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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,039 --> 00:00:06,030 Are you taking that pullover as well? 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,910 Well, you gave it to me! 3 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:11,348 True. 4 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:13,238 I'm sorry. 5 00:00:16,279 --> 00:00:18,668 I'm Tom. I'm thirty years old 6 00:00:18,879 --> 00:00:20,756 and I've a strange illness: 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,193 I don't believe in anything. 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,357 My life, the broken microwave, 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,359 rigged ball games, the bank stopping my overdraft... 10 00:00:29,079 --> 00:00:30,752 It all makes my head spin! 11 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,310 Come on, stay. I love you. 12 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:35,038 You sound false. 13 00:00:35,239 --> 00:00:36,354 No, I don't! 14 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:39,793 Listen: I love you. 15 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,876 This is Laurette, my ideal woman. 16 00:00:43,079 --> 00:00:44,990 With her I found true love. 17 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,117 What about the baby you promised me? 18 00:00:47,559 --> 00:00:50,312 Let me go. Sonia's waiting downstairs. 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,557 Vehicle registration papers please! 20 00:00:55,159 --> 00:00:57,150 Face up to it: it's over. 21 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,591 OK, you can be on your way. 22 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,279 Fasten your belt! 23 00:01:03,559 --> 00:01:06,073 Laurette and I met one April 1st. 24 00:01:07,399 --> 00:01:10,551 You don't make me dream anymore. We're through. 25 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,077 Today I kinda have a hunch 26 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,551 that Laurette and I are through. 27 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:22,954 I love you! 28 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,030 Unless I'm proven wrong, I think everyone's looking for happiness. 29 00:01:32,519 --> 00:01:35,477 But my I love you's haven't sounded sincere for ages. 30 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,350 I think something inside me broke. 31 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:41,792 We bought this washing machine together. 32 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:43,837 Only yesterday it hummed softly. 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,758 Nothing could happen to us. 34 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,951 It came with a 5-year guarantee. 35 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,119 TOM IS ALONE 36 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,799 As she left, she said 37 00:02:32,999 --> 00:02:35,195 "You don't make me dream anymore.” 38 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,837 You don't make me dream anymore, Tom. 39 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,470 PREWASH 40 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,432 I'm here about the washing machine. 41 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,869 Oh yes! Come in. 42 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,277 Something broken, is there? 43 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:02,756 Where's it then? 44 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,877 - There. - Oh, I see! 45 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:14,433 - You broke it good and proper! - No, it was my son. 46 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:17,196 Must be a little terror. How old? 47 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,276 Eight. 48 00:04:18,479 --> 00:04:20,038 Eight! I know what it's like. 49 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,596 The other bit's over there. 50 00:04:23,799 --> 00:04:25,915 Oh yes indeed! A Kubbrecht model 82. 51 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,391 Made in Czechoslovakia! 52 00:04:29,599 --> 00:04:31,510 I've only ever seen three. 53 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,310 Maybe less... 54 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:35,837 They knew how to make them: 55 00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:37,871 electric motor, crossed coils, 56 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:40,639 four coats of enamel... Marvelous piece of work! 57 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,557 But it's a nightmare to find the parts! 58 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,793 I can't do a thing for you at the moment. 59 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,680 Should I buy a new one? 60 00:04:50,079 --> 00:04:53,231 No way! It's a collector's item. The queen of washing machines. 61 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,713 We'll sort something out. 62 00:04:56,239 --> 00:04:58,628 So...Kubbrecht. 63 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,712 One "k" and two "b"s! 64 00:05:02,799 --> 00:05:05,268 One glass window, one seal. 65 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,518 One cotter pin. 66 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,669 - Nothing else wrong? - No. Oh yes, the microwave! 67 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,357 'Fraid I don't do microwaves anymore. 68 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,199 I'm sorry. 69 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,992 Well, I won't hang around. 70 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,789 I'm run off my feet right now. Don't know why. 71 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,676 I'll call you as soon as there's anything new...or second-hand! 72 00:05:29,439 --> 00:05:33,034 Damn weather! This morning I ran out of clean clothes. 73 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:36,072 What a funny coincidence! 74 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:42,388 LAUNDROMAT 75 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:51,470 Excuse me... 76 00:05:51,679 --> 00:05:54,239 Come in, my dear friend. Have no fear. 77 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,399 A Laundromat regular is celebrating his birthday. 78 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,673 Use Number 7. Number 6 isn't very kind to your underwear. 79 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,435 Thanks. 80 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,477 What do I do for washing powder? 81 00:06:15,359 --> 00:06:17,111 You need 2-franc coins. 82 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,670 And 10-franc coins for the tokens. 83 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,391 Loose change is a problem here. 84 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,476 Or rather the lack of it. 85 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:28,191 Is it your first time here? 86 00:06:28,399 --> 00:06:30,151 Yes, I broke my washing machine. 87 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,319 Oh, how interesting! 88 00:06:32,639 --> 00:06:34,869 That's a first for us! 89 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,911 As for me, my wife went on holiday to Oléron Island 3 years ago 90 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,952 and never returned. 91 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,670 She fell in love with a fisherman. 92 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,839 Do you know Oléron? 93 00:06:50,239 --> 00:06:51,991 Yes, Saint Trojan... 94 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,674 Saint Trojan, right. 95 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,713 Its sinister little train that goes to the beach. 96 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,075 Anyway, my girls like it there. Seems he's a good father. 97 00:07:02,559 --> 00:07:04,038 What more can one say? 98 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,550 - Hello, my little Marion. - Hello, Jean-Pierre. 99 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:11,629 It's very simple: there are about 3 types of regulars here. 100 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:15,390 Single people, young couples who don't yet have a machine 101 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,717 and poor families. 102 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,873 Among the single people we have quite a lot of students. 103 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,192 Oh, Phan! 104 00:07:24,079 --> 00:07:25,638 Our Boat People. 105 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,431 The Khmer Rouge cut out her tongue. 106 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:32,148 Nasty, huh? 107 00:07:34,479 --> 00:07:36,948 I don't know if there are more people going crazy 108 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,714 but you certainly see more and more of them. 109 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,276 The world is on a very slippery slope. 110 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,599 Strange in the age of fiber optics, satellites and faxes, 111 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,837 the only place to meet someone is in health club Jacuzzis. 112 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,554 Makes you think. 113 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,154 And away you go! 114 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,117 Are you the manager? 115 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,960 No, merely a faceless customer like yourself. 116 00:08:08,599 --> 00:08:10,590 Our mechanic has come a long way. 117 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:13,428 When he first came, he didn't believe in a thing. 118 00:08:13,839 --> 00:08:16,797 His girlfriend left him and took the washing machine. 119 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:19,157 He ended up here. 120 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,719 We put him back on the rails. 121 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,877 Well, when I say "we"... 122 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,395 I'd like to say thank you to all of you. 123 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,797 Have you a problem? 124 00:08:34,999 --> 00:08:36,751 No...well, yes. 125 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:38,188 I understand. 126 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,676 My name's Jean-Pierre. And you? 127 00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:43,388 Tom. 128 00:08:43,879 --> 00:08:46,234 Well, welcome to the Laundromat, Tom! 129 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:53,031 - Oh, I wanted to speak to you. - What's up, Bear? 130 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,829 People from City Hall called this afternoon. 131 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,951 They're animals, those guys! 132 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,756 They wanted to smash your door. Lucky my cousin was there. 133 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:05,111 The wrestler. He got the locksmith in a neck-lock. 134 00:09:05,319 --> 00:09:07,515 They left pretty quick, I can tell you! 135 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,233 Oh, okay... 136 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,034 Careful. They're out for blood at the moment. 137 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:14,990 Don't bother thanking me! 138 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,597 Hello, this is Sonia. 139 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:43,155 You can also leave a message for Laurette after you-know-what. 140 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,191 I love you 141 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,594 It's a funny expression. 142 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,835 What? 143 00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:05,553 No, nothing. 144 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:11,634 I spend so much time watching TV I think she's watching us at times. 145 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,360 Want a beer? 146 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:19,914 Nah... 147 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,717 You know? Maybe it was for the best, after all. 148 00:10:43,999 --> 00:10:46,434 I mean, you argued and split up all the time. 149 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,438 You messed up some evenings for us. 150 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,233 You're right. It's over. 151 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,238 Can I be honest with you? 152 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,477 You shouldn't have given up the piano. 153 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,951 A passion you repress is like a cancer. 154 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,037 You're making us all suffer too. 155 00:10:59,239 --> 00:11:01,116 Like the animal idea you and Bruno had. 156 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,794 I never believed in it. 157 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:05,913 I know, I know! 158 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,830 Hi. 159 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,758 - How's things? - Okay. 160 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,795 Sure? 161 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,835 Seems that trees are sad when the birds go. 162 00:11:23,039 --> 00:11:24,359 So I heard. 163 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,115 So you're already here? Has it started? 164 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,118 Yeah. We're already one down. 165 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,679 Move up. 166 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,074 Hey! Go easy. 167 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,235 Shift! 168 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,397 What a bunch of losers! 169 00:11:40,479 --> 00:11:42,390 Just look at that! 170 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,072 The Swedes play good. 171 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,639 Pass it! 172 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,671 What are they playing at? 173 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:02,558 Always the same. See that? 174 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,669 Went for his throat. 175 00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:06,193 The fucker! 176 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,436 Doesn't look very warm over there. 177 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,072 Look. They're fine specimens. 178 00:12:42,439 --> 00:12:44,510 Excuse us a second. Come here. 179 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,999 What the hell is this? 2 capuchins for 20,000 francs! 180 00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:50,269 From Gibraltar. 181 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,834 Yeah, sure! The local zoo, more like! 182 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,473 - I got a hifi too. - OK, OK! 183 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:58,637 You got bad karma, pal. You better get it together. 184 00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,989 Let's try for 15,000. 185 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,919 No, if you're gonna screw up, at least do it properly. 186 00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:10,757 - They need feeding. - OK, OK. 187 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:13,238 Give me a hand. 188 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,840 It's heavy. 189 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,040 You're weird. 190 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,034 - What's wrong? - Nothing... 191 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,117 There is! Your mind's elsewhere. 192 00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,469 - It's the animals... - What about them? 193 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:29,677 I'm disappointed in them. 194 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,509 What are you on about? They adore you. 195 00:13:32,839 --> 00:13:34,068 I'm not so sure. 196 00:13:35,719 --> 00:13:37,676 You should take a few days off. 197 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,998 Anyhow, you can't really work properly with that cast on. 198 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,191 Yeah, maybe I'd be better off in bed. 199 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,476 You need to be more Zen, Tom. You're not Zen enough. 200 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,276 I'll tell you a story which may help. 201 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,835 Somewhere in China, there's a place where it hasn't rained for ages. 202 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,318 The people decide to ask a rainmaker to help them. 203 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,392 The guy arrives, 204 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:11,196 looks around and sees everyone is arguing. 205 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,755 He soaks up their suffering, 206 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,873 then goes off on his own to a little hut. 207 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,989 But it's very strange: everyone waits but nothing happens. 208 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,159 After 3 days, it starts to rain, then to snow. 209 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,760 So? I don't get it. 210 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,032 But it's obvious! You feel bad, so the world feels bad. 211 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,550 The state of Tom equals the state of the world! 212 00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:34,636 You feel better, so does the world. 213 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,033 You and your Buddhist stuff! 214 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,440 Mutant! 215 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,035 Hey, old boy, 216 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,997 you don't look great! 217 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,310 What's up? 218 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,314 What's going on? 219 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,950 I don't know. I stroked him and... 220 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,354 Heart attack. 221 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,069 Bound to happen 222 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,315 sooner or later. 223 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,954 Can I do anything? 224 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,239 No, I'll take care of everything. 225 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,756 Well...have a nice day. 226 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,550 You too. 227 00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:11,550 I'm fed up with guys that breeze in and out of my life. 228 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,909 I need a man I can count on. 229 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,952 A simple life. A few kids. 230 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,834 Real vegetable soup. Lettuce fresh from the garden. 231 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,514 A bicycle next to the well. A honest-to-goodness dress. 232 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,634 "Honest-to-goodness"? 233 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,995 Don't be dumb! 234 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,040 Has your cat lost weight? 235 00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,074 Yes, we're dieting. 236 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,631 How do I look tonight? 237 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,313 - Very pretty. - Really? 238 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:43,077 Why don't you come wash your clothes here? I wouldn't mind. 239 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,919 I found a nice Laundromat near my place. 240 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,555 - Pretty girls? - Oh, there you go! 241 00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:51,069 Here you are! 242 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:52,794 I lucked out! 243 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:55,349 What's the name of the uptight one 244 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,517 - in the Muppets? - Miss Piggy. 245 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,717 Yes, that's it! Great! 246 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,469 I see you're feeling better. ...We're leaving. 247 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,198 Just go away, Tom. Get away from here. 248 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,160 Get yourself a little car. Go over the hills, 249 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:33,588 valleys and plains. 250 00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:35,756 Beauty awaits you in the East. 251 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,309 Salzburg... 252 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,435 Magnificent Mozart. Paracelse. Forgotten genius. 253 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,950 But you want to know more. Vienna... 254 00:17:45,159 --> 00:17:47,912 Vienna. Baroque... The Ring... 255 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,398 Transcendental. They're all there: Beethoven, Schiller, 256 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:56,150 Brahms, Mozart, Klimt, Strauss... But you want more... 257 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,232 You want to know more! 258 00:17:58,439 --> 00:18:00,077 Further across the plain. 259 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,995 In the little train. The little road. A new wind blows. 260 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,551 There's not a soul. You say "I'm not staying in this hole!" 261 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:11,389 The East's a lot further. Behind a hill there's the Danube. 262 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,318 The jugular. The whole world. 263 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,591 You realize people everywhere know love. 264 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,189 Fraternity, love, hate, joy. 265 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,516 Blood flowing in our veins. Knowledge. 266 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,155 And what's behind the hill? Bratislava! 267 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,231 It sure is a good thing to travel. 268 00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:30,877 I'm 35 years old. I really want a baby! 269 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,555 You see, Tom... A ring road. 270 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,956 It's a different world. A metal bridge 271 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:39,117 with a flying saucer flashing like a kind of... 272 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,998 question mark in space. 273 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,111 My baby will be born in the water. 274 00:18:43,319 --> 00:18:45,708 Far more stimulating for children. 275 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,629 A sudden change. 276 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:51,438 Rails. Streetcars. The sky full of myriads of stars. 277 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,036 Metallic stars with wires, like in your neurons, 278 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,073 stretching to infinity, the place you want to get to, 279 00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:00,748 where the earth becomes round 280 00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:03,519 and the Orient's tongue slips inside you. 281 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,360 Behind the little valleys, 282 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:09,438 men walk in long lines, 283 00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,119 like in olden days, 284 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:13,230 with potato sacks on their backs. 285 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,675 They ennoble the soil with their bony hands. 286 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,320 I'm gonna dance. 287 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,799 By the way, I'm going to London for 2 weeks. 288 00:19:50,719 --> 00:19:53,837 We've cut an album with some dirty, long-haired punks. 289 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,475 What the public wants, the public gets. 290 00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:04,234 It had to come to an end with Laurette. 291 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,349 So I took her cases out of the closet, 292 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,278 laid them on the bed, 293 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,397 and I put all her gear in, 294 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:13,988 hoping she'd get the message loud and clear. 295 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,310 She started yelling madly that she loved me madly. 296 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,077 What was I supposed to say? 297 00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:25,149 When you stop loving someone, that's it. 298 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:27,157 Life's a bitch. 299 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,150 So I took her cases out of the closet, 300 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:36,269 laid them on the bed, 301 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,311 and I put all her gear in, 302 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,995 thinking she'd get the message loud and clear. 303 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,274 It was loud and clear. 304 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,155 She started yelling madly 305 00:20:58,119 --> 00:20:59,917 that she loved me madly. 306 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,356 What was I supposed to say? 307 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,190 There are people waiting out here! 308 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,872 When you stop loving someone, that's it. 309 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,638 Life's a bitch. 310 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,836 MAIN WASH 311 00:21:30,439 --> 00:21:33,591 Is it a communication problem or is it existential? 312 00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:38,071 It's existential then. 313 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,114 Dunno. 314 00:21:46,319 --> 00:21:48,196 One thing worries me though: 315 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,110 When she left, I hardly felt a thing. 316 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,240 I have no more desires or emotions. Nothing. 317 00:21:57,639 --> 00:21:59,437 And now, no identity. 318 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:03,308 I don't even know who to vote for anymore. 319 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,270 I feel I'm full of contradictions. 320 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:12,029 For example, I'm pretty independent but I'm afraid of living alone. 321 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,595 I have a passion for the piano 322 00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,192 but I do a shitty job. 323 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:20,792 When I love a girl, I do all I can to make her leave me. 324 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,000 I want what I don't have. When I have it, I don't want it. 325 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,078 You know, Tom, 326 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,875 to love someone, one must first love oneself. 327 00:22:34,439 --> 00:22:37,079 We all have several different faces, different sides. 328 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,593 Like those giant mirror balls they have in night clubs 329 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,749 that make Saturday nights more bearable. 330 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,472 There are several Jean-Pierres. 331 00:22:51,679 --> 00:22:54,478 Just like, in Tom, there are several different Toms. 332 00:22:56,879 --> 00:22:59,598 The best thing, to live life to the full, 333 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,429 is to reconcile this crowd of people inside you 334 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,399 to get them to live together in harmony. 335 00:23:08,959 --> 00:23:11,678 Just as you would with your neighbors. 336 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,635 The difference is: the building is... 337 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,429 you. 338 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,396 I just let myself be lulled to sleep. 339 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,869 Each time I come here, 340 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,032 I never cease to be amazed by the serenity of the place. 341 00:23:36,399 --> 00:23:39,232 True, it doesn't look much: those soulless neon lights. 342 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:41,517 Those awful tiles. 343 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,874 Listen. 344 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,031 Spirits are calmed here. 345 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,549 And when all the machines go round together, 346 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:56,833 the temperature rises by 2 degrees and warms our souls. 347 00:24:01,999 --> 00:24:04,195 Fear less, hope more. 348 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,514 Eat less, masticate more. 349 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,396 Sigh less, breathe more. 350 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,554 Speak less, 351 00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,433 say more. 352 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,076 Do all that and you'll be a better man. 353 00:25:35,439 --> 00:25:37,749 I've no better friend than you 354 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,355 No, no, no! 355 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,477 I've no better friend 356 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,353 than you 357 00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:45,749 No better friend than you 358 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,555 These shirts haven't been ironed in ages. 359 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,674 Laurette and I weren't into ironing much. 360 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,037 That explains a lot of things. 361 00:26:00,839 --> 00:26:03,069 Not everything but...even so! 362 00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:07,079 What's that? 363 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,237 Your nephew's baptism pictures. 364 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,279 Remember Sister Romaric? She was very fond of you. 365 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,360 Your nun friend? 366 00:26:16,519 --> 00:26:20,228 She's just left the convent and opened up a snack bar. 367 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,592 Said I could work with her. 368 00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:26,751 I don't know if I should say yes or not. 369 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,518 The Mother Superior can't get over it. 370 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,518 She's on tranquilizers. 371 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,517 I've nothing against the odd Mogadon, 372 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:37,711 but it doesn't look good when it's a nun. 373 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,994 The photos came out nicely, didn't they? 374 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,199 You wouldn't believe what a big boy Baptiste is now. 375 00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:47,477 I took him to the park. 376 00:26:47,999 --> 00:26:50,115 He was standing there, smiling at me. 377 00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,798 He was so happy. 378 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,358 So was I. 379 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,358 The spitting image of you! 380 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,233 The same twinkling eyes. 381 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,389 Was I asleep? 382 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,792 What's all this then? 383 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,278 Mom, you don't iron jeans! 384 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,036 Where I come from, we iron everything! 385 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,716 I know you won't but I'd like you to call 386 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,951 your brother and congratulate him on passing his exam. 387 00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:52,558 I'll call him. 388 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,350 - Bye, son. - Bye, Mom. 389 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,112 See, Tom? We have our own tea ceremony 390 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,640 just like the Tuaregs. 391 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,275 On campus, a guy was handing out leaflets 392 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,914 about some new therapy: 393 00:28:15,879 --> 00:28:17,438 The Rucksack Technique. 394 00:28:18,159 --> 00:28:20,799 I know. It's a friend of mine that had the idea. 395 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,037 A strange man. 396 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,709 A clever idea but I doubt it'd work. 397 00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:27,474 - What is it? - Simple. 398 00:28:28,319 --> 00:28:31,471 Your problems are represented by stones you put in a rucksack. 399 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,512 You live with the sack all the time. 400 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,472 After a week, you bury it 401 00:28:35,719 --> 00:28:36,834 and your problems. 402 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:39,189 Thanks. It does sound a clever idea. 403 00:28:39,399 --> 00:28:40,958 They're testing it 404 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,594 in group therapy. 405 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,713 But apparently, it's very bad for the back! 406 00:28:45,919 --> 00:28:47,637 No, in your case, 407 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,951 I'd advise Indian massages. 408 00:28:50,159 --> 00:28:51,991 Relaxation works wonders too 409 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,157 and helps you localize the problem. 410 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,750 Ma Bismuth? 411 00:28:57,559 --> 00:29:00,995 No! They made her pay back taxes on undeclared income. 412 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,150 Anyway...no! Not her! 413 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,912 The only thing that works for me is rebirthing. 414 00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:08,757 Much better than iridology. 415 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,158 But you need to be tough: 416 00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:15,517 You see old memories you'd kept hidden. 417 00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:19,111 - It works, I can assure you. - So you say... 418 00:29:19,399 --> 00:29:20,719 Jean-Pierre, your machine. 419 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,878 I hear you, but I'm busy right now. 420 00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:28,555 With rebirthing, a friend relived the loss of his virginity. 421 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,596 Believe me, it wasn't a pretty sight. 422 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,274 Oh darn! 423 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,959 It doesn't matter. 424 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,869 We'll put it in Number 3. Go to work, Bernard. 425 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:42,675 Please excuse Marion. She's in love. 426 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:45,635 Love's the only therapy that works for me. 427 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,839 We'll talk about that when the novelty wears off. 428 00:29:49,399 --> 00:29:51,037 When do we meet your fiancé? 429 00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:53,357 Well, he takes his washing 430 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,038 home to his mother. 431 00:29:56,439 --> 00:29:58,749 Right, dear companions, here's to Tom! 432 00:29:59,039 --> 00:30:01,076 He was washed up here like Moby Dick 433 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,318 that stormy night. 434 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,310 But rest assured, I'm not Captain Ahab! 435 00:30:09,239 --> 00:30:10,149 That's mine! 436 00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:16,430 She says it got left in the machine. 437 00:30:18,639 --> 00:30:21,631 It smells good. What powder do you use? 438 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,392 Do you remember "Flash, even at low temperatures"? 439 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,956 Very hard to find nowadays. But I still have 3 drums of it. 440 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,515 Here! 441 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,719 It does smell good. 442 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:44,712 Smells like mountain air. 443 00:30:47,239 --> 00:30:48,912 There's a hint of pine. 444 00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:56,719 It smells fresh. 445 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,512 - Bye, Marion. - Bye, Jean-Pierre. 446 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,835 - Bye, Tom. - Bye, Jean-Pierre. 447 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,360 - Bye, my pets. - Bye. 448 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,270 Tom, don't forget the Indian massages. 449 00:31:07,479 --> 00:31:08,389 OK, I'll go. 450 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,558 You'll see, Mrs. Cindy is a very warm person. 451 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,434 Was the fetishist here? 452 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,118 Phan said two more panties went missing last night. 453 00:31:23,479 --> 00:31:25,152 We'll have to do something 454 00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:27,430 or the Laundromat will get a bad name. 455 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,710 We have to catch him red-handed! 456 00:31:33,199 --> 00:31:34,758 We'll deal with this tomorrow. 457 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,519 I'll be here around 5 PM. 458 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,709 Bye, Jean-Pierre. 459 00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:44,678 What does he do for a living? 460 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,357 As far as we can tell, he's a computer expert at IBM. 461 00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:52,669 Some say he was a doctor in the colonies. 462 00:31:52,999 --> 00:31:54,353 The Congo, I think. 463 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,790 Apparently that's where he learned hypnosis. 464 00:31:58,599 --> 00:31:59,794 But no one's sure. 465 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,560 The one thing we know for sure is his wife left him 466 00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:04,318 and never came back. 467 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:08,110 She left him for a fisherman, I think. 468 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,955 Anyway, he's so good for all of us. 469 00:32:11,199 --> 00:32:12,758 - Isn't he? - Yes. 470 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,434 Yes, what is it? 471 00:32:25,999 --> 00:32:27,592 I'm here for the Indian massage. 472 00:32:27,919 --> 00:32:29,671 3rd floor on the left. 473 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,232 Good ol' Jean-Pierre! Is he still in Laundromats? 474 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,633 That's where I met him. 475 00:32:42,199 --> 00:32:44,315 Did he ever publish his Method? 476 00:32:45,159 --> 00:32:46,718 No...I don't know. 477 00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:49,669 Say hi from Edelweiss. He'll understand. 478 00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:52,038 Edelweiss. 479 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,120 Mrs. Cindy will see you after the man with the rucksack. 480 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,195 Excuse me. Do you do the Rucksack Technique? 481 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,397 No, I was out rambling. 482 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,709 Good! 483 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:33,788 Gooood...gooood... 484 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:38,510 Ah, lovesick? 485 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,109 Shit! It's not the right one. I knew it! 486 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,436 Kubbrecht is one of a kind. 487 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,359 Great machines, but you can't find the parts. 488 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,713 A friend out of town may be able to help. 489 00:34:17,919 --> 00:34:19,353 I'm going there later. 490 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:21,675 Then there's the factory in Bratislava. 491 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,913 You don't give up easily! 492 00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:25,712 If a job's worth doing... 493 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,030 How's your kid? Where is he? There's no school today. 494 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,038 My kid? He's...with his grandma, in the suburbs. 495 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,237 - Got any coffee? - Sure. 496 00:34:35,439 --> 00:34:37,157 Go on then, just a quick one. 497 00:34:38,759 --> 00:34:40,113 Heard the news? 498 00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:42,117 The rail disaster. 499 00:34:43,359 --> 00:34:45,635 I can't bear to watch TV anymore. 500 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,716 They used to have some good programs on before. 501 00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:51,996 The variety shows, the circus. 502 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,599 The Magic Roundabout. 503 00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:56,235 Polly the Little Pony. And Vidocq. 504 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,238 - Remember? - You bet. 505 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,839 Hey, try this: 506 00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:01,797 You know the police captain, 507 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,230 the fat guy with the heavy jowls? 508 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,194 - What was the actor's name? - Marc Dudicourt. 509 00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:10,798 Wow! You know your stuff. Not many people know that. 510 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,468 What a great actor. 511 00:35:13,919 --> 00:35:14,909 And Dean Martin... 512 00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:16,194 - Like him? - Yeah. 513 00:35:16,479 --> 00:35:18,436 For years I've been looking for a record 514 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,551 of him singing to Erik Satie. 515 00:35:27,479 --> 00:35:28,674 King Music, Amsterdam. 516 00:35:29,479 --> 00:35:31,356 I'm beginning to like you, kid. 517 00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:33,591 We can't go in! 518 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:36,632 Look at the state of it! It's just not possible. 519 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,350 We'll decide what to do later on. 520 00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:42,392 It's a disaster! A total disaster! 521 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:46,593 - What happened? - The foam ruins the electrics. 522 00:35:46,799 --> 00:35:48,073 -I'm going in. - No. 523 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,714 There's no point. 524 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,390 - So what'll we do? - All my washing's stuck in there. 525 00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:57,274 2 loads. And the color wash was full to bursting. 526 00:35:57,479 --> 00:36:00,073 - There's foam everywhere! - Can we help? 527 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,438 No, 5 of us are already sharing 3 floorcloths. 528 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:05,516 - Come on, I'll help. - No! 529 00:36:12,399 --> 00:36:13,673 Back we go! 530 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,120 Sometimes I feel like giving up all this. 531 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,352 And we need a cork bulletin board. 532 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,233 All these scraps of paper 533 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,674 look so unsightly. 534 00:36:39,839 --> 00:36:42,274 Oh! You don't look on form. 535 00:36:44,759 --> 00:36:47,717 It's nothing. It's just Serge. 536 00:36:48,319 --> 00:36:51,038 It's always the same when we study together. 537 00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:55,188 He can't explain things without getting angry. 538 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,150 Oh, that Serge! That Serge! 539 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,349 Want a hand? You don't seem to have the right method. 540 00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:10,515 Bernard, try holding the squeegee the right way up. 541 00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:17,954 10 years? That takes real devotion. 542 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,749 10 years at music school to end up banging the keys in a piano bar. 543 00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:24,792 One day, I had enough, I quit. 544 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,476 A friend was looking for a partner 545 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,511 to start a pet shop. 546 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,149 I like animals, so I said yes. 547 00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:35,159 Well, I wanted to be a mountain guide. 548 00:37:35,399 --> 00:37:37,276 The top of the mountain guides! 549 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,390 But my ambitions were too lofty! 550 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,638 What about your folks? 551 00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:50,758 My Dad died 7 years ago. 552 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,911 I'm sorry. You may think it strange, but I always ask this: 553 00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:58,755 What kind of man was he? 554 00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:02,278 I never really found out. He lived in a dream. 555 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,596 You know, Tom, we don't always do what we want in life. 556 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,760 You'll be okay. 557 00:38:29,879 --> 00:38:31,711 Let's do this again. 558 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,389 Serge is on the phone. He wants to speak to you. 559 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,795 Excuse me, Tom. 560 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,274 I'm listening 561 00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:47,078 to what's behind your words. 562 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,278 I'd rather be hearing... 563 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,352 Yes, Serge, yes! Harmony! 564 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,316 It's one of the keywords in the Method. 565 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:07,953 My dearest Serge, goodbye. I'll hand you over to your beloved. 566 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,437 Where's that electrician? 567 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,678 Hi there, Jean-Pierre. 568 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,234 Hello, Mr. Neck. 569 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,312 One of our old regulars. 570 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,872 He was with us for a year. 571 00:39:40,439 --> 00:39:41,918 Does you good... 572 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,679 This smell. 573 00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:48,477 I feel like I'm at the seaside. 574 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,400 The tide's out. 575 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,069 Suntanned people are coming home from the beach, 576 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,953 back to their rented houses. 577 00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:59,232 They plod along, 578 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,192 their espadrilles full of sand. 579 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,189 Tonight, they'll eat seafood in the old port 580 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,317 and will be sick all night. 581 00:40:08,799 --> 00:40:10,676 And to think that you like Oléron! 582 00:40:11,399 --> 00:40:13,037 I went there as a kid. 583 00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:22,190 I haven't told you about the Method. 584 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,669 Yes, good evening. 585 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,270 Good evening. I live next door and I'd like to talk to you. 586 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,917 Talk? What about? 587 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,958 Nothing special. Just to get to know you. 588 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,831 That's nice, but we're watching a movie. 589 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:44,076 Maybe we could watch it together? 590 00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:47,391 - Good evening. - Hi there. 591 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:51,198 - You live next door? - That's right. 592 00:40:51,439 --> 00:40:52,998 He wants to talk to us. 593 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,080 What about? 594 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,039 You, me...I don't know. Your next vacation. 595 00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:02,117 Your work. 596 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,599 What exactly do you want? 597 00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:06,632 To be real neighbors. 598 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,559 How strange... 599 00:41:11,959 --> 00:41:13,313 I don't get it. 600 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,638 Well, in Spain right now, people are outside, talking. 601 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,439 They know one another. 602 00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:22,154 Oh, Spain! 603 00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:24,797 Some other time perhaps? 604 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,033 Well, think it over. 605 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,955 Good night. 606 00:41:29,759 --> 00:41:30,988 See you tomorrow. 607 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,157 -Yes? - It works both ways. 608 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,758 If you need a can-opener, advice, whatever, don't hesitate. 609 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,636 Sure thing. Good night then. 610 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,278 A very warm welcome to each and every one of you. 611 00:42:06,639 --> 00:42:09,199 The fun's about to start, so sit down, 612 00:42:09,479 --> 00:42:12,312 make yourselves comfortable and hold onto your seats! 613 00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:15,875 If you can answer the questions I'm going to ask... 614 00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:45,918 A twenty-three-inch model, 615 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,674 ultra-flat screen. You're a gentleman! 616 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,870 My cousin Raymond's gonna be real pleased! 617 00:42:53,879 --> 00:42:56,155 I'll give the schmuck my old one. 618 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,800 Can I put a games console on top? 619 00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:02,315 Bear, you can do anything you like with it. 620 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,673 You'll need this too! 621 00:43:12,959 --> 00:43:15,189 Shit! It's like the Year 2000! 622 00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:18,470 Want a drop of sherry? 623 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,951 In the early days with Laurette, 624 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,191 we'd argue each time we did the laundry. 625 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,440 The color had come out or the clothes had shrunk. 626 00:43:30,919 --> 00:43:32,148 It was never right. 627 00:43:32,839 --> 00:43:35,991 In 2 months, half of our clothes were blue! 628 00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:39,033 With my old lady, we had our pink period. 629 00:43:39,359 --> 00:43:41,157 I left this in my pocket. 630 00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:44,511 You can't even read the name of our group now: Montrouge. 631 00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:49,475 Back then, 632 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,712 we spent less time thinking. 633 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,911 We had causes to fight for, so we fought. 634 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,838 They won't get rid of us Marxists! 635 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,989 Mistakes were made, that's for sure. 636 00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:01,952 As a matter of fact, that's why I left Montrouge. 637 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,113 I miss the pals most of all. 638 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,958 We'd post bills at night, 639 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,356 fight with the boys from the UNR. 640 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,871 That's all gone now... because of the Wall. 641 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,990 As time goes by, I think that the path to true happiness 642 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,634 has nothing special 643 00:44:21,439 --> 00:44:23,908 except maybe that it goes uphill. 644 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,118 Out comes the baby! 645 00:44:47,479 --> 00:44:48,799 Go on, sit up. 646 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,272 Shall we have a little trial run? 647 00:45:03,079 --> 00:45:04,308 You see? 648 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,951 Sorry, my classes started late. 649 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,195 Hello to you too! 650 00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,358 I only have an hour. 651 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,195 One hour! 652 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,395 Who're you kidding? 653 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,395 I was looking forward to this! 654 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,399 Same Tom, always moaning! Show me you're pleased. 655 00:46:02,319 --> 00:46:03,753 You first. 656 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,230 I'm very pleased to see you. 657 00:46:09,799 --> 00:46:11,472 I brought you your old records. 658 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,069 You remembered! 659 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,669 Thanks. 660 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,478 So we've nothing left to say? 661 00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:21,757 I'm sure there's lots to say. 662 00:46:23,359 --> 00:46:24,633 But not today? 663 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,269 It's weird. We're like two strangers.. 664 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:32,670 I don't know how to look at you. 665 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,159 We know each other well. 666 00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:39,439 I'm not so sure. 667 00:46:41,319 --> 00:46:42,912 - Know something? - What? 668 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,559 We're not the problem. 669 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,274 It's everything else. 670 00:46:50,519 --> 00:46:52,749 The turmoil around us maybe. I don't know. 671 00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:58,314 We were trying to relive old memories of the good times. 672 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,393 But we were never able to. 673 00:47:01,159 --> 00:47:03,070 Did we really want to? 674 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,115 I don't know. 675 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,114 I know I did. 676 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,913 How do you spend your days? 677 00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:23,629 I do my laundry, I discover simple everyday pleasures: 678 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,958 doing the dishes, the washing, shining my shoes... 679 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:29,917 Everything's back to normal? 680 00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:33,354 I don't know. 681 00:47:38,359 --> 00:47:39,588 I miss you. 682 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,153 I miss you too, Laurette. 683 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,870 We must talk. 684 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,676 I'm glad you're here. Look at those guys. 685 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,035 Discreetly. 686 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,675 We gotta talk. 687 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,394 There's something weird about those two. 688 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:09,916 They're looking at the capuchins. We don't have the certificates! 689 00:48:10,919 --> 00:48:11,909 Calm down! 690 00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,188 Here they come! You talk to them. 691 00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:21,874 Gentlemen? 692 00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:25,158 Can I help you? 693 00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:30,197 Veterinary Department. Have you the bill for those monkeys? 694 00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:32,074 From Gibraltar? 695 00:48:32,279 --> 00:48:33,394 Of course. 696 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,149 Here they are. 697 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,793 10,000 each? Do they do tricks for that price? 698 00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:47,030 Do you want the veterinary certificates? 699 00:48:51,799 --> 00:48:52,869 There's no need. 700 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,319 Have a nice day, gentlemen. 701 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,590 Bravo! 702 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,836 I quit. 703 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,356 Huh? 704 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,877 I've decided to give you my share. 705 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,799 You lay me off and I'll get unemployment benefit. 706 00:49:24,359 --> 00:49:25,679 What's wrong? 707 00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:28,669 - It's Lucio. - What about Lucio? 708 00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:30,393 He didn't come home. 709 00:49:30,599 --> 00:49:32,192 - An accident? - No! 710 00:49:32,479 --> 00:49:33,992 I rang every hospital in Paris. 711 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,312 It was no accident! 712 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,716 His seminar ended late and he slept out. 713 00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:46,157 So you want to quit? 714 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,670 But you used to like having our own firm. 715 00:49:48,879 --> 00:49:51,109 - Being independent. - 1 did it for Ma. 716 00:49:52,079 --> 00:49:54,195 I'm not happy here. Can't you see? 717 00:49:54,399 --> 00:49:55,992 You like all this. I don't. 718 00:49:56,879 --> 00:49:59,109 - Will you go back to the piano? - I dunno. 719 00:50:00,199 --> 00:50:01,109 Oh heck! 720 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,439 Sometimes, I feel I should just wait for my next life. 721 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:08,669 Come on... 722 00:50:09,399 --> 00:50:12,517 How about a drink at Dimitri's? It's only 3 o'clock. 723 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,040 3 o'clock! 724 00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,037 I've got to unpack the arachnids! 725 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,151 Mom! 726 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,154 Christiane, my wife. 727 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,990 She's been living at Oléron for 4 years now. 728 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,072 Oléron, the island of shame! 729 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:04,032 Some of her things are still here. 730 00:51:04,319 --> 00:51:06,879 Sometimes, I even wash them. 731 00:51:07,319 --> 00:51:08,718 To wipe out the years. 732 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,559 She's very pretty. 733 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,196 When she left, I was knocked off my feet. 734 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,636 She was my whole life. It opened my eyes. 735 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,790 My therapy has been to help others. 736 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,832 I'm telling you this because... 737 00:51:23,199 --> 00:51:25,839 I don't want to make a big speech, but I like you. 738 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,238 I think you feel the same. 739 00:51:28,439 --> 00:51:30,510 I can assure you I do. 740 00:51:33,679 --> 00:51:35,511 That's good to hear. Thank you. 741 00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:41,391 Oléron again! 742 00:51:42,479 --> 00:51:44,231 My girls, Elsa and Léa. 743 00:51:45,959 --> 00:51:47,393 That's me. 744 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,714 In the Andes. 745 00:51:50,279 --> 00:51:52,236 With my companion, Roland. 746 00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:54,232 He fell before my eyes. 747 00:51:54,439 --> 00:51:56,396 Three hundred meters. 748 00:51:56,999 --> 00:51:58,797 The mountain reclaimed him. 749 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,550 Around this time, 750 00:52:01,359 --> 00:52:04,556 I started work on the Method. 751 00:52:07,199 --> 00:52:09,315 An idea for the cover of the Method. 752 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,034 1 did it myself. 753 00:52:12,039 --> 00:52:13,313 It's very sober. 754 00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:15,313 That's what I wanted. 755 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,238 The great Charles de Gaulle. 756 00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,189 A man of honor. He inspired me back then as he does now. 757 00:52:28,639 --> 00:52:31,358 A light in the fog. A man with a conscience. 758 00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:33,519 A friend. 759 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,437 Over to you, Marion. 760 00:52:45,639 --> 00:52:49,348 Right then...Serge and I have made a big decision: 761 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,273 We're gonna live together. 762 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,036 So, last night, we went shopping 763 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,959 and bought our first washing machine. 764 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,398 So I'm leaving you! 765 00:53:02,759 --> 00:53:05,592 But we'll come visit. Our apartment's not far away. 766 00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:08,308 Well then... 767 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,630 I'd better blow the candles out. 768 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,429 There we are! Another one leaves the nest! 769 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,674 As in all families, one day, the children go away. 770 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,914 And for us, it's often for a washing machine. 771 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,158 Come on. To Serge! 772 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,959 For he is tonight's hero, after all... 773 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,150 In the name of all us Laundromat regulars, 774 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,990 I wish you every happiness. 775 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,116 And remember: love has its ups and downs. 776 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,119 Don't let it get you down! 777 00:53:55,279 --> 00:53:56,633 That's for you. 778 00:53:59,799 --> 00:54:01,472 I don't make speeches. 779 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,474 I just live life. 780 00:54:04,079 --> 00:54:06,593 Love means seeing God in your partner. 781 00:54:07,959 --> 00:54:09,358 If not, why bother? 782 00:54:11,839 --> 00:54:13,068 Anyone got a light? 783 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,840 That's easy. I know! 784 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,872 Give people a chance, Marion. That's the point of the game. 785 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,230 When Phan comes, we always play charades. 786 00:54:43,439 --> 00:54:44,713 She can join in too. 787 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,276 It brings people together and it's festive. 788 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,120 Laurel and Hardy. 789 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,675 That's it. 790 00:54:56,439 --> 00:54:58,112 Excuse me a moment. 791 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,713 It's too early, Yvonne. 792 00:55:05,919 --> 00:55:09,116 My dinner finished early. I wasn't going to wait in the street. 793 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,993 I've company. I said 2 AM. 794 00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:13,752 What should I do then? 795 00:55:14,039 --> 00:55:15,552 Go home. I'll call you. 796 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,950 - Promise? - I promise, my darling. 797 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,117 Excuse the unfortunate interruption. Where were we? 798 00:55:31,319 --> 00:55:33,071 Sergei Bubka, the pole vaulter? 799 00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:38,151 Mary Poppins. You get better every time. 800 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,399 Will you do de Gaulle? 801 00:55:40,639 --> 00:55:42,118 But that's not miming. 802 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,352 It doesn't matter. You do it so well. 803 00:55:44,559 --> 00:55:45,549 Go on! 804 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,074 Tom's never seen it. 805 00:55:48,839 --> 00:55:50,750 Just a few memorable quotations. 806 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,471 Here we are in Cherbourg, 807 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,634 humiliated. 808 00:56:19,159 --> 00:56:23,039 Cherbourg is destroyed, 809 00:56:23,919 --> 00:56:27,230 but Cherbourg is united. 810 00:56:27,839 --> 00:56:30,115 Cherbourg, stand up! 811 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,033 The enemy picks out randomly 812 00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:42,278 100,000...200,000... 300,000 sons of France 813 00:56:42,479 --> 00:56:44,789 and massacres them. 814 00:56:49,759 --> 00:56:52,831 Victims from Nantes, Paris, 815 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,316 Lille, Strasbourg 816 00:56:55,519 --> 00:56:57,192 and elsewhere, 817 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,077 you are the ones who make 818 00:57:00,359 --> 00:57:02,953 this country indivisible. 819 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,640 It is not enough merely to jump on one's seat, 820 00:57:11,839 --> 00:57:14,433 shouting "Europe! Europe! Europe!" 821 00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,594 That leads nowhere and means nothing. 822 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,753 One must see things as they are. 823 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,951 France's steamship is underway! 824 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,952 She sails the high seas. 825 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,033 Long live Mostaganem! 826 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,912 Long live French Algeria! 827 00:57:48,879 --> 00:57:51,189 Long live France! 828 00:59:29,239 --> 00:59:32,516 Experienced young man offers piano lessons. All levels. 829 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,356 Taking up the piano again? Good idea. 830 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,991 Tell me something, Tom. 831 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,994 I read in a newspaper at the dentist's 832 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,869 that there are some men... 833 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,198 When they love a woman... 834 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,314 Because they're so in love... 835 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,033 Well, they can't... 836 01:00:05,999 --> 01:00:07,637 They can't get it up. 837 01:00:09,799 --> 01:00:11,119 Perfectly normal. 838 01:00:12,519 --> 01:00:14,476 Oh yes, it's normal, isn't it? 839 01:00:14,799 --> 01:00:17,313 It happens a lot more often than people think. 840 01:00:21,199 --> 01:00:22,792 Yes, that's what I read. 841 01:00:23,799 --> 01:00:25,153 It's a funny thing. 842 01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:32,996 You really impressed us on the piano at Jean-Pierre's. 843 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,235 Thanks. 844 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,509 Well, I've got a car to finish. I must dash. 845 01:00:39,559 --> 01:00:41,232 Is Jean-Pierre coming today? 846 01:00:41,439 --> 01:00:43,555 He came this morning, so I doubt it. 847 01:00:43,759 --> 01:00:45,591 Bye! Have a good day. 848 01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:52,951 RINSE 849 01:01:10,119 --> 01:01:12,076 Here are some clothes she'd ironed. 850 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,871 We gotta go now, Tom. 851 01:02:12,959 --> 01:02:15,189 They were about to tow my car away! 852 01:02:18,719 --> 01:02:20,039 Drink? 853 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,194 A beer. 854 01:02:22,679 --> 01:02:24,113 A half, please. 855 01:02:28,199 --> 01:02:29,712 Are you okay, Rémi? 856 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,115 Yeah. 857 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,079 Got a light? 858 01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:01,349 Mom... 859 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,832 I wanted to tell you something before you went away. 860 01:03:05,399 --> 01:03:08,198 Those goddam white lines down the legs of my jeans 861 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,789 that you ironed so carefully... 862 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,238 I'll miss them... 863 01:04:11,719 --> 01:04:14,950 SPIN 864 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,439 - Are you recording them? - Yeah. 865 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:39,117 It's a gimmick for the radio: people saying "I love you". 866 01:05:39,559 --> 01:05:40,594 And? 867 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,440 And so, I go all over the place. 868 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,393 Bars, public squares, the subway. 869 01:05:46,759 --> 01:05:48,511 Trains are good too. 870 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,396 Then I make a selection and keep the best ones. 871 01:05:53,999 --> 01:05:56,036 It's not very discreet but it's funny. 872 01:05:57,199 --> 01:05:59,668 - Did I see your ticket? - Yes. 873 01:06:01,079 --> 01:06:03,548 - What time are we in Vienna? - Plenty of time yet. 874 01:06:05,399 --> 01:06:06,628 Where are you going? 875 01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:08,278 East. 876 01:06:08,879 --> 01:06:10,108 That's vague. 877 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,518 Are the people you record really in love? 878 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,958 Depends what you mean. 879 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,559 Do they sound sincere? 880 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:25,353 If you listen carefully, "Il love you" usually means something different. 881 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,149 Like what? 882 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,276 Depends. It varies from... 883 01:06:30,719 --> 01:06:34,428 "I miss you" to "I feel lonely"... 884 01:06:34,999 --> 01:06:37,229 including "Love me", 885 01:06:38,599 --> 01:06:40,590 "I'm jealous", "I'm hungry", 886 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,712 "I'm afraid you'll leave me", 887 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,240 "I've got toothache"... 888 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,715 "I love you"? 889 01:06:48,279 --> 01:06:50,316 Yes, I hear that one too sometimes. 890 01:06:53,479 --> 01:06:55,709 Anyhow, what are words worth these days? 891 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,115 I love you... 892 01:06:57,439 --> 01:06:58,793 I love spaghetti, 893 01:06:58,999 --> 01:07:00,398 I love your pullover... 894 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:01,830 Honey, 895 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,639 sugar, precious... 896 01:07:03,839 --> 01:07:05,432 The worst one of all's "Baby"! 897 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,109 "You OK, baby?" "Hi, baby"... 898 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,879 "Nice one, baby"... 899 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,514 Can I listen to some? 900 01:07:12,439 --> 01:07:13,759 Do you really want to? 901 01:07:15,879 --> 01:07:17,108 Wait a second. 902 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,634 They didn't even notice. 903 01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,797 Have you ever been caught? 904 01:07:27,639 --> 01:07:29,073 Once. 905 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,597 I was recording my ex. 906 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,149 Ready? 907 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:37,717 Unbelievable! A Frenchman in Bratislava! 908 01:09:37,919 --> 01:09:38,954 Business? 909 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,155 No, pleasure. 910 01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:47,316 - What? - It's a proverb 911 01:09:47,599 --> 01:09:49,192 from round here, so to speak. 912 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:53,998 "When grasshopper travels, ant makes loads of bread"! 913 01:09:55,759 --> 01:09:57,955 The meter ticks over fast, doesn't it? 914 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,237 That's normal. It's a new model, 915 01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,709 so to speak. 916 01:10:02,359 --> 01:10:05,112 Before I had a Soviet meter... very slow. 917 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,711 Now, with these little Italian jobs, 918 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,149 it's amazing. 919 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,951 Business is picking up. 920 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,917 Didn't we come here before, "so to speak"? 921 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,598 What are you doing here? 922 01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:53,031 What about you? 923 01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:56,349 Hang on! Know why I'm here in Bratislava? 924 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,676 Not for...? 925 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,673 Kubbrecht. Right! 926 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,919 You came all this way for a part for my washing machine? 927 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,878 You better believe it! 928 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,110 And you? 929 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,754 Here on business? 930 01:11:09,959 --> 01:11:11,836 No, for a change of scenery. 931 01:11:12,919 --> 01:11:16,116 I only arrived today, but I think you came to the right place. 932 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,833 I can't get over it! 933 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,474 16 hours of driving, 934 01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:21,590 a splendid drive through Switzerland, 935 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,838 a stop in Salzburg to say hello to Mozart... 936 01:11:25,679 --> 01:11:27,590 To hell with it! I'll say it anyway: 937 01:11:27,839 --> 01:11:29,716 - It's a small world, eh? - Very. 938 01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:32,117 Are you busy tonight? 939 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:35,870 A guide's taking me to a place where you can have a good time. 940 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:39,033 - Do you want to come too? - Well...why not? 941 01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:40,715 Meet downstairs? 942 01:11:40,919 --> 01:11:43,388 I've got a better idea: let's go down together. 943 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,476 You must admit, a stripper in a restaurant is pretty rare! 944 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,995 I dreamt of visiting that factory for 10 years. 945 01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,794 Kubbrecht! Just the word sounds like magic! 946 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,874 Why don't you come with me tomorrow? 947 01:12:28,079 --> 01:12:30,355 After all, it's your machine. 948 01:12:31,119 --> 01:12:32,712 You're right. It is mine. 949 01:12:34,599 --> 01:12:36,112 That girl's fantastic. 950 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,597 I rang the foreman this morning. 951 01:12:41,799 --> 01:12:43,392 I'm expected at 10 AM. 952 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,835 We'll try to eat at the canteen at lunchtime. 953 01:12:58,759 --> 01:12:59,555 Know him? 954 01:12:59,759 --> 01:13:02,194 He's the cab driver I told you about before. 955 01:13:03,199 --> 01:13:05,509 Yves, Pepik. Pepik, Yves. 956 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:07,400 Like the show? 957 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,999 Yes, very nice. 958 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,717 I'll try to introduce you to an extraordinary lady. 959 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,072 - 0K? - How much? 960 01:13:16,279 --> 01:13:19,158 The money doesn't matter. She's extraordinary. 961 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,830 Trust me. 962 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,758 You'll see... How about you? 963 01:13:25,719 --> 01:13:27,153 1,000 crowns for you both. 964 01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:28,918 No, I'm bushed. 965 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,873 I don't know if it's the journey or the change of air. 966 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:33,832 And I must call home. 967 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,678 My old girl will be worried. 968 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,469 Babka was Kafka's favorite prostitute. 969 01:13:53,719 --> 01:13:54,709 How old is she? 970 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,440 Eighty. 971 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,071 - She asks if you know Kafka. - Sure. 972 01:14:05,799 --> 01:14:07,198 You are good, very young... 973 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,117 but you do not open yourself up... 974 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,834 to people. 975 01:14:13,279 --> 01:14:15,156 You should let the world... 976 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,116 fill your inner self... 977 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,949 so that your dreams and desires... 978 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,952 fill the world. 979 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,554 Tear off the mask that stops you being yourself. 980 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:38,232 Bratislava is the best place for that. 981 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,950 She asks if you want to touch her genitals. 982 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:52,275 What's that? 983 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,318 She asks if you want to touch her genitals. 984 01:15:00,199 --> 01:15:01,712 It'll bring you good luck. 985 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,749 Look: one "k" and two "b"s. 986 01:15:28,119 --> 01:15:30,474 Hello, Yves Briens. We're from Paris. 987 01:15:30,679 --> 01:15:33,990 I rang yesterday. We're here to meet Mr. Vladimir Jelinek. 988 01:15:36,279 --> 01:15:37,474 Great start! 989 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,797 - I'll leave you to it. - Thank you. 990 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,560 What luck! 991 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,517 Not everyone gets to see inside here. 992 01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,394 Mind you, I really had to persuade ol' Jelinek. 993 01:16:09,759 --> 01:16:10,829 What's the smell? 994 01:16:11,039 --> 01:16:13,553 Kubbrecht oil. Made from colza seeds. 995 01:16:13,759 --> 01:16:15,193 It's a secret formula. 996 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,038 Like Coca-Cola in America. 997 01:16:18,639 --> 01:16:21,836 Look! There's a model 52. And another one! 998 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,474 That's a model 60. 999 01:16:23,719 --> 01:16:24,834 And that... 1000 01:16:25,119 --> 01:16:27,838 That's a model that was never exported. 1001 01:16:28,039 --> 01:16:29,598 I only saw it in catalogs. 1002 01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,879 Funny! Different models have different-sized windows. 1003 01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:36,433 Look! There's the critter we're after! 1004 01:16:38,119 --> 01:16:39,632 She's past her prime 1005 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,480 but the window's withstood its time on earth. 1006 01:16:42,679 --> 01:16:44,397 Right! Let's get to it! 1007 01:16:46,879 --> 01:16:48,790 Give me a hand. Hold it for me. 1008 01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,598 We really are lucky devils! 1009 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:11,957 Oh, I didn't show you the present Jelinek gave me. 1010 01:17:12,919 --> 01:17:15,718 I'll treasure this, I can tell you! 1011 01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:20,035 They don't make key rings like that anymore. 1012 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,593 See that inlay? 1013 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,389 See that blue? 1014 01:17:26,639 --> 01:17:28,630 They knew how to make them back then! 1015 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,719 This is real good food. 1016 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,310 Not bad. 1017 01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,309 Any news of your boy? 1018 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,633 He's still at his grandma's. 1019 01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:49,828 I'll start thinking he doesn't exist soon. 1020 01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,751 Can you pass me that bowl? 1021 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,275 What are you doing? 1022 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:21,316 I'll be right back. 1023 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,753 I like you. 1024 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:51,916 Can you swim? 1025 01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:53,156 Yes. 1026 01:19:53,719 --> 01:19:55,073 I can't. 1027 01:21:24,919 --> 01:21:26,751 I think my life is here now. 1028 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,476 I'll play piano in some bar. 1029 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:39,037 I'll be called "Tomick the Pianick". 1030 01:21:40,519 --> 01:21:43,796 We'll be married and live in a house with a pointy roof. 1031 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:50,154 From now on, I decide what I do with my life. 1032 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,595 OK, let's go. 1033 01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:10,793 DRYING 1034 01:22:12,079 --> 01:22:14,275 - Hello, my dear Tom. - Hi. 1035 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,039 Please come in. 1036 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:22,749 We'll set to work straight away. 1037 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:25,110 We'll take a break around four. 1038 01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,640 I never eat lunch. 1039 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,592 Honey cakes and tea... 1040 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,677 - How does that sound? - Great! 1041 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:32,795 Good. 1042 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:36,072 I can see we'll be great partners. 1043 01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:39,591 We'll start with a Judy Garland classic. 1044 01:22:39,799 --> 01:22:43,155 Then we'll try a piece by Sarah Vaughan 1045 01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:45,111 this afternoon. 1046 01:22:45,319 --> 01:22:48,391 The sun only comes into this room around 1 o'clock. 1047 01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:53,675 By the way, is Tom your real name? 1048 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,314 No, it's a nickname. 1049 01:22:56,399 --> 01:22:57,878 I'm really called Thomas. 1050 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,636 Shall we do some warm-up exercises? 1051 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,553 ...three, four. 1052 01:23:12,519 --> 01:23:14,032 We don't know where he is. 1053 01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:16,154 Did you try his place? 1054 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:17,999 It's all shut up. 1055 01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,597 Phan saw him in another Laundromat. 1056 01:23:25,559 --> 01:23:27,232 We're really worried. 1057 01:23:31,519 --> 01:23:33,396 Here. He left this for you. 1058 01:23:57,839 --> 01:24:00,035 And to think that you like Oléron! 1059 01:24:07,279 --> 01:24:08,553 Nice day, isn't it? 1060 01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:19,275 Great! 1061 01:24:21,359 --> 01:24:22,554 Shit! 1062 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:24,753 - So long, man. - See ya! 1063 01:24:25,199 --> 01:24:26,792 Things change... 1064 01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:18,915 English subtitles: J. MILLER 1065 01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,358 Subtitling TITRA-FILM Paris 74157

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