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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,009 [Music] 2 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:53,519 you got mail 3 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:14,980 [Music] 4 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,420 [Music] 5 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:39,120 [Music] 6 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,960 you 7 00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:11,089 [Music] 8 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,309 [Music] 9 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,930 [Music] 10 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:31,110 [Music] 11 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:34,170 but these changes are different for guys 12 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,930 and girls guys are like microwave ovens 13 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:40,440 right ladies are more like conventional 14 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,250 ovens guys just need a few seconds like 15 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,740 a microwave to get switched on while 16 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:50,100 ladies typically need to preheat for a 17 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,310 while 18 00:03:58,459 --> 00:04:02,060 but do not be tempted anyone want to 19 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:04,060 take a guess at what the boundary is 20 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:07,959 there Chris marriage yes marriage 21 00:04:07,959 --> 00:04:09,470 exactly right 22 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:13,340 anyone know what the purpose is you have 23 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,030 children 24 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:16,728 yeah exactly well a man and a woman 25 00:04:16,728 --> 00:04:19,430 received the sacrament of matrimony God 26 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,199 calls on them to create children in His 27 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:23,570 image any sex that happens outside of 28 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,780 one man one woman in one marriage is 29 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,850 against God's plan yeah 30 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:32,260 what about sex with yourself 31 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:35,300 well can you create life from sex with 32 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,960 yourself no right so it's against God's 33 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,139 plan and now for the Bible passages that 34 00:04:42,139 --> 00:04:43,940 back to south let's start with Galatians 35 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:47,830 please so that was an interesting class 36 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:51,830 yeah I didn't know masturbating with us 37 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:58,940 then of course it is using cyber sex 38 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:04,930 assistants probably why just wondering 39 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,000 you're making me do one Titanic's after 40 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,370 the qartheen choice is probably sin too 41 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:12,199 just in case you were wondering that 42 00:05:12,199 --> 00:05:14,870 next I only heard you do that because I 43 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:16,280 couldn't hear what Kate said when you 44 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,330 ask for too much 45 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:20,180 mm-hmm which just happens to be before 46 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:22,490 they make out and steal the car window 47 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:26,449 at Kate's left hand against another room 48 00:05:26,449 --> 00:05:29,260 with this sheet 49 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:56,600 [Music] 50 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,779 [Applause] 51 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:05,029 [Music] 52 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,150 [Applause] 53 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:12,030 [Music] 54 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:12,400 [Applause] 55 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:20,100 [Music] 56 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,199 [Applause] 57 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:27,140 [Music] 58 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,730 whoever therefore eats the bread or 59 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,320 drinks the cup of the Lord in an 60 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,480 unworthy manner will be guilty of 61 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,190 profaning the body and blood of the Lord 62 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:43,800 the body of Christ 63 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,410 the body of Christ in the body of Christ 64 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:51,410 amen 65 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,230 [Music] 66 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,419 you 67 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:27,370 Alice hi come and have a seat 68 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:29,680 just trying to hook my new computer up 69 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,820 to the Internet 70 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:33,400 I like photos and documents on there but 71 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,370 I'm still not online yes and I hope the 72 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:40,660 Pope hasn't been emailing me so what 73 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,710 brings you by sister Louise said I 74 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:48,240 should see you oh yeah what's that 75 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:54,880 because I kept my communion wafer why is 76 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,800 that because I didn't confess all my 77 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,790 sins this morning 78 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,240 you know the congregation absolves their 79 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,300 sins just before the Eucharist so when 80 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,880 we say I'm not worthy to receive you but 81 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,590 only say the word and I shall be healed 82 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:18,940 right clearing our sins Frank calls you 83 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,230 need an ethernet cord 84 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:25,270 so what oh don't go anywhere I'll be 85 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:27,570 right back 86 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:01,900 got it 87 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:09,350 got it Ethernet cord he's ever heard of 88 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:20,259 that so we're all set 89 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:15,919 [Music] 90 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:21,980 [Music] 91 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:32,299 [Music] 92 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:39,510 you heard yourself I'm waiting to meet 93 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:40,350 you 94 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:45,930 how long must I be here in dark harbors 95 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:50,570 you never stay for long 96 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,310 [Music] 97 00:10:55,310 --> 00:00:00,000 ah 8720

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