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♪ My love for you is equal to a worn out shoe ♪
Mm.
Nah.
♪ A big cow moo
Uh-uh.
♪ Some undefinable gunky goo
Yeah.
Mm, no.
♪ My love for you is equal to
♪ Day old stew
- Del, are you okay?
- Oh, Didi, it's you.
Sorry, but I'm having trouble with my new song.
How is my little snuggle bunny?
Are we getting together tonight, my little love muffin?
- Del, please be serious.
You've gotta sell your songs to Mister Mega
or we'll never get together.
In fact, he's here now to--
- Come on, my little minuet.
I know you love it when I bite your little earsy wearsies.
- Del.
- And you've got the cutest little earsy wearsies I know.
- And you've got the cutest little buns in the business.
- And you've got the cutest little--
- Hello, mister romance in the pants.
If you wanna live in hearts and flowers land
with your sweet bunny muffin, then why don't you bring
all your brilliant new tunes over today.
Or maybe-- - Great, Mister Mega.
I'm working on a real hot tune now.
It's a fabuloso fave classic hot number one
with a bullet top 10 killer ground breaker hit,
smash-a-roo chart buster.
I just need one more line.
- Try the unemployment line.
Listen, Del, you've got 47 minutes
to deliver your nothing-burger hit.
- Wait, Mister Mega, listen to this.
- Yeah?
You listen to this.
- Call for you on line number 726.
It's Missus Mega.
- Don't try coming home late again tonight, tweezer brows.
- Yes, my little puppy paws.
- And don't forget the milk, lint breath.
- Yes, my little poodle pet.
Do you suppose you could forget about Mister Wonderbar
long enough to put in a few seconds of secretarial duty?
- Yes, Mister Mega.
C sharp.
B flat.
Oh, why did I ever leave home?
- 47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
♪ My love for you is equal to
♪ My love for you is equal to
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
47 minutes.
46 minutes.
Ah.
♪ Doggone blues
♪ Shopper rude
♪ Dime store dude
♪ A fight with food
♪ A gal named Sue
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
I can write a hit.
- You dunder head.
You couldn't write yourself out of a wet paper bag.
- I can too write myself out of a wet paper bag.
- The only contribution you'll ever make
to the music industry is by dying young.
- Oh yeah?
I'll show you.
- You tuneless twit.
What does Didi see in you?
- Didi loves me.
Didi and I are yipes.
Whew.
I made it.
I'm safe now.
What's going on?
Where am I?
This is strange.
- Thank you very much.
Love you baby.
- What now?
- Lost?
- No.
I just don't know where I am.
- Well son.
♪ Round the last corner of highway 11 ♪
♪ A town so cozy it's close to heaven ♪
♪ Keep looking
♪ You're almost there
♪ Past gentle valleys where cool breezes blow ♪
♪ You'll find rosy gardens where happiness grows ♪
♪ Happiness everywhere
♪ Believe me
♪ I've been around
♪ But in Flooby Nooby
♪ I finally settled down
♪ Lazy rivers relax awhile
♪ The weeping willow cracks a smile ♪
♪ Up our mountain see gambling sheep ♪
♪ Leaning tower pizzas open all week ♪
♪ Mailman back went down the street ♪
♪ Delivering letters with their feet ♪
♪ Tree trunks broke, clouds sing along ♪
♪ Rush hour's onLy a second long ♪
♪ Floor and the ceiling are dying to date ♪
♪ Mother wall says they'll have to wait ♪
♪ Dishes scrub folks
♪ Spuds smash themselves
♪ Beets a swinging on a kitchen shelf ♪
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ Rootie tootie by Flooby Nooby ♪
♪ Cars and trucks love to tap
♪ Parking meters take a nap
♪ Bills get a lift
♪ Tunnels scream
♪ Bertha shakes streets
♪ Keeps 'em clean
♪ Mattress flips you out of bed ♪
♪ Land in your clothes, hat flies on your head ♪
♪ Folks fly flapjacks
♪ Kites ride trikes
♪ Pillows sing you to sleep at night ♪
♪ Rainbows shimmy chase you down ♪
♪ Fire plugs like to joke and clown ♪
♪ Gus won't cuss
♪ Claire won't swear
♪ Got smiles so big we had to share ♪
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ Rootie tootie by Flooby Nooby ♪
♪ Mirrors flatter, go on and stare ♪
♪ Ben the barber has a way with hair ♪
♪ Vance love pants
♪ Curts and loud skirts
♪ Burt's in the outskirts in skirts ♪
♪ Uncle Bob sings real flat
♪ Gramps plays by ear
♪ He likes it like that
♪ Fiddles with his whiskers
♪ Sings through his toes
♪ Rehearsing a choir of goofy crows ♪
♪ Billy Walker's a sweet talker ♪
♪ Mary stares, she's a gawker
♪ Duff is rough, Clive multiples ♪
♪ Big boy here's got bedroom eyes ♪
♪ Stay with me
♪ Stick around
♪ If you lived here, you'd be home by now ♪
♪ Tilly's out, always on the phone ♪
♪ Bob here's twisted, someone take him home ♪
♪ Greg is vague, Steven's uneven ♪
♪ Little Bud plays hide and seeking ♪
♪ Dolphins golfing, crocodile's smiling ♪
♪ Bugs love hugs, reptiles file ♪
♪ Chickens are picking, birds are nerds ♪
♪ Moles like to bowl
♪ Haven't you heard
♪ Fox walks rocks in Flooby Zoo ♪
♪ Eels make deals, you will too ♪
♪ Frogs where logs, skunks are punks ♪
♪ Albatross floss, that ain't no punk ♪
♪ Sun sings low moon haunts the bar ♪
♪ Don't allow tears, always happy hour ♪
♪ Jukes are cooks, stools are cool ♪
♪ Drinks are kinky, they ain't no fools ♪
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ In Flooby Nooby
- Wow.
What a great tune.
I can actually remember it.
Did you write that?
- In Flooby Nooby, songs like that, they write themselves.
- What do you mean?
- You think too much to write a great song.
You've got to feel all the emotions.
Passion.
Pain.
Pasta.
Follow me, son.
I'll show you what I mean.
- What's going on?
How come the trees are getting smaller?
- Don't you know?
Perspective is a myth.
In your world, all objects are afraid
of being eaten by humans so they puff themselves up,
but here in Flooby Nooby we all love everything.
So there's no need for puffery.
Don't believe me.
Go ahead and pet that dog.
You're a stranger here so he's not sure
whether you're gonna eat him.
All you have to do is let go with some music.
You're not feeling it, Del.
It's got to come from your heart.
Oh that's from your pancreas.
Up a little bit and to the right.
You're just not getting it.
But I know someone who can show you how.
- Who?
Who?
I've got to know.
- Well, he's really quite busy.
You know these intellectuals.
- Please.
Who?
- Some call him a brilliant scholar.
Some call him a learned guru.
And then some call him the all knowing sage.
But most folks call him the wise one.
Course I get to call him Gus.
- Yeah.
That's what I want.
Where is he?
- Well fortunately, the wise one is everywhere at all times.
Remember, only a few mortals are lucky enough
to be in the presence of this enlightened being
who I call Gus.
- This has got to help me.
How else am I going to write that perfect tune?
How else am I going to keep my job and Didi?
♪ In a little while
♪ I'll be gone
♪ Guess I stayed in this town too long ♪
♪ I came when I was young
♪ And unafraid
♪ But I never should have stayed ♪
♪ Dreams of city lights that won't come true ♪
♪ They block the stars that I once knew ♪
♪ By fame and mystery
♪ I was bright
♪ From the stars in the open sky ♪
♪ Home where it all began
♪ Going home
♪ Home will it be the same
♪ Going home
♪ Home is the place we land
♪ Home
♪ Home where it all began
♪ Going home
♪ Where should I turn
♪ Should I go
♪ Once I used to know
♪ Maybe with you I'll find the way ♪
♪ But I know that I can't stay
♪ I know that I can't stay
- So, how was he?
- Wow.
He changed my life.
- Oh please.
Wise One.
Tell me how to write the perfect song.
- My poor wandering pilgrim.
The truth path is not to be found outside but within you.
You must be cleansed and when you have made
your soul calm and pure, the proper road to enlightenment
will be revealed before your eyes.
Discover the purity of perfection,
not the perfection of purity.
Remember my son, just as one slice
into a loaf of bread produces two pieces,
you must multiply your wisdom.
Oh my innocent one, listen not with your ears
but with your heart.
See not with your eyes but with your soul.
Feel not with your fingers but with your spirit.
Smell not with your nose but with your essence.
Like a jewel ring hidden in a loaf of bread.
Take only the wheat.
Leave the chaff behind you.
You are hungry my son and wisdom nourishes us all.
Your goal is the state of oneness of being,
not the being of oneness.
My lost young traveler, like the sands of time
through the hourglass of our lives,
mourn not the wild seas of yesterday,
but wind yourself round the ship past of today
and let the winds of wisdom blow you to a peaceful tomorrow
and to the calm safe harbor the day after tomorrow.
Many men search for wholeness of soul
rather than the soul of wholeness.
Remember don't know what you don't know.
Only know what you know.
Believe in me.
- Well?
- I didn't understand a thing he said.
- Of course not.
He's the wise one not you.
Let's go get some food.
- No.
Mm mm.
- He's trying to write a song but he doesn't get it.
- Well sweetie don't worry.
What you need is a heaping plate of Dot's home cooking
and let your innards run wild.
You know, Mayor, you been real scarce around here.
It's good to have you back.
- I was just here for breakfast.
♪ You left me for the open road ♪
♪ Where you went I didn't know
♪ But now you say you're back to stay ♪
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Isn't it right again
♪ When you're gonna count the days ♪
♪ Or cried the lonely nights away ♪
♪ You'll promise me you'll never leave ♪
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Isn't it right again
♪ And oh how I miss those arms round me ♪
♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪
♪ Though darling I've forgiven you ♪
♪ I can't forget what we've been through ♪
♪ A life alone
♪ A broken home
♪ But now it's good again
♪ Isn't it right again
♪ And oh how I miss those arms around me ♪
♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪
♪ You left me for the open road ♪
♪ Where you went I didn't know
♪ But now you say you're back to stay ♪
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Isn't it right again
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Isn't it right
♪ Again
- Mister Mayor, how could you eat that adorable
and talented hamburger?
Didn't you see it dancing around?
- Del, that's just your heart kicking in.
I do believe you finally got the feeling.
- I've got it.
I've got the feeling.
Thank you, Mayor.
Thanks, Dot.
Thank you, doggy.
Now I hope I don't lose it.
- Honey, if you don't use it, you lose it.
And then it gets turned into soup.
♪ Hey daddy-o I'm a greased back fool ♪
♪ I keep the place jumping, love to watch them drool ♪
♪ I'm a natural born man, that's what I said ♪
♪ Got secret weapon on the top of my head ♪
♪ My do
♪ Dig my do
♪ My do
♪ Hey hey
♪ Look out
♪ I puff it up for you
♪ Crew cuts, mohawks, keep in the haze ♪
♪ Mine hop, the door blows all the way ♪
♪ Ruts, mops, beehives and fros ♪
♪ There's only one bush baby this head grows ♪
♪ It's my do
♪ Dig my do
♪ My do
♪ Hey hey
♪ Look out
♪ I puff it up for you
♪ Cream on the corn
♪ I've got things to spare
♪ Does anybody have a mint
♪ Run on islands, I sailed seven seas ♪
♪ I can't find a girl cool enough for me ♪
♪ So I put up with all the women in town ♪
♪ But I can't stand the thing that's run around in my do ♪
♪ Dig my do
♪ My do
♪ Hey hey
♪ Look out
♪ I puff it up for you
♪ Oh it's in my soul I guess
♪ Ah baby
- That's it.
This is great.
This is my hit song.
- Well dang dong, Del.
You're gonna hit the big time now.
Say, what time was your meeting?
- If I don't get that hit tune, you're fired.
- It's too late, Del.
I'm going home.
♪ When you've lost love
♪ No one wants to know
♪ There is a place only the lonely go ♪
♪ It's a sad hotel
♪ Down the block from sorrow station ♪
♪ Only the lonely ever make a reservation ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh
♪ Refresh yourself, have a drink on us ♪
♪ Come join the feast, reservations from us ♪
♪ Dig in
♪ Make yourself at home
♪ We've got the coolest rooms
♪ The cushiest chairs
♪ The plushest rugs, potted palms everywhere ♪
♪ One dip and you'll forget all your troubles ♪
♪ At the Lovesick Hotel
♪ Liar
♪ Once I gave my love and bared my guts ♪
♪ But you ran over me like a big mack truck ♪
♪ My life's a disgrace but not in this place ♪
♪ Lovesick Hotel
♪ Well Penny was my all time flame ♪
♪ She's scorched my heart and took all but the blame ♪
♪ The only love I knew left me black and blue ♪
♪ In the Lovesick Hotel
♪ Kid look at me
♪ You think I haven't loved and lost ♪
♪ I just lie on my single bed and toss, toss, toss ♪
♪ Refresh yourself, have a drink on us ♪
♪ Come join the feast, reservation's a must ♪
♪ Dig in
♪ Make yourself at home
♪ We've got the coolest rooms, the cushiest chairs ♪
♪ The plushest rugs, potted palms everywhere ♪
♪ One dip and you'll forget all your troubles ♪
♪ At the Lovesick Hotel
♪ This dump
♪ She was puddy in my hands when love was new ♪
♪ And when it was over, I was mud on her shoe ♪
♪ Welcome to my pad, you'll be happy to be sad ♪
♪ The Lovesick Hotel
♪ My dizzy dame had me so excited ♪
♪ 'Til I was dumped in the town of unrequited ♪
♪ So I opened this joint but love's beside the point ♪
♪ The Lovesick Hotel
♪ I'm the duke of love
♪ So you be the sultan of sad
♪ Well bad romance 'cause love's a drag, drag, drag ♪
♪ Refresh yourself, have a drink on us ♪
♪ Come join the feast, reservation's a must ♪
♪ Dig in
♪ Make yourself at home
♪ We've got the coolest rooms, the cushiest chairs ♪
♪ The plushest rugs, potted palms everywhere ♪
♪ One dip and you'll forget all your troubles ♪
♪ At the Lovesick Hotel
- Hotel schmotel.
- Follow me to your room.
The senior citizens route.
The route 66 suite.
The musical A bomb suite.
The Mister Grim Reaper room.
The bone appetite suite.
The bathtub suite.
The laugh yourself to death suite.
The telephone suite.
The intern salesman suite.
- I think you should really take advantage of this policy.
- The loophole room.
- I kill you.
- The space age suite.
- Two, one.
- Shrinking suite.
The music lovers room.
The flying eraser suite.
The medicinal suite.
The mysteriouso suite.
And our fat calling pigs suite.
And this is your suite.
Hey programs here.
Get your programs.
- Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump.
- No, no.
- Hey Mack, going to Mega Music?
- Yeah and step on it.
What's wrong?
- You don't wanna hear my troubles.
- You think you got troubles.
I'm about to lose my job if you don't hurry.
- Oh yeah?
Let me tell you what losing's all about.
♪ Another Saturday night
♪ So drunk I barely remember
♪ I was whooping it up
♪ With my only friend the bartender ♪
♪ Suddenly I felt
♪ Mighty powerful surge
♪ Pulling me like a magnet
♪ Ooh I got the urge
♪ There before me
♪ You were a vision to behold
♪ My thoughts so hot and nasty
♪ Ooh I'm afraid they can't be told ♪
♪ I felt so proud darling
♪ He's always there for me
♪ One day I came home early
♪ Should've put you under lock and key ♪
♪ You had to mess around
♪ You're impossible to keep
♪ You had more beaus than little bo peep ♪
♪ Ooh babe
♪ It ain't right what you do
♪ Get out of my life
♪ Leave me with my no nose blues ♪
♪ Look in my coffee
♪ You're all I see
♪ Look in my booze
♪ You're laughing at me
♪ Stare out my window
♪ You're all over the place
♪ But I look at my body and there ain't no trace ♪
♪ Talk is cheap
♪ Oh but so are you
♪ Tired of begging you babe
♪ Save me from my no nose blues ♪
♪ Instrumental
♪ Everybody sing along
♪ Look in my coffee
♪ You're all I see
♪ Look in my booze
♪ You're laughing at me
♪ Stare out my window
♪ You're all over the place
♪ But I look at my body
♪ And there ain't no trace
♪ Talk is cheap
♪ Oh but so are you
♪ Tired of beggin' you babe
♪ Save me from that
♪ No
♪ That no
♪ From that no
♪ Nose
♪ Blues
Well, that's my story, mack,
and now I've got a little lady to find.
Here you are at Mega Music.
- Hey, this isn't Mega Music.
It's the ocean.
- Which ocean?
You're on your own, buddy.
See you later.
♪ On this itty bitty island
♪ We like to dance all day
♪ The crabs and the fishies will be sad if you don't stay ♪
♪ They say you can't dance
♪ That's dumb
♪ I'm gonna show you some
♪ Do the twist ooh ooh
♪ Do the bump
♪ Do the swim ooh ooh
♪ The funky chicken
♪ The mashed potato
♪ Do the jerk
♪ Do the fly
♪ No reason to be shy
♪ When we landed on this island life was such a bore ♪
♪ We put sand in our pants
♪ Now we're dancing more and more ♪
♪ Do the scratch
♪ On your shore
♪ We got dances galore
♪ Do the twist ooh ooh
♪ Do the bump
♪ Do the swim ooh ooh
♪ The funky chicken
♪ The mashed potato
♪ Do the jerk
♪ Do the fly
♪ No reason to be shy
♪ All the clams and the fishies made this place a scene ♪
♪ Creating crazy rhythms in the drop mix of your dreams ♪
♪ Now when the sun sinks down
♪ We like to dance around
♪ Do the polka dot ooh ooh
♪ Do the jackhammer
♪ Do the divide ooh ooh
♪ Do the ear
♪ Do the freakout ooh ooh
♪ Do the plaid
♪ Do the ugly
♪ Do the pencil, do the dog suit, do the nudie ♪
♪ Don't be the last one in
- Don't you know a faster dance?
- Dance?
How can I dance?
I just missed the most important meeting of my life.
- Oh.
You're the one who's trying to get to Mega Music.
Why didn't you say so?
- Thanks for everything.
I'll never forget you.
Oh Didi, I'm so happy to see you.
- Come on quick.
We've got to hurry.
- Am I late for the meeting?
- Oh Mister Mega's not happy.
Where have you been?
- Didi, you won't believe what happened.
I got lost in some weird cloverleaf
and I ended up in this odd town called Flooby Nooby.
Then I met this hamburger and fry.
I danced on a beach with an ear.
Then I was trapped in this hotel room
with a psychopathic bellhop.
And the wise one kept having these things rollover his head.
- Mister Mega will never believe you.
- Well he'll believe these songs.
- Wait.
This isn't the way.
You know as long as I've worked here, I still get lost.
- Look at the time.
I've missed my meeting for sure.
Wait, I hear someone coming.
We're saved.
- Did you hear about the man who's always bald?
His mother was frightened by a nudist.
Why does an ostrich have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Why must you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
- Excuse me.
Can you tell us how to get to Mister Mega's office?
- Say, can you fellas help us out?
We're looking for Mister Mega's office.
- Sure thing.
It's that way.
- No, that way.
- You don't know what you're talking about.
I was there yesterday and it's over there.
- Oh yeah?
- Why am I watching this?
- That session back there, you was flat.
- No way, man.
You were sharp.
- Can you please tell us where Mister Mega's office is?
- It's right there.
- Oh great.
- But I wouldn't go in there if I was you.
- Yeah, some incompetent dunder head
has been keeping him waiting all day .
- So, you finally showed up.
Let's declare a national holiday.
However, I'm afraid you're a little
too late for this meeting.
- How could you not listen to these songs?
Have you no heart?
- What?
Why I've got a heart bigger than.
Than this desk.
Stand back.
Take a meeting.
Hold my calls.
Now, get it straight once and for all.
Believe me.
I'm a simple guy.
I'm a big exec with a private jet,
but underneath I'm a pussycat.
♪ So get hip to where I'm at
♪ I hate money
♪ Stocks and bonds never turn me on ♪
♪ Lousy money
♪ I wish I was cool on a sagging porch ♪
♪ With no dividends to claim
♪ 'Cause I hate money
♪ You know I love people
♪ Folks who work for me, they're just family ♪
♪ I love people
♪ In my yacht or limo
♪ Wherever I am
♪ I reach out and help my fellow man ♪
♪ 'Cause I, I just love people
♪ They can keep all the power
♪ I'm a low voltage guy
♪ Keep all the glory
♪ Just need enough to get by
♪ Because love is my bottom line ♪
♪ I really meant it you know baby ♪
♪ Love is my bottom line
♪ You know show biz, it's all phony ♪
♪ They smile when they're telling lies ♪
♪ You think I love all the glamor ♪
♪ Boy, you got the wrong guy
♪ Because love is my bottom line ♪
♪ Yes love is my bottom line
♪ Baby I mean it
Okay.
Let's see those tunes.
♪ In Flooby Nooby
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Dig my do
♪ The Lovesick Hotel
♪ No nose blues
♪ Dance all day
- These are absolutely the worst.
What do you know about songwriting?
- Well Mister Mega, you may be the richest,
most famous grand enchilada, numero uno,
hit maker extraordinaire person in the music biz,
but I just met some people in a little town
you never heard of called Flooby Nooby
and they showed me something even you don't know.
What's important is not how much money you make
or how many people you impress,
but what's inside here in your heart,
and if you listen to that voice deep inside,
then nothing is impossible.
- Bull pucky.
Now get out.
Get out.
Get out.
- Get out.
Get out.
♪ My love for you is equal to all get out ♪
Wait.
Mister Mega, that's it.
My unfinished song.
My smash hit.
Listen.
♪ My love for you is equal to all get out ♪
♪ My love for you is equal to a football shout ♪
♪ My love for you is equal to a gooey gout ♪
♪ A baby's pout, a wall hide trout ♪
♪ A silly scout, a foamy stout yeah ♪
♪ My love for you is equal to the gum on my shoe ♪
♪ Da da da da da
♪ My love for you is equal to mulligan stew ♪
♪ My love for you is equal to a big cow moo ♪
♪ A ribbon blue, a room with a view ♪
♪ A box of jujus, a mean tattoo honey ♪
♪ That's my love for you
♪ Big finish now
♪ My love for you is like a cobweb hanging around ♪
♪ Da da da da da
♪ My love for you is like a velvet crying clown ♪
♪ My love for you is like a mangy snoozing hound ♪
♪ A baby's coo, a pup with no poo ♪
♪ A kid with the flu, a sponge when it's new yeah ♪
♪ That's my love for you
♪ Oh do it again
♪ That's my love for you
♪ Yeah baby
♪ That's my love for you
♪ Yeah
So, you liked it?
- It stinks.
- But you were smiling.
- Eh, I got a sesame seed caught in my gums.
That is absolutely, positively the worst piece
of trash I have ever heard in my entire career
and not only will you never work
on this planet or any other planet again,
but I'm taking you off my Christmas card list.
- You know, perhaps this is for the best.
Now you can find someone who really loves you.
After all, I was just using you
to get my songs to Mister Mega.
♪ In the coldest month of the winter ♪
♪ In the darkest hour of the day ♪
♪ I sit and wonder if you'll remember me ♪
♪ When I'm gone away
♪ I dare myself to tell you I love you ♪
♪ I'm afraid but I'll be brave
♪ I don't care I'm just gonna tell you ♪
♪ Or all my hearts and flowers fade away ♪
♪ Be my only love
♪ I'm hoping you'll say
♪ Love
♪ Give your heart away
♪ Be my
♪ Only love
♪ All I have to give is a promise ♪
♪ I promise you my heart and my home ♪
♪ But now comes the day I must go away ♪
♪ And leave you alone
♪ Be my only love
♪ I'm hoping you'll say
♪ Be my only love
♪ Give your heart away
♪ Be my
♪ Only love
♪ Be my
♪ Only love
- Del my boy, that song.
It's a gold mine.
I want it.
Name your price.
♪ You left me for the open road ♪
♪ Where you went I didn't know
♪ But now you say you're back to stay ♪
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Isn't it right again
♪ When you were gone I count the days ♪
♪ And cried the lonely nights away ♪
♪ You promise me you'll never leave ♪
♪ Isn't it good again
♪ Isn't it right again
♪ And oh how I miss those arms around me ♪
♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪
♪ Though darling I've forgiven you ♪
♪ I can't forget what we've been through ♪
♪ A life alone
♪ A broken home
♪ Now it's good again
♪ Isn't it right again
- Hey, this song isn't bad either.
Heck, I'll buy all your songs.
♪ And oh how I miss those arms around me ♪
♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪
♪ You left me for the open road ♪
♪ Where you went I didn't know
♪ But now you say...
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