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We've been kicking
this hill's ass all day.
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It's only right
we tell it our names.
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Roll call!
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- Steve!
- Snot!
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- Toshi!
- Toshi's friend!
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Sllort!
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You know, Sllort,
I'm so glad
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we met you out here
on the sledding hill.
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Adding you to our crew
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has made this
the best winter break ever.
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I know.
If I had not met you guys,
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I would be so nervous for
my first day of school tomorrow,
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but you can show me
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how things are different here
from Sweden.
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I can show you how to use
the water fountains.
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In America, if you
suck on the spout super hard,
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you don't even need
to press the button!
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Old Man Powell: I told you kids
to stay off my sledding hill!
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This is for
private events only!
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Now get!
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Oh, crap,
Old Man Powell.
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If I catch you here again,
I'll kill you!
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I'm not afraid of jail!
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I've already done what I was
put on this Earth to do --
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piss in every single
Marriott-owned hotel pool.
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Oh, yum!
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Oh,
they're just burs.
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What did you think
they were?
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Come on, Steve.
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I don't think about
what I eat.
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Should we warm up with some
hot chocolate at Steve's place?
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Sorry, but my host family
expects me home
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before the Earth
swallows the Sun
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and the dark sky
stares down at me
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with its million
tiny eyeballs.
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Whoa, Swedish girls
make everything sound so cool.
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Read this e-mail
from my doctor.
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"Without major
lifestyle changes,
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you will not live to see
your next birthday,
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and I for one
will shed no tears."
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Wow, that really takes
the sting out of it.
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good --
♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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I took
the ransom money,
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but I obviously
don't have the kid.
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I'm sure that'll all
work itself out.
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Anyway, that's how I got
these new snow pants.
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
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I got a new tongue
for Christmas.
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Do you l-l-l-like it?
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And get this.
I can talk faster now.
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♪ Hey, filly, Billy, Billy
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♪ Hi, filly, ho, Billy
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♪ Who, Billy?
You, Billy ♪
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♪ Me, Billy, we, Billy
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I admire your tongue,
weird boy,
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but soon the Moon's light
will bathe us
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like helpless babies,
so I must go.
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Bye, boys.
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Who the [bleep]
is that?
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Her name is Sllort.
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She's Swedish, and her sled
is made of whale bones.
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She's the perfect addition
to our crew.
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Ha,
good luck with that.
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You guys are nerds,
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and hot girls
hang with cools.
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When school starts,
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she'll see
there are better options
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and ditch you.
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Damn,
he may have a point.
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Hey, if you're thinking
about expanding,
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who has a tongue
that can point to his own face
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and wants to be
in your crew?
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This guy.
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Regarding Sllort,
I wish we had more time
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to solidify things
with her.
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Then we'd be so tight
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that she'd never consider
leaving us.
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Sure, whatever.
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Lollipop time!
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[ Moaning ]
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♪♪
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A thousand bucks the guy
with the beard is the killer.
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That's Papa Smurf,
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and for the last time,
there hasn't been a murder.
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Feels a little warm
in here.
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Huh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what...
I noticed that earlier.
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70?
Well, that's high.
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Anyone know anything
about this?
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Oh, I turned it up.
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Klaus, we keep the thermostat
at 68 around here.
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[ Button clicks ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Sorry, it was freezing
last night,
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so I just
nudged it up a tad.
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Oh, Klaus just
nudged it up a tad.
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I knew
this day was coming.
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He's out of control.
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I'm out of control?
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For sure.
He's off the rails.
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What the hell
is going on?
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Ah,
there's the language.
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Okay! Okay!
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I didn't realize
it was such a big deal!
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I promise
it won't happen again!
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And here come
the lies.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Look what you're doing
to our family!
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What are we
going to do?
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I'll tell you what
we're not going to do --
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take that trip out of town
we've been looking forward to.
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We can't leave
a maniac like this in our home.
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[ Sobs ]
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I hope
it was worth it!
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Aah! [ Sobs ]
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I was cold.
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♪♪
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Give it up for our new foreign
exchange student, Sllort.
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[ Applause ]
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Now, this wouldn't be
a true exchange
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if we didn't give her school
somebody back, so, uh...
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you, Dead Tooth,
see you next semester!
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Aah! Aah!
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Sllort has prepared a few words
to introduce herself.
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[ Applause ]
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And now a riddle --
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I possess a head and a tail,
but a body I do not have.
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What am I?
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A coin.
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A simple coin!
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Amazing.
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Riddles are back,
baby!
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See?
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She'll be scooped up
by the cools in no time.
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I'm not
worried about it.
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Principal Lewis,
you have to see this!
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The school
has been vandalized!
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So? I don't care
about this place.
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It's about you!
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[ Students gasp ]
Call the cops.
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Who would slander a good man
like this?
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Oh.
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And what's this big
blue and yellow thing?
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That is
the flag of Sweden.
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Well,
that's a little suspicious.
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You are literally
the only person,
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faculty included,
who knows that.
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And what's this?
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[ Spray can hissing ]
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Just as I thought,
spray paint.
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Sllort,
you're suspended.
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Looks like we just got
some bonus time.
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Police coming through!
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You're under arrest.
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[ All gasp ]
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Arrest her for
a little graffiti?
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No,
for a little murder.
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[ All gasp ]
You see that dumpster?
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We found a dead body
in it this morning.
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[ Screaming ]
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Man,
look at that crazy thing.
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The body was next to
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some blue and yellow
spray-paint cans.
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So once you guys
found the vandal,
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[Chuckles]
we had our murderer.
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This wasn't
part of the plan.
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Told you she'd ditch you
for the cools.
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When it comes to cool,
cops are the tops!
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♪♪
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We just wanted time
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to become better friends
with Sllort,
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not get her arrested
for murder.
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We have to come clean.
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Then we'd get arrested,
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and Sllort would never
talk to us again.
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Hey, what if we solve
the murder ourselves?
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I-If we find the real killer,
she'll be released,
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and she'll never know
we framed her.
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That's true.
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Then she'll think
we're super cool.
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This murder might actually be
a blessing in disguise.
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Great.
It's a plan.
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Now can we talk about
that murder victim?
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He had no head.
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Imagine getting
as far as he did in life
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with that handicap
only to wind up murdered.
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♪♪
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You have to believe me.
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I did not
send that man's soul
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to the land
of 1,000 screams.
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A, that's adorable,
and B, we believe you.
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Don't worry.
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We're going to find
the real killer
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so the cops
have to release you.
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Oh, I-I guess we're announcing
other people's ideas now.
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That's cool.
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Anyway, we're going to fix this,
Sllort.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing here,
Billy?
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I use my new tongue
on the prisoners!
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[ Moans ]
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To read books to them.
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What about you guys?
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We're on a mission
to find the real killer
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so the cops
release Sllort.
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Hey.
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I could be your guy
here in the lab.
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The police lab?
They don't let kid--
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5:00!
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Happy hour!
Happy hour!
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Hey, Billy.
You mind locking up?
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Glug, glug, glug!
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Right! That's what
I'm talking about!
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Time to drink!
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[ Keys jingle ]
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♪♪
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Guess who just watched
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a very one-sided fistfight
at the mall?
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Klaus,
you need help.
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Not as bad
as the guy at the mall.
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This is Elijah.
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He's an
animal behaviorist.
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Wait. Is this about
that thermostat thing?
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If we need
to put him down,
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we're ready to have
that conversation.
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Before we get to that,
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let's talk about
taking back control.
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Would you like
a cookie?
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I don't know
what you're doing.
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I don't know
what Stan is doing.
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I certainly don't know
what Hayley is doing.
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I don't know
what any of us are doing.
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I'm a nihilist!
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All I care about
are material pleasures!
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Why haven't you
given me the cookie yet?
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[ Button clicks ]
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What was that?
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Have another cookie.
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[ Button clicks ]
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Every time
you click that thing,
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I get another treat.
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Do more.
[ Button clicks ]
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♪♪
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[ Button clicking ]
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Forget the treats.
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Those clicks are giving me
all the juice I need.
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Looks like
my work is done.
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You guys mind if I take a bath
before I leave?
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Hey!
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I think
I found a clue.
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The cops
left one of the corpse's gloves.
260
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,291
How do you know
it's the corpse's?
261
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,460
The hand
is still in it.
262
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,062
And look at these.
263
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,665
Orange burs like the ones
at the sledding hill.
264
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,099
Whoa!
265
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,901
Could Old Man Powell
have done it?
266
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,103
He has threatened
our lives before.
267
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,838
Guess we better
go check it out.
268
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,174
Barry,
you coming?
All: Aah!
269
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,243
I think I actually know
this raccoon!
270
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,745
[ Raccoon hisses ]
271
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:15,182
Yep,
this is the guy!
272
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:21,021
The old man said he'd kill us
if we ever came back.
273
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,490
Yeah, so maybe try
zip-a the lip-as,
274
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,192
you curlicued bullhorn.
275
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,295
I've never
noticed this before.
276
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,332
[ Eerie music plays ]
277
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:41,775
♪♪
278
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,010
♪♪
279
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,511
[ Gags ]
280
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,513
You got the flu,
buddy?
281
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,882
These are the same markings
from the body.
282
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,684
Old Man Powell
is the killer!
283
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,319
We got
to tell the cops!
284
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,822
Old man is not here.
285
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,356
He must be
on the run,
286
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,959
which means
he's the murderer.
287
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,328
Case closed.
288
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,963
Sorry.
289
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,364
[ Engine starts ]
290
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,166
That's what
I'm talking about!
291
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,735
Time to drink!
292
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,136
You said
you would get me out,
293
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,370
and you did.
294
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,872
I knew
I could trust you.
295
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,907
Shall we celebrate
with some sledding?
296
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,910
I was going to suggest a good
old-fashioned ransacking.
297
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:20,180
All right! All right!
All right! All right!
298
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,514
[ Clattering ]
299
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,584
Steve: Check out this
grandfather clock!
300
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,720
Barry:
Trash that shit!
301
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,588
[ Clattering continues ]
302
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,091
♪♪
303
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,525
Well, it's 6:00.
304
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,195
We promised we'd go see
Tuttle's new game room.
305
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,563
I hope
he has pinball!
306
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,065
Klaus,
turn off the TV.
307
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,934
[ Button clicks ]
308
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,402
Ah.
309
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,404
If anyone has
something funny to say,
310
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,806
now would be
the time.
311
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,609
I don't know why
you're complaining.
312
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,878
He had pinball.
313
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,412
Yeah,
but Tuttle stayed.
314
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,581
I thought we were going to have
the room to ourselves.
315
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,917
[ Button clicking ]
316
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,020
Jesus, Klaus.
317
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,697
Don't you think
you've had enough of that thing?
318
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,690
Aw.
Don't want you getting
too used to this.
319
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,925
It'll lose its power.
320
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,593
You can't get me
hooked on something
321
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,228
and then just take it away!
322
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,230
That's called
McRibbing someone, Stan,
323
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,299
and it's torture!
324
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,802
♪♪
325
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,304
Mmm.
326
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,374
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
A call?
327
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,877
Have I missed it?
328
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,612
Steve: Hey, Billy.
The cops let Sllort go.
329
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,447
Turns out
Old Man Powell did it,
330
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,458
so we'll see you at school
or something or whatever.
331
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,453
Aw, they never saw me
in my lab coat.
332
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,455
[ Computer beeps ]
333
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,625
Yep, Old Man Powell,
but wait.
334
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,428
This is the victim sample.
335
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,264
You are the first real friends
I have ever had.
336
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,833
You guys
are the best.
337
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,936
No,
you're the breast.
338
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,008
So if Old Man Powell
is the corpse,
339
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,845
then the skin
under his fingernails
340
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,314
will tell us
who the real killer is.
341
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,083
[ Computer beeps ]
342
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,918
Species unknown?
343
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,287
What about these cuts?
344
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,291
The police said they were nicks
from shaving,
345
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,827
but I'm having doubts.
346
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,663
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
347
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,299
[ Mouse clicks, computer beeps ]
348
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,434
Whoa.
349
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,936
♪♪
350
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,939
Hailing from Scandinavia,
351
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:31,678
they appear human
until hit by moonlight.
352
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,982
Soon the Moon's light will
bathe us like helpless babies.
353
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,051
They speak in riddles...
354
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,319
What am I?
355
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,687
A coin.
356
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,291
...and consume raw flesh.
357
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,792
♪♪
358
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,494
Hi, Billy.
359
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,530
Whoa,
what a babe.
360
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,732
Sllort is not a babe.
361
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,334
She's a troll,
362
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,737
and her name is even
"troll" backwards,
363
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,140
well, "trolls," close enough.
364
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,142
I must warn my friends!
365
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,144
♪♪
366
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,712
I want to tell you
a secret
367
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,414
I have never
told anyone.
368
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,748
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
369
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,151
Steve:
That's an easy ignore.
370
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,585
Go on.
371
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,088
I haven't been
completely honest with you.
372
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,990
Before you say anything,
373
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:20,227
we have something
we should tell you, too.
374
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,862
We actually framed you
for the vandalism.
375
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,264
We were afraid
376
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,699
you were going to ditch us
for the cool kids.
377
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,935
What?
378
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,203
You betray Sllort?
379
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,205
No, no, no, no!
Th-This is good.
380
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,874
W-We're getting it all out
in the open, right?
381
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,344
Yeah, yeah,
it's okay.
382
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,346
I'm just going to...
383
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,715
♪♪
384
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,184
[ Shrieks ]
385
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,386
[ Deep voice ] ...kill you!
386
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,754
Aah!
Oh, my God!
387
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,589
Die!
388
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,259
If you're
going to kill us,
389
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:56,163
can you at least tell us
your secret first?
390
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,444
Sorry, I-I-I-I-I'm having
a hard time
391
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,702
wrapping my head
around this.
392
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,971
You're a troll?
393
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,039
Uh, hello.
Hi. Yes.
394
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,274
Cool.
395
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,776
Well, thanks for
catching us up.
396
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,779
♪♪
397
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,815
I was foolish to think
I'd finally found humans
398
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,085
who I could trust
with my secret.
399
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,053
You die now!
400
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,655
[ Screaming ]
401
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,257
My precious boys,
402
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,995
I must warn them
about that murderous troll!
403
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,296
[ Guns cock ]
404
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,563
Huh.
405
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,133
Do I really want
to walk across town
406
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,735
with these babies ready to rip?
407
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,506
I guess I got to shoot them
to unload them.
408
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,742
Oh!
409
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:48,348
No, my precious boys!
410
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,850
♪♪
411
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,121
I'm back
from the framers.
412
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,825
Oh,
it's perfect.
413
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,661
The only question is
where to hang it.
414
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,264
Where will
the most people see it?
415
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,266
I'm thinking
front door.
416
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,101
I'll get a hammer
and nail.
417
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,470
[ Projector clicking ]
418
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,873
[ Moans ]
The clicks.
419
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,542
Francine!
420
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,678
Oh, no.
421
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,481
He'll be in here
for the rest of his life
422
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,183
if we don't
do something.
423
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,186
Yeah, in here,
not messing up our house.
424
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,288
You know
what that means?
425
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,290
We can finally go...
426
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,292
Out of town.
427
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:37,497
Oh, Stan, I'm the luckiest girl
in the world!
428
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,832
Out of town!
429
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,370
[ Both chanting ]
Out of town! Out of town!
430
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,737
Out of --
[ Thud ]
431
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,673
This clumsiness thing
you've got going on,
432
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,508
keep it up when
we're out of town.
433
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,876
I'm digging it.
434
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,711
[ Snarling ]
435
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,080
She's a monster.
436
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,315
You'd think she'd be faster
or slower
437
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,384
but not
our exact speed.
438
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,319
We can hide
in there!
439
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,888
Yes, we'll be safe
in the murder cave.
440
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:07,026
♪♪
441
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,395
[ Sniffing ]
442
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,097
♪♪
443
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,832
Don't move a muscle.
444
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,237
[ Sniffs ]
445
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,739
What are you doing?
446
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,908
I was up late
last night.
447
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,344
I need
a pick-me-up.
448
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,012
[ Tab pops ]
449
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,916
[ Can hisses ]
450
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:33,353
[ Gulping ]
451
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:39,058
♪♪
452
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,793
[ Can crunching ]
453
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,062
Barry.
454
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,566
[ Sniffing ]
455
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,568
♪♪
456
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,937
Okay.
I think she's gone.
457
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,573
Totally.
Let's go to the arcade.
458
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,941
[ Screaming ]
459
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:59,912
♪♪
460
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,081
It's a dead end!
461
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,483
♪♪
462
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,751
Ugh!
463
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:11,258
♪♪
464
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,160
Guys, we can't leave her!
She'll die!
465
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,794
You talking about
troll head?
466
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,062
Listen.
467
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,406
This all happened
because we were afraid
468
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,399
Sllort would find out
who we really are
469
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,967
and wouldn't like us.
470
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,404
Well, that's what she's had to
deal with her whole life.
471
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,407
Ugh, you're such
a sensitive boy, Steve,
472
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,177
and I wouldn't have it
any other way.
473
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,312
Let's save that troll!
474
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,848
♪♪
475
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,917
Huh? Where am I?
476
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,619
♪♪
477
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,088
Whoa.
478
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,591
All right.
Let's go.
479
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,526
We're trapped!
480
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,794
Hmm.
481
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,363
♪♪
482
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,199
Uh, Shrek, please.
483
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,466
What?
484
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,001
It's a play on,
"Check, please,"
485
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,003
because she's an ogre
like Shrek.
486
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,771
Actually,
she's a troll.
487
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,175
Oh, are there any famous trolls
that rhyme with "check"?
488
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,810
Great last words,
guys.
489
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,044
Uh...
490
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:09,216
[ Projector clicking ]
491
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,018
No, no, no, no.
492
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,653
No, my clicks!
493
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,323
There's got to be
something else!
494
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,060
[ Pen clicking ]
Oh, garbage!
495
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,663
[ Scratching ]
496
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,932
Ugh!
497
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,469
[ Button clicks ]
498
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:34,974
Oh, oh, ooh, oh, yes, that's it.
499
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,109
[ Moans ]
500
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,048
This is nice,
getting out of town.
501
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:46,152
[ Cellphone wooshing ]
502
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,487
Pack it up.
503
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,256
Klaus is back
at the thermostat.
504
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,557
Fine.
505
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,359
Just let me throw the towels
in the toilet
506
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,261
and leave
the faucet running.
507
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,597
♪♪
508
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,898
This is it,
guys,
509
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,501
and as our
friend charter dictates,
510
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,169
we go out our way.
511
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,671
♪♪
512
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,406
Mm.Mm.
Mm.Mm.
513
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,040
Mm.Mm.
Mm.Mm.
514
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,310
Aah!
515
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,083
Are we in heaven?
516
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,718
If we were
in heaven,
517
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,388
the kiss
would still be happening.
518
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,293
Sllort, I-I thought
you were going to kill us.
519
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,560
Why didn't you?
520
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,762
Because you came back
for me.
521
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,098
Maybe I can trust you
after all.
522
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,366
This is awesome.
523
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,302
Our new best friend
is a troll.
524
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,070
We're going to get into
so many monster-y shenanigans.
525
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,406
I hope I'm ready
526
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,140
for this next spooky chapter
of my life.
527
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,943
Um, about that,
I'm hot,
528
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,946
and my visa
is only for one year.
529
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,548
So I really
just want to focus
530
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,417
on hanging out
with hot guys
531
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,652
and hella cool girls
while I'm here.
532
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,955
Ouch, but I'd probably
do the same thing.
533
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,924
Oh, shit,
I didn't do
534
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,827
my winter-break
reading assignment!
535
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,163
Bye! Have a great time!
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