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Empty it out. 10 00:00:29,428 --> 00:00:33,533 Hmm, it has been baking in the sun for a while. 11 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,001 I think it's done. 12 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:37,336 (WHISTLING) 13 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,942 (CLANGING) 14 00:00:43,975 --> 00:00:45,177 Mail loaf! 15 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,780 - (GRUNTS) - (CLATTERS) 16 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,649 - (KNIFE BUZZING) - (HOMER HUMMING) 17 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:52,151 Carve that mail. Carve it good. 18 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:54,219 Who wants an end piece? 19 00:00:54,253 --> 00:00:55,722 Hmm... 20 00:00:57,088 --> 00:00:58,323 (GASPS) 21 00:00:58,356 --> 00:01:01,627 I'm invited to a birthday party at Addy's. 22 00:01:01,659 --> 00:01:04,496 Addy? Hmm, I don't know that friend. 23 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:06,031 What subject does she teach? 24 00:01:06,064 --> 00:01:09,067 It's a kid! I know kids. 25 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,037 It's a sleepover at Addy's house. 26 00:01:11,069 --> 00:01:12,771 - (MURMURING) - Addy. 27 00:01:12,805 --> 00:01:14,607 I met her at the library. 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,609 - Aha. - Oh. - Library, Marge. 29 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:20,635 LISA: We were the only ones who loved this old series 30 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:22,747 of books, Gallop Girls. 31 00:01:22,781 --> 00:01:24,584 (BOTH GASP) 32 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:25,817 (SNIFFING) 33 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:28,487 BOTH: Mmm, old book smell. 34 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:29,588 (SNIFFING) 35 00:01:29,621 --> 00:01:32,125 Mmm, new friend smell. 36 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,760 (LISA HUMMING HAPPILY) 37 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,599 What is the deal with girls and horses? 38 00:01:40,632 --> 00:01:43,101 Is it 'cause boys took all the good animals, 39 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:44,737 like dogs and ninjas? 40 00:01:44,769 --> 00:01:47,039 Horses are nature's triumph. 41 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,742 They have the perfect combination of power, 42 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:52,044 grace and braidable hair. 43 00:01:52,076 --> 00:01:55,581 Dumb, dumb, stupid. Legs don't move. 44 00:01:55,614 --> 00:01:57,216 Ew. Pink?! 45 00:01:57,248 --> 00:01:59,451 Once cars were invented, why didn't they just 46 00:01:59,484 --> 00:02:03,088 kill all the horses... with the cars? 47 00:02:03,121 --> 00:02:04,390 Beat it, Summer School. 48 00:02:04,477 --> 00:02:07,527 Horse-a-copter attack. Its plops are bombs. 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,961 (IMITATING HELICOPTER ROTORS) 50 00:02:08,993 --> 00:02:11,163 (WHISTLES, MAKES FART SOUND) 51 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:15,401 Let her go. She's a rescue and uneasy around men. 52 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:17,036 (BOTH GRUNT) 53 00:02:17,068 --> 00:02:20,038 (GASPS): My paddock! 54 00:02:20,072 --> 00:02:22,375 (BOTH GRUNTING) 55 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:24,143 Hey, hey, hey, hey. No horseplay. 56 00:02:24,175 --> 00:02:26,211 (LAUGHS) Horseplay! 57 00:02:26,245 --> 00:02:29,115 Marge, guess what I said. Fight on. 58 00:02:29,147 --> 00:02:32,784 Why? Why do you always wreck the stuff I care about? 59 00:02:32,818 --> 00:02:36,656 Big brothers are supposed to be helpful and a little nice. 60 00:02:36,688 --> 00:02:38,924 I wish I could un-brother you. 61 00:02:38,957 --> 00:02:41,460 Not if I un-sister you first. 62 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:44,597 Fine. By the power of safety scissors, 63 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:47,799 I hereby sever the sibling bond. 64 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:49,968 - Snip. - (GROANS) 65 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:50,969 (GRUNTS) 66 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:52,971 (MAKING FART SOUNDS) 67 00:02:59,944 --> 00:03:01,046 HOMER: Wow. 68 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,648 Look at that house. 69 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:05,118 I bet they use their garage for cars. 70 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:09,855 BOTH: Horsey birthday! 71 00:03:09,888 --> 00:03:12,024 Your house is huge. 72 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:13,992 Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing. 73 00:03:14,026 --> 00:03:16,028 My dad's the exclusive ketchup distributor 74 00:03:16,061 --> 00:03:17,963 for stadiums and megachurches. 75 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:22,101 She's obviously lying. Ketchup is free. 76 00:03:22,133 --> 00:03:23,134 Play along. 77 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,537 Hi, I'm Marge. 78 00:03:24,569 --> 00:03:26,138 Lisa's really been looking forward 79 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,806 to your daughter's party. 80 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,542 Oh, no, I'm the party planner. 81 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:31,643 The mother's on a photoshopping retreat 82 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:33,878 to get her son into USC. 83 00:03:33,912 --> 00:03:36,816 Have fun. We'll see you tomorrow. 84 00:03:36,848 --> 00:03:39,217 10:00 a.m. pickup. Goodbyes and gift bags. 85 00:03:39,251 --> 00:03:42,153 They're so rich, they know the future. 86 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:44,390 Well, I just finished the Gallop Girls book 87 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:47,759 where George Washington's horse exposed Benedict Arnold's horse 88 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,229 as a traitor. 89 00:03:54,032 --> 00:03:56,034 ♪ ♪ 90 00:03:59,837 --> 00:04:02,007 I kind of wanted it to be a surprise. 91 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,409 We kind of own horses. 92 00:04:04,443 --> 00:04:07,380 (DELIGHTED SQUEAL) 93 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,051 You know, Lisa has a sleepover, Grampa's with the other ones, 94 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:15,054 and we are near the marina. 95 00:04:15,086 --> 00:04:17,122 I'm not looking for your lost sunglasses. 96 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,625 It's been six years. They're gone. 97 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:22,427 You are always saying how I never make plans for us. 98 00:04:22,461 --> 00:04:26,064 Well, how about a sunset cruise? 99 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:28,234 (GASPS): I only ever read about those 100 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,435 in Sunset Cruise magazine. 101 00:04:30,468 --> 00:04:32,437 There's even live music. 102 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:35,107 This is the band that was gonna play Lenny's wedding reception 103 00:04:35,139 --> 00:04:37,310 if he didn't get pepper-sprayed at the altar. 104 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,478 I forgot how handsome you are 105 00:04:39,511 --> 00:04:41,580 when you make the slightest effort. 106 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:43,214 (BOTH MOANING) 107 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,517 - Oh. - (HOMER CHUCKLES) 108 00:04:46,444 --> 00:04:49,955 Don't worry. If you get thrown, your vest will automatically inflate 109 00:04:49,987 --> 00:04:51,089 so it breaks your fall. 110 00:04:51,122 --> 00:04:52,524 Now use the reins. 111 00:04:52,557 --> 00:04:54,459 Sunflower wants you to lead her. 112 00:04:54,492 --> 00:04:56,194 (NEIGHS) 113 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:01,800 What's the matter, Addison? You didn't like my post. 114 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,235 Is your thumb broken? 115 00:05:03,267 --> 00:05:05,603 (LAUGHS): Thumb broken? 116 00:05:05,637 --> 00:05:09,541 Tessa Rose, you are brills. Completely brills. 117 00:05:09,574 --> 00:05:10,975 (SLURPING) 118 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:13,446 Literally, that was the funniest thing ever. 119 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:15,046 I can't stop laughing. 120 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:17,782 Uh, Addison, why is she staring at us? 121 00:05:17,815 --> 00:05:19,150 Addison? (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 122 00:05:19,184 --> 00:05:22,321 Is-is that what you like to be called? 123 00:05:22,353 --> 00:05:23,588 (WHINNIES) 124 00:05:23,622 --> 00:05:25,691 This is my crew. 125 00:05:25,723 --> 00:05:27,959 You probably know them all from social. 126 00:05:27,992 --> 00:05:30,362 This is Bella-Ella. She's from old money. 127 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:31,797 (CHUCKLES): Myspace. 128 00:05:31,829 --> 00:05:33,231 Sloan. British. 129 00:05:33,264 --> 00:05:37,370 And, of course, beauty icon Tessa Rose. 130 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,170 Don't you just hate her? 131 00:05:39,204 --> 00:05:40,840 Aw... 132 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:43,608 Oh, right, uh, guys, this is Lisa. 133 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:45,444 She's... her. 134 00:05:45,476 --> 00:05:46,978 Nice to meet you guys. 135 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:48,947 Um, you need to calm down. 136 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:50,415 I am calm. 137 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:51,984 Stop yelling. 138 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:53,118 (WHISPERING): I'm not yelling. 139 00:05:53,151 --> 00:05:55,353 Look, matchy-matchy... (SCOFFS) 140 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:57,822 ...I don't need drama from someone whose shirt 141 00:05:57,855 --> 00:06:00,091 is a spoiler for her pants. 142 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:03,129 You're hilarious. I will never stop laughing. 143 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:07,033 (SLURPING) 144 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:13,138 Your friends seem, um, different than you. 145 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,608 That one keeps saying things are funny, 146 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:17,510 but she's not laughing. 147 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,012 Oh, she can't. Her mom got too much Botox 148 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:21,213 when she was pregnant. 149 00:06:21,245 --> 00:06:22,947 Ugh, so lucky. 150 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:26,050 I know they seem cliquey and stuck-up and... 151 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:27,819 - Awful? - Yeah. 152 00:06:27,853 --> 00:06:31,023 But once they accept you, you'll see that, deep down, 153 00:06:31,055 --> 00:06:33,057 they're... nice. 154 00:06:33,091 --> 00:06:36,061 Oh, good, good. So they're not mean. 155 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:38,096 Oh, I almost judged them. (CHUCKLES) 156 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:39,865 That was close. 157 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,600 (GASPS) 158 00:06:42,634 --> 00:06:46,872 These will totally hide my kombucha hangovers. 159 00:06:46,904 --> 00:06:48,506 I got them in the city. 160 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:51,811 The city is New York. New York City? 161 00:06:51,843 --> 00:06:55,713 I'll make a note, in a book. A notebook. 162 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:59,151 (GASPS): A phone case. 163 00:06:59,184 --> 00:07:00,586 It's for the new MyPhone. 164 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:02,988 There's no buttons, and the camera only faces you. 165 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:04,956 It's literally unusable. 166 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:07,126 What about my gift? 167 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:13,365 Look, it's got a little straw hat 168 00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:15,100 that fits right over his ears. 169 00:07:15,132 --> 00:07:16,100 (SLOAN LAUGHS) 170 00:07:16,134 --> 00:07:18,204 She got her a toy. 171 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:19,605 Does it come with a nappy? 172 00:07:19,637 --> 00:07:21,473 Oh, my God, I'm laughing so hard, 173 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:22,942 I can't even breathe. 174 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:25,110 Does it dispense bronzer? Bronzer remover? 175 00:07:25,142 --> 00:07:26,945 What does it dispense? How is it makeup? 176 00:07:26,978 --> 00:07:28,580 But you like it, 177 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:30,048 don't you, Addy? 178 00:07:30,081 --> 00:07:32,550 Oh, it's... adorable. 179 00:07:32,584 --> 00:07:34,286 (SIGHS) 180 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:37,456 For a "widdle" baby. 181 00:07:37,488 --> 00:07:39,424 (LAUGHTER) 182 00:07:40,692 --> 00:07:43,562 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 183 00:07:43,595 --> 00:07:44,597 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do... ♪ 184 00:07:44,629 --> 00:07:47,699 (PHONE RINGING) 185 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,700 _ 186 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:51,402 You're breaking up, honey. 187 00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:53,137 How's the party? 188 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:56,141 It's not fun. I don't want to stay. 189 00:07:56,173 --> 00:07:57,675 I want to go home. 190 00:07:57,709 --> 00:07:59,411 It's... (STATIC) fun. 191 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:01,614 I don't want to... (STATIC) go home. 192 00:08:01,646 --> 00:08:03,815 Thanks for the uneventful update. 193 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:05,084 How's Lisa? 194 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:07,786 Having fun and not wanting to go home. 195 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:09,155 Sounds like fun. 196 00:08:10,221 --> 00:08:12,957 - (GROANS, MUTTERS) - _ 197 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:14,659 (PHONE CHIMES) 198 00:08:15,257 --> 00:08:18,229 HOMER: You're right. Daddy understands completely. 199 00:08:18,262 --> 00:08:19,798 That's what daddies do. 200 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:21,333 (GASPS) 201 00:08:21,365 --> 00:08:24,603 I'm trapped. All night. 202 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:26,605 With them. 203 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:27,839 ♪ ♪ 204 00:08:27,872 --> 00:08:29,007 (GROANS) 205 00:08:33,214 --> 00:08:35,781 What do you mean the Taylor Swift lookalike canceled? 206 00:08:35,813 --> 00:08:38,016 Now who are the girls gonna throw cupcakes at? 207 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:41,019 Finally. You're the only adult here. 208 00:08:41,052 --> 00:08:43,022 I want to go home. Can you help me? 209 00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:44,989 Oh, no, this sleepover has got to get 210 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:46,892 100% engagement. 211 00:08:46,924 --> 00:08:49,127 I can't go back to working at Bubba Gump Shrimp. 212 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,962 It's not shrimp. 213 00:08:50,995 --> 00:08:52,798 Hey, lady bosses, 214 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:54,365 who wants to visit the perfume lab 215 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:56,802 and start your own fempire? 216 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:57,970 (SNIFFS DEEPLY) 217 00:08:58,003 --> 00:09:01,907 What are you wearing, Desperation by Thirsty Grandma? 218 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:03,975 (LAUGHTER) 219 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:06,912 I'm 26. 220 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:08,379 - (LISA GROANS) - (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 221 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:09,615 (SIGHS) 222 00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:12,718 Let's binge the new season of Thank God I'm Dead. 223 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:16,087 T.G. I'm D. is literally massive. 224 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,124 Leandra's funeral is so on my vision board. 225 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:21,093 (QUIETLY): I'm not allowed to watch that show 226 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,495 'cause it glamorizes inappropriateness. 227 00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:26,932 It'll be okay. Just close your eyes. 228 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:30,134 ♪ ♪ 229 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:34,139 TESSA: We get it, warnings, this show is awesome. 230 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:36,108 - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) - (WHIMPERS) 231 00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:41,080 Now that she's gone, she's finally popular. 232 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:44,283 I'm gonna ask her ghost to the prom. 233 00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:48,653 (GASPS) 234 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:50,889 (LAUGHTER) 235 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:53,192 Someone's about to go viral. 236 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:55,694 Baby videos are super popular. 237 00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:57,730 (LAUGHTER) 238 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,165 (LAUGHTER) 239 00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:04,102 (CRYING) 240 00:10:04,135 --> 00:10:08,539 - ♪ I think I could stay here for the rest of my life ♪ - (PHONE RINGING) 241 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:11,076 - ♪ Please don't ever make me go home ♪ - Mmm? 242 00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:13,913 (GIGGLES) 243 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:17,682 (GRUNTS) 244 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,951 - Oh... (GIGGLES) - (GRUMBLING) 245 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:25,124 (STRAINING) 246 00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:31,062 (PANTING) 247 00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:36,567 What are you doing in here? This is the caterers' bathroom. 248 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,171 This Japanese toilet is the first kind voice 249 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,739 I've heard all night. 250 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,077 _ 251 00:10:43,112 --> 00:10:46,745 Addy, why did you invite me to this party? Just to torture me? 252 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:49,748 (SIGHS) Okay. Full disclosure, I invited you 253 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:52,750 because those other girls are always so mean to me. 254 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:56,455 But then they were mean to you instead and let me join in. 255 00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:59,291 Oh, thanks for making this the best birthday ever. 256 00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:00,591 Aw. 257 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:04,129 Wait, no "aw." That's horrible. 258 00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:05,931 No, don't you see? 259 00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:08,100 Next time, you bring a Lisa. 260 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:11,727 Someone from band camp or science club or whatever, 261 00:11:11,762 --> 00:11:16,475 and then we'll all turn on her and you'll be part of the squad. 262 00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:19,677 No, no. No, this can't be who you really are. 263 00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:22,147 Let me whiten your teeth, Lisa. I've got strips. 264 00:11:22,179 --> 00:11:24,415 (SCREAMS) 265 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:27,519 Strips, Lisa! Lisa, come back! I've got whitening strips! 266 00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:29,620 (PANTS) 267 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:32,191 And it's the Old-Man-apolis 500, 268 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,293 but he spun out into Dead Man's Crack. 269 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,561 (PHONE RINGS) 270 00:11:37,328 --> 00:11:39,130 LISA (OVER PHONE): Grampa, it's Lisa. 271 00:11:39,163 --> 00:11:41,066 - I need your help. - What's the matter, loser? 272 00:11:41,099 --> 00:11:43,102 Did a horse bite your head off, and now you're crying 273 00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:44,870 because you don't have a head? 274 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:47,505 - (CRYING) - Ha! Called it. 275 00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:49,707 The girls at this party are so mean, 276 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:53,144 there's no one else to help me, and I just want to go home. 277 00:11:53,177 --> 00:11:56,148 Oh, I would love to help, but you un-brothered me. 278 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:59,518 Now all I am is a stranger who magnetized your saxophone. 279 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,586 (CREAKING) 280 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,388 Please, somewhere inside you 281 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,758 there is an ember of connection between us. 282 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:09,194 This is me asking you to fan that ember. 283 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:11,262 Call me back and say it in a normal way. 284 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:13,331 (PHONE RINGING) 285 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:19,370 Get me out of here! 286 00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:22,640 Look, the rando's talking into a phone. 287 00:12:22,673 --> 00:12:26,077 Phones are for looking at, rando. 288 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,013 LISA: Bart, they're taking my phone. 289 00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:30,115 They're even meaner than you. 290 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:31,884 (CLICK) 291 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,918 ♪ ♪ 292 00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:40,558 Are you Juan Starnotip? 293 00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:42,461 Just drive. 294 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:46,197 So, Juan, going somewhere this evening? 295 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,700 - The entered address. - (CHUCKLES) 296 00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:52,037 I like you, Juan. You're clearly comfortable in your own skin. 297 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,139 Can I interest you in a room-temperature sparkling water? 298 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:57,076 I requested no conversation. 299 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,231 _ 300 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:00,846 Hey! (GRUNTS) 301 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,047 Give it back! 302 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,049 Ew, this phone is made by Subway. 303 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:08,986 My dad had to eat a thousand footlongs for that! 304 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:11,088 - (PHONE RINGING) - (LAUGHTER) - Hey. (GRUNTS) 305 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,356 (PHONE RINGING) 306 00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:15,693 Quit hitting on my wife, you crooning sex pirate. 307 00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:19,164 Whoa, that chick behind that blue-haired lady's your wife? 308 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,366 Way to go, man. 309 00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:24,135 Oh, right, uh, 310 00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:27,139 I'll just get out of your way. 311 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,740 ♪ ♪ 312 00:13:28,773 --> 00:13:30,375 (MARGE GROANS SADLY) 313 00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:32,144 (SHUDDERS) 314 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:35,147 This is for not hitting on my wife. 315 00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:36,214 (GRUNTS) 316 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,850 (GASPING) 317 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,085 The set list! 318 00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:41,620 Our banter was on there. 319 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,688 What songs do we know? 320 00:13:44,688 --> 00:13:46,390 (WHIMPERING) 321 00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:47,793 (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 322 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,094 (GRUNTS) 323 00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:50,361 Oh. 324 00:13:51,863 --> 00:13:52,831 (GASPING) 325 00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:55,834 Without the booze, it's just a cruise! 326 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,836 Dude, you killed the music. 327 00:13:57,869 --> 00:13:59,504 And the vibe. 328 00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:01,607 Time of death, 10:13 p.m. 329 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:03,942 (LAUGHS) 330 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,076 Hmm. 331 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,012 - (LAUGHTER) - (LISA GROANING) 332 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,654 - (GASPS) - (GRUNTING) 333 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:18,990 (LAUGHS) 334 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,025 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 335 00:14:21,058 --> 00:14:23,528 Now let's get out of here before they realize I'm gone. 336 00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:25,964 This sleepover isn't over. 337 00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,933 No, yes, it is. When we leave, it's over. 338 00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:30,903 Look, I didn't come here to rescue you. 339 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,305 If you run now, you'll never stop running. 340 00:14:33,337 --> 00:14:34,872 What do you mean? 341 00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:38,109 There's one present you still have to give those rich girls. 342 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,580 - Revenge. - Revenge? 343 00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,217 Revenge. 344 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,791 Okay, right. Revenge. Right. I can do that. 345 00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,826 - What do I do? - I can't tell you. 346 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,629 True revenge can only come from the hate in your own heart. 347 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,700 Hate. 348 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:07,004 If you do it tight enough, it's just like a face-lift. 349 00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:09,240 Oh, my God. I could pass for six. 350 00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:11,309 (SLURPS) 351 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,711 I know just what to do. 352 00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:16,081 ♪ ♪ 353 00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:18,117 (SLURPING) 354 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,333 _ 355 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:35,167 (PHONE BUZZES) 356 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,668 (WHISPERS): Hi, Mom. 357 00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:41,038 I saw you called a bunch of times. Is everything okay? 358 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,041 Yeah, everything is great. I love you, good night. 359 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:46,444 At least she's having fun. 360 00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:48,947 Your Mos Eisley fracas has utterly harshed 361 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,782 my Arrakeen spice buzz. 362 00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,585 That's right, a two-reference complaint! 363 00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:56,288 My wife and I have been looking forward to this for months, 364 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,090 and you ruined our plans. 365 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,691 (AGREEING CHATTER) 366 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:04,763 Plans? Yeah, we all love to make plans, don't we? 367 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,966 Dinner and a movie, couples' karaoke, game night 368 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:10,969 where the hosts are really just trying to sell Amway. 369 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,103 (MURMURS) 370 00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:15,139 We're all so eager to get out of the house. 371 00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:16,408 But why? 372 00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:18,410 To stand in line to have your picture taken 373 00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:21,112 holding a mustache on a stick? 374 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,753 And all these magical plans are supposed to lead up to romance. 375 00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:29,920 But when you get home, you feel tired and gross 376 00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:31,589 and a thousand years old. 377 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,627 So you make plans for another night and another, 378 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,095 and the cycle continues until the only time 379 00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:39,764 you touch your wife is when you don't notice 380 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:44,235 she's on the toilet at 4:00 a.m. and you sit on her. 381 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,870 Mm-hmm. 382 00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:47,873 I didn't ruin this cruise. 383 00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:50,341 I saved your life. 384 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:54,913 Now return to your homes and never make plans again. 385 00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:57,682 (CHEERING) 386 00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,085 (MARGE MOANS) 387 00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,053 (CAMERA CLICKS) 388 00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:03,855 - (PHONE CHIMES) - (GASPS) 389 00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:07,960 Aah! 390 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:12,230 That egghead rando messed with our hair. 391 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,798 (SCREAMING) 392 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,334 We look like her! 393 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:17,969 (LAUGHS) 394 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,003 Aah! 395 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,605 Don't worry. I have a car waiting. 396 00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:26,978 An airport pickup during surge pricing? 397 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:30,182 So long, dot matrix printer, hello, bubble jet. 398 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:31,582 This way. 399 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,653 (NEIGHS) 400 00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:41,259 (MURMURS SHAKILY) 401 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,894 You go ahead. 402 00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:45,555 (GASPS) You don't hate horses. 403 00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:47,298 You're afraid of them. 404 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,802 No, I'm not. I-I just hate any animal that works with cops. 405 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:54,005 (WHIMPERS) No creature should be that jacked. 406 00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:56,208 You didn't let me quit when I was scared, 407 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,009 so I'm gonna help you see 408 00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:02,880 that this majestic creature has a gentle soul. 409 00:18:02,913 --> 00:18:06,117 Not behind her! She'll kick your face off! 410 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,787 (GRUNTING) 411 00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:13,357 - (HORSE NEIGHS) - (BART EXCLAIMS) 412 00:18:13,391 --> 00:18:16,829 ♪ ♪ 413 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:24,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 414 00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:30,174 (NEIGHS) 415 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,776 (BART WHIMPERING) 416 00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:34,745 We're gonna destroy you on Insta, TikTok and Postmates. 417 00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:36,047 You'll be a total outcast 418 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:38,449 and you'll have to pick up your own sushi. 419 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,085 Ugh, no Wi-Fi? 420 00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,953 Does your horse even have a mobile hot spot, Addison? 421 00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:46,258 Addison, can I talk to Addy, my book buddy? 422 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,126 Hmm, I have to be Addison. 423 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,463 Addy's just a little girl. 424 00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,298 Don't you remember when we were reading this? 425 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:56,867 We were just kids, sharing something we loved. 426 00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,104 Addison, she's trying to influence you, 427 00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:01,105 and she's not even monetizing it. 428 00:19:01,138 --> 00:19:04,375 I'm so going to swat her house on Christmas morning. 429 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,778 Don't let that rando upset you. 430 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,013 Have a Klonopin gummy. 431 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,283 Be the girl I know you are. 432 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,584 (GRUNTS) 433 00:19:12,616 --> 00:19:14,752 (SNIFFS) 434 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,322 (EXHALES): Old book smell. 435 00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:21,026 Stop holding a book, Addison. You're acting like a rando. 436 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:25,129 My name is Addy. 437 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,833 (NEIGHS) 438 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,334 Oh, my... 439 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:31,435 (GASPING) 440 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:32,971 Go! 441 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:36,173 Come with us. There's nothing left for you here. 442 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,976 It's my house. All my stuff is in it. 443 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,011 Oh, right, right. Well, all right. 444 00:19:41,045 --> 00:19:43,548 Maybe I'll see you at the library. (CHUCKLES) 445 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,082 Lisa? 446 00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:47,184 You were my best gift. 447 00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:48,987 (WHINNIES) 448 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:51,789 Addison, are you out of your mind? 449 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,559 Netflix should make a series about your social life, 450 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:56,795 because it just committed suicide. 451 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,798 (GASPS) She is so mean. 452 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,199 I want to be her friend. 453 00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:03,801 Literally. 454 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,836 ♪ ♪ 455 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:25,126 _ 456 00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:41,033 Shh! 457 00:21:44,326 --> 00:21:46,916 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 457 00:21:47,305 --> 00:22:47,885 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 31591

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