging her for money...
1394
01:21:51,619 --> 01:21:53,601
Not really... She wants to invest...
1395
01:21:53,636 --> 01:21:55,584
She asked me...
that's okay, I guess...
1396
01:21:55,709 --> 01:21:57,792
Admit it... You're just a scum!
1397
01:22:03,834 --> 01:22:05,251
Only a monkey begs for money...
1398
01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:06,417
Hui!
1399
01:22:08,167 --> 01:22:09,959
The coffee Shop's there!
1400
01:22:14,042 --> 01:22:16,376
It's nice here, come on.
1401
01:22:18,709 --> 01:22:21,959
The orange juice is fresh!
1402
01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:29,751
The napkins are
clean, aren't they?
1403
01:22:31,917 --> 01:22:33,292
Mom...
1404
01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:37,001
Would you like me to invest?
1405
01:22:39,334 --> 01:22:40,126
Yes!
1406
01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:46,626
It's for me!
1407
01:22:46,959 --> 01:22:47,876
Turn it off!
1408
01:22:51,584 --> 01:22:53,855
That Hui is a fool!
1409
01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:56,126
Still won't give up!
1410
01:22:56,584 --> 01:22:58,584
They've got no chance!
1411
01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:02,459
They'll close down in 3 days!
1412
01:23:13,251 --> 01:23:14,459
Come in, interview is inside.
1413
01:23:46,417 --> 01:23:48,167
Clean it up, over here.
1414
01:23:48,459 --> 01:23:48,980
Mind your feet!
1415
01:23:49,015 --> 01:23:49,883
Over there too!
1416
01:23:49,918 --> 01:23:50,855
Mind your feet!
1417
01:23:50,890 --> 01:23:51,792
You need a shave.
1418
01:23:51,876 --> 01:23:53,542
Try some acne cream!
1419
01:23:54,834 --> 01:23:56,209
Brush your teeth,
your mouth stinks!
1420
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,167
What's so funny?
1421
01:23:57,417 --> 01:23:58,959
Give up smoking,
your teeth are yellow!
1422
01:23:59,626 --> 01:24:02,042
No smoking during work hours.
1423
01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:05,584
Wash your hands
after using the toilet.
1424
01:24:11,167 --> 01:24:12,188
- Alan!
- What?
1425
01:24:12,209 --> 01:24:13,424
You know, a friend of mine...
1426
01:24:13,459 --> 01:24:16,209
He had a throat
operation last year...
1427
01:24:16,251 --> 01:24:17,292
So he couldn't eat
with his mouth.
1428
01:24:17,327 --> 01:24:18,751
How awful!
1429
01:24:19,417 --> 01:24:21,007
The doctor told him...
1430
01:24:21,042 --> 01:24:23,917
...he'd have to eat
through his asshole!
1431
01:24:23,952 --> 01:24:24,924
You are kidding?
1432
01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:26,584
So he went home and practiced.
1433
01:24:27,501 --> 01:24:29,459
6 months later, he
went to see the doctor...
1434
01:24:29,494 --> 01:24:30,299
The doctor said...
1435
01:24:30,334 --> 01:24:32,626
'how are you getting along?'
1436
01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:38,501
He said, 'great! I eat
better than before!'
1437
01:24:38,959 --> 01:24:41,042
The doctor said, 'congratulations!'
1438
01:24:42,167 --> 01:24:46,542
...and then asked, 'Why
do you keep shaking?'
1439
01:24:47,126 --> 01:24:49,876
He answered, 'Well,
I'm Chewing gum!'
1440
01:24:56,834 --> 01:24:59,251
Alan, if I ever catch
your asshole chewing gum...
1441
01:24:59,286 --> 01:25:00,917
I' II block it up, okay?
1442
01:25:01,417 --> 01:25:03,875
Remember, Customers
are always right.
1443
01:25:03,910 --> 01:25:06,334
Even when they are
being unreasonable.
1444
01:25:06,369 --> 01:25:08,292
Maria, come out and demonstrate!
1445
01:25:09,084 --> 01:25:11,376
Come on, You're brave!
1446
01:25:12,292 --> 01:25:13,424
Be tolerant!
1447
01:25:13,459 --> 01:25:15,792
I'll show you how.
1448
01:25:15,827 --> 01:25:18,091
I hate your face!
1449
01:25:18,126 --> 01:25:19,501
You stupid fool, idiot!
1450
01:25:19,542 --> 01:25:20,834
Good!
1451
01:25:20,959 --> 01:25:23,667
It's only a demonstration,
you don't have to beat me!
1452
01:25:24,376 --> 01:25:26,834
Stop it!
1453
01:25:37,459 --> 01:25:39,834
We have our own regulations.
1454
01:25:39,869 --> 01:25:42,174
Each place has its own rules...
1455
01:25:42,209 --> 01:25:43,626
If you reveal our
recipe to outsiders...
1456
01:25:43,661 --> 01:25:46,132
You will be cursed!
1457
01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:48,757
And die bleeding on the streets!
1458
01:25:48,792 --> 01:25:51,126
Your children will
lose their souls...
1459
01:25:51,161 --> 01:25:54,331
...and your bloodline will cease!
1460
01:25:54,366 --> 01:25:57,501
With our blood we take an oath!
1461
01:25:57,917 --> 01:25:59,167
Is this the Triad Society?
1462
01:25:59,202 --> 01:26:00,417
Or some religious cult?
1463
01:26:03,084 --> 01:26:04,292
Don't worry. Nobody's getting hurt.
1464
01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:06,209
This is duck blood.
1465
01:26:06,959 --> 01:26:08,042
Let's drink it!
1466
01:26:36,876 --> 01:26:39,876
Go and give out these pamphlets!
1467
01:26:46,792 --> 01:26:48,417
Hui, congratulations!
1468
01:26:48,452 --> 01:26:50,042
I'm going for lunch!
1469
01:26:50,334 --> 01:26:51,917
I've reserved a place for you!
1470
01:26:54,251 --> 01:26:55,876
Free soup with our set lunch!
1471
01:26:56,209 --> 01:26:57,424
It's an interesting menu!
1472
01:26:57,459 --> 01:26:59,667
Fried duck, BBQ duck,
Broiled duck...
1473
01:26:59,702 --> 01:27:03,209
...steam duck, honey glazed duck...
1474
01:27:03,244 --> 01:27:04,257
But I like chicken!
1475
01:27:04,292 --> 01:27:06,209
We also serve all
kinds of chicken!
1476
01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:12,959
Hui's chicken isn't bad either!
1477
01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:15,084
Idiot! They had you fooled!
1478
01:27:16,001 --> 01:27:17,459
The chicken doesn't taste good...
1479
01:27:17,917 --> 01:27:20,001
It's their packaging!
1480
01:27:20,036 --> 01:27:21,459
They've learnt!
1481
01:27:23,584 --> 01:27:24,667
We'll sell BBQ ducks! Tomorrow!
1482
01:27:25,501 --> 01:27:27,292
But Boss, we don't know
how to roast ducks!
1483
01:27:27,327 --> 01:27:29,084
We don't need to know.
The computer knows.
1484
01:27:49,834 --> 01:27:51,251
Refund!
1485
01:27:52,459 --> 01:27:54,001
What's going on?
1486
01:27:54,626 --> 01:27:56,299
Maybe our ducks don't taste good?
1487
01:27:56,334 --> 01:27:58,542
Idiot! I don't want
to hear a problem.
1488
01:27:58,577 --> 01:27:59,751
I want to hear solutions.
1489
01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:11,792
Dad, Mom, I'm going
to do my homework!
1490
01:28:27,209 --> 01:28:28,792
Work on your Maths!
1491
01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:32,626
Calm down, have a
plate of vegetables!
1492
01:28:34,209 --> 01:28:37,417
Sister! You're back!
Chinese food's better, right?
1493
01:28:37,584 --> 01:28:39,667
Plain noodles, no lard please.
1494
01:28:39,702 --> 01:28:40,459
Good choice!
1495
01:28:49,084 --> 01:28:53,292
Idiot! If business is slow,
cut down some staff costs!
1496
01:28:53,327 --> 01:28:54,792
I already have!
1497
01:28:55,959 --> 01:28:57,584
Use part-time. Cut costs.
1498
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:00,751
Yeah Boss, how about we
hire illegal immigrants...
1499
01:29:00,786 --> 01:29:03,501
...and then we report to
the police on pay day?
1500
01:29:04,751 --> 01:29:07,459
What if we get caught?
1501
01:29:09,667 --> 01:29:12,459
I want you to work
as cashier after 5pm!
1502
01:29:13,709 --> 01:29:14,591
Hello All! Your bonus!
1503
01:29:14,626 --> 01:29:17,042
One each, it'll
bring you good luck...
1504
01:29:17,077 --> 01:29:19,601
Inside is your share
of the profits.
1505
01:29:19,636 --> 01:29:22,126
We are now officially
a limited company.
1506
01:29:22,161 --> 01:29:24,042
And you all have shares in it.
1507
01:29:24,917 --> 01:29:27,084
Shares? You mean hair?
1508
01:29:27,119 --> 01:29:28,417
No, he said air!
1509
01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:31,626
Come on, don't try
and con us again!
1510
01:29:31,661 --> 01:29:33,501
I really mean it.
1511
01:29:34,584 --> 01:29:35,876
This is cute!
1512
01:29:37,126 --> 01:29:39,792
I'm on my way to shoot our ad.!
1513
01:29:40,334 --> 01:29:42,959
Advertising brings
profits, right?
1514
01:29:42,994 --> 01:29:44,126
Right!
1515
01:29:45,376 --> 01:29:48,084
Get me those two things.
1516
01:29:53,542 --> 01:29:55,042
You know what to do.
1517
01:29:56,001 --> 01:29:57,834
Hire 2 kids to
take care of business.
1518
01:29:57,869 --> 01:29:58,751
Idiot!
1519
01:29:59,834 --> 01:30:01,132
They'll set the fire.
1520
01:30:01,167 --> 01:30:03,376
What If they blackmail us?
1521
01:30:04,334 --> 01:30:06,042
You mean I do it?
1522
01:30:07,167 --> 01:30:09,507
You just volunteered!
1523
01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:12,417
I was just talking to the sign!
1524
01:30:12,452 --> 01:30:13,542
Well, carry on talking!
1525
01:30:14,251 --> 01:30:16,459
When will you do it?
I'll book my ticket.
1526
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:18,049
You'll go to Macau.
1527
01:30:18,084 --> 01:30:19,466
So you'll have an alibi.
1528
01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:21,167
It'll have nothing
to do with you, right?
1529
01:30:26,542 --> 01:30:28,167
Honey, do you know
what day it is?
1530
01:30:28,202 --> 01:30:29,167
Today?
1531
01:30:29,751 --> 01:30:31,584
Our wedding anniversary!
1532
01:30:33,792 --> 01:30:34,716
Exactly!
1533
01:30:34,751 --> 01:30:36,001
This is the best oven...
1534
01:30:36,036 --> 01:30:37,251
I've checked it out.
1535
01:30:37,917 --> 01:30:39,174
What do you think, Mom?
1536
01:30:39,209 --> 01:30:40,626
Isn't your anniversary next month...
1537
01:30:40,709 --> 01:30:42,959
Shh! Let's cut cake!
1538
01:30:45,376 --> 01:30:47,126
First, you light the rags.
1539
01:30:53,667 --> 01:30:56,376
It's a criminal offence,
I might get caught!
1540
01:30:57,709 --> 01:30:59,126
I'll watch out for your family.
1541
01:30:59,459 --> 01:31:01,042
Just "watch" out?
1542
01:31:03,126 --> 01:31:04,334
I want $500,000!
1543
01:31:04,369 --> 01:31:05,376
Idiot!
1544
01:31:05,709 --> 01:31:07,174
I need $500,000!
1545
01:31:07,209 --> 01:31:10,376
Raymond, where's your integrity?
1546
01:31:10,876 --> 01:31:13,001
A year ago, you were
just a poor teacher.
1547
01:31:13,036 --> 01:31:15,841
I paid for your training in Japan.
1548
01:31:15,876 --> 01:31:18,063
And I gave you a new
life as a manager here.
1549
01:31:18,098 --> 01:31:20,251
You would have struggled
and starved to death.
1550
01:31:20,626 --> 01:31:23,417
I won't do it unless
you give me $500,000!
1551
01:31:23,452 --> 01:31:25,792
Write me a cheque! Now.
1552
01:31:25,876 --> 01:31:27,001
Are you crazy?
1553
01:31:27,084 --> 01:31:28,167
Pay me and I'll do it!
1554
01:31:28,202 --> 01:31:29,251
You're ruining my suit!
1555
01:31:31,917 --> 01:31:33,626
I've got one more demand!
1556
01:31:34,126 --> 01:31:35,834
Stop calling me "Idiot"!
1557
01:31:36,876 --> 01:31:39,334
I'm not a dog!
1558
01:31:40,376 --> 01:31:41,976
- How much do I pay you a
month? - Thirty-eight Thousand.
1559
01:31:42,042 --> 01:31:45,209
Then you're a dog, a useless dog!
1560
01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:48,216
See, a dog guards his home.
1561
01:31:48,251 --> 01:31:50,209
You can't even guard my business!
1562
01:31:56,084 --> 01:31:58,001
Alright, just forget it!
1563
01:31:59,542 --> 01:32:02,417
I just need an insurance
for my family!
1564
01:32:04,376 --> 01:32:06,292
I'll do it if you pay me!
1565
01:32:08,667 --> 01:32:11,292
Mr. Poon, I just want money!
1566
01:32:11,709 --> 01:32:16,001
I've made you a fortune,
just give me some!
1567
01:32:17,209 --> 01:32:18,167
Help!
1568
01:32:23,209 --> 01:32:25,209
Danny's is on fire!
1569
01:32:25,792 --> 01:32:26,917
Fire!
1570
01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:37,376
There's a fire!
1571
01:32:37,584 --> 01:32:39,292
Is there anybody inside?
1572
01:32:39,327 --> 01:32:40,007
Help!
1573
01:32:40,042 --> 01:32:42,626
Somebody's inside!
1574
01:32:42,792 --> 01:32:45,042
Where's the fire
hydrant? Find a hose!
1575
01:32:45,077 --> 01:32:47,292
There's a construction site, quick!
1576
01:32:47,876 --> 01:32:49,417
Pull out the pipe!
1577
01:32:49,584 --> 01:32:51,292
Boss, I don't know
how to turn it on!
1578
01:32:51,327 --> 01:32:53,001
Well, just pour some
water all over me!
1579
01:32:53,036 --> 01:32:53,792
What are you doing?
1580
01:32:53,827 --> 01:32:55,759
- I'm going in!
- Don't!
1581
01:32:56,292 --> 01:32:58,209
Do it, or you're fired!
1582
01:33:00,584 --> 01:33:02,501
An oxygen tank, perfect!
1583
01:33:05,251 --> 01:33:06,417
Call the police!
1584
01:33:45,251 --> 01:33:46,251
Honey!
1585
01:33:57,084 --> 01:33:58,751
Hurry, find a hose pipe...
1586
01:34:06,709 --> 01:34:10,792
Breathe in, get up
together, follow me.
1587
01:34:12,126 --> 01:34:13,292
Give it to me!
1588
01:34:18,459 --> 01:34:19,376
Honey...
1589
01:34:25,084 --> 01:34:26,709
Are you okay?
1590
01:34:27,209 --> 01:34:28,334
I almost got killed by the water!
1591
01:34:29,376 --> 01:34:30,084
What's up?
1592
01:34:30,667 --> 01:34:32,751
Move, let's take a picture...
1593
01:34:32,959 --> 01:34:34,667
Move, let us through...
1594
01:34:36,459 --> 01:34:38,341
Give me a job!
1595
01:34:38,376 --> 01:34:39,834
Sir, I'm cheap and work hard...
1596
01:34:39,917 --> 01:34:41,292
Sure, sure I'll employ you!
1597
01:34:43,834 --> 01:34:46,751
I'll be back to get you!
1598
01:34:46,786 --> 01:34:48,101
I'll be waiting!
1599
01:34:48,136 --> 01:34:50,017
- Honey, are you okay?
- I'm okay!
1600
01:34:50,042 --> 01:34:52,209
Look in the camera,
over here please!
1601
01:34:56,376 --> 01:34:59,782
- Good. - This is for you
to eat on the plane!
1602
01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:01,466
Thanks!
1603
01:35:01,501 --> 01:35:02,876
Mom, stay for 2 more months!
1604
01:35:02,911 --> 01:35:04,251
I don't want to be a pain!
1605
01:35:04,286 --> 01:35:05,216
Don't say that!
1606
01:35:05,251 --> 01:35:07,730
Just send my profits
to my accountant.
1607
01:35:07,765 --> 01:35:10,209
Don't just always think
of your business.
1608
01:35:10,244 --> 01:35:11,882
Take good care of my daughter!
1609
01:35:11,917 --> 01:35:13,417
Of course, won't let
her out of my sight!
1610
01:35:14,084 --> 01:35:15,549
My daughter was right.
1611
01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:17,042
You're not so bad after all.
1612
01:35:18,459 --> 01:35:19,167
Bye!
1613
01:35:19,834 --> 01:35:20,626
Bye!
1614
01:35:28,917 --> 01:35:31,625
Dad, I've decided to
change my study subject.
1615
01:35:31,660 --> 01:35:34,334
I'm going to study
business administration!
1616
01:35:35,001 --> 01:35:36,132
Business administration?
1617
01:35:36,167 --> 01:35:38,584
It's about managing
and growing a business.
1618
01:35:38,619 --> 01:35:41,001
I'll make our shop an
international franchise!
1619
01:35:41,036 --> 01:35:41,959
What do you think?
1620
01:35:42,376 --> 01:35:43,876
That's my boy. Better
than being a barber!
1621
01:35:43,911 --> 01:35:45,757
He changes his mind every month!
1622
01:35:45,792 --> 01:35:47,501
No way, this will last
at least 2 months!
1623
01:35:48,209 --> 01:35:49,584
Then we'll talk again in 2 months!
1624
01:35:49,619 --> 01:35:51,126
Boss, the reporters are here!
1625
01:35:51,161 --> 01:35:51,917
Come in.
1626
01:35:54,001 --> 01:35:55,799
Sir, how's the food?
1627
01:35:55,834 --> 01:35:58,209
Yes, food's better
and the place is nice!
1628
01:36:00,167 --> 01:36:01,959
Can I smoke?
1629
01:36:03,709 --> 01:36:04,917
Can I fart?
1630
01:36:09,209 --> 01:36:11,917
My dear! Wait, you mustn't
eat duck with chopsticks!
1631
01:36:11,952 --> 01:36:13,709
It'll feel pain,
and spoil the taste.
1632
01:36:13,744 --> 01:36:14,834
Put it down.
1633
01:36:15,292 --> 01:36:17,063
You must treat it lovingly...
1634
01:36:17,098 --> 01:36:18,695
...intimately. With passion.
1635
01:36:18,730 --> 01:36:20,257
Before you eat it, you say:
1636
01:36:20,292 --> 01:36:24,542
"Dear duck leg, I'm
coming to eat you!"
1637
01:36:24,577 --> 01:36:28,792
Now, tenderly pick it
up, and bite gently.
1638
01:36:29,834 --> 01:36:31,459
It'll taste different, Try it!
1639
01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:33,266
- Are you sure?
- Of course, try it.
1640
01:36:34,001 --> 01:36:35,042
Crazy!
1641
01:36:42,792 --> 01:36:44,549
Dear duck leg...
1642
01:36:44,584 --> 01:36:46,251
I'm coming to eat you!
1643
01:36:50,292 --> 01:36:52,167
Mr Hui, even the nuns
eat at your place.
1644
01:36:52,876 --> 01:36:54,751
Oh, she's my best
customer! A loyalist.
1645
01:36:54,917 --> 01:36:56,667
Pan, free vegetables for
our Sister, on the house!
1646
01:36:57,084 --> 01:36:59,917
Mr Hui you have been awarded
'Businessman of the year'.
1647
01:36:59,952 --> 01:37:00,834
What is your key to success?
1648
01:37:02,042 --> 01:37:04,709
It's all about people.
Your staff. Your customers.
1649
01:37:04,744 --> 01:37:07,501
Also, you have to
change with the times...
1650
01:37:07,536 --> 01:37:09,084
'Move, improve and groove!'
1651
01:37:13,501 --> 01:37:15,834
Stop chewing gum.
1652
01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:21,876
The future is bright.
1653
01:37:22,305 --> 01:38:22,528
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